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Nobody
else
is
stronger
than
I
am
世上没人比我强壮
Yesterday
I
moved
a
mountain
昨天我移了一座山
I
bet
I
could
be
your
hero
我相信我能当你的英雄
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
Previously
on
Young
Sheldon...
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要
Why
was
Veronica
Duncan
hugging
you
为什么维罗妮卡·邓肯抱了你
I'm
tutoring
her
in
trigonometry.
因为我在帮她补习数学的三角法
Just
between
us
she's
a
little
slow.
你别告诉别人 但她进度有点慢
That's
not
what
I
heard.
我听说她"进度"可是挺快
There's
nobody
at
my
house.
我家没人
You
want
to
come
over
Yes.
-你想来吗 -想
What's
that
Some
stupid
haunted
house
-那是什么 -我妈为教堂搞的
my
mother's
doing
for
the
church.
弱智鬼屋
Mr.
Lundy's
scene
about
lust
伦迪先生布置的淫欲场景
made
a
deep
impact
on
my
brother's
date.
对我哥的约会造成了巨大影响
She
asked
to
be
saved
by
Jesus.
她请求耶稣拯救她
I
don't
want
to
live
like
this
anymore.
我不想再过这样的生活了
And
as
it
turns
out
she
was.
结果 她真的得到了救赎
Dear
Lord
Jesus
set
me
free.
敬爱的耶稣基督 让我自由
In
Conquest
of
the
Planet
of
the
Apes
在电影《征服猩球》中
we
learned
how
humans
taught
the
apes
to
become
civilized.
我们知道了人类如何教化人猿
Which
I
think
should
start
with
potty
training
虽然我觉得应该先从如厕训练开始
but
I'm
not
a
screenwriter.
但我也不是个编剧
Can
you
help
me
with
my
math
homework
你能帮忙我做数学作业吗
No.
不能
Please.
It's
really
hard.
拜托了 这个真的好难啊
"It"
isn't
the
problem.
问题不在"这个"上
Sheldon.
谢尔顿
Fine
what
are
you
working
on
行吧 什么题
There's
a
number
then
there's
a
line
就是有数字 然后有一条线
then
there's
another
number
under
it.
然后下面又有个数字
Fractions
分数吗
Yes
fractions.
对 分数
At
that
moment
在那一刻
it
occurred
to
me
if
I
could
teach
mathematics
我意识到如果我能教会
to
someone
as
dull
witted
as
my
sister
我脑子不灵光的姐姐数学
I
could
create
a
race
of
superhumans
我有天就能创造出一个超人类种族
that
would
do
my
bidding.
为我所服务
And
who
wouldn't
want
that
谁不想要呢
Please
Sheldon.
求你了 谢尔顿
You
know
what
Missy
I'd
be
happy
to
help
you.
你知道吗 米希 我很乐意教你
Thank
you.
谢谢
Try
thinking
of
it
this
way
imagine
a
pie.
你试试这么想 想象一个派
The
number
on
the
bottom
of
the
fraction
分数下方的数字
is
how
many
pieces
the
pie
has
been
sliced
into.
就代表这个派被切成了多少份
What
kind
of
pie
is
it
这是什么口味的派
Doesn't
matter.
这不重要
But
it
would
help
me
picture
it
if
I
knew
the
kind
of
pie.
但知道是哪种派能帮助我想象
Fine
it's
banana
cream.
行 是香蕉奶油派
I
don't
like
banana
cream.
我不喜欢香蕉奶油派
Okay
what
kind
of
pie
would
you
like
it
to
be
好吧 那你想要哪种派
What
about
those
little
apple
pies
from
McDonalds
麦当劳的那种小苹果派行吗
Sure.
I
burned
my
mouth
on
one
of
those.
-行 -我被那个烫到过嘴
Didn't
stop
me.
I
still
ate
it.
那也不能阻止我 我还是吃完了
Veronica.
Hi.
