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Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Guess what I'm buying a Laundromat

你猜怎么着我要顶下一间洗衣店

So there's a secret back room at the Laundromat

所以洗衣店后方有个秘密暗室

where you gamble

你常去那里赌

Give me a sense

那好歹就说个大概

of how illegal this is

这赌场违法程度多高

Who says it's illegal

谁说这违法了

Well why is it a secret

不然为啥是秘密

Okay it's illegal

行吧的确违法

What do you know about these backroom slot machine places

你对那些后面藏着老虎机的店了解多少

We look the other way

我们睁一只眼闭一只眼

What's going on

怎么回事

Are you Connie Tucker

你是康妮·塔克吗

Well this sucks

好委屈好难过

In astronomy

在天文学中

a syzygy is a rare event

朔望是指引力系统中

when three or more celestial bodies line up

三个天体配置在一条直线的罕见事件

You may also know it as the stars aligning

你也可能听过人们称之为X星连珠

which was probably coined

这叫法估计是

by someone who couldn't spell "Syzygy"

某个记不得朔望这个词的人编出来的

If you want to win Scrabble remember this bad boy

如果你想在拼字游戏得高分记得这个好词

My father's idea of the stars aligning

对我父亲来说 X星连珠

was having the house completely to himself

就是指家里只剩他一个人

I was at school Missy was at a friend's

当我去上学米希去朋友家

Georgie was working

小乔治在上班

and my mother was on her way to a church retreat

而我妈妈在去教会退休会的路上

There was a God who had a son and Jesus was his name o

上帝有个儿名字叫耶稣

J e s u s j e s u s

- 耳阝鱼禾 - 耳阝鱼禾

J e s u s

耳阝鱼禾

And Jesus was his name o

祂的名字叫耶稣

For my father

而对我父亲而言

it was sweet Southern syzygy

这就是美妙的南方朔望

S Y Z Y G Y Syzygy

屰月亡月王朔望

Balls

妈蛋

Hey Billy Sheldon's not here

你好啊比利谢尔顿不在这里

Is Missy Nope

-那米希呢 -也不在

Good I need to talk to you alone

那就好我想跟你单独谈谈

Balls

妈蛋

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

年

少

谢尔顿

You mind if I watch the game while we talk

你不介意我边看比赛边跟你聊吧

That's fine

不介意

So what's up

所以你找我有什么事

I would like your permission to ask out Missy

我想征得你的同意再去约米希

Really

真的假的

Yeah

真的

Okay Uh

好吧这个嘛

Well I appreciate you coming to me

我很高兴你有先来跟我谈谈

I wanted to do this the right way

我想要按部就班做到位

You know Billy this sounds like a big step

比利你这一步感觉一下跨太大了

I'm not sure Missy's really ready for dating yet

我都不确定米希到了约会的年龄没

She went out with Marcus from school

她不是跟我们学校的马库斯谈过恋爱吗

They went to the movies

他们还一起去看过电影

Yeah that is

好吧那的确是

meaningful

"大事"

