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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I'll tell him.

我会告诉他的

Sheldon you need to go to the principal's office.

谢尔顿校长叫你去他办公室

You do that every time.

你们每次都要这样

Why

为什么啊

Uh huh. Okay. I'll be right there.

好我马上过去

What's up

怎么了

Principal wants to talk to me.

校长叫我过去谈话

Grow up.

别幼稚了

Hello

你也来啦

What are you doing here

你在这里做什么

I got called to the principal's office.

我被叫来校长办公室

So did I.

我也是

What you do something wrong

你做错事了吗

Not that I'm aware of.

据我所知应该是没有

Did you

那你呢

I hope not.

希望没有

Maybe it's good news.

或许是好消息

Sheldon you ever been called to the principal's office

谢尔顿你有过被叫去校长办公室

for good news

就因为有好消息过吗

Never.

没有

Gentlemen good news.

两位有好消息

I had a feeling.

我就感觉是这样

What's up

什么事

We got the PSAT results back and Sheldon

谢尔顿的学术评估测试预考成绩回来了

考试得分用于国家优异学生奖学金的竞争

针对高二学生的标准化考试

got a perfect score.

谢尔顿得了满分

Neat. Thanks Tom.

-行啊 -谢了汤姆

I'll be sure to put that up on the fridge.

我会记得把成绩单贴家里冰箱上的

No you don't understand.

你不懂这事情的分量啊

Sheldon's the only kid in the school to ever do this.

谢尔顿是全校唯一得过满分的学生

At his age maybe in the whole country.

以他年纪来看还可能是全国第一个呢

It was fun. I enjoyed it.

我挺享受这考试的颇有趣

So what's this mean

这代表什么呢

It means he pitched a perfect game George.

这就像棒球投出了完全比赛[完美]啊乔治

I've already gotten calls from colleges who want to meet him.

我已经收到很多大学来询问要见他的电话了

For like scholarships and stuff

找他谈奖学金之类的吗

For everything

什么都愿意给他啊

They might even pay you to get him.

可能给你钱买下你儿子都愿意

My man

我的乖儿子啊

When was the last time you washed your hands

你上一次洗手是什么时候

Come on

来一下嘛

Can you believe it

你们敢相信吗

Perfect score.

满分呢

Good job moon pie.

真棒小饼饼

And not just that.

而且不止如此

Colleges are already sniffing around to recruit him.

很多大学已经开始想要招揽谢尔顿去读书了

What do you mean colleges He's ten.

你什么意思还大学他才10岁呢

Principal Petersen said Caltech is interested.

彼得森校长说加理对我有兴趣

Where's Caltech

加理在哪里

California Mom.

加州啊老妈

California

加州啊

It has "Cal" right there in the name.

人家校名里不就有"加"字了吗

You're not a part of this conversation.

这个话题你别插嘴

The "Tech" is for "Technology."

而"理"是"理工"的意思

Shelly go to your room. The adults need to talk.

谢利回你房间大人们要谈话

Given the events of the day I would argue I am an adult

根据今天发生的事情我要提出我也是大人

and should be treated as one.

我应该被当大人对待

I probably could've said that differently.

我刚才应该用更好的话来表达我的意思

You honestly think that little boy's ready for college

你真心觉得那孩子准备好去上大学了

Hey I didn't think he was ready for high school

我当时还不觉得他可以上高中呢

but here we are a year and a half in

但你看一年半过去了

and no one got hurt.

大家都平安无事

That is different.

这不一样啊

He's got you and Georgie over there

在高中里有你跟小乔治罩着

and he's still living at home with his mother and his sister.

而且他到现在还跟老妈老姐同住在家呢

And me.

还有我呢

Sure.

是是是

I understand all that.

你说的我知道

Then why are you pushing so hard for this

那你为什么还这么努力要促成这事

Because these schools are interested now.

因为这些学校是现在有兴趣啊

It's like football recruitment.

