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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I have a special treat for y'all today.

今天有个特别的小礼物给大家

My dear friend and former college roommate is here

我的好友兼以前同事

from the Johnson Space Center in Houston

从休士顿的约翰逊航天中心来这里

to talk to us about our space program.

跟我们大家聊聊我国的太空计划

And yeah I know what you're thinking.

是的我知道你们都在想什么

These guys were roomies.

这两个人曾是室友

How does one go on to be a....

怎么会一个就变成了...

a fancy scientist at NASA

太空总署的酷炫科学家

and the other's teaching freshman science

而另一个人在教高一科学

at a public high school

而且还是在公立学校里教

Yeah Sheldon.

怎么了谢尔顿

I was thinking that.

我刚才就在想这个

Thank you.

谢谢

All right uh let's give a warm welcome

好的让我们用热烈的掌声

to my good buddy Dr. Ronald Hodges.

欢迎我的好兄弟罗纳尔多·霍奇斯博士

Hey kids. Hey. Glad to be here.

孩子们大家好啊很高兴来到这里

And uh Hubert the answer to your question is

回答一下休伯特你的问题

one of those roomies was busy studying

其中一个室友忙着读书

while the other was out chasing high school girls.

而另一个室友忙着泡高中妹

Yeah.

是的

To be clear they were all over 18.

我澄清一下那些姑娘都满18岁了

Yeah. Well...

这个嘛...

Now what I thought would be fun to talk about today

来我觉得今天可以聊的比较有趣的东西

is what NASA's planning on doing beyond the space shuttle.

是太空总署除了太空梭之外的计划

Things like the first manned mission to Mars.

比如首个上火星的载人航天任务

Uh yeah.

你说

Did you see the movie Aliens

你看了电影《异形》吗

I did.

看了

Did you think it was cool

你觉得那电影酷吗

Sure I enjoyed it.

算吧我看得挺开心

Me too.

我也是

Football player right

打橄榄球的吧

Yes sir.

是的先生

Now of course before

好但首先呢

we can set out to explore the solar system

在我们出发去探索太阳系之前

we've got a few minor problems to overcome.

有几个小问题我们得先克服

Not the least of which is every time we launch

比方说首先呢每一次发射

it costs the U.S. Taxpayers

都要花掉美国纳税人民

hundreds of millions of dollars.

上亿美元的税金

Oh no no no.

别别别啊

Yes. If you want to save money

-你说 -如果你想省钱

why don't you land the booster rockets

为什么不把助推火箭降落回收

instead of letting them drop in the ocean

而是随它们降进大海里去呢

That's a cute idea

这主意挺有意思

but uh it's not technically possible.

但技术上来说不可能

Why not

为什么不可能

Well it's hard to explain.

这很难解释

The math is pretty complicated.

这其中牵扯到很复杂的数学

Perhaps I could help you with it.

说不定我能帮你算算呢

Well I bet you could.

我相信你肯定行

I'll bet you could.

你肯定行啦

I'll tell you what. Here is a NASA patch.

这样吧这是个太空总署布贴

Why don't you have your mom sew that on your book bag

带回家让你妈妈缝到你书包上吧

Now who here wants to know how astronauts go to the bathroom

有谁想要知道太空人怎么上厕所的

Me. I do. Oh right.

-我我想知道 -好

See now during liftoff

其实呢火箭升空时

all the astronauts wear diapers.

所有的太空人都穿尿布

People often wonder why I chose

很多人常会寻思为什么

to pursue a career in theoretical physics.

我选择进理论物理学这一领域

I usually respond by saying

我通常都会回答

I wanted to unravel the inner workings of the universe.

我想要理解宇宙万物运转的核心奥秘

Yeah perhaps when Captain Kirk said "To boldly go "

所以或许当柯克舰长在剧里说"勇敢前进[大便]"

《星际旅行》系列中的名句"勇踏前人未至之境"

he meant in one of those huh

或许指的是勇敢拉一泡

But the real answer was

但其实真实的原因是

I wanted to prove this nincompoop wrong.

我想要证明这个猪头三错了

Yeah that's right. Beam me up Potty

说不定剧里那句是"传送我吧屎[史]考提"

So I saw a lawyer today.

我今天见了个律师

Why

为什么

I'm putting together my last will and testament.

我在安排我的临终遗嘱

We're gonna miss ya.

我们会想你的

George.

乔治

Don't worry. I ain't leaving him squat.

没事我屁都不会留给他

Are you dyin'

你要死了吗

We're all dyin' honey.

