S01
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E01
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E02
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E03
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E04
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E05
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E06
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E07
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E08
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E09
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E10
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E11
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E12
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E13
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E14
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E15
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E16
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E17
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E18
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E19
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E20
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E21
视频:
小谢尔顿-S01E22
S02
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E01
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E02
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E03
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E04
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E05
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E06
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E07
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E08
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E09
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E10
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E11
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E12
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E13
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E14
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E15
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E16
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E17
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E18
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E19
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E20
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E21
视频:
小谢尔顿-S02E22
S03
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E01
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E02
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E03
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E04
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E05
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E06
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E07
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E08
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E09
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E10
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E11
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E12
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E13
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E14
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E15
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E16
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E17
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E18
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E19
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E20
视频:
小谢尔顿-S03E21
S04
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E01
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E02
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E03
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E04
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E05
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E06
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E07
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E08
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E09
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E10
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E11
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E12
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E13
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E14
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E15
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E16
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E17
视频:
小谢尔顿-S04E18
S05
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E01
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E02
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E03
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E04
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E05
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E06
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E07
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E08
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E09
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E10
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E11
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E12
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E13
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E14
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E15
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E16
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E17
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E18
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E19
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E20
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E21
视频:
小谢尔顿-S05E22
S06
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E01
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E02
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E03
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E04
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E05
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E06
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E07
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E08
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E09
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E10
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E11
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E12
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E13
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E14
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E15
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E16
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E17
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E18
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E19
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E20
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E21
视频:
小谢尔顿-S06E22
S07
视频:
小谢尔顿-S07E01
视频:
小谢尔顿-S07E02
视频:
小谢尔顿-S07E03
视频:
小谢尔顿-S07E04
视频:
小谢尔顿-S07E05
视频:
小谢尔顿-S07E06
视频:
小谢尔顿-S07E07
视频:
小谢尔顿-S07E08
视频:
小谢尔顿-S07E09
视频:
小谢尔顿-S07E10
视频:
小谢尔顿-S07E11
视频:
小谢尔顿-S07E12
视频:
小谢尔顿-S07E13
视频:
小谢尔顿-S07E14
Nobody
else
is
stronger
than
I
am
世上没人比我强壮
Yesterday
I
moved
a
mountain
昨天我移了一座山
I
bet
I
could
be
your
hero
我相信我能当你的英雄
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
The
Clean
Air
Act
required
all
new
cars
《清洁空气法案》将要求所有新上路车辆
to
be
equipped
with
catalytic
converters
都需要装设催化转换器
to
combat
air
pollution.
来减少空气污染
The
first
state
to
do
this
was
California
最先开始执行的是加州
投票箱
which
led
Texans
to
say
things
like...
这令一些德州人说出了比如...
德州也将要求加装催化转换器
I
hate
California.
And...
-我恨加州 -还有...
When
will
that
place
fall
in
the
ocean
那个破地方什么时候沉海底去啊
While
not
everyone
was
happy
about
it
不是每个人都对此感到高兴
six
years
later
one
particular
Texan
在政策推行六年后 某个德州人
saw
an
opportunity
to
get
rich
quick.
看到了一个商机
"致富经"
Oh
man
I'm
gonna
get
rich
quick.
天啊 我要快速致富啦
I
just
got
my
ticket
out
of
here.
我刚才得到离开这个家的门票了
Adios.
慢走不送
I'm
serious.
This
thing
is
full
of
tips
我是说认真的 这上面满满致富秘籍
on
how
to
make
a
fortune.
Only
cost
me
a
dollar.
教你如何发家致富 只花了我一块钱呢
Is
one
of
the
tips
"Make
a
crappy
newsletter
上面有写一招是"自己编一份垃圾报纸
and
charge
idiots
a
dollar
for
it"
然后卖傻逼一块钱来发财"吗
No
but
not
a
bad
idea.
没写 不过这招也很不赖
Listen
to
this
"Raise
bees
and
sell
the
honey
for
profit."
你听听"养蜜蜂 再靠卖蜂蜜发财"
Do
it
and
I'm
living
with
Meemaw.
你养 我就搬去跟姥姥住
"Sell
blood
or
non
vital
organs."
"卖血或卖非重要器官"
Mm
give
'em
your
brain.
You're
not
using
it.
