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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

The Enterprise is preparing to leave Beta III in star system C 111.

进取号即将离开C-111星系的贝塔三星

Sociologist Lindstrom is remaining behind

社会学家林德斯特伦将会与

with a party of experts who will help restore

一队专家一起留下来

the planet's culture to a human form.

帮助该星球恢复到宜居环境

The late Landru Captain.

最新的兰德鲁啊舰长

A marvelous feat of engineering.

工程学上的一项伟大成就

A computer capable of directing the lives

一台能指导成千上万

of millions of human beings.

人类生活的电脑系统

But only a machine Mr. Spock.

但它始终是机器啊史波克先生

The original Landru programmed it with all his knowledge

兰德鲁先生倾尽自己所有的知识打造它

but he couldn't give it his wisdom his compassion

但却无法将他的智慧同情

his understanding his soul.

理解与灵魂灌注给它

I prefer the concrete the graspable the provable.

我更喜欢具体的可理解可证明的东西

You'd make a splendid computer Mr. Spock.

史波克先生你一定能当一台很棒的电脑

That is very kind of you Captain.

舰长谢谢您的夸奖

That's humorous because Spock is half human and half Vulcan.

这句的笑点在史波克是半人半瓦肯人混血

But he's ashamed of his human side.

但他对自己人性的那方面感到羞耻

That's why I identify with him.

所以我对他很有认同感

Good luck.

祝好运

I gravitate a little more towards Kirk.

我更偏向寇克一点

Why

为什么

Be cause... everything he says...

因为... 他所说的每一句话

he makes sound so im portant.

都说得好像很重要

I should hope so he's the captain.

这样没错啊他可是舰长

Sheldon.

谢尔顿

Do me a favor.

帮我个忙

Go help your brother study for his math test tomorrow.

去给你哥补习明天的数学考试

Is that really a good use of my time

这不算浪费我的宝贵时间吗

Come on. I'm asking nice.

乖啦我都好好求你了

If he doesn't pass he won't be able to play football.

他要是没及格他就不能打橄榄球

You realize he's often mean to me.

你知道他常欺负我吧

So Your mother's mean to me. I still try to be helpful.

那又如何你妈也常欺负我我还是总帮她啊

Does she break wind on your head

她有朝你的脸放屁吗

Because that's what Georgie does to me.

因为小乔治就对我这么做过

Can you help me out here

你能帮我劝劝他吗

I'll do it if you take me to the train store.

如果你带我去火车玩具店我就帮你

You got it.

没问题

And buy me whatever I want.

而且我想要什么你都得买给我

Connie what are you doing

康妮你这是在干嘛

Just providing my grandson

只是在给我孙子

with financial guidance.

提供金钱上的建议

Don't mock the captain.

不许恶搞舰长

If Georgie passes his test I'll get you whatever you want

如果小乔治考试及格你想要什么都买给你

under 20 bucks.

限20块以内

Deal.

成交

Why

为何

I guess I like him better than you.

我疼他多过喜欢你

Georgie

小乔治

What

干嘛

Dad told me to help you study for the math test.

爸爸叫我来给你补习数学考试

I don't need your help. Get lost.

我才不用你帮忙一边儿去

Georgie let him help you

小乔治让他教你

Fine. Come in

好啦你进来

Oh dear.

天啊

What's your problem

你有何不满

No problem. I'll just...

没有不满我就...

tidy while we talk.

一边教一边打扫吧

Help yourself.

随你便

Before we start I'd like to get a sense

我们开始前我想先了解一下

of how much algebra you know.

你对代数有多少了解

'Kay.

行

Do you understand solving and graphing linear inequalities

你懂怎么解与绘制线性不等式的图吗

Sure.

当然

Great. Explain it to me.

很好你解释一遍给我听

First you solve 'em...

你先解出它们

and then you graph 'em.

然后你画出它们

And how do you do that

那你怎么做这些呢

Uh you know

你懂的

carefully.

小心地做

Excuse me.

