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Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Here we are What is this

-到了 -这是什么地方

The dorm room It's all yours

宿舍以后是你的了

Now you can study take naps do whatever you want

你可在这自习睡觉爱干嘛都行

No one's living here

没人住这里吗

Well we had an Indian exchange student

本来有个印度来的交换生

but he developed a taste for barbecue

后来他爱上了我们这的烧烤

so his parents made him go home

他的父母就逼他回国了

Wait he has a room here and at school

等等他在家里与学校都有房间吗

You have your own room I never had that growing up

你有自己的房间我从小到大都没有

And then I was in the barracks and then I married your mother

后来去当兵住大通铺之后就跟你妈结婚了

Dang

真惨

Yeah tell me about it

是啊可不是嘛

What happened to appreciating what you have

刚才不是才说要知福惜福吗

Yeah yeah blah blah blah

对对对

Wait you have a single

等等你还是单人房吗

And you don't even sleep here

而你甚至都不在这里睡觉

Well sometimes I take naps

我有时候会睡个午觉啦

but that mattress is lumpy lumpy

但那床垫有点高低不平

I was learning to enjoy the perks of university life

我开始享受大学生活的好处

including a dorm to study and nap in

比如有自己的房间可以学习与午睡

And since this was college

而且因为是大学

I was even allowed to have girls in my room

我带女生进我房里也是被允许的

Here we go Nice and clean

好啦干干净净整整齐齐

Did you use the unscented detergent

你是用无味洗衣精洗的吧

You've got a nose Sniff it yourself

你自己有鼻子来闻就知道了

I even had my own bathroom

我甚至有自己的浴室

which gave me the perfect place to store

里面的空间非常适合让我存放

my impressive collection of sunscreens and bug repellents

我令人叹为观止的防晒霜与防虫液收藏

However one thing I would never get used to

但有一件事我始终受不了

was college students' love of blasting rock and roll music

那就是大学生对大声公放摇滚乐的热爱

Uh who are you

你是谁

I'm in the room next door

我的宿舍在你们隔壁

Oh you're that smart kid

你是那个小天才

Who is it

谁啊

That smart kid

隔壁的小天才

Tell him to come in Want to come in

-请他进来啊 -要进来吗

No I'm here to complain He's here to complain

-不了我是来抱怨的 -他是来抱怨的

Then don't let him in You can't come in

-那别让他进来了 -你不准进

I'm trying to study and your loud music is very distracting

我想学习可是你们的音乐真的太吵了

You mean the game "The game"

-你是说游戏吗 -什么"游戏"

