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Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

I'm pregnant

我怀孕了

I heard them talking about a baby

我听见他们说到一个婴儿

Oh my You know what that means

-天啊 -你知道那代表什么意思

Mom's pregnant Exactly

-妈妈怀孕了 -没错

Everybody loves a wedding

人人都爱婚礼

I'm having a baby I don't need to marry another one

我马上要生宝宝了我不需要嫁给另一个巨婴

Mary they already made one giant mistake

玛丽他们已经犯下一个人生大错了

They don't have to make another

没必要再犯第二个

So marrying me was a mistake

这么说和我结婚是人生大错

You're honestly happy with how your life turned out

说实话你真对你现在的人生满意吗

You have no regrets

没有任何遗憾和后悔

What do you want me to say

你想要我说什么

I want you to admit that this marriage

我希望你承认这桩婚姻

hasn't exactly been a bed of roses

并非那么地幸福美满

Wake up No marriage is a bed of roses

醒醒没有任何婚姻是幸福美满的

Well then I guess we nailed it I guess we did

-那我们做得太好了 -好到泪奔

Can you take Missy to school today

你今天能带米希去上学吗

Why It's on your way

为什么你明明顺路

I have to drop the church bulletin off at the printer

我得把教堂公报送去印

Nobody reads those things

那东西哪有人读啊

I know we're not getting along right now

我知道我们现在有点两看相厌

but when we walk into that kitchen

但我们走进厨房时

Missy and Sheldon do not need to see us fighting

别让米希跟谢尔顿看到我们吵架

Fine

好啦

So you'll take her

那你会送她吗

Whatever you say dear

一切按您吩咐亲爱的

Mom and Dad are still really upset

老爸老妈还在不愉快

With good reason She's awfully old to be having a baby

很合理啊她现在怀孩子太高龄了吧

Is it really dangerous

这是不是很危险啊

Not with modern science but back in pioneer times

有现代医学其实不会但如果发生在早年

we'd be burying her down by the crick

我们就得准备把她埋小溪旁了

I'm just saying they're cranky enough

我是想告诉你他们已经很烦了

so don't be a pain in the ass

你可别又给他们添堵

I'm always on my best behavior

我一直都是表现优良

You're the hormonal firecracker around here

你才是荷尔蒙乱飙的小炸药包

Sheldon

谢尔顿

And thar she blows

它爆炸[喷水]啦

Moby Dick

《白鲸记》

It's a book

是本书

Where the hell's my travel mug

我的随身杯呢

I think Georgie took it dear

好像被小乔治拿走了吧亲爱的

That son of a gun

那个小乌龟蛋

Missy your father's gonna take you to school today

米希今天你爸爸载你去上学

Thanks Daddy I hope it's not too much trouble

谢谢父亲大人希望不会太给您添麻烦

No trouble at all my little angel

乐意之至我的小天使

Why'd you say they're cranky

你为什么说他们在不高兴

They're fine

心情很好啊

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

年

少

谢尔顿

Okay you can do this

好的你可以的

Just tell him

就直接告诉他

Everything okay

没事吧

Oh What Yes What are you doing there

什么当然没事你怎么来了

I came for the stapler but stayed for the show

本来是来借订书机没想到看到这场戏

Oh Well I was just going in to talk to Pastor Jeff

我是要进去跟杰夫牧师说事情啦

Then go

那你进去吧

I'm going Do it

-我要进去啦 -进去呗

I'm doing it

我这就进去

See

你看

Very convincing

非常有说服力啊

Come in

请进

What's up

怎么啦

I was hoping to get your take on something

我有事情想跟您请教一下

Of course

当然

This isn't really about me

这不是我的事

but I recently met a young woman

只是我最近遇到一个年轻女生

who got pregnant um

她怀了孕但

out of wedlock

是未婚先孕

I see

了解

Is the young man in the picture

那孩子父亲还在吗

He is

还在身边

Well as long as they tie the knot

那只要他们赶在

before the bambino pops out the big guy looks the other way

崽子呱呱落地之前结婚 "上头"不会怪罪的

Right right

是啊懂

But the woman isn't so keen on

但那个女孩似乎并没有兴趣

knots or tying them

想要成家

Then I'm afraid she and that poor baby are in for a difficult time

那我怕她与孩子的日子会很难过了

I know Um

是啊

What about the parents of the young couple

那这对小情侣的父母呢

Well they certainly didn't raise these kids with the right values

他们绝对没有给孩子灌输好正确的价值观

I only get them one day a week

我一周只能教育孩子一次

The rest of it's on Mom and Dad

剩下的都靠他们爸妈

Right Right

是啊可不是吗

Oh But um

可是

what if the boy's parents

那如果男方的家长

did want to do the right thing

是希望小情侣做正确的选择呢

I don't see how it's their fault

这不能算是他们的锅吧

Well didn't the boy still have premarital sex

他们家的儿子不也是婚前性行为

which led to pregnancy

才让人家大了肚子吗

Yes

是啦

You have to ask

这不得不让人疑惑

where were his parents

他的父母之前怎么没管着呢

These are all good questions

这些都是好问题

Okay let's take a look at the board now Judy Lisa

现在来看看画面朱迪丽莎

and see what subjects we're dealing with

看看本期《井字大富翁》

in this match of Tic Tac Dough

都有哪些主题的题目

Famous Blondes

知名金发妞

Trivia Dare Explorers

冷知识大冒险探索者

Colors Geology Top Ten Movies

颜色地质学前十名电影

I'll be right back Wink

马上回来啊主持人

What We know what's going on at home

-干嘛 -我们知道家里发生了什么事

And we need to talk

我们得谈谈

I'm in the middle of something important

我现在有要紧事在忙

So are we

我们也是

Um may I please come in

我能进来吗

What's up

要干嘛

Why won't Mom and Dad tell us what's going on

为什么爸妈不跟我们说实情

Well there might be several reasons for that

可能有很多种原因啊

but right off the top of my head I'd say

但我最先想到的一个理由就是

none of your damn business

关你们屁事

Mom's having a baby and that's none of our business

妈妈怀孕了怎么就不关我们的事

Is that what you think's going on

你们以为发生了这个事吗

Isn't it No

-不是吗 -并不是

Then what's going on

那到底发生了什么事

None of your damn business

关你们屁事

We need to talk

我们得谈谈

Kind of busy

有点忙

This is important

这很重要

I was talking to Pastor Jeff about our little situation

我今天去跟杰夫牧师聊了这"情况"

