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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon...

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

I love you.

我爱你

Veronica. Hey Georgie. What's up

-维罗妮卡 -小乔治怎么啦

We're friends right

我们是朋友对吧

What do you mean I've asked you out a bunch

-这问题什么意思 -我追过你很多次

and you've made it pretty clear you weren't interested.

但你每次都跟我表明你没兴趣跟我在一起

B Before I asked out another girl

在我去约别的女孩子之前

I just wanted to make sure that... It's fine.

-我想跟你确定一下... -没关系的

Guess I'll see you around.

那回见啦

Yep.

好

Of all my many skills

在我众多的能力之中

one of the lesser known is my impressive ability

有一个较少人知道的厉害能力

to wait for things.

是我等待的能力

I once stood perfectly still for 38 minutes

我有次曾38分钟不动如山

because a bee was on my shoulder.

就因为一只蜜蜂停到我肩膀上

I once waited four and a half hours

我曾等待过四又半个小时

to be released from a locker.

只为了等人把我从置物柜里放出

Hello Anyone there

你好有人在吗

That's okay. I'll wait.

没关系我等得起

And one time when Dr. Sturgis was late for a lecture

而当有一次斯特吉斯博士上课迟到

I stayed longer than everyone.

我比谁都等得久

Where are you all going

你们去哪呢

Professor's not here.

教授都还没来

I can teach the class.

我可以教这课啊

I just need a box to stand on.

我只需要一个踏脚台即可

Dr. Sturgis

斯特吉斯博士

Hello Sheldon. What brings you here

你好啊谢尔顿怎么今天来找我了

You never showed up to class.

你没来教课

Whoops.

糟糕

Time flies when you're having fun.

当你乐在其中时光阴似箭啊

What could be more fun than giving a physics lecture

有什么能比教物理更有乐趣呢

Finishing a physics paper.

写完物理论文

Ooh I like where this is headed.

这故事走向我一听就有兴趣

I'm exploring the notion that time itself is quantized.

我在探索时间是否是量子化的议题

Interesting.

有意思

That sounds like a step towards a unified field theory.

感觉离统一场论又更近一步了

Fingers crossed.

食指交叉祈求好运吧

Although I can't cross my fingers arthritis.

虽然我交叉不了手指有关节炎

It's too dark back here. Do you have a flashlight

后座太暗了你有手电筒吗

In the glove box I think.

副驾置物柜有吧

Can you pass it back

你能帮忙递给我吗

No. I'm driving.

不行我在开车呢

All right. I'm coming up.

注意啦我要爬来前面了

Don't crash while I'm unbuckled.

你别在我解开安全带期间发生车祸啊

Really You need to do this right now

你不是吧就一定要现在搞吗

It's Dr. Sturgis's first paper in years.

这是斯特吉斯博士近年来首次写的论文

It's worth risking head trauma.

值得冒头部损伤的风险一读

Look at you climbing like a real boy.

看你爬得像个真正的男孩似的

Here we go.

好了

"A Reconsideration of the Role of Time Operators

《重新审视时间算子

in Quantum Mechanics."

在量子力学中的作用》

Grabby title.

很引人入胜的标题

Mm. I'll wait for the movie.

等看了正戏再说吧

Ooh. He's opening with a critical examination

他开篇就批判性检验了

of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics.

哥本哈根量子力学诠释

I thought reading in the car made you nauseous.

你在车上读东西不是会头晕吗

That's in the back seat. Up here I'm fine.

那是在后座啦在副驾不会

Oh Sheldon. Sorry.

-谢尔顿... -对不起

Well don't just keep reading

你别继续读个不停啊

I am running over to the Sparks's for a little while.

我要过去斯巴克斯家一会儿

Why

为什么

Team meeting with the other baseball moms.

要跟其他棒球妈妈开会

You're all right until Dad gets home

在爸爸回家之前你能自己乖乖的吧

Oh yeah. Charles is in charge.

当然有查尔斯在呢

Look at this. I'm talking to an egg.

看看我在"对蛋弹琴"

I brought veggies and ranch.

我带了蔬菜加牧场酱

That's nice. But when I said "snacks " I mean wine.

