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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Well I am happy to report that my potato salad

我很高兴来跟各位报告我的土豆沙拉

The little light of mine - 福音歌曲

is once again the hit of the potluck.

又再度成为换菜大餐的热门榜首

That's great honey. I feel bad for Pam Staples.

-很棒啊老婆 -感觉对不起潘姆·斯特普尔斯

No one's touching her potato salad.

都没人要吃她的土豆沙拉

If you feel bad then why are you smiling

如果你觉得对不起人家那你为什么在笑

'Cause sometimes your mommy's a big ol' hypocrite.

因为有时候你妈就是个伪君子

Howdy Coopers How we doing today

库珀一家好啊你们今天好吗

Pastor Jeff. Thank you Pastor Jeff.

-杰夫牧师 -谢谢问候杰夫牧师

Y'all remember my wife Selena.

你们还记得我太太萨琳娜吗

Hi Selena. Oh yeah.

-你好啊萨琳娜 -记得

Que tal

你们好[西语]

You're married to her

你娶了她吗

Why yes I am.

怎么啦是啊

You can think it you don't need to say it.

有些事你可以想但你不能说出来

How are you liking Medford Selena

你还喜欢梅德福吗萨琳娜

Como te gusta Medford

你喜欢梅德福吗[西语]

我这辈子还没这么无聊过[西语]

She likes it fine.

她喜欢

我要去厕所抽烟了

She needs to use the little girls' room.

她需要去洗手间一下

Mary could I talk to you for a second

玛丽我能跟你谈两句吗

Sure.

没问题

Don't worry. I'll bring her right back.

别担心我会很快带她回来

Wouldn't worry but okay.

不担心不过行吧

Okay.

好的

His Spanish is terrible.

他的西语好差啊

That's not what she said at all.

她说的完全不是那么回事

I don't know if you've heard

不知道你有没有听说

but our church secretary

但我们教堂秘书

Elizabeth Sohinki is currently seeking treatment

伊丽莎白·索恒奇最近要去接受治疗

for a little problem with shall we say

处理一下有关... 应该说是

under the counter medications.

不合法药品的成瘾症

Oh. So that rumor's true.

所以那个谣言是真的

Well she did always seem extremely alert.

她的确是整天看起来都神经兮兮

Alert shaky sweaty. Anyway

神经兮兮摇摇晃晃大汗淋漓反正呢

we need someone to step in and fill the position.

我们需要有人挺身而出接过她的职位

I was wondering if you might consider it.

不知道你有没有兴趣考虑一下

It's not just bookkeeping.

不只是记账

I'd be in charge of handling the maintenance issues you know

还得负责所有的修缮工作你懂的

plumbing electric what have you.

水管电路诸如此类

And I'd also head the planning committee

而且我还成为了计划委员会的领导

for all the social events

所有的社交活动

which of course includes the big three

当然也包含了三大活动

baptisms weddings funerals.

洗礼婚礼与丧礼

And here is the cherry on top.

锦上添花的部分来了

The sign in front of the church with all the clever sayings...

教堂前面那个写着妙语的告示牌

"Be an organ donor give your heart to Jesus"

"做个器官捐赠者把心捐给耶稣"

Exactly.

没错

Guess whose job it would be to write those.

你猜以后会是谁的职责

Yours.

你的

Already working on a couple.

我已经开始想了几个了

Listen to this.

听听这个

"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."

"B1 基督徒最佳维他命"

What

啥玩意

You know be one.

B1音似"当个"

Like be a Christian.

当个基督徒就是最佳维他命

And also B1 the vitamin.

B1本身也是一种维他命

Well now that you explained it it's funny.

听了你解释之后就好笑了

Yeah. Might be a thinker.

是啦这个需要稍微想一下

But there's a lot more where that came from.

但我还有源源不绝的各种妙语呢

What about the twins

那双胞胎谁照顾

Well I'll still get 'em off to school every day.

我还是会每天载他们去上学

And when they get home

等他们回家了

Mom can keep an eye on 'em till I get back.