维罗妮卡 你好啊
Hey
Georgie.
你好啊 小乔治
You
you
changed
your
hair.
你换了发型
I
did.
是啊
It's
shorter.
变短了
It
is.
是啊
I
like
it.
我喜欢
Thank
thanks.
谢谢
You
here
to
see
me
你是来找我的吗
I
I'm
here
for
your
mom's
Bible
study.
我是来参加你妈妈的读经班
Oh
sure
of
course.
行 当然啦
I'm
glad
you
could
join
us.
很高兴你来加入我们
Come
in
won't
you
快请进
You're
part
of
the
group
too
你也有在读经班吗
Faith
the
Bible
God
I'm
nuts
for
that
stuff.
信仰 《圣经》 上帝 我对这些可疯狂了
So
one
fourth
of
the
12
pieces
of
pie
is...
所以切成12片派的1/4是多少呢
Three
3吗
Yes.
正确
And
one
third
of
the
12
pieces
is...
那12片派的1/3是...
Four
4片吗
Yes.
Now
how
much
is
one
third
of
the
pie
plus
那把1/3的派加上
one
fourth
of
the
pie
1/4的派呢
Well
three
plus
four
is
seven
but
there's
12
pieces
三加四等于七 但这里有十二片派
so
seven
twelve
iths.
所以是十尔分之七
It's
twelfths.
And
yes.
是十二分 不过你答对了
I
did
it.
我做到啦
Actually
I
did
it.
其实呢 是我做到了
In
less
than
ten
minutes
I
taught
fractions
to
a
monkey.
在不到10分钟的时间里 我教会了猴子分数
Welcome
Veronica.
We're
so
glad
to
have
you.
欢迎你来 维罗妮卡 很高兴有你的加入
What
are
you
doing
你在干嘛
What's
it
look
like
I'm
here
for
Bible
study.
你说呢 我来参加读经班
Did
you
just
take
a
shower
你刚洗完澡吗
No.
没有啊
You
did
too.
你绝对有
So
I
want
to
be
clean
for
Jesus.
Get
off
my
back.
我想为耶稣沐浴更衣 别说我了
Interesting.
有意思
Georgie
if
you
want
to
be
a
good
Christian
小乔治 如果你想当个好基督教徒
maybe
you
should
stop
lying
through
your
teeth.
或许你得先从不谎言张口就来开始
Just
be
happy
I
brushed
them
okay
你就庆幸我有刷我这张嘴吧
Okay.
All
done.
Thanks.
好了 全做完了 谢谢
While
we're
here
would
you
like
me
趁现在我们都在这里 你有兴趣
to
introduce
you
to
algebra
让我给你介绍一下代数吗
Al
who
代谁?
Oh
boy.
天啊
It's
not
a
person
it's
an
ancient
Arabic
method
这不是人名 是一种古老的阿拉伯方法
of
finding
the
value
of
variables.
用来找出变量的值
Oh.
Nah.
不要
Clearly
I
needed
a
more
sophisticated
technique
很显然我需要更细致的手法
to
motivate
my
simian
sister.
来激励我的类人猿姐姐
Are
you
sure
你确定吗
If
you
learn
a
little
algebra
I'll
give
you
a
banana.
如果你来学一点代数 我就给你一根香蕉
All
right
now
we're
reading
from
Matthew
4.
现在我们读《马太福音》第4章
Georgie
why
don't
you
get
us
started
on
verse
17
小乔治 你来给我们念念第17节吧
Me
我吗
Yes
you.
对 你
Oh.
Okay.
好吧
Um...
Verse
17...
第17节...
Verse
17...
第17节...
Give
me
a
minute.
等我一下啊
Here.
这里
Bless
you.
祝福你
Okay
here
we
go.