失陪一下

$20 isn't gonna do it.

这活儿20块接不了

So you collect all the terms linear in X.

先合并所有X的同类项

See Simple.

你看很简单吧

Maybe for you.

对你简单而已吧

No it's simple for everybody.

不是对所有人来说都很简单

Now you collect all the terms linear in Y.

然后再合并所有Y的同类项

I don't get it.

我不懂

Try this. Close your eyes.

试试这个先闭上眼睛

'Kay.

行

Can you see

你能看到

the slope of the line given by the coefficients of X and Y

由X与Y的系数所绘制出来的线吗

No.

不能

What do you see

那你看到什么了

Darkness.

一片黑暗

Try harder.

再努力点

Wait.

等等

I see Elle Macpherson in a bikini.

我看到澳大利亚名模穿着比基尼

Ooh it just fell off.

比基尼掉下来了

Dad

爸爸

I'll make it $40 Keep going

额度提到40块继续教

Maybe the problem is you're not a good teacher.

或许问题是在于你不是个好老师

Unlikely. Regardless I am your only hope.

不太可能而且无论如何我都是你唯一希望

What do you see when you close your eyes

那你闭上眼睛时会看到什么

I see quadrant one as red

我看到第一象限是红色的

quadrant two is soft and plush...

第二象限柔软又毛茸茸

quadrant three smells like lavender

第三象限闻起来有薰衣草味

and quadrant four is overlaid with a Fibonacci spiral.

第四象限与斐波那契数列重叠在一起

That's really weird.

真是太奇怪了

No. What's really weird is doing simple algebra

才没有真正奇怪的是解简单的代数时

and thinking about a girl in a bikini.

脑海里却想着比基尼女郎

I disagree.

我不同意

Dad

爸爸

Keep going.

继续教

And when you divide by a negative number

当除以负数时

you have to reverse the direction of the inequality.

你得把不等式的两端进行变号

I'm tired. I'm going to bed.

我累了我要去睡了

But we're not done. You're going to fail.

但我们还没学完你会挂科的

I get enough of what you said. I'll be fine.

我听够多你说的话了我能行

It was at that moment I decided

就是在那一刻我决定了

I was not cut out for teaching.

我并不适合教职

I consoled myself with the knowledge

我用我在其他方面

that I was wonderful at everything else.

都无人能出其右来安慰了自己

Take one and pass it back.

拿一份卷子就往后传

Take one and pass it back.

拿一份卷子就往后传

As you all know this test'll count for 25% of your final grade.

你们应该知道这考试占学期总成绩25%

Be sure to show all your work.

记得写出所有计算过程

If you get stuck on a question

如果被哪一题难住了

move on and come back to it at the end.

先往下做最后再回头想

And I shouldn't have to say this

最后这话我应该不用强调了

but if there's any cheating I will see it.

但如果有人作弊我绝对会抓到

I got eyes in the back of my head.

老师我脑袋后也有长眼睛

I got more eyes than a potato.

我的眼睛比土豆上的洞眼还多

Ms. Ingram

英格拉姆女士

Yeah Sheldon.

怎么了谢尔顿

I'm done.

我写完了

What

什么

I enjoyed it very much.

我很享受答卷的过程

I'll take another if you have one.

如果你还有别份卷子我愿意要一份

No I don't have another one.

没了我没有别份卷子

J Just read ahead in the textbook.

你先翻开课本往下看吧

Oh boy.

太好啦

Seeing my brother struggle was difficult for me.

看我哥垂死挣扎我也挺难受的

As his tutor I took his failure personally

身为他的家教他的失败

almost as if I had failed.

感觉就像是我的失败

Which was odd because I knew how dumb he was.

这挺怪的因为我明知道他有多笨

Georgie how'd you do on that math test today

小乔治你今天数学考得如何

It was tough.

还挺难的

I don't know.

我也说不准

I'm sorry I wasn't more help.

抱歉我没能帮到你什么忙

Me too.

我也是

That's all right baby you tried.

