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Nobody
else
is
stronger
than
I
am
世上没人比我强壮
Yesterday
I
moved
a
mountain
昨天我移了一座山
I
bet
I
could
be
your
hero
我相信我能当你的英雄
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
Behind
every
great
scientist
在每个成功的科学家背后
there
were
often
unsung
helpers
toiling
away
in
the
background.
常常都有着协助他们的无名英雄
Presenting...
为您呈现
When
Alexander
Graham
Bell
needed
an
assistant
当亚历山大·格雷厄姆·贝尔需要协助的时候
it
was
Thomas
Augustus
Watson
是托马斯·奥古斯都·沃森
who
answered
the
call.
Get
it
接起了这个使命的"召唤" 听懂哏了没
"The
call."
"电话"
Madame
Curie's
daughter
Irene
居里夫人的女儿伊雷娜
was
also
her
lab
assistant.
也是一名实验助手
Irene
was
so
dedicated
she
died
of
radiation
poisoning.
伊雷娜潜心工作 最后甚至死于辐射中毒
Unlike
her
sister
Eve
who
selfishly
lived
to
102.
不像她妹妹艾芙 自私自利活到102岁
Lastly
Emile
Roux
was
assistant
to
Louis
Pasteur.
最后 埃米尔·鲁克斯也曾是路易·巴斯德的助手
When
they
worked
on
the
rabies
vaccine
当他们在一起研发狂犬病疫苗的时候
Roux
kept
a
loaded
gun
in
the
lab
鲁克斯在实验室里备了一把上膛的枪
to
shoot
Pasteur
in
the
head
if
he
got
infected.
好在巴斯德不幸感染病毒发疯时 一枪了结他
He
never
had
to
but
it's
fun
to
know
he
would
have.
虽然没有真需要开枪过 但知道他会也是挺有趣
No
Sheldon.
不了 谢尔顿
You
can't
be
my
lab
assistant.
你不能当我的实验助手
Maybe
you
weren't
paying
attention.
可能你刚才没有仔细听
I'll
start
over.
我重新给你说一遍
Behind
every
great
scientist
在每个伟大的科学家背后
there
was
a
dedicated
as...
都有一个潜心...
Lab
assistants
are
usually
upperclassmen.
实验助手通常都是高年级生
I
believe
I've
been
at
this
university
我觉得我在这间大学待的时间
long
enough
to
be
considered.
已经久到可以被算为高年级生了
You've
been
here
two
weeks.
你才来了两周
Hey
16
days
if
you
count
orientation.
加上新生入学日那就足足有16天了
Sheldon
there's
a
waitlist
of
students
谢尔顿 排队要抢那个位子的学生
who've
applied
for
that
position.
可是有一大串呢
I
just
can't
give
you
special
treatment.
我不能就这么给你特殊待遇
Not
with
that
attitude.
要想成 你得改改态度
Tell
you
what
I'll
think
about
it.
不然这样吧 我再好好考虑一番
Should
I
come
back
or
should
I
wait
那我是之后再回来 还是在这等你想
Come
back.
I'll
wait.
-之后再回来吧 -我在这等吧
I
thought
about
it.
No.
我想完了 不要
You
think
Judge
Wapner
and
Rusty
the
bailiff
你觉得剧里的法官跟法警
are
friends
in
real
life
现实生活中是朋友吗
Yeah.
肯定是
You
can't
fake
that
kind
of
chemistry.
他们那种默契肯定不是靠演的
I'm
flying
我飞起来啦
There
you
are
Where
have
you
been
你在这里啊 你之前都上哪去了
We've
been
waiting
for
you.
What
is
this
-我们等你好久了 -这是什么鬼
That's
the
exercise
guy
Meemaw
likes.
是姥姥喜欢看的那个健身男
Sweatin'
to
the
Oldies
2...
《老人飙汗》第二集
I
can't
believe
anyone
pays
money
to
watch
old
people
sweat.
