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Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Whatever it is I'm here for you

不管是什么事我都会支持你

I got a girl pregnant

我搞大了一个女孩的肚子

Oh no

惨了

I messed up

我犯了错

Oh no

惨了

What do I do

我该怎么办

Oh no

惨了

Please say anything else

拜托你说句别的吧

I'm trying

你以为我不想啊

Okay

好吧

Are you sure she's pregnant

你确定她真怀上了吗

Yes she took a test

确定她测过了

Sometimes those things are wrong

那玩意有时候会不准

She took more than one

她测了不止一次

Well

那

Are you sure it's yours

你确定是你的种吗

Some gals like to get around

有些女生不是太安分

Dad she's pregnant it's mine and she's having it

爸她确定怀的是我的种而且她要生下来

Y'all are too young to have a baby

你们还太小怎么养孩子

I am She's actually 29

我还太小她29岁了

Oh no

惨了

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

年

少

谢尔顿

You realize you have to tell your mother

你知道你得告诉你妈妈吧

Well I just told you

我才刚跟你说完

Maybe we let it sit awhile

我们就不能等事情发酵一阵吗

I can't know this and keep it to myself

我哪里有办法自己守住这个秘密啊

Dale did Like a champ

戴尔就能啊像个真爷们

Georgie you have to tell her

小乔治你得去告诉她

Fine

行吧

Will you at least be there

那你能陪我一起去吗

Yeah

当然

And tell her

然后帮我告诉她

What's going on Everything okay

怎么了发生什么事了吗

You might want to sit

我劝你最好坐着听

Now you're scaring me

你这样我更慌了

No one died

放心没人去世

Kind of the opposite actually

其实甚至是相反呢

Tell me

说吧

I I'm gonna

我

I'm gonna have a baby

我要当爸爸了

Are you kidding me It's true

-你不是吧 -是真的

Okay now I do need to sit

好吧现在我真的要坐下了

Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips

你可以警告我的双唇与手指

Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus

Missy They won't be reaching out

-米希 - 以后不要再

For you no more

骚扰你了

But don't tell my heart

但不要告诉我的真心

My achy breaky heart

我破碎疼痛的心

I just don't think he'd understand

我想它一定不会理解你的话

What are you doing

你干嘛

It felt weird coming in without being invited

你没先同意我就进来会有点奇怪

That's because everything you do is weird

那是因为你个怪咖做什么都奇怪

Where's Mom and Dad

妈妈跟爸爸呢

I don't know

不知道啊

I just got home and no one's here

我刚到家发现他们都不在

You sure

你确定吗

It's a tiny house and Dad's a big guy

我们小庙般的家很难看不到大佛般的爹

Thanks for the heads up

谢谢你的通知

Where are you going

你要去哪里

To watch R rated movies until they get back doy

趁他们不在偷看限制级电影啊白痴

What do we even know about this girl

我们了解这个女孩吗

Well that's the thing

这个嘛

Buckle up

做好心理准备吧

She's 29

她29了

Years old Oh my

29岁吗我的天啊

Guess we're standing again

看来又要全体起立了

What kind of 29 year old dates someone your age

什么29岁的女人会跟你这年纪的屁孩约会

Obviously the kind that was lied to

当然是被我骗了年纪的那种啊

What are we gonna do

我们该怎么办啊

That's what we're figuring out

我们也在想对策

You're gonna have to marry her

你得娶了人家

I think so too

我也是这么想的

Hell no

当然不行

What do you mean "No"

什么叫"当然不行"