Why would you tell him He doesn't know it's Georgie

-你干嘛要告诉他啊 -他不知道是小乔治

But people are gonna find out eventually

但事情总有一天会传开

and they're gonna judge all of us

我们肯定会被大家在背地里说闲话

Who cares what people think

在乎别人说的闲话干嘛呢

I care We live in this town

我就在乎啊我们还得住在这呢

I work at the church

我可是在教会工作呢

Hello

您好

Heads up The twins were just here

先跟你打招呼双胞胎刚来过

and they were asking a bunch of questions

他们问了不少那件事的问题

You didn't tell them did you

那你没告诉他们吧

No but they know there's a baby in the mix

没有但他们知道这件事跟婴儿有关

Actually they thought you were having it

其实呢他们以为是你怀了孩子

Oh Lord

我的老天

Yeah Anyway they're gonna be there any minute

是啊好啦他们马上就会回到家

Have fun

祝好运

What now

又怎么了

We're home

我们到家啦

And we want answers

我们想听到一些答案

That

麻烦上门了

In here

在这呢

We want to know what's going on

我们想知道到底发生了什么事

And we know it has something to do with a baby

我们知道发生了一件跟宝宝有关的事

And we know it's not yours So whose is it

-我们也知道不是你怀了 -所以是谁的

This is a private matter

这是私事

and it does not concern you

而且也跟你们俩无关

It's Georgie

是小乔治

You don't know that It all makes sense

-你怎么能肯定 -这下一切都说得通了

You were talking with him in the garage the other night

那天晚上你们去车库跟他谈话

And word on the street is he's sexually active

坊间传言他有在过性生活

恶心

So who's preggers

所以谁被搞大肚子了

Yes who All right

-对啊谁 -好了

Family meeting now

来开家庭会议

I'll leave you to it George

-交给你来办 -乔治

Fudge

妈蛋

Okay yes your

好啦是的你们的

Your brother's gonna have a baby

哥哥要有孩子了

With whom Her name is Mandy

-跟谁啊 -她的名字叫曼蒂

Ooh she's the one that's older than him

她是那个比他大的姐姐

How much older

大几岁啊

That's not important

这不重要

That means a lot Thank you

-这表示肯定大了不少岁 -谢谢

Do I really need to be here for this Yes

-我有必要坐在这里听吗 -有

Double fudge

妈了个大蛋

Are they getting married

他们要结婚吗

We don't know but probably Mary

-我们不知道但应该会吧 -玛丽

It would be better for them and better for the baby

这对他们还有对宝宝都比较好

And better for you

对你也好

so your church friends don't get bent out of shape

这样你教会的朋友也不会发神经病

We'll talk about this later

我们之后再谈这事情

Ooh a subcommittee just formed Exciting

又开了另一个下属事务委员会有意思

The important thing is is that you both

重点是你们两个人

need to keep this quiet

都得守好这个秘密

This is family business

这是我们的家事

I have to keep a secret I'm not good at those

我得守秘吗我对这种事很不在行

It's not a secret No one's gonna ask you about it

这不是什么秘密别人也不会问你

It's just a thing you don't need to bring up

就是件不值得你一提的事情罢了

But what if I do

那要是我提了呢

What if you don't

那要是你不说呢

But now it's all I can think about

但我现在满脑子都是这件事

What if my mouth loses control

万一我的嘴不受控制呢

You're good at keeping promises right

你是个十分守诺的人对吧

Very Great

-非常 -那太好了

Then promise you won't tell anybody

那你许诺你不会告诉别人

That's an interesting work around However

这曲线救国的招数不错但是呢

You're not telling anyone Fine

-你不会告诉别人 -好啦

I'm gonna be an aunt

我要变成姑姑了

That's so weird

感觉好怪啊

Not as weird as Uncle Sheldon

再怪也没有谢尔顿叔叔怪

Yeah well we're gonna be grandparents

是啊我们还要成为爷爷奶奶了呢

And Meemaw's gonna be a great grandmother

姥姥还要变成曾外祖母

That sounds so old

感觉好老啊

Please tell her that

求你转述给她听一遍

Good night Wade

晚安啦韦德

