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Scientific rivalries are a fact of life

科学之战是真实存在的

When two competing scientists work on a project

竞争关系的科学家合作项目时

it can devolve into an intellectual boxing match

有可能会变成不堪的智力拳击赛

Over the years there's been a few classic heavyweight bouts

历史上曾有过几次经典大对决

Newton and Leibniz

牛顿与莱布尼兹的微积分之战

Tesla and Edison

特斯拉与爱迪生的电流大战

And in a lesser known but equally brutal bout

还有一场较少人知道但也同样你死我活的

Linkletter versus Sturgis

林克莱特大战斯特吉斯

The Tussle with No Muscle

决战弱鸡之巅

Let's see how they stack up in a tale of the tape

来对比一下他们赛场上的数据

In the wire frame glasses the Eureka from Topeka

戴着眼镜的是托皮卡市发现者

Grant Linkletter

格兰特·林克莱特

IQ 159

智商159

Papers published 272

发表论文272篇

Bed time 8 30

晚上就寝时间8点半

And his opponent

接下来是他的对手

in his favorite sensible shoes

穿着他最喜欢的舒适鞋子

The Brain from Maine

缅因大脑

John Burgess Sturgis

约翰·伯吉斯·斯特吉斯

IQ 162

智商162

Papers published 221

发表论文221篇

Bedtime 7 45 on weekdays

平日就寝时间7点45

9 00 on Saturday night

周六晚9点睡

Fasten your thinking caps and let's get it on

戴稳各位的聪明帽大战马上开始

The free streaming length of the axion is too long

轴子的自由流长度太长

It'll erase the fluctuations

波动会被消除

You're completely forgetting that it is nonrelativistic dark matter

你完全忘了这是非相对论性的暗物质吧

You'll never have the resolution to see microkelvin features

你永远得不到足够的解析度来观测到微开的特性

I think your brain is as smooth as the top of your head

你的大脑皮层就跟你的头顶一样平吧

Low blow Grant

秃顶玩笑也太没品了吧格兰特

He's right gentlemen let's keep it to science

他说得对两位出招请保持在科学范围内

You'll never have the resolution to see microkelvin features

你永远得不到足够的解析度来观测到微开的特性

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

年

少

谢尔顿

I cannot work with that creepy little know it all one more day

我忍不了再跟那个装逼小贼合作哪怕一天

I I'm sorry but are we talking about Sheldon or Sturgis

抱歉你是在说谢尔顿还是斯特吉斯

Sturgis Well both but mostly Sturgis

斯特吉斯啊其实两个都是但主要是他

He's not interested in anyone else's input

他这个人听不进任何人的意见

I I'm sorry Sheldon or Linkletter

抱歉是在说谢尔顿还是林克莱特

Linkletter

林克莱特啊

Ah got it Continue

好的您继续

Well

怎么样

But I thought you wanted Dr Sturgis on this project

但不是你希望斯特吉斯博士来合作吗

I'll admit John has been useful but now he's just slowing us down

我承认约翰有过贡献但现在他只会拖后腿

Well he keeps Sheldon happy

但他能让谢尔顿高兴

and when Sheldon's happy he's not in this office

谢尔顿一高兴就不会来我办公室

Well but when he's not in your office he's in my office

他不来你办公室的时候就上我这里来了

Eh "Dem's da breaks"

你就"既来之则安之吧"