把你的大脑卖掉啊 反正你也没在用
I
think
that's
the
only
time
I've
ever
heard
you
laugh.
这好像是我第一次听你笑
That's
the
only
time
you've
ever
been
funny.
因为这是你第一次好笑
Oh
platinum
can
be
extracted
from
ordinary
roadside
gravel.
路边的砂砾里可以提取出铂金
No
it
can't.
提不出好吗
Actually
it
can.
其实是可以的
Catalytic
converters
contain
platinum.
催化转换器里含有铂金
Microparticles
of
that
platinum
are
expelled
in
the
exhaust
铂金微粒会随着废气一起被排出
and
are
mixed
in
with
the
gravel.
然后与路边的砂砾混在一起
See
This
thing's
a
gold
mine.
看到没 这玩意可是金矿啊
It
would
be
more
apt
to
call
it
a
platinum
mine.
把它叫铂金矿应该会更正确
I
laughed
at
your
joke.
你刚才的笑话我有笑
Strike
Keep
your
eye
on
the
ball.
-一好球 -眼睛看着球
Strike
two.
两好球
You
got
this
你能行
Strike
three.
三好球
You're
out.
Hey
ump
you're
blind.
-三振出局 -裁判你瞎了啊
She
swung
and
missed.
Fine.
-她自己挥棒落空 -行吧
Hey
ump
you're
bald.
裁判 你个秃子
Better
好点了吗
Come
on.
You
can
do
this
girl.
来吧 姑娘 你可以的
Strike
one.
一好球
You
can
do
it
sweetheart.
你一定行 宝贝
Strike
two.
两好球
Strike
three.
三好球
I
still
think
you
can
do
it
sweetheart.
我还是觉得你能行 宝贝
Strike
one.
一好球
Strike
two.
两好球
Strike
three.
You're
out.
三好球 三振出局
Strike
one.
一好球
Strike
two.
两好球
Strike
three.
You're
out.
三好球 三振出局
It's
okay
Cooper.
You'll
get
'em
next
time.
没事的 库珀 下次一定可以
Want
to
go
to
Dairy
Queen
想去吃冰激凌吗
I
don't
deserve
Dairy
Queen.
我不配吃冰激凌
It's
not
your
fault
honey.
不是你的错啊 小宝贝
That
other
pitcher
was
almost
a
grown
man.
对方投手都差不多是成年人了
I
think
I
saw
him
at
the
bar
last
night.
我昨晚好像有在酒吧看到他
Y
You're
just
going
through
a
little
slump.
你只是遇到了一点低潮期啦
Happens
to
everyone.
每个人都会有这种时候
Well
how
do
I
get
out
of
it
那我怎么走出低潮期呢
When
I've
been
at
the
craps
table...
当我在赌桌上...
George
you
give
advice.
乔治 你来给她建议
Oh
smart.
Man's
been
in
a
slump
his
whole
life.
"好主意" 这货低潮了一辈子了
You
just
got
to
get
out
of
your
head.
你得打败心魔
You...
you're
thinking
too
much.
你... 你就是有点想太多了
I
promise
thinking
too
much
has
never
been
my
problem.
我跟你保证 我从没有过想太多这问题
When
I'm
feeling
down
do
you
know
what
I
do
你知道当我意志低沉时 都怎么振作吗
Pray.
祈祷
It
works.
真的有用
In
fact
I'm
gonna
pray
for
you
tonight.
我今晚就要为你祷告
Everybody
prays
to
God
at
night.
大家都会在晚上跟神祈祷
Do
it
now
while
he's
got
some
free
time.
祂现在比较有空 趁现在祈祷吧
Hey
what
you
doing
你在干嘛呢
Playing
a
historically
accurate
game
called
The
Oregon
Trail.
玩一个符合史实的游戏叫《俄勒冈之旅》
That
sounds
boring.
听起来很无聊啊
Hardly.
My
wagon
broke
an
axle
and
my
wife
died
of
dysentery.
并不会 我的四轮马车断了一根车轴 我老婆死于痢疾
Well
can
you
pause
it
for
a
sec
那你能暂停一下吗
It
does
seems
rude
to
push
on
to
Oregon
在我女儿梅布尔哀悼母亲去世时
while
my
daughter
Mabel
is
mourning
the
loss
of
her
mother.