我们都会死啊亲爱的

From the second we're born

从我们出生的那一刻起

it's just a slip and slide into the darkness.

就在慢慢滑向死亡的深渊

Unless you get bit by a vampire.

除非你被吸血鬼咬了

Well now that goes without saying.

那个还用说吗

I don't want to die. I've only kissed one boy so far.

我不想死我才亲过一个男生而已呢

What

什么

Relax. It was a long time ago.

别紧张是很久以前的事了

Are you relaxed

你放心了吗

Shelly you haven't touched your dinner.

谢利你晚饭一口都还没吃

You feel okay

你没事吧

Oh yes. I was just thinking.

没事我只是在想事情

About what baby

想什么呢宝贝

The optimal height to width ratio for a reusable rocket.

可回收再利用的火箭的最佳高度与宽度比

I was just thinking the exact same thing.

我刚才也在想这件事呢

Really

真的吗

Oh Moonpie I love you so much.

小饼饼我真是爱死你了

It's late. What are you doing up

很晚了你不睡在干嘛

I'm working on the hyperbolic calculations for a rocket return.

我正在弄火箭回收降落时的双曲线计算

Need any help

需要帮忙吗

What

什么

I'm kiddin'.

开玩笑的

Now turn out the light and go to bed.

关灯上床睡吧

But... Now.

-可是... -快去

Dad can we afford a computer

爸爸我们买得起电脑吗

You do my taxes. What do you think

我的税务是你在弄的你觉得呢

Never mind.

那没事了

Good night.

晚安

Meemaw

姥姥

Mr. Moonpie how might I help you

小饼饼先生有何能为你效劳

How much money are you planning to leave me when you die

您去世后准备留下多少钱给我

Nice talkin' to you.

有缘再相会

Meemaw

姥姥

Want to try that again

要重新修改你的用词吗

I need to buy a computer

我想要买台电脑

so I can solve the Navier Stokes equation.

好解出纳维-斯托克斯方程

Uh huh. How much is a computer

那一台电脑多少钱

Apple has a nice one for $2 000

苹果有一台不错的要两千块

but the kind I need costs three million.

但我需要的那种要三百万

Let me see what I got in the vault.

让我看看我小金库里有多少钱

Nine bucks and uh...

9块钱外加...

Oh look at that a peso.

瞧瞧是墨西哥披索

It's warm.

还带着体温

Hello First National Bank.

您好第一国家银行

I'd like to speak with a loan officer.

我想要跟一位信贷员谈谈

It's regarding a second mortgage on my home.

是跟我家屋子的二次抵押有关

My name is Sheldon Lee Cooper.

我的名字叫谢尔顿·李·库珀

Sure I'll hold.

好我可以等

Oh I hate hold music.

我讨厌死等待铃声了

Hello.

你好

Yes you can help me Dorothy Fitzpatrick.

是的你能帮到我桃乐丝·菲茨帕特里克

I'm interested in taking out a second mortgage.

我有兴趣将房子二次抵押

I'm nine years old. Why do you ask

我9岁为什么这么问

That's called age discrimination Dorothy

你这是年龄歧视桃乐丝

but I'm willing to let it slide.

但我大人不记小人过

I'm glad you find me cute but I'm deadly serious.

你觉得我可爱是好事但我是认真的

I need funds to buy a computer.

我需要资金来买电脑

No the house isn't in my name.

不房子不是在我名下

I'm nine. We've established this.

我9岁我们已经确认过这件事了

I do prepare the taxes for my parents

但我父母的税都是我在帮忙报的

and if we tighten our belts

如果我们勒紧裤带

we'll have sufficient equity for the loan.

抵押资产的净值足够我们申请贷款

Sheldon who are you talking to

谢尔顿你在跟谁说话

Dorothy Fitzpatrick.

桃乐丝·菲茨帕特里克

Who's Dorothy Fitzpatrick

桃乐丝·菲茨帕特里克是谁

Is she a new buddy from school

是你学校新认识的女同学吗

She's the loan officer at The First National Bank of Medford.

她是梅德福第一国家银行的信贷员

Why are you talking to her

你为什么在跟她说话

Mom can this wait

妈能等会儿在说吗

I'm trying to negotiate favorable terms.

我在跟她谈有利条件呢

Hello. Dorothy

还在吗桃乐丝

Hey how come you weren't in math class

你怎么没去上数学课

That guy from NASA treated me like a child

太空总署来的那个人把我当小孩对待

and I need to prove him wrong.

我要证明他是错的

You are a child.

你就是个小孩啊

Tread lightly my friend.