"From
that
time
好了 我开始啦"从那时起
Jesus
began
to
preach
and
say
'Repent
耶稣就传起道来 说天国近了
C
change
your
inner
self
your
old
way
of
thinking
你们应当悔改 改变内心的自我 以前的思想方式
Regret
past
sins
为过去的罪悔过
Live
your
life
in
a
way
that
proves
repentance
以证明自己已悔罪的方式生活
seek
God's
purpose
for
your
life."
遵循上帝的教诲"
Powerful
stuff.
发人深省啊
Can
I
get
an
amen
大家能喊个阿门吗
Amen.
阿门
Amen.
阿门
Need
any
help
there
Sheldon
需要帮忙吗 谢尔顿
I'm
looking
for
some
books
on
education
theory.
我想找有关教育理论的书
What
for
干嘛用
I'm
trying
to
develop
a
technique
to
teach
someone
我想发展一套教导
who
falls
into
the
conventional
category
of
"stupid."
按普通人分类就是"傻子"的方法
Oh.
Well
now
there's
a
wide
range
of
stupid.
傻子的种类有非常多啊
Can
you
narrow
it
down
你能缩小一下范围吗
She
wrote
a
fan
letter
to
Alf.
给电视剧里的玩偶人物阿福写了粉丝信
Got
it.
So
you're
looking
to
make
a
pretty
radical
change.
懂了 所以你是想要造成天翻地覆般的改变
Well
ideally
I'd
like
to
wipe
my
sister's
brain
clean
我最希望的是能直接把我姐的脑子洗空了
and
start
over
but
my
mom
wouldn't
like
that.
然后重新塑造 但我妈不会喜欢这样
Yeah.
Moms
are
no
fun.
对啊 妈妈们可没劲了
Hey
Veronica.
Georgie.
-维罗妮卡 -小乔治
So
listen
i
was
doing
my
prayers
last
night
and
uh
听我说 我昨晚在祷告的时候
you
won't
believe
it
but
I
think
God
spoke
to
me.
你绝对想象不到发生了什么 上帝跟我说话了
Really
What
did
he
say
真的吗 祂说什么了
Well
I
couldn't
understand
all
of
it
我有些部分听不懂
'cause
it
was
in
an
ancient
language
因为祂说着古老的语言
but
the
part
I
did
understand
但我能听懂的部分呢
is
he
wants
us
to
spend
more
time
together.
是祂希望我们能多花时间相处
Doing
what
做些什么
Oh
you
know
praying
helping
the
needy.
比如祷告 帮助需要帮助的人
Your
usual
Christian
activities.
就是普通的那些基督教活动嘛
Well
I'm
okay
with
that.
这我可以接受
Good.
So
you
me
and
God
we'll
hang
out.
很好 那我跟你还有上帝一起玩
Sounds
good.
感觉不错
Okay.
See
you
later.
好 那之后见啦
See
you.
再见
I
may
be
going
to
hell.
我可能得下地狱
So
you're
hoping
to
create
an
army
所以你想要制造一个军队
of
super
intelligent
children
who
will
do
your
bidding
里面都是服从你命令的超智慧儿童吗
In
a
perfect
world
yes.
完美的情况下 是的
You
should
spend
more
time
with
my
mother.
你应该多跟我妈妈相处
That's
her
goal
too.
那也是她的目标
Ooh
this
is
interesting.
这个有趣
According
to
Socrates
all
knowledge
exists
苏格拉底表示 所有的知识
within
the
student
and
just
needs
to
be
drawn
out
其实早已在学生脑海中存在 你只需要透过
through
skillful
questioning.
高明的提问方式即可将之引导出
Are
you
saying
I
knew
that
before
you
even
said
it
在你说之前其实我就知道了吗
I
don't
know
did
you
我不知道啊 是这样吗
Well
according
to
Socrates
you
do
know
and
the
answer's
inside
you.
根据苏格拉底 你知道且答案早就存在你心中
Well
then
ask
me
a
skillful
question
to
draw
it
out.
好吧 那你问高明的问题来引导我吧
Do
you
know
if
I
knew
before
I
knew
你知道我在知道之前就知道了吗
No.
