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Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

George Roy

-乔治 -罗伊

You work here now

你现在在这里工作吗

Yeah just nights and weekends since you and the boosters

是啊毕竟你跟后援会的其他人

are gunning for my neck

通通都想我下岗

What's going on

怎么了

I'm pregnant

我怀孕了

People are talking about Georgie

大家开始在谈论小乔治的事了

Maybe take some time off Focus on things at home

或许休息一段时间好好处理家里的事

Are you firing her

你是要炒了她吗

Is that really necessary I believe it is

-有必要这样吗 -我觉得有

I've heard people say fathers are the real superheroes

我听人说过父亲们是真正的超级英雄

My dad couldn't fly

我爸爸不会飞

or bend steel and you would not want to see him in Spandex

折不了钢铁你也不会想看他穿紧身衣

But like Superman

但就像超人一样

he had his Fortress of Solitude

他也有自己的"孤独堡垒"

Can I get another

我能再来一杯吗

Hey George

你好啊乔治

Great

这下好了

Come on now don't be like that

好啦别这样嘛

Let me buy you a beer

我请你喝一杯啤酒吧

I don't need your beer and don't act like we're friends

我才不要你送啤酒也别跟我假客套

Just being nice

敦亲睦邻嘛

Right You try to get me fired

拉倒吧你想让我丢工作

and then buy me a beer and everything's good

现在再请我喝杯啤酒就万事大吉了吗

George

乔治

the whole damn town knows your team's a disaster

整个小镇都知道你带的队伍惨不忍睹

Is that so

是吗

Should I take a poll

要我发起个民调吗

You should go back to your table

你还是滚回去自己的桌子吧

I don't want to kick a man when he's down

我并不想补失意倒地的人一脚

Oh I ain't down

我才没倒

I hate to tell you

我不想说

But yeah you are

但你就是啊

Yeah you better walk away

你赶紧跑就对了

This is why the only bar

这就是为什么

I frequent is the Genius Bar at the Apple Store

我唯一会泡的"吧" 是苹果店的"天才吧"

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

年

少

谢尔顿

What is that

这是什么

A bug bite

被虫咬了吗

Hello allow me to introduce myself

您好请容我自我介绍

I am Acne Vulgarus

小人姓痤名疮

More commonly known as the pimple

坊间人称青春痘

Frankly neither name paints a very pretty picture

老实说这两个名字听起来都令人不适

but such is the life of a pustule

但脓疱的人生就是如此

And this is my longtime colleague

这位是我的多年同事

Pus

脓汁

Now we're usually associated with uh ugliness and discomfort

我们的到来通常伴随着丑陋与不适

but I would argue we're actually a symbol of growth

但我想申诉我们应该代表着成长

In this case Sheldon Cooper's ascent

在本次案例中谢尔顿迈入

or descent into adulthood

或者说跌入成年期

Kind of a signpost that says

而我们就像是标示牌

"You are now entering puberty"

"欢迎来到青春期"

