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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

You walk down a hallway and come to a wooden chest.

你走下楼梯看到了一个木制宝箱

Lord Gray Matter what do you do

脑灰质大人你打算怎么做

I poke it with my dagger to see if there are any traps.

我用我的匕首戳弄宝箱试探有无陷阱

There are no traps.

没有陷阱

Fire Beak what do you do

火焰喙你打算怎么做

Billy What

-比利 -干嘛

You are Fire Beak.

你就是火焰喙

Okay.

好吧

So what do you do

所以你打算怎么做

I'm Fire Beak.

我是火焰喙

Hey guys I brought snacks.

小家伙们我准备了点心

Thanks Mom.

谢谢妈妈

What are y'all playing Chutes and Ladders

你们在玩什么桌游梯子和滑道吗

Tam is teaching us Dungeons & Dragons.

丹在教我们玩《龙与地下城》

We're on a quest to find

我们正在进行

the pitchfork of a devil named Baalzebul.

寻找恶魔巴尔泽布的恶魔之叉的任务

I'm Fire Beak.

我是火焰喙

And is this the devil

这就是那个恶魔吗

No he's just a monster who doesn't wear pants.

不是他只是一个不穿裤子的怪兽

Oh I see.

好吧

Yes oh he's just hanging right out there isn't he

是的他就让那玩意在外面露着

Okay well...

好吧

You kids have fun.

孩子们玩得愉快

My mother didn't believe in elves

我妈妈不相信有精灵

fairies or dragons.

妖精和龙

George

乔治

But she did believe in the devil.

但她相信有恶魔

And she did not view him

而她并不觉得

as an appropriate playmate for her son.

它适合当她儿子的玩伴

George

乔治

I'm worried.

我真的很担心

There are incantations in this book to summon actual demons.

这书里面有能召唤真正恶魔的咒语

Is that how we wound up with you

怪不得我们身边有这位恶魔

That's a good one. I'm gonna give you that.

蛮好笑的所以我饶你一命

This is not a joke.

不要不当回事

This is one of the children's games

这就是教会里有警告过的

we were warned about in church.

那种不恰当的小孩游戏

Then tell him to stop playing.

那就跟他说不许玩啊

It's not that easy.

哪有这么简单

He's finally got a couple of friends.

他好不容易交了几个朋友

I don't want to scare them off.

我不想吓跑他朋友

Well when you're ready to scare kids

等哪天你想吓跑小朋友时

you got this face locked and loaded.

这张吓人脸随时恭候差遣

All right the other one was funny

够了上一个还蛮好笑的

now you're just being a jackass.

这一个就只是你在嘴贱

I'm glad you're both amused

你们俩玩得高兴我很开心

but our little boy's soul may be at stake.

但我们的宝贝儿子的灵魂可能有危险呢

Come on.

拜托

When I was a kid we were listening to Black Sabbath

我小时候我也听了很多黑色安息日乐队

all that devil music.

他们唱了一堆恶魔有关的歌

Didn't hurt me.

我也平安无事啊

Satan didn't get my soul.

撒旦也没来收割我的灵魂

What happened to it You trade it for some donuts

那你灵魂上哪去了拿去换甜甜圈吃了吗

You had that one coming.

你自找的

Hello Mr. Sparks

你好斯巴克斯先生

Oh hello Mary. Got a minute

-你好啊玛丽 -现在有空吗

Sure what's up

有啊什么事

Um I was just concerned about a game that the boys were playing

我有点担心孩子们玩的一个游戏

and was wondering if you and your wife knew about it.

不晓得你们夫妇知不知道这个事情

A game

游戏吗

Yes a very disturbing one.

是的一个非常不妥的游戏

Well what're we talking about

你说的是什么游戏

Did you catch those boys playing grab ass

你发现他们在互抓屁股吗

No. Dungeons & Dragons.

不是是《龙与地下城》

So everybody's got their trousers up

所以大家的裤子都有穿着是吗

Yes. What's the problem

-是的 -那有啥问题啊

The game contains demonology

这游戏里有恶魔学

which goes against the teachings of the church.