I was brought in to help

我是被找来救火的

but Dr Linkletter doesn't value my input

但林克莱特博士不重视我的贡献

Oh I hear you That must be tough

我听懂了这一定很难受吧

Ever since he was brought back he contradicts everything I say

打从他被拉进来他就处处都跟我作对

I hear you That must be tough

我听懂了这一定很难受吧

There was a time when their arguing brought out

一开始的时候他们斗嘴能激发灵感

the best in them but now it's just hindering our work

但现在斗的嘴单纯只是浪费宝贵时间罢了

I hear you That must be tough

我听懂了这一定很难受吧

Thank you for understanding

谢谢你的理解

And between us I am counting on you being in charge

你要保守秘密啊我看好你能领导好团队

Excellent

太好了

You're the alpha dog on this project

你才是这个项目的老大

Very good

这就对了

But shouldn't we tell everyone

但这件事得昭告天下吧

Oh no no no no I can't be seen as playing favorites

不不不不行不能让人觉得我偏袒你

But what's important is that I know and you know

反正最重要的是天知地知你知我知

Smart

聪明

But not as smart as you

再聪明也没有你聪明啊

Which is why uh just between us

你别说出去但我要告诉你

I am counting on you to keep the train on the tracks

我就指望着你能带领这列车走在正轨上

Well I appreciate the vote of confidence

我很感谢你对我投下的信任票

And the sweet train metaphor Well good

-以及特意为我用的火车哏 -那就好

You know I just want you to be happy

我也只是希望你能高兴嘛

I guess in a way I'm kind of like the son you never had

某种程度上来说我就像是你从未有过的儿子吧

Sure

算吧

Which is nice because you're far too old to have children now

这样也挺好的毕竟你过了生育年龄很久了

And you make me feel okay about that

托您的福我感到毫不难过

Wait

等等

$20 on pump four please

4号机 20块谢谢

You got it

没问题

Here you go

给

What's this

这是什么

Promotion for the new lottery

新彩票的促销活动

Every ten gallons you get a free scratcher

每加38升油就送一张免费刮刮乐

Oh I don't believe in gambling

我觉得赌博不好

Great I'll take it

好那我就收下了

Oh I don't believe you should be gambling either

我觉得赌博对你也不好

So you don't want it

你到底还要不要

No Then I'm scratching it

-不要 -那我要开刮了

Sorry Not on my watch

抱歉有我在谁都不许赌

You can thank me in heaven

以后上天堂了再谢我吧

What's this formula

这是什么公式

This wasn't here yesterday

昨天不在这黑板上啊

Dr Linkletter added it after you left

林克莱特博士在你走之后加上去的

Was he trying to be funny

他是故意在搞笑吗

He was giggling at your "Feebleminded math"

他的确是有在笑你的"逗比数学"

His words

我原话转述

He's trying to approximate

他是在试图把

the cosmic background radiation by setting it at one Rydberg over Z

宇宙背景辐射设为R/Z

and my math is feebleminded

他还好意思说我的数学逗比

What do you think you're doing

你在发什么疯

I'm changing the estimate

我要把预估值改到

to Robert Dicke's value of 45 kelvin

罗伯特·迪克推算的45开氏度

I wasn't here the last time he went off his rocker

他上次发疯的时候我人不在没看到

Is this what it looked like

原来就是这样子吗

I'm perfectly sane and I'm telling you

我脑子很清楚我告诉你

Dicke's estimate is the way to go

迪克的推算才是正确的

And I'm telling you we need to use

我告诉你我们就是得用

one Rydberg over Z and that is final

R/Z 这是最终决定

Oh is it you albino beanpole

是吗你个白化竹竿

Dr Sturgis

斯特吉斯博士

He impugned my mental stability

是他先吐槽我的精神状况

Fair enough Your insult stands

公平起见你的吐槽成立

Thank you Beanpole

谢谢竹竿

Oh man

哇塞

God I swear I'll never ask

神啊我发誓

for anything again just one more 500

再开一个500给我我此生再也不要别的

Thank you

谢谢

Melissa Cooper what are you doing with that

梅丽莎·库珀你拿着那东西干什么

I found it

我捡到的

Well it is mine and I threw it away for a reason

那是我的东西我丢掉是有理由的

It's mine now and I might win 500 bucks

捡到就是我的了我要中500块啦

Oh no you won't

你想得美

I'll split it with you No

-我之后给你分红 -不行

Why are you being so lame

你干嘛这么烦啊

Because money does not buy happiness

金钱是买不到快乐的

Fresh Prince seems pretty happy

电视上的新鲜王子就挺高兴的啊

It is not his money it's his Uncle Phil's

他没有钱是寄住的姨夫家有钱

Half of that's mine I prayed for it

这是我祈祷来的你得分我一半

Go to your room

回你的房间

You're wasting valuable time

你在浪费宝贵时间

I'm not you are

我没有你才在浪费

Gentlemen if we could please keep this train on the tracks

先生们请让这辆研究列车保持正轨

We'll be on track if we follow my plan

我们按我的计划走就会在正轨了

so I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist

所以抱歉我必须要坚持己见了

Insist

坚持个大头鬼

You're not the alpha dog around here

你又不是团队的老大

I agree

我同意

This may be hard for both of you to hear

这话说出来你俩可能会不好受

but President Hagemeyer put me in charge

但哈格迈尔校长指派我为领导

I know for a fact that isn't true

我知道你这话肯定是假的

because she put me in charge

因为她让我当领导

We may have a problem

我们可能有个问题

What can I say

我能说什么

I tried something

总得试试万一呢

So you really thought you could tell us we were all in charge

你真觉得分别骗我们是团队领导

and we wouldn't figure it out

我们不会发现吗

Well in my defense I said to each of you

我只想说我也明确告诉过你们三个

"Let's keep this between us"

