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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Ice cream.

冰淇淋

Ice cream Mom can I

冰淇淋车来了我可以买吗妈

Sure. ‭Ice cream

-当然 -冰淇淋

Don't you need money

你不需要来拿钱吗

I need money

我需要钱

Thank you. Don't run

-谢谢 -别跑着去

Okay

好

Shelly you want ice cream

谢利想吃冰淇淋吗

Ice cream

冰淇淋

All right.

行吧

Here you go.

给你

And no runnin'.

不许跑着去

In these loafers Not a chance.

我穿着乐福鞋呢不可能

I was jokin'.

我开玩笑啦

Okay.

好吧

It was turning out to be the perfect Saturday.

一切都朝向一个完美的周六前进

The ice cream man had extra napkins.

卖冰淇淋的人多给了卫生纸

I had tons of homework.

老师留了大量作业

And I was about to enjoy an orange sherbet Push Up

而我马上要享用柳橙推推冰棒

which was the only kind of Push Up I could actually finish.

那也是唯一一种我能搞定的推推冰[俯卧撑]

Then it all came crashing down.

然后噩梦降临

房屋待售

梅德福房屋中介

There's no telling who could buy that house

谁会买那房子完全说不准

What if they have dogs

万一他们养狗呢

What if they have birds

万一他们养鸟呢

What if they have both and the birds learned to bark like dogs

万一他们都养了而且鸟学会了模仿狗叫呢

Sheldon you're gettin' yourself all worked up.

谢尔顿你有一点太杞人忧天了

For good reason that house is six feet away from my bedroom window...

很合理啊那房子跟我房间窗户就隔了2米远

who knows what kind of smells could jump the gap

谁知道他家什么气味能穿越这距离

Uh cigarette smoke a scented candle a durian

香烟味熏香蜡烛味榴莲味

What's a durian

什么是榴莲啊

A vile smelling fruit of the genus Durio.

一种味道恶心的榴莲属水果

When did you smell that

你什么时候闻到过的

I haven't and I'd like to keep it that way.

我还没闻过但我想保持这样

It might be nice.

说不定会是好事啊

It might be a family with kids your age.

或许新来的家庭会有你这年纪的孩子

I already live with a kid my age not a fan

我已经跟我同年纪的孩子一起住了并不感冒

What's up

什么事

Can I talk to you about serious woman stuff

我能跟你聊一件认真的女生事情吗

Of course.

当然

Is this a... iced tea conversation

这是冰茶级的聊天

or a hot tea conversation

还是热茶级的聊天

Definitely hot.

绝对是热茶级别

So what's goin' on

所以是发生什么事了

I think I have a boyfriend.

我好像交了男朋友

But you cannot tell Mom.

但你不能跟妈说

Oh of course I love not telling your mother stuff.

当然啦我最喜欢瞒着你妈事情了

So what what what's his name

所以他... 叫什么名字呢

Marcus Adam Larson he's 11 and a half

马库斯·亚当·拉森他11岁半了

he has blond hair his favorite color's green

他有一头金发他最喜欢的颜色是绿色

and he's learning how to skateboard

他正在学怎么滑滑板

but he's not very good yet.

但他技术还不太好

Okay well I have to ask now...

我得问件事就是...

at your age having a boyfriend what does that mean

在你这年纪交男朋友是会...

Do you uh... go out on dates

你们... 会出去约会吗

No.

不会

Um... well d do you hold hands

那你们会牵手吗

I wish but no.

我也想啊但不会

So how do you know he's your boyfriend

那你怎么知道他是你男朋友

Because this happened.

因为有这个

愿意✔ 不愿意

你愿意当我女朋友吗

I didn't realize you had documentation.

我没想到你有文件证明

I know.

就是说啊

Something suspicious is happening next door.

隔壁正在发生可疑事件

Like what

比如说

Groups of strangers keep coming and going.

一群一群的陌生人来来去去

They must be using the house to sell drugs.

他们肯定是在那房子里买卖毒品

No one's selling drugs they're just havin' an open house.

没人在贩毒他们是在办房屋开放日

What's that

那是什么

They open up the house

他们开放自己的房子

so people interested in buyin' it can take a look.

让有兴趣的买家可以来看房

That explains why 911 hung up on me.

难怪警察叔叔挂我电话了

I had no choice but to determine

我不得不主动出击去看看

if any of these prospective home buyers

来看房的人里面

would be suitable neighbors.

有没有适合的邻居

This shifty fellow

这贼头贼脑的仁兄吗

He looks like trouble.

