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Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Your brother's gonna have a baby

你们的哥哥要有孩子了

Are they getting married

他们要结婚吗

It would be better for them and better for the baby

这对他们还有对宝宝都比较好

And better for you

对你也好

so your church friends don't get bent out of shape

这样你教会的朋友也不会发神经病

If you ever need anything call me

有任何需要都可以找我

I've already been through this with my daughter so

这种事我已经在我女儿身上经历过了

I know how to do it wrong

所以我清楚哪些错误点得避开

Thanks

谢了

I'm worried that if he doesn't marry this girl

我还担心如果他不娶这女孩

the congregation's gonna turn on me

教堂会众会对我开炮

Hey Joan

你好琼

I just wanted to make sure that

我就想确认一下

you knew Bible study was today

你记得今天有读经会吧

Susan just making sure everything's okay

苏珊我打来是想问问你们没事吧

since you're not at Bible study

因为你今天没来读经会

Of course No problem

当然了没事

I understand

我能理解

Hey it's Mary

我是玛丽

Do you have time to talk

你有时间聊聊吗

For you always

只要你需要我随时奉陪

Hey Hi

-给你 -你来啦

Thank you for meeting with me No problem

-谢谢你跟我碰面 -小意思

I got you coffee You seemed upset so donut holes

我给你带了咖啡还另外买了甜甜圈球安慰你

Which I love if you don't want them

你要不想吃我很乐意吃

I'm good with coffee Okay

-咖啡就可以了 -行

So what's going on

所以发生什么啦

Well

就是

all the things that I was afraid of are happening

我担心的所有情况全都发生了

Ever since word got out about Georgie

打从小乔治的事情传出去

everyone at my Bible study canceled

大家都取消来读经会了

Well first of all that sucks and I'm sorry

首先呢这情况我真是太为你难过了

I also can't say I'm surprised

但我也不意外啦

This is the part of religion I don't like

我也不喜欢这宗教的这部分

I know Georgie made a mistake

我知道小乔治犯了错误

but I thought as Christians we're supposed to forgive

但我想我们基督徒不应该要有原谅的心吗

Well I'm gonna ask you a tricky question

那我要问你个难题

If this were happening to someone else in the congregation

如果同样的事情发生在教会里的别人身上

how would you respond

你又会做什么反应呢

Good choice

好选择

That'll help

吃了心情能好点

What's going on

怎么了

What's going on is people are talking about my brother

没什么就是有些小人在我背后

behind my back instead of saying it to my face

说我哥坏话没种在我面前说

She's talking about Georgie not me

她是在说小乔治不是我

People talk about me behind my back

别人也在我背后议论我

but it's about how smart I am

不过都是说我有多聪明

I'll say it to your face

我敢当你面说

Your brother's going to hell

你哥肯定要下地狱

No he's not

他才不会

Primarily because hell isn't real

主要是因为地狱并不存在

My mom said they should kick your whole family out of the church

我妈妈说我们应该踢你们一家出教会

How about I kick your ass

我一脚踢死你如何

I'd like to see you try

有种你来啊

How about I help her

我也来帮她如何

How about I go get Pastor Rob

我去找罗伯牧师

Say one more thing about my family and see what happens

你再多说我家人一句我就让你知道厉害

Y'all are white trash

一家下等垃圾白人

Whoa what's going on here

发生什么事啦

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

年

少

谢尔顿

Pastor Rob should be here any minute

罗伯牧师应该马上就到了

Maybe if he was in the classroom when he was supposed to be

如果他尽忠职守没乱跑出教室

none of this would've happened

或许就不会发生

You can't blame him for Missy punching someone

米希打人你不能赖给他吧

If he was there to shut that kid up Missy wouldn't have had to

他有及时让那孩子闭嘴米希也就不用出手了

Sunday school is no place for violence

主日学校不容许暴力存在

The boy's parents are very upset

那男孩的父母非常火大

Yeah well so am I

我也很不爽啊

Sorry I'm late

抱歉我来迟了

您好

I'm Rob Nice to meet you

我叫罗伯幸会

Wish it were under better circumstances

真希望不是在这种情况下认识

Oh that's right you haven't met

对哦你们还没打过照面

No But I've seen you around

是还没但我没少看到你

So shall we get to the business at hand

我们要开始来处理问题了吗

Obviously we're