青春期啦

你进入

Yeah like that

就像这样

Doesn't look like a bug bite

看起来不像是虫咬啊

It's probably a pimple

应该是长青春痘吧

It's not I don't get those

不可能我才不长那玩意呢

As you might expect we pimples are not

你们也能猜到我们青春痘

very fond of popping things

并不喜欢爆破之类的事物

but I was about to burst this young man's bubble

但我马上要去戳破这小男孩的幻想泡泡

Oh yeah that's a zit

没错就是痘

No it's not My hygiene is impeccable Zit

-才不是我卫生习惯无懈可击 -痘

Everybody gets 'em sooner or later baby

每个人迟早都会有这天的宝贝

I'm not everybody

我才不是凡夫俗子

No one is ever happy to see me

从来没有人乐意见到我

My therapist says that's their problem not mine

我的心理治疗师说那是他们的问题不赖我

But honestly

但说实话

it hurts

心真的会痛

Pus

脓汁

This is supposed to be a safe space

这应该是可以畅所欲言的安全空间

So I ran into Roy last night

我昨晚遇到罗伊了

Okay

然后呢

Sounds like I'm done here

感觉我差不多要卷铺盖了

He said that Basically

-他这么说了吗 -基本上吧

It's probably that coach from Carthage

估计找了卡迪基大学那个教练吧

Actually

其实呢

it's not

不是这样

What's going on

怎么了

I got offered the job

他们找了我

Wayne

韦恩

I I didn't answer yet

我还没给答复呢

I wanted to talk it over with you first

我想先跟你沟通过再回复

What's to talk about You want it right

有什么好沟通的你想要接对吧

Well yeah but

是啊但是

but not behind your back

我不想背着你答应

I'll make it easy for you

我来帮你省点麻烦吧

That did not make it easier

这一点都没有省麻烦啊

Morning George

早啊乔治

I know what's going on

我知道发生什么了

I'm sorry

抱歉

I did everything I could

我尽力帮你争取过了

You know I'm on your side Yeah right

-你知道我是支持你的吧 -对对对

We still want you to finish out the year

我们还是希望你带完今年

I'm not doing that I quit

我才不要我不干了

Come on George

别这样嘛乔治

Is there a chance I keep my job

我有任何机会能保住工作吗

没有

Then at least let me leave on my own terms

那好歹让我按自己的方式走吧

All right

行吧

I'll take a beer

我要一瓶啤酒

Celebrating a win

庆祝赢钱吗

No I've been losing all morning

不我输一早上了

Couple more of them you won't give a crap

再多喝几瓶你就看开了

Let's hope

希望吧

What the hell are you doing

你在搞什么鬼

Making extra money

赚外快啊

Are you crazy

你疯了吗

You're gonna get us all arrested

你是想害我们被警察一锅端吗

You're paying off the cops ain't you

你不是已经贿赂警察了吗

For gambling You start selling liquor without a license

那是赌博的部分你无证卖酒

you're asking for trouble

绝对会出事

I'm having a baby I need cash

我要有孩子了得多赚钱

Well think of something else

去找别的门路

Well can I have a raise

那我能涨薪吗

Are you selling that or drinking it

你是把卖的酒都喝了吗

Give me that

拿来

How is this empty already

怎么已经喝完了

It was my lunch

那是我的午饭

This is

这

just a pimple

就是青春痘罢了

Well how can you be sure it isn't chicken pox

你怎么能肯定不是水痘

Or small pox Or monkey pox

或者天花或者猴痘

which I know sounds made up but is very real

我知道听起来像编的但它如假包换

Have you been near any monkeys

你最近有接触过猴子吗

没有

Try benzoyl peroxide It's over the counter

试试过氧化苯甲酰药房就能买

Oh no not

糟糕

benzoyl peroxide

是过氧化苯甲酰

I'm melting

我要融化啦

I'm melting

我要融化啦

Give me a break

可省省吧

But a pimple is a sign of puberty and I'm

但长青春痘是进入青春期的表现

showing no other indicators No armpit or chest hair

但我并没出现其他特征比如长胸毛或腋毛

and I have so little interest in the opposite sex

我对异性的兴趣也还是几乎没有