不错不错但我说带"零嘴" 我指的是酒

Don't worry.

没事

I got plenty of emergency snacks.

我有很多应急"零嘴"

All right let's get to this.

好啦咱们开会吧

We're coming up on the end of the season.

马上赛季就要结束了

Who wants to handle the team cookout

谁想负责队伍野外郊游的烹饪事宜

Got it.

我来

Thank you Meredith. Team picture day

-谢谢你梅雷迪思 -队伍拍照日呢

That's me. Carla you're a gem.

-我来 -卡拉你可真是块宝

Mary that leaves you in charge of trophies. Any questions

玛丽那你负责奖杯还有问题吗

Actually... Snack time

-其实呢... -零嘴时间到

There's also uh veggies.

还有一些蔬菜可以下酒

This is nice.

这里不错啊

I like to think of Chi Chi's as a more romantic Taco Bell.

我觉得这家店算浪漫版的塔可钟快餐店

So uh what do you like to get here

你在这里都喜欢点什么啊

What Oh uh it it doesn't matter.

什么无所谓啦

It all tastes the same.

吃起来都差不多

Hi. Welcome to...

您好欢迎光临...

Oh. Hey Georgie.

你好啊小乔治

Uh hi.

你好啊

I didn't know you worked here.

我都不知道你在这打工

Well haven't seen you in a while.

毕竟有段时间没联系了嘛

Oh uh you know Jana from school

你认识我们同校的贾娜吗

Yeah. Yeah of course. Hi.

当然啦你好啊

Hi.

你好

So can I get y'all started with some drinks

你们要不要先点什么饮料喝喝啊

I'm good with water.

我喝水就可以了

Water sounds great. Refreshing.

水很不错很清新

I'm glad Dr. Sturgis let me read his paper

我很庆幸斯特吉斯博士在发表前

before he published.

先让我读了他的论文

Why is that

为什么

He's getting numbers for the massive neutrinos

他算出来的巨型中微子的数

that are in excess of a hundred giga electron volts.

超过了足有千亿电子伏之多

Well good for him.

那他很棒啊

No it's embarrassing.

不是不忍直视啊

Had a 50 50 shot.

五成的几率猜错了

I guess I need to call and let him know

我觉得我得打电话告诉他

what a bonehead mistake he made.

告诉他犯了多大的沙雕错误

There's probably a nicer way to say it.

应该可以换更好听点的说法吧

Did you hear how massive his neutrinos were

你刚听到了我说他的中微子有多大了吧

We're well into bonehead territory.

不只是沙雕还是沙雕中的巨雕

Sheldon you don't need to be rude to him.

谢尔顿你不用对人家那么不礼貌

When am I rude

我怎么没礼貌了

Stay a child as long as you can.

尽量保持当个孩子吧

Adulthood will not be kind to you.

成人世界对你不会太友好

Neat. The veins on your calf look like a road map of Texas.

厉害你小腿上的静脉看起来像德州道路地图

Did you make this taste bad so Dad would lose weight

你是故意煮得难吃让老爸吃不下减肥吗

Fine. I'll be polite.

行行行我会保持礼貌

But I still think

但我还是觉得

we could go to San Antonio using Meemaw's leg.

我们靠姥姥的腿地图就能去到圣安东尼奥市

Hello

你好

Dr. Sturgis. It's Sheldon.

斯特吉斯博士我是谢尔顿

I hope you're well.

希望你一切安好

I am. I just had soup.

很好啊我刚喝完汤

Anyway

言归正传

I was just calling to let you know I read your paper.

我打来是想告诉你我刚读完你的论文

Wonderful. What did you think

太好了你有何感想

I thought your typing was very tidy.

我感觉你的打字十分整齐

Your sentence structure was impressive.

你的句子结构很是了得

And your theory was...

而你的理论嘛...

not without succeeding in avoiding success.

长风破浪会有时直挂云帆济沧海

Well Sheldon uh you don't need to beat around the bush.

谢尔顿你不用这么拐弯抹角

We're men of science. Uh just give it to me straight.

我们是搞科学的人有话你就直说

The masses for your neutrinos are impossible.

你的中微子的质量根本不可能

Are you sure

你确定吗

Yes. If they were that heavy atoms could not beta decay.

