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There were certain status symbols in Texas

在我们德州有一些东西

that indicated you were a success

能用来做为成功人士的象征

A rodeo champion belt buckle

牛仔竞技冠军腰带扣

or as I call it the Redneck Nobel Prize

我又称它为红脖界诺贝尔奖

Custom built ostrich skin boots

手工定制鸵鸟皮靴

One less giant running bird in the world

世界上少一只陆行大鸟

is fine by this cowpoke

对牛仔来说并无所谓

And possibly the ultimate status symbol

要说到最终极的成功象征

the pink Cadillac

是这辆粉色凯迪拉克

driven by an elite Mary Kay super seller

是化妆品牌玫琳凯超级业务员的座驾

Mr Lundy

伦迪先生

Mary Cooper

玛丽·库珀

What a delightful surprise

巧遇你真高兴

I can't help but notice what you're driving

你的车十分吸睛啊

This old thing

这台老破车啊

I was actually gonna trade it in

本来都打算拿去旧换新了呢

Are you selling Mary Kay

你在卖玫琳凯吗

With my theater background

凭着我的戏剧圈背景

I just had a knack for cosmetology

我对美容术也是颇有心得

You must sell a lot

你的业绩肯定很棒

Guilty

被你发现啦

But these days I I manage my own handpicked team

我近期主要是管理我亲自挑选的团队啦

Well I'm happy for you

我很为你高兴

Aw aren't you a dear

你人真好

H Um hey do you ever do sales

那个你有过销售经验吗

Me No

我吗没有

Really

真的假的

An attractive young woman like yourself

你这般有魅力的年轻女性居然没接触过吗

Oh I don't know about that

哪有那么夸张啦

Well here

来啦

Here is my card in case you ever want to talk

给你我的名片哪天有兴趣了可以找我

Maybe one day you'll be driving one of theseMm

或许哪天你也能自己开一辆这个

Instead of one of those

而不是那玩意儿

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

年

少

谢尔顿

So spring break is just around the corner

春假马上就要到了

I'm counting the days

我天天掰手指数呢

Me too Have you reserved the lab yet

我也是你有先预约好实验室吗

Why would I do that

我为什么要去预约

Without the distraction of classes

少了教课与上课的干扰

you and I can really buckle down

我们俩终于可以聚精会神

and get some work done

全心做出点成果

I won't be here Sheldon

谢尔顿我到时候不会在

It's my break too

那也是我的假期

Where are you going

你要去哪里

I'm not telling you where I'm going Sheldon

我才不告诉你我要去哪里谢尔顿

Why not

为什么

Because I'll be happy and I want to stay that way

因为我不想开心的假期被你打断

You're in college

你现在是大学生

You should be taking spring break as well

你也应该好好休春假

And do what

放假干嘛去

Traditionally you would congregate

根据过往经验你应该

with your peers and make bad decisions

跟你的同侪聚在一起做些后悔终身的事

But I'm a kid

我只是个小孩啊

Then perhaps a game of Duck Duck Goose

那要不你去玩抓人游戏呗

Sarcasm

是讽刺吐槽吗

不是啊

Geez you really do need a break

这脾气你真的很需要去休个假了

While researching how to spend my first collegiate spring break

在我调查该如何休第一个大学春假时

my sister led me to a documentary on the subject

我妹妹让我看了一部相关纪录片

Are they screaming for help

他们是在大声求救吗

No They're having fun

不是他们是在大声享乐

Are we watching the same show

我们看的是同一档节目吗

They were stuck in school all year

他们一整年被困在学校里读书

Now they're going wild

放假当然要尽情撒野

Clearly I don't see a single lifeguard

真够野都看不到有救生员