当然我们

mortified by Missy's behavior

也对米希的行为感到很不好意思

Even though it sounds like that punk had it coming

虽然感觉那死小鬼挺欠揍的

While his words were out of line

他说的话是过分了

it brings us to the bigger issue

这就得提到更大的问题

which is

那就是

people are talking about Georgie

大家开始在谈论小乔治的事了

Bunch of holy rollers with no lives

一帮多管闲事的疯教徒

Well we are a tight knit community

我们这里是关系很紧密的社群

and sometimes that means what happens to one of us

这就表示一个人发生的事

affects all of us

会影响到所有人

Whether it's their business or not

不管这关不关他们的事

A As Pastor Rob helped me realize

就如罗伯牧师开导我的

if I were in their shoes I would have been judgmental myself

如果大家立场对换我或许也会在背后说三道四

Well it's a mess and something needs to be done

这事的确棘手而且需要立刻处理

I'm glad to hear you say that because

我很高兴听到你这么说因为我在想

I was thinking that maybe you could give a sermon

或许您可以在布道会上

reminding the congregation what Jesus said about

提醒各位教众有关耶稣基督对于

um judgment and forgiveness

批判别人与原谅的一些教导

Make it a teaching moment I like it

转危机为教育机会我喜欢

That's a way to go

这也是一种做法

But I was thinking

但我心里在想的是

you've got a lot going on right now

你现在手头上有很多事

Maybe take some time off focus on things at home

或许休息一段时间好好处理家里的事

Hold on Are you firing her

等等你是要炒了她吗

No no just a little leave of absence

没没没只是去休个假

till things settle down

等风波过去了再说

Is that really necessary I believe it is

-有必要这样吗 -我觉得有

As leaders of this church

作为带领教会的人

we are held to a higher standard

我们得遵守比别人更高的标准

Are you asking us to leave the church

你是想请我们离开教会吗

Of course not

当然不是

Y'all talk a big game about community and then

你们这些人平常满嘴社群一家人

you just turn your back when things get a little messy

一旦有什么事立刻自扫门前雪

Okay let's just take a breath

好啦大家冷静一下

You do that We're leaving Come on Mary

您慢冷我们要走了走吧玛丽

George let's talk this through

乔治我们好好谈嘛

I've heard enough

我听够这些鬼话了

I'll be in the truck

我到车上等你

There must be another way

一定有别的办法吧

It's all right I'll um

没事的我会

clean out my office

把办公室的东西收拾带走

青豆

Movies lie Punching people hurts

电影都是骗人的揍人好痛

Try being the punchee

你试试当挨揍的那个

What happened to you

你这是怎么了

Nothing

没什么

She punched a boy in the face at Sunday school

她在主日学校揍了一个男生

Why

为什么

He was saying crap about our family

他说我们家坏话

Is this about me and Mandy

是关于我和曼蒂的吗

Yeah

是啦

You can't go around hitting people

你不能到处揍人

I had to do something

我总得做些什么啊

Me too What did you do

-我也是 -你做了什么

I ran and told the nearest adult

我跑去跟身边最近的大人告状

I don't want you getting in trouble for me

我不希望你为了我惹上麻烦

But Danny says you're going to hell

但丹尼说你会下地狱

I'm there now

我现在就身处地狱了

Promise me

答应我

Fine

好吧

And I know you ain't hitting nobody

我知道你不会动手打人

You are correct sir

你说得很对先生

Can we talk

我们能谈谈吗

Of course Come in

当然进来吧

So I told my folks about the baby

我跟爸妈说了孩子的事

And

怎么样

They told me I'm on my own

他们说我只能靠自己

They want nothing to do with me

他们不想和我有任何瓜葛

Sorry

我很遗憾

Give it a minute they still might come around

再等等看吧他们仍有可能回心转意

I didn't even get to the part where the father's 17 years old

我都还没来得及说孩子爹只有17岁

Something fun for next time

那下次还有好玩的猛料可爆

Just join a new church Mary

加入个新教会就好了玛丽

We're not joining another church

我们不能加入别的教会

Seriously After what we just went through

你认真的吗我们刚才被那样羞辱

you want to go back there

你还想回去

I don't know

我不知道

If we're switching religions may I recommend Judaism

如果我们要改变信仰我想推荐犹太教

Why

为什么

Both William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy are Jewish

因为《星际旅行》柯克舰长和史波克的演员都是犹太裔

那又怎样

Isn't that enough

这理由还不足够吗