是的如果它们那么重原子就不会贝塔衰变

I don't know how I missed that.

我怎么没注意到这点

I'm such an idiot.

我真是个白痴

You're not an idiot. You're just a bonehead.

你不是白痴你只是沙雕

So you're saying you have no feelings for her at all

你的意思是你对她毫无感觉吗

I wasn't at the restaurant with her I was there with you.

我又不是跟她上馆子我是跟你上的馆子啊

That doesn't answer my question

这回答不了我的问题

I was hoping you wouldn't pick up on that.

我还希望你不会注意到这点呢

Did you take me there on purpose

你是故意带我去那里吃饭的吗

Hold on a second.

等等

Is this one of those fights

这是传说中那种

where we end up making out in the back seat

吵到最后会在后座亲热的那种架吗

No.

不是

That's too bad.

那太遗憾了

奖牌与奖杯

梅德福

Howdy.

早嘞

Morning. I need to order some baseball trophies.

早安我想要预定一些棒球奖杯

Baseball's over there.

棒球的在那边

So many choices.

好多选择啊

You should win a trophy for the most trophies.

你应该得到拥有最多奖杯奖

Maybe not the trophy for customer service.

至于服务态度奖就算了吧

Is this everything you have

这些是你全部的货吗

Impressive isn't it

很厉害吧

I noticed that there are no baseball trophies

我发现你的棒球奖杯中

with girls on them.

没有上面是女孩的款

Girls don't play baseball.

女生不打棒球啊

Actually my daughter does.

其实我女儿就打啊

Oh. Good for her.

那她很棒棒哦

And some other girls might like a trophy with a girl on it.

而许多女孩或许也会想要有女孩的奖杯

Well then they'll be very disappointed.

那看来她们要很失望啦

You know what

告诉你

I'm gonna take my business elsewhere.

老娘要去找别人来赚我的钱了

Oh no.

不要嘛

And you should win a trophy for being such a sourpuss

你应该得个超级叽歪奖

Ta ta

慢走不送

Hello Dr. Sturgis.

-你好 -斯特吉斯博士

It's Sheldon. I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

我是谢尔顿希望没有打扰到你什么

Nah just wondering what became of my career.

没我就是在想我的职业该何去何从

Should I call you back later

我该晚点再打来吗

Oh no. I can be downtrodden and chat at the same time.

不用我可以一边心如死水一边聊天

What's up

怎么啦

I was thinking about the mass problem of your neutrinos

我在想你的中微子质量的问题

and I realized we might be able to solve it

然后我发现或许我们能解决这问题

if some of the particles have more spin.

比如其中部分粒子有更多自旋

Interesting.

有点意思

That would certainly get our neutrino mass to zero.

这的确可以让我们的中微子质量变到零

Although it does open up a problem with double beta decay.

但这样也会造成双贝塔衰变的问题

Hmm. That is true.

这倒是真的

Unless what it's actually predicting is a magnetic monopole.

除非它预测的是磁单极子

Might be difficult to control the infinities.

可能会有点难控制无穷的问题

Although

不过呢

if you consider adding faster than light particles

如果考虑加入超光速粒子

like tachyons then I suppose you could...

比如快子那或许你就能...

Quantize time. Yes

-量子化时间 -没错

Hang on If we're gonna be thinking at this level

稍等如果我们要想到那么高深

I should put on pants

我应该穿上裤子

Can you believe this

你敢相信吗

Boy trophy boy trophy...

男生奖杯男生奖杯

boy trophy.

男生奖杯

Hmm all I see is my trophy wife.

我眼里只有我奖杯般的娇妻

Nope Okay.

没兴趣吗好的

Look the only girl trophies

你看唯一给女生的奖杯

are for cheerleading soccer and golf.

只有啦啦队足球跟高尔夫

So buy Missy a golf trophy and tell her it's a skinny bat.

那就给米希买个高尔夫奖杯说那是细球棒

George.

乔治

That poor girl has been watching her brother win awards

我们可怜的闺女看着她弟弟

since he was three years old.

从他三岁起就开始赢各种奖杯

I'd like for her first one to be special.

