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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon...

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Maybe it's time to take a break from your college classes.

或许是时候暂停大学那边的课了

What Why I've gotten straight As.

什么为什么我可是全满分

I know you're smart enough for college.

我知道你的聪明才智足以应付大学

I'm just not sure you're mature enough.

但我不确定你够不够成熟

I hope you know you're jeopardizing our relationship.

希望你知道你这是在破坏我们的关系

I will take that risk.

我愿意冒这个险

You know I'll eventually wear you down.

你知道我迟早会缠到你答应的

We'll see. I'm pretty tough.

走着瞧我可坚定了呢

After everything that I've done for you and your family.

我为你和你家人付出了那么多

You give my grandson a job so I'm supposed to marry you

你赏我外孙一份工作我就得以身相许吗

Well you can forget I even asked.

就当我没求过婚吧

Oh no.

糟了

You're fired.

你被炒了

R Really

真的吗

Get out of my store.

给我滚出去

Now.

现在就滚

In every young man's life

在每个年轻人的生命中

there are milestones along the road to independence.

他们通往独立的道路上有着许多关卡

Squashing one's very first bug.

打死生命中第一只虫子

Tending to one's own boo boo.

处理自己的痛痛

Not today germs. Not today.

别想了细菌你们带不走我

And preparing a favorite meal without one's mommy.

不靠他们的妈咪自己做出最爱的餐点

Can you open this

你能拧开它吗

I'm making spaghetti with hot dogs cut up in it.

我要做意大利面加热狗丁

You know there's a lady that does that for us right

你知道有一位女士会帮我们做吧

Yes but she's not here right now.

我知道啊可是她现在不在

That's why I'm watching Oprah.

这就是为什么我在看奥普拉

I would like to introduce each

我要给大家分别介绍

of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

每一位少年忍者神龟

I was not alone in asserting my independence that day.

我不是那天唯一想要展示独立性的人

This tiny slice of hot dog also seemed to yearn for freedom.

这片热狗貌似也想要追求自由

But sometimes...

但有时候

freedom comes at a cost.

自由是有代价的

In this case

以这次来说

a lowly disc of processed meat...

一片加工肉制品

...would nearly tear my family apart.

几乎要让我的家庭分崩离析

Ugh. Where the heck did it go

这玩意儿它上哪去了

Do we have another flashlight

家里还有别把手电筒吗

A slice of hot dog rolled under the refrigerator.

有一片热狗滚到冰箱底下了

There's a flashlight in Mom's nightstand.

妈妈的床头柜里有一把手电筒

Totally dude. ‭Totally.

绝对的兄弟绝对的

《圣经》

谢尔顿库珀的父母收

加州理工大学

Find the flashlight

找到手电筒了吗

Yes.

找到了

I also found this letter from Caltech.

我还收到了一封来自加州理工的信

I wonder why she was hiding it.

妈妈为什么要把它藏起来呢

So read it.

那你读一下啊

I'm not allowed to. It's not addressed to me.

我不能信不是写给我的

Who cares

管这么多干嘛

The U.S. Postal Service is a government agency.

美国邮政是政府部门

Mail is protected by federal law.

所有邮件是受联邦法律保护的

I'll read it. ‭Don't.

-那我来读 -别啊

If you do I'll be an accessory to the crime.

如果你读了那我也会变成共犯

Interesting.

有点意思

What does it say

上面写什么了

No don't tell me.

别别告诉我

Okay tell me. No don't

好吧告诉我不别说

Sheldon if I tell you but you never look at it

谢尔顿如果你没读那封信是我告诉你内容

then you didn't break the law right

那你就没有违法对吧

Law offices of Morris Morris & Yorn.

莫里斯莫里斯与约恩律师事务所

Janice speaking.

我叫贾妮思

Hello. I'd like to speak to either Morris Morris or Yorn.

你好我想跟莫里斯莫里斯或约恩说两句

May I ask what it is in regard to

能请问是为了哪方面事务吗

Well I was slicing a hot dog...