You don't have to go to the beach

你不需要去到海滩啊

Just do something besides school

就做些跟学校无关的事

There is science that suggests taking breaks

的确是有科学证据表示

refreshes the mind and boosts brain function

休假有助于恢复精神与提升脑力

Good Because the minute I'm old enough

那最好了我到达合法年纪的那一秒

that's gonna be me out there

我肯定要奔去那里

You better learn to swim because no one there's gonna help you

你最好先学会怎么游泳那里可没人救你

Guess who I ran into at the grocery store

你们猜我在超市遇到谁了

Mr Lundy

伦迪先生

Ugh the weird theater guy

那个唱戏的怪咖吗

He's not weird

他不是怪咖好吗

He's also a teacher

他还是名老师

realtor choreographer

房地产销售舞蹈指导

ooh and local celebrity

还是本地名人

He's actually not doing that stuff now

他现在不干这些行当了

He is selling makeup

他现在在卖化妆品

He's even got one of those pink Cadillacs

还是公司配给粉色凯迪拉克级别的销售

Driving a pink car in Texas

在德州开粉车

Bold choice

胆大包天啊

You got to sell a lot to earn one of those

得卖超多才能得到那个车呢

He must be good

他肯定是王牌销售

It sure seemed like it

看起来绝对是这样

He's managing a whole team of salespeople

他现在管理一队的销售员呢

Nice

厉害

He gave me his card

他给了我他的名片

I was thinking about calling him

我在考虑联系他

Don't you have enough makeup

你的化妆品还不够吗

I don't

我的不够

I'm not buying it

我不买

I'm thinking about selling it

我在考虑去当销售

You

就凭你

Yes me

就我

Wouldn't hurt to have extra money

多赚点外快也不是坏事

But you already have two jobs church and mom

但你已经有两份工作了教堂与当妈

Well that second one doesn't pay much

第二份工作的薪水可不咋地

I do your taxes The first one doesn't either

我帮你报的税第一份的薪水也很烂

Even more reason to call him

更有理由联系他了

Sales is a tough racket Mare

销售这行当不容易啊玛丽

Yeah It ain't as easy as I make it look

对啊并不像我表现出来的那么轻松

Well I think I'd be good at it

我觉得我会很得心应手

You sure Sometimes you got to do a little fibbin'

你确定吗有时候会需要撒点小谎

I would do it without that

我做诚实买卖

And you got to have people skills

你还得会来事儿

I have people skills

我很八面玲珑

Do you

有吗

I'd like to throw my dinner roll at your head right now

我现在很想把晚餐砸在你脸上

but you don't see me doing it

但我轻松克制住了

I believe in you Mom

我对你有信心妈妈

Thank you honey

谢谢你闺女

But you're not getting free makeup

但你别想着有免费化妆品

Dang it

靠

My sister suggested I "go wild "

我妹妹建议我去"撒野"

so I decided to heed her advice

我决定听从她的建议

and do the craziest thing I could think of

去做我能想到最野的事

take a walk outside

上大街散步

I couldn't believe my eyes

我不敢相信我看到的

A whole convention dedicated to comic books

一场盛大的展览围绕着漫画

漫画展览大会

德克萨肯纳展

science fiction and fantasy

科幻与奇幻作品

Pretty cool huh

蛮酷的吧

Oh hello Nathan

你好啊内森

You going

你要去吗

I'd like to Are you

我想啊你呢

Yeah I quit my job for the time off

我辞了工作就为了空出这段时间

Well my job search

是辞了寻找工作这事

You know it hasn't been announced yet but I hear

虽然还没正式公布但我听说

there's a special guest appearance by David Gerrold

大卫·格罗德会以特邀嘉宾身份出席

He wrote the Star Trek episode "Trouble with Tribbles"