I barely noticed you're a woman

我甚至都没怎么注意到你是女性

Thank you

谢谢啊

What are you doing home

你怎么这个点回家了

I quit my job

我辞职了

What Why

什么为什么啊

The school offered it to Wayne

学校找了韦恩来接教练职位

I wasn't gonna sit around waiting to get fired

我才不要坐在那里等铡刀落下

You doing okay

你还好吗

No Mary not really

不好啊玛丽当然不好

We're standing here without jobs in a house

我们这两个失业人正站在这间

we're not done paying for

贷款还没付完的房子正中央

Well you're still working at Ballard's right

你好歹还有在体育用品店打工不是吗

That ain't gonna cover the mortgage

那薪水哪够付房贷啊

We've been through tough spots before

我们以前也碰到过难关

We'll figure it out and

我们会迎刃而解的

I know you don't want to hear it

虽然我知道你不会想听接下来这句

but I've been praying on this

但我也一直有在为我们祈祷

You're right I don't want to hear it

你猜对了我还真不想听到

Dr Linkletter may I speak with you

林克莱特博士我能跟你谈谈吗

If I say no will you leave

我如果说不行你会走吗

不会

Then why even ask

那还问了干嘛

It's called manners

礼仪嘛

What do you want

找我有何贵干

I was hoping we could discuss puberty

我想跟你谈谈青春期的事

Then allow me to dash your hopes No

容我戳破你的希望拒绝

But I think I may be entering it and I would like to talk about it

但我觉得我好像进入了我想跟你聊聊

man to blossoming young man

男人与茁壮成长中的男生间的对话

Wouldn't you rather talk to your father

你难道不会更想与你父亲

or a schoolmate or literally anyone else

同学或任何一个我之外的人谈吗

But you went through it once

但你经历过一次

Sure it was a long long time ago

的确那可能是很久很久以前

but I'm assuming the basics haven't changed

但我想基础部分应该没有什么变化

Hold that thought

你稍等

Okay so what's the problem

好了有什么问题吗

I wanted to talk with Dr Linkletter about puberty

我想跟林克莱特博士谈青春期

And I wanted to avoid litigation

而我想避免诉讼

Hey if we can't sell beer what about cigarettes

如果我们不能卖啤酒那香烟呢

We could make money and keep people

我们能赚钱还能减少别人

from leaving to go buy more

离开去买烟的机会

That's not a bad idea

这主意还不错

I could go down to Walmart buy some cartons

我可以去超市买几条烟

We could mark 'em up like crazy

拆开来疯狂加价卖

Reminds me of when I was young

让我回想起我年轻时

and we used to go down across the border

我们也会开车穿过边界

and get 'em cheap in Mexico

去墨西哥买便宜的烟

How cheap

多便宜啊

Well between the taxes and the peso

考虑少付的税与汇率

practically nothing

基本就不要钱

Let's do that

那就这么干吧

I'm not driving to Mexico

我才不要大老远开去墨西哥

I don't need you I'll go

不用你去我去就行

Where do I go

所以我该开去哪里

I'm not telling you Why

-我才不告诉你 -为什么啊

'Cause you're dumb in this country

因为你在我国就是个蠢货

God knows what you are anywhere else

鬼知道你去别国会变啥

Fine I'll just head south

行那我就一路向南

and see where it takes me

开到哪就是哪

I'm impressed you knew it was south

我真没想到你居然知道是在南边

But what if it's scratchy and it's all I can think about

万一它很痒会让我不停想它呢

It's just armpit hair

就只是腋毛罢了

Well I don't even have it yet

我都还没长呢

and it's already consuming my thoughts

它就已经在蚕食鲸吞我的思绪

All right Sheldon you are a smart kid

好了谢尔顿你是个聪明孩子

Now you had to know that this was gonna happen eventually

你不可能不知道有一天一定会发生吧

I'm a smart kid now but what will I be in a year

我现在是个聪明孩子但我一年后会变什么呢

A smart young man

聪明的少年嘛

And then a smart adult

然后是聪明的成人

With money problems and marital strife