When Mary told me she was pregnant

当初玛丽告诉我她怀孕时

I reacted pretty much the same way that your folks did

我的反应跟你父母差不多

Not my finest moment

我现在感到惭愧

Let me guess they got married

我猜猜他们结婚后

and suddenly you were okay with it Hell no

-你就突然接受了 -当然不是

I didn't want my daughter to marry

我才不想我女儿嫁给

that fat dumbass

那个又蠢又肥的男人

I shouldn't have said that

我不该这么说他的

He got fat later I'd laugh

-他是后来才发胖的 -我本来想笑

but my mom gained 70 pounds

但想到我妈生完我弟

when she had my little brother

肥了32公斤后我就笑不出来了

But I'll tell you something

不过我跟你说

Georgie's gonna be there for you

小乔治会陪在你身边的

whether you like it or not

不管你喜不喜欢

You may not know but your feet are gonna swell up

你可能不知道你的脚会水肿

And your boobs

奶子也会胀大

I'll rub whatever you need rubbed

你需要被按摩的部位我会好好地又按又摸

I'm getting that impression

我有意识到

What are you doing

你在干什么

Go to your room She's fine Mary

-回你房间去 -别骂她玛丽

She needs to be punished

她得受到惩罚

For what sticking up for us

因为她维护我们吗

She punched a boy in church

她在教会揍了一个男孩

I'll just go to my room

我回房间行了吧

Hey don't you move What are you watching

你别动你在看什么

MTV Watch MTV

-MTV台 -那就看MTV台

George I'm not punishing her for doing the right thing

-乔治 -我不会因为她做了正确的事而惩罚她

Violence is never the right thing

采取暴力永远不占理

I'm sorry are we in California

不好意思这里是怂货加州吗

Turn that off

把电视关掉

So you really think my folks'll come around

你真觉得我爸妈会回心转意吗

I don't know 'em

我不认识他们

but babies have a magical power over people

但小婴儿对大人有神奇的魔力

especially grandparents

特别是对姥爷姥姥

Is that how you felt when Georgie was born

小乔治出生时你就是这感受吗

Oh it was love at first sight

我对他是一见钟情

And then 17 years later he got me pregnant

17年后他就搞大了我的肚子

You're not gonna let that go are you

这茬你会提一辈子是吗

Nope

对

Should you really be reading in the car baby

你真要在车上阅读吗宝贝

I'll be fine You sure

-我没事 -你确定吗

You're not the one who'll have to

到时又不是你来清理

clean up the oatmeal back there

吐在后座的燕麦粥

I said I'll be fine

我说了我没事

And it's the blueberries you should be worried about

再说你该担心的是我刚吃的蓝莓

Well you're in a mood

有人闹情绪啊

Maybe because there was so much bickering going on at home

可能是因为家里争吵不停

that I couldn't study

导致我无法学习吧

Oh I'm sorry if our family problems

真抱歉啊我们家的问题

are getting in the way of your schoolwork

妨碍你做作业了

I accept your apology

我接受你的道歉

Yep blueberries

没错吐的是蓝莓

Where you going

你要去哪

I got stuff to do

我有事要做

Like what

什么事

Just stuff

反正有事

Well can you stop and get me something to eat

你中途能买点东西给我吃吗

No Why not

-不行 -为什么

'Cause I got stuff to do

因为我有事要做

Which you won't tell me

但你不肯告诉我是什么事

'Cause it's none of your damn business

因为不关你的事啊

Is it illegal

是不是违法的

I'm not gonna play this game with you Georgie

我才不陪你玩这游戏小乔治

Just give me the first letter

告诉我第一个字就行了

Goodbye

再见

Please leave

求求你走吧

These people are so lost

这些人迷失方向了

Just a minute

稍等

Uh Pastor Rob

罗伯牧师

You okay

你还好吗

Um swallowed a Tic Tac

不小心吞了一颗薄荷糖

Well I can barely smell the smoke at all

我几乎闻不到你身上的烟味呢

What are you doing here

你来有什么事

I just didn't like the way things went down the other day

那天最后闹成那副局面我不放心

and I came to check on you

所以来看看你

Aren't you kind

你真好心

Can I come in

我能进来吗

Oh yeah of course

当然请进

Okay

我看看

marital status

婚姻状况

Single

单身

Mind your own business

少管闲事

Name of father

父亲姓名

I can't write "Georgie " It sounds like he's 11

我不能写"小乔治" 听起来他只有11岁

George Marshall Cooper

乔治·马歇尔·库珀

Marshall I didn't know that

他中间名是马歇尔我都不知道

Isn't it nice he can still surprise you

他还能给你惊喜不是很棒吗

Payment method

付款方式

Don't see an option for "bad check"

