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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Living in a small Texas town

住在德州的小镇

a few things are guaranteed

有一些事是一定会有的

someone nearby will have chickens...

比如一定会有养鸡的邻居

George... ‭Yeah

乔治 -怎么了

Go shoot those chickens.

去把那些鸡给射爆了

Everyone will know your business.

大家都会知道你的私事

You sure you want to eat that

你确定你要吃那个吗

Why not

为什么不吃

I heard your triglycerides are through the roof.

我听说你的甘油三酯高到破表啊

Who told you that

谁跟你说的

My brother plays poker with your doctor.

我兄弟跟你的医生是牌友

But on the brighter side in a small Texas town

但住在德州小镇也有好处

people take care of each other.

人们会互相照顾

Oh I'm so sorry.

我很遗憾

You know that Veronica Duncan girl

你记得那个维罗妮卡·邓肯女孩吧

The one that Georgie likes ‭ Yeah.

-小乔治喜欢的那个女孩吗是的

I was thinking about having her stay here for a couple days.

我在考虑让她来我们家住几天

Is it Georgie's birthday or something No.

-小乔治要生日吗这么大礼 -不是啦

She's just having a rough time at home.

她在家里挺惨的

What's going on

怎么回事

Her mother's boyfriend has a drinking problem

她妈妈的男朋友酗酒

and... things have been getting out of hand.

最近情况越来越失控了

You waited till I had a beer to tell me this story didn't you

你是故意等到我拿着啤酒才开始说的对吧

You always have a beer.

你什么时候手边没酒了

So good news.

好消息

We're gonna have a houseguest for a couple days.

我们家有客人要来住几天

Oh not Aunt Ruth.

别又是露丝姑姑

Her beard is very scratchy.

她的胡子很扎人

My sister doesn't have a beard.

我妹妹才没有胡子

Did she shave it

她剃掉了吗

It's not Aunt Ruth

不是露丝姑姑

It's Veronica Duncan.

是维罗妮卡·邓肯

And while she's here

她来家里做客期间

I expect y'all to be on your best behavior.

我希望你们都有最好的表现

Why are you looking at me

你为什么要看着我

Was I

我有吗

Yeah and you still are.

有啊现在还在看

Where is she going to sleep

那她要睡哪里啊

She can have my room. I'm fine on the couch.

她可以睡我房间我不介意去睡沙发

Thank you.

谢谢

Why is she staying with us

她为什么要来跟我们住

Because she needs to be out of her house for a few days.

因为她需要离开家里几天

Why

为什么

Because her family is dealing with

因为她的家人在处理一些

some personal business.

家庭里的私事

What personal business Well...

-什么样的私事啊 -这个嘛...

I heard her mama's boyfriend is a drunk.

我听说她妈妈的男朋友是个酒鬼

Where did you hear that

你从哪听说的

Mom told you outside and I heard it.

妈在外面跟你说的时候我听见了

Let's sweat

来流汗吧

I plan on it Richard.

正有此意理查德

Hello

哈喽

Did you know that word "Hello" wasn't used as a greeting

你知道"哈喽"这个词是直到电话发明后

until the invention of the telephone Hi John.

-才被用来当问候语的吗 -你好约翰

To end a phone call

而要结束电话

it was suggested to say "That is all."

最初的建议是说"就这些了"

Is that all John

就这些吗约翰

No I wanted to invite you to dinner tomorrow night.

没我是想邀请你明晚共进晚餐

Great. Where we going

很好我们去哪吃

I can't tell you that. It's a surprise.

我不能告诉你这是个惊喜

You want to give me a clue so I'll know how to dress

那你要给我个提示我好知道怎么打扮吗

Well dress as if you were going to a Mexican restaurant.

就打扮得像是要去墨西哥餐厅就行了

Oh we're going to Puerta Roja.

我们要去红门[西语]餐厅啊

I can't tell you that it would ruin the surprise.