就像是橄榄球队招揽球员一样

You got to strike while the iron's hot.

打铁得趁热啊

This is nothing like football.

这跟橄榄球才不一样呢

Oh yeah What if he stops being smart

是吗那万一他突然哪天不聪明了

and they don't want him anymore

人家不要他了呢

How is that gonna happen

这种事怎么可能发生啊

I don't know. Conks his head

我不知道啊可能撞到头

Will you help me please

你能帮忙我说两句吗

Sorry I'm not a part of this conversation.

抱歉这个话题我不能插嘴

At least Dad's on my side.

至少老爸是站在我这边的

Doesn't matter. Mom's gonna win.

没用的妈妈会赢的

She always does.

每次都是她赢

But I have to leave for college at some point.

但我总有一天得去上大学啊

If you went to college you know what would happen

你知道如果你去上了大学会发生什么事吗

I'd enjoy higher learning

我会享受高等教育

You would die.

你会死

You would curl up on the floor and die.

你会蜷曲在地上然后死在那里

That's not true.

这才不是真的

You can't even take care of your own boo boos.

你连自己的"痛痛"都处理不好

For your information every college is staffed

我告诉你每个大学里都有

with a medical professional.

专门的医疗职员

My boo boos will be well tended to.

我的"痛痛"会受到妥善照料

Sheldon Come back in here

谢尔顿你过来

I guess we'll find out what happened.

见证结果的时候到了

I already know what happened. Mom won.

我已经知道结果是什么了老妈赢了

Well

怎么样了

Shelly I am very proud of you for doing so well on that test.

谢利我十分为你的考试成绩为荣

But you can't go off to college.

但你不能去上大学

Mom ‭In a few years sure.

-妈 -过几年的话可以

But right now you can just keep taking

但现在呢你就继续跟

your one college class with Dr. Sturgis.

斯特吉斯博士上你的那堂大学课吧

Why can't I go there full time

我为什么不能去大学全职读书

Oh baby it's an hour away.

宝贝那里开车要一个小时

We can't drive you back and forth every day.

我们不能天天这么开车送你上下学啊

I'm the one who's been driving him.

载他去的人是我好吗

And she loves it.

她可喜欢载我了

How can he be so smart

她怎么能这么聪明

and so clueless at the same time

又这么不懂人情世故呢

Dr. Sturgis lives at the school. What if he acted as my guardian

斯特吉斯博士住在学校他当我的监护人呢

That's an idea.

这也是个办法

A crazy one.

疯了的办法

But it would only be on school nights.

只有上课的晚上在那里住啊

Shelly. What's the point of being intelligent

-谢利 -这样的话我聪明又有何意义呢

if I can't take advantage of opportunities like this

如果这样的机会我都不能把握

They're still discussing.

他们还在谈

Mom didn't win

老妈没赢吗

It's touch and go.

战况一触即发

Crazy.

真是不敢相信

Is staying with John really that crazy

跟约翰住有那么疯狂吗

Yes. He doesn't know squat about kids.

当然啊他屁都不了解小孩

Why are you even considering this

你们怎么还真在考虑这事

Well the Lord gave Shelly these abilities

上帝给了谢尔顿这些能力

and I don't want to be the one holding him back.

我不想自己成为了阻止他发挥的人

Okay. I'll ask him.

好啦我再去问他

But I'm pretty sure I know what answer you're gonna get.

但我挺确定你们会收到什么答案

Sure What the heck

当然可以怕什么

Do you really think you could handle

你真的觉得自己能搞定

living with a ten year old

跟一个十岁小孩同住吗

Oh he's only biologically ten.

他只是生理上还10岁

In every other way he's as old as I am.

在其他方面他跟我一样老了

John I don't think you realize

约翰我觉得你没意识到

the responsibility involved here.

这事情所带来的责任

Well why don't we have a trial run

那我们何不来一次试验呢

Have him spend a couple days with me and see how it goes.