He got her pregnant

他把人家肚子搞大了

Mary she's 29

玛丽她都29岁了

Well what choice does he have

不然他还有什么选择

She's not gonna marry him

人家才不会要嫁给他呢

What's wrong with me

我哪里不好了

You're an idiot

你是个傻逼

You're irresponsible You live in a garage

你做事没担当你住在车库里

and use a sink as a toilet

而且还把洗手台当小便斗

Care to jump in

你不说两句吗

Hello

有人在吗

Yeah baby

怎么啦宝贝

I was just wondering where everyone was

我只是看看大家都上哪去了

Uh we're just in here talking

我们在这里谈点事情

We'll be out in a little bit

很快就出来

Everything okay I'm fine

-一切都还好吗 -我没事

But Missy's watching a movie called Porky's

但米希在看一部叫《留校察看》的电影

I don't know what that is

这是什么电影啊

That one's rough Not good

-这部可不太妙 -少儿不宜

I'll be right back in baby

宝贝我们马上就过来

You're gonna have to introduce us to this girl

你得带我们跟这女孩认识认识

Why

为什么

'Cause she's having our grandbaby

因为她怀了我们的孙子

you dumb son of a bitch

你个大傻逼

George But what he said

乔治不过就是他这意思

I'll ask her but she's not very happy with me right now

我可以问她不过她现在对我可不太爽

Yeah I like her already

很好我已经喜欢她了

Relax you earned this one

别紧张这事值得一抽

Thank you

谢谢

You coming back to bed

你还回房吗

In a minute

马上

Kind of deja vu huh

有点往事重现感啊

Kind of

是有点

I wanna be furious at him but how can I

我好想狠狠骂他可是我哪有资格

The trick is to forget we did the same thing then it's easy

秘诀就是先忘掉我们做过什么就很好开骂了

At the time it seemed like our lives were over but

想当年仿佛天都要塌了但

then Georgie was born

后来小乔治诞生了

With that crazy head of hair

而且一出生就有一头乱发

And just like that it was

接下来顺其自然地

the best thing that could have happened to us

那就变成发生在我们身上最好的事了

What kind of cigarette are you smoking there

你抽的是加了什么东西的烟吗

Oh so what do we do now

所以我们该怎么办啊

We don't have a lot of choices

我们也没太多选择啊

We're gonna be grandparents and uh

我们要成为祖父母了而且

What's the girl's name again

那女孩的名字叫什么来着

Mandy

曼蒂

And Mandy is gonna be part of our lives

而曼蒂将会以某种

in some shape or form until we're you know dead

还不确定的面貌加入我们的人生直到去世

What do you mean "shape or form"

什么叫"不确定的面貌"

Georgie's gotta marry her

小乔治一定得娶了人家

No Mary he doesn't

不玛丽并不一定啊

How am I supposed to set foot in my church

他不娶人家孩子变成私生子

if our son has a child out of wedlock

我以后在教堂该怎么面对别人的眼光

It's nobody's business

这关别人什么事啊

It's a small town George

乔治我们这里又不大

everything is everybody's business

八卦很快就传遍全镇

You ever stop to think maybe she doesn't

你就没有想过或许人家

want to marry a 17 year old

并不想嫁给一个17岁的屁孩吗

He'll be 18 in March

他3月就满18岁了

All right you're just being ridiculous

算了跟你说不通理

I'm being a Christian

我信基督教的道理

When you were born you were a gift from God

你的出生是神赐的礼物

but that does not change the fact that I am very mad at you

但这也无法改变我超级不爽你

All right

好吧

You look like crap Thanks

-你看起来好糟啊 -多谢关心啊

You go out drinking last night Of course not

-你昨晚出去喝酒作乐了吗 -当然没有

'Cause when I look that bad I been out drinkin'