不知道
Hey
it
works.
这招真的有效
It
does.
真的呢
I'm
recording
my
findings
我要录下我的发现
so
that
future
generations
of
mankind
can
understand
所以后代人类可以了解
the
steps
I
took
to
create
homo
novus
"New
man."
我创造霍莫诺福斯也就是"新人类"所做出的努力
Of
course
there's
a
strong
likelihood
that
my
homo
novi
当然啦 也非常有可能我创造的霍莫诺福斯
might've
wiped
out
all
future
generations
会摧毁所有的未来人类后代
so
I
have
no
idea
who's
watching
this.
所以我也不知道会是谁在看这个影片
What
are
you
doing
in
here
你在这里干嘛
I'm
keeping
a
video
diary
of
my
experiment
to
create
homo
novus.
录影片日记来记录我创造霍莫诺福斯的过程
Homo
what
霍莫什么
Novus.
It's
Latin.
It
means
"New
man."
诺福斯 是拉丁文 意思是"新人类"
Oh.
I
guess
that's
okay.
那行吧
Y
Your
mom's
at
church.
W
What
do
you
want
for
dinner
你妈妈上教堂了 你晚饭想吃什么
I
believe
you
know
what
I
want
for
dinner.
我相信你知道我想吃什么晚餐
Is
that
right
是吗
It's
Thursday.
今天是周四
What
does
Mom
always
make
me
on
Thursdays
妈妈每周四都给我做什么吃呢
Spaghetti
and
hot
dogs
热狗丁意大利面吗
Socrates.
Got
to
love
him.
苏格拉底 真是不爱他都不行
Then
sings
my
soul
我灵歌唱
My
savior
God
to
Thee
赞美救主我神
How
great
Thou
art
你真伟大
God
to
Thee
何等伟大
How
great
Thou
art
你真伟大
How
great
Thou
art
你真伟大
How
great
Thou
art
Then
sings
my
soul
- 你真伟大 - 我灵歌唱
My
savior
God
to
Thee
赞美救主我神
Then
sings
my
soul
我灵歌唱
How
great
Thou
art
My
savior
God
to
Thee
- 你真伟大 - 赞美救主我神
How
great
Thou
art
How
great
Thou
art
- 你真伟大 - 你真伟大
And
now
why
don't
we
take
a
moment
to
pray
现在呢 我们来稍作一下祷告
uh
keeping
in
mind
that
our
prayers
要记得我们的祷告
should
not
be
for
our
own
benefit
不应该是为了自己的利益
but
for
our
family
friends
而应该是为了家人 朋友
fellow
Texans
Americans
of
all
races
and
religions
德州同胞 美国所有种族与宗教的同胞
and
the
world.
以及全世界
Well
most
of
the
world.
大部分的世界吧
Y'all
know
what
countries
to
pick.
你们都知道该选哪些国家
Lord
please
look
after
my
family.
主啊 请照顾好我的家人
Give
them
everything
they
need
to
be
happy
and
healthy.
满足他们一切需要 让他们健康快乐
And
this
lovely
young
girl
with
me
tonight
今晚跟我一起来的这位女孩
help
her
stay
on
the
path
of
righteousness.
也请帮她继续走在正道上
God
please
look
after
my
sister.
上帝 请照顾好我的姐姐
You
can
find
her
at
the
women's
correctional
facility
in
Lubbock.
你可以在卢博克女子监狱找到她
Help
her
seek
salvation
in
you
助她从你身上寻找救赎
instead
of
cocaine
marijuana
and
bass
players.
而不是通过可卡因 大麻和贝斯手
Jesus
I'm
sure
even
from
Heaven
you
can
see
耶稣 就算从天堂 你也一定能看到
how
hot
the
girl
sitting
next
to
me
is.