没事的宝贝你尽力了

Yeah. It's okay baby.

是啊没关系的宝贝

I don't understand what went wrong.

我不懂到底是哪里出了问题

Is there any chance you drank alcohol

你在怀小乔治的时候

when you were pregnant with Georgie

是不是有喝过酒呢

没有

Well don't be so high and mighty.

不用这么高高在上

I drank when I was pregnant with you.

我在怀你的时候就有喝酒啊

You turned out fine.

你不也挺好的吗

These days everybody's like "Don't drink don't smoke."

这年头大家都在说"别喝酒别抽烟"

I swear. Texas is turning into California.

德克萨斯都要变成加利福尼亚了

You realize there's nothing I can do if you fail.

你知道你要是挂科了我可帮不上你吧

You're off the team.

你得退橄榄球队

I know.

我知道

Well I'm gonna ask Jesus

我会求求耶稣基督

to help you get a good grade on that test.

帮助你这场考试得到好成绩

Shouldn't you have asked him before he took it

你应该在他去考试前祈求祂才对吧

The man rose from the dead

伟大的祂死后都能复生

I think he can fix a test after the fact.

考完试之后再改应该只是小事一桩

You know I hear you say things like that

你知道当我听到你说这种话时

and I wonder if maybe I did have a few too many whiskey sours

我都会扪心自问我是不是怀了你的时候

when you were in my belly.

喝了太多柠檬威士忌酒

Not me but not bad.

没到我的分数不过还不错

I would say "A" for effort

我想说"A"级努力

but... that's an "F."

但"F"级分数

What How bad is it

怎么了有多烂

You got a "B."

你得到了"B"

Are you kidding

不是吧

I don't believe it.

我真不敢相信

Me neither.

我也是

Me neither.

我也是啊

So I guess I have to rethink my abilities.

我觉得我得重新评估我的能力

Clearly I'm a wonderful teacher.

我很显然是个千古名师

Georgie didn't pass because of you.

小乔治不是因为你的教导而及格

What do you mean

你这话什么意思

He cheated.

他作弊了

He had the answers written on the bottom of his shoe.

他把答案写在他鞋底了

He wouldn't do that.

他不会这样的

When you cheat in school you only cheat yourself.

在学校考试骗人作弊其实骗的只是自己

Where'd you get that

你从哪学到的话

An inspirational poster outside the boys' room.

男厕外面的正能量海报上

I saw what I saw Sheldon.

谢尔顿我绝对没看错

Well if this is true

如果这是真的

he needs to turn himself in.

他得去向老师坦白

That'll never happen. He'll get kicked off the team.

他不可能去他会被踢出球队

I'm sorry I can't accept this.

抱歉恕我无法相信

There must be another explanation.

我相信此事一定还有别的解释

If you don't believe me look at his shoes.

如果你不相信我你就去看他的鞋底

I will.

我会去的

This is quite a workout.

这运动量挺大啊

You dirty bird.

你个小人

What are you doing in here

你在我房间里干嘛

You cheated.

你作弊了

No I didn't.

我才没有

I'm holding the evidence.

我手里就拿着证据

Let me see that.

让我看看

I don't see nothin'.

我什么都没看到啊

That's obstruction of justice

你这是妨碍司法公正

as well as disgusting.

兼肮脏又没卫生

Oh relax. By passing that test I get to play football

别搞事我考试及格就能继续打球

and you get to go to the train store.

你也能去火车玩具店买东西

Everybody wins.

大家都有好处

But what about the truth

那真相呢

What about it

怎么样

It's supposed to set us free.

真相[理]必叫我们得以自由

Who told you that

这话你哪学的

The Bible.

《圣经》啊

Since when do you care about what's in the Bible

你什么时候信过《圣经》里写的话了

When it helps me win an argument.

当那些话能让我驳倒别人的时候

The Bible also says honor thy father and thy mother.

《圣经》也说"当孝敬父母"

And if you open your mouth you're gonna make them sad.