真不敢相信有人愿意付钱看老人流汗
40
bucks
40块吗
They
sold
over
a
million
of
those
他们居然卖掉超过百万份了吗
At
40
bucks
a
pop
居然要40块一份吗
Do
you
know
how
much
money
that
must
be
你知道那样是多少钱吗
I'm
not
a
calculator.
我又不是计算机
40
X
1000000
40 times... one million.
That's
40
million
那是4千万啊
And
then
he
said
he
wouldn't
give
me
special
treatment.
然后他说他不愿意给我特别待遇
I
think
what
he
said
is
everybody
should
be
treated
equally.
我想他的意思是他应该一视同仁
I'm
sorry
is
this
Russia
抱歉 我们这里是苏联吗
Should
we
get
in
line
for
bread
我们要不要去排队领面包啊
It's
his
lab
Sheldon.
He
can
do
what
he
wants.
谢尔顿 人家的实验室人家说了算
I've
got
it.
我知道了
Dr.
Linkletter
likes
you.
林克莱特博士喜欢你
You
go
on
a
date
with
him
and
when
he
tries
to
kiss
you
你跟他去约会 趁他想要亲你的时候
say
you'll
do
it
but
only
if
he
gives
me
the
job.
提出他如果愿意给我名额 就同意亲他
I'm
gonna
ask
you
to
think
hard
about
what
you
just
said.
年轻人 你再重新想想你刚才说了什么鬼话
What
I
want
something
he
wants
something
怎么 我有目的 他也有目的
seems
like
a
win
win.
最后我们双赢啊
Not
for
me.
但老娘没赢到啊
You
get
a
free
dinner.
你免费蹭到了一顿晚餐啊
Make
him
take
you
someplace
nice.
让他带你去高档的好地方
Ooh
maybe
Sizzler.
Sheldon.
-要不去时时乐自助餐吧 -谢尔顿
What
are
you
doing
你在做什么
Gonna
make
an
exercise
video.
我要来拍健身录像
Why
为什么
If
Richard
Simmons
could
make
40
million
bucks
如果理查德·西蒙斯都能赚到4千万
think
how
much
I
could
make
with
my
face.
你想想我这脸蛋能赚到多少钱
What's
your
face
got
to
do
with
it
你的脸蛋跟这事有什么关系
What
do
you
mean
I'm
gorgeous
ask
anybody.
什么意思 我很帅好吗 你出去打听打听
Since
my
meemaw
was
being
stingy
with
her
love
由于我姥姥要当个爱情小气鬼
I
had
to
find
another
way
我只好另寻他路
to
change
Dr.
Linkletter's
mind.
来改变林克莱特博士的想法
I
decided
to
treat
this
like
a
science
experiment
我决定把这件事当成一个科学实验
test
various
methods
of
persuasion
测试多种不同的说服方式
to
determine
which
was
the
most
effective.
来判定哪一种效果最为拔群
Dr.
Linkletter
I
was
talking
to
the
other
physics
professors
林克莱特博士 我刚才在跟其他几个物理教授聊天
and
they
think
you
having
an
11
year
old
lab
assistant
他们都觉得如果你有一个11岁的实验助手
would
be
neat.
No.
-绝对会很赞 -不要
Don't
you
want
your
peers
to
think
you're
cool
你难道不希望你的同事觉得你很酷吗
No.
I
would.
-不想 -我就会想
No.
不了
Dr.
Linkletter
林克莱特博士
What
干嘛
If
you
look
in
your
drawer
如果你看看你的抽屉里
you'll
find
a
little
something.
你会发现好东西
I
hope
you
like
peanut
butter
cookies.
希望你会喜欢花生酱饼干
This
isn't
going
to
change
my
mind.
这也不会令我改变主意
You
sure
Yes.
-你确定吗 -确定
Then
give
them
back
they're
my
favorite.
那你还我 这可是我最爱的饼干
Say
yes.
答应吧
No.
Yes.
-不要 -你要
No.
Yes.
-不要 -你要
No.
HIja.