我旁边那个妹子有多性感
And
I
know
I'm
not
supposed
to
pray
for
myself
我知道我不应该为自己祈祷
but
here's
the
deal
if
you
can
get
her
但这样好不好
to
fall
in
love
with
me
and
you
know
如果你能让她爱上我
make
some
bad
decisions
并且做些坏决定
I
swear
I'll
come
to
church
every
Sunday.
我发誓我每周日都会来教堂
And
thank
you
for
bringing
Georgie
tonight
感谢你今晚带小乔治来教堂
even
though
you
and
I
both
know
why
he
came.
虽然你我都清楚他为何而来
Speaking
of
which
whatever
he's
praying
for
right
now
说起这个 无论他在祈祷什么
ignore
it.
都无视他
And
please
protect
me
from
impure
thoughts
请你保护我 不要产生不纯洁的念头
and
teach
me
to
respect
the
sanctity
of
my
body.
教导我要尊重我肉体的圣洁
Now
if
for
instance
she
and
I
were
to
go
skinny
dipping
举个例子 假如我跟她要去裸泳
and
one
thing
were
to
lead
to
another
然后在月光下
under
the
moonlit
sky
get
this
一切自然而然发生
not
only
do
I
become
a
devout
Christian
那我不仅愿意变成虔诚的基督教徒
I
will
also
bug
everybody
I
meet
to
do
the
same.
我还会烦我遇到的每个人 要他们虔诚信教
And
you
know
I
can
be
real
annoying
你也知道我下定决心做一件事时
when
I
set
my
mind
to
it.
是超烦人的
Amen.
阿门
Amen.
阿门
I'm
gonna
take
your
silence
as
a
yes.
Amen.
你不出声 我就当你答应了 阿门
野猪阿福
杰西叔叔
巴特·辛普森
摔跤手浩克·霍肯
演员乔伊·劳伦斯
What
are
you
working
on
你在写什么
A
list
of
possible
boyfriends
for
my
Cabbage
Patch
doll.
给我椰菜娃娃列的男友候选名单
How
do
you
think
Celeste
would
look
next
to
Joey
Lawrence
你觉得塞莱斯特跟乔伊·劳伦斯站一起配吗
I
don't
know
who
that
is.
我不知道他是谁
女主角由《生活大爆炸》中的艾米饰演
90年代情景喜剧《花花》
He's
Blossom's
brother.
他是花花的哥哥呀
I
don't
know
who
that
is.
我也不知道她是谁
It's
a
show.
She
wears
hats.
是个电视剧 她常戴顶帽子
Anyway
I've
been
doing
some
research
总之 我做了一些研究
and
I've
come
to
the
conclusion
that
I
don't
need
to
teach
you
anything.
得出了一个结论 就是我根本不需要教你
You
already
know
everything.
你已经什么都会了
Cool.
酷
Your
brain
already
contains
all
the
math
你的大脑已经包含
that
will
ever
be
known.
世间所有的数学了
I
heard
you
and
I
said
"cool."
我听见了 我已经说了"酷"了
Well
wouldn't
you
like
to
explore
你不想探索一下
that
great
treasure
trove
of
knowledge
这个巨大的知识宝库吗
That
depends.
What's
a
trove
看情况 宝库是什么东东
We'll
circle
back
to
that.
True
or
false
回头再解释那个 这句话对还是错
At
times
you
have
referred
to
yourself
as
being
dumb.
你有时会说自己很笨
True.
对
And
do
you
enjoy
feeling
that
way
你喜欢那种感受吗
No.
不喜欢
Well
let
me
change
that.
我能改变这点
I'm
presenting
you
with
an
opportunity
我为你提供一个机会
to
achieve
the
full
potential
of
your
mind.
能让你最大程度开发你的大脑
Are
you
gonna
do
some
experiment
where
we
switch
brains
你是不是打算做试验 让我俩换脑
No.
不是
'Cause
I've
seen
it
on
Gilligan's
Island
《盖里甘的岛》和《摩登原始人》里
and
I've
seen
it
on
The
Flintstones
都有这种试验
and
it
never
goes
well.