那内容违反了教会的教导

But nobody's touching nothing right

但没有人随便乱摸别人对吧

No.

没有

Well then I don't quite know what you're worried about.

那我不知道你有什么好担心的啊

You don't Nope.

-你不知道吗 -不知道

I'm just thankful Billy found some friends

我只感恩比利交到了朋友

and he ain't eating dirt and crabgrass any more.

而且不再吃泥土与马厩草了

Some point he just got a taste for it.

也不知道什么时候他突然就爱吃那些

On an unrelated note uh

说个不相关的

you doing something new with your hair

你最近有改变发型还是做头发吗

It looks uh real pretty.

看起来好美啊

No but thank you.

没有但谢谢夸奖

Okay well I'm gonna leave you to it.

好了我不打扰你忙了

Smells good too.

也很好闻

All right. Bye bye.

好的再见

Hey you want chicken for dinner

你们晚饭想吃鸡吗

I'll slaughter a big one for you right now.

我现在就去帮你宰一只肥的

I'm good.

不用了谢谢

I'll kill one in case you change your mind.

我还是先杀一只免得你改变主意吧

Now which one of you's tired of this life

你们谁已经活腻了

You.

就你吧

Excuse me Mr. Nguyen

打扰了阮先生

Yes

你好

Hi you don't know me. I'm Sheldon's mother.

您应该不认识我我是谢尔顿的妈妈

Ah the smart boy.

那个聪明孩子

Yes the smart boy.

是的那个聪明孩子

You are lucky.

你很幸运啊

To have a smart son is a great joy.

有个聪明的儿子是很幸福的事

I do not have that joy.

而我没有这种幸福

Oh I'm sure that's not true.

肯定不是这样的

Listen are you aware that Tam and Sheldon

我想请问一下您知道丹跟谢尔顿

are playing Dungeons & Dragons

在玩一个叫《龙与地下城》的游戏吗

Dungeons & Dragons

《龙与地下城》吗

Yes and it's filled with demons and satanic images.

是的里面充斥着各种恶魔与撒旦的图像

你来跟这个白人女人谈吧我很忙

但我也有客人要照顾啊

拜托啦我都没对你有什么要求

你也没给我多少东西啊

So what is the problem with this game

所以这游戏是有什么问题

The problem is

问题在于

it goes against the teachings of the church.

这内容有违教会的教导

All right. Listen to me.

好的请听我说

A problem is starving to death in a Communist reeducation camp.

在越共的再教育营里被饿死那是个问题

A problem is not seeing your family for many years

你多年不能见自己家人

while you remove land mines from the Ho Chi Minh trail.

还得去为胡志明小径扫除地雷时那是个问题

A game boys play with make believe demons

一个里面有幻想恶魔的小男生游戏

not a problem.

不是个问题

Well... I think they can all be problems.

我觉得这些都算得上是问题啊

你就假装附和她她就会走了

I'm sorry I agree with you.

对不起我同意你的说法

I will talk to Tam.

我会去跟丹谈谈

Oh good. Thank you.

那太好了谢谢您

Well bye. Nice meeting you.

那不打扰了很高兴认识你

Five dollars.

五块钱

So Pastor...

牧师

How's things going at the church

最近教会还好吗

Please call me Jeff.

不用客气叫我杰夫就行

And everything's going great

教会一切都很好

'cause I have the coolest boss.

因为我有最赞的老板

I'm sorry but I'm kind of having a hard time

不好意思但我实在

feeling the Holy Spirit calling you Jeff.

无法理解圣灵叫你杰夫

I'm I'm gonna stick with Pastor.

我还是就叫你牧师吧

Sure.

没问题

Thank you Pastor.

谢谢你了牧师

Yeah that feels better.

没错这样感觉舒服多了

So nice of you to come over Pastor Jeff.

太感谢你来一趟了杰夫牧师

He prefers Jeff.

他喜欢人家叫他杰夫

I'm sticking with Pastor.

我就要叫他牧师

Wait I changed my mind. I'm going with PJ.

等等我改变主意了我要叫你牧杰[PJ]

Brings to mind pajamas but that's fine too.

