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Nobody
else
is
stronger
than
I
am
世上没人比我强壮
Yesterday
I
moved
a
mountain
昨天我移了一座山
I
bet
I
could
be
your
hero
我相信我能当你的英雄
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
Previously
on
Young
Sheldon...
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要
Do
you
know
if
he'll
be
doing
你知道他会不会
the
full
color
octet
calculations
教用矩阵乘法做八色胶子运算吗
I
do
not.
我不知道
Do
you
know
how
to
differentiate
under
the
integral
sign
那你知道怎么做莱布尼茨积分法则吗
No.
不会
Do
you
know
anything
那你知道什么吗
Anyone
know
what
happens
to
baryons
有人知道重子会怎么样吗
Yes
Paige.
佩吉你说
We
can
ignore
the
particle
masses
我们可以从个别夸克层级
at
the
individual
quark
level.
Correct.
-忽略它的粒子质量 -正确
A
unique
child
can
require
a
lot
of
attention.
一个特殊的孩子可能需要耗费很多注意力
Try
all
the
attention.
应该是全部的注意力
Well
I
think
my
parents
are
getting
a
divorce.
我觉得我父母要离婚了
Why
They
fight
all
the
time.
-为什么 -他们总是吵架
About
what
Mostly
me.
-吵什么 -大多跟我有关
I
guess
I'm
lucky.
Why
-那我挺幸运吧 -为什么
I'm
the
glue
that
holds
our
family
together.
我是维持我家紧密关系的胶水
Hi
Sheldon.
What
did
you
do
to
your
hair
-你好啊 谢尔顿 -你的头发怎么弄成这样了
Is
this
because
your
parents
got
divorced
是因为你父母离婚了吗
You're
so
smart.
Why
are
you
acting
like
this
你那么聪明 为什么要变成这样
My
mom
is
going
on
dates
我妈妈出去约会
and
my
dad
is
acting
like
a
child.
我爸爸表现得像个小孩
It's
just
hard
to
care.
只是我很难去在乎了
Can
I
offer
you
a
hot
beverage
你要我给你倒一杯热饮吗
Children
everywhere
are
excited
by
summer
vacation
这世上的孩子们都会为暑假感到激动
and
I
was
no
exception.
我也不例外
Because
instead
of
vacation
Bible
school
with
my
sister
因为我不用去我姐姐要去的假期读经班
I
was
headed
to
the
local
library
我要去本地图书馆
for
a
fun
filled
week
of
postal
delights
享受为期一周 充满邮界欢乐的活动
otherwise
known
as
stamp
camp.
也就是人称邮票夏令营的地方
In
1989
they
released
dinosaur
stamps.
1989年的时候 他们发行了恐龙邮票
No
one
cares.
Come
on
now.
-谁在乎啊 -别这样
He's
excited.
And
that
gets
my
stamp
of
approval.
他很期待 这件事得到了我赞同的一"票"
I'm
using
that.
这个哏我学起来了
It's
going
to
kill
at
stamp
camp.
绝对会在邮票夏令营技惊四座
Oh
sorry.
It
was
canceled.
抱歉 夏令营取消了
What
Why
什么 为什么
Not
enough
interest.
没有吸引到足够的兴趣
Not
enough
interest
in
stamps
对邮票的兴趣吗
It's
the
fastest
growing
hobby
in
people
70
and
over
根据《读者文摘》上面所写 集邮这项兴趣
according
to
Reader's
Digest.
在70岁以上人群可是高速增长
Sorry
sweetie.
我很遗憾 小宝贝
Well
what
am
I
supposed
to
do
now
那我现在该干什么
Ha
You
have
to
go
to
Bible
camp.
笑死 你现在也得去读经班了
Come
on
Shelly.
It's
a
space
theme.
别这样嘛 谢利 好歹是太空主题的啊
Isn't
that
fun
不是挺有趣的吗
Jesus
was
a
carpenter
not
an
astronaut.
耶稣曾是位木匠 不是宇航员
Maybe
he
built
the
rocket.
或许火箭是他造的
What
would
he
use
for
fuel
那他拿什么来当燃料
Ooh
doughnut
holes.
甜甜圈球耶
Can
I
please
wait
in
the
car
可以让我就坐在车上等吗
No.
I
want
you
to
be
here.
不 我想你来参加
I'll
be
fine.