从来没好结果
Ooh.
Gilligan.
对了 盖里甘
Then
sings
my
soul
my
savior
God...
我灵歌唱 赞美救主我神
Oh
who
do
you
think
you're
fooling
here
你现在想骗谁呢
I
have
no
idea
what
you're
talking
about.
我不知道你在说什么
Listen
to
me.
Veronica
has
a
rough
family
situation
听着 维罗妮卡家里情况很糟
and
she's
trying
to
improve
her
life.
她努力想改善自己的人生
And
I
admire
that.
Very
inspirational.
我很敬佩她 非常鼓舞人
Georgie
小乔治
believe
me
I'm
glad
to
see
you
in
a
church
相信我 看到你去教堂我很欣慰
but
I
do
not
want
you
taking
advantage
of
that
girl.
但我不希望你占那个女孩的便宜
Taking
advantage
Veronica
and
I
are
Bible
buddies
nothing
more.
占便宜 我和她只是学圣经小伙伴 仅此而已
I'm
serious.
Right.
-我是说真的 -好吧
Maybe
you
should
ask
yourself
what's
in
you
或许你该扪心自问
that
makes
you
see
sin
in
the
hearts
of
others.
你内心有什么邪念才会觉得别人也心有邪念
Okay
now
you're
pushing
it.
你这就太过分了
Lord
Jesus
please
help
my
mother
with
her
anger.
我主耶稣 请你帮我母亲 别成天发火
Can
I
get
an
amen
No.
-你能说阿门吗 -不行
Why
do
we
need
the
camera
我们为什么需要摄像机
So
people
in
the
future
can
see
your
transformation.
这样后人就能看到你的转变了
Where
are
you
going
你要去哪
To
put
on
a
dress
for
the
future
people.
去换上裙子给后人看
Hello
people
of
the
future.
你们好 后人
My
name
is
Missy
Cooper
and
this
is
my
best
friend
Celeste.
我叫米希·库珀 这是我的挚友塞莱斯特
She's
dating
Joey
Lawrence.
她正跟乔伊·劳伦斯交往呢
You
want
to
hang
out
Saturday
周六想一起玩吗
Can't.
I
signed
up
to
get
baptized.
不行 我约好了要去受洗
Oh
yeah.
I've
been
meaning
to
do
that.
对哦 我一直想受洗来着
Well
why
don't
you
join
me
We
could
do
it
together.
不如你跟我去 我们可以一起受洗
Sure.
You
and
me
getting
double
dunked.
I
like
it.
好啊 你跟我一起泡水里 我喜欢
Can
you
imagine
afterwards
你能想象之后会怎样吗
All
of
our
sins
will
be
washed
away.
我们所有罪孽都会被洗去
Yeah
and
we
can
start
cranking
out
fresh
ones.
是啊 我们可以开始犯新的罪过了
I
just
don't
know
where
I
went
wrong.
我只是不知道哪一步做错了
Are
you
sure
your
questioning
was
skillful
你确定你的提问够高明吗
I
thought
so
but
after
two
hours
of
interrogation
我本以为够了 但询问她两小时后
all
I
could
extract
from
my
sister's
brain
我从我妹妹脑袋里挖出来的
was
that
there
was
some
sort
of
block
with
new
kids
on
it.
就只有某种印有顽童的砖块
其实是乐团"街头顽童"
Sheldon
how's
your
educational
project
going
谢尔顿 你的教育项目进行得如何
Poorly.
I've
hit
a
wall.
很不顺利 我碰壁了
Have
you
considered
B.F.
Skinner's
behavior
modification
考虑过行为主义心理学家斯金纳的行为矫正术吗
What's
that
It
uses
punishment
-那是什么 -这种疗法
and
reward
to
get
the
results
you
want.
通过使用奖罚制度来获得你想要的结果
Ooh
punishment.