缩写跟睡衣一样不过也没事

Anyway I'm sorry to drag you into this

言归正传抱歉把您请过来处理

but it is demons so it's in your purview.

但这事跟恶魔有关所以是您的管辖范围

It is indeed.

的确是

In fact at a recent Young Baptist Leaders Conference

其实在最近的年轻浸信会领导会议

I attended a seminar on satanic leisure activities.

我还去了撒旦娱乐活动研讨班

And

然后呢

And the important lesson is

然后重点就是

rather than have a parent or authority figure

与其让父母或权威人物

take the offending game away

来把这犯戒的游戏拿走

let God remove it root and stem.

让神来拿走它连根拔起

Question PJ.

提问牧杰

Uh how's the big guy do that

上头的大佬怎么做到这事呢

Simple Sheldon needs to start attending Sunday school.

很简单谢尔顿得来主日学校

If he likes books with demons and devils

如果他喜欢有恶魔与魔鬼的书

I've got one that will blow his mind.

我这里有一本书能让他心醉神迷

What book is that

什么书

The Bible George.

《圣经》啊乔治

Sure yeah.

当然啦

I think that's a wonderful idea.

我觉得这个主意太棒了

Although I am concerned

不过我有点担心

that we may get a little pushback from Sheldon.

谢尔顿可能会有些反抗

A little

有些吗

No I won't go.

不要我才不去

I don't believe in God.

我不信神

Well now what you believe in is not the point.

现在你信不信并不是重点

Mary if I may...

玛丽请让我...

Sheldon I understand you hope to be a scientist someday.

谢尔顿我知道你有一天想当科学家

Yes sir.

是的先生

Well let me ask you a question.

那我问你一个问题

You say you don't believe in God

你说你不相信神

but what kind of scientist comes to a conclusion

但什么样的科学家会

without first doing the research

不做任何研究就下结论呢

A bad scientist.

烂科学家

That's right.

没错

So I'll see you Sunday morning at 8 00.

那我们周日早上八点见吧

No you won't.

不会见到我的

I cast a second level spell of invisibility on myself.

我对自己施放二级法术隐身术

Well that game isn't making him any smarter.

那游戏绝对没让他变聪明

Shelly why aren't you asleep

谢利你为什么还不睡觉

I'm studying for Sunday school.

我在为主日学校做预习

You're reading the Bible

你在读圣经吗

That's wonderful.

太好了

I do have a question.

我有个问题

Sure what

没问题你问吧

Is there anyone in our town from the Amalek tribe

我们镇上有人是亚玛力部落的吗

I don't know why

我不知道呢怎么了

If there is we're supposed to kill them and their cows.

按书上说法我们应该杀了他们与他们的牛

Well no. There's no Amaleks.

没有没有亚玛力人

Told you.

我就跟你说吧

And lead us not into temptation

不叫我们遇见试探

but deliver us from evil.

救我们脱离凶恶

For thine is the kingdom

因为国度

and the power and the glory

权柄荣耀

forever and ever. Amen.

全是你的直到永远阿门

Amen Very good.

-阿门 -非常好

Now before we get started this morning

我们今天早上开始前

I want to introduce two new students

我想跟大家介绍两位新学生

Sheldon and Missy Cooper.

谢尔顿与米希·库珀

Let's give them a warm welcome.

让我们来欢迎他们

Yes Billy

怎么了比利

I know them.

我认识他们

Thank you Billy.

谢谢你比利

You're welcome Pastor Jeff.

不客气杰夫牧师

Now uh last week

上周呢

we started talking about the Gospel of John.

我们开始讲了约翰福音

Does anybody have a notion

有人有任何

as to what God's getting at in that passage

对神在那里面要说的话的见解吗

Yes Sheldon

来谢尔顿

Chapter one verse one states

约翰福音第一章第一节写到

"In the beginning was the Word

"太初有道

and the Word was with God and the Word was God."

道与神同在道就是神"

Well done.

非常好

Thank you. I read the gospels last night.

谢谢我昨晚读了这福音

Suck up.