我希望她的第一次能很特别

'Cause you think it may also be her last one

因为你认为这可能也是她最后一次吗

I didn't say that.

我可没这么说

But you thought it.

但你是这么想的

Yeah.

是啦

Here you go.

给你

What's this It's your tip from the other night.

-这是什么 -那晚的小费

I wanted to give it to you then

我当时就想给你的

but I also wanted to get out of there alive.

但我也想活着离开那里

Don't worry about it.

没事不用了

You sure

你确定吗

I'm sure.

我确定

So how long you been working there

你在那餐厅工作多久了

Couple weeks. Trying to save money for college.

几星期了我想存钱上大学

Well now you have to take this.

既然这样你一定要收下

I insist.

我坚持

Thank you.

谢谢你

How are things with Jana

和贾娜处得怎么样

Honestly I have no idea.

老实说我不知道

Should you even be talking to me right now

你现在根本不该跟我说话吧

Probably not.

估计不应该

But I'm glad I am.

但我很高兴我们聊天了

Me too.

我也是

Bye.

再见

I'd like to end today's lecture with a hilarious physics joke.

我想用一个令人捧腹的物理笑话来结束今天的课

Why didn't the photon pack a suitcase

光子为什么不带行李箱

He was traveling light.

因为他要轻装出行[传递光]

Sheldon.

谢尔顿

Thank you.

谢谢捧场

Class dismissed.

下课

Well our conversation about my paper

我们那天讨论了我的论文

resulted in a very productive couple of days.

导致接下来的两天我富有成效

I completely rewrote the whole thing from scratch.

我从头开始重写了整篇论文

Exciting. I know credits are usually listed alphabetically

真令人激动我知道署名通常按字母顺序排列

but I'm completely fine with my name going second.

但我完全不介意我的我名字排在第二位

Sheldon I've worked on this paper for years.

谢尔顿这篇论文我研究好几年了

I'm not putting your name on it at all.

我不会把你名字写上去的

But I helped you.

但我帮了你啊

You did but you didn't cowrite the paper with me.

没错但你没和我一起写论文啊

Is that so

是这样吗

Yes it is.

就是这样

Well this is an outrage.

这太离谱了

After all the help I've given you

我帮了你这么多

and I don't even get credit

我却连留名的机会都没有

Well of course you are.

当然有啦

You're getting a special thanks in the footnotes.

我会在附注里特别感谢你

No one reads the footnotes.

根本没人看附注啊

I do. Well I do too

-我就会看 -好吧我也会看

but that doesn't mean I want to be in them. Sheldon

-但那不代表我想出现在附注里 -谢尔顿

that's where people get recognition for helping.

那里就是认可你有帮忙出力的地方啊

Oh you mean the help of using my math

你说的帮忙是指用我的数学

to convert your hazy series of meanderings

把你一系列不着边际结构松散的内容

into a well formed scientific thesis

改为结构完整的科学论点吗

I think you're overstating your contribution.

你似乎夸大了你的贡献

Well I think you should be wearing a black ski mask

我倒觉得你该戴上黑色滑雪面罩

because you're trying to rob me blind.

因为你想"抢劫"我的知识财富

Well if anyone should be wearing an odd piece of apparel

如果说有谁该穿戴奇特的服饰

it should be you wearing a baby bonnet

那就该是你戴上婴儿软帽

because that's how you're behaving.

因为你现在表现得像个哭闹的婴儿

Ready to go Very

-可以走了吗 -等不及了

It's a good thing she showed up

幸好她出现了

because I do not have a comeback.

因为我想不出回呛的金句

Darn it. When he called me a baby I should've said

可恶他羞辱我是婴儿时我就该呛他

"Then I guess you needed a baby's help to fix your paper."

"那看来你需要婴儿帮忙修改你的论文咯"

Very clever.

非常机智

Turn the car around.

调头开回去

We're halfway home.

我们离家只剩一半路程了

It's not that clever.

何况这句也没那么机智

Why aren't you being more supportive of me

你为什么不全力支持我

Sheldon John is a lot of things but he's not a thief.

谢尔顿约翰这人缺点很多但他不是小偷

So you're on his side.

这么说你站在他那边

I'm not.