You
can
crack
the
back
window.
我没事的 你后座窗户留个缝让我呼吸就行
Hi
Sheldon.
你好啊 谢尔顿
Paige.
What
are
you
doing
here
My
mom
made
me.
-佩吉 你怎么来了 -我妈逼我来的
See
She
doesn't
want
to
be
here
either.
你看 她也不是自愿来这里的啊
I'm
gonna
go
say
hi
to
your
mom.
我去跟你妈妈打个招呼
Why
did
your
mom
make
you
你妈妈为什么逼你来
Punishment.
I
got
caught
with
cigarettes.
处罚我 我被她抓到偷抽烟
Why
would
you
want
to
smoke
你为什么会想抽烟啊
To
look
older.
想看起来年纪比较大
My
meemaw
smokes.
I
guess
it
works.
我姥姥就抽烟 看来你这招能行
So
why
are
you
here
那你为什么在这里
Do
you
believe
in
this
stuff
now
你现在信这些玩意了吗
No.
Stamp
camp
got
canceled.
不信 本来要去的集邮夏令营取消了
Further
proof
there
is
no
God.
更加证明了上帝并不存在
I
did
it.
I
bought
a
car.
我下手了 我买了台车
Really
You
got
the
Mustang
真的吗 你买了那台野马吗
I
was
fixing
to
以前一直是这个打算
but
then
something
else
caught
my
eye.
但我后来注意到了另外一个宝贝
You
did
something
dumb.
你做了什么蠢事
Now
it
needs
a
little
bit
of
work
听我说 它只要再整理装修一下
but
once
I'm
done
一旦我都弄好了
it's
gonna
be
amazing.
No.
-绝对会很赞 -不行
What
do
you
mean
你什么意思
It's
got
low
mileage
这辆车里程数低
great
stereo.
音响也正点
Check
this
out.
你看看这个
Look
at
all
the
room.
看看多宽敞啊
Hell
no.
想都别想
Why
为什么
This
isn't
a
car.
It's
a
motel
room
on
wheels.
这哪是车啊 这就是个移动炮房
Is
that
how
little
you
think
of
me
你觉得我就这么点出息吗
Yes.
Maybe
less.
没错 甚至觉得你更没出息
George
your
mother
works
for
the
church.
小乔治 你妈妈在教堂工作
This
doesn't
look
good.
这能看吗
I
don't
know
looks
pretty
good
to
me.
是吗 我觉得看起来挺不错啊
Please
listen
to
me.
Come
on.
-求你了 你就听话吧 -别这样嘛
If
I
drive
Sheldon
to
college
he
can
sleep
back
there.
当我载谢尔顿去大学上课 他还可以睡在后面呢
So
you
saw
that
couch
所以 当你首次看到那沙发
and
the
first
thought
you
had
was
你脑海中第一个想法是
"My
brother
can
sleep
on
that"
"我弟弟可以睡在那上面"吗
Not
my
first
thought.
不是我的第一个想法啦
This
licorice
tastes
terrible.
这个甘草糖好难吃啊
It's
plastic.
那是塑料
You
use
it
to
weave
a
lanyard.
我们是用它来编一个挂带
No
it's
licorice.
不是 是甘草糖
Your
mother
lets
you
wear
lipstick
你妈妈准许你擦口红吗
Of
course
not.
Interesting.
-当然不啦 -有意思
Does
she
know
you're
leading
a
double
life
她知道你过着这样的双面生活吗
Grow
up.
别像个小孩子一样好吗
Why
do
you
think
you're
rebelling
against
parental
authority
你为什么要反抗父母权威呢
Isn't
it
obvious
这不明摆着吗
I'm
having
a
textbook
reaction
to
their
divorce.
我正处于教科书般的父母离婚后叛逆期
What
textbook
Did
you
get
it
from
the
library
什么教科书啊 你从图书馆借到的吗
Hello
Biblenauts
大家好啊 宇经员
Gather
round.
都围过来
Now
who's
ready
to
find
space
for
Jesus
in
our
hearts
谁准备好在心中为耶稣腾出空间[太空]啦
I
can't
hear
you
我听不到你们的回答
Perhaps
that's
because
space
is
a
vacuum
或许是因为太空中是真空状态的
where
sound
doesn't
travel.
声波无法在那里传播
Nicely
done.
好吐槽
You're
not
the
only
rebel
around
here.