I'm not up on today's one named pop stars

我对这年头的艺人名字不是太熟

No It's a video game

不是啦是游戏机的游戏

You have video games

你们有游戏啊

A bunch You play

很多啊你也玩吗

My meemaw and I beat Quest of Adeera

我姥姥跟我通关过《阿迪拉传说》

Dude this kid beat Adeera

兄弟这孩子通关过阿迪拉

Well tell him to come in Come in

-那叫他进来吧 -进来吧

Hello What's up homey

-你好啊 -你好啊兄弟

Why do you have a Rosetta stone poster

你为什么会贴罗塞塔石碑的海报

Linguistics major

我是语言学专业的

Sit You can play next

坐啊我死了换你

So how old are you

所以你几岁啊

Twelve

12岁

Damn And they let you live here by yourself

-哇靠 -大学居然允许你自己住吗

That room's just for during the day to study

那房间只是我白天自习时用

Didn't I see some lady in there

我好像看到有女人进出啊

That must've been my mom

一定是我妈妈吧

Dude his mom is hot

兄弟他妈妈很辣啊

What is wrong with you Don't listen to him

你有毛病啊你别理他

He thinks any female with a pulse is hot

他觉得任何还有脉搏的女人都很辣

I don't think your mom is hot

我不觉得你妈妈辣啊

Congratulations you're more mature than him

恭喜你你比他还成熟

Don't feel bad I'm more mature than most people

别难过我比大多数人都成熟

You're up

轮到你了

Grown ups and the elderly had always liked me

大人与老人一直都对我没抵抗力

and now I had won over undergrads

现在我还成功打进大学生市场

Like a beloved board game

就像受人喜爱的桌游

I'm fun for ages nine to 90

9到90岁都爱不释手

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

年

少

谢尔顿

Oh look at these prices

这价钱真是吓死人啊

I could make this dress for Missy

这衣服我都能自己给米希做出来

Meemaw make her stop

姥姥你快阻止她

Come on Mary You already got one kid that gets picked on

收手吧玛丽你家已经有一个受人欺负的娃了

Oh cute

真好看

Oh it's a little short

有点太短了吧

It's supposed to be this length

人家就是设计这长度啊

It's adorable

很可爱好吗

Thank you

谢谢

Does it come down any

还能再拉下来一点吗

Mom

妈

Come on Mary it's fine

别这样玛丽没问题的

Well you're not getting it

我是不会给你买的

All my friends dress like this

我的朋友们都这么打扮

Arms by your sides I want to measure

手臂放下我要测一下

See It's shorter than your fingertips

你看裙摆没有过你的指尖

What the hell is happening

这是在搞什么

She wants to ruin my life The school dress code

-她想毁了我的人生 -学校着装规范

says that all bottoms must extend past the fingertips

下半身的衣物长度必须超过指尖

It's close enough and they don't even check

差不多了而且学校又不检查

Well I am not wasting good money

我才不要浪费钱

on something that you can't wear to school

买你不能穿去学校的衣服

Then I'll wear it on weekends

那我周末才穿

Go try on something else

去试别件

I'll get it for her I don't mind wasting my money

我给她买我不介意浪费我的钱

Please

拜托嘛

Fine

行

But you are not wearing it to school

但你不准穿去学校

and you are not wearing it without tights

穿的时候也必须穿裤袜

Love you

爱你

Hey I'm the one paying for it

是我付钱的好吗

Love you more

更爱你

Hear that

听到没啊

Hey Tom You wanted to see me Yeah

-汤姆你有事找我吗 -是的

Why don't you shut the door and have a seat

你把门关上来坐下

The door

还得关门啊

This can't be good

肯定不是什么好事

Uh look

是这样的

you know your team didn't have a great year

你知道你的队伍今年表现不佳吧

I'm aware I'm aware too

-我知道 -我也知道

'cause I've been hearing about it everywhere

因为我去哪都能听到别人说

The grocery store gas station barbershop

无论是超市加油站还是理发厅

And I'm only in there like 30 seconds George

而且我才待个30秒左右呢乔治

I know people are upset

我知道很多人不满意

but we're gonna turn things around

我们会触底反弹的

Look I'm on your side

听我说我也支持你

But you should know the boosters got pitchforks out

但球队后援会掏出草叉想找个战犯了

Not literally but Charlie Dean owns that feed store so

只是比喻虽然的确有成员是粮草店老板

Are you saying I'm losing my job No