感觉就不是善茬

That woman and whatever dark secret is hiding in her bag

这个包里不知道藏了什么暗黑秘密的女人吗

Probably a machete.

估计是把大砍刀

Oh this lady seems promising.

这位女士感觉不错

Not on my watch.

想都别想

Please look around.

欢迎随便看看

If you have any questions I'll be right here.

如果有任何问题欢迎来找我

Excuse me is there someone in charge here

打扰一下这里是谁管事的呢

That would be me.

正是在下

Mr. Lundy

伦迪老师

What are you doing here

你在这里做什么

I'm the realtor.

我是房屋中介啊

基恩·伦迪

But you're a teacher and an actor.

但你是个老师加演员啊

And while those both pay so well

毕竟这两个工作薪水那么"棒"

I like to do this on the weekends for fun.

我周末就喜欢做这个工作娱乐

Why are you here

你怎么在这里

I live next door and I'm concerned about

我就住隔壁我很担心

who the new neighbor might be.

我未来的新邻居会是怎么样的人呢

Don't you worry I will personally make sure that

别担心我个人会帮你确保

your new neighbor is whoever forks over the most money.

你的邻居是愿意交出最多钱的买家

Thank you.

谢谢

Wait.

等等

So if you want to be his girlfriend

所以如果你愿意当他女朋友

and he wants to be your boyfriend

他也想当你男朋友

what's the problem

那问题在哪

He also plays baseball and this weekend...

他也打棒球而这周末...

I have to pitch against him.

我得跟他投打对决

Yeah so

所以呢

So if I strike him out he might get mad and break up with me.

如果我把他三振出局他可能不高兴就甩了我

Well why would he do that

他为什么会这么做呢

I've struck out a bunch of boys.

我三振过很多男生

They all get real mad.

他们都会超生气

You're gonna pitch bad to him on purpose

那你要故意放水让他打吗

I was thinkin' about it.

我有在考虑这个

That is not what you are gonna do.

你不应该这么做

You are gonna do your best and if you strike him out

你应该尽你全力如果你把他三振了

he will respect you for it.

他也会因此敬你三分

I don't know.

真的吗

When I struck out Brian Morgan he cried.

当我三振布莱恩·摩根后他哭了

Now everyone calls him Cryin' Brian. ‭

现在大家都叫他爱哭鬼·布莱恩

That's pretty funny.

还蛮好笑的

Thanks I started it.

谢谢这名我起的

Mr. Lundy

伦迪老师

Come in.

请进

What brings you here

是什么风把你吹来了

I'm the listing agent on the house next door.

我是代表隔壁屋主的房屋中介

But I thought you were a teacher and a

你不是老师和...

And an actor yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

和演员对对对我知道

You've got to get your son out of my open house.

我隔壁在让人看房你得来带走你儿子

Why what's he doin'

为什么他干嘛了

Well...

这个嘛

I noticed there's hair on your coat.

我注意到了你外套上有毛发

Clearly yours is falling out

很明显你头顶在狂掉

but do you also have pets

但你是不是也有养宠物

I detect a hint of garlic.

我闻到了一丝大蒜味

Do you enjoy cooking stinky foods

你喜欢煮臭的食物吗

or are you afraid of vampires

还是你害怕吸血鬼用大蒜驱赶

Is there any chance you're just fat

你是怀孕还是只是胖呢

Oh dear I'll go get him.

天啊我这就去逮他回来

Thank you.

谢谢

Kind of a dump.

不咋地

But I could sell it.

但我能推销出去

Why are you reading about property code

你为什么要读房产法规

The house next door to mine is for sale

我家隔壁的房子正在售卖

and I'm looking for ways to control who moves in there.

我想找到方法来选择搬进来的是怎么样的邻居

When my family moved to Texas they burned our fishing boat.

当我家搬来德州时他们烧了我们的渔船

Tam we're talking about my problems right now.

丹我们在谈的是我的烦恼

We usually are.

我们基本都是啊

Ooh listen to this

你听这条

"A seller"or seller's agent must disclose if a homicide

"卖家"或卖家中介必须对买家坦白

has occurred on the property."

房屋曾发生过凶杀案的历史

Why is that helpful

这有什么帮助

That could scare off any unwanted buyers.

这或许可以吓走一些我不喜欢的买家

Has there ever been a murder next door

你家隔壁发生过凶杀案吗

I sure hope so.

我十分希望有过

Hello Officer Robin.

罗宾警官

This is Sheldon Cooper.

我是谢尔顿·库珀

What's wrong Sheldon

找我有什么事啊谢尔顿

I was wondering if anyone was murdered

我有点好奇我家隔壁

in the house next door to mine.