我刚才在切热狗时...

What's up

找我什么事

I was wondering if you could talk to Dale for me.

不知道能不能麻烦你帮我跟戴尔美言两句

Why

为什么

Wait a minute.

等等

He fired you

他炒了你吗

Yeah.

对啊

After you gave him the money back

在你把钱都补上后炒了

He didn't tell you

他没跟你说吗

We haven't exactly been on speaking terms lately.

我们最近是处在不说话的一个阶段

I didn't know.

我不知道是这样

But we're about to be on yelling terms.

但我们马上要变成互吼的阶段了

This is exciting.

好刺激啊

So if I don't actually look at the letter

所以如果我没有实际去读那封信

legally I'm in the clear

我在法律上就无罪是吗

Thank you. This has been very helpful.

谢谢你你的解答让我受益良多

And if in the future you have any physics questions

如果未来你有任何物理方面的问题

Janice has my info.

贾妮思有我的联系方式

Missy you can legally tell me what's in the letter.

米希你可以合法地告诉我信里写了什么了

See...

你知道吗

here's where it gets fun.

好玩的现在才开始

Come on

你不是吧

Ballard's.

巴拉德

What's wrong with you

你他妈是哪里有毛病

I'm sorry. Who is this

抱歉请问您是...

You know you can be mad at me all you want

你想白眼我那是你的自由

but don't take it out on my grandson.

但是你别迁怒我外孙

Well he let the store get robbed.

他让店里被人抢了钱

And he paid you the money back.

他把钱都补上了

Like he should've.

这不是应该的吗

You know

你知道吗

I was actually starting to feel bad for you

我本来真的开始为你难过了

and now I don't.

但现在完全不会了

Yeah. Well thanks for calling.

是吗那感谢您的来电哦

Say cheese.

说茄子

Cheese.

茄子

Now tell me what was in that letter.

现在可以跟我说信里写什么了吧

You're pretty cranky for a princess rodeo clown. Missy

-你这牛仔小丑公主脾气挺暴躁啊 -米希

Caltech wants you to go to school there.

加州理工想要你去他们那里就学

Really

真的吗

They want to talk to Mom and Dad about it.

它们想跟爸妈谈谈

I can't believe she would hide that from me.

真不敢相信她会瞒着我这件事

Whatever. Put your nose back on.

随便啦把你的鼻子装回去

I'm home.

我回来啦

Would you care to explain this letter

你能解释一下这封信是怎么回事吗

which I didn't read but legally know the contents of

我没读过但是合法知道里面的内容

Well

怎么样

What were you doing going through my nightstand

你为什么去翻我的床头柜了

You answer my question first.

你先回答我的问题

I am your mother and I don't need to answer anything.

我是你妈妈我不需要回答任何问题

How could you not tell me

你怎么可以瞒着我

that Caltech wants me to go to school there

加州理工想要我去那里上学的事情

Because you're not going so it doesn't matter.

因为没有要让你去所以无所谓

So I don't get a say in this

所以这件事我说了不算吗

Actually no which is why

其实真的不算这就是为什么

that letter is addressed to the parents of Sheldon Cooper.

信上是写了给谢尔顿·库珀的父母

So Dad was okay hiding this from me

所以爸爸也对瞒着我没意见吗

We are done having this discussion.

这个话题就此打住

Go to your room.

给我回你的房间去

Hey what time does Fotomat close

你知道照片冲洗店几点关门吗

I was angry at my mother

我当时十分气恼我的母亲

and needed more information.

而且也需要知道更多信息

While she told me to go to my room

虽然她叫我回房间

she didn't say stay there.

但她没说我得待在里面

Boy howdy I do love a loophole.

哎哟妈呀我真喜欢漏洞

All right who's hotter

好的谁比较性感

Cindy Crawford or Jessica Rabbit

辛迪·克劳馥[名模]还是杰西卡兔

One's a person one's a cartoon.