It ain't good I lost all my money

安个鬼我钱都输光了

Well good for me

你不好我就好

Yeah yeah

对对对

Hey Mandy It's me again

曼蒂还是我

Just wanted to see how you were doing

我就想关心一下你好不好

If there's anything you need I'm around

如果你有任何需要帮忙的我随时在

Please call me back

收到请回电

She ducking your calls

她不回你吗

Seems like it

好像是的

Well you understand why she might not want to talk to you

那你能理解她为什么不想跟你说话吧

Yes I know

我知道啦

I'm trying to make up for it

我也想要弥补她啊

This might be one of those things you just can't make up for

这或许就是那种补不回来的事情吧

Ain't fair

这不公平啊

You better do some growing up fast

你还是抓紧时间长大吧

'cause "fair" left the building

"公平"早在你脱下裤子时

the second you yanked your pants down

就把你甩在九霄云外了

Thanks for making me feel worse

感谢你让我更糟心了

Anytime

随时效劳

What is the angular momentum of the neutron and the proton

中子与质子在氘中的

inside deuterium

角动量是多少

No one Really

真没人知道吗

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Yes

嗯

What is the angular momentum of the neutron and the proton

中子与质子在氘中的角动量

inside deuterium

是多少

L=0

Oh, um, "L" equals zero

Close You're missing the four percent admixture

接近了你漏掉了L=2的

of "L" equals two

4%混合物

Sorry I'm a little distracted

抱歉我有点走神

It happens Anyway

这也是常有的事啦总之

Normally I would have gotten that right

通常我都能答对

I have no doubt Anyway

毫无疑问总之

There are just some things going on at home

只是我家发生了一些事

and I'm not allowed to talk about it

但我不能说

And we don't want to hear about it

我们也不想听

I can tell you no one's sick in case you're concerned

并不是有人生病了我怕你担心

Anyone concerned

有人担心吗

Show of hands

有就举手

No Moving on

没有吗那我继续了

That's why I got the answer wrong

所以我才会答错

Son it's just a mistake

孩子不过是犯了个小错

Everyone makes them

是人都会犯错

Like my brother Georgie did when he got that girl pregnant

像我哥小乔治搞大那女孩的肚子就是弥天大错

Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it

别说出来别说出来别说出来

What

什么事

I need to use the restroom

我需要上洗手间

This is college Just go

这里是大学直接去不用问啦

You red shirt Lock the door

穿红T恤的快把门锁上

Knock knock

敲敲门

Oh hi

你好

Just thought I'd show you

我就想来教教你

how to do it on the first try

怎么一次就敲门成功

You all right

你没事吧

Um Yeah

没事

Just you know life

就是烦恼些生活琐事

I've heard that can be rough

我听人说过生活艰难

Well if you ever want to talk or

如果你想找人聊聊

grab a smoke

或是抽根烟

I'm around

我随时都在

I'm good thanks

不用了谢谢

Although um

不过

A cigarette doesn't sound bad

抽一根好像也没坏处

I was hoping someone would help me

我正盼着有人能帮我

get to the end of this pack

解决掉这一包

Then we're quitting Absolutely

-之后我们就戒 -必须的

It's a disgusting habit Filthy

-这是陋习 -太丑恶了

You are never gonna believe what I just heard

你肯定不相信我刚才听到的八卦

Try me

说说看

Roy and the boosters

罗伊和球队后援会

were wining and dining that coach from Carthage

招待卡萨奇那的教练胡吃海喝了

I don't even care anymore He can have my job

我已经不在乎了他尽管接手我的教职好了

Well if you don't care why can't I have it

如果你不在乎为什么不能是我接任

Fine take it

行啊你上吧

Are you okay

你还好吗

Oh jim dandy

好到飞起

Is this one of those times where you say

这次你是不是又要

you don't want to talk about it

假惺惺说不想提

and then you make me go to the bar

结果又拉我去酒吧

and then you talk about it

