爱，死亡和机器人-S01E05-吸魂者_爱,死亡和机器人

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Shit

妈的

What the fuck was that Doctor I think you know.

-那他妈是什么博士 -我想你应该知道

I wanna hear you fuckin' say it Mr Science.

我他妈想听你亲口说大科学家

Wait

等等我

Tell me Doctor is that as fast as you can run

博士你说实话你就只能跑这么快吗

I'm afraid so Mr. Flynn.

恐怕是的弗林先生

Good it'll catch you first

很好那它会先抓到你

and I'll be able to get out of here while it's eating you.

而我会在它吃你的功夫逃之夭夭

Fuck you

狗日的

Oh shit

我操

Is that what we're looking for Doctor

那就是我们要找的东西吗博士

I think it might be Mr. Flynn.

我觉得应该是弗林先生

Do try to at least act excited.

你好歹装出点兴奋的样子啊

Mercenaries are like hookers Doctor

雇佣军就像妓女一样博士

pretending to be excited costs extra.

要我们假装兴奋得多给钱

Simon here's a test for you.

西蒙给你个小测试

Can you translate

你能翻译吗

Let me see.

我看看

"Entombed here the Devourer of Children

"埋葬于此食童之魔

the Black Prince the Sucker of Souls"

暗黑王子噬魂吞魄"

Sucker.

噬魂者

Hey boss how's it going

老大你那边怎么样了

Slowly.

慢得很

We've been in this fucking tomb for over an hour.

我们已经在这个该死的坟墓里一个多小时了

Would you tell him to hurry up I'm freezing my tits off back here.

你能让他快点吗我都快把奶头冻掉了

I'll be sure to relay that message Micky.

我会替你传达的米奇

Mr. Flynn this is definitely it.

弗林先生这绝对就是了

I will need the rest of the equipment ASAP.

我需要剩下的器材越快越好

Okay Doc.

收到博士

Geez...

天哪...

Doctor

博士

Doctor

博士

Oh fuck me.

我操

Oh my God Simon

我的天哪西蒙

Come on kid. Get out of the way

孩子闪开点别挡着

What the fuck

这他妈是什么

Run

快跑

Micky Gary get the weapons ready. We're coming in hot.

米奇盖瑞准备好武器我们马上就来

Are those boffins trying to grab your bum again

是那些科学家又在摸你屁股了吗

Yeah I saw that little one eyeing ya.

是吧我就说那个小子看你色眯眯的

Quit fucking around I'm serious.

别他妈闹了我说认真的

Shit Copy that chief.

我操收到长官

Hold on Doc.

小心博士

Shit.

吓死我了

Shit get back

妈的快往后退

It's him the Impaler. Dracula

是他那个吸血鬼德拉库拉

I did not think we would find him alive.

我没想到他还活着

Well of course you didn't.

你没想到的事多了去了

And isn't this a fine fucking mess

这真是他妈的一团糟

Fuck

该死

Come on fuck nuts. You want to laugh at me Go ahead.

来啊你个狗日的你想看我笑话吗来吧

I'll cut the smile right off of ya.

我要把你的笑脸刺成碎片

What'd he say Doc

他在说什么博士

He said you're a warrior.

他说你是个战士

God damn right I'm a warrior.

你他妈真说对了我就是个战士

Yes but he also added that he's looking forward

是的但他还说他很期待

to eating your still beating heart.

吃掉你鲜活的心脏

What the fuck Doc

什么鬼博士

He hates cats. What

-他讨厌猫 -什么

The legend has it that feeding on them makes his flesh burn.

传说他吃了猫以后会自燃

The locals would torment him by bringing hundreds of cats to the fortress.

当地人常带上百只猫到堡垒中去折磨他

Well he's not the first man who got in trouble for eatin' a little pussy.

他可不是第一个因为吃小猫咪而倒霉的家伙

Do you think something held them up

你觉得有东西耽搁他们了吗

I don't know Gary.

我不知道盖瑞

Micky Gary

米奇盖瑞

Shut the door

快关门

Oh so you found one too

看来你也找到了一只

Little pussy here saved our lives.