就赶着往俄勒冈前进好像是有点失礼
What
can
I
do
for
you
请问有何需要我帮忙
Remember
when
we
were
talking
about
platinum
in
gravel
还记得我们之前在聊砂砾中的铂金吗
Do
you
know
how
to
get
it
out
你知道怎么样提取出来吗
It's
not
a
complicated
principle.
这原理并不复杂啊
I
could
probably
do
it
with
my
Professor
Proton
chemistry
set.
我应该可以用《质子教授》的化学设备组办到
Great.
And
an
oven
that
reaches
2
000
degrees.
-那太好了 -还要一个可以加热到2000度的烤箱
Does
our
oven
do
that
我们家的烤箱能办到吗
No
but
I
read
you
can
build
one
不能 不过我读到过
out
of
a
garbage
can
and
a
leaf
blower.
一个垃圾桶加一台吹叶机就可以办到
Cool.
Let's
mine
some
platinum.
厉害 那我们去挖铂金矿吧
No
thank
you.
I
don't
care
about
money.
不了 谢谢 我不在乎钱这种身外之物
But
you
care
about
science
right
但你在乎科学不是吗
Of
course.
当然啦
So
I
offer
you
the
chance
to
do
an
experiment
所以向你提出一个做实验的机会
and
you'd
rather
play
a
video
game
而你宁愿在家打游戏吗
What
would
Professor
Proton
think
你觉得《质子教授》会怎么想你
《质子教授》多功能科学工具组
He'd
be
disappointed.
他会很失望
So
what
do
you
say
所以你说怎么样
I
say
we
collect
gravel.
我说 我们去收集砂砾吧
There
you
go.
这就对啦
In
case
you're
worried
为防你心里会担心
Mabel
and
I
did
finally
make
it
to
Oregon
梅布尔与我最终有成功到达俄勒冈
where
I
remarried
and
lived
to
the
ripe
old
age
of
41.
我在那里续弦并活到高龄41岁
All
right
Cooper
remember
what
I
told
you
okay
好啦 库珀 别忘了我教你的
Knees
bent
elbows
out
膝盖弯曲 手肘朝外
eye
on
the
ball.
眼睛看着球
Hang
on.
稍等
Hi
God.
It's
Missy
Cooper.
神啊 我是米希·库珀
I
know
my
mom
talked
to
you
about
me
the
other
day
我知道我妈前几天有跟你提到我
and
she's
like
your
biggest
fan.
她算是你的头号铁粉了
Hey
what's
going
on
现在是怎么样了
What
did
you
fall
asleep
你是睡着了吗
Sorry
I
was
praying.
对不起 我刚才在祷告
Oh
my
apologies.
抱歉 我失礼了
Anyway
I
could
really
use
your
help
getting
a
hit.
总之 我很需要你帮忙我击球成功
Amen.
阿门
Okay.
Are
we
good
-好了 -我们可以了吗
I
don't
know.
We'll
find
out.
不知道啊 试试就知道了
Okay
remember
好 别忘了
elbows
up
手肘抬起
knees
bent.
膝盖微曲
I'm
coming
at
you
Cooper.
我要投啦 库珀
Way
to
go.
Perfect.
太棒啦 完美的一球
Thank
you
God.
谢谢你 神
How
about
"Thank
you
Coach"
说一句"谢谢你 教练"如何
Thank
you
Coach.
Too
late.
-谢谢你 教练 -太迟了
This
should
be
a
good
spot.
这个点应该很不错
It's
a
high
traffic
area
which
means
plenty
of
exhaust
这里车流量大 代表会有很多废气排放
and
therefore
plenty
of
platinum.
也就表示会有很多铂金
Great.
Let's
get
shoveling.
很好 开挖吧
You
ain't
gonna
help
你不帮忙挖吗
No.
不要
How
was
practice
今天练球如何
Great.
I
hit
the
ball
further
than
anyone.
很棒 我打出了比谁都远的一球
Sounds
like
a
little
prayer
helped
after
all.
看来祈祷好像帮上忙啦
I
guess
it
did.
You
seem
surprised.
-好像是真的有效 -感觉你很惊讶啊
Well
God
knows
everything
神祂全知全能
and
I
have
some
pretty
evil
thoughts.
而我脑子里有一些蛮邪恶的想法
Oh
Missy.