这里的叛逆青年可不止你一个
I
thought
he
had
stamp
camp.
他不是要去集邮夏令营吗
Just
go
get
your
money
back
and
buy
a
different
car.
去把车退了 买辆别的车吧
No.
我不要
Georgie
I'm
not
playing
around.
小乔治 我不是在跟你开玩笑
Neither
am
I.
I
bought
it
with
my
own
money
我也不是啊 我自己花钱买的车
and
you
don't
get
a
say.
你没有话语权
As
long
as
you
live
under
my
roof
只要你还住在我的屋檐下
I
get
plenty
of
say.
我多得是话语权
Fine.
I'll
move
out.
行 那我搬走
And
where
you
gonna
go
你能搬到哪里去
I'll
live
in
the
van.
我就去住我车上
You
know
what
你知道吗
It
was
only
a
matter
of
time
就你这样 住到货车里
before
you
lived
in
a
van.
Have
at
it.
过货车人生也只是早晚的事 你搬吧
Scooby
Doo
lived
in
a
van
史酷比[卡通]也住货车里
and
he
turned
out
fine.
他还不是好得很
I'm
a
rocket
man
我是个火箭人
Rocket
man
火箭人
Flying
up
to
heaven
with
the
Lord
与主在天堂翱翔
And
I
think
it's
gonna
be
a
fun
old
time.
想必那一定是开心又美好的时光吧
All
right.
Amen.
好啦 阿门
Sing
"Ice
Ice
Baby."
你能唱《冰冰宝贝》[嘻哈饶舌]吗
Don't
know
it.
不会
How
about
Paula
Abdul
那宝拉·阿巴杜[女歌手]的歌呢
Nope.
Ooh
The
Teenage
Mutant
Ninja
theme.
-也不会 -那《少年忍者龟》的主题曲呢
Mary
what
is
that
I'm
hearing
玛丽 我是不是听到什么声音了
Oh
Right.
对哦
It's
the
prize
bell
是奖品铃声
What
do
you
think
the
prize
is
你猜会有什么奖品
We
get
to
go
home
放我们回家吗
Is
the
joke
that
leaving
would
be
a
reward
玩笑的哏是在说回家是一种奖赏吗
Yes.
是的
I
get
that
joke.
这笑话我听懂了
Now
for
a
psalm
100
bookmark
来 这个诗篇100的书签
who
can
name
the
12
apostles
谁能先答出12位门徒的名字就给谁
Billy.
比利
Sleepy
Grumpy
Doc...
瞌睡虫 爱生气 万事通
Those
are
dwarves.
Anyone
else
那是七个小矮人 还有谁
Look
at
these
suckers
trying
to
compete
for
a
stupid
bookmark.
看看这些傻子在抢一个白痴书签
They
probably
don't
even
know
psalm
100.
估计他们都不知道诗篇100
Or
what
a
book
is.
或者书是什么
How
about
six
apostles
就讲6个门徒的名字呢
Just
give
me
six.
6个就行
I'll
settle
for
three
and
I'll
spot
you
Judas.
3个也可以 我先送一个犹大
I
don't
even
care
about
church
and
I
can
name
them
all.
我一点都不喜欢教会 我也能答上来全部
So
can
I.
我也可以啊
No
you
can't.
我才不相信你可以
Yes
I
can.
我当然可以
I
can
even
do
it
in
alphabetical
order.
我还能按首字母排列作答呢
Well
I
can
name
them
in
the
order
they
appear
我能用他们出现在
in
the
Book
of
Matthew.
《马太福音》中的顺序作答
Paige
yes.
佩吉 你答
Peter
Andrew
James
son
of
Zebedee
彼得 安得烈 西庇太的儿子雅各
John
Philip
Bartholomew
约翰 腓力 巴多罗买
Thomas
Matthew
多马 马太
James
son
of
Alpheus
Thaddeus
Simon
and
Judas.
亚勒腓的儿子雅各 达太 西门 犹大
And
that's
the
order
that
they
appear
in
the
Book
of
Matthew.
而这就是他们在《马太福音》中出场的顺序
Fantastic
太棒了
You
just
won
yourself
a
psalm
100
bookmark.
你赢得了这个诗篇100的书签
Thank
you.
I
love
that
psalm.