因为我这么糟时就是前一天出去喝酒了

I just didn't get much sleep

我只是没怎么睡而已

Oh Something bothering you

是有什么烦心事吗

Well

这个嘛

there are some things going on that are

最近发生了一些

of concern Morning

-令人烦忧的事 -早安

Morning Good morning

-早安 -早安

Everything okay

没发生什么事吧

Yeah You bet

-没有 -当然没有

Don't seem like it

感觉就不对头

Well it is Go get ready for school

就是没事你快准备上学吧

Carry on

继续说

Before I say anything I owe you an apology

在我说之前我想先跟你道歉

Love 'em hit me

爱听你快说吧

I was just thinking about the hell I put you through when

我想到我当年让你受到的煎熬

Mom have you seen my Thursday socks

妈你看到我周四专用袜了吗

I looked in my drawer and I could only find Wednesday and Friday

我的衣柜里只找到了周三与周五专用袜

Thursday's are in the dryer

周四袜在烘衣机里

Oh Here's the little rascals

找到这一双野孩子了

You were saying

你刚才要说

I was just thinking about

我是想到了

when I was pregnant with Georgie and

我当年怀上小乔治时

how hard that must've been for you

你心里想必也是十分难熬吧

I'm sorry

对不起

Georgie got that girl pregnant

小乔治把那女生肚子弄大啦

Keep your voice down And yes

你小声点是的

Something weird's going on

好像发生了什么事情

If you mean my missing socks

如果你是想说消失的袜子

they were in the dryer clinging to Dad's boxer shorts

它们在烘衣机里爸爸的四角裤旁

I mean with Mom When I was in the kitchen

我是在说妈妈我刚才进厨房时

she and Meemaw got real quiet

她跟姥姥突然就安静了

I was just in there and they seemed perfectly normal

我刚才去过厨房看起来一切正常

And what about last night

那昨晚呢

What about it

昨晚怎么了

They were talking in the garage with the door shut

他们跑去车库里关着门谈事情

What's odd about that

这有什么奇怪的

Nobody in this house talks

我们家的人才不"谈话"