But they broke up so now's my chance

他们分手了所以我的机会来啦

Does Missy know anything about this No

-米希知道你对她有意思吗 -不知道

Great Let's build on that

很好那你得一步一步来

You don't want to be the rebound guy

免得自己成了备胎

What's that

那是什么意思

That's the guy after the guy she really liked

就是卡在她上一任真爱

and before the next guy she really likes

与下一任真爱中间的工具人

What You and Missy are friends

-什么鬼 -你跟米希是多年朋友

You go to school together

你们从小就上同所学校

That could make things complicated if it doesn't go well

一旦没成功以后见面就很尴尬了

I didn't think about that

我没想过这点

If she turns you down you're gonna have to see her all the time

她如果拒绝你以后抬头不见低头见呢

But if it goes right I getto see her all the time

但如果成功了抬头低头都能见呢

I just think you ought to take a minute

我只是觉得你应该静下心好好思考

and figure out if it's really worth it

这么做到底值不值得

Hmm I It's like football

就像是打橄榄球

You can go for it on fourth down on your own 20 yard line

在自家球门口的最后一次进攻机会选攻还选守

but if you don't make it it's game over

选择进攻一旦失败可能满盘皆输

You're not just a football coach

你可真不只是个球队导师

You're a coach of life

您是人生导师啊

You probably think of quantum physics

你可能会觉得量子物理学

as a white knuckle rush of adrenaline

惊险刺激令人血脉喷张

like the Peter Pan ride at Disneyland

就像去坐迪士尼乐园里的小飞侠天空奇遇

But the reality can be a little less exciting

但现实中可能并不那么精彩

especially when you're stuck

尤其是当你遇到瓶颈的时候

We'll get this

我们能解开的

Perhaps a set of fresh eyes could be helpful

或许找个旁观者能有新思路

If you're going to suggest Dr Sturgis

如果你是要建议去找斯特吉斯博士

I should remind you we have a complicated history

我得先提醒你我跟他的恩怨情仇很复杂

And your graviton research

你关于引力子的研究

is mediocre at best

顶多算平庸

You're not qualified to judge my work All right that's it

-你不够格批评我的成果 -我忍无可忍了

We'll get this

我们能解开的

Hey You ready for dinner

你准备好去吃晚饭了吗

Do I look ready

我看起来像准备好了吗

不像

How was your day dear

你今天过得好吗亲爱的

Well I ran out of quarters

店里换钱的硬币用完了

Then I had to break up a fight over a dryer sheet

我还得拉开为了防静电纸打架的人

Then washer number three overflowed again

三号洗衣机再度漏水了

Oh Well I had a nice day

我今天过得可好了

I got to pet a horse

我还得到摸马的机会

Come on let me take you to dinner

好啦我带你去吃晚饭

Dinner's not gonna fix this mess

吃晚饭这团乱就能自己好吗

Yeah I was counting on margaritas

我本来是想依靠玛格丽塔酒来处理

to do the heavy lifting

让你开心的重大工作

This is not what I signed up for

人家顶店的时候可不是为了干这个

I need to get some help in here

我店里需要找人帮忙

Well so do it

那你找啊

Great I'm taking Georgie

那太好啦我要叫小乔治来

Georgie No he's my best employee

小乔治吗不行他是我的王牌店员

He's my grandson Well so what

-她还是我外孙呢 -那又怎样

Sheldon's the smart one Take him

谢尔顿才是聪明的那个你叫他啊

Do you want to go out with somebody who's happy and fun

你是想跟一个情绪高涨有兴致的熟女约会

or some cranky old woman who smells like mop

还是想跟不爽还一身拖把味的老太婆约会

All right All right Take Georgie

行吧行吧小乔治给你用

Thank you

谢谢

I'm gonna go get myself fixed up

我去整理一下仪容

I think you look beautiful just the way you are

我觉得你现在的样子就很美了

Go to hell Okay

-去死吧你 -好的

Triplets left man in motion