马屁精

Did you know when the Bible says "The Word"

你知道当《圣经》里写到"道"的时候

they're translating the Greek expression "logos"

是从最初的希腊语"逻各斯"而来的吗

and logos means knowledge.

而"逻各斯"的意思就是知识

Sounds like someone has a noggin full of "logos."

看来某人很有"逻各斯"呢

Yes Billy

比利你说

They live on my block.

我们住同一条街

Terrific.

太棒了

I can't believe he's reading the Bible.

真不敢相信他在读《圣经》

I know.

对啊

I'm actually grateful to that Dungeons & Dragons game.

我其实还挺感谢《龙与地下城》这游戏

It helped lead him to God.

它帮助我们带他走向神

Ixnay on the Odskay.

言之过早

I'm done.

完事了

You finished it

你读完了吗

All of it. Ask me which birds are kosher.

全读完了考我什么鸟是犹太洁食

I'll bite. Which birds are kosher

这饵我咬了什么鸟是犹太洁食

Chickens yes. Quail yes.

鸡是鹌鹑也是

Owls surprisingly no.

猫头鹰没想到居然不是

Well there ain't a lot of meat on them anyway.

反正它们身上也没多少肉

Shelly

谢利

I'm so happy you're taking an interest in religion.

我很高兴你对宗教产生了兴趣

I am.

是啊

And I've decided to explore other religions too.

所以我决定要再去了解其他宗教

What's this now

你说什么

Pastor Jeff encouraged me

杰夫牧师鼓励我

to approach religion scientifically

要用科学的方法接触宗教

so it only makes sense to enlarge my database.

所以丰富我的资料库是很合理的

No your database is Baptist.

不你的知识储备就是基督教浸信会

That's all the data you need.

你只需要这些资料就够了

Baptist data.

浸信会资料

What other religions you considering

你还考虑了其他哪些宗教

Buddhist Jewish

佛教犹太教

Hindu Catholic all of them.

印度教天主教全都考虑

Nope. Nope.

不不行

That's not happening.

不许这样

Well why

为什么

As an American don't I have freedom of religion

身为一个美国人我难道没有信仰自由吗

Those dungeons and dragons are looking pretty good

现在龙啊地下城啊那些玩意儿

right now aren't they

感觉没那么糟了吧

I'm also looking into voodoo.

我还想要研究巫毒教

Tam you're Catholic right

丹你信仰天主教对吧

Yes.

是啊

Explain it to me.

跟我讲讲

Explain what

讲什么

Well for starters who do you pray to

比如先说说你向谁祷告

I guess Jesus God and Mary.

大概是耶稣上帝与圣母玛利亚

Jesus isn't God

耶稣不是上帝吗

No he's his son.

不是祂是祂儿子

But you do eat him and drink his blood.

但你吃祂肉喝祂血

Oh there's also a ghost

还有个圣神[鬼]

but not the scary kind.

但不是恐怖的那种鬼

Like Casper

像电影《鬼马小精灵》吗

Exactly.

是的

And how does the pope work

那教宗是干嘛的

Well the pope lives in Italy.

教宗住在意大利梵蒂冈

He has a special car and a big pointy hat.

他有特殊的教宗座驾还有一顶大尖帽

It's a wonderful hat.

是一定超赞的帽子

And is there anything else I should know about

还有什么我应该知道的东西吗

Every once in a while

你时不时

you have to confess your sins to a priest.

就得去找一个神父告解罪恶

Not me I don't have any sins.

我不用我没有任何罪恶

Then you have the sin of pride.

那你有傲慢之罪

Your religion is making me feel bad.

你的宗教让我自我感觉好差

That's how you know it's working.

这样你才知道有效啊

Ms. Hutchins what's your religion

哈钦斯女士你信仰什么宗教呢

I'm a Mormon why

我信仰摩门教怎么了

I'm conducting a research project.

我在做一个调查报告

Can you tell me about being a Mormon

你能跟我说说摩门教吗

Well it started in New York

这是在纽约创立的

when a man found gold plates buried underground.

有个人发现了一个被埋在地底的金页片

The plates said that

金页片上写了

when we die we get to go to our own planet.