-不要 -赫拉和
What
什么
That's
"Yes"
in
Klingon.
那是克林贡语的"好"
How
do
you
say
"No"
in
Klingon
那克林贡语的"不好"怎么说
Qo'.
"扣"
Qo'
"扣"
I
overheard
some
of
your
other
candidates
我听到你的其他候选人
talking
about
marijuana.
在聊大麻的事情
I
don't
care.
我不在乎
Well
you
should.
你应该在意啊
I
think
they
plan
on
smoking
it.
他们好像在计划抽两管
You
know
what
What
-你知道吗 -知道什么
I
was
just
admiring
your
posture.
我在赞叹你的体态
You're
not
all
hunched
over
like
most
people
your
age.
你不像你的同龄人那般弯腰驼背
So
most
people
think
you
need
expensive
machines
to
work
out
很多人觉得自己要有昂贵的器材才能健身
but
I
just
use
free
weights.
但我都是举免费的铁
To
be
clear
they
ain't
free.
You
got
to
buy
them.
我澄清一下 不是真的免费 还是得先买回家
Are
you
watching
yourself
work
out
你在看自己健身吗
I
made
an
exercise
video.
我录了一卷健身录像带
Why
为什么
To
sell.
来卖啊
That's
very
important.
这点很重要
Next
we're
gonna
do
curls.
接下来我们得做弯举动作
'Cause
like
I
always
say
就像我的那句名言
curls
get
the
girls.
"弯举做得好 泡妞没烦恼"
Oh
Lord.
What
-我的老天啊 -怎么了
People
like
it
when
things
rhyme.
大家就喜欢押韵的标语好吗
Hello
哪位
Can
I
be
your
lab
assistant
我能当你的实验助手吗
What
time
is
it
现在几点
That's
not
a
no.
你没有拒绝
If
I
say
yes
will
you
please
stop
hounding
me
如果我答应你 你可以别烦我了吗
Absolutely.
Fine.
-当然 -行
You
win.
Good
night.
你赢了 晚安
Just
out
of
scientific
curiosity
请满足一下我科学上的好奇心
were
you
persuaded
by
the
disorienting
nature
我是靠着趁你迷迷糊糊 晕头转向时
of
this
late
night
phone
call
打来的这通深夜电话
or
by
the
cumulative
weight
of
my
relentlessness
还是靠着我死缠烂打堆积的精神压力说服了你
That
one.
后者
I
learned
an
important
lesson
that
night.
那天晚上我学到了十分宝贵的一课
When
you
want
something
如果你想要某一个事物
relentlessly
annoying
is
your
road
to
victory.
当个死缠烂打的烦人精是获胜的不二法门
How
may
I
assist
you
today
Follow
me.
-今天我有何能替你效劳呢 -跟我来
Should
I
look
over
your
notes
要看过一遍你的笔记吗
Would
you
like
me
to
double
check
your
math
还是要我检查一下你的运算过程
See
these
bolts
看到这些螺丝了吗
Scrub
the
grease
off.
把上面的油脂刷掉
But
there's
hundreds
of
them.
Yes.
-这里有几百个螺丝耶 -没错
That's
where
you
come
in.
所以才要你来做啊
Surely
there's
a
better
use
of
my
intellect.
Son
-一定有更能发挥我聪明才智的地方吧 -崽啊
we're
building
a
solar
neutrino
detector.
我们要搭建一个太阳中微子探测器
If
you
don't
want
the
job
there's
the
door.
如果你不想做这工作 门就在那里
No
I
want
it.
我愿意
Good
man.
好小伙
Although
that
door
does
look
tempting.
不过那扇门现在看起来好诱人啊
So
I
could
really
use
your
help
我真的很需要您的帮忙
making
it
look
more
professional.
来让这影片看起来更专业
Like
adding
a
little
you
know...
就是加入一点... 你懂吧
I
think
the
word
you're
looking
for
is
"Pizazz."
我想你要说的词是"魅力"
Exactly.