让他来跟我同住几天看看事情的发展

A trial run huh

试验吗

Like the space program.

就像是太空计划一样啊

You don't send people up right away

你不会直接把人送上太空

you start by spinning them around in that thing

你先从把他们放进那个

that makes them throw up.

会一直旋转让他们呕吐的机器

I don't know.

我不知道了

Connie despite appearances

康妮尽管外表有点像

I'm not some stereotypical absentminded professor

但我并不是那种常见的不问世事

who can't take care of a houseplant.

连个室内盆栽都照顾不好的教授啊

No no I wasn't saying that.

没没我没那个意思

Yeah maybe I was.

好啦我可能是有点这意思

Here's an idea.

这样吧

Why don't you and Sheldon come live with me

你可以跟谢尔顿来一起跟我住啊

And then you can take care of both of us.

然后你就能照顾我们两个

Trial run sounds like the way to go.

试验期感觉是正确的选择

Not ready to shack up are you

还没准备好要同居是吧

No. ‭Darn it.

-没呢 -可恶

The Earth is about 4.5 billion years old.

地球形成大概有45亿年了

In the Cosmic Calendar it's...

按宇宙的标准来说还...

Shelly we need to talk to you.

谢利我们需要跟你谈谈

All right.

好

Meemaw spoke to Dr. Sturgis...

姥姥跟斯特吉斯博士谈过了

And

然后呢

And...

然后...

he was open to you staying.

他愿意让你去他家住

Yes When can I go

太好了我什么时候能去

Now hold on. Before you get ahead of yourself

等等你先别着急

this is just a trial run for one night.

这只是一次试验住一晚而已

And even if it goes well

而哪怕这次成果很好

you're not starting college tomorrow.

也不会立刻就明天让你去上大学

It's just to see if this is an option for the future.

只是看看这能不能当成未来的考虑方案

You understand

懂吗

Yes.

懂

The prospect of advancing

光是想到

to the next stage of academia had me feeling giddy.

我有机会进入下一个学术阶段让我兴奋无比

And on top of that I got to pack a suitcase

能自己整理行李箱更是锦上添花

which is like playing Tetris but with underwear.

这感觉就像是用内衣裤玩俄罗斯方块

You know Shelly it's okay if you're a little nervous.

谢利你要是紧张是没关系的

You can tell me.

你可以告诉我

I'm not nervous.

我不紧张啊

All right.

好吧

When I was your age a lot of times

我在你这么大的时候

I'd have to spend the weekend with my grandparents

常常得去我爷爷奶奶家度过周末

and that always frightened me

那总会令我感到害怕

'cause they'd leave their teeth all over the place.

因为他们晚上总是会把假牙到处乱丢

I never told anybody but I wish I had.

我从没跟别人说但我希望我当时有说

That does sound upsetting. Good thing I'm braver than you.

的确听起来是不开心的回忆幸好我比你勇敢

I'm just saying it can be tough

我只是想告诉你

sleeping in a new place without your mom.

在没有妈妈的陪伴下去新地方住可能很难

Dr. Sturgis will be there. He's like a mom.

斯特吉斯博士会在啊他就像个妈妈

But he's really smart.

但他比普通妈妈聪明

Welcome

欢迎啊

Come in come in

请进请进

You like chalkboards huh

你很喜欢黑板啊

Indeed I do. ‭Huh.

是的没错

In fact I even have one in the bathroom.

其实我家卫生间里都有一个呢

You never know when inspiration will strike.

谁知道什么时候会突然来灵感呢

I may be the luckiest boy in East Texas.

我或许是德州东部最幸运的孩子了吧

I know it's Thursday

我知道今天是周四

so dinner will be spaghetti and hot dogs.

所以今晚是热狗丁意大利面

And for fun

为了娱乐

I have a few episodes of Cosmos recorded.

