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Oh of course I have.

我当然有

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

The average American consumes

普通美国人平均一年

55 pounds of beef per year.

会吃掉25公斤的牛肉

And then there's Texas

但美国有个地方叫德克萨斯

where we can knock that off in a couple of months.

在这里我们只要几个月就能吃掉那个量

Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket...

甚至还能更快如果有德州烟熏牛胸肉的话

...curiously the one cut of beef

很奇妙的是牛的这块牛胸肉

that Texans and Jews agree upon.

是唯一让德州人与犹太人都爱不释手的部位

This is really good Meemaw.

这真是太好吃啦姥姥

Really good

还太好吃呢

You're spitting the best brisket in Texas

你把全德州最好吃的牛胸肉

all over the damn table.

喷得整餐桌都是

Close your mouth when you eat.

嘴巴有东西不要说话

Or aim your face the other way.

或者把你的脸朝向别的方向

Connie one of these days you got to give me the recipe.

康妮总有一天你得给我这食谱

You bet. For sure.

你说会就会啦

One of these days. Oh come on.

-总有一天 -别这样

You can't hold on to it forever.

你总不能瞒一辈子

Mean that much to you

你这么想要吗

Mary and I were dating about a month

当年我跟玛丽交往一个月左右时

when she brought me home for dinner.

她带我回家吃晚饭

I took one bite of this brisket

我吃了一口这牛胸肉

and I knew I loved your daughter.

我就知道我爱你的女儿

Gee thanks.

我真是谢谢你啊

Kind of like Sleeping Beauty except Dad kissed meat.

有点像睡美人不过爸吻的是牛肉

I tell you what.

这样吧

You go get a...

你去拿...

piece of paper and a pencil

纸笔来

I'll write it down for you.

我给你写下来

Okay. It's happening...

好终于到了这一刻

That's the fastest I've seen him run.

这是我见他跑得最快的一次

It's the only time I've seen him run.

这是我第一次见他跑

There you go.

给

Okay.

好

I might make it this weekend.

我可能这周末就做来吃

Or you could try a vegetable.

你也可以试试吃点蔬菜啊

Vegetable That's funny.

吃蔬菜你真幽默

Okay.

好了

Now this is for your eyes only.

这个只传给你

You're not to share it with anybody.

你不许给别人看或分享

I never I would never.

我绝... 我绝不会

You're a horrible person.

你真是缺德

What'd it say

上面写什么了

I want to know what it said.

我想知道写什么了

Me too. Just eat.

-我也想知道 -吃你们的

Can I read it

我能看吗

You are a horrible person.

你还真的挺缺德

Ain't I

可不是嘛

All right that's enough about the brisket.

好了不要再聊这个牛胸肉了

You kids excited for the church picnic tomorrow

你们期待明天的教会野餐吗

Not really. I don't know.

-不太 -不知道

Oh come on.

别这样

You all saw the flier. The three "F"s

你们都看到传单了有三"有"

food fun and fellowship.

有吃有玩友谊

And I'm bringing a big slab of my brisket.

我要带一大块我的牛胸肉去

That's it.

我受够了

15 years in this family and all the time I've been nothing

当一家人15年了这期间我一直都是

but a good supportive son in law.

一个表现良好又负责任的女婿

I always treated your daughter right

我也一直都有好好对待你女儿

I gave you three beautiful grandchildren.

给了你三个可爱的孙子女

Only thing I ever asked in return was that damn recipe.

我唯一要求的回报就是给我个破食谱

You're right.

你说得对

Get another piece of paper. I'll write it down.

再去拿张纸我给你写下来

Don't mess with me Connie.

别再耍我康妮

Get the paper before I change my mind.

快趁我改变主意前去拿纸吧

You're gonna do it to him again aren't you

你还要再耍他一次是吧

I kind of have to.

有点不耍不行啊

George she was just fooling with you.

乔治她就是跟你闹着玩

No no she's mean.

没不是她就是损

She got a black heart.

心都是黑的

She does not.

她才不是

Why do you always side with her

你为什么总站在她那边

Well she is my mother.