我不能告诉你会破坏惊喜

John you do realize that I'll be the one driving us there.

约翰你知道到时候是我来开车吧

Fine we're going to Puerta Roja but everything else

行去的地方是没错但其他的细节

is a surprise.

都会是惊喜

That is all

就这些了

One more time Come on

再来一次来吧

Sorry Axl. You'll be back.

抱歉了埃克索尔之后再挂回来

摇滚乐团枪与玫瑰的主唱

What are you doing

你在干嘛

Documenting. This may never happen again.

拍照留念可能今生再也见不到了

What's in there

里面是什么

Don't open it. But what's in there

-别打开 -但里面是什么啊

Don't open it.

别打开

Are you wearing cologne

你擦了古龙水吗

Georgie I have the olfactory senses of a polar bear.

小乔治我的嗅觉堪比北极熊

They can smell a seal through three feet of ice.

它们能闻到一米厚坚冰下的海豹气味

Mind your business.

少管闲事

He's exhibiting Zahavian signaling theory.

他在演示信号理论

Is that from Star Trek No biology.

-这是《星际迷航》的东西吗 -是生物学

He's trying to communicate his more desirable qualities

他在展示值得被人喜爱的优点

in order to attract Veronica.

来赢得维罗妮卡的青睐

Too bad he doesn't have any desirable qualities.

可惜他没有任何值得喜爱的优点

Be the Danza. Be the Danza.

像电视里的丹扎一样帅像他

Be the Danza. ‭ What a doofus.

-像丹扎一样 -真是个二货

Hey there.

你来啦

Thank you for having me Mrs. Cooper.

谢谢你收留我库珀太太

Hey Veronica.

维罗妮卡

Hi. Let me take your bag.

-你好啊 -我来帮你提包

Are you wearing Old Spice ‭Don't worry about it.

-你擦了古龙水吗 -别担心

Here let me show you around.

来我给你介绍一下

Oh. O Okay.

好

Of course you remember the living room

你肯定还记得我家客厅吧

where we have our prayer group.

祷告小组活动就是在这里进行的

Oh my Lord...

我的老天啊

And this is the dining room. That's where we'll dine.

这里是饭厅我们就在这里吃饭

But in the mornings we dine in the kitchen.

但早上的时候我们会在厨房吃

Of course if you'd like a snack

当然啦如果你想吃零食

that'd be in the refrigerator or the pantry.

零食会在冰箱里或者在食物柜里

You know where your snack foods would be. ‭Sure.

-你懂的就是正常储存零食的地方 -没问题

Washer dryer.

洗衣机烘干机

Plus we got those little sheets that smell nice

而且我们家还有那种洗衣片气味芬芳

and fight static cling.

还能够减少静电

And here's our entertainment room. Hey guys.

-这里是我们的客厅 -你们好啊

Hi. ‭Hello.

-你好 -你好啊

We don't have cable but we do have

我们家没有有线电视不过也能看到

all three major broadcast networks.

三大广播电视台呢

Here's the bathroom for hygiene and whatnot.

这里是卫生间你搞卫生之类的地方

And... here's where you'll be sleeping.

还有... 这里就是你睡觉的地方

Did I take your room ‭ Yes

-我是不是占了你房间 -是啦

but I'll be on the couch.

不过我睡沙发上

Which is right near the TV and the kitchen

那里靠近电视又靠近厨房

so I'm peachy.

所以我也挺滋润

Hello. I'm John Sturgis.

你好我叫约翰·斯特吉斯

We have a reservation.

我们订了位

Follow me.

请跟我来

Was a reservation really necessary

你看这里像是需要订位吗

I didn't want to take any chances. ‭

我不想冒任何风险嘛

Oh no no no no no.

不行不行不行

I sit in that seat.

你坐那张椅子

You sit here.

我坐这张

Oh uh okay.

好吧

What's going on

到底是怎么一回事

Don't you remember

你不记得吗

John I don't even remember where I just parked.