他写了经典《星际旅行》"奇宝大麻烦"集

Uh no doy

废话

I just found my spring break

我知道我春假要干嘛了

I'm not really looking for a job

我其实也没有在找工作

I don't know why I lied

我不知道我刚才为什么说谎

Thank you so much for finding the time

谢谢你特别抽空来一趟

Oh please Always happy

客气我随时都欢迎

to welcome a new sales associate to the family

有新的伙伴加入我们销售的大家庭

Well um I don't normally wear much makeup

我平常其实不怎么化妆

so I'm a little out of my depth

这方面我七窍只通了六窍

Which brings us to lesson number one

所以我要传授给你的第一课就是

In sales confidence is key

当销售自信是关键

Are you confident

你有自信吗

No I knew the answer to that

-没有 -我猜到你的答案了

but that's gonna be our little secret

但这件事你知我知就行

because just like this full coverage concealer for all skin types

就像这款全肤质适用的无瑕遮瑕膏

we're gonna cover that right on up

我们要把你的小瑕疵全部遮住

I'm all for that Now before we go further

-我很乐意 -在我们进行下一步之前

I am gonna have to ask for a check

我得先跟你索要支票

for your sample kit and your start up accessories

来支付样品包与新进人员用品的费用

Oh I was under the impression

我本来还以为

that I would take orders

我说服顾客下单

and the customers would pay for it later

然后由顾客直接交付货款呢

like um Girl Scout cookies

就类似卖女童军饼干那样

I'm sorry Do you see Thin Mints in this case

抱歉这盒子里有薄荷夹心巧克力吗

No This is a serious business

-没有 -这是很正经的工作

If you are not serious

如果你不打算认真对待

maybe you are not ready to join my team

你可能不适合加入我的团队

Oh I I am serious

我很认真啊

It's just that my husband isn't totally on board

只是我老公对这事有点半信半疑

and he'll be upset if I spend a bunch of money

他看到我先花了那么多钱肯定不高兴

Oh well that's fair

行吧有道理

If you have to ask his permission I can come back

如果你需要先征得他的同意我之后再来

It's refreshing really

有一种重温旧梦的感觉

It reminds me of a simpler time

让我想起了简单的古早时代

when men made the decisions and women made the beds

那年头家里男人做主女人做家事

I'm gonna get my checkbook

我这就去拿支票本

Now there is a take charge makeup salesperson

好一个有冲劲的化妆品销售

I am the organ grinder and the world is my monkey

我就是个弄蛇人而世界就是我的蛇

All righty then

好的收到

Show me what you got What do you mean

-露两手给我看看 -什么意思

Your sales technique Let's go Come on

你的销售技巧啊来吧亮出来

I'm an Eskimo Sell me some ice

我是个爱斯基摩人推销冰块给我

Really Right now

真的吗现在做这个

If you can't sell to me and I'm already Team Mary

如果你不能说服我这个已经支持你的人

how are you gonna sell to a stranger

那你要怎么推销给陌生人呢

Okay Um

好吧

你好

Let me stop you right there What did I do wrong

-我们先在这里停一下 -我哪里做错了

It's your face

你的脸

What's wrong with my face

我的脸怎么了

It's your number one sales tool

那是你天字第一号销售利器

Y You should be advertising the product

你应该用它来推销产品啊

and you're not wearing any

但你一点都没用

Yes I am Where

-我有啊 -哪里

I think the best makeup is the kind that no one notices

我觉得最巧妙的妆容就是别人看不出来你化了妆

Right now you're what no one notices

现在别人看不到的是你这个人