如果你去跟他们说你就会让他们伤心

He had me.

他辩倒了我

Somehow the mullet headed simpleton had me.

这二傻子莫名其妙地辩倒了我

This isn't over.

这事没完

Oh yeah What are you gonna do

是吗你想怎么样

All right maybe it's over.

好吧好像完了

Meemaw

姥姥

I assume you've read the Surgeon General's report

我猜你已经看过公共卫生部部长关于

on the dangers of smoking

吸烟有害健康的报告了

I'm gonna wait till they turn it into a movie.

我等着他们把报告拍成电影呢

Is that your new train

那是你的新火车吗

Yes. It's my reward for helping Georgie pass the math test.

是的这是我帮小乔治通过数学考试的酬谢

You don't seem too happy about it.

你看上去不是很开心啊

I don't feel like I earned it.

我觉得我不配拥有它

Why not

为什么

Can you keep a secret

你能帮我保守秘密吗

Well at my age the question is can I remember one.

我这么大年纪了能记住秘密就不错了

Try me.

说来听听

Georgie cheated on the test.

小乔治考试作弊了

And nothing bad happened.

而且平安无事

He gets to stay on the football team

他可以继续留在橄榄球队

Mom and Dad are proud of him

爸妈以他为傲

I even got a train for helping.

我甚至因为帮他得到一辆小火车

So you're feeling guilty.

所以你有负罪感

Very much so.

正是这样

Well that's a real conundrum.

可真是个疑难杂症啊

Have you been reading the Word of the Day calendar

你是不是有在看我生日送给你的

I gave you for your birthday

每日一词日历

Indubitably.

无可置疑

So what do you think

你对此事作何感想

I don't think you should let it bother you very much.

我认为你不应该对此深受困扰

I mean there's always gonna be people in this world

我是说这世上肯定有些人

who are playing fast and loose with the rules.

会不守规则

And your brother's one of them.

而你的哥哥就是这种人

That's how Captain Kirk is on Star Trek.

《星际迷航》的寇克舰长也是

Well there you go and he's like the main guy on that show.

没错所以他是这部戏的主角

No Mr. Spock is the main guy.

不史波克先生才是主角

I stand corrected.

你说得对

Although Kirk is usually the one who saves the Enterprise.

不过通常拯救进取号的人都是寇克

Because he doesn't always follow the rules

因为他不会总是死守规矩吗

He even cheated on a test when he was a cadet.

他甚至在学员时期的一次测试中作弊

The Kobayashi Maru.

小林丸号测试

The what

小什么

Kobayashi Maru.

小林丸

Kirk is a legend because of it.

寇克因此成为传奇

Ko Kobayashi Maru.

小林丸

Sounds like something you eat at Benihana's.

听起来像是日式铁板烧餐厅里的食物名

Have you ever been to one of those

你有去过那种餐厅吗

They make you sit with strangers.

店家会让你跟陌生人坐在一起

It's crazy.

真扯

Do you think a Spock could become a Kirk

你觉得史波克会变成寇克这样的人吗

Well in my experience

以我的经验之谈

most people stay the miserable bastards they are

大多数人活一辈子都是一个

their whole entire life.

可怜的混蛋

But...

但...

I have seen some folks change.

我也见过有人会改变

All right. Well I'm gonna go play with this train.

好吧我要去玩这辆火车了

You do that.

去吧

Georgie

小乔治

Go away.

走开

I need to ask a favor.

我想请你帮个忙

What

什么忙

It's private. Can I come in

秘密我能进来吗

Come on.

进来吧

What do you want

你要干嘛

It occurs to me you have something in common with Captain Kirk.

我发现你和寇克舰长有共同之处

We both have cool hair

我俩的发型都很帅吗

In order to succeed

为了成功

you both play fast and loose with the rules.

你俩都不介意不守规则

Yeah I suppose we do.

对我想是的

When you cheated on the math test what was your strategy

你数学考试作弊的时候你的策略是什么

Well I guess the most important part

我猜最重要的部分是

was not stepping on anything wet before the test.