我还录好了几集《宇宙个人游记》来看

Forget "Maybe." I am the luckiest boy.

不是"或许" 我就是最幸运的孩子

Remember it's a school night so his bedtime is 7 30.

别忘了明天还有课他七点半就得睡觉

Mine too

我也是呢

So far away

好遥远

Carole King So Far Away

Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore

是不是没人愿意留在一个地方了

Shut up Carole King.

闭嘴吧卡罗尔·金

宇宙:个人游记

Cosmos A Personal Voyage 1980

Watching Cosmos while we're eating dinner

边吃晚餐边看《宇宙个人游记》吗

Am I awake Because this feels like a dream.

我是清醒的吗因为这感觉像在做梦

Oh not for me. In my dreams

对我来说不是在梦里

I'm usually running for my life from a giant praying mantis.

我通常都在逃命躲避一只巨大的螳螂

That's the insect

螳螂就是那种

where the female eats the male after mating

交配后雌性会把雄性吃掉的昆虫吗

It is.

没错

I think I understand why you're not married.

我想我明白你为什么还没结婚了

This little piggy's looking good.

这只"小猪"可真美

Hey baby.

宝贝

Hey. ‭ Need any help

-嗨 -要帮忙吗

No.

不用

Do you want to do mine next

你涂完想帮我涂吗

Why

为什么

Well just seems like a thing mothers and daughters might do.

这好像是母女之间会做的事

What's wrong with you

你是哪里不对劲

Nothing.

没有啊

Never mind.

算了

Georgie what you up to

小乔治你在干什么

All my life

我这一生

I've wondered about life beyond the Earth.

都想知道地球以外是否有生命

On those countless other planets that we think circle other suns

在我们认为绕着其他太阳转的无数行星上

is there also life

是否也有生命存在

Might the beings of other worlds resemble us

外星世界的生命跟我们类似吗

or would they be astonishingly different

还是跟我们截然不同

Do you believe there's

你相信宇宙中

intelligent life in the universe

有智慧生命吗

I have no doubt.

毫不怀疑

Why is that

为什么

The Drake Equation claims that there are at least

德雷克公式主张仅在我们的银河系

20 detectable civilizations in our Milky Way galaxy alone.

就可探测出至少20种文明

Interesting.

有意思

My sister likes to say that I'm an alien.

我姐姐喜欢说我是外星人

I've often been called that.

我也常被那么说

Once by the praying mantis in my dream.

有一次还是被我梦里那只大螳螂

Maybe we are aliens.

也许我们真的是外星人

Perhaps.

有可能

Or maybe people like you and me

又或者像你和我这样的人

were the original inhabitants of Earth

才是地球的原始居民

and everyone else is from outer space.

其他人都是从外太空来的

Ooh I like that better.

我更喜欢这种理论

In the great dark between the stars there also are...

在星星之间的极致黑暗中还有...

After dinner want to toast marshmallows

吃完晚餐后你想用本生灯

on a Bunsen burner

烤棉花糖吃吗

Good gosh yes.

老天超想

Good morning everybody. Good morning.

早上好啊各位早上好

Angela look you know

安琪拉是这样的

I wanted to jot down some household hints you know...

我想记下一些家务小贴士

Want to go out and get some ice cream

想出去吃冰淇淋吗

I'm watching this.

我在看电视

Well when it's over.

看完之后去呗

Not really.

不是很想

Okay.

好吧

Want to play Monopoly I'll let you be the thimble.

想玩大富翁吗我可以让你用顶针棋

And then he said "Boy what a mess.

然后他说 "老天真是乱七八糟

How about cleaning this up huh "

打扫一下行不行"

Well pooh to you.

去你的

Oh yeah.

是啊

What about the little dog

给你用小狗棋呢

Nope.

不玩

Finally we strike the flint

最后我们击打打火石

while turning up the gas of the Bunsen burner.