This is your billboard and I'm driving right on by

这可是你的广告看板而我急驶而过没瞟一眼

I suppose I could put on a little more

我是可以再多涂一点啦

Attagirl They've already seen the before

这就对了大家都看过使用前的样子

Let's show 'em the after Here

让他们看看使用后的效果吧给

Try this

涂这个

That's awfully red

这个血红血红耶

Exactly And when you see red what comes to your mind

没错当你看到红色你脑海会想到什么

Satan Glamour

-撒旦 -是艳气

Sex appeal a little va va voom

诱惑力一点迷人电流

I don't know

这好吗

You are not just selling makeup

你可不只是卖化妆品

You are selling power

你还推销力量

you are selling confidence and that starts right here

与自信心而一切的源头就在这

Now are you a powerful confident woman

你是个充满力量又自信的女人吗

Yes

是的

Slather this on Let's try again

涂上后我们再来一次

Somebody call highway patrol

快来人打电话给高速公路巡警

This billboard is causing accidents

这广告看板美到会造成车祸

Really You had the va

-真的吗 -现在有迷

then you got another va now you got the voom

还有人还加上了电流

Sell me some makeup

快推销化妆品给我吧

Hello there

你好啊

Now I'm listening

我愿意洗耳恭听

Mom I know what I want to do for spring break

妈妈我知道我春假要干嘛了

What happened to your face

你的脸发生什么事了

Told you people take notice

就跟你说大家都会注意到吧

This is for my new job

这是为了新工作画的

Is your new job fighting Batman

你的新工作是要大战蝙蝠侠吗

Because you look like The Joker

因为你看起来像小丑

What do you want

你找我干嘛

Can I take a four and a half hour bus ride

我能坐4个半小时大巴

to Texarkana for a comic book convention

去德克萨肯纳参加漫展吗

By yourself Absolutely not

你自己一个人吗当然不行

Can you come with me No

-你能陪我去吗 -不要

Son your mother has makeup to sell

孩子你母亲还有化妆品要卖

If I get an adult to go with me can I

如果有大人愿意陪我去那行吗

I don't know Maybe

不知道或许吧

Ha ha No

哈哈别想

But people wear makeup to comic book conventions

可是去漫展的人也会化妆

You could sell it there

你可以去那里推销啊

Ah I see No But

-这样啊拒绝 -但是

Read my moisturized lips No

读我丰盈水嫩的唇语拒绝

Would you like to go with me to a comic book convention

你愿意和我一起去漫展吗

Will there be girls there

那里会有女生吗

And if you order right now

如果你现在下单

I'll throw in some extra concealer for half off

我额外把下一支遮瑕膏算你半价

I mean this is just allergies

可我这只是过敏

Does it look like I've been crying

我看起来像整天以泪洗面吗

No No

没有的事

And the best news is

最棒的是

it's only a four and a half hour bus ride away

坐大巴去那里只要短短4个半小时哦

So you want me to ride on a bus for hours

你想让我坐几小时大巴

with a bunch of kids to a comic book convention

和一群小屁孩挤一起去看漫展

It's mostly adults

大部分都是成人啦

Many are in costumes

有很多还穿了变装服呢

不要

You look fantastic

你看起来美呆了

Ready to buy

准备好买了吗

不

but I'm ready to hit the dog track

但我准备好去赛狗场钓男人了

And since we're both on spring break

正好我们都在放春假

I thought you might like to go with me

我就想着你会不会想跟我一起去

Sheldon I am the president of the university

谢尔顿我是堂堂大学校长

You're right I should've asked you first

你说得对我该先问问你的

So is that a "Yes"