-你的意思是我要丢工作了吗 -没有

No no I'm saying you just got some fires to put out

才没有呢我的意思只是你得安抚群众情绪

Well what am I supposed to do Talk to the boosters

-是要我怎么样啊 -去跟后援会的人谈啊

Tell 'em something encouraging

给他们来点信心喊话

Yeah Got it

行懂了

And say it like your job depends on it

态度最好是破釜沉舟不成功就走人

Not that it does

不是要你下台谢罪

But it does

但干不好真得走人

Watch out for the CyberToad

小心赛博蟾蜍

What's a CyberToad The evil little robot frogs

-什么是赛博蟾蜍 -那个机器青蛙怪

Although they're only known as CyberToads in the west

不过只在西方被叫赛博蟾蜍

In Japan they're known as MechaGamas

-在日本它的名字是 -机械蛤蟆

Can I finish my own thoughts please

你能不能让我自己说完

He's very sensitive

他这人肚量很小

I'm protective of my fun facts too

我对我的冷知识保护欲也很强

I'm hungry You wanna order something

我饿了你想叫什么吗

Chinese Little man you want Chinese

-中餐如何 -小家伙你想吃中餐吗

I don't know I've never had Chinese food Really

-不知道耶我没吃过中餐 -真的吗

We get it like two three times a week

我们一周会吃个两三次呢

Chinese food three times a week

一周吃三次中餐吗

That seems excessive

有点过于频繁了吧

How have you never had an egg roll

你怎么会活到这么大还没试过春卷

Mom can I please be picked up later

妈妈你能晚点再来接我吗

No Your meemaw's already on her way

没办法姥姥已经出发了

But the people next door want me to try an egg roll

但是隔壁寝室的人说要请我尝春卷

What people

什么人

Don't take food from strangers

不可以吃陌生人给你的食物

They're not strangers They're Oscar and Darren

不是陌生人人家是奥斯卡与达伦

Well they're strangers to me

对我来说就是陌生人

Well maybe when Meemaw gets here

那姥姥到了之后

she can wait in the car for a few hours

可以坐在车里等我几个小时吗

That is not happening and you know it

你自己也知道这是在痴人说梦

Can we at least have Chinese food for dinner

那我们晚餐能不能吃中餐啊

I'm making Rice A Roni

我可以做通心饭啊

Does that count Nothing Chinese ends in "a roni"

-这算吗 -没有任何中餐会有"通心"二字

Well their loss

他们的损失啊

Oh I know that face

我懂这个表情

Heartburn Gas What are we working with

胃灼热胀气说一说是啥问题

Not in the mood Wayne

没心情跟你闹韦恩

Are you in the mood for Tums I could hook you up

那你有吃胃药的心情吗我可以帮你整一点

Apparently the football boosters think I'm not doing my job

实情是球队后援会的人觉得我不行

Just 'cause they give a little money to the team

他们只不过是给球队赞助了一点钱

A lot of money

是很多钱

They give some amount of money to the team

他们只是给球队赞助了一些钱

And the new scoreboard

还有购置新的计分板

Okay But I I give my time my talent my sweat

行但我投入了无数时间才华汗水

You see any boosters out there doing two a day summer practice

可有任何后援会成员夏天一日训练两场

I do not Damn right

-没有 -就是说啊

If they really want to help you know what they could do

如果他们真的有心你知道他们能干嘛吗

Give birth to stronger faster kids

生下更强壮跑更快的孩子

'cause theirs ain't cutting it

因为他们的崽可没那么本事

You know you're gonna have to talk to them right

你知道你得去跟他们对话的吧

Yes

知道

And you know you can't say that stuff about their kids right

你也知道刚才说人家孩子的话不能说吧

Well what if it comes up organically

万一刚好话头就落到了那里呢

Maybe I should come

我看我陪着你去吧

I'm not gonna insult their children

我不会吐槽他们孩子啦

You sure

你确定吗

Okay come

好啦来陪我

Where's the coffee I finished it

-咖啡呢 -我喝完了

When you finish a pot you're supposed to make more

喝掉最后一杯的人按规矩要泡下一壶啊

Oh is that the rule

居然有这种好规定吗

It is for him

这规定对他适用

Why are you reading my paper

你为什么在读我的报纸

Well pardon me for keeping up on events of the day

现在我紧跟社会时事也错了吗

Tomorrow's headline Father Strangles Son Good luck

-明日头条《老父亲亲手勒死败儿》 -祝你好运

My horoscope says "Things are looking up"

我的星座运程可是"一切都在好转"