开始得烦恼钱与婚姻冲突

and every other problem you can think of

以及你所能想出的每个问题

I'll probably have a beer belly

我估计会长出个啤酒肚

Or root beer belly

或姜汁啤酒肚

All right now Sheldon

好啦谢尔顿

being a grown up isn't all bad right

当个大人也不全是坏处啊

I mean yeah sure your

的确啦你的

you know your body starts to fall apart

你的身体各方面开始衰退

But there is a window at about mm 22

但有一个窗口大概是在22岁

where everything's just mwah

那段日子一切都是

Oh when I was 22

当我22岁那会儿

I was a strapping blonde oak of a man

我还是个健壮的金发美少年

I'd walk down the street you could hear the knees buckle

当我走过街上时到处有人为我倾倒

If I could go back

如果我能回到那时候

I would wear nothing but a bikini 24 7

我一定时时刻刻都穿着比基尼

My mind was a steel trap

我的脑子在巅峰状态

I could rattle off pi to 25 places

圆周率能随便背个25位数

Today

到今天

not sure where I parked

我都不确定我早上车停哪了

I once went to France for a month

我有一次去法国玩了一个月

with a man I met in the airport bar

就是跟我在机场酒吧碰到的帅哥

Missed my grandmother's funeral but

虽然错过了祖母的葬礼但

ooh la la

哎哟喂

It all went by so fast

光阴似箭啊

Too fast

过去太快了

I'm new to puberty

我是青春期新手

Is this sexual tension

你们这是对上眼了吗

Here

给你

What's this

这是什么

Classifieds

分类广告

Let's do this

开始吧

Really

当真吗

Yeah we could sit here and sulk

是啊我们可以坐在这生闷气

or we can find jobs

也可以努力找工作

Now pick up that pen and start circling

拿起笔把适合的工作圈起来

All right

好吧

Let's see what we have here

看有什么工作招人

Here's one

找到一个

College degree required

要求有大学学历

I can't type

我不会打字

I can 90 words a minute

-我会啊 -你一分钟能打90字吗

Let's keep looking

继续找

In fact I bet I find a job faster than you can

事实上我敢说我能比你更快找到工作

We'll see about that

走着瞧

How are we not qualified for anything

我们怎么会任何工作都不符资格啊

Well there were a couple

还是有一两个符合条件的

I'm not gonna be night security guard

我才不会去废车场

at the junkyard George

当夜班保安好吗乔治

You can

你倒是可以

You know I get sleepy

你明知道我容易打瞌睡

So I'll pick you up in the morning

我早上去接你行吗

Well not too early I have to walk Mitzy

别太早我得先遛米琪

Your dog

你的狗吗

The wife She got a new hip

我老婆她新换了人工髋关节

and the doc says she needs to keep it moving

医生说她得多运动

Well I still need your address

我还是得知道你家地址

4244 Hibiscus Court

木槿公寓4244号

What's going on here

什么情况

Wade's coming with me to Mexico

韦德要和我一起去墨西哥

Why

为什么

It's a long drive

因为要开很长时间的车

And he knows a little Spanish

而且他懂几句西班牙语

系呀

Okay

是吗

你准备在哪买烟

系呀

You're gonna get yourself killed

你会送命的

I got no choice

我没别的选择

I got a kid coming

我的孩子马上要出生了

If you're hell bent on going to Mexico I'm going with you

如果你下定决心要去墨西哥我跟你一起去

Shotgun

我要坐副驾

You are not coming Wade

没你的份韦德

Comprende

瞭了吗

系呀

Hey good news

有好消息哦

I was picking up some groceries at Davidson's

我刚去戴维森超市买杂货

They're hiring

发现他们在雇人

Yeah well good for you

对你来说挺好啊

I got an application for you too

我也给你拿了申请表

I'm not working at a supermarket Mary Why not

-我不可能去超市打工玛丽 -为什么

'Cause I was head coach of the high school football team

因为我曾是高中橄榄球队主教练

I'm not bagging people's groceries

怎么能干这种把杂货装入袋的活儿

It's an honest job George

这工作不偷不抢的乔治

It's embarrassing

很丢人好吗