So
you'll
do
it
没错 那你愿意帮忙吗
Well
I'm
flattered
that
you
would
ask
你会想到来请我帮忙我很高兴
but
exercise
videos...
可是健身录像嘛...
That's
not
really
what
I
do.
不是我的领域
But
I've
seen
you
on
TV.
可是我看过你拍电视广告啊
I'm
soft
and
firm
in
all
the
right
places.
我浑身上下软硬适中
You've
been
in
plays.
你也拍过舞台剧
It's
all
right
Molly.
没事了 茉莉
Annie's
here.
安妮来了
Don't
forget
my
modeling
work.
别忘了我也当过平面模特
But
I
have
a
reputation.
但我也是有名声的人
When
people
hear
the
name
Gene
Lundy
当人们听到吉恩·伦迪这名字
they
expect
quality.
他们会期待有档次
They
expect
showmanship.
有表现力
They
expect
me
to
get
paid.
也会期待我能获得酬劳
Oh
I'm
gonna
pay
you.
我会付你钱啊
Let's
make
an
exercise
video
那开始合作拍健身录像吧
While
not
the
lab
work
I
hoped
to
be
doing
虽然不是我期待中的实验室工作
it
did
feel
good
to
be
part
of
an
actual
experiment.
但能参与真正实验中的一部分还是很棒的
A
tedious
menial
part
非常微不足道的一部分
that
could
be
performed
by
a
monkey.
连一只猴子都能做的部分
Or
worse
an
engineer.
不对 是连工程师都能做
Here
you
go.
给
473
grease
free
bolts.
473个无油脂螺丝
Excellent.
Now
what
-太棒啦 -现在呢
How
about
I
help
you
design
不如让我来帮忙你设计
an
even
better
solar
neutrino
detector
一个更好的太阳中微子探测器吧
Actually
what
I
need
you
to
do
is...
其实我接下来需要你帮忙的事情是
take
this
grease
and
put
it
on
these
bolts.
把这罐油抹到这些螺丝上
But
I
just
took
the
grease
off
the
bolts.
但我刚刚才把油给刷掉啊
That
was
the
wrong
grease.
之前那种不对所以让你刷掉
This
is
the
right
grease.
Have
at
it.
这种油脂才是正确的 抹个愉快
If
this
is
some
kind
of
test
to
get
me
to
quit
如果你是故意在刁难我好让我退出
it's
not
going
to
work.
这招是不会有效的
I
don't
know
what
you
were
expecting
我不知道你本来有什么期待
but
this
is
a
menial
job.
但这工作本来就很琐碎
After
this
I
need
you
to
sort
a
crate
of
resistors
抹完之后 我还要你去给电阻器分类
strip
a
case
of
wire
and
then
sweep
up.
再去剥一箱线路 完了再扫地
Then
I
quit.
那我退出
Now
I
like
the
idea
of
an
exercise
video.
我很喜欢你拍健身录像这点子
I'm
just
not
sure
that
weight
lifting
is
the
way
to
go.
但我不确定举铁是不是最佳的呈现方式
Why
not
哪里不好
It's
low
energy.
You
know
很没有活力啊 你懂吧
We
don't
want
a
one
man
show.
我们不想拍独角戏
We
want
Starlight
Express.
是要《星光列车》
I
don't
know
what
that
is.
我不知道那是什么
You'd
love
it.
Andrew
Lloyd
Webber
你会喜欢的 是安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯的作品
people
on
roller
skates.
大家溜着旱冰鞋
That's
a
thought.
Skater
cise.
这主意不错 溜冰健身
Do
you...
do
you
skate
你... 你溜冰吗
No.
不啊
Too
bad.
真不巧
You
sure
I
can't
just
lift
weights
你确定我不能举举铁就完事吗
Aerobics
is
the
way
to
go.
有氧健美操才是最棒的选择
It's
got
music.
It's
got
energy.
有音乐 又有活力
It's
got
what
还有什么呢
Pizazz
Bingo
-魅力吗 -正解
Now
hear
me
out.