有没有人被杀过

You mean murdered today

你是说今天吗

No ever but today would work too.

不是是以前不过今天有人被杀也行

It'll take me a while to check.

我查可能需要一些时间

That's fine I can hold.

没关系我可以等

Tell Mr. Givens I may be a little late to class.

跟吉文斯老师说我可能会晚点进教室

It's a police matter.

我在跟警察谈事情

Sheldon's gonna be late.

谢尔顿会晚点进教室

Well all right

那太好啦

It's a police ma... Don't care.

-他在跟警... -我懒得知道

Yes I'm still here.

我还在

Sorry no murders.

抱歉没发生过凶杀案

Just one death from natural causes in 1948.

只有在1948年有过一起自然死亡

How can we be sure it wasn't foul play

我们从何得知这不是有人下毒手

The man was 96 years old Sheldon.

谢尔顿死者都96岁了

That's a lot of years to make enemies.

那表示他有过非常多的年头可以树敌

Bye.

再见

So you playin' the Tigers on Saturday

所以你这周六要跟老虎队打啦

Should be an easy win.

应该能赢得轻松

Their best player's parents are getting a divorce.

他们王牌选手的父母最近在搞离婚

He's pretty distracted.

他应该状态不佳

Well there's a lucky break.

那还挺好运啊

I just hope it drags out through playoffs.

我只希望这能维持整个季后赛

So how you feel about not pitchin' Missy

那你觉得别让米希上场如何

Why would I do that

我为什么要这么做

Well she's growin' up

她长大了嘛

and she's going through some new stuff...

她正在经历一些过程...

Oh I don't want to hear about that.

我不想听她的这种隐私

No no no she's

不不不是她...

she's got a crush on a boy on the other team

她喜欢上了对方队伍的一个男生

and she's worried that if she strikes him out

他担心如果她把人家三振出局

that it will embarrass him.

会让男生很难堪

Well that's too bad she's our pitcher.

怪谁呢她是我们的投手

She's gonna do her job.

她就得尽责做到该做的事

Well she's also an 11 year old girl with big feelings.

她也是个情感丰富的11岁女孩啊

And I'm a cranky old man with no feelings.

我还是个暴脾气又铁石心肠的老头呢

Well I've always thought that underneath that tough exterior

我一直以为在你硬气的外表之下

there was a shred of compassion.

有着一点点柔软的心呢

Yeah I know what you're doing.

我知道你在干嘛

What am I doing

那你说我在干嘛

You're using your feminine wiles to get your way.

你在对我施展美人计

Smart and handsome.

又帅又聪明

You forgot tall.

你忘了我还高大威猛

Don't say that.

别这么说

Never... say that.

永远... 不许这么说

Goonies...

七宝...

never say die.

永不说死

Well done.

非常好

Very moving.

非常感人

And speaking of moving

说到搬家[感人]

if any of your parents are in the market for a two bedroom

如果你们谁的父母有兴趣想换两卧两卫浴

two bath ranch style with a updated kitchen

厨房升级过的牧场建筑风的房

基恩·伦迪房屋中介

have them give me a call.

欢迎他们打给我

All right very good.

好了非常棒

How about next week we try some monologues from actual theater

不如下周我们去真正的剧场尝试独角戏吧

Just a thought.

就是个想法而已

Mr. Lundy.

伦迪老师

Oh what now

祖宗又来了

What happened with the open house after you had me kicked out

你把我从开放餐参观赶出去后怎么样了

Were there any potential buyers

有潜在买家吗

And if so can I have their names so I can run

如果有能告诉我他们的姓名吗

a background check with my friends in blue

我好拜托警察朋友查查他们的背景

Sheldon if you think you're gonna

谢尔顿你要是以为

stop me from selling this house you're wrong.

能阻止我卖掉这房子你就大错特错了

Oh am I

是吗

They tried to stop me from staging The Crucible

他们曾试图阻止我演出溜冰鞋版的

on roller skates.

《塞勒姆的女巫》

A lot of understudies went on that day...

虽然那天得出动大量候补演员替代伤兵

but so did the show.

但那个剧还是顺利上演了

You do not want me as an enemy.

你不想与我为敌的

Or as a friend sibling or student I've been told.

也不想有你这个朋友手足或学生我听说了

All right look if it's so important to you

好吧听着如果这对你这么重要

why don't you just go out

不如你出去

and find a buyer that you'd be happy with

找一个你满意的买家

So if I find someone I deem acceptable

那如果我找到我可以接受的人

you'd sell them the house

你就会把房子卖给他们吗

If the bank approves so do I.