一个是人类一个是卡通人物

And you couldn't get either one of 'em.

而你泡不到任何一个

Now answer the question. ‭Dad.

-快回答 -老爸

What the hell are you doing here

你跑来这里是在闹哪样

I need to talk to you.

我有事要跟你谈

How'd you even find me

你是怎么找到我的

It's not like you come home smelling like coffee.

你回家的时候身上有的又不是咖啡味

What do you want Sheldon

你想要干嘛谢尔顿

I want to know why no one told me

我想知道为什么没人告诉我

about this recruitment letter from Caltech.

有一封来自加州理工的邀请入学信

Let me see that.

让我看看

All right let's get me drunk.

来吧把我灌醉

Hi Mr. Givens.

你好啊吉文斯老师

Aw come on

靠不是吧

Hey. What are you doing with him

你怎么跟他在一起

I thought you were in your room.

我不是让你回房间了吗

Oh don't worry. I was.

放心我回过了

I need to talk to your mother.

我要跟你母亲谈谈

Go back to your room. All right.

-回你的房间去 -好

And this time stay there.

这一次你得待在里面

You want to tell me about this

你要跟我说说这是怎么回事吗

It came a couple of weeks ago

这是几周前收到的

and since there's no way he's going to California

反正又不可能让他去加州

I didn't see the point in him knowing about it.

我就觉得没必要告诉他这件事

And when were you gonna tell me

那你打算什么时候跟我说呢

What difference does it make

这有什么所谓

This says to the "Parents" of Sheldon Cooper.

上面写着的是谢尔顿·库珀的"父母"

Last I checked that was me too.

没意外的话这包含了我在内吧

You are making a big deal out of nothing.

你不要把小事化大好吗

This could be a huge opportunity for him.

这对他来说很可能是天大的好机会

I should at least be told about it.

好歹应该让我知情一下吧

Okay now you know.

可以啊你现在不就知道了吗

You think you get to make these decisions all by yourself

你觉得这么大的决定你做主就行了是吗

In this case yeah.

在这件事上来说是的

Well you don't.

并不是

He's not just your son. He's my son too.

他不只是你儿子他也是我儿子

He didn't feel like your son when he had chicken pox

当他得水痘时或者是每天早上给他做早饭时

or every morning when I have to make his lunch.

怎么就不来说他也是你儿子呢

Well he felt like my son when I took him to Caltech

当我带着他去加州理工参观

where he clearly impressed a lot of people.

他在那里令很多人惊艳时他不是我儿子吗

So you just want to ship our baby boy off

所以你就是想把我们的宝贝小儿子送走

to California to live by himself

让他去加州自己一个人自生自灭吗

I want to be included in decisions about his future.

我只是想要参与跟他未来有关的决定

If that means California maybe I'll go with him.

如果这代表着加州那或许我会陪他去

He is not going anywhere.

他哪里都不许去

You can go as far away as you want.

你有多远就给老娘去多远

This is weird.

这样感觉好怪

I think it's nice.

我觉得挺好的啊

We don't usually get to chat just us.

我们很少有机会单独聊天

Yeah I guess.

好像吧

How are things in school

学校的一切都如何啊

Fine.

还可以

Still having fun at baseball

棒球还玩得开心吗

So any boys you like

有喜欢的男生吗

Thank God.

谢天谢地

Where have you been

你都上哪里去啦

Trying to find a job but no one's hiring.

试着找份工作但哪里都不缺人

I'm sorry.

真遗憾

Grab a plate and sit with us.

盛一盘坐下来一起吃吧

I ain't hungry.

我不饿

So where were we

我们刚才聊到哪了

Oh. Boys.

喜欢的男生

Georgie come back.

小乔治回来嘛

I should've shown you the letter.

我应该把信给你看的

Yeah you should have.

是的你应该这么做

I was going to eventually.

我本来也有打算之后给你看啊

Sure you were.

你说有就有咯

You should know...

应该让你知道...