"你要保守秘密啊"

I'm a little disappointed that you broke my trust

你们破坏了我的信任我有点失望

That is true We're sorry

的确我们很对不起

Don't apologize for that We were being manipulated

别道歉她使手段想操纵我们呢

You were the one who blabbed first

第一个说出秘密的就是你

That's because you kept slowing us down

那是因为你一直在拖大家后腿

with your outmoded ideas

提一堆过时的主意

Gentlemen if we could just follow my plan

先生们如果你们都能按我说的

No No

-不要 -不要

Well I hope that you're starting

希望你们能开始理解

to see the challenge I faced putting any of you in charge

我要想让任何人当领导会碰到的困境

You're right we're sorry

你说得对我们很抱歉

Stop that Sorry

-别道歉了 -对不起

Well we can't move forward until a project leader is chosen

在项目领导被选出来之前我们无法继续

He's right I'll do it

他说得对我愿意接下来

You're a child You're a child

-你就是个孩子 -你才是老屁孩

Oh you're all children

你们都是幼稚鬼

Sorry Sorry

抱歉抱歉

Well who's it gonna be

所以到底选谁呢

Gentlemen I'm Dr Carol Lee

先生们我是卡萝·李博士

director of the new experimental cosmology center

新的实验宇宙学中心主任

What makes you qualified to lead our project

你有什么资格能领导我们的项目

Yeah Yeah

-对啊 -对啊

Well I have a PhD in physics from Berkeley

我有伯克利大学的物理博士学位

I worked at IBM's Watson Research Center

我曾经在IBM的沃森研究中心工作

as lead of the materials research group

领导材料研究团队

and I raised three little boys

我还养大了3个小男孩

which I understand you've been acting like

恰好跟你们3个家伙如出一辙

Sounds like she can handle it

感觉她十分有资格能胜任

Dear Lord please forgive me

亲爱的主啊请原谅我的罪

I shouldn't have finished that scratcher

我不应该刮完那张刮刮乐

That was wrong

那是不对的

But now that I have the money my family could really use it

但我现在刮到了这份奖金我们家真的用得上

I know Gambling is a sin

我知道赌博是有罪的

Although I didn't buy the scratcher

但是呢我没有花钱买那张刮刮卡

so is that even gambling

这样还算是赌博吗

Why is Missy saying we're rich

为什么米希说我们家发财了

I suggest we mount a radio telescope on the roof

我建议我们在屋顶架一座电波望远镜

so that we can get a good read on the fluctuations in radiation

这样我们就能清楚得到电波波动的数据

Excellent

太棒了

We'll pick a small region of the sky and drill down

我们挑选某一小块天空然后深入研究

Whoa whoa pump your brakes

哎哟哟悠着点吧

We need at least a 45 square degree sector of the sky

我们需要至少45平方度的天空

in order to take any meaningful readings

才有机会得到任何有实际意义的数据啊

That's ridiculous What we need to do is cut

太扯了吧我们需要做的

a single linear section across the horizon

是从地平线切开一条线来观测

No if we don't focus we won't get any useful data

不如果我们不集中观测是得不到有用数据的

I suggest 20 arc minutes max

我建议最多20弧分

The trick is to pick a good spot

妙招是要挑到一个好地点

You want a trick Go see David Copperfield

想看妙招去看魔术师吧

How about I make you disappear

要不我来把你变不见吧

Do I need to separate you

是我让你们去角落冷静

Or can we try to put our minds together

还是我们能齐心协力

for the advancement of science

为了科学进步而合作

The second one

第二种

I know you're new here ma'am but this is our process

女士我知道你刚来还不熟但我们都是这样

They argue I swoop in and save the day