这小家伙救了我们的命

Yeah I know it saved my life a few times.

她已经治愈了我好多次了

Cut the shit Gary.

别开玩笑了盖瑞

There's a fucking monster out there and it was gonna eat our asses.

外面有个该死的怪兽要把我们吃得屁股都不剩

Something was gonna eat your ass

有东西要吃你的屁股

Now that's a gutsy fashion statement.

那它可真有勇气

Is that real Korean grad student God damn it Gary. Oh no...

-是那个韩国研究生吗 -去你的盖瑞 -不...

Upsy daisy fella.

起来吧伙计

Stop with all the yodeling and tell them what's behind that door.

别在这瞎叫唤了告诉他们门后面到底有什么

Because that thing is between us and the only way out.

因为它挡住了我们唯一的出路

It is the Impaler.

是吸血鬼

Isn't that a type of car

那不是车的名字吗

That's an Impala you stupid cunt.

那叫羚羊[雪佛兰的一种车型] 你个白痴

Oh right.

好吧

So there's a Dracula out there then

所以说现在门外有个吸血鬼

Not a Dracula.

不是普通的吸血鬼

The Dracula.

是吸血鬼之王

Are you serious

你没开玩笑吧

Fuck right off you weird little man.

别吓唬人了你这个怪老头

It's true. He ate the tiny research assistant.

是真的他把那个小助理都给吃了

Anyway what's the state of play with our ordinance Gary

我们现在的装备和库存什么情况盖瑞

Not particularly tickity to be honest.

说实话没带什么特别的来

Weren't expecting gunfights with angry vampires.

并没想到会和愤怒的吸血鬼开火

We've got two boxes of ammo for the P90s four magazines for the sidearms

我们有两箱P90的弹药四盒投掷弹

shotgun couple of old battle maces bottle of 2000 year old wine

一把霰弹枪两对狼牙棒一瓶两千年的红酒

and I've got a smidge of C4 if it helps.

和一包C4炸药如果能派上用场的话

Why Why do you have C4 Gary

为什么你为什么有C4 盖瑞

Cave ins It's not enough.

-用来制造塌方 -远远不够

What I said it's not enough.

-什么 -我说这些根本不够用的

You're not dealing with Taliban terrorists here.

你们不是在和塔利班恐怖分子交手

You're dealing with an ancient evil that defeats whole armies

这次的对手是古老的恶魔曾经击退过整支军队

and feasts on their entrails.

并食其骨吞其肉

Not helping Doctor.

说这些有什么用博士

How big is this fucker

这畜生有多大

Where's the fucking cat

那操蛋的猫呢

There's the cats fucking. Oh come on

-在那正操蛋呢 -有没有搞错

You got suggestions Doctor now's the time to make 'em.

你不是知道很多吗博士现在赶紧说点有用的吧

I'm an archaeologist Mr. Flynn not a tactician.

我是考古学家弗林先生不是战术家

Well I'm an ex soldier not Buffy the fucking Vampire Slayer

那我还只是个退伍军人不是吸血鬼猎人巴菲呢

but you don't see me crying in a corner.

但你看我缩在角落哭了吗

Now think damn it

快想办法该死的

This place was built to withstand siege.

这地方是建来抵御围攻的

There must be other exits.

肯定有其他出口

I think I may have something.

我觉得我有办法了

The map marked another egress point.

地图上标明有另一个出口

Secret door Beautiful.

是暗门太好了

Hey boss

老大

Yes Gary

怎么了盖瑞

About that C4... Do it.

-那包C4... -炸吧

Just don't bring the whole damn castle down on us.

只要别把整个城堡炸塌了压死我们就行

Oh shit.

我操

Fire

开火

Door shut now

把门关上快

Sounds like he found our little gift.

看来他发现我们的小礼物了

Shit sorry

妈的抱歉

Every time Gary

每次都这样盖瑞

What Better too much than too little.

怎么了嘛多总比少好吧

Where did you say this tunnel led to

你刚才说这条隧道通向哪里来着

More prison cells.

更多的牢房

Probably cells for more...

可能是用来关押...

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

你他妈一定是在逗我