Hmm What do you think is going on

那你觉得是发生了什么事呢

I don't know but I'm telling you it's bad

不知道但我告诉你肯定是坏事

Not necessarily

也不一定吧

Maybe they're planning a surprise party for us

他们说不定是想给我们办惊喜派对

Our birthday isn't for months

我们的生日还很久呢

True Maybe they needed some lead time

的确但可能只是提早计划啊

You can't expect Stephen Hawking to roll in at a moment's notice

毕竟霍金教授也不可能随邀请随到

Come on I'm taking you both to school Let's move it

走啦我带你们去学校出发

He looks terrible

他看起来好糟

He has had heart problems

他有心脏问题

plus he's been having a rough time at work

而且最近工作又十分不顺利

Not to mention he's pretty chunky

更别说他不控制体重

Oh dear I wonder if RadioShack makes a defibrillator

天啊不知道睿侠有没有卖心脏除颤仪

That girl is like ten years older than him

那女孩比他大了起码10岁呢

Because he lied to her

因为他骗人家啊

I told him from the start that he needed to come clean

打从一开始我就告诉他

and be honest

必须跟人说实话

Morning

早安

I know everything

我知道了

Dang it

靠

Why'd you have to tell her

你告诉她干嘛啊

She is my mother and

她是我妈妈而且

Taking the kids to school

我带孩子们去学校

Bye Have a good day

-再见 -祝你们今天顺利

I see it now

我看出来了

Okay in my defense

我想为自己辩护一下

You have no defense You're an idiot

辩护你个大头鬼你就是个白痴

That was a big part of my defense

我大部分的辩护就是在说这点

When do we get to sit down with her and talk this through

我们什么时候能坐下来好好跟人家谈谈

Ah yeah here's the thing about that

事情是这样的

she ain't real eager to meet y'all

她没有什么兴趣想见你们

Why not

为什么啊

Did you want to meet George's parents when he knocked you up

你当年被乔治搞大肚子时你想见他父母吗

I was not "Knocked up " I was with child

我不是被"搞大肚子" 我是怀上孩子

And he's right there

而且那"孩子"就在这里呢

What Nothing

-干嘛 -没事

I love you

我爱你

Okay

好吧

In case it's not apparent she was speaking for both of us

以防你没听出来她刚才是代表我俩发言

Okay

好的

Ah damn it I'm not here to fight with you

-靠 -我不是来跟你吵架的

or pass judgment on you I just want to talk about

也不是来批判你我就是想来谈谈

where we're going with all this

这件事接下来想怎么处理

There's nothing to talk about

没什么好谈的吧

All this is my business That's true

-这"事"是我的事 -的确

I just thought it might be nice

我就是觉得

if you got to meet Georgie's family

带你见见小乔治他们家会挺好的

I haven't even told my own parents yet

我都还没告诉我家人呢

Just so you know I went through this very thing

我就想告诉你我经历过这一切

with my own daughter Georgie's mom

我女儿小乔治她妈妈当年也这样

So we get it

我们懂

Really

真的吗

We just want to be helpful

我们就是想帮忙

Well I'm not very happy with Georgie right now

但我现在很不爽小乔治

Nobody is We get it

没人看他顺眼我们真的懂

Thanks Brenda I really appreciate it

谢了布兰达感激不尽

Oh nothing major just um some family stuff that we need to talk about

没什么大事我们就是要商量点家事

and it'd be better if the kids weren't here

孩子们不在场比较好

Great I'll send 'em over at 6 00

太好了我6点送他们过去行吗

Okay

好的

Where are we going

我们要被流放到哪

Don't be sneaking up on me

别偷偷在人家后面出现啊

I wasn't sneaking Where are we going

我没偷偷我们要去哪

Brenda invited you and your brother over

布兰达邀请你和你哥今晚

to dinner with Billy tonight

去和比利一起吃晚饭

Why Because they're nice people

-为什么 -因为他们热情好客啊

Wow Take a pill

你好暴躁吃点药吧

I don't see why I got to wear a tie

我不明白我为什么还得打领带

Because we want to make a good impression

因为我们想给对方留个好印象

She already met this bozo aren't we past that

她都见过这个大呆瓜了形象早就无可挽回

你们能不能记住不是我一个人搞出来的

It takes two to tango

探戈需要两人一起

Do you even know what a tango is

你知道探戈是什么吗

It's sex ain't it

就是上床啊不是吗

Pastor Jeff is right next door

杰夫牧师就在隔壁

Maybe I should invite him to join us

也许我该邀他加入我们

Why

为什么

So we can bring God into the conversation

这样就能让上帝介入这件事情

God let her get pregnant I think He's done enough

上帝没阻止她怀上我想祂老人家做得够多了

Okay that's her

是她到了

Um everybody let's make her feel welcome

家人们我们要让她感到自在舒适

Welcome Hello

-欢迎 -你好

唷