她是我妈啊

And there it is.

看吧

There's the problem.

问题就在这

You should be siding with me.

你应该跟我同一阵线啊

Over brisket It's not just brisket.

-为了个牛胸肉吗 -不单是为了牛胸肉

It's the way she's been treating me since day one.

是她从认识我第一天起就这么对我

Like I'm some kind of loser a booby prize.

就是把我当个废柴安慰奖

"Booby prize." What was that

-"安慰[胸部]奖" -什么声音

Georgie you mind your own business.

小乔治你少多管闲事

What did I do

我做什么了

What's going on

怎么了

Mom and Dad are fighting.

爸妈在吵架

What about

为了什么事

Brisket.

牛胸肉

If they get a divorce who do you think

如果他们离婚了

you'll pick to live with

你会选择跟谁过

Well Mom of course.

当然是选妈啦

I want Mom. Pick again.

我要选妈你换选一个

I thought Dad was coming.

我还以为爸爸也会来

No he had work to do.

他不来他有工作

What kind of work I don't know. Coaching stuff.

什么工作不知道教练的事情吧

Can't he do it after the picnic

他不能野餐完再去吗

No Missy he cannot. Why not

-他没办法啊米希 -为什么

Enough.

别问了

How come Georgie's not going

那为什么小乔治也没来

He's grounded for eavesdropping on me and your father.

他偷听我跟你爸爸说话被禁足了

Well I hope he learned his lesson.

希望他学到教训了

Is this about the recipe

是为了食谱的事吗

I bet he's mad 'cause you always side with Meemaw.

我猜他是因为你总站在姥姥这边在生气

And how would you know that

你怎么会知道这个

Georgie told me.

小乔治跟我说的

Are you and Dad getting a divorce

你跟爸爸要离婚了吗

'Course not.

当然不会

Well if you do I want to live with you.

如果你们离婚我想要跟着你过

Sheldon no one's getting a divorce.

谢尔顿我们不会离婚的

But thank you honey.

不过谢谢你选我

You know this all goes away

你知道这个问题

if you just give him your recipe for the brisket.

只要你给他食谱就会烟消云散了吗

I know.

我知道啊

And

然后呢

I guess it's not going away.

我猜这问题是哪都不会去了

And I wasn't eavesdropping.

我没有偷听

Don't worry about it.

没事啦

I just don't see why I got grounded.

我只是不懂我为什么被禁足

What are you complaining about

你有什么好抱怨的

You didn't want to go to church picnic anyway.

你本来也不想去教会野餐啊

I like complaining. I'm good at it.

我就喜欢抱怨我特能哔哔

I'll be right back.

我马上回来

Mind if I have a sip of your beer

你介意我喝一口你的啤酒吗

You mind if I dip your head in the compost heap

你介意我把你脑袋塞进堆肥筒里吗

You could have just said no.

你说介意不就好了吗

What are you doing

你在干嘛

Nothing Get out of here.

没干嘛滚出去

You're looking for her brisket recipe.

你在找姥姥的牛胸肉食谱

All of a sudden you got smart

这时候你就变天才啦

I said get out of here.

我说了让你出去

I won't tell I swear.

我发誓我不会泄密

All right help me look.

行吧快来帮忙找

Ooh. Found it

找到了吗

No this is her French toast.

没有这是她法式吐司的食谱

You're not looking for French toast.

没让你找法式吐司

She does make it good though.

这个姥姥也做得很好吃

Did you know she puts vanilla extract in her whipped cream

你知道她会在生奶油里加香草精吗

I did not.

我不知道

Quarter teaspoon.

加1/4茶匙

Georgie Yeah

-小乔治 -怎么了

We're looking for brisket

我们是来找牛胸肉食谱

Cranky.

暴脾气

We're home.

我们回来啦

Be cool.

别慌

I'm cool. You be cool.

我不慌啊你才别慌呢

Real cool.

可真不慌啊

He thought I wrote it down.

他以为我有写下来

What a dope.

真是个傻子

Seltzer...