约翰我连我刚才车停哪里都要记不住了

I'm recreating our first date

我是在重演我们的初次约会

The same restaurant the same table

同样的餐厅同样的桌子

the same jacket.

同样的外套

Different eyelashes though because

不同眼睫毛因为呢

they regenerate every two to three months.

它们每两三个月就会长一批新的

Mine are the same actually.

我的就会一样

They're fake.

因为是假睫毛

I wanted this night to be special

我希望今晚能很特别

because it's the one year anniversary of that date.

因为这是我们初次约会的一周年纪念日

Is that a thing that people our age celebrate

我们这年纪的人还有在庆祝那个的吗

No idea. I've never been this age before.

不知道我还没有这个年纪过

And I've never dated anyone for a whole year.

而且我有一年没跟别人约会了

Well...

好啦

Happy anniversary. ‭

周年纪念快乐

Sorry for the mess.

抱歉房间那么乱

I emptied out this drawer so you can put your stuff away.

我清空了这个抽屉来让你放东西

Where are your clothes

那你本来的衣服呢

I threw most of them out.

我把大多数都丢了

You didn't have to do that.

你不需要这么做的

It's okay. They were old and full of holes.

没事啦反正它们又旧又一堆洞

And it worked out great.

丢了也挺好的

I found some firecrackers and a bag full of my baby teeth.

我因此找到了一些鞭炮跟一袋我的乳牙

Thank you.

谢谢

Oh. I also hung a cross over the bed for you.

我还在你的床头帮你挂了十字架

It's just Popsicle sticks and glitter. I glued it together

是我用冰棒棍与亮粉当材料

in Sunday school when I was a kid.

小时候在主日学校时粘的啦

Is is it too much I can take it down.

会太过头吗我可以帮你拿下来

No it's...

没太...

it's really sweet.

太贴心了

Why are you crying

你怎么哭了

Did Georgie bring up your unfortunate home life

小乔治提起了你不愉快的家庭生活吗

Uh no.

没有

Good. My mom said not to

那就好我妈妈说别提

so that you would be comfortable.

这样你会感到舒服一点

Thank you.

谢谢

Are you comfortable

你舒服吗

And I remember how cute you looked

我还记得你当时看起来有多可爱

in your little pearl snap shirt with your bolo tie.

你的珍珠色衬衫与饰扣式领带

Well I'd say it wasn't my first rodeo but it was.

我想说那也不是我第一次了但真是我第一次

Thank you for a wonderful year.

谢谢你带给我这美好的一年

To many more. ‭To many more.

-敬未来无数年 -敬无数年

Which leads me to the final surprise of the evening.

接下来到了我今晚最后的惊喜

What are you doing Hang on I don't want to spoil the surprise.

-你在干什么 -等等我不想破坏惊喜

Getting down on one knee it makes it pretty damn clear.

你都单膝下跪了这已经明摆着了

Surprise

惊喜

Connie will you do me the honor of being my wife

康妮你愿意当我的妻子吗

Oh John I don't know.

约翰我也不知道了

How can you not know It's a binary decision.

你怎么能不知道答案只有要或不要

It's more complicated th than that.

实际上比那复杂多了

I don't see why. We're compatible.

我不懂为什么我们很合啊

I know. We enjoy each other's company.

-我知道 -我们也很享受对方的陪伴

I know. ‭ And we've become extremely proficient in the bedroom.

-我知道 -而且我们的房事也十分愉悦

There's very little wasted effort.

不费吹灰之力就能"宾主尽欢"

John sit back down

约翰给我坐下

and lower your voice.

然后你小声点

Little help

帮个忙吧

Down is easier than up. Sure.

-下去比上来容易多了 -行

Thank you God for this food we're about to receive

感谢主赐予我们桌上的食物

and for the nourishment of our bodies

为我们的身体提供营养

and bless the hands that prepared it.

也保佑准备这餐点的人

And an extra special thank you for allowing us

今天还要额外谢谢您

to share our home with our friend Veronica.

