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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon...

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Hello. I'm Sheldon Cooper and this is

你好我是谢尔顿·库珀欢迎收看

Why Sheldon Cooper Should Go to College.

《谢尔顿·库珀为何该去上大学》

I firmly believe that I'm ready

我坚信我已经准备好

for this next step in my academic life.

进入学术生涯的下一阶段

I guess our baby's going to college.

我们的宝贝要去上大学了

So I don't want to get married. It's nothing personal.

我不想结婚又怎么样又不是针对你

After everything that I've done for you and your family.

我为你和你家人付出了那么多

You give my grandson a job so I'm supposed to marry you

你赏我外孙一份工作我就得以身相许吗

Well you can forget I even asked.

就当我没求过婚吧

Oh no.

惨了

I screwed up.

我闯祸了

You're fired.

你被炒了

Here's for firing my grandson.

竟敢炒我外孙鱿鱼

Jackass

狗逼

I never understood why kids didn't like

我一直都不懂为什么学生们

being sent to the principal's office.

都怕被叫去校长办公室

I thought it was great.

我一直都很喜欢啊

Sheldon you are a remarkable young man.

谢尔顿你是个无比出色的少年

Thanks and you're a remarkable old man.

谢谢你也是个十分出色的老年人

Sheldon.

谢尔顿

So you sure he's got all the credits he needs

你确定他学分都修够了吗

Yeah between his coursework and his AP tests

对啊作业与大学预修课程考试

he's met all of his academic requirements.

他的分数统统达标了

He even managed to get a good grade in P.E.

他甚至连体育课成绩都不错

I earned extra credit snitching on kids

我靠着举报有学生

who were smoking behind the equipment shed.

躲在器具室后面抽烟得到了额外学分

I don't have to buy cigarettes for a year.

我一整年都不用自己掏钱买烟了

So he's really good to graduate

所以他真的可以毕业了吗

He sure is. I got to tell ya

当然我跟你们说

usually when kids leave school after two years

通常读两年就离校的学生

it's not for college.

都不是为了去上大学

It's for prison or pregnancy.

都是要么入狱要么怀孕

Well between Georgie and Missy we may hit the trifecta.

凭着小乔治与米希我家或许可以达成大三元

George

乔治

Well I'm not rooting for it.

我又没有希望发生这种事

It's just a thing that could happen.

我只是说有这种可能罢了

One other bit of business.

另外还有一件事

Since you're graduating early and you're top of the class

你提早毕业而且成绩又是第一

that makes you our valedictorian.

你会是优秀毕业生致辞代表

Way to go buddy

厉害啊儿子

I'm so proud of you baby.

宝贝我真为你感到骄傲

You seem surprised.

感觉你挺意外啊

Well it's quite an accomplishment.

这可是挺了不起的成就呢

Being top of the class in this school

在这所学校里当第一吗

I don't think so.

还好吧

We're really gonna miss you.

我们绝对会想死你的

I imagine my leaving will be hard for you.

我在想我要离开你一定很难受吧

Oh yeah being best friends

是是是跟个小屁孩当好朋友

with a little kid really boosted my game with the ladies.

真的"增加"了我泡妞的成功率呢

Makes sense. I'm a conversation starter.

不意外我就是很好的聊天素材

Just think. You'll have this table all to yourself.

你就往好处想你可以自己独占这张桌子

Actually I joined the jazz band.

其实呢我加入了爵士乐队

Those guys have their own table in the cafeteria.

乐队的人在食堂有专属的桌子呢

They're pretty cool.

他们蛮酷的

The drummer's even got a goatee.

鼓手还蓄了山羊胡呢

Well I'm glad I knew you before you became a heroin addict.

我很庆幸我是在你染上毒瘾前认识的你

Where are my safety goggles

我的护目镜呢

I don't have no orange today.

我今天没带橙子不会剥皮喷汁

No I have a lab later.

不是我晚点有实验课

Just use the room goggles like everyone else.

跟大家一样用教室里提供的那种就行了

And risk eyebrow lice

冒着染上眉毛虱的风险吗

They don't just like head hair Tam.