逼我听你发牢骚

不是

All right

好吧

I'm gonna tell you something

我跟你说

Lay it on me

本情绪垃圾桶在听

This is serious

这事很严重

You can't tell anyone

你绝不能外传

Okay

好

Georgie got a girl pregnant

小乔治搞大了一个女孩的肚子

Congratulations

我该说恭喜吗

On having a dope for a son Thanks

恭喜我有个傻逼儿子吗谢了

Forgive me if I'm mistaken

如果我说错了我先道歉

but weren't you a similar kind of dope with Mary

但你当年跟玛丽不也干了类似的蠢事吗

It's different

那不一样

Georgie's like 11 years younger than this girl

小乔治比那女孩足足小11岁

That is different

确实不一样

We're gonna need a couple shots over here

我们这边需要两杯烈酒

Sorry again for being distracted earlier

之前我走神了我再次道歉

And I'm so sorry you got locked out

我也很抱歉你被锁在门外进不来

I don't know how that happened

我不知道怎么会这样

My brother got a girl pregnant

我哥哥搞大了一个女孩的肚子

My mom wanted me to promise

我妈妈想让我保证

I wouldn't tell but I never did

我绝不会说出去但我没答应过她

so technically I'm not breaking my word

所以严格来说我没有食言

I don't care

谁管你啊

Thank you But it's a secret

谢谢你但这是个秘密

so please don't tell anyone

所以千万别告诉其他人

Don't you have somewhere to go No

-你没别的地方要去吗 -没有啊

Can I tell you something in confidence

我能告诉你个秘密吗

Of course

当然

Um my son

我儿子

got a girl pregnant

搞大了一个女孩的肚子

Safe to assume this was a surprise

我猜这是个意外惊喜对吗

Oh yeah

的确又惊又喜

And safe to assume it's not Sheldon

我猜不是谢尔顿对吧

Also yes

你又猜对了

Now my mom wants them to get married

现在我妈妈希望他们结婚

but it doesn't sound like the girl's willing

但那女孩似乎不愿意

Why are you still talking to me You and I just click

-你为什么还在跟我说 -因为我俩合得来啊

So how are you doing with all this

那你现在心情如何

Disappointed

很失望

Angry upset scared

愤怒生气害怕

So all the emotions Got it

百感交集懂了

And I'm worried

我还担心

that if he doesn't marry this girl

如果他不娶这女孩

the congregation's gonna turn on me

教堂会众会对我开炮

They might

是有可能

But that's putting man before God

但那是把人置于上帝之上

What do you mean Well you're caring more

-什么意思 -你在乎人们的想法

about what people think than what God thinks

胜过上帝的想法

I'm not caring more

我并非更在乎

I just don't have to bump into God at the grocery store

只是我又不会在杂货店偶遇到上帝

I don't think he does his own shopping

祂老人家应该不需要亲自买日用品

Well at this point it doesn't matter

现在已经无所谓了

because she doesn't want to get married

因为她不想结婚

Well I can talk to her if you want

如果你想我可以去劝劝她

I'm pretty good with young people

我很擅于跟年轻人沟通

She's 29

她29岁了

Also pretty good with people my own age

我也很擅于跟同龄人打交道

Let's say grace

我们来做饭前祷告

Bless us Lord for the food we are about to receive

主啊感谢您赐予我们食物

and bless the hands that prepared it Amen

请保佑准备食物的人阿门

Amen

阿门

I told Dr Linkletter about Georgie

我告诉林克莱特博士小乔治的事了

Why'd y'all tell Sheldon

你们为毛要告诉谢尔顿

They didn't I figured it out

他们没说是本神探推断出来的

Great Now everyone knows

真好现在全世界都知道了

Not everyone

哪有全世界那么夸张

Just us and Dr Linkletter

就我们和林克莱特博士

So that's it

就这些人吗

Nobody else said anything

其他人没说我八卦

Good 'Cause her parents still don't know

很好因为她家人还不知道

and if this gets out

如果泄露出去

she's gonna be more pissed than ever

就是火上浇油她会更气

Everything's gonna be fine

不会有事的

Let's just eat

快吃饭吧

I kind of told Heather M at school

我告诉我同学海瑟了

I told her to keep it a secret