苏打水

...hair tonic. Hair tonic.

生发水生发水

Need help putting the kids down

需要帮忙哄孩子睡觉吗

No thank you I've been taking care of them all day.

不用了谢谢我自己照顾了他们一天

I think I can finish the job.

我能自己收尾

Oh come on don't do that.

干嘛啦别这样

Don't do what

别怎样

Never mind.

没事

Just so you know Sheldon and Missy won

告诉你谢尔顿跟米希

the three legged race because she told him

赢了两人三脚赛跑因为米希跟他说

a bee was chasing them and you missed it.

有蜜蜂在追他们而你错过了这一幕

I'm sorry I I just needed a break from your mother.

是我的错我只是想远离你妈妈一会儿

Yeah well you took a break from your family.

是啊你也远离了你的家人

How long is this feud between you two gonna go on

你们俩之间的不愉快是想闹多久

That's up to her.

这得看她啊

You are both such...

你们真是两头...

stubborn...

死固执的...

donkey butts

犟驴啊

Missy

米希

Go to bed.

去睡觉

You don't know it's me.

你怎么知道是不是我

What do you want

你想干嘛

Don't be that way.

别这样

I brought you a cold one.

我给你拿了瓶冰的

Thanks.

谢谢

I still don't like you.

还是不喜欢你

Would this change your feelings

那这个能让你改变想法吗

Is that it

就是这个吗

The Holy Grail.

传说中的一个大秘宝

What changed your mind

是什么让你改变了心意

You not going to the picnic today

你今天不去野餐

that hurt Mary and the twins.

伤了玛丽与双胞胎的心

I cannot have that on my heart.

我不想要内心有愧疚

Is that so Absolutely.

-是吗 -绝对

Look me in the eye and tell me

看着我的眼睛告诉我

this is the actual recipe.

这份是正确的食谱

George what you have in your hand

乔治在你手里的就是

is the exact step by step instructions

正确的详细制作方式

on how to make my brisket.

能让你做出我的招牌牛胸肉

I have never written it down until tonight because...

在今晚之前我从没把这个食谱写下来过

I was afraid someone might steal it.

因为我怕会有人来偷

But I'm entrusting this to you

但现在我把它托付给你

and I hope that someday when the time is right

希望有一天时机成熟时

you will see fit to share it with one of your children.

你会传给你其中一个孩子

Connie I don't know what to say.

康妮我不知道该说什么好

Don't call me Connie.

别叫我康妮

Call me Mom.

叫我妈妈

Thanks Mom.

谢谢妈妈

You're welcome son.

不客气儿子

What a dope.

真是个傻子

The next morning my dad embarked on a doomed quest

第二天早上我爸为了做出完美的牛胸肉

to make the perfect brisket.

踏上了注定失败的征途

Can I help you

能帮你什么吗

Matter of fact you can.

还真需要你帮忙

I need 12 pounds of prime Angus with a medium deckle

我需要5公斤特优级安格斯牛胸肉

ideally slaughtered in the spring no later than mid June.

最好是春天宰的不能晚于六月中旬

For the spice rub

至于腌肉的香料

Meemaw had him drive to New Orleans

姥姥让他开车去新奥尔良

to buy ground coffee from Cafe Du Monde

到知名咖啡馆买研磨咖啡粉

新奥尔良 407公里

and seven ounces of something called "holy ghost root"

以及到一名叫拉沃夫人的女巫那里

from a voodoo woman named Madam Laveau.

买28克的"圣灵根"

19世纪的巫毒女王

Could you grind my root for me

请问你能磨我的"根"吗

I I'm a... I'm a rub it on brisket.

我要涂在牛胸上

Then back home he applied the spice rub

回家后他给牛胸抹上香料的手法

with such erotic tenderness

充满情欲又温柔

it made my mother a little jealous.

我妈都有点妒忌了呢

Finally the cooking began.

最终开始烹饪了

14 hours of cooking.

弄了整整14小时

And basting.

期间不断刷油

And spritzing.

喷油

And tending to the fire.

和照料火候

Until it was finally time to let the meat rest.