So Mandy what do you do

曼蒂你是做什么工作的

Right now I'm just waiting tables

目前只是在当餐厅服务员

Well people need to eat

人总要吃饭嘛

You know what I enjoy That T G I F Friday

知道我喜欢什么吗周五小周末特餐

They got a whole menu page just appetizers

他们有一整页菜单都是开胃菜

I hope brisket's okay

希望牛腩合你胃口

Georgie wasn't too sure what kind of food you liked

小乔治不太确定你喜欢吃什么菜

We didn't do a lot of eating when we were together

我们在一起时都没空吃饭

So Mandy your people from around here

曼蒂你家人是本地人吗

Uh Oklahoma originally

老家在俄克拉荷马州

Well we won't hold it against you

我们不会因此看不起你的啦

I guess we don't even know your last name

我们好像还不知道你姓什么

McAllister Scottish right

-麦卡利斯特 -苏格兰裔对吧

Right

是的

'Cause if it was Irish it'd be O'McAllister

因为如果是爱尔兰裔就会姓奥麦卡利斯特

So you're Catholic

你是天主教徒吗

I'm not really anything

其实我不信任何教

But you'll be raising this child

但你抚养这孩子时

with some sort of religious upbringing

会遵循某种宗教理念吧

I haven't really thought about it

我还没想过这一点

Well that's one of the things we can help with

这是其中一件我们能帮上忙的事

starting with grace

就从饭前祷告开始

Mom We're starting with grace

-老妈 -我们先做饭前祷告

Heavenly Father

天父

Why not heavenly mother Don't just don't

-为什么不是天母 -这时候就别抬杠了

Heavenly Father

天父

bless this food and the hands that prepared it

感谢您赐予我们食物请保佑准备食物的人

And thank you for bringing Mandy into our family

感谢您将曼蒂带进我们家

and watch over this child as he or she grows

请保佑这孩子平安成长为敬畏上帝的

and becomes a God fearin' Baptist amen

浸信会教徒无论它是男孩或女孩阿门

Amen

阿门

Smooth

你的私心一点都不明显呢

You like meatloaf

你喜欢吃烘肉卷吗

Yeah is that what we're having

嗯我们今晚吃这个吗

No just making dinner conversation

不是只是找点晚餐话题聊聊

We're having spaghetti

今晚吃意粉

With hot dogs cut up in it

里面有放热狗丁吗

Ew no

没有

I'd like to go home please

我想回家了

We can't

我们不能回去

How come

为什么

Yeah how come

是啊为什么

We don't know

我们不知道

The leading theory is my father's dying

主流理论是我爸快死了

I don't think that's it

我想应该不是这个吧

Well something's wrong

总之肯定出事了

Maybe they're getting divorced like my mom and dad

也许他们要离婚像我爸妈一样

Billy We don't talk about that

比利我们不提这茬

Never mind

当我没说

So Mandy my mother mentioned that

曼蒂我妈提到过

your folks don't know about the baby

你家人并不知道宝宝的事

No not yet

对还不知道

Well I'm sure they'll be excited

你告诉他们

when you tell them you're bringing

你要给这个世界带来新生命

new life into the world

他们一定会激动万分

Is that how you felt when she got pregnant

她怀孕时你也这么想吗

About the baby

对于宝宝

Yeah The guy who did it

是的对于罪魁祸首那个男人

Mutual

彼此彼此

They kid around like that

他们喜欢这样开玩笑

Yeah all good fun

是啊家庭氛围可欢乐了

Well regardless of what goes on with your parents

不管你的家人作何反应

we want you to know that we are here for you

只要记住我们会陪在你和宝宝身边

and the baby who we will love and cherish

关爱和珍惜这个孩子

Thank you

谢谢你

Me too In fact if you want

我也是事实上如果你想

I can go with you to tell your parents

我可以陪你一起去告诉你爸妈

Yeah and then my father can shoot you

这样我爸就可以一枪打死你了

I'm not kidding

我没在开玩笑

Maybe it would be better if you went to your parents

你先带着好消息去告诉你父母

也许会更好呢

And what would that be Well

-什么好消息 -这个嘛

everybody loves a wedding

人人都爱婚礼

Would you stop with that

你能不能别再说这些了

It needs to be discussed No it doesn't

-总得拿出来讨论啊 -没这必要

I'm having a baby I don't need to marry another one

我马上要生宝宝了我不需要嫁给另一个巨婴

I know I'm young now but think about it

我知道我现在还小但你想想啊

when you're a dried up old lady I'll be your hot trophy husband

等你人老珠黄那天我就是你的性感小狼狗老公

Maybe her dad should put you down

也许她爸真该打死你这死渣男

I just think that

我就是觉得

God wants children raised within the bonds of holy matrimony

上帝会希望孩子在通过神圣婚姻结合的家庭里长大

Mary they already made one giant mistake

玛丽他们已经犯下一个人生大错了

they don't have to make another

没必要再犯第二个

So marrying me was a mistake

这么说和我结婚是人生大错