考试之前不要踩到湿乎乎的东西

And not getting an "A."

还有千万不要拿"A"

Why wouldn't you want an "A"

你为什么不想拿"A"

'Cause that would raise suspicions.

因为那会引起怀疑

Who would believe I got an "A"

谁会相信我能拿"A"

Tell me more.

再跟我说说

Okay when you're telling a lie

好的撒谎的时候

it's important to throw in some details.

加入一些细节是关键

Like when I was wanted to spend the night at Ricky's house

比如我想去里奇家过夜

and Mom asked me if his mom and dad were gonna be home

妈妈问我他爸妈是否在家

I said not only are they be gonna be home

我说他们不但在家

his dad was gonna teach us

他爸爸还会教我们

how to cook turkey legs in the smoker.

怎么做烟熏火鸡腿

I like turkey legs. Were they good

我喜欢火鸡腿好吃吗

There weren't any turkey legs you dope.

根本没有什么火鸡腿你个白痴

His parents were in Branson.

他父母在外地呢

That's incredible. I totally believed you.

真厉害我刚才完全相信你的话

Details.

细节啊细节

Now get out of here I got to finish reading this.

现在快出去我得看完这本书

Thank you Georgie that was very helpful.

谢谢小乔治你真帮了我大忙

Did you hear that

你听见了吗

What

什么

Sounds like Georgie and Sheldon are getting along.

听起来小乔治和谢尔顿处得挺好

Really

是吗

That can't be right.

不可能啊

I just heard it.

我刚听见的

Maybe there's hope for those two after all.

或许他们俩还有希望能处得来

Or it's a sign of the apocalypse.

或者这是末日的征兆

Honey I'm I'm watching this.

亲爱的别打扰我看电视

So you'll have to find someone else

今天的体育课

to hold your ankles in P.E. Today.

你得找别人帮你按脚踝了

I'm sorry what

抱歉你说什么

I've suffered a terrible injury and won't be able to attend.

我受了重伤没办法上课了

What happened

发生什么事了

See for yourself.

你自己看

"Dear Coach Wilkins please excuse my son Sheldon

"威尔金斯教练请批准我的儿子谢尔顿

From P.E.

不上体育课

He has experienced a testicular hernia

他得了睾丸疝气

And needs to rest for the next six to eight weeks.

接下来的六到八周都需要好好休息

Sincerely Mary Cooper."

真诚的玛丽·库珀"

Testicular hernia

睾丸疝气吗

That's called details.

这就叫细节

Ooh that's rough.

真是可怜

Hmm. How'd it happen

怎么弄的

It's hard to say

不好说

but some risk factors include heavy lifting a chronic cough

但风险因素包括: 提重物慢性咳嗽

and repetitive straining during bowel movements.

排便时的重复性劳损

I've been there.

我也有个这经历

Hmm. All right.

好吧

Guess I'll see you in... six to eight weeks.

那就...六到八周后见吧

I don't know if other supervillains

我不知道其他超级大反派

started their careers by getting out of P.E.

是否是从翘体育课开始他们的职业生涯

but that's where I began.

但我是

Emboldened by my faux hernia

有我捏造的疝气来壮胆

I started taking books out of the library...

我开始把图书馆的书拿出来

without getting the cards stamped.

而不去盖借阅的章

You didn't check out those books.

那些书你还没登记呢

I know.

我知道

Before you judge me too harshly

在你严厉地批判我前

I always brought them back on time.

我想说我每次都按时还回去

I was a rule breaker not a lunatic.

我是破坏规矩的人不是疯子

But perhaps my most satisfying transgression

但或许我最满意的违规

was duping my sister

是欺骗我姐姐

into relinquishing control of the TV.

放弃电视的控制权

Hello.

你好

What's that for

那玩意是干啥的

Oh this I was just digging for money in Meemaw's backyard.

这个吗我刚在姥姥后院挖钱呢

There's money there

那里有钱吗

Oh yes. I already found 75 cents.