终于到了让胸肉阴凉的步骤

Rest my darling.

休息[阴凉]吧小亲亲

Rest.

好好休息

Mmm. This Cafe Du Monde coffee is very good.

知名咖啡店的咖啡真好喝呀

They make it with chicory.

里面加了菊苣

And what does it do to the brisket

这对做牛胸肉有什么好处

Oh I have no idea.

我不知道

Then why did you send George all the way to New Orleans

那你为什么让乔治大老远跑去新奥尔良

Well they don't sell this around here.

咱家附近买不到这种咖啡啊

Here we go.

来了

15 years and 14 hours later.

耗时15年零14小时

Best brisket in Texas.

全德州最好吃的牛胸肉

Connie you evil bitch

康妮你这个邪恶的贱人

It's smoother than regular coffee.

比普通咖啡丝滑很多呢

That wasn't the recipe.

那才不是真的秘方

You looked me in the eye and you lied to me.

你看着我的眼睛说谎了

Oh Mom.

妈妈

You broke into my home and tried to steal it.

你偷摸闯进我家想偷食谱

Oh George.

乔治

You told her we went over there

你告诉她我们进去过吗

Oh George Jr.

小乔治

I didn't say nothing. I was cool.

我什么都没招不是我

I am loving this.

真喜欢这台好戏

I don't want this woman in my house anymore.

我家不再欢迎这个女人来

She is my mother. She is the devil.

-她可是我妈 -她就是恶魔

And what if the kids want to see her

要是孩子们想见她呢

Fine.

好吧

Schedule it for when I'm not here.

在我不在家时才能来

Or when I'm dead.

或者等我死了再来

And quit drinking my coffee.

还有不许你喝我的咖啡了

Turn off your train we've got to talk.

把你的火车关掉我们得谈谈

About what

谈什么

Mom is so upset about Dad and Meemaw

妈妈为爸爸和姥姥的事很难过

she might want a divorce.

她可能会想离婚

No one's getting divorced.

没人要离婚

How do you know

你怎么知道

Great now I have to throw that out.

"真棒" 这下我得把那个扔了

Mother in laws are always held in low regard by the father.

当女婿的自古以来都瞧不起丈母娘

It rarely leads to a breakup of the family.

但这很少会导致家庭破裂

He's right.

他说得对

Fred and Wilma are still happily married.

弗雷德和威尔玛的婚姻依然幸福美满

经典卡通《摩登原始人》中的角色

I think if we can figure out

我想如果你能

a way for Dad to get Meemaw's brisket recipe

想个办法让爸爸得到姥姥的牛胸肉食谱

this all goes away.

所有矛盾就会消失

I don't see how we can accomplish that.

我想不出我们能有什么办法

Put that down.

放下

That's not a toy.

那可不是玩具

Sure it is.

当然是啦

Choo choo.

呜呜

Choo choo...

呜呜

Choo choo.

呜呜

Open wide Moonpie.

张嘴嘴小饼饼

Here comes the choo choo train.

呜呜小火车来啦

Choo choo.

呜呜

Mmm. Isn't that good

很好吃对吧

That's Meemaw's famous brisket.

这是姥姥远近驰名的牛胸肉

Would you like the secret recipe

你想知道食谱吗

You promise not to tell anybody

你保证不告诉别人

Of course you're not gonna tell anybody.

你当然不会告诉别人啦

I start with a tablespoon of cumin

我先加入一茶匙孜然

and then a cup of brown sugar and...

然后加入一杯红糖之后...

I know the recipe.

我知道姥姥的食谱

What

什么

She told it to me.

她告诉我的

When

什么时候

February 14 1982.

1982年2月14日

I was 23 months old it was Valentine's Day

当时我23个月大那天是情人节

and Mom and Dad went out for dinner.

爸爸和妈妈出去餐厅吃饭了

You were there. Don't you remember

当时你也在场你不记得吗

I got nothing.

一片空白

You can really remember when you were that little

那么小的时候的事你真的还记得吗

Uh huh. You were there too.