Well don't you look nice

看看我们家的乖女儿

Nice and boring thanks to you

又乖又呆谢谢你啊

Is everyone gonna be crabby today

今天大家都这么大脾气吗

I've been a delight

我可是令人感到如沐春风

Dad can we just leave

爸爸我们可以出发了吗

I haven't had my coffee yet

我还没喝到我的早晨咖啡呢

I'll give you a ride

我载你吧

Thanks

谢谢

Where are the damn filters

滤纸他妈的上哪了

They're in the cabinet where they always are

在多年来都固定位置的橱柜里啊

These two fighting like the Serbs and Croatians in Bosnia

这俩像在波斯尼亚干仗的塞尔维亚人与克罗地亚人

Mom make you wear that

妈妈逼你穿这样吗

Yeah

对啊

She did the same thing to me with pleated khakis

她当年也逼我穿打褶的卡其裤

I looked like Pastor Jeff

我看起来就像杰夫牧师

Well she doesn't know that I brought a change

她不知道我带了换穿的衣服

Good for you

你聪明

I tried cutting the khakis into shorts Did it help

-我当年尝试把那卡其裤剪短 -效果如何

No I looked like Sheldon

烂透了看起来像谢尔顿

That's tragic

那也太悲剧了吧

You never get any glory without a little pain

不经历风雨怎能见到彩虹

I know we've had our share lately

我知道近期有些风雨交加

but we've got the pieces in place for next year

但我们已经为明年做好了准备

With your support we're gonna make it happen

有你们的支持我们必能成功

I think we can agree that our boys are in good hands here

我们都一致同意球员们有被妥善照顾吧

So thanks for coming out Go Wolves

所以谢谢你们拨冗前来狼队加油

I got a question

我想问个问题

Go ahead Roy That game against Tyler

-问吧罗伊 -对泰勒那场比赛

What in the hell were you thinking

你当时到底哪根筋不对

punting with a minute 24 on the clock

怎会最后时刻选择弃踢

That's a fair question

问得好

Sure is

确实好"棒棒"

That was a tough one

我也是很艰难才决定的

But our offense was giving up 30 pounds

但我们的防线

to everyone across the line

有时会"网开一面"

And we had a quarterback who had an uneasy relationship

我们的四分卫对于守住球权

with with holding onto the ball

又比较"随缘"