我有跟她说千万要保密

Did you keep it a secret

那你保密了吗

没有

Unbelievable

太过分了

Actually I told someone at church today

其实我今天在教会也告诉别人了

And I might have told Wayne

我也告诉韦恩了

I can't believe y'all

你们有没有搞错啊

I know You'd expect it from me but from them it's a shocker

我说溜嘴不意外但他们也泄密就太出人意料了

I ain't hungry

我不饿

So if you haven't told your parents yet

如果你还没告诉你爸妈

you might want to

我劝你还是快说吧

'cause my family blabbed and it's out there

因为我家人已经昭告天下了大家都知道了

I know I know you're angry

我知道你很生气

I'm angry too

我也很气啊

Please don't hang up

求你别挂电话

Come in

进来吧

Just wanted to say I'm really sorry

我想告诉你我很抱歉

Forget it

算了

You have so much to deal with right now

你已经有很多烦心事要处理了

and I made it worse

我还让你雪上加霜

People are gonna find out eventually

这事迟早也瞒不住

Do you think you're gonna get married

你觉得你们会结婚吗

It ain't looking good

情况看起来不太妙

Do you even want to

你究竟想不想结婚

Well I do like her

我是很喜欢她啦

And I'm trying to do the right thing

我也想做正确的事

Whatever that is

不管正确是指什么

Can't believe you're gonna be a dad

难以置信你居然要当爸爸了

Join the club

我也不敢相信

Is it weird

感觉很怪吗

M More terrifying than weird

与其说怪不如说是害怕

Yeah

是吗

I don't know what I'm doing

我不知道自己在干什么

What if I mess this kid up

万一我把孩子教坏了怎么办

You won't

你不会的

You sure I'm a high school dropout

你确定吗我是个高中辍学

living out in his parents' garage

住在爸妈车库的废柴

Mandy's right to not want me around

她不希望我在她与宝宝前转悠也合理

No she's not

不她错了

She'd be lucky to have you

能拥有你是她的幸运

So will the baby

孩子也一样

Don't make me cry more

别再让我哭了

Sorry

对不起

That's the last nice thing I'll ever say to you

以后我不会再对你说好听话了

Hey what did Wayne say when you told him

你告诉韦恩时他怎么说

He loves babies so he was all

他很喜欢小孩子所以他一直说

"It's a blessing" Blah blah blah

"这是上天给的礼物"之类的

Well he's not wrong

他也没说错

Why am I friends with him You should be

他为什么是我的朋友他跟你比较合拍

How'd Pastor Jeff take it

杰夫牧师听完有何反应

I didn't tell him I told Pastor Rob

我没告诉他我跟罗伯牧师说的

Of course

当然了

What's that mean Nothing

-这话是什么意思 -没什么

What

到底怎么回事

Just seems like you talk to Pastor Rob a lot

就是感觉你经常和罗伯牧师聊天

Well we work together

我们是同事啊

You talk to Wayne

你也常跟韦恩聊天啊

Sure And what did Pastor Rob say

行吧那罗伯牧师说了什么

Actually it was helpful

事实上他的话很有帮助

He pointed out

他指出

that I was putting people before God

我把凡人置于上帝之上了

and that I shouldn't worry about what the congregation thinks

我不该担忧会众的想法

So exactly what I said

那就是跟我说的一样啊

All you said was "Who cares "

你只说了"谁在乎啊" 好吗

Next time I'll stick God in there so you pay attention

下次我会记得加上上帝那你就会留心听了

Where were you

你去哪了

Talking to Georgie He okay

-找小乔治谈心 -他还好吗

We laughed we cried It was nice

我们分享了笑与泪可温馨了

Hey Joan It's Mary

琼我是玛丽

Just wanted to make sure

我就想确认一下

that you knew Bible study was today

你记得今天有读经会吧

Oh no

不会吧

I'm sorry to hear that

很遗憾听到这消息

Susan Mary Cooper

苏珊我是玛丽·库珀

Just making sure everything's okay

我打来是想问问你们没事吧

since you're not at Bible study

因为你今天没来读经会

Of course No problem

当然了没事

I understand

我能理解

Hey It's Mary

我是玛丽

Do you have time to talk

你有时间聊聊吗

For you always

只要你需要我随时奉陪

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