米希
Ooh
what
if
I
start
wearing
a
cross
要是我开始戴十字架呢
so
God
knows
I
mean
business
这样神就知道我是认真的了
You
could
also
clean
up
your
thinking.
你也可以净化一下自己的思想
Nah.
不要
What's
taking
so
long
怎么这么久啊
It'd
be
faster
if
you
helped.
你要是来帮忙就不用那么久了
Well
we
know
that's
not
happening.
我们都知道这是不可能的
I
know
you
got
your
hands
full
with
all
that
sad
stuff
我知道你手头上要处理的事情很多
like
disease
and
war
and
hunger
and
poverty
比如疾病 战争 饥荒与贫穷
so
thanks
again
for
helping
me
get
some
hits
at
practice.
所以真的很感谢你帮忙我练习时打中球
Amen.
阿门
Don't
forget
to
ask
him
to
keep
our
family
safe
and
healthy.
别忘了请求祂保佑我们一家平安健康
I
just
hung
up.
Don't
make
me
call
him
back.
我刚跟祂挂电话 别让我再打过去了
Should
I
be
wearing
all
that
我该穿戴你那一套吗
I
recommend
it.
Those
rocks
are
filthy.
我建议啊 那些石子可脏了
I'm
good.
我没事
God
made
dirt.
Dirt
don't
hurt.
神制造出泥土 泥土不会伤人
Where
do
we
start
我们怎么开始
The
first
step
is
to
put
the
gravel
in
these
colanders
第一步是把砂砾放进滤锅里
and
then
sift
it
over
the
tray
to
collect
the
dust.
然后再抖进盘里收集灰
It's
like
finding
money
in
the
street.
就像从大街上捡钱一样
Why
do
you
care
so
much
about
money
你为什么这么在乎钱啊
You
saw
Back
to
the
Future
when
their
dad's
rich
at
the
end
你有看到电影《回到未来》结尾时 爸爸有了钱
his
wife
is
all
skinny
and
loves
him
way
more.
老婆纤细苗条 变得更爱他吗
So
you
want
a
wife
who
loves
you
because
you
have
money
所以你希望你老婆因为你有钱才爱你吗
A
skinny
wife.
还得是瘦子
I
have
something
for
you.
我有个东西给你
You
said
you
wanted
a
cross
你说你想要个十字架
and
this
is
the
one
I
used
to
wear
when
I
was
your
age.
这个是我在你这年纪时所戴的
It's
so
pretty.
好漂亮啊
I'm
glad
you
like
it.
你喜欢就好
It's
a
nice
reminder
that
wherever
you
are
这是个能很好提醒你
God
is
always
with
you.
上帝永远与你同在的东西
And
it
means
a
lot
to
me
that
you
want
to
wear
it.
而你想戴它对我来说也意义非凡
Thanks
Mom.
I'm
gonna
pray
right
now.
谢谢你 妈 我现在要祈祷一下
God
it's
Missy
again.
神啊 我米希又来了
If
you
can
hear
me
better
it's
'cause
I'm
wearing
a
cross
now.
如果你听我说话变清楚 是因为我戴了十字架
Please
let
me
get
a
lot
of
hits
on
Saturday.
请你保佑我周六打中很多球
And
if
their
star
pitcher
breaks
his
arm
or
gets
run
over
by
a
truck
如果他们的王牌投手弄伤了手臂或是被卡车撞
I'd
totally
be
okay
with
that.
我也乐意接受
Amen.
阿门
Amen.
阿门
Now
we
have
to
sift
the
powder
again
现在我们得再过一次筛
because
the
platinum
particles
are
extremely
small
因为铂金的微粒非常非常小
sometimes
no
more
than
just
a
few
atoms.
有时都不超过几个原子
If
I
was
as
smart
as
you
I'd
play
the
stock
market.
如果我有你那么聪明 我就去玩股票
Or
go
on
Price
Is
Right.
或者上猜价节目了
I'd
rather
spend
my
time
focusing
on
important
things
我比较想把时间用在重要的事物上
like
figuring
out
how
the
universe
works.
比如解出宇宙是怎么运作的
So
say
you
figure
out
how
the
universe
works.
Then
what
所以如果哪天你解出来了 之后呢
I'm
not
sure
but
in
the
meantime
不确定 但与此同时
I
agree
with
Richard
Feynman.