谢谢你 我很喜欢这个诗篇
You
would
think
winning
a
Nobel
Prize
in
Physics
或许你会觉得赢过诺贝尔物理奖
would
make
this
moment
meaningless
to
me
会使这一刻对我来说无足轻重
but
all
these
years
later
it
still
burns
my
butt.
但哪怕过了那么多年 此刻仿佛还烧着我屁股
Why
would
Paige
get
competitive
over
Bible
trivia
为什么佩吉会对圣经冷知识这么较劲呢
She
doesn't
care
about
that.
她根本不在乎这玩意啊
Maybe
she
just
wanted
that
bookmark.
或许是因为她想要那个书签
Yeah.
I
wanted
this
"What
would
Jesus
do
"
Slap
bracelet.
对啊 我也想要这个"耶稣会怎么做"拍卷手环
I
liked
it
better
when
she
and
I
were
making
fun
of
everything.
我还是比较喜欢她跟我一起吐槽一切的时候
You
might
have
more
fun
if
you
participated
too.
如果你跟她一起参与 或许会觉得更有趣吧
Oh
I'll
participate.
我当然会参与
Great.
If
Paige
wants
to
go
head
to
head
on
Bible
trivia
-那太好了 -如果佩吉想跟人比圣经冷知识
she
picked
the
wrong
fact
filled
atheist
to
mess
with.
那她可真是惹错了某无神论知识王
Great.
"真好"
Well
怎么样
It's
very...
colorful.
非常"色彩缤纷"啊
Not
just
colorful.
Patriotic.
不是普通的色彩 是爱国的颜色
It's
also
a
little
gross.
还有一点点恶心
It
just
needs
a
little
shampoo.
But
check
out
the
best
part.
只需要好好清洗一遍就好啦 给你看最棒的
Want
to
try
it
out
想来试试吗
In
front
of
your
parents'
house
在你父母家门口吗
That's
what's
so
great.
We
can
drive
it
anywhere.
这就是最棒的地方了 我们能开去任何地方
Empty
field
空旷的田野
abandoned
parking
lot.
废弃的停车场
Wherever
love
takes
us.
随爱所欲
What
is
that
smell
怎么有个味道
There
was
a
mouse
in
the
mini
fridge.
这小冰箱里之前有只死老鼠
Did
you
hear
me
你有听懂我说的吗
There's
a
mini
fridge
这里有小冰箱啊
You're
really
making
him
live
out
there
你真的要让他住在外面吗
He's
not
gonna
last
one
night
in
that
nasty
thing.
他在那辆恶心的车里才撑不过一晚上呢
Have
you
seen
that
boy's
room
你看过那孩子的房间吧
Judah
was
the
father
of
Perez
and
Zerah
by
Tamar
犹大从他玛氏生法勒斯和谢拉
Perez
was
the
father
of
Hezron
法勒斯生希斯仑
and
Hezron
was
the
father
of
Aram.
希斯仑生亚兰
Why's
he
reading
the
Bible
他为什么在读《圣经》
To
humiliate
and
destroy
Paige
at
Bible
camp.
为了要在读经班羞辱并打爆佩吉
That.
那原因
Missy
doing
anything
stupid
米希做了什么蠢事吗
No.
没有
One
out
of
three.
Not
bad.
Hey
三个里有一个还行
Where
do
you
think
you're
going
你这是想去哪里
Bathroom.
厕所
No
you're
not.
You
don't
live
here.
不行 你不住这里
George.
You
want
him
making
grandkids
in
that
van
-乔治 -你想让他在那货车里造孙子吗
You
heard
him
Get
你听见你爸说的了 出去
Dang
it.
该死
Can
I
use
your
bathroom
我能借用你的厕所吗
Your
dad
wants
to
talk
to
you.
你爸想跟你说话
Hello.
喂
You
can't
use
her
bathroom
either.
你也不能用她家的厕所
Dang
it.
要命
There's
a
bucket
in
the
garage.
车库有个桶哦
Brought
you
some
food.
我给你带了点吃的
Don't
tell
your
father.
别告诉你爸
Thanks.
谢了
Want
to
come
in
想进来吗
It
smells
less
disgusting
now.
现在没那么臭了
I'm...
really
good
here.
我... 我在外面就好
Georgie
um
小乔治
this
is
a...
nice
van
这辆货车是挺好的
but
why
don't
you
think
about
selling
it
但你为什么不考虑一下卖掉它
so
you
can
come
back
inside
那你就能回家里住了
No.