没看见"空头支票"这个选项

You don't have health insurance

你没有健康保险吗

I don't even have car insurance

我连车险都没有

How do you drive without car insurance

没有车险怎么开车

Slowly

慢点开咯

Don't worry about the money I got you

不用操心钱的事我帮你付

I can't ask you to do that

我不能叫你帮这种忙

You're not asking I'm offering

你没问我主动给你的

Thank you

谢谢你

I knew it

我就知道

What are you doing here

你来这干什么

What are you doing here

你又来这干什么

I asked her to be here

我叫她来陪我的

So her and not me

你叫她都不叫我

Yeah

是啊

Don't make me come over there

别逼我过去打烂你们八卦的嘴脸

How did you follow me

你怎么跟踪我的

Wasn't hard You can see that yellow Toyota from outer space

不难啊从太空都能看见你那辆黄色丰田

It is a Mazda

是马自达好吗

This is my baby too

这也是我的孩子

I think I should be a part of this

我应该参与其中的

You did your part now git

你已经"帮忙"搞大肚子了给我滚

Mandy please I want to help

曼蒂拜托了我想帮你

He can stay

他可以留下

Thanks

谢了

What can I do

我能做什么

Nothing

无事可做

I can do that

无所事事是我的专长

I was struggling to focus and needed help

我努力想集中心思我需要帮助

Luckily there was someone on campus

幸好学校有个人

I could always count on to lend a friendly ear

总能让我依靠听我诉苦

A second mom if you will

可以说是我第二个妈

What now

又要干嘛

You said if I ever had a problem

你说过如果我有麻烦

I could come to you and you'd fix it

可以来找你你会帮我解决

When did I say that

我几时说过这种话

September 13th 1991

1991年9月13日

You had just eaten a poppyseed bagel

你当时刚吃完罂粟籽贝果

and had one stuck in your teeth

牙缝还卡了一粒罂粟籽

I'll take your word for it

那我姑且就相信你吧

It was right here

就卡在这儿

How did it not make you crazy It made me crazy

你怎么不抓狂我看见都抓狂

What do you want

你到底有何事

My family's falling apart

我的家要散了

Oh I'm sorry to hear that Uh

我很遗憾

what do you want me to do

你想要我做什么

Fix it

挽救我家

I just can't believe the church turned its back on us

真不敢相信教会居然背弃我们

The church may have but God didn't

教会也许是但上帝没有

I don't feel His presence right now

我现在感觉不到祂的存在

Well let's invite Him to join us

那我们邀请祂加入

Oh ok okay

好吧

Heavenly Father we ask for Your guidance

天父在这困难时期

in these troubled times Please

我们祈求您的指引

watch over Mary Cooper

请您照看玛丽·库珀

and her family

和她的家人

let her know that though this unborn child is

让她知道纵使这孩子是私生子

out of wedlock he or she is a miracle

他或她仍是您创造的奇迹

in Your creation and should be celebrated as such

理应得到庆祝

Amen

阿门

Amen

阿门

What's going on here Uh uh praying

-什么情况 -祈祷

we're praying Just praying

-我们在祈祷 -就祈祷没干别的

Why aren't you in school

你怎么没上学

You told me not to punch anyone else so I left

你叫我别揍其他人所以我走了

Well

那

go to your room

回房间去

I should probably go