我妈可以帮我照顾他们到我回家

Think she'll go for it

你觉得她会同意吗

Are you kidding She loves 'em like crazy.

这还用说我妈爱死他们了

Fat chance.

想得美啊

Oh come on.

你干嘛呀

You come on. I'm in the prime of my life.

你才干嘛呀老娘正在人生巅峰

I got my water aerobics and my salsa dancing

我得去做水上有氧跟跳萨尔萨舞

and my bowling league.

还有保龄球队联赛

But you love your grandchildren.

但你爱你的孙子孙女啊

I love ice cream too but I don't want to eat it

我也爱冰激凌但这不代表我就会

3 00 to 6 00 five days a week.

周一到周五每天下午3点吃到6点

Well I'm very disappointed.

我对你好失望

And I'm fine with that.

我完全无所谓

Why don't you just get a babysitter

你为什么不去请个保姆呢

Kinda defeats the purpose of making extra money.

这样我去赚外快不就白费了吗

Oh yeah right.

是啊

All right let's think about it.

好吧我想想

Georgie.

小乔治呢

Football practice.

他有橄榄球练习

And I don't trust him when I'm home. Oh.

而且连我在家的时候我都不放心他了

Okay now what are we talking about here

好吧不过我们在这穷担心什么呢

Sheldon is intelligent and responsible

谢尔顿又聪明又有责任感

and Missy... is his sister.

而米希... 是他姐姐

I think they'll be fine home alone

我觉得他们放学后

all by themselves for a couple hours after school.

独自在家几个小时应该没事

You think I do.

-你这么觉得吗 -真的

As a matter of fact I actually think it'll be great for them.

而且呢我觉得这对他们也有好处

These kids today are so coddled

这年头的孩子就是温室的花朵

I honestly think y'all are raising

我觉得你们这一辈人

a whole generation of sissies.

把下一代的人全养成小娘炮了

Is that the way you speak about your grandchildren

你这样说你的孙子们真的好吗

Yes.

好啊

Hi.

我回来了

How'd it go with your mom

跟你妈谈的如何

She's not interested in watching 'em.

她没兴趣照顾孩子们

Doesn't want to give up her afternoons.

不想放弃她每天下午的安排

Of course. Sorry.

不意外抱歉啊

You know what it's okay.

算啦没关系

The timing wasn't right.

时候不对

Maybe when the kids are older.

或许等孩子大了吧

Okay.

好

I guess I'll go get dinner started.

我去做晚饭吧

How about this

要不这样吧

Go ahead and take the job.

你就去接了这份工作

Yeah if it turns out

如果接了之后发现

Sheldon and Missy can't look out for themselves

谢尔顿与米希没办法放学后

for a couple hours after school

好好照顾自己几个小时

then... well we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

那... 我们到时候再解决那个问题

Are you sure about this

你确定吗

Yeah. Actually probably good for 'em.

是啊其实这样对他们也有好处

Teach 'em a little responsibility.

教导他们要担起责任

That's exactly what my mom said.

我妈妈也是这么说的呢

Really

是吗

Well I still like the idea.

那我还是一样喜欢这个主意

Thank you God for this food we're about to receive

感谢主赐予我们桌上的食物

and for the nourishment of our bodies

为我们的身体提供营养

and bless the hands that prepared it.

也保佑准备这餐点的人

Amen.

阿门

So kids

字幕

we have a little family business to discuss.

我们家有件事情要讨论一下

You're pregnant No.

-你怀孕了吗 -没有

We're getting a puppy No.

-我们要养狗狗吗 -没有

I'm not sure I care.

那我很可能不会在乎

Starting next Monday

从下周一开始

I'm gonna take a full time job at the church.

我会在教堂做一份全职工作

Well who's going to take care of us

那谁来照顾我们呢

Well nothing will change in the morning I'll make breakfast

一切都不会有改变我还是会做早餐

take you both to school. Then after school

带你们俩去学校你们放学后呢

you'll come home do your homework

你们就回家开始写作业

watch TV play with your toys

看看电视玩玩具

till I come home around 6 00.