Caltech wasn't the only school that sent one.

不是只有加州理工这一所大学寄了信

Are you kidding me

你在逗我吗

Well one was in New Jersey

有一所在新泽西

and one was all the way in Germany.

还有一所远在德国

Well who says he can't go to school in New Jersey

谁说他不能去新泽西上学的

I don't know. Maybe we'll all move to New Jersey.

我不知道也许我们可以全家搬去新泽西啊

We're not moving to New Jersey George.

我们才不会搬去新泽西乔治

Well I guess Mary has spoken.

行呗圣母玛丽[双关]发话了

Don't start in with that. Oh yes Your Majesty.

-别来这一套 -遵命女王陛下

You know this is your fault.

是你害他们吵架的你知道吧

You're the one who read the letter.

但偷看信的人是你啊

You went in her nightstand.

是你去翻他们床头柜的

I was only looking for a flashlight.

我只是想找手电筒

It's not my fault Mom was hiding things there.

妈妈把东西藏在那里又不怪我

They're fighting 'cause you're a freak.

他们吵架是因为你是个怪胎

That's your fault.

这就是你的错

You know I'm right.

你明知道我是对的

This isn't about what's best for Sheldon

这根本不是为了谢尔顿好

this is about what's best for you.

你只是在为自己考虑

Where are you going

你要去哪里

To sleep on the couch.

我去睡沙发

Baby come here.

宝贝过来

I want Dad.

我想要爸爸

Come on let's get you back in bed.

来我陪你回床上

How did these schools even hear about me

这些大学怎么会知道我的存在

Well if it's anything like sports

如果用运动员来打比方

there's always recruiters looking for talent.

就是有"星探"到处寻找人才

I really enjoyed visiting Caltech

我那次去参观加州理工很开心

but Princeton's an interesting choice.

但普林斯顿也是很有趣的选择

Albert Einstein taught there.

爱因斯坦在那里教学过

Buddy it's nice all these schools are interested but...

哥们这些名校对你有兴趣是好事

California and New Jersey are really far away.

但加州和新泽西都很远

Now you don't want me to go to college either

现在你也不想让我去上大学了吗

I didn't say that. I'm just saying

我没这么说我只是提出

given how young you are we need to be realistic.

毕竟你年纪还小我们得从实际角度考虑

I'll have you know I recently took care of my own boo boo.

我最近可是自己照料了伤口让痛痛飞走

And as grown up as that makes you sound

这句话虽然显得你很成熟稳重

I don't think it's gonna convince your mother.

但你妈不会因此被说服

What will convince her

那怎样才能说服她

I don't know but I'm sure between the two of us

我不知道但你我联手

we can come up with a plan.

一定能想出个计划

Well you managed to get her to marry you

你都能哄骗她嫁给你了

so you do have a track record.

你的确战绩辉煌

Okay the "X" Is you.

好了 X代表你

College is the goal.

大学就是球门

What stands between you and the goal line

是什么挡在了你和球门线之间

Mom. ‭Exactly.

-妈妈 -没错

She's a tough opponent

她是难缠的对手

so we got to be smart about how we get around her.

所以我们必须放聪明点设法绕过[说服]她

Which won't be easy

这并不容易

because she's got Jesus on her team.

因为她队上有耶稣这员大将

Boy howdy.

学得挺快啊

Oh my God.

老天啊

You smoke

你抽烟的吗

What No.

什么才没有

Then your face is on fire.

那你就是脸着火了

It's just the one.

只抽这么一根

I'm going through a rough patch.

我正深陷大烦恼

What happened

发生什么了

The bookmark fall out of your Bible and you lost your place

书签从圣经里掉出来了你忘记上次看到哪了

No. ‭ You run out of room on your fridge

-不是 -你冰箱门上都摆满了

for Sheldon's perfect report cards

没地方放谢尔顿的完美成绩单

Oh hey um...

别哭啊

I was just kidding around.

我只是逗你

I know.