你听我说说
We
surround
you
with
a
bunch
of
dancing
girls.
让几个热舞女孩包围着你
No
even
better.
不 再更进一步
The
Dallas
Cowboy
Cheerleaders.
找达拉斯牛仔队的拉拉队员
If
that's
what
"pizazz"
means
I
like
it.
如果"魅力"就是这个意思 哥喜欢
Of
course
to
do
this
right
当然了 想做到位
we
are
gonna
need
some
financing.
我们需要资金
What
does
your
father
do
for
a
living
你父亲是做什么工作的
He's
a
coach
here
at
the
school.
他在本校担任教练
Oof.
没戏了
I
know
somebody
who's
got
money.
我知道谁有钱
What
do
you
two
want
你俩想干嘛
What
we
want
is
to
make
you
rich.
我们想带你发财
Oh
God.
老天
What
do
you
mean
you
quit
It
was
beneath
me.
-你辞职了是什么意思 -干这个有失我身份
You
need
to
learn
there's
nothing
wrong
with
a
little
hard
work.
你得认识到 辛苦工作没什么不好的
Hard
work
is
calculating
neutrino
properties
计算中微子性质 精确到百分之一
to
one
percent
accuracy.
才叫辛苦工作
Anyone
can
wash
bolts.
洗螺丝谁都会啊
You
begged
him
for
that
job.
是你求他给你那份工作的
I
assumed
he'd
realize
the
value
of
my
intellect
我以为他会认识到我过人智商的价值
and
put
it
to
good
use.
好好利用一番
Hang
on.
等一下
You
made
a
commitment.
你做出过承诺的
When
you
say
you're
gonna
do
something
you
do
it.
自己说过要做的事 就得贯彻到底
Well
he
could
find
someone
else.
他可以找别人
Doesn't
matter.
那不重要
This
is
about
you
being
a
man
of
your
word.
重点在于你身为男人必须言而有信
I
wanted
to
point
out
that
I
couldn't
be
a
man
of
my
word
我本来想指出 我不是男人又怎么言而有信
since
I
hadn't
hit
puberty
but
he
seemed
pretty
grouchy.
我都还没步入青春期 但看他表情还是算了吧
You
know
how
you
love
你不是很喜欢
those
Richard
Simmons
tapes
那些理查德·西蒙斯健身录像带吗
Yeah.
Well
what
if
I
told
you
-是啊 -如果我告诉你
we
have
the
next
big
thing
in
home
fitness
videos.
我们手上有下一个爆红家庭健身录像呢
Mm.
And
what
kind
of
thing
would
that
be
是什么内容的
"Cowboy
aerobics."
"牛仔健美操"
Yee
haw.
呀呼
It's
like
um
差不多是
Sweatin'
to
the
Oldies
with
a
little
bit
of
Southern
swagger.
《老人飙汗》再加点南方风味
Cool
huh
很酷 对吧
So
are
y'all
just
trying
to
sell
me
an
aerobics
tape
所以你们是想给我推销一部健美操录像吗
No.
不是
No
not
at
all.
不是那么回事
We
want
you
to
give
us
money
to
make
them.
我们是想让你白给我们钱拍一部
"Invest."
He...
he
means
invest.
"投资" 他是指投资啦
And
who
would
be
uh
starring
in
this
video
那这录像由谁主演呢
Me.
在下
That's
ridiculous.
真是天大的笑话
And
Richard
Simmons
ain't
ridiculous
理查德·西蒙斯就不可笑吗
Well
now
the
young
man
does
have
a
point.
这年轻人说的倒是有理有据
Yeah
maybe
on
his
head.
我看他是脑子有洞
Look
you're
not
getting
my
money.
听着 老娘是不会给你们钱的
Well
you
are
passing
a
a
once
in
a
lifetime
opportunity.
你这是放弃掉一生难求的好机会啊
And
how
much
lifetime
do
you
have
left
你想想 你这辈子还能活多久
That's
not
helping.
这话是帮倒忙
No.