丹头虱可不只喜欢头顶的毛发啊

They must be in my locker.

一定是落在我储物柜了

Don't eat my fluffernutter

不准偷吃我的花生酱棉花糖三明治

I won't.

不会的

"Don't eat my fluffernutter."

还"不许偷吃"咧

Hello.

您好

Thank you for seeing me.

谢谢你愿意见我

You might not be so happy I did by the time we're done.

等完事之后你可能就会后悔了

All right let me start by saying that I owe you an apology.

我想先从跟你道歉开始

You can finish with an apology too.

你也可以道完歉就结束

I'm sorry we had a fight. I'm...

抱歉我们之前吵架我...

I'm really sorry I lost my temper

我很对不起我当时发了脾气

and I'm very sorry that I took it out on Georgie.

也很对不起我把气撒在小乔治身上

That wasn't great.

的确是很不地道

But I want you to know that I'm trying to change.

但我想让你知道我在试着改变

'Cause that's what people do they change.

因为常言道"狗改得了吃屎"

I mean it. You know I'm tired of being a cranky old bastard.

我是说认真的我很烦当个暴脾气的死老头了

It's tiring for everybody else too.

对你身边的其他人来说也很烦啊

Would you please

你能不能别这样

Sorry. Go ahead.

抱歉你继续

I'm admitting I was wrong and that's not something I do.

我在承认我的错我以前从来不会这么做

What do you want from me

你想要我怎样

One more chance.

再给我一次机会

I don't know.

再说吧

Oh come on.

别这样嘛

I went to three stores to find these purple flowers.

我跑了三家不同的店才找到这些紫色的花

They are pretty.

是挺漂亮的啊

They're not as pretty as you.

但没有你漂亮

Oh God.

太老套了吧

Safety pins safety scissors

安全别针安全剪刀

no safety goggles.

但是没有护目镜

Did you happen to see a pair of safety goggles

不知道你有没有看到一副护目镜

Sheldon we're in the middle of a test.

谢尔顿我们这里在考试

Sorry.

对不起

I can't give you the answer

我不能跟你说答案是什么

but what you have is not even close.

但是你的答案差太远了

Out

出去

These things happen.

这种事常有啦

My mother had me when she was young.

我妈妈也是在很年轻的时候怀上的我

Sorry to interrupt. I can't find my safety goggles.

抱歉打扰了我找不到我的护目镜

Well they're not here.

不在这里

I have to find them.

我一定得找到

Nothing's more important than protection

这世上最重要的就是要用防护措施

Dad you need to take me home.

爸爸你得带我回家一趟

Why What's the matter

为什么出了什么事

I don't have my safety goggles. Let's go.

我找不到我的护目镜走吧

Sheldon I'm busy.

谢尔顿我在忙

You're just watching TV.

你只是在看电视啊

I'm reviewing game tape.

我是在为比赛做复盘

So you know how it ends. I'll meet you at the car.

那你已经知道结局是怎么样了我去车旁等你

Sheldon I'm not driving you home.

谢尔顿我不要载你回家

I got practice in 20 minutes.

我20分钟后得带队训练

Then call Mom and tell her to bring them to me.

那你打给妈妈让妈妈帮我送来

She's working too.

她也在工作

But I need my goggles

但我需要用护目镜

Then use the ones in class.

那就用教室里提供的

And I don't want to hear about eyebrow lice.

我也不想听你说什么眉毛虱

The ones in class are too big for me.

教室提供的我戴起来太大了

What if they fall off and something happens to my eyes

万一它掉了然后我眼睛受伤了呢

If I go blind I'll need a Seeing Eye dog

如果我瞎了我就会需要导盲犬

and I'm scared of dogs.

但是我怕狗

Is this how you plan on acting when you get to college

你打算去上大学的时候也这么闹吗

No.

没

Good 'cause you're gonna need

那就好因为以后这些事

to handle stuff like this on your own.

你就得想办法自己解决

I can handle it.

我能解决

I hope so.

希望如此

I ended up using the class goggles that day

我那天最后用了教室里提供的护目镜

and did not get eyebrow lice.

没有染上眉毛虱

But eight months later

但八个月之后

I did contract a mild case of pink eye.