等我6点左右回家

Well why can't Meemaw take care of us

为什么姥姥不能来照顾我们呢

'Cause she's not the person you think she is. George...

-因为她不是你认为的那种人... -乔治

You're really gonna leave these two alone

你真的要独自留他们两个在家吗

Yes.

是啊

That's a brave choice.

很大胆的选择啊

Look this job is important to your mother.

听好了这工作对你妈来说很重要

We expect you both to step up and be responsible.

我们希望你们能挺身而出为他担起责任

I can do that.

我可以做到

Missy

米希

I'm thinking about it.

我考虑考虑

Very brave.

十分大胆

周一早上

Okay let's go over it one more time.

好的我们再来过一遍

House key's under the plastic owl by the front door.

家里的钥匙在前门的塑料猫头鹰下

There's after school snacks in the fridge.

下午的点心在冰箱里

One for each of you.

一人一份

Emergency numbers are right there by the phone.

紧急联络电话就写在电话旁

First aid kit is in the hall closet.

急救箱就在走廊橱柜里

And you won't be needing it

虽然你们不会用到

but under the kitchen sink is a fire extinguisher.

但厨房水槽下有灭火器

Ooh that looks fun.

感觉好有意思啊

For fires only and don't be starting one just to use it.

起火了才能用也不许为了玩而放火

It's like she can read my mind.

她仿佛会读心术

Don't worry Mom.

妈妈你别担心

We'll make you proud.

我们不会让你失望

I know you will baby.

我知道你不会的宝贝

All set for your first day

准备好第一天上班了吗

I believe I am.

应该好了

Go get 'em.

大展拳脚吧

Thanks for waking me up.

感谢你吵我起来啊

I woke you up 40 minutes ago.

我40分钟前就叫你起床了

Well you didn't do a very good job.

那你这工作做得不太好啊

Bye y'all.

大家再见啦

Okay yeah. Yeah.

好行行

Okay later.

好的再见

Sorry to bother you Peg is Pastor Jeff available

抱歉打扰了佩佩杰夫牧师有空吗

Jeff You available

杰夫你有空吗

On the phone.

在打电话

He's on the phone.

他在打电话

You know my mother's had some luck cutting back on the smoking

我母亲戒烟的时候

by chewing that nicotine gum.

嚼尼古丁口香糖还挺有效

Got some right here.

正嚼着呢

So you do.

你有啊

Come on in.

请进

Go on you heard him.

去吧你听到他说了吧

Thank you.

谢谢

Hey Mare.

你好啊玛丽

Uh you finding everything you need

需要的东西都有了吧

Oh you bet.

当然啦

So I've been going over the books

跟你说我看了看帐

and I think we have enough money in our budget

我觉得我们够钱来购买

to purchase a personal computer

一台个人电脑

to handle all the church business.

来处理所有教堂事务

Okay.

好吧

Well uh why don't you leave the paperwork here

不如你把文件都留在这里

and I'll I'll take a look at it.

我再抽空看看

Of course.

没问题

That's for your perusal.

请您审阅

Everything okay

没问题吧

What

什么

Yeah. Right as rain.

没问题一切妥妥儿的

All righty.

那就好

Hey if you have a minute

如果你有空

I would love to talk to you about the sign out front.

我想跟你谈一下教堂前的告示牌标语

Yeah sure.

没问题啊

So far so good.

一切顺利

Hello

有人在吗

Anybody

有人在家吗

They weren't kidding.

他们还真不是开玩笑

Maybe I'll just have one little peek.

我就去偷看一眼吧

How come you're not eating your snack

你怎么不吃你的点心

I prefer my snack to be a reward for homework well done.

我喜欢把点心当成我功课做得好的奖赏

You're like an old person.

你就像一位老人

Thank you.

谢谢

What's your homework

你的功课是什么

Non Euclidean geometry.

非欧几何

How about you

你的呢

"Symonyms."

"同一词"

You mean synonyms.

是同义词吧

I'm pretty sure she said "Symonyms."

我挺确定老师是说"同一词"

Did you see that

你看到了吗

Someone's out there.