他走开了其他人在跑动

Here comes a pass

要传球啦

See there

看到没

Now I know where Sheldon gets his brains from

我现在知道谢尔顿的聪明才智遗传谁了

Congratulations

恭喜你

You're the only person to ever say that

你是史上第一个说过这话的人

What's gonna happen next

接下来会发生什么事啊

You gonna get me a beer

你会去帮我再拿一瓶啤酒

Yes sir

遵命

I'm home

我到家了

In here Watching the game with Billy

我在客厅跟比利一起看比赛呢

Do you have the number where Mom's staying

你有妈妈要去住的地方的电话吗

Everything okay

发生什么事了吗

I need help navigating a situation with Dr Linkletter

我跟林克莱特博士碰到了问题想问问她

You should ask your dad He's really smart

你应该问你爸爸他很聪明啊

You're the first person who's ever said that

你是唯一一个说过这话的人

Yeah try me I might surprise you

对啊问我看看搞不好出乎你意料

Dr Linkletter and I are stuck on a science problem

我跟林克莱特博士科学上碰到了瓶颈

I know Dr Sturgis could help but I'm hesitant to suggest that

我知道斯特吉斯博士能帮上忙但又不敢说

because I know they have a professional rivalry

因为我知道他们两个在工作上是仇人

Well the way I see it

就我看来

y'all are on Team Science right

你们其实都是科学阵营的人对吧

I suppose

是的吧

And people on the same team don't have to get along

一个阵营里的人彼此并不需要是朋友

to work together

也能让队伍运转

Like you and Mom

就像你跟妈妈一样

不是啦

A quarterback and his receivers

就像四分卫与接球员们

He doesn't throw it to the guy he likes best

他并不是丢给他最要好的人

He throws it to the one that's open

他会传给有空档的那个人

So smart

太有智慧了

So I should ask Dr Sturgis what he thinks about

所以我应该去问斯特吉斯博士

the dark matter being a Bose condensate

他对暗物质可能是一种玻色凝聚的看法吗

Do you want Team Science to win

你想要科学阵营赢吗

Thank you This has been helpful

谢谢这个意见对我很有帮助

What's a Bose condensate

什么是玻色凝聚

I'll tell you at halftime

中场休息的时候我告诉你

You fancy yourself a bit of an entrepreneur don't you

你觉得自己也算是个创业者了对吧

I like to think so

我是这么认为的

And now that you're not in school anymore

现在你不上学了

I bet you're wanting to take your career

我猜你肯定想让你的事业

to the next level

更上一层楼

What kind of entrepreneur would I be if I didn't

我要是不想那还算什么创业者

Well this is your lucky day

那你今天可走运了

because I have quite the opportunity

因为我有个绝佳的机会

How would you like to manage a business all on your own

你觉得让你独立管理一个生意怎么样

That'd be amazing

那太棒了

Be your own boss Call the shots

做自己的老板自己说了算

Hell yeah What is it

太棒了什么生意

Managing a Laundromat

管理一家洗衣店

No way

不可能

Oh now come on You're perfect for this

拜托这个工作最适合你了

I'm a salesman There's nothing there to sell

我是推销员那里无东西可卖

You got a bunch of bored people

你面对一大群无聊的人

with their pockets full of quarters

他们揣着满满一口袋硬币

you can't sell them something

你却什么都推销不出去吗

Then you're not the entrepreneur I thought you were

那你就不是我心中原以为的创业家

That ain't gonna work on me

激将法对我没用

And this is why you're management material

不轻易动摇你果然是个管理人才

Nice try

想得美

The place is wall to wall girls

那个地方全都是女生

Why didn't you lead with that

你上来就提这个不就完事了吗

My brother went to the Laundromat

我哥哥去了洗衣店

excited to meet the female customer base

对能看到我姥姥保证过的

my meemaw had promised

广大女性客户群感到兴奋

You said "Girls"

你说过有"女生"