他们斗嘴我负责收场拯救世界

It may seem unorthodox to you however

虽然过程有点奇葩但

The the second one

第第二种

I'm gonna tell you right now we can't keep it

我告诉你我们不能留下来

It's not a puppy Mary it's 500 bucks

又不是捡到流浪狗这可是500块啊玛丽

It is gambling

这是赌博

Then why'd you buy the ticket

那你为什么买

I didn't buy it They gave it to me at the gas station

我没买啊是加油站的人送的

Okay well that sounds like a gift from God

感觉这是上天要赐我们的礼物啊

You don't want to make Him mad

你不能违背祂的好意啊

That is not how God works George

主才不会这样呢乔治

What if he wanted you to have it to give to the Church

假如祂是希望你收下然后捐给教会呢

Well

这个

Well uh based on that what if he wanted you to have it

从上一句引申假如祂是希望你收下

so we could buy stuff George

-用来买东西呢 -乔治

All I'm saying is we work hard we're good people

我想说的是我们辛勤工作正直善良

Maybe we deserve this

也许这是我们应得的

I guess a dishwasher might be nice

如果能有台洗碗机是挺好的

There you go Get a dishwasher

这就对了去买洗碗机

I don't know I'll think about it

我说不好我再考虑考虑

What's to think about Have some fun for once

有什么好考虑的偶尔也要享乐一下

Ooh we getting something fun with the money

我们要用那笔钱去享乐吗

We're talking about a dishwasher

我们在商量买台洗碗机

When did your dreams die

你们的梦想几时消逝的

When we had kids George

-有了小孩之后 -乔治

I was carrying pulsers 75 feet up

当时我正扛着脉冲发生器站在离地

a wet metal ladder

75英尺的湿滑金属梯上

when there was an earthquake

突然发生了地震

So I am hanging on for dear life

我为了活命紧紧抓着

Ooh we should set up several radio telescopes

我们应该在各栋建筑的屋顶上

on different rooftops in an array

组建电波望远镜阵列

这个小孩有没有消停的时候

You speak Mandarin

你会说中文

当然

你也会说中文对吧

对

你质疑谢尔顿的嘴消停不下来的

I heard my name What are they saying

我听见我名字了他们在说什么

I don't speak Mandarin Just a little French

我不会说中文只会一点法语

Oh really

真的吗

我刚才问谢尔顿有没有消停的时候

哈

我倒希望他有

Well does anyone here speak Klingon

在场有人会说克林贡语吗[《星际旅行》]

你把巧克力藏在哪

Dr Lee Sheldon

-李博士 -谢尔顿

May I have a moment of your time

我能占用您一点时间吗

Of course come in

当然请进

Sit

坐吧

How can I help you

你有什么事

I feel like my contributions aren't being taken seriously

我感觉我的贡献没受到重视

Oh well I'm sorry you feel that way

很遗憾你有这种感觉

but I'm listening to everyone's contributions

但我有仔细倾听每个人的提议

But you're not taking any of mine

可你没接纳我任何一条提议

No But Drs Linkletter and Sturgis

确实但林克莱特和斯特吉斯博士

seem happy with the direction we're headed

似乎对我们现在的走向很满意

Well I think it's because

我想是因为

you're using your feminine wiles

你利用了女人的小心机

And what exactly do you think that means

你认为那具体指什么

I'm not sure but you are wearing lip gloss

我不确定但你涂了唇釉

and seem to have good hygiene

看似有良好的的卫生习惯

And if you're trying to use them on me it's not going to work

如果你想用同样招数来对付我是行不通的

Sheldon I assure you

谢尔顿我向你保证

that I'm just trying to do

我只是想做

what's best for the project

对项目最有利的事

Excellent then you'll want to set up

好极了那你最好

several telescopes in an array

组建电波望远镜阵列

I hear you but ghobe'