有人在外面

Oh no. They're in the backyard.

惨了来到我们后院了

What do we do

我们该怎么办

Would one of you please get me a towel

你们谁去给我拿个毛巾

Why were you sneaking around out there

你为什么要在外面鬼鬼祟祟

Yeah you scared us.

你吓到我们了

I was checking up on you two.

我是来看看你们俩好不好

And in case you're wondering you scared me back.

要是你们关心的话是的我也被吓到了

Well why didn't you knock

那你为什么不敲门

Because you two are supposed to be doing this on your own.

因为你们俩应该自己照顾好自己

And you don't think we can.

而你不觉得我们做得到

Of course I do.

我当然觉得可以啦

I'm the one who told your mother

就是我告诉你妈妈

that you were fine by yourselves in the first place.

你们两个可以照顾好自己的

Then why were you checking up on us

那你为什么还来检查

That's called being two faced.

这叫表里不一

We'll be okay on our own.

我们自己没事的

Yeah we need to prove we can do this.

我们也得证明我们可以

All right.

好吧

I respect that.

我尊重你们的心

And I'm happy to keep this little incident a secret.

我也很乐意为你们保守这小小意外的秘密

Really I'm telling everyone.

是吗我要告诉大家

It was hilarious.

太好笑了

I'm going bowling.

我要去打保龄球了

When we first started dating everything was wonderful.

我们一开始交往时一切都很美妙

That's when it is wonderful.

刚交往的确都会很美妙啊

All the problems started once we got married.

我们一结婚问题就统统跑出来了

Well marriage will do that to a relationship.

婚姻的确是会对感情造成问题

I I got Selena a credit card

我给萨琳娜一张信用卡

to make small purchases for the house.

让她添购家用物品时用

You know... ...coffee maker DustBuster.

比如说咖啡机吸尘器

You know what she did

你知道她干嘛了吗

She went to that Sharper Image store

她跑去电器用品店

and she bought a massage chair.

买了一张按摩椅

Oh I sat in one of those at the mall.

我在商场也坐过一次

It was terrific.

超舒服啊

It's $2 000.

要两千刀呢

Oh. Well seeing as I know how much you make

在看过你的帐之后

you can't afford that.

我知道你买不起这个

I... uh uh.

我...

Of all the afflictions

在所有小孩能

that can befall a child one reigns supreme.

碰到的危险磨难中有一个危险之王

Beyond scraped knees and paper cuts

超越擦破膝盖与被纸割伤

nothing strikes fear into the hearts of kids around the world

没有什么在全球孩子的心里造成的恐惧

like a splinter.

能超越倒刺

不要啊

I've got a splinter

我被倒刺刺到了

所以呢

So it's an emergency

所以这是紧急事态啊

Call Meemaw

快打给姥姥

Oh calm down.

冷静好吗

We can take care of this. No we can't

-我们自己能搞定 -我们不能

Sheldon if we can't handle a little splinter

谢尔顿如果连个小倒刺都搞不定

they're never gonna leave us alone again.

他们永远也不会再让我们自己在家了

You're right.

你说得对

So what do we do

那我们该怎么做

Let me see it.

让我看看

Oh boy. That's a deep one.

哎哟还挺深的

Hey it's throbbing really bad.

痛得好厉害啊

Mom would take it out with tweezers.

妈通常都是用镊子夹出来

Well where would we find tweezers

那我们上哪找镊子

Let's see what we got.

看看这里有什么工具

Band Aids...

邦迪

cotton balls.

棉球

What's "Gowz"

什么是"纱扑"

It's gauze and the fact that you don't know that

是纱布而你连这是什么都不知道

is not filling me with hope.

真是把希望之火又灭了不少

Where would Mom keep the tweezers

妈妈会把镊子收在哪里呢

Sometimes she uses a needle on splinters. No.

-她有时候也会用针挑出倒刺啊 -不行

No needles. Anything but needles.

不许用针除了针什么都可以

Wait she has tweezers in her makeup bag.

等等她的化妆包里有镊子

She plucks her eyebrows with them.