They were girls

她们是女生啊

once

曾经是

Not in this century

上世纪的事情吧

Listen I need you to help me with this

听着我需要你帮我忙

I don't want to run this dump

我不想经营这个破地方

Then why'd you buy it

那你当初为什么要顶下来啊

I'm retired

我退休了

I thought it might be fun get me out of the house

本以为会有趣让我走出家门

And you picked a Laundromat

然后你选了开洗衣店吗

It seemed like a better opportunity at the moment

当时看觉得是个好机会

What happened You get tricked by a con man

出什么事了你被骗子骗了吗

No It's all right

-没有 -不用不好意思啊

Happens to a lot of people your age

你这个年纪的人有很多都被骗过

Come with me

跟我来

Hey uh how's bachelor life treating you

你的单身生活怎么样

Good

很好

Mary makes this parenting thing seem hard

玛丽以前搞得好像教育孩子很难似的

I'm great at it

结果我很会教

So you finally gave it a shot

所以你终于肯尽本分了吗

Good for you

很好嘛

Make your jokes

随你怎么取笑

but I'm even helping out kids that aren't mine

但我甚至还在帮别人家的孩子

Really

真的吗

Billy Sparks got a little crush on Missy

比利·斯巴克斯对米希有点好感

Uh oh

不妙啊

Danger zone What

-危险区警告 -什么

Why

为什么啊

Getting in the middle of your teenage daughter's love life

插手你青春期女儿的爱情生活

What could possibly go wrong

能出什么事呢

I can't win with you

我说不过你

I'm not even gonna tell you how I helped Sheldon

我都不告诉你我是怎么帮谢尔顿的

It may be better you don't Fine

-也许你不说更好 -那好

I used a sports metaphor about science and it worked

我用体育类比科学成功帮到他了

I'm sure it did It did

-肯定成功了 -确实成功了

I'm sure You should be

-肯定的 -你应该这么想

I am Good

-我的确如此 -很好

It is good

真的很好

Are you just gonna keep having the last word

你要一直争着说最后一句话吗

No Thank you

-不 -谢谢

Just say it

说吧

You're welcome

不用谢我了

A secret casino room

一个秘密赌场

Yeah

是的

The cops shut me down

警察把这关了

That is so cool Very cool

-太酷了 -非常酷

I got a room full of slot machines I can't

我有一屋子不能玩的老虎机

turn on and a room full of washing machines I don't want

还有一屋子我不想要的洗衣机

Let's get this going again

再把这地方开起来吧

I can't I'm on their radar now

不行我现在被他们盯上了

That sucks

太倒霉了

This is not how I saw this playing out

我没想到事情会变成这样

Hey you took a shot That's impressive

你勇敢尝试了这很了不起

I guess

也许是吧

I mean most folks your age

大多数你这个年纪的人

have someone cutting up their food That's enough

-还得要人帮他们把食物切碎呢 -够了

Well I still think you're a badass

我还是觉得你很酷

Thank you

谢谢

We should probably get back out there

我们还是出去干正事吧

I ain't working for you

我不会为你工作的

But I'm rooting for you

但我支持你

So how'd it go

所以事情如何

I had Dr Sturgis present his ideas

我按照你说的让斯特吉斯博士

to Dr Linkletter like you said

向林克莱特博士说说他的想法

And

然后呢

John I must say

约翰我不得不说

that might be the stupidest idea i've ever heard

这也许是我听过最愚蠢的想法

Big talk coming from the man

一个觉得经典场论

who thought the whole thing could be explained

能解释一切的人

with classical field theory

还有脸说这种诳语

Oh no

不好

Then what happened Well

-然后发生什么了 -然后

Why on earth would you bring this crackpot into my lab

你为什么把这个疯子带到我的实验室来

You didn't mention me did you

你没提到我对吧

Because we're all on Team Science

因为我们都是科学阵营的人

and don't we want Team Science to win

我们不都想让科学阵营赢吗

Okay good But then

-好那就好 -但后来

"Team Science"

"科学阵营"