所以你是答应了吗

当然不是

Sorry

抱歉

我不要

And what do you want

你又有什么事

For you to go on a bus with me to a comic book convention in Texarkana

想叫你和我一起坐大巴去德克萨肯纳看漫展

God no

笑死谁要去啊

I don't know

我说不好

Trust me the men are gonna be lining up

相信我追求你的男人会大排长龙

Well they haven't been so far

到目前为止都没发生过这种事

and I've been basically giving it away

而且我还是倒贴白送的

That's your business really

那是你的私事啦不必分享

But hey I am not just selling makeup

但我贩卖的不只是化妆品

I am selling confidence

我贩卖的是自信

You are I sure am

-是吗 -当然啦

Now are you a strong and confident woman

你是位强大又自信的女性吗

Not remotely

差十万八千里

Well do you want to be

那你想成为那样的女性吗

I guess

想吧

Here Why don't you put this on

给你涂上这支

and we will try again

我们再试试

Now are you a strong confident woman

你现在是强大又自信的女性了吗

Sure Come on Say it like you mean it

-是啦 -别敷衍嘛认真点说

Are you strong and confident

你又强大又自信吗

Yes One more time

-是 -再说一遍

Yes

是

So I can put you down for a starter kit

现在我可以帮你下单入门套装了吗

Fine

好吧

Well all right

太好啦

You never forget your first sale

你永远不会忘记第一次卖货成功的感觉

I know I am still tingling

是啊我仍兴奋到发抖

I love that feeling

我好爱这种感觉

I don't even drink coffee anymore

我现在都不需要喝咖啡了

I just go on tingle power

靠这股兴奋感就能提神

And she didn't just get the starter kit

她不只买了入门套装

She got the mud mask she got the exfoliator

还买了泥膜磨砂膏

I had a feeling about you Mary

我有预感玛丽

It's just a matter of time before you're behind the wheel

你很快会拥有自己的粉色凯迪拉克

of your own pink Cadillac and take it from me

这只是时间问题相信我

you will be stared at I am

路人会对你投来羡慕眼光我的亲身感受

So where do I go from here

接下来我该怎么做

I've kind of talked to everybody I know

我已经给所有熟人推销过了

Mm Well new faces are the lifeblood of our business

新面孔是我们这一行的命脉

How do I find new faces

我去哪找新面孔

Don't you run a Bible study

你不是有主持读经班吗

Uh I don't know that I'd be comfortable

我不知道在宗教场合推销商品

trying to make sales in a religious setting

合不合适

Mary if God didn't want people to wear makeup

玛丽如果上帝不希望人们化妆

he'd have made 'em less ugly

祂就不会把人类造得那么丑了

Well that's one way to look at it

这也是一种解读方式啦

And you have a daughter right

你还有个女儿对吧

Well she's not even a teenager yet

可她都还没进入青春期

This is when it starts

这时就该开始了

Would you rather her borrowing makeup from friends

难道你宁愿她找朋友借化妆品

passing it back and forth

一群人传来传去共用吗

She has stolen it from my bag See

-她的确从我包里偷过 -看见没

Forget about a pink Caddy Now we're talking pink eye

别管粉色凯迪拉克了现在该担心的是红[粉]眼病

Which if she does catch it

如果她真染上了

a little waterproof eyeliner you'd never know

涂点防水眼线就完全看不出来了

Attention science fiction and comic book fans

注意了科幻迷和漫画迷们

this Friday Saturday and Sunday in Ballroom B

本周五周六周日在德克萨肯纳假日酒店的

of the Texarkana Holiday Inn it's Texarkana Con

B宴会厅将举办德克萨肯纳漫展

That's right Texarkana

没错就是德克萨肯纳

Khan

可汗[音似"漫展"]