当我们去世之后我们会飞升到自己的星球

Unless you're a woman

除非你是个女人

then you have to go to your husband's planet.

那你就会飞升到你丈夫的星球

But that won't be a problem for me.

但我不会有这个问题

I don't have a husband.

因为我没有老公

All I have is a cat.

我只有我的喵星人

A big mean cat.

一只又胖又凶的喵星人

Maybe I'll get to go to his planet.

或许我有机会去它的星球

Lonely Cheryl on Planet Cat.

喵星球上的孤寡谢丽尔

I like her. She's funny.

我喜欢她她好有意思

You're gonna love Ira. He's a great guy.

你会喜欢艾拉的他人很好

Is he your boyfriend

他是你的男朋友吗

Well he's one of them so let's not bring that up.

是我其中一个所以别提这方面的事

Is this a good time

现在方便吗

Absolutely. Come in come in.

当然啦请进请进

Ira this is my grandson Sheldon.

艾拉这是我外孙谢尔顿

Sheldon this is my friend Ira.

谢尔顿这是我朋友艾拉

Hello. Howdy.

-你好啊 -你好

So Meemaw tells me you're Jewish.

姥姥跟我说你是犹太人

Right to it huh

开门见山

All right let's do this.

行来吧

Please sit down.

请坐

Thank you so much for helping out.

谢谢你帮忙啊

Aw Connie you know anything for you.

康妮你懂的为你做什么都行

So Sheldon

谢尔顿

you hungry

你饿吗

You want a nosh

想吃纳西[点心]吗

I don't know I've never eaten a nosh.

不知道啊我没吃过纳西

Uh no a nosh isn't a thing

不是啦纳西不是食物

it's a... never mind.

是... 算啦

Um would you care for some hard candy

你要来点硬糖吗

Are they kosher

这是洁食吗

Who are you my mother

你怎么像我妈一样啊

All right so what can I do for you

好啦我有何能为你效劳

What's it like to be Jewish

当犹太人是种什么感觉

Oh it's terrible. I don't recommend it.

烂透了我不建议

Why Well for starters

-为什么 -首先呢

your life is hemmed in by ancient pointless rules.

你会被许多古老没用的条条框框所限制

There's a lot of yelling and uh

有很多吼来吼去的东西

you're probably not gonna get into a good country club.

然后基本上你也进不了什么好的乡村俱乐部

What about God

那上帝呢

What about him

祂怎么了

Does he play a part in your life

祂也是你生活中的一部分吗

Well historically he's gotten a kick out of punishing us.

从历史上来说祂教训我们教训挺爽的

What about Jesus

那耶稣呢

He was Jewish.

他是犹太人啊

Oh we've got a lot of celebrities.

我们犹太人出很多名人啊

Uh we've got uh we got William Shatner

我们有演员威廉·夏特纳

and Leonard Nimoy...

还有演员伦纳德·尼莫伊

Kirk and Spock

寇克舰长与史波克吗

I want to be Jewish.

我想当犹太人了

Hold on a second.

你先慢着

Hold I got a question for you Sheldon.

等... 谢尔顿我有个问题问你

When you grow up are you planning on living in Texas

当你长大之后你计划留在德州吗

Probably.

大概吧

Then I strongly advise you to stay Baptist.

那我强烈建议你继续信浸信会

Maybe even wear a cross.

能戴个十字架就更好了

Why did you move to Texas

那你为什么搬来德州

Well that's simple.

很简单啊

Medford had no Jews so there was an opening for one.

梅德福这里没有犹太人刚好开放了一个名额

And you got it Good for you.

而你得到了名额吗太厉害啦

I love this kid.

我好喜欢这孩子

Me too.

我也是

How's it going Good.

-怎么样了 -很好啊

Did you know that Zoroaster believed in two gods

你知道波斯拜火教之祖信仰两个神吗

No I did not.

我不知道呢

And the Taoists don't believe in God at all.

而道教的人完全不相信有神

They believe in a principle of harmony.

而是相信天人合一与自然和谐共处

How very nice for them.