小心说话啊朋友

Was Ms. Ingram upset I wasn't in class

英格拉姆女士有因为我翘课不高兴吗

Actually she was happy.

她其实挺高兴呢

She even did a little dance.

她还手足舞蹈了一会儿

Do you know anybody with a modem

你知道谁那里有路由器吗

I think Radio Shack has one. Why

睿侠电器行应该有怎么了

I need to access thrust to weight ratios

我需要进约翰逊航天中心的

from the FTP server at the Johnson Space Center.

ftp服务器来得到推力重量比数据

Then what

之后呢

Then I show that guy from NASA my work

给太空总署的那人看我的计算啊

and laugh as he begs for mercy.

然后嘲笑在我面前俯首称臣的他

You know sometimes you sound like a super villain.

有时候你说话像个邪恶魔王

Silence

安静

That'll be more effective after your voice changes.

等你长大变声后再说会比较有用

Silence.

安静

Mom can you take me to Radio Shack

妈你能带我去睿侠电器行吗

Not today baby.

今天不行

I have to go food shopping and get dinner started.

我得先去买菜然后开始做晚饭

But it's important.

但我有重要的事

Sorry. Maybe over the weekend.

对不起啦等周末看看吧

But it won't take that long.

但我用不了多少时间啊

Sheldon I said no.

谢尔顿我说了不行

But Mom... Not another word.

-妈 -不许再说

What

笑什么

Can't I just be happy

我穷开心不行吗

Mom please

妈妈拜托了

Sheldon Lee I said no.

谢尔顿·李我说了不行

I'm still happy.

我还在开心呢

Please Mom You're being unfair

求你了妈你这样很不公平

No. But I really need those thrust to weight ratios.

-还是不行 -但我真的很需要推重比数据

Do you see I'm cookin'

你没看到我在做饭吗

Well take me after dinner.

那晚饭后带我去嘛

Enough I'm not takin' you anywhere tonight.

别再说了今晚我哪里都不会带你去

I'm not proud of it

我并不引以为豪

but as a child I was prone...

我小时候曾经也...

to the occasional meltdown.

偶尔会气到爆炸

Cheese and crackers

香蕉你个大西瓜

I'm sorry you had to hear that.

抱歉让你听到这污言秽语

All right I finally got him calmed down.

好啦我终于把他安抚好了

How'd you manage that

你怎么做到的

Easy. Gave him a hug and a little cough syrup.

很简单给他个拥抱再喂一点感冒糖浆

Mom

妈

It's not like he's operating heavy machinery.

他又不用操作重型机械嗜睡没事的

We can't keep putting up with this behavior.

我们不能让他这么闹下去

We need to ground him. How

-我们得禁足他 -怎么禁足

If you say "No playing outside "

你跟他说"不许你出去玩了"

he says "Thank you."

他会说"谢谢"

Well we need to do something.

我们总得管教他吧

It's just a tantrum. It's what kids do.

就是闹脾气嘛孩子都会这样

You used to punish me all the time.

你以前整天处罚我啊

That was different. You were a pain in the ass.

那不一样你当年就是欠揍

I say no Radio Shack for at least a month.

要不一个月不许去睿侠电器行

Sounds fair.

我看行

I'll go tell him.

我去跟他说吧

I'd wait and tell him tomorrow.

要我就会等到明天再说

He's a little loopy right now.

他现在有点昏沉

Good night.

晚安啦

She drugged our son.

她用药弄晕了我们儿子

Thus began the longest month of my life.

之后开始了我人生最漫长的一个月

Without the ability to access the thrust to weight ratios

失去了得到推重比数据的能力

my well intended effort to humiliate a NASA scientist

我周密的羞辱太空总署科学家大计

ground to a halt.

受到了严重阻碍

Mom.

妈

Uh... what's going on

怎么了

Something's wrong with Sheldon.

谢尔顿好像不舒服

What's the matter baby Have a tummy ache

怎么啦儿子肚子疼吗

I think it's an ulcer.

有可能是胃溃疡

Don't be silly.

别犯傻了

You must have eaten something. No.

-你肯定是吃错什么了 -才不是

My symptoms are consistent with an ulcer.

我的症状符合胃溃疡的病徴

Shelly remember when you thought you had leprosy

谢利还记得你以为自己得了麻风病

and it was just a patch of dry skin

结果只是有块皮肤有点干吗

And when you thought you had gout Or an enlarged prostate

还有你以为自己得了痛风或前列腺肿大

Or mad cow

还有疯牛症

That was my favorite.

那次是我的最爱

Well this is different.

这次真的不一样

Maybe we should take him to the doctor.