Celebrity appearances panel discussions

明星见面会专题讨论会

autograph alley only at Texarkana

名人排排坐签名会只在德克萨肯纳

Khan

可汗

Raffles prizes costume parade

抽彩大奖变装游行

Friday through Sunday at Texarkana

从周五到周日就在德克萨肯纳

Khan

可汗

William Shatner not appearing

威廉·夏特纳不会出席

《星际旅行》柯克舰长扮演者

William Shatner may not be appearing

威廉·夏特纳或许不会去

but Sheldon Cooper is

但谢尔顿·库珀去定了

I was normally a rule follower

平时我都循规蹈矩

but one of the rules of spring break is to cut loose and break rules

但春假的一条规则就是放飞自我打破常规

I'm heading out

我要出门了

Where you going

你要去哪里

To see my comic book friends

去见漫画同好

Hmm I'm leaving in a few You want a ride

我很快就好要顺路载你吗

No I'm taking my bike

不用我骑车去

All the way to the bus station

一路骑到大巴站

Something funny

什么事那么好笑

Not funny Just normal

没什么一切如常

Smooth

本宝宝演技真棒

Bye

再见

So smooth

我就是影帝吧

Hey you made it

你赶上了

It would have been illogical not to

不来就不合逻辑了

Well you're going to have a blast

你会玩得很开心的

I know this is un Spock like but I can't stop smiling

我知道这样很不史波克但我真的憋不住笑

There you are dear sir

好了先生

Let's get this pusillanimous bucket

我们发动这辆

of nuts and bolts on the road

废铜烂铁吧

We have a comic con to get to

我们要去漫展啦

Mr Givens

吉文斯老师

Oh the pain

肉中刺来了

So today

今天

I thought maybe we'd mix things up a little bit

或许我们可以做点改变

and do some reading from Esther

读一读《以斯帖记》

I don't think I've ever read Esther

我好像没读过《以斯帖记》

Oh you are in for a treat

那你一定会很满意的

There is some good stuff in here

里面的内容非常棒

Let us open our Bibles

我们把圣经翻到

to uh chapter two verse 12

第二章第12节

"Before a young woman's turn came

"众女子照例

to go into King Xerxes

先洁净身体十二个月

She had to complete 12 months of beauty treatments

六个月用没药油

prescribed for the women six months with oil of myrrh

六个月用香料和洁身之物[化妆品] 满了日期

and six with perfumes and cosmetics"

然后挨次进去见亚哈随鲁王"

Did anyone else realize

有没有人发现

that cosmetics were right here in the Bible

圣经里就出现了化妆品

I just find that fascinating

我觉得好有意思哦

Uh well t this next verse talks about her being a concubine

可是下一节就说她成了小妾

Hey hey don't skip ahead

别跳过这一节啊

We're still talking cosmetics

我们还在讨论化妆品

Did you know that Esther used her beauty

你们知道吗以斯帖曾用美貌

to stop a genocide

阻止了一场大屠杀

Really

真的吗

Sometimes I think we forget

有时我们似乎忘记了

how powerful beauty can be

美丽的力量有多强大

But I know I sure

但我知道

feel powerful when I'm wearing

使用了这套新系列玫琳凯化妆品后

this new line of Mary Kay cosmetics

我觉得自己充满力量

Take a gander ladies

女士们好好看一看

So how do you know Dr Smith over there

你怎么会认识那位史密斯博士

That's not Dr Smith that's Mr Givens

他不是史密斯博士他是吉文斯老师

He was my high school science teacher

是我的高中科学教师

Oh Well he's dressed as Dr Smith from Lost in Space

他打扮成《迷失太空》里的史密斯博士

Oh I've never seen it

我没看过那部

Yeah well you're not missing much

你也没什么损失

It was a lame kids' show

那是给小屁孩看的烂片

I'm sorry "Lame kids' show"

不好意思 "给小屁孩看的烂片"