So you're blaming our kids

你是在怪我们的孩子吗

Well No

不不是啦

No No

-不是吧 -不是

当然不是

Look they're great kids A lot of heart

他们都是好孩子很有斗志

They were getting killed out there

他们在场上被虐哭了

It's a coach's job to know when to pull back

而教练要懂何时转攻为守

So your strategy is to surrender

那你的战略就是放弃吗

That's not what I'm saying You know who don't surrender

-我不是这个意思 -你知道谁绝不认输吗

That new coach they got up at Carthage

卡迪基新招的教练

You know he played for the Packers

他以前是包装工队的球员

Oh come on He played for two minutes

拜托他只上场打了两分钟

and broke his collarbone and that was his career

就弄断了锁骨然后就结束了职业生涯

Well that's two minutes more than you played

那也比你多打过两分钟职业赛啊

Help me

帮我解围

Vince Lombardi never played for the pros

名教练文斯·隆巴迪从没打过职业赛

So now this clown is Vince Lombardi

废物现在还想跟隆巴迪相提并论吗

I'm not Lombardi but I don't need to put up with this crap

我是比不上隆巴迪但我也不必听你们的屁话

Wait what I think we're all seeing

等等我们都能看到

is the passion

库珀教练

that Coach Cooper brings to the field

给场上带来的激情对吧

No what you're seeing is me running out of patience

不你们看到的是我耐心告罄

Meeting's over

会议结束

Oh there it is

出现了

The Cooper Surrender

库珀的招牌式认输

The Cooper Surrender Bye bye

-笑死库珀的招牌式认输 -慢走不送

Straight up Paula Abdul

What's the matter

出什么事了

Everything

天塌下来了

Did somebody die

有人挂了吗

不是

Then we can fix it

那就还有救

Come on Come on

进来吧进来

I was wearing the new skirt

我穿上了新短裙

and I felt really good

自我感觉非常良好

Cute skirt

裙子挺可爱啊

Thanks

谢啦

Your legs are so hairy

你腿毛好多哦

Gross

好恶心

Those bitches Thank you

-那帮臭婊子 -谢谢你

Is that why you got on sweat pants

所以你才换上了运动裤吗

It gets worse

还有更惨的

Oh boy

天啊

I came home and I was in the bathroom

我回家后在浴室里

and I saw Mom's leg razor

看到了妈妈的刮毛刀

Oh no Please tell me you also saw shaving cream

我有不祥的预感你有看到刮毛膏吧

I didn't Soap

-没有 -肥皂呢

Water Lotion

水乳液

Anything

什么都没看见吗

Hey it's Darren

是我达伦

Hello

你好

Any chance you play Dungeons and Dragons

你玩不玩《龙与地下城》

And how I once created a campaign

当然啦我曾经设计过一场战役

set in 1940s London where Alan Turing was a character

背景为1940年代的伦敦阿兰·图灵是游戏角色

and I had the mathematicians be magic users

我让数学家们当法师

with theorems instead of spells

他们的魔法是定理而不是念咒

The intelligence officers were clerics

情报人员当牧师

"Yes" works We're playing tonight

你说"玩"就行了我们今晚要玩

and we're down a magic user You in

还缺一位法师你要来吗

When are you playing

你们什么时候玩

We start at 7 00 We'll go till whenever

7点开始玩到几点没有限制

My mom didn't let me stay past 6 00 yesterday

我妈昨天都不让我待到6点

She'll never let me stay till "Whenever" Bummer

-更不会让我"没有限制"地待下去 -好瞎

You could play at my house

你们可以来我家玩

No Bummer

-不要 -好瞎

I've never said that before Did it sound cool

这个词我还是第一次说听起来酷不酷

No Bummer

-不酷 -好瞎

Oh before you open that could you pick up Sheldon

你开啤酒之前能不能先去接谢尔顿回来

so I can get dinner on Do I have to

-我要煮饭 -我没得选吗

I'm sorry I guess I'll do all the parenting around here

不好意思那养育小孩的事我一个人包办好了

I'm having a hell of a day Can I get five minutes' peace

我今天过得很不顺就不能让我清净五分钟吗

When do I get five minutes' peace

我有机会清净过五分钟吗

Honestly can you just take this one thing off my plate

你就不能帮我分担这一件烦心事吗

Hello

喂

Dad my friends are playing Dungeons and Dragons

爸爸我朋友要玩《龙与地下城》

Can I please stay the night in my dorm room

我今晚能不能在宿舍过夜拜托拜托

I promise it's safe

我保证很安全

Fine with me

我没意见

Thank you Bye

谢谢你再见

That was easy

这么容易就答应了

Who was that Sheldon

-是谁打来 -谢尔顿

He's gonna stay the night in his dorm

他要在宿舍过夜

Why would you let him do that

你为什么要答应他

One more thing off your plate

帮你再分担一件烦心事

You did not just tell our son

你不是真跟我们儿子说

that he could stay the night by himself

他今晚可以一个人在那过夜吧

The campus is safe and he's not by himself he's with friends

学校里很安全而且他不是一个人还有朋友在

Friends that we don't know

我们又不认识那些朋友

What if there is alcohol

万一现场有酒呢

Then they're gonna get a lot of fun facts

那他们就会学到很多

about the history of fermented beverages

与发酵饮料历史有关的冷知识

I am serious

我是跟你说认真的

So am I How else would I know