没门
All
right
fair
enough.
好吧 行
Thank
you
for
hearing
us
out.
谢谢你听我们说完
If
you
have
a
change
of
heart
you
let
us
know.
如果你改变主意了 就告诉我们
Screw
that.
老子不服
My
whole
life
从我记事开始
I've
seen
you
bet
on
football
games
我见过你无数次赌橄榄球赛
throw
away
all
kinds
of
money
at
the
track.
把钱扔进赛马场这个无底洞
If
you
want
to
gamble
on
something
如果你想打赌碰运气
why
can't
it
be
on
your
own
grandson
为什么不能押在你外孙身上呢
How
much
money
you
need
你们需要多少钱
Well
now
um...
这个嘛
how
much
money
did
you
bet
on
football
last
year
你去年花了多少钱赌橄榄球
Well
you're
not
getting
that
much.
你们别想拿到那么多
Hello
喂
Dr.
Linkletter
林克莱特博士
Sheldon
Cooper.
我是谢尔顿·库珀
I'm
calling
to
apologize.
I
shouldn't
have
quit.
我打来向你道歉 我不该辞职的
I
made
a
commitment
and
I
need
to
see
it
through.
我做出过承诺 我得坚持到底
I
appreciate
that
but
there's
no
need.
谢谢你 但没这必要
There
is.
It's
important
to
me
as
well
as
my
father.
有必要 这对我和我父亲都很重要
Fine.
Excellent.
-那好吧 -很好
Don't
worry
I
won't
overstep
my
bounds.
别担心 我不会越界的
I
give
you
my
word
as
a
Texan.
我以德州人身份向你保证
Great.
And
a
man.
-很好 -还有男人身份
Very
good.
Well
a
future
man.
-好极了 -好吧 是未来的男人
At
present
my
hormones
and
body
hair
aren't
exactly
目前 我的荷尔蒙和体毛还未完全达到
what
you'd
call...
Good
night.
-所谓的... -晚安
The
next
day
I
returned
to
my
role
第二天我精神抖擞地
as
lab
assistant
with
renewed
vigor.
回归到实验助手角色
Bolts
were
greased
螺丝上过油了
wires
were
stripped
电线外皮被剥掉了
floors
were
swept
all
with
a
smile.
地也扫干净了 我全程面带微笑
It
was
a
forced
smile
虽说是强挤出的笑
but
you'd
never
know.
但你绝对看不出来
I
must
say
Sheldon
I'm
impressed.
我必须说 谢尔顿 你让我刮目相看
I
gave
you
my
word
and
I'm
standing
by
it.
我答应过你的 我就会守信
Well
I
know
it's
not
glamorous
我知道这工作没什么吸引力
but
all
scientists
pay
their
dues.
但所有科学家都吃过苦
And
I'm
happy
to
do
it.
我很乐意吃苦
Good
man.
I
understand
my
role
here.
-好小伙 -我很清楚自己在这的身份
In
fact
I
noticed
a
flaw
in
your
reaction
rates
事实上 我注意到你的反应速率有错误
but
I
kept
it
to
myself
because
I
know
my
place.
但我绝口不提 因为我懂得守本分
You
really
think
there's
a
flaw
Oh
yes.
-你真认为有错 -是啊
What
is
it
是什么错
I
appreciate
you
testing
me
感谢你测试我
but
I'm
not
going
to
crack.
但我不会屈服的
I'm
not
testing
you.
我没在测试你
Nice
try.
演技挺好
So
when
are
we
gonna
shoot
this
thing
我们什么时候开始拍这个
Slow
down
now.
别着急啊
We've
got
to
plan
out.
我们得好好计划
You
know
costumes
choreography
music.
服装啊 编舞啊 音乐啊
Let's
start
with
the
set.
先从布景开始
Now
I
was
thinking...
我在考虑
an
Oklahoma
theme.
做成音乐剧《俄克拉荷马》主题
Hay
bales
saloon
door
干草捆 酒吧门
maybe
a
surrey
with
a
fringe
on
top.