I'm not talking about us I'm talking about them

我不是说我们是在说他们

I think we all know who you're talking about

我们都心知肚明你说的是谁

You really want to do this now

你真想现在跟我吵架吗

You're honestly happy with how your life turned out

说实话你真对你现在的人生满意吗

You have no regrets

没有任何遗憾和后悔

That "giant mistake" gave us

那次"人生大错"给予了我们

our children who I love very much

这几个孩子我深爱他们

What about your husband Oh I love him just fine

-那你的老公呢 -我也爱他爱得想死

Oh nice put that on a Hallmark card

好句啊印到贺卡上吧

What do you want me to say

你想要我说什么

I want you to admit that this marriage

我希望你承认这桩婚姻

hasn't exactly been a bed of roses

并非那么地幸福美满

Wake up no marriage is a bed of roses

醒醒没有任何婚姻是幸福美满的

Well then I guess we nailed it I guess we did

-那我们做得太好了 -好到泪奔

And that kid is gonna be Baptist

还有那孩子日后必须信奉浸信会

So Mandy glad you came

曼蒂庆幸来赴了这场鸿门宴吧

Makes perfect sense they're getting divorced

他们要离婚完全说得通啊

If they do I'm staying with Mom

如果真要离婚我选择跟妈妈

That's fine I'll take Dad

行那我跟爸爸

And if he does die you'll get the house to yourself

如果他真患绝症死掉了你就能独占大屋

You can live with us

你可以来我们家住

Nobody's dying nobody's getting divorced

没人快死掉也没人要离婚

Except you and Dad

除了你和爸爸

Just eat your dinner

闭嘴吃你的晚餐

I wonder if our dad met another woman

不知道爸爸是不是也跟另一个女人搞外遇

Nobody met nobody You eat your dinner too

没人搞外遇你也给我安静吃晚餐

My dad's with another woman She's nice

我爸跟另一个女人在一起了她人很好

Dinner

吃晚餐

Which would be perfect with little chunks of hot dog in it

这晚餐要是加了热狗丁就完美了

Her name is Martha Jean

她叫玛莎·珍

Billy

比利

She works at a tanning salon

她在美黑沙龙工作

Thanks for coming

谢谢你过来吃饭

Yeah it was great

今晚真是好愉快

Okay so I'll talk to you

那我们再联系

I guess

好啊

What are you doing

你这是干什么

Giving you a kiss good night

给你个晚安亲亲啊

I think you've given me enough

你给我的够多了

Hey Mandy hold up

曼蒂等一下

Go away

你给我消失

Sorry about all the yelling

很抱歉出现那么多争吵

Are they always like that

他们总是这样吗

Not in front of company

在外人面前不会

So it's kind of like you're already family

所以你已经算是我们家人了

Lucky me

我可真幸运

Speaking of which when are you gonna tell your folks

说起这个你准备几时告诉你家人

I was thinking about waiting until my mom

我打算等我妈说我发福过度

tells me to lay off the pie

别再吃派时再坦白

Well just remember

反正你记住

if you ever need anything call me

有任何需要都可以找我

I've already been through this with my daughter

这种事我已经在我女儿身上经历过了

so I know how to do it wrong

所以我清楚哪些错误点得避开

Thanks

谢了

You get a hug and I get nothing

连你都有抱抱我却啥也得不到

I know it didn't go great the other night

我知道那晚进行得不太顺利

but I meant what I said I'll be there for you

但我说的都是真心话我会陪在你身边

Georgie not now I'm serious

-小乔治我现在没空 -我是认真的

I'll go to baby classes with you

我会跟你一起去上育儿课程

You need to learn that breathing stuff

你得学那种分娩呼吸法

Okay one chicken fried steak and a cheeseburger

一份炸鸡排一份芝士汉堡

Ain't you gonna refill their water

你不给他们添水吗

Go away

走开

Also you'll be throwing up in the morning

还有你早上会孕吐

I'm good with that

我也能帮忙

You may not know but your feet

你可能不知道

are gonna swell up and your boobs

你的脚会水肿奶子也会胀大

I'll rub whatever you need rubbed

你需要被按摩的部位我会好好地又按又摸

Good to know

真是谢谢你啊

Table three order up

三号桌取餐

Want me to get that

要不要我帮你拿

You know in your condition

毕竟你有孕在身

Georgie I got it

小乔治我自己能行

Sorry I'll quit bothering you

抱歉我不会再烦你了

Great Just one more thing

-好极了 -还有一件事

I love you

我爱你

What

什么

You ain't got to say it back

你不用也说你爱我

Yeah I'm not gonna

我没打算说

Don't forget their water

别忘了给他们添水

I have new information

我有新料

What is it

什么料

I heard them talking about a baby

我听见他们说到一个婴儿

Oh my

天啊

You know what that means

你知道那代表什么意思

Mom's pregnant

妈妈怀孕了

Exactly

没错

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