或许我们该带他去看医生

Listen to your wife ulcers are serious.

听你老婆的话啊胃溃疡是很严重的

Well I've never seen this in someone so young

我从没在这么小的病人身上看到

but uh your son has an ulcer.

但你儿子的确是得了胃溃疡

Thank you.

谢谢

How could this happen

怎么会这样

Uh there are a number of factors.

有好几个可能因素

Has he been under some unusual stress lately

他最近有遭受什么特殊的压力吗

Yes. She won't take me to Radio Shack.

有她不带我去睿侠电器行

Go wait outside.

去外面等

I've heard some interesting research

我听过一些有趣的研究

about treating ulcers with antimicrobials.

说用抗菌剂可以治胃溃疡

Go.

出去

And you're surprised I have an ulcer.

你还好意思惊讶我得了胃溃疡

I'm surprised I don't have one.

我还惊讶我为什么没得呢

Um Radio Shack

睿侠电器行是怎么回事

He's trying to figure out how to help NASA land rockets.

他想算出怎么帮忙太空总署回收火箭

Oh. Well that's a nice thing.

这挺不错的啊

He's just doing it out of spite.

但他是为了报仇才这么做

Okay.

好吧

Well keep him off spicy foods for the time being

这段期间别让他吃辣的食物

and I'll write you a prescription for Zantac.

我再给你开胃溃疡药的处方签

Does he smoke

他抽烟吗

'Course not. He's nine.

当然不抽他才9岁

I started at his age.

我在他这年纪就开始抽了

Uh but only when I drank.

但只有在我喝酒时才抽

What the...

什么...

Sheldon What are you doing

谢尔顿你在干嘛

I just need a minute. These things are so slow.

给我一分钟就好这玩意太慢了

Is this your family

这是你的家人吗

They're lovely.

感觉人都好棒

Mom. What

-妈妈 -怎么了

There's something wrong with Sheldon again.

谢尔顿又有毛病了

I figured it out

我算出来了

I figured it out

我算出来了

One night.

一晚

I want to sleep one night.

我就想好好睡一晚

Oh. Hi Mom.

妈你来啦

火箭重返大气层与反推进

作文本

Hi there.

大家好

I'm on my way I'm making it...

我在路上成功的路上

Peter Gabriel Big time

With my research complete

我的研究告一段落

and my ulcer on the mend

胃溃疡也在好转中

all that was left to do was send my work to NASA

剩下的就是把我的作品送到太空总署

and wait to become America's scientific sweetheart.

坐等成为美国科学界人见人爱小甜心

And I will walk through the front door

我会从大门走入

Big time...

发达

So I waited...

于是我等呀等

Make it show yeah

得表现出来

Big time.

发达

...and waited...

等呀等

Big time.

发达

...and waited...

等呀等

...and waited.

等呀等

Big.

发达

Something's wrong with Sheldon again.

谢尔顿又有毛病了

Now what

又怎么了

Those people at NASA never responded to his science stuff.

太空总署的那些人一直没给他的成果回信

Damn it. I've had enough of this.

靠我真是受够了

Sheldon get up.

谢尔顿起来

What's the point

起来有何意义

We're going to Houston.

我们去休士顿

Really

真的吗

Yeah.

真的

You and me are gonna give those space monkeys

你跟我一起去给这些太空猴子

a little talkin' to.

好好上一课

I often found my father to be

我时常觉得我父亲

a strange and puzzling man

是个奇怪又令人不解的男人

but at that moment I never loved him more.

但在那一刻我从未如此爱过他

I don't see why I couldn't stay home.

为什么我不能待在家啊

'Cause we're having a fun family outin'.

因为我们要来一次快乐家庭出游

Can I at least drive

好歹让我开车吧

She said fun not tragic.

你妈是说快乐不是快死

Let's go to the ostrich farm.

我们去那个鸵鸟园吧

Cool.

太酷了

We can ride 'em and then we can eat 'em.

我们可以骑着它们遛几圈再宰了吃

We're not stopping anywhere.

我们哪儿都不停

We're going to Houston to straighten this thing out for your brother

直接去休斯顿把你弟弟的事儿整明白

then we're going home.

然后就回家

Shelly you doing okay

谢利你还好吧

Yes. I just hope I don't get carsick.

还好但愿我不会晕车

You want Daddy to pull over

想让爸爸停一会儿吗

I'll be okay.

我没事的

Oh God it's on my shoes it's on my shoes

天啊他吐到我鞋子上了我的鞋上

For Pete's sake somebody open a window.