我同意理查德·费曼说的话
I
simply
enjoy
the
pleasure
of
finding
things
out.
我单纯很享受解出事物逻辑的过程
I
agree
with
the
Beastie
Boys.
我同意嘻哈团体野兽男孩说的
You
got
to
fight
for
your
right
to
party.
你得自己争取你派对的权利
Well
it's
good
to
have
a
personal
philosophy.
拥有个人人生观还是挺好的
What's
next
We
create
a
chemical
flux
-下一步呢 -我们调出化学药剂
by
combining
borax
sodium
carbonate
将硼砂 碳酸钠
lead
oxide
and
flour.
氧化铅与面粉混合
Did
you
know
Sheldon
and
Georgie
你知道谢尔顿和小乔治
are
working
on
something
together
一起进行一个项目吗
That's
nice.
And
guess
what
那可真好啊 说起来
Missy
asked
me
if
she
could
wear
a
cross.
米希问我她能不能戴十字架
She's
in
her
bedroom
saying
prayers
right
now.
她现在就在卧室里祈祷呢
Hmm.
I
don't
like
it.
我不喜欢这样
What
are
you
talking
about
Our
kids
are
behaving.
你在说什么傻话 我们孩子乖乖听话呢
Exactly.
Something
bad's
gonna
happen.
就是这样才有问题 有坏事要发生了
Why
can't
you
just
be
thankful
你为什么不能感恩就好
Because
that's
when
life
kicks
you
right
in
the
plums
Mary.
因为一感恩 就会被生活踢爆蛋蛋 玛丽
Dad
where's
your
power
drill
老爸 你的机械钻在哪
Why
Our
oven
doesn't
reach
2
000
degrees
-干嘛 -我们家的烤箱达不到2000度
so
we're
going
to
make
a
homemade
kiln
out
of
a
garbage
can.
所以我们要用垃圾桶自制一个窑
And
there
go
the
plums.
瞧 蛋爆人亡了
Are
you
two
trying
to
burn
down
the
house
你们俩是想把房子烧掉吗
No
we're
trying
to
make
platinum
out
of
gravel.
不是 我们是想用砂砾制造铂金
You're
not
building
a
2
000
degree
oven.
你不准造2000度的烤箱
Fine.
Just
so
you
know
I
was
gonna
cut
you
in.
好吧 但告诉你一声 我本来打算给你分成的
Really
You'll
fight
for
your
right
to
party
你认真的 你愿意为了参加派对奋力争取
but
not
for
your
right
to
make
a
device
却不愿意为制造一个
that'll
exceed
the
melting
point
of
lead
能超越铅熔点的设备据理力争吗
Shut
up.
闭嘴吧
Ooh
"Why
can't
you
be
thankful
"
"你为什么不能感恩就好"
What's
your
problem
你在气什么
Mom
and
Dad
won't
let
me
build
a
kiln
爸妈不准我建造窑
so
Georgie
and
I
can't
finish
our
experiment.
所以我和小乔治无法完成我们的试验了
Before
you
tell
me
I
don't
care
what
a
kiln
is.
不用解释 我不在乎窑是个什么鬼
Okay
but
you'll
never
know
it's
a
high
temperature
oven.
行吧 但你就永远都不会知道窑是高温烤箱
If
you're
unhappy
just
ask
God
for
help.
如果你不爽 就向上帝求助吧
I
don't
believe
in
God.
我不相信有上帝
He
can
hear
you.
祂能听见的
He
knows
if
you've
been
bad
or
good.
祂知道你有没有乖
Like
Santa
but
he
can
send
you
to
hell.
和圣诞老人一样 只不过祂能罚你下地狱
I'm
not
going
to
ask
some
magical
being
to
solve
my
problems.
我不会靠求神拜佛来解决我的问题
I
asked
him
to
help
me
with
my
batting
and
he
did.
我请祂帮我解决击球的问题 祂就帮了
There's
a
pottery
kiln
in
art
class.
We
can
use
that.
美术教室有一个陶瓷窑 我们可以用它
Georgie
I
figured
it
out
小乔治 我想到办法了
Good
job
but
that
does
not
count
as
one
of
my
wishes.