同时调大本生灯的煤气

I don't say this often but that may have been

我不常说这话但刚才的讲解

the perfect safety lecture.

可能是完美的安全讲座

Thank you.

多谢夸奖

You're my guest. After you.

你是客人你先

This is like being around a campfire

这很像坐在篝火旁

only I'm not miserable.

只是我没那么狼狈不堪

Would you like me to sing a cowboy song

你想边坐在这临时篝火旁

while we sit around our makeshift campfire

边听我唱牛仔歌曲吗

I would like that.

好啊

Oh pity the cowboy

可怜的牛仔

All bloody and red

全身都是鲜红血液

For the bronco fell on him

因为野马倒在了他身上

And bashed in his head

狠狠砸到他的脑袋

There was blood on the saddle

马鞍上沾了血

And blood all around

到处都是血

And a great big puddle of blood

地上还有一呀么

On the ground.

一大滩血

"N."

字母"N"

And there are two "N"s.

这词组一共有两个"N"

All right.

好

You want to go bowl a few frames

你想去打几局保龄球吗

Don't you see me watching the Wheel

你没看见我在看《幸运之轮》吗

You can just say "No."

你直接说"不去"就行了

No.

不去

Have you talked to John tonight

你今晚跟约翰说过话吗

Yeah. ‭And

-说过 -然后呢

He and Sheldon were watching TV without anybody yakking at 'em.

他和谢尔顿在看电视而且旁边没人在吵吵

I'm going home.

我要回家了

Thanks for stopping by.

谢谢你过来

Buy a vowel. Buy a vowel.

买个元音买个元音

If you like being tucked in I'm prepared to do it.

如果你希望我帮你掖被子我准备好了

I practiced on a watermelon.

我用一个西瓜练习过

That's okay. I'm a self tucker.

不用了我都是自己掖被子

Very well. Now I'll be in my room if you need me.

好吧有什么需要我就在房间里

Here's a glass of water

这里有杯水

if you get thirsty.

你渴了可以喝

And there's fresh chalk on the blackboard

黑板那放了新粉笔

in case of any late night epiphanies.

以防你深夜突然来了灵感

Excellent.

很好

Oh and uh... if your meemaw asks how I did tonight

对了如果你姥姥问我今晚表现如何

I hope you'll give me a positive review.

希望你能给我正面的评语

Three stars.

三星

Out of three Yes.

-满分三星吗 -对

Wonderful

太棒了

Hi.

你好

What do you want I baked you a pie.

-有什么事 -我给你烤了个派

Why

为什么

Well I was thinking we haven't had

我觉得我们之前的邻里关系

the best history as neighbors.

并不太和睦

That's 'cause we don't like each other.

那是因为我们讨厌对方

Right so I thought we could sit down over a slice of rhubarb pie

没错所以我想着我们可以坐下一起吃大黄派

and you know forgive and forget.

摒弃前嫌

I haven't done anything that needs forgiving.

我没做过什么需要被原谅的事

Okay well that sounds like something

好吧那听上去是我们可以坐下

we could sit down and talk about over the pie.

边吃派边聊的话题

Mom I'm bleeding again

妈妈我又流血了

You know what Mary I appreciate it

玛丽谢谢你的好意

but this isn't a great time.

但现在不是时候

Bobbi stabbed Billy in the leg with a fork.

鲍比用叉子刺伤了比利的小腿

Good Lord. Is he okay

老天爷啊他没事吧

It was a plastic fork but it broke the skin pretty good.

是塑料叉但还是刮破不小的伤口

Oh okay I I understand.

好吧我明白

How about I take that pie and give you a rain check

不如我先收下派跟你改日再聚

Um sure...

好啊

I think there's mustard in the fork holes

我被叉子戳出的洞里好像有黄芥末酱

Got to go.

我得走了

You can keep the pan

烤盘你可以留着

Sheldon.

谢尔顿

Why are you running

你为什么要跑

I just want to kiss you.