有啊我已经发现七毛五了

Who do you think left it

你觉得是谁的钱

If I were to guess

如果让我猜

I'd say pirates with holes in their pockets.

我觉得是口袋破洞的海盗

Can I use your shovel

铲子能借我用用吗

Be my guest.

请便

Oh baby I'm gonna be rich.

宝贝我要发大财了

Today we're going to learn about Sir Isaac Newton.

今天我们来学习牛顿爵士

Hello old friend.

你好老朋友

...one of the world's greatest scientists...

世界上最伟大的科学家之一

See you tomorrow Wayne.

明天见韦恩

You have a good one George.

祝你愉快乔治

Hey how's your son doing

你儿子怎么样了

Georgie

小乔治吗

No the smart one.

不聪明那个

He's fine. Why

他挺好的怎么了

What about the hernia

他的疝气呢

What hernia

什么疝气

The one your wife said he had.

你妻子说他得了啊

Happened to me while I was in the Army.

我在军队时也得过

I was in a bar in Georgia tried to lift up this big gal.

是在乔治亚州的一间酒吧试图抱起个胖妹

Swear I could hear something pop down there.

我绝对听到我下面有啥爆炸声

Sheldon gave you this note

这张条是谢尔顿给你的吗

Yeah.

是的

I didn't write this.

这不是我写的

You sure

你确定吗

Looks like your handwriting.

看起来像你的笔迹

It's got that little swoopy thing going on.

字体看起来有点飘

I didn't write it.

不是我写的

And I think I'd know if my son had a hernia.

如果我儿子得疝气我肯定知道

So what Sheldon forged a letter to get out of P.E.

那就是谢尔顿为了不上体育课伪造了请假条

Looks like it.

貌似是的

How about that.

真行啊

Don't be proud of him.

别为他感到骄傲

Can't help it.

我情不自禁

First time he ever seemed like my kid.

第一次他这么像我的亲儿子

Do you have any idea what's gotten into him

你知道他为什么突然转了性吗

I might.

可能知道

Well

为什么

Have you ever heard of...

你们有听过

Mobokachi Kaboom

大鱼蛋

Wait.

不对

Koshimaki Magoo.

是小钢蛋

Wait a minute I'm gonna get this.

等等我一定能想出来

"Dear Professor Proton

"亲爱的质子教授

I would very much like to meet you

我非常想跟您见面

And I only have three weeks to live.

我的生命就剩三周了

Please come visit me here in Medford Texas.

请来德克萨斯州的梅德福市看我

Sincerely Sheldon Cooper.

真诚的谢尔顿·库珀

P.S. My Meemaw makes excellent brisket."

附注我姥姥做的饼干超级好吃"

Sheldon.

谢尔顿

Would you like to explain this note

你能解释一下这张请假条吗

Well

说呀

I was trying to be more like Georgie.

我只是想更像小乔治一点

That's a dumb idea.

这真是个蠢主意

We don't want Georgie to be like Georgie.

我们都不希望小乔治像他自己

Well let me start by saying how very sorry I am.

听我说我真的感到非常抱歉

Despite my explanation

尽管我解释说

that I was embracing my inner Kirk

我是为了接纳我内在的寇克人格

my mother had me make amends for all my misdeeds.

我妈还是让我去弥补我曾犯下的错

Starting in the library

先从图书馆开始

where I had to reshelve hundreds of books.

我得重新摆放上百本书

Well to be honest that one was a hoot.

老实说这个简直爽呆了

The amends got worse when Coach Wilkins made me climb the rope.

当威尔金斯教练让我攀绳时赎罪就不好受了

Lacking any upper body strength

由于缺乏上肢力量

I hung there like a salami in a deli window.

我像一根熟食店里吊着的香肠一样

And finally I had to apologize to my meemaw

最后我还得跟我姥姥道歉

who was an unfortunate victim of my sister's treasure hunt.

无辜成为我姐姐寻宝大计的受害人

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