让我们能和朋友维罗妮卡同住一家

Amen. Oh yeah.

-阿门 -是的

That's a big amen on that one.

最后这件事要来个大大的阿门

All right everybody dig in.

好啦大家快开动吧

Would you like a dinner roll

你要餐包吗

Mmm. Sure.

好

I find it really rounds out the meal.

我觉得它十分配我们的晚餐

Mom Yes honey

-妈 -怎么啦宝贝

Do I have to sit downwind of Georgie's cologne

我一定得坐在小乔治香水的下风处吗

So Veronica I understand that you're a junior

维罗妮卡所以你是11年级吗

Mm. Yes sir.

是的先生

Do you have any plans for after high school

你对高中毕业后有什么计划了吗

I'm hoping for a scholarship to Baylor

我希望能得到奖学金

so I can get a teaching degree.

去我们德州的贝勒大学攻读教育学位

I like kids.

我喜欢小孩子

Really Kids Ugh.

真的假的孩子吗

You're so tall and pretty you should be Vanna White.

你又高又漂亮你应该当范纳·怀特[女星]

How can she be Vanna White

她怎么能成为范纳·怀特

Vanna White is Vanna White.

范纳·怀特才是范纳·怀特[白色]

Fine. She can be Vanna Blue.

行吧她可以成为范纳·布卢[蓝色]

See This is the kind of nonsense you have

瞧身边全是孩子时

to deal with when you're around kids.

你就得听这些胡言乱语

He does have a point.

他说的不无道理

No. I I love this.

不我喜欢这样

We never eat dinner together at my house.

我们家从来没有一起吃晚饭

You eat alone

你一个人吃饭吗

Mostly. Yeah.

大多数时候是的

Lucky duck.

真幸运

John...

约翰

I've already been married once.

我已经结过一次婚了

I wasn't really planning on ever doing it again.

我真的没打算再结一次

Why not

为什么

I was somebody's wife for a long time.

我做别人老婆做了很长时间

I just like being... Connie Tucker now.

我现在只想做康妮·塔克

Not Mrs....

不是某太太

somebody else's name.

跟老公的姓

Well what if I took your name

如果我跟你姓呢

John Tucker it sounds great.

约翰·塔克听起来不错

Like a football player or an astronaut.

像橄榄球员或是太空人

You're missing the point.

你没听明白

I just think it's important for people to know

我觉得让大家知道我们是一对

that we're an official couple.

这很重要

We don't have to be married for that.

不用结婚也可以的

Buy a billboard take an ad out in the paper.

在广告牌报纸上打广告

I understand. Thank you.

我懂了谢谢你

Are we good

我们没事吧

Yes.

没事

But if I should pre decease you...

但如果我比你先去世了

戒指归你

Fine. It'll be in the...

-好 -戒指会放在

top right corner of my dresser drawer.

梳妆台抽屉的右上角

Got it. ‭ Under my tube socks.

-知道了 -在我的筒袜下面

Veronica. Veronica.

维罗妮卡维罗妮卡

Come in.

进来

Hey Sheldon what's up

谢尔顿有什么事

I printed out my bathroom schedule.

我打印出了我使用卫生间的时间表

I can't speak for anyone else in this family

我不能代表我的家人发言

but you can count on it being occupied

但在这些时间里

during these times.

浴室肯定有人

Thank you.

谢谢

This is very helpful.

非常有用

I know.

我知道

Is there anything else

还有事吗

There is but... I'm not allowed to ask about it.

有但我不准问

Oh it's okay. You can ask me anything.

没事你什么都能问

Oh good. I don't like cats

很好我不喜欢猫

but I share their curious nature.

但我和它们一样有好奇的天性

What do you want to know

你想知道什么

Your mom has a boyfriend.

你妈妈有男友吗

Yeah.

是的

Where is your father

你的父亲呢

I don't know.