我感染了轻微的结膜炎

Were the two events related This scientist says yes.

这两件事有关联吗本科学家认为有

Do you think I can make it from one end

你觉得我有办法

of the college campus to the other

10分钟内从大学校区的一侧

in under ten minutes including a bathroom break

走到另一侧而且还包含上厕所的时间吗

I don't know. How important is the bathroom break

不知道耶这上厕所的时间重要吗

Very. The class schedules are designed

非常重要课程表是设计给

for fully grown bladders and mine is child sized.

膀胱完全成熟的成年人但我的膀胱还是小孩版

Then don't put your classes so close together.

那你就别把课排太密

Well it's either this or I move my labs to Tuesday afternoons.

我只能这么排课不然就得周二下午去上实验课

Is that bad

周二上不好吗

Yes. That's when Professor Proton is on.

不好啊《质子教授》是在那个时间段播

Well we'll tape it and you can watch it later.

我们可以帮你预录下来你回家再看

But what if I have a lot of homework and can't get to it

要是我的作业非常多写不完

until the next day and one of the kids

我得等到隔天放学再看

in my class spoils the episode for me

结果白天被同学剧透了怎么办

Sheldon has anyone ever spoiled Professor Proton for you

谢尔顿有任何人给你剧透过《质子教授》吗

No. ‭Has anyone even talked to you about Professor Proton

-没有 -那有任何人跟你聊过《质子教授》吗

Do you count ‭No.

-你能算吗 -不能

Then no.

那就是没有

Thanks again for giving me another shot.

谢谢你愿意再给我一次机会

Oh my pleasure.

我的荣幸

And I got something else for you.

我还有东西要给你

Wow. Thank you but why

谢谢但为什么要给我

Well I'm trying to get better at forgiving people.

我想要试着当个宽恕别人的人

Well I'm glad to hear you say that

我很高兴听到你这么说

'cause I'm the one who egged your store last night.

因为昨晚蛋洗你店的人就是我

That was you

居然是你吗

Well me and Meemaw.

我跟姥姥一起

It's okay.

没关系

I forgive you.

我原谅你

Cool. Thanks again for the money.

爽谢谢还我这些钱啊

Mm forgiving people sucks.

原谅人真是太不爽了

Bless us Lord for the food we are about to receive

主啊感谢您赐予我们这些食物

and bless the hands that prepared it.

也保佑准备这些食物的人

And thank you

也谢谢您保佑

for Georgie getting his job back. Amen.

小乔治重新得到之前的工作阿门

Amen.

阿门

That was nice of Dale.

戴尔人可真好

I know. He even forgave me for egging his store.

对啊他甚至还原谅我蛋洗了他的店

You went egging without me

你去蛋洗别人也不叫上我吗

Georgie Cooper

小乔治·库珀

Dale already forgave me and God has to.

戴尔已经原谅我了主就得原谅我

You can't get mad.

你不能生气

Ha. Burn.

哈哈辩倒你

Oh. Hold on. Hold on.

稍等稍等

Your chair milady.

为您拉椅子我的女士

"Milady"

还"我的女士"咧

Where did that come from

这招又是哪来的

I don't know.

不知道

My brain. ‭

我自己想的吧

Can I get y'all started with some drinks

请问两位有什么想喝的吗

Yeah. Uh margaritas

有的两杯玛格丽塔酒吗

Mm hmm. ‭Split a pitcher

还是我们直接点一扎

Mm no I think I'm okay.

不用我不喝

More of a beer night

今晚比较想喝啤酒吗

No not really.

没有不是的

I'm gonna take a little break.

我今晚就不喝这些了

I'll just stick with water.

我喝水就行了

Really

真的假的

Well you know I don't do my best thinking

你懂我要是喝了酒

after I've been drinking.

脑子就容易不清楚

Should I not get one then

那我是不是也不该喝

No no you go ahead.

不用不用你尽管点

I don't want it to get weird.

有人喝有人不喝好像怪怪的嘛

I can come back.

要不两位先讨论

No no. Hey just bring her a margarita.

没事不用你就给她来杯玛格丽塔酒

No don't. ‭I insist.