It's embarrassing to provide for your family

养活自己家人是丢人的事吗

It's embarrassing that I busted my ass all these years

丢人是因为我拼命工作了那么多年

and this is where I am

却沦落至此

I'm right there with you

我和你共进退啊

I lost my job too

我也失业了

Yeah it's exactly the same

是啊是啊当然一样了

You know what you are

你知道你是什么货色吗

I'm not gonna say it but you know

我不会说出口但你心里清楚

What the hell

怎么回事

Help

救命

Something weird's going on Not now George

-发生了怪事 -我现在没空理你乔治

I have to finish making the kids' lunches get them

我得给孩子们准备好午餐送他们上学

to school and then go looking for a new job

然后去找新工作

But I'm turning into my father

但我变成爸爸了

I don't have time for whatever crisis you're going through

我才没时间听你正在经历的危机

And why are you still wearing that uniform

再说了你为什么还穿着这身制服

You don't even work there anymore

你都不在那里工作了

Well maybe nothing else was clean

可能是因为其他衣服还没被洗干净吧

You're a grown man you can wash your own clothes

你是成年人了不会自己洗衣服吗

Would you two quit fighting

你俩别吵了行吗

You ain't the only one with problems

又不是只有你们家遇到困难

For God's sakes why are you always here

真要命你怎么总赖在我们家

Don't be mean to her You're mean to me

-别凶她 -你对我就超凶啊

I'm just dropping off your mail fatass

我只是来给你们送信的死胖子

And it's nothing but bills

全是缴费单哦

Just got back from the baby doctor

刚看完婴儿医生回来

Mandy's having triplets Dang it

曼蒂怀的是三胞胎见鬼了

How we gonna handle all this

我们该怎么如何是好

I guess Sheldon's gonna have to

谢尔顿只能退学

drop out of school and get a job

去找工作了

I hear the coal mine's hiring

听说煤矿在招人

Ain't that too messy for him

那工作对他来说太脏了吧

The boy's got to grow up sometime

那孩子迟早得长大接受社会的毒打

Ain't that the truth

说得太对了

He's got that nasty pimple

他都冒了丑兮兮的大红痘

so he's well on his way

离长大成人也不远了

Heavy stuff

这话题很沉重

But like a caterpillar

但就像毛毛虫

transforming into a butterfly

蜕变为蝴蝶

things need to get a little weird along the way

过程中难免有些尴尬事

How can people not like us

大家怎么可能会不喜欢我们

That was awesome

这表演多精彩啊

And Pus is available for children's parties

脓汁愿意接小孩派对的表演活动哦

I hate you

我讨厌你

This better be an emergency

你最好是有急事

My pimple has me concerned about the future

我的痘痘迫使我开始担忧未来

Not an emergency

死不了人就不是急事

Good night

晚安

But we're twins and we have a special bond

但我们是双胞胎有特殊的情谊

so you can't ignore me in my time of need

所以你不能在我危难之时无视我

Watch me

看好了

And I'm scared

我很害怕

Damn it

可恶

What's the problem

你在烦恼什么

My childhood is ending

我的童年要结束了

那又怎样

Look at everyone around us they're all miserable

你看我们身边的人全都苦不堪言

Mom and Dad are unemployed

爸爸妈妈失业了

They're constantly fighting

他们无时无刻不在吵架

Georgie's having a child

小乔治要当爸爸了

First of all no one's having a kid with you ever

首先永远不会有冤大头给你生猴子

Don't be so sure With this intellect

话别说太满毕竟我拥有出众才智

my genetic material will be a hot commodity

这种遗传基因会很抢手

That's how I feel

我对生小孩也是你这感受

How does the future not concern you

你为什么不担忧未来

I guess there's stuff I'm looking forward to

可能是因为我有向往的事

Like what

比如什么

Going on dates

约会

Boring

无聊

Driving

开车

Scary

吓人

Getting married

结婚

Hopefully to Vanilla Ice

希望是嫁给香草冰[嘻哈歌手]