I'm
not
letting
him
win
this
one.
不 这次我绝不能让他赢
You
know
you
can't
live
in
here.
你知道你不能住在这的
Why
not
为什么
It's
hot
out.
外面很热啊
The
windows
roll
down.
可以摇下窗户
How
are
you
gonna
take
a
shower
你要怎么洗澡
It's
supposed
to
rain
this
weekend.
这周末应该会下雨
What
about
a
bathroom
那上厕所怎么解决
See
that
bucket
看见那个桶了吗
Good
night.
晚安
Ask
me
what
the
fruits
of
the
Spirit
are.
问我圣灵所结的果子有哪些
I'm
sure
you
know
them.
你肯定知道答案
Of
course
I
do.
我当然知道啦
Love
joy
peace
patience
kindness
仁爱 喜乐 和平 忍耐 恩慈
goodness
faithfulness
gentleness
and
self
control.
良善 信实 温柔 节制
Then
why
do
I
have
to
ask
那为毛还要我问你
So
I
can
improve
my
hand
raising
technique.
那我就能提高我的举手技术
Fine.
行吧纵容你
What
are
the
fruits
of
the
Spirit
圣灵所结的果子有哪些
Good.
We
done
很好 完事了吗
No
you
have
to
call
on
me.
还没 你得点名我回答
Sheldon.
谢尔顿
Love
joy
peace
patience
仁爱 喜乐 和平 忍耐
kindness
goodness
faithfulness
恩慈 良善 信实
gentleness
and
self
control.
温柔 节制
Now
ask
me
to
name
three
wicked
women
of
the
Bible.
现在叫我列举出圣经里的三个邪恶女人
Can
I
ask
you
a
question
我能问你个问题吗
If
it's
"Who
are
three
wicked
women
in
the
Bible
"
如果是"圣经里的三个邪恶女人是谁"
then
go
ahead.
那尽管问吧
Why
don't
you
believe
in
God
你为什么不相信有上帝
Sheldon.
谢尔顿
Because
science
explains
the
universe
因为科学无需创造出神
without
the
need
of
inventing
a
supernatural
being.
就能解释宇宙奥秘
But
how
do
you
know
for
sure
he
doesn't
exist
但你怎么能肯定祂不存在
Stop
that.
别举了
The
burden
of
proof
isn't
on
me.
举证责任不在于我
If
I
said
there
was
an
invisible
monkey
in
the
room
with
us
如果我说这房间里除了我们还有一只隐形猴子
you
shouldn't
believe
me
你不该仅仅因为
just
because
you
can't
prove
me
wrong.
你无法证明我错了 就相信我
Why
is
the
monkey
invisible
那只猴子为什么能隐形
I
don't
know.
我不知道
Is
it
a
ghost
monkey
是幽灵猴吗
Sure.
就当是吧
Then
why
isn't
he
in
heaven
那它为什么不在天堂
Because
there
is
no
heaven.
因为根本没有天堂
What
about
monkey
heaven
那有没有猴子天堂
There
is
no
monkey
heaven.
没有猴子天堂
There
is
no
regular
heaven.
也没有普通天堂
When
we
die
we
cease
to
exist.
That's
it.
我们死后便不复存在了 就是这样
You
better
hope
you're
right.
你最好祈祷你是对的
'Cause
if
I
end
up
in
regular
heaven
and
you
end
up
in
hell
因为如果我最后上了普通天堂 而你下了地狱
I'm
gonna
laugh.
我会笑死的
But
if
you
end
up
in
monkey
hell
但如果你最终下了猴子地狱
I'm
gonna
laugh
even
harder.
我会笑得更大声
Just
paint
your
nails.
闭嘴涂你的指甲油吧
God
when
Sheldon
dies
上帝 等谢尔顿死后
please
send
him
to
monkey
hell.
求求您把他打入泼猴地狱
Amen.
阿门
Get
it
off
Get
it
off
赶走它 赶走它
What
was
that
It's
in
my
hair
-什么声音 -它跑到我头发里了
Not
my
problem.
不关我事
It's
in
my
hair
它跑到我头发里了
It's
in
my
hair
它跑到我头发里了
For
your
information
通知你一下
not
only
am
I
going
to
show
you
up
today
我今天不仅会把你打趴下
I've
also
prepared
some
biblical
trash
talk.