她用镊子来拔眉毛

And sometimes her mustache.

有时候还拔她的小胡子

Anything

找到了吗

Nope.

没有

Wait.

等等

Maybe they're in her room.

或许是收在他们房里

We're not allowed to go in Mom and Dad's room.

我们不允许进爸妈的房里

Want me to get the needle

你要我用针帮你挑吗

Let's make this quick.

我们速战速决吧

Why are you whispering

你为什么要小声说话

That's how people speak when they're being naughty.

大家在不乖的时候就是这么说话的

I wouldn't know.

这我就不会知道了

I'm naughty all the time.

因为我没有一刻是乖的

You're really not coming in

你真的不进来吗

No. But you're doing great.

不进但你做得不错

What's wrong

怎么了

This really is naughty.

这样真的好不乖啊

I told you.

我跟你说了

I don't see anything.

没有看到呢

There's just a Bible and a flashlight.

就看到一本圣经跟手电筒

What do I do

我该怎么办

Answer it but sound calm.

接起来但语气保持冷静

Hello.

你好

Hey it's Dad.

你好啊是爸爸

How you guys doing

你们俩还好吗

We're great.

我们很好

Glad to hear it.

那就太好了

I'm watching TV

我在看电视

and Sheldon's reading quietly.

谢尔顿在安静地阅读

I knew you could handle this.

我就知道你们俩没问题

I'm proud of you. You know what

-爸爸为你们感到骄傲 -其实呢

I'm proud of us too.

我们也为自己感到骄傲

Okay baby doll

好啦宝贝闺女

I'll be home in a couple hours.

我几个小时后就回家了

Stay out all night. We got this.

今晚不回家也没事我们可以的

Wha... Love you too.

什... 我也爱你们

That was intense.

真是太紧张了

I don't think I'm cut out for this latchkey life.

我觉得我不适合这种留守儿童的生活

You answer it this time.

这次换你去接

I can't I'm supposed to be reading quietly.

不可以我现在应该在安静读书才对啊

Answer it Sheldon.

去接谢尔顿

Well I'm not going in there.

我要接也不进去接

Hello. Cooper residence.

您好这里是库珀家

Sheldon speaking.

我是谢尔顿

Hey Shelly.

谢利

Oh hello Mom.

是你啊妈妈

How's your day going

你今天过得好吗

Shelly

谢利

Shelly Shelly You there

谢利谢利你在吗

Yes I'm here.

我在啊

She wants to know how my day's going.

她想知道我今天好吗

Say it's going good.

你就会今天好啊

I can't say that.

我不能这么说

Why not

为什么

It's bad grammar.

因为这样文法不对

How are you supposed to say it

那你应该怎么说才对

"It's going well."

"我今天很好"

Oh that's nice.

你好就好

I've got to get back to work

我得继续工作了

but I love you and miss you very much.

但妈咪很爱你跟米希哦

Okay.

好

I handled that really well.

我处理得十分妥当

Got a minute

有空吗

Sure come on in.

有啊请进

I just wanted to apologize.

我想跟你道歉

I It was wrong of me to unload my personal business on you.

让你听我倾诉这些个人烦恼是不对的

Here it is your first day and all.

而且你还是第一天来上班呢

Oh that's fine.

没事啦

Always happy to lend an ear.

我十分乐意听人倾诉

Great 'cause I didn't tell you everything.

那就好因为我还没说完全部呢

Really 'Cause you told me a lot.

真的吗你已经说了非常多了呢

This morning while Selena was in the shower

今天早上我趁萨琳娜去洗澡的时候

I went through her purse and I took the credit card.

我翻了她的皮包把信用卡拿回来了

Oh my.

天啊

Now do you think that's stealing or is it doing the right thing

你觉得这算偷吗还是我做的是正确的选择

You know saving us from bankruptcy and whatnot

让我们免于破产之类的问题

Wow. Um yeah that's complicated.

这事还挺复杂的

Um... going through her purse probably wrong

翻她钱包这件事应该是不对的

but on the other hand...

不过换个角度来看...

...well there is no other hand.