And where did you get that bit of clichéd nonsense

这种俗套的胡话你是听谁说的

My dad

我爸爸说的

What did you say to Billy

你跟比利说了什么

What did Billy say to you

比利跟你说了什么

He asked me out And he said he talked to you about it

他约我出去他说他跟你谈过这事

Well yes but

是的但

Why wouldn't you warn me

你为什么不先提醒我

He asked me out in front of my friends

他是当着我朋友们的面问的

I didn't tell him to do it I I told him to think about it

我没让他那么做我让他好好考虑一下

Well he thought about it and then he did it

他考虑之后决定这么做了

so thanks a lot

所以真谢谢你啊

Wayne was right

韦恩说得对

You told Coach Wilkins

你跟威尔金斯教练说了吗

A little

一点点

His wife is my teacher

他老婆是我的老师

Do you have any idea how bad this is

你知道这情况有多糟吗

I'm putting it together

开始慢慢意识到了

I didn't tell him to do it

我没让他那么做

You see it right

你看出来了对吧

That Dr Sturgis was correct

斯特吉斯博士说得对

and I need to eat crow and go back to him

我只能吃瘪然后去找他吗

Yes

是的

Let's just give it another moment

等等再去吧

Morning Mmm Morning

-早上好 -早上好

What's this

这是什么

世界上最好的爸爸

You've been doing such a good job at home

你在家表现得这么好

I thought you should be recognized

我觉得你值得被表扬

Thanks

谢谢

How'd everything go last night

昨晚怎么样

Not bad Not bad

还不错还不错

Glad to hear it

那就好

You lying sack

你个大骗子

What I know Billy asked Missy out

-什么 -我知道比利约米希出去

and it all went south

结果一塌糊涂

Darlene told me everything

达琳全都告诉我了

Oh man how did she find out

真要命她怎么知道的

You know how gossip flies in the teachers' lounge

你也知道教师休息室里的八卦传播飞快

Fine Everything you said is true

好吧你之前说的都是对的

Shouldn't have gotten involved

我就不该插手

Well I'm a let you keep the mug

我就大度点让你留着那马克杯

as a goal to work towards

作为努力目标

Mm gee thanks

真是谢谢你哦

How'd the thing with Sheldon go

谢尔顿那摊事怎么样了

All right give me the mug back

马克杯还我你不配

Gladly

乐意至极

67 years old

老娘67岁高龄了

scraping Tootsie Roll out of a clothes dryer

还得干这种破事刮烘衣机里的糖渍

What do you want

有何贵干

I want to help you out

我想帮你

Oh I knew you'd come back Listen I got most of it

我就知道你会回来大部分都被我清掉了

but there's this one chunk in there that won't let go

但还有一坨死都刮不下来

I'm not here to work I'm here with the answers to all your problems

我不是来干活的是来教你解决一切难题的方法

And what is that

你是指什么

How to get your back room up and running again

重开你赌窝的办法

I'm listening

我在听

I was thinking about Chuck E Cheese

你可以用查克芝士的餐厅游戏机房模式

Oh God

老天爷救救我吧

Hear me out

你听我说完嘛

Your payouts were in cash

你赌场之前是现金结算

That's illegal

那是违法的

When you play games at Chuck E Cheese

但在查克芝士玩游戏

you win tickets

会赢得点券

Those tickets are traded for prizes

点券拿去换奖品

That's legal

是合法的

You just need to do the same thing

你只需照搬这套做法就行了

People play your machines

让大家玩你的老虎机

Now the credits they win get exchanged for stuffed animals

现在他们赢得的点券能换取动物玩偶

Then you buy those stuffed animals back for cash

然后你再用现金把玩偶买回来

No laws broken and you're back in business

这样并没违反任何法规而你能重新开业

That's the stupidest thing I ever heard

这是我听过的最蠢的话了

Why

为什么

Because I don't run a carnival

因为老娘又不是在开嘉年华游戏摊

Grown up people don't don't gamble to win a teddy bear

成年人才不会为了赢取小熊公仔去赌博

You're not getting it

你没听懂

I'm getting that it's dumb

我听懂了这提议蠢到爆

I'm trying to help you

我是想帮你

If you really wanted to help me

如果你真想帮我

you would stick your head in there and start scraping

就把脑袋伸进去开刮

Eventually

最后

Dr Linkletter admitted

林克莱特博士终于承认

we could use the help of Dr Sturgis

我们需要斯特吉斯博士的帮助

and Team Science was back in action

于是科学阵营重返赛场

scoring goals against Team Ignorance

疯狂得分碾压无知阵营

Look at me talking like a jock

瞧我满嘴运动经

Oh I see you came around to my idea

看来你转而支持我的想法了

for distinguishing massive particles from axion particles

关于如何区分大质量粒子和轴子

Well it did provide an excellent jumping off point

那的确为我提供了很好的起点

for me to crack the actual problem

去破解真正的难题

Seems the actual problem is your inability

真正的难题似乎是你无法辨认出