那他们很棒棒啊

Shelly I understand you enjoy researching things.

谢利我知道你很喜欢研究东西

Love it.

爱死了

But it's important to keep in mind

但有一件很重要的事要记住

that there is only one true God.

世界上只有一个真神

That's called monotheism.

你这个叫一神论

I have a book about it if you're interested.

如果你有兴趣深入了解我这里有一本书

That's okay I have the book about it.

没事我有最重要的"那本书"了

Would you be angry with me if I don't pick your religion

如果我没选你的宗教你会生我气吗

I could never be angry with you.

我永远不会生你的气

You be a seeker of your own truth.

你尽情去探索自己真理

Thanks Mom.

谢谢妈妈

And if the truth turns out to be Satan

但如果你探索到的真理是撒旦

I will do battle with him.

那我会与它对战到底

Welcome Sheldon.

谢尔顿欢迎你

We've been waiting for you.

我们已经等候你多时

Are you the Ten Commandments

你们是十诫吗

No.

不是

We are one.

我们是1

And zero.

与0

We are the binary code

我们是二进制码

that underlies the universe.

宇宙的基础

The ten thing is a common mistake.

什么十诫只是常见的错误

I want to understand God.

我想了解神

Can you help me

你们能帮我吗

Did you not hear what we just said

你没听懂我们刚才说的吗

It's a binary universe.

这是个二元宇宙

God is yes and no.

神就是是与否

Left and right.

左与右

On and off.

开与关

Something and nothing.

有与无

Positive and negative.

正与负

Male and female.

男与女

Light and dark.

光与暗

But why is there evil and suffering

那为什么世上会有邪恶与磨难呢

Well without evil and suffering

没有邪恶与磨难

there is no good and happiness.

又怎么会有正义与幸福呢

Oh sure. Binary.

对哦二元嘛

Shall we give him the final piece of information

我们应该告诉他有关

that unlocks the secret of the universe

解开宇宙真相的最终信息吗

Why not

有何不可

At least one human being should know the reason for everything.

世上至少该有一个人了解万物的起源

Sheldon

谢尔顿

before the universe began...

在宇宙出现之前

Hey dummy.

傻子

You're drooling all over your books.

你口水都流到书上啦

No.

不要啊

Zero was about to tell me the secret and you ruined it.

0正准备告诉我那秘密被你给打断了

I never heard from One and Zero again.

我之后再也没遇到过1与0

Although I was once visited by Nine when I had chickenpox.

不过在我得水痘那会儿 9来找过我一次

He was a lot less funny than he thought he was.

他完全没有他自觉的那么有趣

Okay "What God means to me."

好的 "神对我的意义"

Who'd like to go first

谁想第一个来

Billy.

比利

I'd like to go third.

我想当第三个

All righty.

好的

Who's feeling brave

谁要当最勇敢的啊

Missy.

米希

I'll go second.

我当第二个

Great. Does anybody want to go first

好有人想当第一个吗

I'll go.

我来

Okay. Come on up here Sheldon.

好的你上台来谢尔顿

Let's hear what you got.

来听听你的想法

I've spent the last week studying what people believe

我上周花了一周时间了解别人的信仰

and I've come to a conclusion.

我最后得到了一个结论

And what's that

是什么

I'm starting my own religion.

我要创立自己的宗教

I'm sorry what

抱歉你说什么

I'm calling it Mathology.

我取名为数学神教

It's based on a universal binary system.

核心主旨是宇宙是二进制的

That's terrific Sheldon but this is a Baptist Sunday school.

非常棒谢尔顿但这里是浸信会主日学校

I know I'm here to convert everybody.

我知道我是来这里改变大家信仰的

Any takers Okay.

-有人吗 -好了

Let's go have a talk with your mom.

我们去跟你妈妈谈谈

The only sin in Mathology is being stupid.

数学神教唯一的罪就是当个笨蛋

Welcome to the church of Mathology.

欢迎来到数学神教教堂

Today I'd like to talk about prime numbers

今天我想谈谈质数

and why they bring us joy.

以及它们为何能带给我们喜悦

Hallelujah.

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