知道了但

Wait that's "No" in Klingon Do you speak Klingon

等下那是克林贡语的"不" 你会说克林贡语

I looked up that one word

我只查了那一个词

I had a feeling it would come in handy

我有预感会用得上

Ooh look at the Ultra Clean Two

你看这台超净二号

It's got five washing cycles

有五个清洗流程

I don't know George these are really expensive

我不确定乔治这种好贵

You won the money Spend it

你赢了钱就该豪爽地花掉啊

Maybe we should just get a more affordable one

也许我们该买一台更实惠的

Everything we do is affordable Uh splurge for once

我们一直精打细算过日子偶尔也要挥霍一把

It's so extravagant

可这太奢华了

You'd think we were talking about

你说得好像我们在商量

buying a party boat

买派对钓鱼船

It's a dishwasher for crying out loud

不过是台洗碗机而已

But the way we got the money it just doesn't feel right

但这钱来得不光彩总感觉这样做不对

So you're telling me you're never okay

你意思是你绝不能接受

with bending the rules once in a while

偶尔钻空子变通一下

That's not how being a Christian works

这有违基督徒的原则

Good to know

挺好的

What are you doing

你在干什么

Oh just helping you be a good Christian

帮你当个好基督徒

Dr Lee had commandeered the project

李博士霸占了项目

and Drs Linkletter and Sturgis were okay with it

林克莱特和斯特吉斯博士都没意见

Everyone was being mean and I was out of my depth

所有人都好刻薄我应付不了

I needed advice on how to proceed

我需要建议才知道该如何推进

Thankfully I was mere feet away

幸好离我几步之遥

from the person who had been mean to me

就有一个欺负了我一辈子的人

since she tried strangling me with her umbilical cord

她出生那刻就试图用脐带勒死我

What

干嘛

So this Dr Lee is turning your friends against you

这个李博士让你的朋友都背叛你了

Essentially

基本上是这样

Classic move

典型招数

Most girls you find crying in the school bathroom

大部分躲在学校厕所哭的女生

that was it

都是被这招阴的

What do I do

我该怎么做

Well you're in a tough spot

你现在处境艰难

'cause your personality is ugh

因为你本身不招人待见

There's enough people being mean to me right now

现在对我刻薄的人已经够多了

Sorry

对不起

Can you help me or not

你到底能不能帮我

It's you against a bunch of college professors

你的对手是一群大学教授

I don't think you can win this one

我想这场仗你赢不了

Oh Do any of them have pimples

对了他们有人长痘痘吗

没有

Too bad I've done a lot of damage with "Pizza face"