干得好 但那不能算进我的愿望哦
Why
are
we
being
sneaky
我们为什么要偷偷摸摸
I
thought
you
said
we
have
permission.
你不是说我们拿到使用许可了
We
do.
I
just
don't
want
anybody
knowing
about
our
platinum.
是没错 但我不想让人知道铂金的事
Smart.
Last
week
I
bragged
about
having
a
Nutter
Butter
明智 上周 我吹嘘我有花生夹心饼
and
some
rat
stole
it
right
out
of
my
lunch
bag.
结果不知哪个小人就从我午餐袋里偷走了
Well
it
sure
wasn't
me.
反正不是我干的
And
then
I
hit
it
over
the
right
fielder's
head.
然后我就击中了 球从右外野手头顶飞过去
Sounds
like
you
had
a
good
practice.
听起来你练得很顺利
I
did.
Coach
said
he's
gonna
have
me
hit
cleanup.
是的 教练说他会把我安排在主棒
Missy
米希
will
you
rub
your
cross
on
my
bat
你能用你的十字架摩擦一下我的球棒吗
No.
不行
Have
you
been
doing
that
你有这么做吗
On
mine.
It's
working
great.
只摩擦我自己的啦 效果奇佳
Please
拜托啦
I'll
give
you
a
dollar.
我可以给你一块钱哦
Fine.
好吧
What
do
you
think
you're
doing
你这是在干什么
Sharing
God's
love
and
making
some
cash.
分享上帝的爱 顺便赚点小钱
Absolutely
not.
绝对不可以
How
about
I
give
you
the
dollar
那我把这一块钱给你 行吗
God's
love
has
nothing
to
do
with
money.
上帝的爱与金钱无关
What
about
the
collection
plate
at
church
那教堂里的奉献盘怎么说
That
is
different.
那是两码事
That's
where
I
found
this
dollar.
我就是在奉献盘里找到这一块钱的
Okay.
好了
Bye.
再见
So
now
we
just
wait
for
the
concrete
dust
我们现在就等混凝土粉末分解
to
dissolve
and
the
lead
to
melt
以及等铅熔化啦
That's
exactly
right.
非常正确
I
know.
I
listen.
我知道 我有认真听
And
you
understand
it
I
work
in
sales.
-你都能听明白吗 -我是干销售的
I
don't
need
to
know
what
I'm
talking
about
我不用理解我说的内容
to
make
it
sound
good.
都能够说个天花乱坠
Don't
you
think
it
would
make
you
better
at
your
job
你真的了解你所卖的产品
if
you
understood
the
products
you
were
selling
难道不会让你工作做得更好吗
No.
People
don't
want
to
hear
facts.
I
do.
-不会 人们并不想听到事实 -我就想啊
Normal
people
don't
want
to
hear
facts.
是正常人不想听到事实
I'm
normal.
我就是正常人啊
Are
you
你是吗
No
I'm
special.
好吧不是 人家是人中龙凤啦
Is
it
supposed
to
be
doing
that
Something's
wrong.
-这样大冒烟是正常的吗 -有点不对劲
Maybe
we
didn't
sift
out
all
the
rubber.
可能我们没筛干净橡胶
I
think
it's
burning.
好像烧起来了
Okay.
Okay
calm
down.
I'll
handle
it.
好 冷静 我会处理好的
I'm
having
difficulty
remaining
calm.
我很难保持冷静
Come
on
come
on
come
on
come
on.
快点 快点 快点
I'm
feeling
more
calm
now.
现在我冷静多了
What
were
you
thinking
Well...
-你们这猪脑子怎么想的 -这个嘛...
I
don't
want
to
hear
excuses.
我不想听到一堆借口
You
could've
burned
the
school
down.
你们差点把学校烧没了
What
do
you
have
to
say
for
yourselves
你们给我好好解释一下
I
thought
you
didn't
want
to
hear
my
excuses.
你不是不想听我们的借口吗
Oh
no
we
didn't
break
into
the
classroom.
不 我们不是擅自闯入教室的
Georgie
had
permission
from
the
teacher.
小乔治从老师那里申请到使用许可了
That
is
not
important
right
now.
现在不用提这种无关紧要的小事
So
you
think
a
teacher
said
it
was
okay
所以你认为老师会允许
for
a
ten
year
old
and
an
idiot
一个十岁小屁孩和一个学渣
to
use
a
2
000
degree
oven
unsupervised
在无人监督下使用一个2000度的烤箱吗
You
fibber.