For your information Star Trek wouldn't exist without Lost in Space

告诉你没有《迷失太空》就不会有《星际旅行》

Yeah well

是吗

at least Star Trek

至少《星际旅行》

didn't have to steal its robot from Forbidden Planet

不用抄袭《禁忌星球》里的机器人

I take it from their reaction that was a good dig

看他们的反应你这句吐槽很绝是吗

Solid Nice job

-他毫无回嘴之力 -干得好

Well if Star Trek is so great

如果《星际旅行》真有那么好

how come Lost in Space

那评分为何

kicked its butt in the ratings

远远低于《迷失太空》

Well if Lost in Space is so great

如果《迷失太空》真有那么好

how come no one's ever remade it

那怎么从来没人翻拍过

That's true they're still making Star Trek movies

没错他们仍在拍《星际旅行》电影版

and a new series

还有一部新剧

Yeah which is even better than the original

对甚至比原版还更精彩

I'm sorry what did you say

不好意思你说什么

You heard me Star Trek Next Gen

你听到了《星际旅行:下一代》

is better than Original Series

比《星际旅行:原初》更好

Lost in Space brought me hours of happiness as a child

《迷失太空》给我的童年带来无数小时的快乐

you jerks

你们这群大坏蛋

Esther would be so proud

以斯帖会很自豪的

This is a face that would stop the spilling of blood

这张绝色脸蛋能阻止血流成河的杀戮

You think I do

-你真这么想 -当然

Now if you order the starter package today

如果你今天订购入门套装

I will throw in the spring palette

我就额外送你春季彩妆盘

Sold

成交

Oh praise the Lord

赞美主

Now who's next

下一位轮到谁

Okay I enjoy Mr Data

我虽然也喜欢数据先生

but he's clearly just a Spock rip off

但他很明显只是史波克的山寨版

Oh I'm sorry

不好意思

Mr Data wants to be more human

数据先生想变得更像人类

Spock wants to be less human

史波克想变得更不像人类

How is that the same

那怎么可能一样呢

Yeah

就是啊

Well I think we can all agree that William Shatner

但我们都一致同意威廉·夏特纳

is the better actor

演技更好吧

Patrick Stewart is classically trained

扮演皮卡德舰长的帕特里克·斯图尔特是科班出身

He's a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company

他是皇家莎士比亚剧团的成员

He's too subtle When William Shatner plays an emotion

他演得太含蓄了威廉·夏特纳演出某种情感时

my shoe can tell what it is

连我的鞋都看得出来在演什么

Well if you like big acting

孩子如果你喜欢夸张的表演

have I got a show for you dear boy

吾有一佳片可推荐给汝

And Kirk is a terrible captain

柯克这个舰长很不称职

He always puts the ship in danger

他总让太空舰陷入危险境地

Picard would never do that

皮卡德绝不会这样

Oh I'm sorry I guess Picard

不好意思大概是皮卡德

never got assimilated by the Borg

没被博格人同化过

Our verbal fisticuffs may have seemed unfriendly but the truth is

我们之间的嘴炮可能看似不太友好但事实上

we were engaged in a glorious tribal dance

我们正在翩翩共舞起绚丽的部落舞蹈

like the revelers at Daytona Beach

就像代托纳海滩的狂欢者

I will admit Wesley Crusher is the worst

我愿意承认卫斯理·克拉希尔是最烂的

Now you're knocking Wil Wheaton He's the best part of the show

你这是在攻击扮演者威尔·惠顿他是整部剧的亮点

He's an annoying know it all

他喜欢显摆学问超讨厌

Yeah that's what makes him lovable

那正是他讨人喜欢的特质啊

It was the best spring break I ever had

那是我人生最快乐的一个春假

Until my parents realized I was missing

直到我爸妈发现我不见了

and I experienced something worse than the wrath of Khan

我便经历了比《可汗之怒》更可怕的场景

the wrath of Dad

《老爸发飙》

Khan

可汗

What the heck

怎么回事

You think you can just wash me away

你以为这样就能把我洗掉吗

Yes I used the gentle cleansing cream formula one

是啊我使用了含有滋润成分的

with special emollients

一号配方温和洁面膏

Exploiting your Bible study group

剥削你读经会的同伴

that was just the beginning

那只是个开始

I wouldn't say I exploited them

我不会用到"剥削"这么重的字眼

Good don't It'll be our little secret

很好那就不要这是我们之间的小秘密

Now where are we with Missy

对米希下手了吗

You leave Missy alone

你别接近米希

Mom help I can't get out

妈妈救我我出不去了

Missy

米希

Why are you sleeping

你为什么在睡觉

You should be selling

你应该去卖货

My mother never sold makeup again

之后我妈妈再也没卖过化妆品

And as Mr Lundy predicted

和伦迪先生预测的一样

Missy got her makeup from her friends

米希借用了朋友的化妆品

My eye feels oozy

我眼睛好像黏糊糊的

What's the matter baby Oh

怎么了宝贝妈呀

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