我不知道

Why do you not know

你为什么不知道

Well he left when I was really young

我很小的时候他就离开了

and I never heard from him again.

自此再也没有他的消息

And why are you staying here

你为什么住在这里

My mom's boyfriend isn't very nice.

我妈妈的男友不太好

I understand. My sister isn't very nice.

我明白我姐姐也不太好

So you get it

所以你明白

I do thank you.

是的谢谢

Okay well talk to you later.

好的回头再聊

But not between 7 00 and 7 12.

7点到7点12分之间不行

Yup I see it right here.

对我看到了

So... how about

不如...

I make us a pot of tea and we'll get cozy

我煮一壶茶我们放松一下

Sure sounds good.

好很好

Just make yourself comfy I I'll be right back.

请便我马上回来

Mint tea

薄荷茶行吗

Or would you like to go crazy and have a little hibiscus

还是你想疯狂一下放点木槿

Ah damn it.

靠

Hey can I join you

我可以一起看吗

Sure.

当然

What you watching

你在看什么

Charles in Charge.

《查尔斯当家》

It's kind of like Who's the Boss But with Chachi.

有点像《谁是老板》但里面有恰奇

They should have called it Chachi in Charge.

应该叫《恰奇当家》

Cha Chi in Charge.

恰奇当家

That's three cha's. I like it.

有三个"查"的音我喜欢

Georgie you're so funny.

小乔治你真搞笑

Really

真的

Not everybody gets me.

不是所有人都懂我

I get you.

我懂你

Oh Mom. If you're sleeping with the man

妈如果你和这个男人上床

you should be married to him.

你应该嫁给他

Why do I come here

我为什么来这里

I got to find a cooler chick to talk to.

我得找个更酷的妹子谈这个问题

You know I'm right.

你知道我是对的

I know no such thing.

我不认为是这样

It's my life I don't have to do anything

这是我的人生我不必因为我"应该去做"

'cause I'm "Supposed to."

而去做任何事

I do it because I want to and right now

我去做是因为我想那样做而现在

I don't want to end of story.

我不想结婚就是这样

Good morning. Can I get you some breakfast honey

-早上好 -要我给你做早餐吗亲爱的

Yes please.

好谢谢

How was your anniversary date with Dr. Sturgis

你和斯特吉斯博士的周年约会怎么样

You knew about that

你知道吗

Yes. So you knew he was gonna propose

-是的 -所以你知道他打算求婚吗

Propose No that's wonderful.

求婚不知道啊那太好了

Although it's a little disconcerting he didn't tell me.

不过他没告诉我有点令人不安

I thought we were closer than that.

我以为我们关系好到他会说的

Well we're not getting married any time soon.

我们短期之内是不会结婚的

You should. You're old you don't have many years left.

你应该结你老了没剩下多少年了

I really need to meet a whole new group of people.

我真的需要重新认识一帮人了

Hey what you doin'

你做什么呢

Helping your mom with laundry.

帮你妈妈洗衣服

Oh yeah. That's usually my job.

是这通常是我的工作

Uh maybe when you're done we can go down to the mall and hang out.

也许你做完后我们可以去商场一起玩

Oh I promised your sister I'd take her out for some girl time.

我答应你妹妹要带她出去享受女生时光

Maybe I can come along.

也许我能一起去

Then it wouldn't be girl time.

那就不是女生时光了

No not entirely but it would be mostly.

不全算但大部分是

Take a hint dummy.

这是暗示笨蛋

Greetings.

你好

You've reached Dr. John Sturgis.

你已拨通约翰·斯特吉斯博士的电话

Leave a message and I'll be in touch.

留下口信我会联系你

Thank you very much.

非常感谢

Hey that rhymed.

居然押韵

John I know you're there pick up.

约翰我知道你在接电话

If you don't pick up I'm gonna get really mad.

如果你不接电话我会很生气

I'm getting really mad.

我很生气了

Call me back.

回我电话

Sorry I know this isn't the most fun thing in the world.