你这撒谎精
You
also
stole
my
Nutter
Butter.
我的花生夹心饼也是你偷的
Are
you
mad
at
me
你生我气了吗
No.
You
sure
-没有 -真的吗
'Cause
that's
how
you
look
when
Dad
had
that
breakfast
beer.
上次爸爸吃早餐时偷喝啤酒 你也是这幅表情
To
be
honest
I'm
a
little
concerned
that
I
have
given
you
老实说 我有点担心
the
wrong
impression
about
how
prayer
works.
我让你误解了祈祷是怎么回事
I
get
it.
I
ask
God
for
stuff
he
gives
it
to
me.
我知道怎么回事 我问上帝要什么 祂就给我
It's
not
rocket
science.
这没多复杂
Missy
God
does
not
grant
wishes.
米希 上帝不会实现人们的愿望
So
he
gave
me
good
luck
那祂是给我好运吗
It's
not
luck.
不是好运
Luck
is
chance
and
God
has
a
plan.
好运是机遇 上帝自有安排
Right
and
his
plan
is
to
give
me
what
I
want
when
I
pray.
没错 他的安排就是我祈祷要什么 祂就给我
That's
why
he's
so
cool.
所以祂超酷的
No.
I...
I
mean
he
is
cool
不是 祂当然很酷
but
sometimes
that
might
not
be
his
plan.
但有时那或许不是他的安排
Then
what's
the
point
of
praying
如果祂只会随心所欲
if
he's
just
gonna
do
what
he
wants
那祈祷还有什么意义
You
don't
pray
to
God
to
get
things.
你向上帝祈祷不是为了得到东西
You
pray
to
build
a
relationship
with
him.
而是为了和祂建立关系
This
is
too
complicated.
I'm
just
gonna
keep
你说的这些太复杂了 我还是继续
rubbing
this
thing
on
my
bat
and
kicking
butt.
用这玩意摩擦我的球棒 碾压其他人就好
Okay
that
is
it.
Take
it
off.
好了 到此为止 把十字架摘掉
No
I
need
it.
The
game's
Saturday.
不行 我需要它 周六就要比赛了
There
are
more
important
things
than
baseball.
有很多东西比棒球重要得多
Now
hand
it
over.
快给我
God
cover
your
ears.
上帝 盖住耳朵别听
Damn
it.
我靠
Missy
Cooper
米希·库珀
You
are
not
ready
for
that.
You
give
that
back.
你还没准备好 把十字架还给我
Oh
you...
Get
你这臭丫头 滚啦
Lord
I
really
need
you
right
now.
主啊 我此刻十分需要你
I
have
tried
so
hard
to
lead
my
family
to
your
light
我一直很努力把家人引向你的光明
but
so
far
Sheldon
doesn't
believe
in
you
但目前为止 谢尔顿不相信你的存在
Missy
thinks
you're
a
magic
trick
米希以为你会魔法
and
you're
not
a
teenage
girl
而且你不是豆蔻少女
so
Georgie
doesn't
think
about
you
at
all.
所以小乔治连想都不会想到你
I
never
thought
I'd
take
a
cross
away
from
my
own
child
我没想过有一天我会从我孩子手中夺走十字架
but
what
choice
did
I
have
但我别无选择
She
was
rubbing
it
on
sporting
equipment.
她居然用十字架摩擦运动器材 祈求好运
I
didn't
think
there
was
a
wrong
way
to
pray
我以前以为祈祷不限方式
but
leave
it
to
that
girl
to
find
one.
可硬是让那姑娘找到一种不妥的
Please
give
me
the
strength
to
keep
guiding
my
family
to
you.
请赐予我力量 继续把我家人引向你
I
can't
do
it
on
my
own.
Amen.
我一个人做不到 阿门
So
how
was
everybody's
day
大家今天过得怎么样啊
That
good
huh
"好"到无语吗
How
about
we
just
say
grace
我们来做饭前祷告吧
You're
gonna
ask
him
to
bless
the
food
Interesting.
你要请求祂赐予食物吗 呵呵
That
is
enough.
你够了
Oh
come
on.