我还苦心准备了一些圣经呛声金句
What
is
he
talking
about
他在说什么疯话
He
stayed
up
all
night
studying.
他一晚没睡 都在抱佛脚
Why
为什么
To
beat
you
at
Bible
trivia.
为了在圣经冷知识打败你
Just
like
the
prophets
of
mercy
beat
the
priestly
cult
如同仁慈的先知战胜邪教
and
its
emphasis
on
ritual
purity.
及其对于宗教仪式纯度的强调
Was
that
the
trash
talk
这就是呛声金句吗
Was
Zacchaeus
a
tax
collector
废话 撒该是收税员吗
Was
Nicodemus
a
Pharisee
尼科迪默斯是古犹太法利赛教派教徒吗
Just
hit
him.
揍他就是了
Okay
campers
好了 各位露营者
Bible
trivia
time.
该进行圣经冷知识比赛啦
For
a
Noah's
Ark
rain
poncho
答对者能得到诺亚方舟雨披
what
was
Peter's
original
name
彼得的本名叫什么
Sheldon.
Peter's
original
name
was
Simon.
-谢尔顿 -彼得的本名叫西蒙
Correct
You
didn't
know
that
one
did
you
-回答正确 -你不会这一题 对吧
Yes
I
did.
我会啊
He
was
also
known
as
Cephas.
他也叫西法斯
Then
why
didn't
you
raise
your
hand
那你刚才为什么不举手
'Cause
I
don't
care.
因为我不在乎
Next
question.
下一题
For
a
John
the
Baptist
pencil
topper
答对者能获得施洗约翰的笔帽
where
did
Jesus
perform
his
first
miracle
耶稣第一次创造奇迹是在哪里
Sheldon.
谢尔顿
A
wedding.
婚礼上
Correct
回答正确
Aren't
you
even
going
to
try
你连试都不试吗
Nope.
不
Why
won't
you
compete
with
me
你为什么不跟我竞争
Because
it's
fun
watching
you
get
upset.
因为看你不爽生气很好玩啊
What's
fun
about
it
那有什么好玩的
Everything.
每一秒都是好戏
Morning
sunshine.
早上好 阳光小帅哥
What
do
you
want
你想干嘛
Oh
just
to
see
how
you're
doing.
就是来看看你怎么样了
I'm
fine.
死不了
Thanks
for
the
juice.
谢谢你带来的果汁
Oh
this
isn't
for
you.
这不是给你的
Cold
and
refreshing.
冰冰凉 透心爽
So
how'd
you
sleep
你睡得怎么样
You
look
terrible.
你看起来只剩半条命
Are
you
done
Depends.
-你挖苦完了吗 -看情况
You
ready
to
return
the
van
你准备好退掉货车了吗
This
van's
not
going
anywhere.
这辆货车哪也不会去的
Don't
you
have
to
work
this
morning
你今早不是要打工吗
Crap.
糟了
Yep
it's
not
going
anywhere.
没错 破车的确哪都去不了
Paige
佩吉
a
sprig
of
my
hair
is
askew.
我有一小撮头发乱了
Upsetting
isn't
it
很令人心烦 对吧
No.
不会啊
But
it's
going
a
different
direction
from
all
the
other
hairs.
但这一小撮头发跟其它的方向不同
So
那又怎样
You
think
it's
fun
irritating
me
你觉得激怒我很好玩吗
I'm
giving
you
a
taste
of
your
own
medicine.
那我就以其人之道还治其人之身
Ha.
呵
I'm
on
medication
you
know.
我在吃心脏病药的 好不好
Wh
What
are
you
doing
in
there
你在那里面干什么
Just
washed
up
in
your
sink.
借用你的水槽洗澡
Don't
want
to
offend
the
customers.
我不想邋邋遢遢让顾客不舒服
Why
为什么
My
dad's
mad
'cause
I
bought
a
van
我爸生我气了 因为我买了辆货车
and
he's
not
letting
me
use
the
house.
他不让我用家里的设施
Oh.
So
that's
your
old
Chevy
parked
out
front
这么说停在店门那辆旧雪佛兰是你的
Pretty
sweet
right
很酷吧 对不对
You
have
a
clean
title
on
it
你有无安全事故记录吗
Pretty
much.
差不多吧
I
think
it's
registered
in
Mexico.