也许再来辆顶上带流苏的四轮马车
A
what
with
a
what
什么鬼东西
Oh
you
know.
就是那首
Chicks
and
ducks
and
geese
better
scurry
小鸡小鸭小鹅快让路
When
I
take
you
out
in
my
surrey
我驾驶四轮马车带你出游
When
I
take
you
out
in
my
surrey
with
the
fringe
我驾驶顶上带流苏的四轮马车带你出游
Okay
forget
Oklahoma.
好吧 忘了《俄克拉荷马》
Done.
已忘
In
an
effort
to
find
out
the
mistake
in
his
experimental
design
为了找出他实验设计中的错误
Dr.
Linkletter
performed
his
own
experiment
on
me.
林克莱特博士在我身上进行了实验
You
know
Sheldon
I
don't
even
care
if
you
tell
me
the
error.
谢尔顿 我根本不在乎你告不告诉我错在哪了
In
fact
I'd
rather
you
keep
it
to
yourself.
事实上 我宁可你不说出来
All
right.
好啊
Yeah.
行吧
I
got
you
a
little
something
for
all
your
hard
work.
我准备了一份小礼物 感谢你的辛苦付出
It's
about
a
little
boy
who
doesn't
let
being
dead
这本书讲的是一个小男孩不让死亡
stop
him
from
having
fun.
阻止他找乐子
Thanks.
谢了
Now
that
I've
given
you
something
我送你礼物了
perhaps
you
want
to
reciprocate.
或许你想回送我什么以示答谢
Sure.
You
can
have
this.
I
don't
want
it.
好啊 这个给你 我不想要
Hello
喂
Uh
may
I
speak
with
Sheldon
我想找谢尔顿
It's
the
middle
of
the
night.
Who
the
hell
is
this
三更半夜的 你谁啊
Uh
wrong
number.
打错了
All
right.
好了
Let's
try
it
again.
再来一遍
Last
night...
昨晚...
I'm
sorry
are
are
we
galloping
or
are
we
doing
double
Dutch
抱歉 你是在骑马飞驰还是跳绳
You
got
to
get
your
hips
into
it
All
right
你得把胯扭起来 知道吗
Yeah
you
get
your
rope
you
get
your
hip.
举起绳子 摆起小胯
We
can
gallop
up
we
can
gallop
back.
我们可以往前冲 也可以往后退
We're
lassoing
and
galloping
我们骑着马儿挥舞着套索
around
the
corral.
在畜栏里飞驰
Excuse
me.
打扰一下
We
need
to
talk.
我们得谈谈
Can
it
wait
你能等会吗
I'm
trying
to
turn
your
grandson
here
我正在把你外孙调教成
into
the
Richard
Simmons
of
the
Wild
West.
狂野西部的理查德·西蒙斯
No
it
can't.
I
took
a
look
at
this
contract
you
sent
over.
等不了 我看了一下你发来的合同
Oh
well
that's
just
boilerplate
legalese.
那就是些样板法律术语
I
wouldn't
even
read
that.
我连看都懒得看
Too
late.
I
couldn't
help
but
notice
太迟了 我不禁注意到
you're
taking
80%
of
the
profits.
80%的利润归你
80%
Eighty percent?
Well
in
case
no
one
has
noticed
以防没人注意到
I'm
doing
most
of
the
work
here.
大部分工作都是我干的
But
it
was
all
my
idea.
但这全是我的创意
Your
idea
was
lifting
weights
in
some
dingy
garage.
你的创意不过是在昏暗车库里举重物
Cowboy
aerobics
was
hatched
in
this
egg
right
here.
牛仔健美操是在哥这颗大脑鸡蛋里孵化出来的
But
it's
my
face.
但露脸的是我啊
And
my
money.
花的是老娘的钱
And
my
apologies
我道歉
but
20%
is
all
you're
getting.
但你只能分到20%
Unbelievable.
难以置信
Excuse
me.