-不用了别 -我坚持

I don't want one.

我不想喝了

Yeah you do.

你想喝的

It's getting weird.

气氛真的开始尴尬了

Maybe come back.

要不你待会再来

Missy how would you and Sheldon like a graduation party

米希你和谢尔顿想开个毕业派对吗

Why would Missy have a graduation party

米希凭什么开毕业派对

'Cause I'm graduating elementary school.

因为我即将小学毕业

That counts ‭Of course it counts.

-那也算数 -当然算数

Yes it's a big deal. She's going to a new school.

是啊这是件大事她要去新学校上学

New friends new teachers.

会有新朋友新老师

Same clothes 'cause we're poor.

但衣服还是旧的因为我们家很穷

We're not poor.

我们家不穷

So I can get new clothes

那我可以买新衣服吗

We're not rich either.

我们也并非富贵人家

Do I really got to sit through two graduations

我真得忍受两场毕业典礼吗

Yes. It is a special day for your brother and your sister.

当然那天是你弟弟和妹妹的大日子

I'm giving the valedictorian speech.

到时我会作为优秀毕业生致告别辞

And I'm singing "This Land Is Your Land"

我则会和一群孩子

with a bunch of other kids.

合唱《这片国土是你的土地》

And we are proud of you both equally.

你们两个同样令我们骄傲

Guess what. The local news wants

猜怎么着本地新闻想

to do story on Sheldon being valedictorian.

报道谢尔顿成为优秀毕业生代表的事

Isn't that great

太棒了不是吗

What

怎么了

Cheers.

干杯

How is it

味道如何

Good. Yours

挺好你的呢

A little watery.

有点淡得像水

I want to tell you how much I appreciate you

我想告诉你我很感激你

giving Georgie his job back.

又雇用了小乔治

Well I didn't do it just for you.

我那么做不只是为了你

It was the right thing to do.

还因为那是我该做的

I even forgave him for egging the store.

我甚至原谅他蛋洗我的店了

He egged your store

他居然蛋洗你的店

That rascal

那个臭小子

I know you did it too.

我知道你也有份

Okay I did.

好吧被你识破了

You go to church don't you

你常去教堂对吧

Yeah when I'm not hungover.

对只要我没宿醉

Well maybe I'll go with you sometime.

也许改天我陪你一起去

Really You

真的吗你

Yeah I was thinking a little religion might do me some good.

是啊我想着多点宗教信仰也许对我有好处

Well good for you.

那敢情好啊

I was thinking it was a fajita night.

本来还以为今晚只是吃肉卷没想到啊

Your daughter runs a Bible study doesn't she

你女儿开了个圣经学习班对吧

Uh huh.

是啦

The next day

第二天

the local news showed up to interview me and my family

本地新闻来采访我和我家人

which may sound impressive

这听起来可能很拉风

but this is the same local news that covered a potato chip

但这家本地新闻也报道过有块薯片

shaped like Texas.

形状像德州这种无聊事

So act natural. We're just having a chat.

大家自然点就好我们只是闲聊

I'm gonna ask y'all a few questions

我会问你们一些问题

about Sheldon's high school graduation.

关于谢尔顿高中毕业这事

I'm graduating also.

我也快毕业啦

Really You're graduating from high school too

是吗你也即将高中毕业吗

No elementary school.

不是是小学

My class is singing "This Land Is Your Land."

我们班要献唱《这片国土是你的土地》哦

Want to hear it

你想听听吗

This land is your land...

这片国土是你的土地...

Hey can I ask my girlfriend to the prom on TV

我能在电视上邀请我女友做我毕业舞会舞伴吗

It would blow her mind.

这会震撼她世界的

To the New York Islands from the...

到纽约岛从...

We're here with the Cooper family.

今天受访的是库珀一家

Mary George and 11 year old Sheldon

玛丽乔治和11岁的谢尔顿

who's going to be Medford High School's valedictorian.

他即将成为梅德福高中的优秀毕业生

Mom and Dad you must be so proud.

孩子的爸妈你们一定很骄傲吧

Oh very proud.

非常骄傲

But we're proud of all of our children.