You want to marry a snow cone

你想嫁给冰淇淋吗

Sheldon there has to be stuff you're excited to do

谢尔顿你一定也有迫不及待想去做的事

Of course Getting my PhD

当然有拿到博士学位

winning the Nobel Prize

获得诺贝尔奖

getting to meet Professor Proton

和质子教授见面

working with Stephen Hawking

和斯蒂芬·霍金共事

Okay so when you start to get upset

那当你开始焦虑不安时

focus on that stuff

就想想这些事

But

可是

what if I grow up and none of those things ever happen

假如我长大后这些都没有实视呢

All you can do is try and find out

你只能反复尝试过才知道结果

Those are the fundamentals of the scientific method

这是科学方法的基本原理

No doy

这还用你说

The actual retail price of the cedar chest

香柏木箱的真正零售价是

is $600

六百美元

I got today's classifieds Great

-我买了今天的分类广告 -好棒哦

Want to look through them Not really

-你想看看吗 -并不想

Is this what you're gonna do all day

你打算一整天就干这个吗

I got a shift at Ballard's later

我晚点会去巴拉德店里上班

Can you get off my back

你能放过我了吗

Fine

好吧

I'm gonna go find a job

我去找工作

You just sit there

你就坐在这

and feel sorry for yourself Done

-自怨自艾吧 -已怨

You are going to play Plinko

你将要玩弹珠游戏

Ooh Plinko

弹珠游戏耶

Once we hit 281

等我们上了281高速

it's a straight shot to the border

就是一条直路通往边境

It's all crazy

这一切太疯狂了

What is

你指什么事

A year ago I had nothing to worry about

一年前我还是个无忧无虑的少男

I had no idea how good I had it

根本不知道之后会有多惨

Well what if a year from now

假如一年之后

it's a disaster

更灾难

and this looks good

现在相比起来都算快乐呢

That's not helping

我没被安慰到

Oh relax someday you'll be my age

淡定啦有一天你会到我这年纪

your kids'll be grown up all be good again

孩子全长大成人日子又会好起来的

But that's like 50 years from now

但那是50年后的事了吧

Yeah I waited a long time for it

是啊老娘等超久了

So quit your bitching

所以你就别逼逼了

Ooh I love this song

我喜欢这首歌

Bound by wild desires

为狂野欲望所束缚

Ring of fire Johnny Cash

I fell into a ring of fire

我跌进了火圈

My life's falling apart and you're singing

我的人生都乱套了你还有心情唱歌

I fell into a burning ring of fire

我跌进了燃烧的火圈

I went down down down

我一路坠落

And the flames went higher

火焰越窜越高

And it burns burns burns

越烧越猛

That ring of fire Where

火圈在哪里

The ring of fire

火圈

Oh hey Mary

玛丽你好

If you're looking for your mother her league's not today

如果你来找你妈今天不是她球队的比赛日

Actually I'm here for you

其实我是来找你的

Why's that

为什么

I saw in the classifieds that you're looking for help

我在分类广告看到你想找人帮忙

I would like to apply

我想申请职位

You don't want to work here

你怎么会想在这工作呢

I mean there's a bar

我这可有个酒吧

God hates that

上帝痛恨酒吧

Jesus turned water into wine

耶稣把水变成红酒

I think he'd be cool with it

我想祂老人家不会有意见的

Well you know it's it's actually a pretty boring job

这份工作其实挺无聊的

It's mostly payroll and bookkeeping

主要是管理工资和记账

That is exactly what I did at the church

我在教会就是干这个的

In fact you might say it's right up my alley

甚至可以说正是我的强项

I don't know Mary

我说不好玛丽

We're neighbors

我们是邻居

Is this a good idea

扯上金钱关系真的好吗

Honestly

老实说

everything is falling apart

我的生活在分崩离析

I just need one good thing to happen

我只是需要一件好事发生

Maybe we should go to the emergency room

我觉得我们应该去急诊室

It's just a pimple Pop it

不过是颗痘痘挤掉就好啦

不行

I'll do it

我来挤

I like when it hits the mirror

我最喜欢看到脓溅到镜子上

Now hold still

别动哦

It seems we've reached the end of our time with Sheldon

我们和谢尔顿相处的时间似乎已到尾声

But it's never truly goodbye

但这不是真正的告别

We'll be back in moments of stress

关键时刻我们还会回来的

Like a big test

比如重要考试日

Or my personal favorite

或是我个人最喜欢的

school picture day

全校集体照日

How was your day

你今天过得怎么样

Awful

糟透了

Oh Well

不过

I have good news

我有好消息哦

I could use it

我正需要点正能量

I got a job at the bowling alley

我在保龄球馆找到工作了

Working with Brenda

和布兰达共事吗

Every day

每天都一起

That is really

这真是

really good news Mm hmm

-天大的好消息 -是呀

Hello

喂

Hey George it's Connie

乔治我是康妮

What's up

什么事

Georgie and I ran into a little problem at the border

我和小乔治在边境遇到点麻烦

What border

什么边境啊

The Mexican one

美墨边境

We got arrested

我们被捕了

What Who is it

-什么 -谁打来的

My sister encouraged me to embrace adolescence

我妹妹鼓励我坦然接受青春期

as a journey of scientific discovery

将之视为科学发现的旅程

I stood before a whole new teenage world of music

我面对着一个全新的青少年世界

slang words and even clothing styles

充斥着音乐潮语甚至还有穿衣风格

Pretty groovy huh

很时髦吧

Wow I might look too cool

我会不会酷到没朋友啊

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