爱，死亡和机器人-S01E09-垃圾场_爱,死亡和机器人

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The assholes wouldn't leave.

那些混蛋不肯离开

I had to call the goddamn Sheriff

我他妈不得不给警长打电话

to cart them and their scrawny fucktard kids away.

才把他们还有他们骨瘦如柴的孩子赶走

Ah crap Goddammit.

我操真他妈的

Fuck

操他妈的

I don't know a dead possum.

我不知道可能是一只死负鼠

What a shit hole.

真他妈是个烂地方

Listen I gotta go. Another day another eviction.

听着我得挂了又是一天又是一次驱逐

This dump's my home.

这个垃圾场是我的家

The only one I ever had.

我唯一拥有的家

Some people may not think much of it.

有些人可能对此不以为然

But me and my buddy Otto like it here just fine.

但是我和我的老伙计奥托很喜欢这里

And the good book says "A man's home is his castle

圣经里说 "一个人的家就是他的城堡

and whosoever trespasses

凡非法侵入之人

shall be struck down with fire and lightning."

必被烈火与闪电击中"

And since I ain't got no lightning

既然我没有闪电

I tend just to keep it real simple like.

我倾向于保持简单纯粹的方式

I'm about to blow your head off fat boy.

我要轰烂你的猪头死胖子

Mr. Dvorchack I presume

我想你是德沃夏克先生吧

City Inspector.

城市巡视员

I've been inhabiting here more than 20 odd years now.

我在这里已经住了二十多年了

And some new high falutin' sanitation

你这些新颁布的虚张声势的卫生法规

law don't mean shit to me Mr. City Inspector.

对我来说屁都不是城市巡视员先生

Oh but I'm afraid it does mean something

但是恐怕对于隔壁正在建设托管公寓的

to the owners of the condominiums they're building next door.

业主们来说这些法规确实有点意义

So you see everything in this dump has got to go

所以这个垃圾场里的所有东西都得搬走

including you Mr. Dvorchack.

包括你德沃夏克先生

If you'll just sign these papers Otto

-你还是赶紧签了这些文件... -奥托

Otto C'mere boy

奥托过来小家伙

Oh dang critter.

讨厌的小东西

Always scrounging for food.

总是到处找吃的

Yeah I tell you what...

不如这样吧...

how about we crack a couple of cold beers

咱们一边喝点冰啤酒

while I spin ya a little yarn

我一边给你讲点故事

And you still want Otto and me gone when I'm done

如果故事讲完了你还想让我和奥托消失

well I'll sign whatever you want and we clear on out.

行你想让我签什么我就签什么然后我们离开

Dang lighter I'm a busy man Mr. Dvorchack.

-该死的打火机 -我很忙德沃夏克先生

I don't have time for drunken ramblings and crazy stories.

我没时间听你的酒后胡言乱语和疯狂故事

If we could just move this

如果我们可以尽快把这事...

One night couple years back... Fuck me.

-有一天晚上几年前吧... -我操

me and my friend Pearly we...

我和我的朋友泡利我们...

Me and my friend Pearly

我和我的朋友泡利

were having a drink and conversatin' like.

我们在喝酒聊天

Oh boy I tell ya.

老天我跟你说

Hell you oughta get up off yer duff and see the world.

该死你这个笨家伙应该出去看看这个世界

Oh what for

有什么意义

Everything I need ends up here eventually.

我需要的一切最终都能在这里找到

Oh yeah What about women

是吗那女人呢

I don't see no women round here.

我在这里可没看到任何女人

Pearly she's right there.

泡利她就在这

Oh sorry. No offense Betty.

抱歉我不是针对你贝蒂

But I am telling you boy.

但是我跟你说哥们

Down in Laredo they got these river trash whores. Oh boy

在拉雷多[得克萨斯州南部城市] 河边有一些下等妓女老天

They can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

她们可以从拖车上把铬吸走

Hey you hear that

你听到那个声音了吗

It's just rats. Tell me about the whores.

就是些老鼠跟我说说那些妓女

Hold your horses a minute. My back teeth are floating.

别着急我快尿出来了

Come on out ya little monster.

快点尿出来吧

Yeah boy.

真爽

What

什么

What in the hell

到底是怎么回事

Don't shoot the rats

别射那些老鼠

It's good company.

它们可是好伙伴

What in tarnation

是什么讨厌的东西啊

We gotta get the hell outta Dodge

我们得离开这个鬼地方

There's something out there What the hell is it

-外面有什么东西吗 -到底是什么鬼

It's coming.

它过来了

What is it

到底是什么东西

Damned if I know It's eyes everywhere

我他妈怎么知道到处都是眼睛

All manner of crap stickin' out of it.

各种各样的垃圾从里面飞出来

It's all shiny and wet.

全都又湿又亮

My balls

我的蛋蛋

Help me

快帮帮我

I don't wanna go

我不想被拖走

Let go Pearly

放手泡利

I can't shoot

你这样我没办法开枪

Pearly

泡利

Give my friend back motherfucker

把我朋友还给我狗东西

I'ma get you you son of a bitch.

我来捉你来了你这狗东西

Die

去死吧

What in the shit

里面缠了个啥玩意

Now fuck me ragged.

我他妈真是见鬼了

A puppy.

居然是一只小狗

And that's when a big old light bulb went off in my head.

就在那时我脑子里突然冒出一个很大的想法

This here monster wasn't

这里的这个怪物

just created by all the heat and garbage.

不全是由高温和垃圾造成的

It lived off it.

它以此为生

And whatever it ate became a part of it.

它吃的任何东西都会变成它的一部分

They're gonna love this one back at the office.

办公室的人会喜欢这个故事的

Sorry.

抱歉

So you were saying about Curly

所以你说的是柯利吗

His name was Pearly.

他叫泡利

Right.

对哦

And it's an absolutely riveting tale Mr. Dvorchack

这个故事真的很引人入胜德沃夏克先生

but I can actually feel myself getting septic shock sitting here.

但坐在这里我真的能感觉到自己要休克了

So if you'll just make a big X on those papers

所以如果你能在这些纸上画个大叉

I can finally get out of this shit hole.

我就可以终于离开这个鬼地方了

Otto There you are boy

奥托你在这啊小家伙

What

什么

不

Mr. Dvorchack

德沃夏克先生

Yep. The way I see it...

没错在我看来...

you hang around a dump long enough and the world comes to you.

只要你在垃圾场呆得够久你想要什么就有什么

Ain't that right Otto

对不对奥托

Here boy

过来小家伙

Attaboy

干得漂亮

Yes sir the dump's my home.

是的先生垃圾场就是我的家

It's damn home I ever had.

我他妈唯一拥有的家