我该走了

Uh of course Um

当然

thank you for stopping by

谢谢你特地过来

Of course Thank you for the tea and uh

不客气谢谢你的茶

Bye

再见

Mandy the doctor'll see you now

曼蒂医生可以见你了

Where do you think you're going

你要去哪

Going to see the doctor

去见医生啊

Not you

你没份

Why not me I'm the dad

为什么我可是孩子的爸爸

Georgie please don't cause a scene

小乔治拜托你别当众一哭二闹

All right

好吧

I'll wait here for you

我在这里等你

I'm the dad

我是孩子的爸爸哦

I know I'm opening myself up for cheap shots but

我知道我已经能坦然接受嘲讽

I'm thinking about getting a rug

但我在考虑要不要买顶遮秃假发

Oh they're called hair systems now

现在叫毛发管理

My brother just got one

我哥刚买了一顶

He went from bald to Rick James like that

他从光头摇身一变成长发飘飘的歌手瑞克·詹姆斯

I'm just trying to get back out there

我只是想重返情场

with the ladies Wouldn't hurt having something up here

头顶多点毛不是坏事

you know for them to hold on to Good for you

-女士们激动时可以揪着 -挺好的

Although the right gal wouldn't care

不过如果是真命天女就不会在意

Says the man who doesn't have to put sunblock on his head

头顶不用抹防晒霜的男人就别说风凉话了

Hey you heard from George today

你今天和乔治联系过吗

George Cooper No

乔治库珀吗没有

You No

-你呢 -没有

Hoping that he would join us

我本来还希望他能一起来

Well he's going through a tough time at home

他正闹家变呢

you got to cut him a little slack

你就放过他吧

Are you done

你们演完了吗

I don't know What do you think

我不知道你说呢

I can keep going Me too

-我还想再演一会 -我也是

You ever wonder how that Sheldon kid wound up being so smart

你有没有想过谢尔顿怎会如此聪明

Oh you mean like was there a genius pizza delivery guy

你意思是有个天才披萨外卖小哥

or mailman in the mix

或邮差出了一分力

Exactly All right that's enough

-没错 -你们够了啊

And for the record my grandfather was a brilliant man

郑重声明我爷爷是个聪明人

Co invented the traffic cone

联合发明了交通锥标

Used to be wood he made it rubber

以前是木头做的他改成了橡胶

That's right

是真的

Where you going Home

-你要去哪 -回家

This was fun let's do it again sometime

聚会很愉快改天再约一次

Kiss my ass

吃屎吧

Think we cheered him up

我们有没有让他情绪好些

Oh yeah

当然有啦

I'm hoping for a boy but as long as it's healthy

我希望是男娃不过只要孩子健康

that's all that matters

就够了

What are y'all having

你怀的是男是女

How was your day

你今天过得怎么样

Swell You

棒极了你呢

Oh you know

你懂的

a little boring not having work to go to

有点无聊因为不用上班

Yeah well I'll trade you

我倒想跟你交换

Oh Pastor Rob dropped by

对了罗伯牧师来过

Why

他来干嘛

Just seeing how we were doing

就是来看看我们怎么样了

You mean to see how you were doing

你是指来看看你怎么样了

What's that supposed to mean Come on Mary you

-你这话是什么意思 -得了吧玛丽

you're not fooling anybody

你骗不了任何人

We were just praying

我们只是祈祷

Is that what we're calling it