我也是认真的不然我怎么知道

that monkeys get drunk by eating rotten fruit

猴子吃了丛林地上的腐烂水果后

off the jungle floor

会醉

He is not ready for this kind of situation

他没准备好应付这种情况

Mary he's a good kid

玛丽他是个乖孩子

He's not gonna drink anything he shouldn't

不会乱喝不该喝的东西

And if he cared about peer pressure

再说如果他在乎同侪压力

he wouldn't wear a bow tie

就不会戴领结了

I don't know I don't think I should

我说不好我想我不该喝

It's just root beer

只是沙士而已

This late in the evening my mother wouldn't approve

大晚上的我妈妈不会允许我喝的

Okay

好吧

Then again I didn't think they'd let me stay

不过话说回头我以为他们会不肯让我过夜

and they did so maybe it's fine I know

-没想到答应了所以喝可能⁬也行 -我有办法

why don't you roll for it Ooh good idea

-不如你掷骰子决定 -好主意

Seventeen Guess I'll have it

17 那我可以喝

We playing

可以开始玩了吗

Hold on Do you have a coaster

等一下你有杯垫吗

Yeah it's in the china cabinet

有在瓷器柜里

And where would that be

瓷器柜在哪

You're good at Band Aids

你好会贴创可贴

I've had practice on Sheldon

是谢尔顿让我练就的本领

He's a fragile boy

他很容易受伤

I don't want to go back to school tomorrow You have to

-我明天不想回学校了 -你必须回去

You can't let them win

绝不能让她们赢

But wear pants

不过穿裤子去

This is hard to look at

你的腿惨不忍睹

I heard women in Europe don't shave

我听说欧洲女人不剃体毛

Maybe I should move there

也许我该移居过去

They also drink warm beer

她们还喝常温啤酒呢

They don't know what they're doing

她们懂个屁

Will you show me how to do it the right way

你能不能教我正确的方法

Shave Yeah

刮毛吗可以

Drink Your dad's the expert

学喝酒就该找你的酒鬼老爸

Boys have it so easy

男生真轻松

They can be as hairy as they want

体毛多到炸也没人管

Yeah but they gotta walk around being dumb

但他们很可怜啊四肢发达头脑简单

and smelly all the time

身上还很臭

Who wants that

这待遇送你都不要

So I have to shave forever

所以我这辈子都得刮毛

then marry someone who's dumb and smelly

然后嫁给一个又蠢又臭的男人吗

Not necessarily but

这倒未必不过

there's a good chance

可能性很大

That's depressing

人生无望啊

That's where the drinking comes in

所以才要买醉来麻痹自己啊

Where you going

你去哪里

To get our son

去接儿子

Mary leave him alone He's fine

玛丽别管他他没事的

We have no idea who he's with

我们不知道他跟谁待在一起

and you don't even care

你根本不在乎

You're right Do whatever you want

你说得对你想干什么随便你

What is your problem

你到底有什么毛病

Doesn't matter

不重要

If something is going on tell me

如果你有烦恼告诉我好吗

They're coming after me at work

上班时我被围攻了

Who

被谁

The boosters They want a new coach

球队的后援会他们想换教练

Are you getting fired

你要被炒了吗

I don't know Maybe

我不知道可能吧

Don't you have to go

你不是要出门吗

I'm sorry

对不起

Thank you

谢谢

"You open the gate of the crypt

"你打开地窖门

and you see two identical elven princesses"

看见两个一模一样的精灵公主"

Sheldon what do you do

谢尔顿你会怎么做

I I don't feel so good

我不太舒服

What's going on

怎么了

My stomach hurts

我胃疼

How much did you eat

你吃了多少零食

Well

我想想

Dude

哥们你不是吧

I need to lie down

我得躺下

Oh I don't want to throw up

我不想吐啊

We don't want you to throw up

我们也不想你吐啊

If he throws up I throw up Well what should we do

-他要是吐了我也会跟着吐的 -我们该怎么做

I don't know Why are you asking me

我不知道你问我干嘛

You're the closest to a mom here

你是在座最接近妈妈角色的人

I don't know Call his mom

我鬼知道打给他妈妈问啊

Oh no don't call my mom

不要啊千万别打给我妈妈

She'll never let me do this again

她以后就再也不准我这样了

Get him something to throw up in

给样东西他吐进去

No not the Skittles

别糟蹋彩虹糖啊

Here here

给这个

Here

给你

Next door there's an emergency Alka Seltzer tablet

隔壁房间有应急的消食片

in my bathroom medicine chest

就在我卫生间的药柜里

You have a bathroom

你还有独立卫生间

Why does he get a bathroom

他凭什么有独立卫生间

Go throw up in your own bathroom

去你自己卫生间吐啦

I don't know if I can make it

我不确定能不能撑到那里

Get his door

快打开他房门

It's locked

门锁了

Key

钥匙

I'm not gonna make it Please make it

-我忍不住了 -求你再忍一忍

What is going on Sheldon are you okay

怎么回事谢尔顿你没事吧

My stomach hurts

我胃疼

He's gonna throw up

他要吐了

Did you give him beer Did they give you beer

你是不是给他啤酒喝了他们是不是灌你啤酒

Just root beer

只是沙士

It's gonna be okay baby

没事的宝贝

Why is it so colorful

你的呕吐物怎么五颜六色的

Too many Skittles

我吃了太多彩虹糖

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