I
like
the
sound
of
that.
惩罚啊 这个我一听就喜欢
In
the
right
context
so
do
I.
在合适的语境下 我也喜欢
I
took
a
real
beating
at
the
craps
table
我在掷骰子那桌输得很惨
and
then
I
won
it
all
back
playing
Caribbean
Stud
Poker.
之后又在加勒比海扑克中全赢回来了
Well
how
does
Caribbean
Stud
Poker
work
加勒比海扑克是怎么玩的
I
have
no
idea.
I
was
drunk
off
my
ass.
鬼知道 我当时醉得一塌糊涂
Way
to
go
Mom.
做得好 妈妈
Way
to
lead
a
Christian
life.
身为基督徒 这样过日子真棒
Oh
does
my
daughter
think
poorly
of
me
我女儿瞧不起我吗
Yes.
是的
Good.
I
can
die
happy.
太好了 我能含笑而终了
Hey
Mom
just
a
heads
up
I'm
getting
baptized
tomorrow.
老妈 跟你说一声 我明天要去受洗
Good
Lord.
老天
That
boy's
randiness
knows
no
bounds.
这孩子真是精虫上脑了
What
are
you
talking
about
你在说什么呢
He's
only
doing
it
他那么做
'cause
of
that
Veronica
girl.
都是为了那个叫维罗妮卡的女孩
Oh
sure.
That
makes
sense.
当然了 完全说得通
What
do
you
mean
it
makes
sense
说得通是什么意思
When
I
was
his
age
I
hitchhiked
to
Florida
我在他那般大时 曾搭便车到佛罗里达
'cause
I
had
a
friend
that
had
a
girlfriend
就因为我一朋友的女友认识一个女孩
who
knew
a
girl
who
might
be
willing.
也许愿意跟我上床
But
then
you
met
my
daughter
但之后你认识了我女儿
and
you
didn't
have
to
travel
so
far.
就不用跑那么远了
According
to
B.F.
Skinner
根据斯金纳的理论
if
I
can
find
the
appropriate
punishment
to
motivate
Missy
如果我能找到适当的惩罚来激励米希
there's
no
limit
to
what
she
might
be
able
to
learn.
她便无所不能
But
what
might
that
punishment
be
但用哪种惩罚好呢
Whip
her
with
a
rubber
hose
用橡胶软管鞭打她
No.
That
sounds
like
a
recipe
for
tendonitis.
不行 那样我估计会得肌腱炎
Administer
small
electric
shocks
用微弱的电电击她呢
Tricky.
很难办
If
I
get
the
voltage
wrong
I
could
spend
the
rest
of
my
life
如果我弄错电压了 我余生就要在
in
an
institution
for
the
criminally
insane.
精神病犯的监狱度过
Or
I
inflict
harm
on
the
object
she
loves
more
than
life
itself.
或者我把惩罚施加在她珍视超过生命的物体上
Celeste
you're
about
to
become
part
of
scientific
history.
塞莱斯特 你要成为科学历史的一部分了
All
right
everybody
welcome
to
the
1990
好了各位 欢迎来到1990年
East
Texas
Baptist
Olympics.
东德州受洗奥运会
Anyway
I
want
to
welcome
言归正传 我想要欢迎
our
little
sister
Veronica
Duncan
我们的新姐妹维罗妮卡·邓肯
who
I
will
be
dunkin'.
她马上要被我扣水里[音似邓肯]
Sorry.
抱歉
I
can't
turn
it
off.
And
I
also
want
to
welcome
我忍不住说笑 我也想欢迎
George
Cooper
who
has
recently
found
his
way
to
the
Lord.
小乔治·库珀 他最近也找到了亲近主的路
Howdy.
Praise
Jesus.
大家好 赞美耶稣
Are
you
ready
to
learn
some
advanced
calculus
你准备好来学习高级微积分了吗
Nope.
我不
Be
right
back.