现在用"祈祷"来暗指那回事了吗

Yes because that's what it was

是的因为单纯就是祈祷

All right

好

I've had enough of this

我受够了

Where are you going I'm making dinner

你去哪我在做晚饭

Yeah well maybe Pastor Rob'll eat it

或许罗伯牧师会吃掉

George

乔治

Hello

喂

Mrs Cooper it's Linda Hagemeyer

库珀太太我是琳达·哈格迈尔

Is everything okay

没出什么事吧

Well I was hoping that you could tell me

我还指望你能告诉我呢

Uh Sheldon was in my office earlier

谢尔顿刚才来过我办公室

and was pretty upset about the situation at home

他对家里的情况很担忧

What did he tell you

他跟您说什么了

Nothing much really just

没说多少只说了

that his parents are fighting all the time

他父母经常吵架

his older brother got a girl pregnant

他哥哥搞大了一个女孩的肚子

and his sister punched a little boy in Sunday school

他妹妹在主日学校揍了一个小男生

Oh Well

就是

it's been a busy couple of days

这几天发生了挺多事

Just you know life one thing after another

生活就是糟心事一桩接一桩

Oh ain't that the truth

说得太对了

Anyway I'm sure

总之

that you know this university has invested quite a bit

你一定清楚鄙校投资了很多

in Sheldon's progress and uh well

在谢尔顿的前途上

not to be critical but

我不是要挑你毛病

he didn't come to you complaining about me

不过他也没跟你抱怨过我啊

What are you saying

什么意思

Are you saying that I'm not

你是说

doing a good job as his mother

我这个当妈的失职了吗

Because I am doing the best that I can to hold this family together

我可是拼尽全力在维持这个家

and I am tired of everyone blaming me

我受够了所有人都在指责我

I have half a mind to get in my car and drive until

我恨不得坐上车

I run out of road and then start my life over again

一路朝远方飞驰到新地方

with a different name

改名重新开始新人生

Okay Sure

好吧也行

So uh

所以

sounds like you've got a handle on this

听起来一切在你掌控之中

So good to talk to you Um have a lovely evening

和你聊天很愉快祝你有开心的一晚

You too

您也是

It's okay

没事的

Where's Dad

爸爸呢

Well

他

He had to work late

他要工作到很晚

Georgie how was your day

小乔治你今天过得好吗

Pretty good actually

其实挺好的

Me and Mandy went to the baby doctor

我和曼蒂去看宝宝大夫了

She actually wanted you there

她居然想要你陪她去

Not at first but I wore her down

一开始不想但她被我烦得同意了

Let's say grace

我们来做饭前祷告

Hang on safety first

等一下安全第一

When are you gonna get over that

你什么时候才能克服这种无谓的恐惧

I would think recent events would make you value protection

我还以为近期发生的事件会让你重视保护措施

Enough

够了

Bless us Lord for the food we are about to receive

主啊感谢您赐予我们食物

and bless the hands that prepared it

请保佑准备食物的人

And bless Mom

请您保佑妈妈

Thank you Amen

谢谢你阿门

Amen Amen

-阿门 -阿门

She's the hands that prepared it

她就是准备食物的人

Your blessing is redundant

你的祝福是多余的

Let's eat

闭嘴开饭吧

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