我知道

Why don't you come over here

不如你过来我家吧

Really

真的吗

And bring the pack.

把那包烟也带来

We'll go in the chicken coop where God can't see us.

我们进鸡舍那里不会被上帝发现

So we agree that the only way this is gonna happen right now

我们一致同意你要想上大学

is if you stay local.

就得上本地的大学对吧

I can always go away for grad school someday.

我以后还是能离家去读研究生的

And truth be told I don't have the emotional maturity

而且说实话我情感上还不够成熟

to squish my own bugs.

无法独力打死咬我的虫子

Anyway that leaves us with the big question

总之我们就剩下最大的问题

how do we get your mom on board

如何说服你妈

with you going where Sturgis teaches

让你去读斯特吉斯教学的大学

Well how did you get her to agree to marry you

你当年是怎么说服她嫁给你的

Oh that won't work. She doesn't drink anymore.

那一招不好使了她现在戒酒了

So George is mad at me

乔治生我的气

and Sheldon is mad at me and...

谢尔顿也生我的气

honestly I'm mad at me too.

而且老实说我也很气我自己

Will you please give yourself a break

你能不能放过自己啊

All that you do for that family...

你为那个家付出了那么多

I am surprised you didn't crack years ago.

我很意外你撑到现在才崩溃

How do you handle it all

你怎么处理这些问题的

I'm sitting in a chicken coop drinking a wine cooler

我现在坐在鸡舍喝兑了果汁的红酒

at 11 00 a.m. clearly I don't.

大早上11点所以显然我处理不了

Shelly and this college stuff is killing me.

谢尔顿和上大学这事真是愁死我了

I... I never went to college.

我从没读过大学

How can I prepare him

我怎么帮他准备好啊

Mary if that kid is smart enough

玛丽如果那孩子聪明到

to have colleges wanting him already

已经有大学想招收他

he's got to be smart enough to figure it out.

他就一定有足够智慧自己想明白

Maybe.

也许吧

It still hurts to hear him say he wants to leave.

但听到他说想离家还是很心痛

I bet.

那肯定的

On the other hand

然而

I'm worried my Billy will never be ready to leave.

我还担心我家比利永远无法离巢独立

Oh of course he will.

他以后一定能的啦

Damn.

靠

Smoking drinking lying.

抽烟喝酒撒谎

You're covering all the sins today.

今天你罪孽深重啊

Mm. This is terrible.

这酒真难喝

You ready

准备好了吗

Yes.

好了

Okay we're rolling.

好开录

Hello Mother. I'd like to present my case

你好妈妈我想陈述一下

as to why I should be allowed to go to East Texas Tech next year.

为何你应该准许我明年去东德州理工上学

And I'll keep it simple so you don't get confused.

我会尽量说得简单易懂帮助你理解

Stop.

停

Something in my teeth

是我牙齿卡到菜渣了吗

I brought you a snack.

我给你拿了零食

Thanks.

谢啦

So I don't know if you heard me and your father

我不知道你昨晚有没有听见

having a disagreement last night...

我和你爸在争论

"争论"吗

Fine. A spat.

好吧是小口角

Okay a fight.

行我承认是大吵一架

I just want you to know that you do not need to worry.

我就想告诉你你不需要担心

It's kind of hard not to.

很难不去担心啊

Uh sometimes moms and dads have fights

有时爸妈就是会吵架

but it doesn't mean that they don't work things out.

但那不代表他们的矛盾不会解决

Did you work it out

那你们解决了没

We're home.

我们回来了

Eat your cookies.

吃你的曲奇

Why are you so late

你们怎么那么晚才回家

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I've put together a presentation detailing the reasons

我录了一段陈述详细阐明了

why I should be allowed to go to college

为什么应该准许我去上大学

and I'd like you to watch it with an open mind.

希望你能持开明的态度来观看

I can do that.

我能做到

Excellent.

很好

Is Meemaw here

姥姥来了吗

I smell cigarettes.