好像是在墨西哥登记的
Well
that's
something.
这还不错
But
it's
got
a
bed
and
a
mini
fridge.
但车里有张床 还有个迷你冰箱
Sweet.
挺好
I'm
gonna
hang
some
twinkle
lights
我打算挂些闪闪灯
and
maybe
get
a
lava
lamp.
或许再买一个熔岩灯
Georgie
did
I
ever...
小乔治 我有没有...
tell
you
why
I
got
married
so
young
告诉过你我为什么英年早婚
You
were
in
love
你坠入爱河了
No
because
when
I
was
your
age
不 是因为我在你这个年纪时
I
bought
a
similar
vehicle.
买了一辆类似的车子
Cool.
What
was
it
酷哦 所以到底为什么
Just
get
dressed.
Okay.
-算了 穿上衣服吧 -好
Paige
佩吉
look
how
close
this
pushpin
is
to
this
balloon.
你看图钉离气球有多近
It
could
pop
at
any
moment.
气球随时有可能被刺破
I
bet
that
drives
you
cra...
这一定快把你逼疯...
Hello.
你好
What
now
What
now
-又想干嘛 -又想干嘛
What
are
you
doing
What
are
you
doing
-你这是做什么 -你这是做什么
Are
you
just
gonna
repeat
everything
I...
你打算重复我说的每个...
Are
you
just
gonna
repeat
everything
I
say
你打算重复我说的每个字吗
I
Sheldon
Cooper...
我 谢尔顿·库珀
I
Sheldon
Cooper...
我 谢尔顿·库珀
...accept
Jesus
Christ
as
my
Lord
and
Savior.
接受耶稣基督为我的救主
...accept
Jesus
Chr...
接受耶稣基...
Go
get
me
a
beer
woman.
给我拿瓶啤酒来 女人
What
什么
It
infuriates
my
mom
when
my
dad
says
it.
我爸每次这么说都会激怒我妈
Sheldon
stop.
谢尔顿 别闹了
You
can't
upset
me.
Why
not
-你没法惹我心烦的 -为什么
Because
there
are
things
in
my
life
that
are
way
worse
因为我生活中有些烦恼
than
anything
that
you
can
come
up
with.
比你能想出来的挑衅招数严重多了
You
mean
your
parents
splitting
up.
你是指你父母分开的事
Obviously.
这还用说吗
I
think
I
know
how
to
irritate
you.
我知道怎么才能激怒你了
I
bet
you
think
the
divorce
is
all
your
fault
你一定认为他们离婚都是你的错
and
now
your
family
is
torn
apart
forever.
现在你的家庭永远破裂了
Did
I
do
it
我做到了吗
Did
I
get
under
your
skin
我让你不爽了吗
I
can
still
hear
the
sound
of
her
fist
hitting
your
face
我到现在还能听到她拳头击中你脸
and
your
head
bouncing
off
the
floor.
以及你脑袋从地板反弹起来的美妙声音
That
is
enough.
够了
It
was
like
"thwack
"
先是"砰"的一声
and
then
"kathunk."
然后是"啪嗒"的一声
I
said
enough
我说够了
And
there
were
doughnut
holes.
现场还有甜甜圈球
What
a
great
day.
今天太美好啦
That
night
my
brother
turned
a
ratty
old
van
那一晚 我哥把一辆破旧货车
into
his
chariot
of
love.
改造成他的恋爱战车
Romance
was
in
the
air.
空气中弥漫着浪漫的气息
Oh.
Hey
Mr.
Boggs.
你好 博格斯先生
I
I'm
just
here
to
pick
up
Jana.
我是来接詹娜的
You
think
you're
taking
my
daughter
out
in
this
你妄想开这辆废铁带我女儿出去约会
No
worries.
I'll
have
her
home
by
11
00.
别担心 我会在11点前送她回家
I
wouldn't
open
that.
我劝你别开门
Move.
让开
It's
got
a
mini
fridge.
里面还有迷你小冰箱哦
I
thought
about
what
you
said.
我考虑过你的建议了
I'm
returning
the
van.
Good
night.
我会退掉货车 晚安
This
is
the
kind
of
weather
这种天气
that
makes
you
want
to
stay
at
home.
会让人想待在家里
If
you
don't
have
to
go
out
today
don't.
如果你今天不是非得外出 就别出去啦
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