不好意思
I've
done
all
the
choreography.
所有舞蹈都是我编排的
I
designed
the
sets.
布景也是我设计的
I
I
made
the
costumes
by
hand.
连服装都是我手工制作的
You
think
you
can
find
sequined
chaps
in
a
mall
你以为商场里有卖亮片皮套裤吗
No
you
cannot.
才没有
And
they
give
you
quite
the
look
when
you
ask.
而且问店员的话还会被当变态看待
Come
on
let's
get
out
of
here.
我们走吧
Oh
fine
go
ahead.
好啊 走就走
And
we're
gonna
make
our
own
exercise
video
without
you.
我们会自己制作一个健身录像 不带你
No
we're
not.
并不会
No
we're
not
并不会
And
they
call
me
dramatic.
他们还说我是戏精呢
The
next
day
Dr.
Linkletter
ran
his
experiment.
第二天 林克莱特博士做了实验
I'm
proud
to
say
I
never
broke
my
word
我能自豪地说 我始终没食言
and
he
eventually
figured
out
the
problem.
他最后还是明白问题出在哪了
Fire
着火了
Fire
着火了
Fire
着火了
Was
it
too
much
oxygen
in
the
reagents
试剂里是不是含太多氧了
See
You
didn't
need
my
help
after
all.
瞧 你根本不需要我帮忙
Mr.
Lundy
was
undeterred.
伦迪先生并没有气馁
He
sought
out
new
investors
and
new
talent
他寻找新投资者和新人才
to
bring
cowboy
aerobics
to
life.
意图让牛仔健美操问世
You've
got
the
look.
你外表够英俊了
You've
got
the
physique.
体格也够健壮
If
if
we
could
secure
a
star
of
your
caliber
如果我们能找到你这种水准的主角
it
would
really
put
us
on
the
map.
定能一举成名
I
do
look
good
in
a
cowboy
hat.
我戴牛仔帽的确很帅气
You
look
good
in
everything.
你穿什么都好看
Come
on
Mr.
Hasselhoff.
拜托啦 哈塞尔霍夫先生
Call
me
The
Hoff.
叫我阿霍就好
Okay
The
Hoff.
好的 阿霍
So
what
do
you
say
那么 你意下如何
Well
I've
conquered
television
music.
我已经征服了电视界和音乐界
I
don't
see
why
I
couldn't
add
exercise
videos
to
my
empire.
将健身录像也收归我事业帝国中 有何不可
So
you'll
do
it
这么说你愿意加入了
You
got
The
Hoff
阿霍任你差遣
Hot
damn
I
got
The
Hoff
我去 阿霍任我差遣
By
by
any
chance
你会不会
do
you
know
what
size
chaps
you
wear
碰巧知道你穿什么尺码的皮套裤
Oh.
I
got
my
own.
我自己就有
Of
course
you
do.
当然了
All
right
buckaroos
it's
time
for
cowboy
aerobics
with...
好了牛仔们 该和他一起跳健美操啦
David
Hasselhoff
David
Hasselhoff
-大卫·哈塞尔霍夫 -大卫·哈塞尔霍夫
Who's
ready
to
rustle
up
some
muscles
谁准备好锻炼肌肉了
Let's
saddle
up
and
ride.
备好马 我们甩鞭飞驰吧
Thanks
to
The
Hoff
多亏了阿霍
the
video
was
a
smashing
success.
那录像大获成功
Who
wants
a
beach
body
like
the
ones
on
Baywatch
谁想要《海滩游侠》里那种横陈沙滩的健美身材
Which
I'm
also
in.
Check
your
local
listings.
我也出演了这电影 查查你们当地的上映信息
Unfortunately
只可惜
Mr.
Lundy
put
all
his
profits
伦迪先生把他全部利润
into
a
musical
about
his
life
entitled
都投进了一部关于他生平的音乐剧 标题是
Live
Laugh
Lundy.
《生活 大笑 伦迪》
He
is
poor
to
this
day.
他到今天都还是穷光蛋
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