我闻到烟味儿

Thank you for this opportunity to plead my case.

谢谢你给我机会为自己辩护

And I'd like to thank my cameraman and driver Dad.

我还想感谢我的摄影师兼司机爸爸

What I'm not even like assistant director

我连副导演都不是吗

No.

你想多了

Sit back enjoy.

请坐好观看

Hello. I'm Sheldon Cooper

你好我是谢尔顿·库珀

and this is Why Sheldon Cooper Should Go to College.

欢迎收看《谢尔顿·库珀为何该去上大学》

I realize attending college in another state or country

我明白此时去另一个州或国家上大学

is unrealistic at this time.

是不现实的

Which is why I'm proposing that I live at home

所以我提议我住在家里

but enroll full time to continue my studies

但去东德州理工继续师从斯特吉斯博士

with Dr. Sturgis at East Texas Tech.

就读全日制本科

东德州理工

I firmly believe that I'm ready for this next step

我坚信我已经准备好进入学术生涯的

in my academic life.

下一阶段

But don't just take it from me...

但不只我自己这么认为...

He's ready. In the fall now just let him go.

他准备好了秋天不现在就好走不送

Please.

求你发发慈悲

I don't think I have anything left to teach Sheldon.

我已经没什么能教给谢尔顿的了

I'm pretty sure he's already smarter than me.

我很肯定他已经比我还聪明了

It's true.

此话不假

Honestly...

老实说

teaching Sheldon is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

教导谢尔顿是我做过最难的任务

And I don't say that because he can be a pain.

我不是因为他难搞才这么说

I say that because he's so intelligent

而是因为他非常聪明

I had to study every night just to keep up.

我为了赶上他必须每晚不断学习

I'm gonna miss him.

我会想念他的

A student like Sheldon comes along...

谢尔顿这样的学生

once in a lifetime.

百年难得一见

This school is not gonna be the same without him.

他离开后我们学校将不复以往

But I know he's gonna do great things.

但我知道他会闯出一番成就的

And I'm honored to have been a small part of it.

我很荣幸曾做出过些许贡献

I'll chip in for gas money. I'll move him into his dorm.

我可以凑路费亲自帮他搬行李去宿舍

What Whatever you need.

无论你们需要什么

Let's make it happen.

拜托务必让他离开

Hi Mary.

你好玛丽

I know this must be a hard decision for you.

我知道这对你来说一定是个艰难的决定

I can't tell you how to parent your child.

我不能指点你该如何养育你的孩子

I don't have children.

我自己并无子嗣

But...

但是

I can tell you...

我能告诉你

that in all my years in academia

在我纵横学术界这多年来

I've never seen a mind like Sheldon's.

我从没见过谢尔顿这样的天才

He's truly extraordinary.

他非同凡响

And if you let him come here

如果你让他来这里上学

I promise we'll take good care of him.

我保证我们会照顾好他

Sheldon Cooper

谢尔顿·库珀

ready for college ready to change the world.

准备好上大学改变世界了

Cut.

停

If that doesn't convince her I don't know what her problem is.

如果这都不能说服她我就真不懂她是哪根筋没搭对了

Well

怎么样

Why don't you let me and your mom talk.

让我和妈妈谈谈好吗

All right.

好吧

Well

怎么样

I guess our baby's going to college.

我们的宝贝要去上大学了

Whew. That was driving me crazy.

差点把我逼疯

Thank you for getting me into college.

谢谢你助我得到读大学的机会

You ready for this

准备好了吗

Let's go.

走吧

After you.

你先请

Ooh. Why thank you.

哎呀这么客气谢谢

Oh dang

我靠

Nice ‭It ain't my first egging.

-漂亮 -老娘可不是第一次砸鸡蛋

Whoo Good one

砸得好

Ain't mine either.

我也不是第一次

Here's for firing my grandson.

竟敢炒我外孙鱿鱼回敬你臭鸡蛋

Jackass

混蛋

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