to recognize a brilliant idea when it's handed to you

被递到眼前的绝妙想法

Is that so you pedantic little gremlin

是吗你个爱买弄的小精怪

How dare you

你好大的胆子

Well it's all just simple

那不过是简单的

My father was right

我爸说得对

They were bringing the best out of each other

他们激发出彼此最优秀的一面

like steel sharpening steel

宛如以钢磨钢

Although I suppose based on your premise

不过我想基于你的假设

we could calculate the stress energy tensor for each

我们是可以计算出各自的应力能量张量

It turned out their antagonism was the key to their success

事实证明他们的敌对情绪正是成功的关键

find an experiment to distinguish them

找个实验来区分它们

While derivative I'll admit your point does have some merit

虽然并非独创但我承认你的观点有一定价值

Of course it has merit

当然有价值了

you you

你个

Big pink Sasquatch Good

-粉红大脚怪 -怼得好

You big pink Sasquatch

你个粉红大脚怪

How you doing

你怎么样啊

Fine

还好

Things okay at school

在学校还顺心吗

Why So you can go tell your friends

你问来干嘛好去昭告猪朋狗友吗

I just want to know how you're doing

我就想知道你过得怎么样

Let's see Billy feels bad

我想想比利很难过

I feel bad for turning him down

我拒绝了他也很内疚

Everything's awkward and terrible now

现在气氛尴尬差劲到极点

Does that answer your question

这算回答了你的问题吗

Thanks for letting me come by

谢谢你让我过来

Sure

没事

How's he doing I don't know

-他怎么样了 -我不知道

He never tells me anything

他从来不跟我聊心事

Well Missy talks

米希倒是爱吐槽

It is not an improvement

但这完全没改善情况

Billy

比利

Mr Cooper's here

库珀叔叔来了

How you doing

你还好吗

Oh do not look under that rock

千万别提这茬

But I appreciate you asking

但我谢谢你的关心

Tough week huh

这周过得很糟心吧

Yeah

是的

Yeah I been there

我也经历过

You have Oh yeah

-真的吗 -是啊

Darcy Lockhart eighth grade

达茜·洛克哈特八年级

Shut me down on the school bus

在校巴上拒绝我

That sounds awful Couldn't even leave

-太惨了 -我想逃离现场都没法

Just had to sit there I asked nine stops too early

只得硬着头皮坐在那我问早了9个站

What did you do

你怎么应对的

I felt bad for a while

我消沉了一段时间

but then I asked out Maggie Gormly

但之后我又约玛姬·戈姆利出去

She said yes

她答应了吗

Absolutely not

狠狠拒绝了

And would you believe I did it on the bus a second time

你能相信我又是在校巴上问的吗

What a dope

蠢到爆炸

Well I'm never asking anybody out again

我再也不会约任何人出去了

You will

你会的

At least the worst part's over

至少最可怕的部分已经结束了

Doesn't feel like it

但感觉不是这样

You got rejected but was it the end of the world

你被拒绝了但世界因此毁灭了吗

No And that is extremely valuable information

-没有 -那是非常有用的信息

A lot of guys don't learn that and stop taking chances

很多男生没明白这一点不再冒险尝试

And honestly

说实话

you dodged a bullet with Missy

米希这事你是逃过了一劫

那姑娘可凶了

Thanks

谢了

My father didn't always get the credit he deserved

我爸有时做了好事却没得到赞赏

The advice he gave me actually worked out pretty well

但他给我的建议非常有用

Of course I never told him

当然了我从没跟他说过

Talked to Billy

我找比利聊过了

Why would you do that

你为什么要找他

No it was good

我们聊得还不错

Stay out of my life

别插手我的人生

He may not have been the world's greatest dad

他也许不是全世界最棒的爸爸

But maybe we weren't the world's greatest kids

但我们或许也不是全世界最乖的小孩

I guess I'll just sell the place

我还是把那地方卖了吧

If I take a bath so be it

如果损失惨重我也认了

Oh I don't know I got a realtor friend

那倒未必我有个朋友是房产经纪

might be able to help

他也许能帮忙

You mean like your cop friend who shut me down

就像你那个把我店铺捣了的条子朋友吗

Yeah that wasn't great

那结局的确不太美好

What about Georgie's idea

那小乔治的提议呢

That dumb Chuck E Cheese thing Dale come on

开查克芝士的馊主意戴尔得了吧

Well actually I think it's kind of brilliant

事实上我认为那提议很机智

You think that grown ups are gonna gamble

你认为成年人会为了动物玩偶

for some stuffed animals

赌博吗

Yeah that you're buying back from them

会啊因为你会把公仔买回去

Well a teddy bear's only worth a couple of bucks

一只小熊顶多只值两块钱

It's worth whatever you say it's worth

值多少钱还不是你说了算

They win a hundred bucks then it's worth a hundred bucks

他们赢一百块那小熊就值一百块

It seems I owe you an apology

我好像欠你一句道歉

Come on in

客官里边请

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