但我们家所有孩子都让我们骄傲

She has to say that.

她不得不说这种场面话

I was a little worried about missing Professor Proton

我本来有点担心会错过《质子教授》节目

but I'm going to tape it and watch it at night.

但我打算录下来晚上再看

Once I'm in college

等我上大学后

can we push my bedtime to 8 30

我的睡觉时间能推迟到8点半吗

Let's talk bedtime when we're not on the news honey.

别在新闻上讨论你的睡觉时间好吗宝贝

I'm sure it'll work out since I have all summer

我想一定能解决的因为我有一整个夏天

to recalibrate my bathroom schedule.

来重新调试我的如厕时间表

Let's not talk about that either.

也别在新闻上聊这个

So what's it like being the parents of such a special child

有一个如此特别的孩子身为父母是什么感觉

Get it away Get it away

拿开拿开

Fascinating.

真有意思

Every day's a blessing.

每天都是福报

Sheldon tell us what you're gonna miss the most about high school.

谢尔顿告诉我们你会最想念高中的什么

Nothing.

毫不留恋

Really

真的吗

Not your teachers your friends

也不想念你的老师们和朋友们吗

I only have one friend.

我只有一个朋友

And I don't think he's gonna miss me

他应该不会想念我

because he already found other people to have lunch with.

因为他已经找到别的跟他共进午餐的人

Oh I'm sure he'll miss you.

怎么会他一定会想念你的啦

And I said I'm okay with watching Professor Proton at night

还有我刚才说晚上看《质子教授》的节目也可以

but that'll never work.

但那其实行不通的

I get overtired everybody knows that

我会疲劳过度所有人都知道

Maybe we could turn the camera off.

要不先把摄影机关掉吧

And the other day I couldn't find my safety goggles

前几天我找不到我的护目镜

and I freaked out in school and my dad asked

我在学校抓狂失控我爸问我

is this how I plan on acting when I get to college

你打算上大学的时候也这么闹吗

and I said no but it probably is

我嘴硬说不是但很可能就是如此

because even though I'm smart I'm just a little boy

因为虽然我聪明绝顶但我只是个弱小无助的男孩

I think we have enough. ‭ Cut.

-我想采访内容够了 -停

Here you go baby.

给你宝贝

I don't know if I can go to college next year.

我不知道明年我能不能去上大学

Are you kidding me

你在逗我吗

George.

乔治

Buddy I know you're upset.

儿子我知道你不开心

But are you kidding me

但你在逗我吗

Don't listen to him.

别听你爸的

There is no pressure.

你不用有压力

If you want to spend another year in high school

如果你想在高中多待一年

that is your decision.

那是你的决定

I don't know.

我说不好

May I be excused

我能回房间吗

Uh of course.

当然了

We support you buddy

我们支持你哦儿子

I get it.

我懂

What do you get

你懂什么

Why you don't want to go to college.

你为什么不想去上大学

I doubt that you do.

我深表怀疑

You're scared everything's gonna be different

你怕一切都会变得不一样

and it'll be hard.

而你难以适应

And you're gonna miss the way that it was.

你怕你会怀念以前的生活

How do you know that

你怎么知道的

'Cause that's how I feel.

因为这也是我的心情

You're scared

你这种悍妞也会怕

Yeah.

是啊

So what do we do

那我们该怎么办

I guess be scared and do it anyway.

虽然害怕但还是硬着头皮上吧

It's comforting to know that you feel the same way that I do.

知道你和我有一样的心情让我舒坦多了

That's why I said it dumbass.

所以我才告诉你啊傻瓜

Mom

妈妈

Dad

爸爸

Yeah baby

怎么了宝贝

I'm ready to graduate.

我准备好毕业了

Good night.

晚安

That's because I supported him.

都是因为本老父亲支持他啦

恭喜各位梅德福高中毕业生

Our next young speaker needs no introduction

下一位年轻演讲人无需介绍大家都认识

but that didn't stop him

但那并不能阻止他

from writing one and making me read it.

还是写了份自我介绍逼我读出来

"Fun fact."

"有趣小知识"

I hear you.