马上回来
Take
your
time.
您慢慢来
Veronica
do
you
trust
in
Jesus
Christ
维罗妮卡 你愿意相信耶稣基督
as
your
personal
Lord
and
savior
成为你的上帝与救主吗
I
do.
我愿意
It's
upon
your
profession
of
faith
根据你对信仰的宣誓
that
I
baptize
you
my
sister
我将为施行洗礼 我的姐妹
in
the
name
of
the
Father
the
Son
and
the
Holy
Spirit.
Amen.
以圣父 圣子与圣灵的名义 阿门
Dang.
哇靠
All
right
let's
try
this
again.
好了 再来试一次
Would
you
be
ready
to
learn
some
advanced
calculus
你准备好来学习高级微积分
if
it
saved
Celeste's
pigtails
来拯救塞莱斯特的辫子吗
What
are
you
doing
Put
her
down.
你在干嘛 把她放下
Not
until
I
modify
your
behavior.
我矫正你的行为之前是不会放下的
In
the
name
of
the
Father
Son
and
the
Holy
Spirit.
Amen.
以圣父 圣子与圣灵的名义 阿门
Sheldon
I'm
warning
you.
谢尔顿 我警告你
Hallelujah
哈雷路亚
We
did
it
我们成功啦
Ooh
I'm
so
happy.
我好高兴啊
I
love
you.
我爱你
Is
it
working
Are
you
feeling
motivated
成功了吗 你受到激励了吗
Very.
非常
Care
to
explain
yourself
要解释一下你们的行为吗
I
was
trying
to
motivate
Missy
我当时是在试着激励米希
to
expand
her
intellectual
horizons.
来扩展她的智力
By
torturing
her
Cabbage
Patch
doll
靠虐待她的椰菜娃娃吗
Well
it's
not
like
I
shocked
her
with
electrodes
我又没有用电来电她
which
was
an
option.
Enough.
-本来这也在考虑范围里呢 -够了
To
be
clear
I
meant
to
shock
Missy
not
the
doll.
容我解释 我是指电米希 不是电娃娃
That
would
be
ineffective.
电娃娃只是白费功夫
Enough
And
you.
够了 还有你
Getting
baptized
just
to
kiss
a
girl
What
were
you
thinking
为了亲个姑娘就去受洗 你在想什么呢
Sounds
like
you
know
what
I
was
thinking.
听起来你已经知道我在想什么了啊
Well
you
are
both
grounded.
你们俩都被禁足了
Dear
Alf
I'm
your
number
one
fan.
亲爱的阿福 我是你的头号粉丝
I
like
you
because
you're
an
alien
but
you're
funny
我喜欢你是因为你虽然是外星人 但很好笑
unlike
my
brother
who's
an
alien
but
just
a
jerk.
不像我弟弟是个外星讨厌鬼
Anyway
I
hope
you're
enjoying
your
time
here
on
our
planet
总之 我希望你享受在我们星球的生活
and
have
found
things
to
eat
other
than
cats.
也找到除了猫咪以外的食物
I
recommend
chicken
nuggets.
我建议你吃鸡块
Sincerely
Missy
Cooper
age
ten.
诚挚的米希·库珀 10岁 敬上
"P.S.
My
favorite
color
is
pink.
What's
yours
"
"另外 我最喜欢的颜色是粉色 你的呢"
Ha.
What
a
cutie
pie.
真是个小可爱啊
Hey
hey
Barbara
we
got
any
more
of
those
pink
T
shirts
芭芭拉 我们还有印有我头像的
with
my
face
on
them
粉红色T恤吗
I
want
to
send
one
to
this
Missy
Cooper
kid.
我想寄一件给这个米希·库珀孩子
Oh
oh
and
get
me
some
chicken
nuggets
huh
顺便帮我弄些鸡块来吧
Hello
Anybody
out
there
有人在吗
Apparently
not.
看来没有
Barb
巴布
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