可惜我用"疙瘩披萨脸"辱骂哭了无数人

He just took the ticket

他直接拿起彩票

and stormed off

气冲冲地走了

I don't know why he cares so much about a dishwasher

我不知道他为何如此在乎一台洗碗机

Maybe it ain't about the dishwasher

也许重点不是洗碗机

Well what is it then

那是什么

Mary I love you but sometimes it's kind of like

玛丽我爱你但有时你就好像

you're waging a war on fun

在向"享乐"宣战

Why Because I have values

为什么就因为我有价值观吗

Well too bad because they're not going away

那很遗憾因为我的价值观不会消失

Oh and fun is down for the count

那享乐就死翘翘了

500 bucks

五百块

I guess drinks are on you

那酒你来埋单

Fine but is that all you got from my story

行但听完我说的你只有这想法吗

It's called lightening the mood George

这叫缓和气氛乔治

Sorry

抱歉

But I do think you're overreacting

但我觉得你反应过激了

Come on

拜托

I Would it kill her to loosen up once in a while

难道她放松一次会死吗

Maybe that's just not who she is

也许她就不是那样的人

What if it is just not with me

万一她是在我身边才无法放松呢

Well what does that mean

这话是什么意思

The other night I drove by the church

前几天晚上我开车经过教堂

and I saw Mary and that new youth pastor

看见玛丽和那个新来的青年牧师

just hanging out on the curb laughing and smoking cigarettes

坐在路边闲聊边抽烟边笑得很开心

Yeah And

是吗那又怎样

Well that's not enough

这还不够吗

Well is smoking even a sin

抽烟也有罪吗

'Cause I still light up after a roll in the hay

我滚完床单也会点上一根

The point is she's capable of being fun just

重点是她是能放松玩闹的只是

not with me

不是跟我在一起时

It's not like I don't want to be fun

我也不是不想享乐

but I feel like

但我感觉

I am the only one holding the family together

只有我一个人在苦苦支撑这个家

Mary can I point out that you weren't exactly like this

玛丽我能指出你们刚结婚时

when y'all got married

你不是这样的吗

So I'm not allowed to grow

怎么我不能有所成长吗

Apart Okay

成长到跟他产生隔阂吗行啊

What made you and your wife call it quits

你和你妻子为什么决定分开

George let me tell you something

乔治我跟你说

Getting divorced sucks

离婚的感觉糟透了

I know You don't

-我知道 -你不知道

If you think you're upset about a $500 scratcher

如果你觉得五百块刮刮乐已经够让你难受了

try sitting home alone with half your money gone

试试孤零零坐在家里还没了半副身家

I thought you were gonna say something about love and vows

我还以为你要说爱啊誓言啊之类的

Half George

足足一半啊乔治

And it wasn't a lot when it was a whole

本来全副身家也没多少

I said I'd buy your drinks

我说了会请你喝酒

Well thank you

谢谢你

Wings wouldn't hurt either

再来盘鸡翅也无妨

My sister thought I was in an unwinnable situation

我妹妹认为我赢不了

but I knew someone else who faced

但我知道另一个人曾在绝境中

a no win scenario and prevailed one James Tiberius Kirk

反败为胜那就是詹姆斯·泰比里厄斯·柯克

The Kobayashi Maru was a simulation

根据程序设定

designed to be unbeatable but Kirk snuck in

小林丸号测试是不可能通过的

and reprogrammed it so he could win

但柯克通过修改程序通过了测试

All I needed to do was put my scanning coordinates

我只需把我的观测目标坐标

into Dr Lee's radio telescope to prove I was correct

输进李博士的电波望远镜证明我是对的

It was time for my sneaky face

该摆出我的搞事鬼祟脸了

This is yours

这是你的

And if you don't feel right spending it

如果你觉得不应该花掉

then you should do whatever you want with it

那你想用来做什么都随你

Thank you

谢谢你

You know I've been thinking that

我一直在想

maybe it isn't

其实

the end of the world if we spend it on something fun

这笔钱拿去享受一下天也不会塌下来

Really

真的吗

Yeah something the family could enjoy

嗯做全家人都会高兴的事

Well

这样的话

we haven't been on vacation in a long time

我们很久没全家一起去度假了

We could go to Houston see the Ice Capades

我们可以去休斯顿看白雪溜冰团

Let's keep thinking

我们再想想吧

The next evening I put my plan into action

第二天傍晚我去实施计划

I was just like Captain Kirk

我和柯克舰长简直一模一样

if Captain Kirk had to bum a ride from his meemaw

前提是柯克舰长也需要求姥姥开车送他一程

All I needed to do was get into Dr Lee's office

我要做的就是潜入李博士的办公室

and swap the coordinates

把坐标换掉

Nothing could stop me

没什么能阻止我

Dang it

该死

Well here's to male egos

敬男性自尊

and all the fun that comes with them

和随之而来的笑话

You've had to deal with that a lot huh

你经常需要面对这些对吧

The first month I was here people kept assuming

我来这里的第一个月人们总默认

I was the president's secretary

我是校长的秘书

Did you correct them

你有指正他们吗

No I just told them that the president was too busy

没有我告诉他们校长太忙了

to see them and then I cut their funding

没空见他们然后默默削减他们经费

That must have felt good

那感觉一定超爽

Ah it was like taking off my bra at the end of a long day

就像度过漫长一天后终于脱下胸罩一样

Mm hmm But I don't have to tell you

不过我不说你也懂

Can you believe there were only three women in my major

你能相信吗我的专业只有三个女性

Oh at least you had each other

至少你们能互相帮助

Those bitches Pass

那些臭婊子算了吧

What about the guys

那些男的呢

Either too scared to talk to me

要么不敢跟我说话

or trying to talk me into being horizontal

要么想拐我"露出天体"

Oh yeah I hear that

我懂

I've even had projects sabotaged just to make me look bad

甚至有人蓄意破坏我的项目就为了让我出丑

You're kidding Nope

-开玩笑的吧 -真的

Well what did you do

那你做了什么

Well eventually I realized

最终我意识到

I'm an experimental physicist

我是实验物理学家

I can build anything I want to protect my work

我想造什么机关来保护我的研究都行

And thanks to my kids

多亏了我家孩子们

I am very familiar with the movie Home Alone

我对《小鬼当家》那部电影非常熟悉

After a lot of apologizing a little begging

经过多番道歉一点求情

and a note from my mother

和我母亲写的保证书后

I was allowed to keep my role on the team

我保住了在团队的位置

When Captain Kirk faced the no win scenario

柯克舰长身处绝境时

he didn't have blue and yellow snot for a week

他不用连续一周流蓝黄交加的鼻涕

Sounds like the ocean

像大海的声音

Oh it is very relaxing

很令人放松

Kind of makes the rest of the kitchen look trashy

有了它厨房其他地方看起来都很垃圾

Ooh it has a temperature boost sensor

它配有温升感应器

What's that

那是什么

It makes sure the water is heated

确保水被加热到

to the correct temperature for ideal cleaning

最适合的温度以获得最佳

and drying results

清洗和烘干效果

Where are you going

你要去哪

You're gonna miss the rinse cycle

你会错过冲洗阶段的

I'm not missing anything

我什么也没错过

Oh it beeped Look up "Beep"

它发出了"哔"声查一下什么意思

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