我懂你们

"The word 'valedictorian' is from the Latin 'valedicere '

"优秀毕业生一词源自拉丁语

meaning 'to say farewell.

意思是辞别

It is primarily used in the United States

主要在美国

Canada the Philippines and Armenia."

加拿大菲律宾和亚美尼亚使用"

Maybe that fact's more fun in Armenia.

也许这小知识在亚美尼亚比较有趣

Please welcome your valedictorian Sheldn Cooper.

请欢迎你们的优秀毕业生谢尔顿·库珀

Yay Shelly

好棒啊谢利

Hello.

大家好

I'm not very comfortable speaking in front of crowds.

在一群人面前发言让我很不自在

But there's a technique to reduce stage fright

但有种技巧能减轻怯场

by focusing on one person in the audience

就是专注在观众席的某一个人身上

and delivering your speech just to them.

只对那个人发表演讲

That's what I'll be doing today.

我今天就打算这么做

If it weren't for this person I wouldn't be here right now.

都是因为这个人我此刻才能站在这里

They've taught me a lot

此人教会了我许多

and it's by their example that I found the courage

正因为其树立的榜样我才能鼓足勇气

to move forward into this new and exciting chapter of my life.

迈入我人生令人兴奋的新篇章

Missy...

米希

...this is for you.

这是献给你的

Change can be scary

改变很吓人

but I know we're going to be fine...

但我知道我们会没事的

...because like you said

因为像你说的

"It's okay to be scared.

"害怕也没关系

We just have to do it anyway."

我们就硬着头皮上吧"

So if any of my fellow graduates are nervous about the future

所以如果在座诸位毕业生也对未来感到紧张不安

know that you're not alone.

要知道你们并不孤单

I suggest you all try to be as brave as my twin sister.

我建议你们都试着像我双胞胎姐姐一样勇敢

That's my plan.

那是我的计划

Missy

米希

I wish I could give you advice about middle school

我也希望能给你关于初中的建议

but I was so smart I skipped it.

但我太聪明了所以我跳级了没读

If you make it to high school we'll talk.

如果你能撑到高中那我们到时再谈

Thank you.

谢谢大家

The following day

第二天

I attended my sister's elementary school graduation.

我出席了我姐姐的小学毕业典礼

She didn't deliver a speech to me

她没回敬我一段演说

but she did make eye contact

但她倒是用眼神跟我交流了

while she sang "This Land Is Your Land."

在她唱《这片国土是你的土地》的时候

From the Redwood Forest

从红杉林

To the Gulf Stream waters

到墨西哥湾流

This land was made for you and me...

这片国土是为你和我而建立

Later that day we had a graduation party for me and my sister.

那天稍后我们家给我和我姐姐办了毕业派对

I don't normally care for parties

我通常不怎么喜欢派对

but this one wasn't so bad.

但这一个还不赖啦

Who's ready for cake

谁要吃蛋糕

我

Hey should we say grace

我们要不要做饭前祷告

Heck yeah Let's hold hands.

当然好啊我们手拉手

Oh cool. Let's say grace.

好开心哦一起说饭前祷告

Dale invited Jesus to the party

戴尔邀请了上帝来参加派对

and while he wasn't on my guest list it was okay

虽然他不在我的宾客名单上但没关系

because it made my mom happy.

因为那让我妈妈很开心

And bless our friends and family...

保佑我们的朋友和家人...

In fact it was the best graduation party

事实上那是我这辈子参加过的

I had ever been to

最棒的毕业派对

until the one we had for my son Leonard Cooper.

直到我们给我儿子莱纳德·库珀办的那一场

Amen. ‭Cake

-阿门 -吃蛋糕

I wanted his name to be

我本来想给他取名叫

Leonard "Nimoy" Cooper but Amy wouldn't let me.

莱纳德·"尼莫伊"·库珀的但艾米不准

Be happy I let you name him Leonard

我容忍你叫他莱纳德你就该烧高香了

Okay okay

行啦别咆哮

Love you. Love you too.

-爱你啦 -我也爱你

梅德福毕业生加油

恭喜大家毕业啦

恭喜哦

曾扮演《星际迷航》系列中的斯波克

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