别这样嘛
How
can
I
appreciate
all
this
tension
我不知道发生了什么
if
I
don't
know
what
it's
about
就没法笑看你们之间的八卦啦
Mom
took
my
cross
away
and
I
have
a
game
on
Saturday.
妈妈拿走了我的十字架 可我周六有比赛
Why
would
you
do
that
She's
out
of
the
slump.
你为什么要那么做 她终于走出低潮期了
She
was
being
sacrilegious.
她亵渎上帝了
Mary
this
is
sports.
玛丽 这可是体育运动
When
something's
working
you
do
not
mess
with
it.
如果有些做法能带来好运 你绝不能打断
I
am
not
changing
my
mind.
God
is
not
a
good
luck
charm.
我不会改变我的决定 上帝不是幸运符
Well
how
about
all
the
players
that
kiss
their
crosses
很多球员走入击球位置前都会亲十字架
before
they
go
in
the
batter's
box
那又怎么说呢
They
can
take
it
up
with
their
mommies.
他们可以找自己的妈妈说理去
So
she's
finally
hitting
good
她好不容易能击中球
and
you're
gonna
let
her
go
to
that
game
all
up
in
her
head
你现在却让她心里没底地去比赛吗
Her
relationship
with
God
is
more
important
她和上帝的关系远比
than
getting
some
hits
in
a
baseball
game.
她在棒球比赛中击中球重要
This
is
perfect.
They're
mad
at
each
other.
太好了 他们吵成一锅
Takes
the
heat
off
us.
就没空骂我们了
Thank
you.
I
had
no
idea
what
was
going
on.
谢谢解释 我本来不知道这是在闹哪一出
Mary
give
her
the
cross
back.
玛丽 把十字架还给她
When
she
is
ready
for
it
I
will.
等她准备好了 我自然会还给她
I
have
a
bunch
of
crosses
in
my
jewelry
box.
我首饰盒里有几个十字架
You
can
take
any
one
you
want.
你想拿哪个都行
I
don't
want
another
cross.
I
want
my
lucky
cross.
我不想要其他十字架 我就要我那个幸运十字架
And
that
is
exactly
why
she
is
not
ready.
这正是她没准备好的原因
Let's
say
grace.
我们祷告吧
Bless
us
Lord
for
the
food
we
are
about
to
receive
主 感谢你赐予我们今晚的食物
and
bless
the
hands
that
prepared
it.
Amen.
请你保佑烹饪食物的人 阿门
Amen.
阿门
I'm
glad
we're
no
longer
in
trouble
我很庆幸你们不再气
for
almost
burning
the
school
down.
我们差点把学校烧掉那件事
Let's
talk
about
that.
赶紧说说这又是什么八卦
Georgie.
小乔治
Yeah
什么事
Are
you
still
interested
in
getting
rich
quick
你还有兴趣赚快钱吗
No
I
want
to
do
it
slow
like
a
chump.
没有 我想像大白痴一样慢慢攒
Oh.
Never
mind.
那就算了
Tell
me
Sheldon.
说吧 谢尔顿
It
occurred
to
me
that
a
good
way
我想到一个
to
generate
a
positive
cash
flow
would
be
产生正向现金流的好办法
to
curate
popular
songs
and
make
them
available
in
a
digital
form.
那就是储存流行歌曲 并把歌曲制成数字形式
Possibly
on
a
small
device
that
could
also
be
used
或许放进也能用作电话
as
a
phone
or
even
a
camera.
或甚至相机的小型设备
Right.
A
phone
camera
music
machine.
兼具电话相机音乐功能的神奇机器耶
Get
out
of
here.
滚吧你
Psst.
Hey
Missy.
Come
here.
喂 米希 过来
What
I'm
up
next.
干嘛 下一棒就轮到我
You
know.
Here.
给你这个
Don't
tell
your
mother.
别告诉你妈
I
think
I
wanna
do
this
on
my
own.
我想我还是靠自己吧
Are
you
sure
你确定吗
Just
in
case
mom's
right.
万一妈妈说得对
I
don't
wanna
make
God
mad.
我可不想惹上帝生气
Strike
three.
You're
up.
三好球 该你上场
All
right.
Go
get
them.
好吧 碾压他们
Strike
one.
一好球
Dad
Coming
-爸爸 -来了
内容
操作
视频
下载
教程课件
下载
单词卡片
下载