我没有

So you're on my side.

那你就是站在我这边了

For the sake of this car ride sure.

为了车程愉快就当我是好了

Okay here's the plan.

好我们计划这么做

End your relationship with Coach Ballard

结束你和巴拉德教练的恋爱

date Dr. Sturgis again get him to love you more than ever

再次和斯特吉斯博士约会让他比之前更爱你

then when he least expects it

然后在他最意想不到的时候

break his heart and say "That's for Sheldon."

让他心碎然后说"这是为谢尔顿报仇"

Great plan.

这计划真绝

You think so

你觉得是吗

For the sake of this car ride sure.

为了车程愉快就当我是好了

So shiny aren't you now

你现在闪闪发亮了对不对呀

Hello. Remember me

你好还记得我吗

Ah I thought you were gonna take your business elsewhere.

我还以为你去让别人赚你的钱了

Well lucky for you I believe in second chances.

算你走运我相信人值得拥有第二次机会

Now I know that you don't have girl baseball trophies in stock

我知道你没有女生棒球奖杯现货

but could you have one made special

但你能否特别定做一个呢

Sure.

可以啊

Great. A custom mold is 50 bucks

-太好了 -定制模具一个50美元

and it takes six weeks.

要等六星期

I'm not paying you $50 for a trophy.

我才不会给你50块买个奖杯

And I don't have six weeks.

我也等不了六星期

Well does your daughter look like a horse

你女儿长得像不像马呢

Maybe she'd like this.

也许她会喜欢这个

I knew all that God talk was covering something really evil.

我就知道你表面虔诚只是为了掩盖邪恶内心

I am trying to make a special trophy for Missy.

我想给米希做一个特别的奖杯

So I'm gonna take this head and put it on that body.

所以我要把这个芭比头安到那个身体上

Whatever you say Dr. Frankenstein.

随你怎么美化啦科学怪人博士

My daughter deserves to have a trophy

我女儿值得拥有一个

that looks something like her.

看起来像她的奖杯

So this is kind of a feminist gesture on your part.

所以你是想表达女权主义

I prefer to think of it as a maternal gesture.

我宁愿把这看作是一个母亲的心意

Let's just split the difference

我们就折中一下

and call it the stuff of nightmares.

把这玩意称为噩梦素材好了

It'll look better when I paint it.

我上完色后就会好很多

I don't think so.

我看不会

Grant Linkletter.

格兰特·林克莱特

Dr. Linkletter Sheldon Cooper.

林克莱特博士我是谢尔顿·库珀

I need your help reporting an academic crime.

我需要你帮忙举报一宗学术犯罪

Sounds serious.

听起来很严肃啊

It is.

的确

That's why I'm using my serious voice.

所以我在用我的严肃声音跟你说

Then I'll use mine as well.

那我也换上我的严肃声音

What's going on

怎么回事

Dr. Sturgis has stolen my work

斯特吉斯博士偷窃了我的研究

and is using it in his own paper.

用到他的论文里

Well that's quite the allegation.

这指控很严重啊

It's not an allegation it's a fact.

这不是指控是事实

He was getting enormous masses for his neutrinos

本来他的中微子质量大到夸张

and I showed him how to fix it

我教了他如何解决

but now he's refusing to list me as a coauthor.

但现在他拒绝把我列为合著者

Well I think he has a point.

我觉得他有道理啊

Is the "He" in that sentence me

你这句话里的"他"是指我吗

Because that is a strange way to phrase it.

你这样措辞很奇怪

No the "He" is him.

不 "他"是指斯特吉斯

I don't play games with sentence structure.

我不会拿句子结构胡闹

Look I haven't done a forensic examination of this paper

听着我还没对这篇论文做详细鉴定

but it's not uncommon to show your work to a colleague

但把成果拿给同事看询问他们意见

to get their feedback.

是很常见的

But I fixed his paper.

但我把他的论文改好了啊

This kind of accusation could have real consequences.

这种指控可能会产生极其严重的后果

I'd consider my next steps very carefully.

我会谨慎考虑后续该怎么做

You're no help. Put me through to your supervisor.

你真没用把我转接给你的上级

Please let me speak to John

在你做更进一步举动前

before you take this any further.