抱歉我知道这不是全世界最好玩的事

I was happy just riding

能坐在副驾驶位

in the front seat of your car. ‭

我就很开心了

You probably hear this a lot

你可能听过很多人这样说

but you're like princess pretty.

你美得像公主

Oh. I don't know about that.

我不知道

But you are definitely princess material.

但你绝对有做公主的条件

Well until I'm allowed to wear makeup

在我能化妆之前

this is as hot as I get.

这就是我最漂亮的样子了

You don't need makeup.

你不需要化妆

I hope you're right. Mom says I have to wait till I'm 16.

希望你是对的妈妈说我必须等到16岁

That'll get here sooner than you think.

那一天的到来会比你想象中更快

Sure doesn't feel like it.

我可没有这种感觉

Don't be in a rush.

别着急

Honestly...

说真的

I'd rather be your age again. ‭Really

-我宁愿像你这么大 -真的吗

Yeah.

是的

Being a grown up is uh...

做成年人

complicated.

很复杂

Maybe if we make a wish at the same time

也许如果我们同时许愿

we could switch places.

我们能互换身体

You think It's worth a try.

-你觉得可以吗 -值得一试

Okay.

好

What do we need to do

我们要怎么做

We close our eyes and at the exact same time say

我们闭上眼睛一起说

"I wish I could switch places."

"我希望可以交换身体"

Ready

准备

One... two... three.

一二三

I wish I could switch places. I wish I could switch places.

-我希望可以交换身体 -我希望可以交换身体

Well

怎么样

I'm still here. You

我还是我你呢

Same. That's too bad.

-一样 -太遗憾了

I really wanted to drive home.

我很想开车回家呢

Can I anyway Sure.

-我能开吗 -好

Really No.

-真的吗 -不行

Please can we keep her

求你了我们能留下她吗

No we cannot keep her.

不我们不能留下她

We don't have a dog 'cause of Sheldon

因为谢尔顿我们不能养狗

why can't I have Veronica

又是什么原因不能留下维罗妮卡

I'm not participating in this conversation.

我才不要跟你聊这件事

We could give Sheldon to Veronica's mom.

我们可以把谢尔顿给维罗妮卡的妈妈

Like a trade.

交换一下

I'll get it Mrs. Cooper.

我去开门库珀太太

Look how helpful she is. Come on

看她多会帮忙拜托

Out.

走开

What do you want

你想做什么

Grab your stuff your mama wants you home.

收拾东西你妈要你回家

Yeah well when she wants me to come home

她要我回家时

she can call me.

她可以打电话

Damn it Veronica.

靠维罗妮卡

I'm in no mood.

我可没这心情陪你闹

What's going on

出什么事了

I'm taking her home.

我来接她回家

She's not going anywhere with you.

她不会跟你走的

What'd you say Clint stop.

-你说什么 -克林特住手

You mind putting down my kid

你能放开我的孩子吗

We were just playing around.

我们只是闹着玩

This is my mom's boyfriend Clint.

这是我妈妈的男友克林特

Hello Clint. What can we do for you

你好克林特有什么能效劳

I'm here to pick up Veronica.

我来接维罗妮卡

Come on.

快点

You want to go with this man

你想和这个男人走吗

No sir.

不想先生

You heard her.

你听到了

Thanks for stopping by.

谢谢你来

You really want to mess with me

你真的想和我作对

Sure.

当然

Why not

有何不可

What's going on out there

外面出什么事了

You might want to call the police. Why

-你最好报警 -为什么

There's a bum sleeping on our front porch.

有个流浪汉在我们家门廊上睡着了

What's this

这是什么

Connie Tucker is proud to announce

康妮·塔克骄傲地宣布

that she is sweet on Dr. John Strugis

她爱上了约翰·斯特吉斯博士

and they are officially a romantic couple.

他们正式在谈恋爱

Oh boy.

天啊

I'm back in business.

我重返情场了

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