没别的角度了

You can't be doing things like that

你不能做这种事情

and have a healthy marriage.

然后还想有正常的婚姻关系啊

Why don't you just talk to her

你为什么不跟她谈谈呢

Explain your financial situation

跟她说说你的经济情况

That...

这个嘛...

Oh we're closing the door now okay.

现在还要关上门谈了吗

That's not so easy.

跟她谈有些困难

Because of the language barrier

因为语言障碍吗

That and I implied when we were dating

除此之外在我们刚交往那会儿

that I was... well to do.

我暗示过我... 颇有资产

Oh Pastor Jeff why would you do that

杰夫牧师你怎么能做这种事呢

You saw her.

你也见过她了

Uh she is the kind of woman

她就是那一种

that can make a man do bad things.

会让人忍不住想做坏事的女人啊

Well I... I don't know what to say to that.

这话... 我就不知道作何评价了

Maybe you ought to pray on it.

或许你该祈祷吧

You're right.

你说得对

You're absolutely right.

你说的完全正确

I'll do that now.

我现在就去

I'll do the same.

我也会祈祷

Thank you.

谢谢

God please give me the strength

主啊请求您赐我力量

to not spread this juicy gossip about Pastor Jeff.

让我能不说出杰夫牧师的超级大八卦

Amen.

阿门

What are you doing

你在干嘛

《我机器人》

I'm reading quietly so I don't have to lie about it later.

我在安静地阅读免得之后我得说谎

Found 'em.

找到啦

The tweezers

镊子吗

Mom's needles and her magnifying glass.

妈妈的针跟放大镜

Absolutely not.

绝对不行

Let me at least try.

你好歹让我试试看嘛

No.

不行

You're being a baby.

别像个没胆的婴儿好吗

Nothing you can say will change my mind.

你说什么我都不会改变主意

What if it gets infected and turns green

如果伤口感染并开始发绿

and they have to cut it off

最后只能截肢呢

I think it's numb.

我觉得应该麻痹了

Great put your hand out.

很好把手放上来

Wait how do you plan on sterilizing the needle

等等你打算怎么给针消毒

Mom uses a lit match.

妈妈都用火柴烧一烧

We're not allowed to play with matches.

小孩子不许玩火柴

What else would work

那还有什么有用

Alcohol.

酒精

Stick your finger in there.

把你的手指放进去

I'll do the needle.

我负责给针消毒

Okay. I hope I don't get drunk.

好吧希望我不会醉

How long till you're sterile

要泡多久才完成消毒啊

I don't know

不知道

but I'm getting lightheaded.

但我开始有点晕乎了

No matter what happens hold still.

无论发生什么事别乱动

I can't do it.

我不行

Yes you can. No I can't.

-你可以的 -不我不行

Just let me get it.

就让我挑出来吧

What if you slip and stab me in the eye

万一你手滑一针戳进我眼睛怎么办

I'm not gonna slip.

我才不会手滑

Who always wins when we play...

你想想每次都是谁赢了...

Be right back.

马上回来

In 1989 the Milton Bradley Company

在1989年布雷德利公司

had dozens of board games on the market

在市场上发行了许多桌游

but only one where you were the doctor.

但只有一款你能扮演医生

手术

Operation came complete

《手术》游戏内包含了

with a red light up nose

一个能发光的警告红鼻子

13 plastic body parts for players to remove

13块塑料人体部位让玩家移出

and most importantly one pair of genuine tweezers.

以及最重要的一支真实的镊子

My sister performed a medical procedure using

我姐姐用小孩的桌游工具

a children's board game

完成了一场真实手术

while I bravely sat very still.

而我勇敢地坐着保持不动

I guess you could say there were two heroes that day.

或许你可以说那天我们家出了两位勇者

Hello In here.

-我回来啦 -我们在客厅

Why does the kitchen smell like whiskey

为什么厨房一股威士忌味

Ask her.

问她

Oh dear Lord

我的老天爷啊

Wait till you hear what I did to Meemaw.

等你听完我对姥姥干嘛了你再惊讶

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