先让我和约翰谈谈

All right but if he calls me a baby feel free to say

好吧但如果他说我是婴儿你就呛他

"Then I guess you needed a baby to fix your paper."

"那看来你需要婴儿帮忙修改你的论文咯"

That's a good one but I'm not gonna say it.

这句呛得漂亮但我不会说的

I bet the guy who invented the spork is a millionaire.

我打赌发明叉勺的人现在已经成百万富翁了

I guess.

估计是吧

I wonder if his last name is Spork.

不知道他是不是姓"叉勺"

It comes from "Spoon" and "Fork." Spork.

这是"勺子"和"叉子"结合组成的新词 "叉勺"

Oh my God. Mind is blown.

天啊简直震撼我世界

You know what you should do Cut your hair.

你知道你该做什么吗剪头发

What

什么

I think it'd look better.

应该会更帅

Ooh maybe a little beard like George Michael.

或许再留点胡子像歌手乔治·迈克尔那样

I wonder how tall he is. I bet he's tall.

不知道他有多高他一定很高

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朱丽叶患了霍乱

Hey. I have something to show you.

我有东西要给你看

What's up

什么事

I was gonna give this to you

我本来打算等到

at the end of the season party

赛季派对结束时才给你

but I was so excited that I wanted you to see it now.

但我太兴奋了我想现在就给你看

What the hell is that

这是什么鬼

I couldn't find any girl baseball trophies

我找不到女生棒球奖杯

so I made you one.

所以我给你做了一个

Why is her head so big

她的脑袋怎么这么大

It's a Barbie head. I had to improvise.

这是芭比的头我得就地取材嘛

You chopped the head off one of my Barbies

你把我芭比娃娃的头砍下来了吗

Don't be silly. I bought a new one.

说什么傻话我买了一个新的

I could've had a new Barbie

我本来能有一个新芭比吗

The point is you deserve to be recognized appropriately

重点是你值得被人好好认可

for everything you've accomplished.

你所获得的这些成就

You can't give that to me in front of all the boys.

你不能当着其他男孩面给我那奖杯

Why It's embarrassing.

-为什么 -很丢脸啊

Well we have plenty of time.

时间还很充裕

I can make the head smaller or the body bigger

我可以把头部改小一点或是把身体改大一点

or a little bit of both.

又或是两者都调整一下

I just want the same trophy everyone else gets.

我只想要和其他人一样的奖杯

But I want you to feel special.

但我希望你觉得自己特别

And I just want to feel regular.

我只想觉得自己普通

Okay.

好吧

Well...

那么

I'll make sure you get a regular one at the party.

我会确保你在派对上得到普通的奖杯

Thank you.

谢谢你

Mom wait.

妈妈等等

I get what you were trying to do.

我明白你想为我做什么

It's nice.

我很感动

Thanks.

谢了

Can I keep that one too

这个也能给我吗

You really want it

你真想要吗

I do.

真的

Despite her many flaws

尽管我姐姐缺点多多

my sister did have a soft spot in her heart.

但她内心还是有个柔软的角落

And a fondness for blowing things up.

她还很喜欢把东西炸飞

What was that

怎么回事

Hello

你好

How dare you accuse me of plagiarism

你竟敢指控我抄袭

And to my colleague no less.

而且还是跟我的同事说

This is my reputation you're jeopardizing.

你危及的可是我的声誉啊

Well give me the credit I deserve and I'll stop.

给我我应得的署名我就停手

We've been over this.

我们已经谈过这个了

You made a helpful suggestion and then you arrogantly assumed

你只是提出了有帮助的意见结果你就自大地认为

that it entitled you to a coauthor credit

你有权被列为合著者

which it doesn't.

然而并非如此

But I was the one who...

但是是我...

I've been your friend and mentor.

我一直都是你的朋友和导师

The idea that I would steal from you

你竟然说我会偷窃你的成果

is both personally and professionally insulting.

这对我个人和我的学术都是莫大的侮辱

Well I'm sorry you feel that way but...

很抱歉你有这种感觉但...

Sheldon I don't want to see you in my class anymore.

谢尔顿我不想再在我的课上看到你

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