嗯你也在场

You were still struggling with potty training.

你还在学习自己上厕所

I don't think so.

你记错了吧

Oh yes. Meemaw used to call you Mr. Soggy Pants.

没有姥姥以前都叫你尿裤子先生

Nuh uh.

不可能

Mr. Soggy Pants.

尿裤子先生

Quit it. This is serious.

闭嘴这不好笑

Sheldon you've got to tell Dad that recipe.

谢尔顿你必须把食谱告诉爸爸

But Meemaw told me it was a secret.

但姥姥说这是秘密

If you don't and Mom and Dad get a divorce it's your fault.

你如果不说等爸妈离婚了就是你的错

All right.

好吧

Fine.

我说

Good job Soggy Pants.

干得漂亮尿裤子先生

Dad could you please come into the living room

爸爸你能来客厅吗

What for

干什么

My brain did something impressive

我的大脑做了超厉害的事

and I'd like to share it with you.

我想和你分享

What are you doing here

你怎么会在这儿

Same as you.

跟你一样

I want to see what his brain did.

我想看他的大脑做了什么

Please have a seat.

请坐

All right.

好吧

Well

怎么样

I know Meemaw's brisket recipe.

我知道姥姥的牛胸肉烹饪食谱

What

什么

No you don't.

你才不知道呢

Yes I do.

我真的知道

And in order to bring peace to this family

为了给这个家带来安宁

I'm prepared to make it public.

我决定公之于众

You're bluffing.

你想诈我

One tablespoon of cumin

一茶匙孜然

one cup of brown sugar

一杯红糖

two tablespoons of smoked paprika...

两茶匙烟熏红椒

Okay okay stop.

好了好了停

No no no. Keep going.

不不继续说

How do you know the recipe Shelly

你怎么会知道食谱谢利

Meemaw told it to me on Valentine's Day 1982.

姥姥在1982年的情人节告诉我的

You were out with Dad seeing Cannonball Run

你和爸爸去廉价影院

at the dollar theater.

看《炮弹飞车》了

That's impossible you weren't even two years old.

不可能你当时还不到两岁

Three tablespoons of dried mustard

三茶匙干芥末

one cup of Lone Star beer...

一杯孤星啤酒

Okay.

好了

Okay.

好了

Go ahead.

说吧

Give it to your father.

告诉你爸爸吧

I can write it down for you.

我可以帮你写下来

That's okay I don't want it.

不用了我不想要

You have got to be kidding me.

你逗我呢吧

Connie you've had every opportunity

康妮你有无数的机会

to give me that recipe and you never did

把食谱给我但你从来没给

because you've always treated me like an outsider.

因为你一直把我当做外人

No she has not.

她才没有

See She admits it.

看到没她承认了

Damn right I do.

我当然承认了

Never thought you were good enough for my daughter.

我一直觉得你配不上我女儿

There you were riding around on that dumb motorcycle

你就这么出现骑着那辆破摩托车

knocking her up.

把她肚子搞大

Why don't you kids go in the kitchen

孩子们你们都到厨房

and fix yourselves some ice cream

自己拿点冰淇淋吃吧

I'm not going anywhere.

我怎么能错过这好戏

Hey. I get it.

我能理解

I have a daughter.

我也有个女儿

I wouldn't want her bringing home someone like that.

我也不想她带一个那样的男人回家

But I've come a hell of a long way since then.

但我也比那时候成长了许多

Okay you're right.

好啦你说得对

George.

乔治

I'm sorry.

对不起

That means more to me than any recipe.

这对我来说比任何食谱都更有意义

Come here.

过来

Don't let the hug fool you.

别让这个拥抱骗了你

The minute she went home he made me give him the recipe.

她一走他就逼我把食谱告诉他

Here we go maiden voyage.

来啦处女航

Hot damn.

哎妈呀

Hot damn.

哎妈呀

Hot damn

哎妈呀

George Language.

乔治注意说话

Sheldon.

谢尔顿

Want some

想来点吗

Uh no thank you. I'm not hungry.

不用了谢谢我不饿

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