老天爷啊谁来开个窗

Yeah I don't mean to be rude

我无意冒犯

but we've been waitin' for an hour to see your boss.

不过我们等见你上司已经一小时了

I'm sorry sir

对不起先生

but you didn't have an appointment.

你们没有预约就来了

We didn't have an appointment 'cause every time I called

我们没有预约的原因是每次我打来

you put me on hold.

你就会让我稍候

I'm sure Dr. Hodges'll see you as soon as he can.

我确信霍奇斯博士会尽快见你们的

So what do you want to do I don't know.

-你打算怎么办 -我也不知道

I guess we just got to be patient and wait...

只能耐心等着吧...

Aw screw it

见鬼去吧

Excuse me sir you can't just...

抱歉先生你不能就这样...

All right here's the deal.

你给我听好了

My kid's got a damn ulcer 'cause of you

我的孩子因为你患上了胃溃疡

so either you take him seriously

所以你要么认真对待他

or you're gonna be taking me seriously.

要么就想想怎么对付我

Yes sir

请吩咐先生

Janice why don't you send the little boy in

珍妮丝不如请那位小伙子进来吧

Right away.

快快有请

He'll see you now.

他可以见你了

You're up Moonpie.

到你了小饼饼

And here...

在这个阶段

near apogee we gimbal the engine

火箭靠近远地点时利用万向节

to exert a torque

驱动发动机施加转矩

that executes a pitchover maneuver

执行重力转向机动

to flip the rocket by 180 degrees.

将火箭翻转180度

Well that's very impressive.

你的成果很了不起

Thank you very much for taking the time...

感谢你抽出时间...

I'm not done.

我还没讲完

Uh... sorry.

抱歉

Needless to say

不用说

we use a P.I.D. Controller to minimize the dispersions

我们必须使用比例-积分-微分控制器来尽量减少

to the landing site.

着陆点的散布范围

Anything else

还有别的吗

Yes. I'd like a glass of water.

有我想喝水

It's time to take my Zantac.

我该吃胃溃疡药了

He's been in there quite a while.

他进去好一会儿了

Well if the topic is science

只要话题关乎科学

he can be a really Chatty Patty.

他就是个小话唠

I'm bored.

无聊死了

Me too.

我也觉得

Someday somebody's gonna write a book about Sheldon.

未来会有人给谢尔顿写本书

Don't you want there to be a chapter

你们不想看到里面某个章节

about how loving and supportive you two were

写你们俩是多有爱地支持他吗

Doesn't matter. I ain't reading it.

我无所谓反正我也不会看

This is groundbreaking work.

你的成果极具开创性

Thank you. And...

谢谢还有呢

And...

还有什么

I thought you might want to apologize.

我以为你会想道歉

Why

为什么要道歉

You tried to shut me up with a patch.

你想用一个布贴让我闭嘴

Well... I I give those to everyone.

我...我见人就送布贴

A And you have to understand Sheldon

还有你得明白谢尔顿

that while your math is is theoretically correct

虽然你的计算在理论上是正确的

we don't have the technical capability to execute it.

但是我们没有技术能力来执行它

So I'm ahead of my time

所以我走在时代前头了吗

Well... it would appear so.

看来是这样

All right call me when you catch up.

好吧等你们水平赶上来再联系我

We can go now.

我们可以走了

I've often contemplated what might have happened

我时常深思如果那一天我父亲

if my father hadn't stuck up for me that day.

没有为我挺身而出一切会变成什么样

Would I have gone on to become

我会继续在科学道路上前行

a world class theoretical physicist

成为世界级的理论物理学家

or just your average Joe Sixpack theoretical physicist

还是那种平庸的蓝领理论物理学家

Dad

爸爸

Yeah

怎么了

Thank you.

谢谢你

You're welcome.

不用谢

We're real proud of you honey.

我们为你骄傲亲爱的

Are you proud of me and Georgie Of course.

-你们也为我和小乔治骄傲吗 -当然了

You bet.

当然

For what

骄傲什么

Don't go pokin' at it.

见好就收吧

2016年4月8日

For the first time

史上第一次

SpaceX has successfully landed its Falcon 9 rocket

太空探索技术公司研发的"猎鹰9"火箭

on a drone ship in the Atlantic Ocean.

成功返回着陆于大西洋上的无人降落台

SpaceX founder Elon Musk called the event

其公司创始人埃隆·马斯克称这次着陆

an "Incredible milestone in the history of space."

为"太空史上令人难以置信的里程碑"

Elon the CNN reporter's here to talk to you.

埃隆 CNN记者到了

Hang on.

等等

Send him in.

请他进来

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