我只是想亲亲你

Oh dear. Oh dear.

天啊天啊

Dr. Sturgis

斯特吉斯博士

Oh Sheldon.

谢尔顿

So nice to see you.

很高兴见到你

I think you tripped and hit your head.

你好像绊倒并撞到头了

I'm a bit woozy.

我是有点晕

I better test for concussion.

我帮你测试一下有没有脑震荡

What's your name

你叫什么名字

John Burgess Sturgis.

约翰·伯吉斯·斯特吉斯

Burgess Sturgis Great name. Thank you.

-伯吉斯·斯特吉斯这名字真拉风 -谢谢

Who's the president of the United States

现任美国总统是谁

George Herbert Walker Bush.

乔治·赫伯特·沃克·布什

I like Burgess Sturgis better.

我更喜欢伯吉斯·斯特吉斯

'Cause it rhymes sure.

当然啦因为这名字押韵

Last question. What is the only fermion

最后一个问题唯一一个

that may not have an antiparticle

可能没有反粒子的费密子是哪个

The neutrino of course.

这还用问吗是中微子

I'm gonna rule out concussion.

我可以排除脑震荡的可能了

To be fair it was an easy question.

说句公道话这问题很简单

True. Wait here. I'm going to go get some ice for your head

也是在这等着我去拿冰块给你敷在头上

and I'll fix you a hot beverage.

然后再给你冲杯热饮

Oh. There's a there's an Earl Grey tea bag in the sink.

水槽里有包伯爵茶包

I think it still has some oomph in it.

应该还能泡出点茶味

Hey what you doing

你在干什么

Pretty much what it looks like.

跟看上去的差不多

Would you like some company

想有人陪陪你吗

Sure I guess.

好啊

Of course if you'd rather watch TV I could leave you alone.

当然了如果你宁愿看电视我就不烦你了

Oh no no. No it's a rerun.

不不这只是重播

But even if it weren't...

但就算不是重播...

Hey what... what's wrong

怎...怎么了

Nothing. Keep going.

没什么继续

Mary

玛丽

George I just miss my little boy so much

乔治我很想我的宝贝儿子

and he's never gonna come back 'cause he doesn't need his mama.

他永远不会回来了因为他不需要他妈妈

Oh baby of course he'll come back.

亲爱的他当然会回来了

No you should've seen how happy he was.

不你该看看他有多开心

All right well still got Georgie and Missy.

好吧我们还有小乔治和米希呢

Uh oh dear.

糟了

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

糟了糟了糟了

Oh dear.

糟了

Dr. Sturgis your tea is on fire

斯特吉斯博士你的茶着火了

Boy it's a good thing we did this trial run.

老天幸好我们先试验了一回

No kidding. Ooh it's chilly out.

可不是嘛外面好冷

I changed my mind.

我改变主意了

I don't want to leave here ever.

我永远不想离开这里

You'll never have to.

你永远不必离开

What were you thinking letting me take care of a child

你当时在想什么居然让我照顾一个孩子

I won't make that mistake again.

我不会再犯同样的错误了

Do I look like Mary Poppins

我看起来像仙女保姆吗

电影《欢乐满人间》中的女主角

As smart as I am I tried to put out a fire

虽然我那么聪明但我当时却用

with oxygen and paper.

氧气和纸来灭火

It's ok. No one got hurt.

没关系没人受伤

I may actually have had a concussion.

我可能真的有脑震荡

What are your symptoms

你有什么症状

It feels like there's

我觉得自己

hair on my head.

脑袋上有头发

Hey. He okay

他没事吧

Yeah he's fine.

他很好

How are you doing

你感觉如何

Much better.

好多了

You know I've just been sitting here thinking

我刚才坐在这里想

I've drove an hour both ways to bring the two of them back.

我来回各开了一个小时车去把他俩载回来呢

Pretty damn decent of me.

我人可真好啊

Come in.

过来

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