银行同意我就同意啊

Excellent.

很好

I wonder if Stephen Hawking would like Texas.

不知道斯蒂芬·霍金愿不愿意搬来德州

It's very flat.

这里很平坦方便他开轮椅

Oh I can't afford a house

我可买不起房子

but I'm flattered you'd want me next door.

但你想和我做邻居我受宠若惊啦

Of course I would. You don't have enough friends to throw a party.

我当然想啊你这种孤独精没足够的朋友开派对

Yeah well...

可恶被你说中

Neither neither do you

你... 你也没有啊

So you think after seeing you every day at school

你认为我每天在学校应付完你

I'd want to go home look out my window

还会想回到家后打开窗户

and see see more of you

继续看见你阴魂不散吗

Yes. ‭Hey maybe we could ride to school together.

-是的 -也许我们可以一起坐车来学校呢

We could play car games.

在车上还可以玩游戏

Stop you're killing me.

别说了你要逗死我了

I'm sorry why would I want to live next door to you

不好意思我为毛会想住在你隔壁

Ask Mr. Givens.

你问吉文斯老师啊

Apparently I'm hilarious.

他说我这人特别幽默

That's sweet of you for asking

你特地来问我真的很有心啦

but I'd rather stick my finger in a pencil sharpener

但我宁愿把手指戳进卷笔刀挨削

and crank away.

也不要住你隔壁

I would love to Sheldon

我也很想啊谢尔顿

but there's a district rule

但我们地区法律规定

that says a principal can't live next door to a student.

校长不能住在学生隔壁呢

That makes sense.

这很有道理

Does it Good.

是吗那就好

快来试试生命的粮

别光好奇

Hey. Robin says the house next door to y'all is for sale.

罗宾说你们家隔壁的房子在出售

Oh yeah it is.

是的没错

Is it nice

漂亮吗

Uh... nice enough.

还可以啊

Why Are you thinking about moving

怎么你在考虑搬家吗

I wasn't but Robin's not crazy about living in a house

我没有但罗宾不太喜欢住在

I shared with my ex wife.

我前妻住过的房子里

That's understandable.

可以理解

I want her to be happy. 'Cause I love her.

我希望她开心因为我爱她

Not just 'cause she's a cop with a gun.

不只是因为她是条子有枪随时能干掉我

But that's part of it. ‭ Well

-但那也是原因之一啦 -这个嘛

I'm sure there are lots of wonderful houses out there.

我相信还有很多很棒的房子

I'd be happy to help you look.

我很乐意帮你找找看

Do you not want us to look at the one next to you

你不希望我们去看你隔壁的房子吗

Oh no of course not.

当然不是

You should absolutely look at it.

你绝对应该去看一下

As well as other houses.

但也要看看其他房子

I have to say this isn't the reaction I was expecting.

我必须说我没料到你会是这个反应

No it is the reaction you were expecting.

不这就是你预期的反应啊

Excited that my boss might live next door to me.

我上司可能会搬来我隔壁住好激动哦

Yay

万岁

Well my boss lives everywhere

我上司还无处不在呢

and you don't see me getting weird about it.

也没见我阴阳怪气的啊

And then after you buy the house

你买下那栋房子后

you rent it out to people who are preapproved by me.

就租给我认可的人

I can't afford a second house.

我供不起第二套房子了

Georgie you make as much money as Dad. Why don't you buy it

小乔治你赚的钱和爸爸一样多不如你买下吧

He does not make as much money as me.

他赚的钱才没跟我一样多

No. But I don't have to spend mine

的确但我不用把钱浪费在

on stupid stuff like food and kids.

买食物和养孩子这种蠢事上

Mary where's dinner

玛丽晚饭好了吗

So is that a yes to buying the house

那你是答应买下房子了吗

Sorry. When I move out it ain't gonna be 20 feet away

抱歉我搬出去时绝对不会选离家6米的地方

and it's got to have a hot tub.

而且必须要有户外浴缸

Sheldon you need to stop involving yourself in this.

谢尔顿你不准再插手这事了

You upset Mr. Lundy

你让伦迪老师不高兴了

and you were rude to the people at the open house.

你那天对参观房子的人也很没礼貌

And he was bugging his teachers at school all day.

他今天在学校还烦了老师们一整天

But Mr. Lundy said I could help him.

但伦迪老师说我可以帮他的

I don't care.

我不管

Even Pastor Jeff is talking about buying that house now.

连杰夫牧师都说起想买下那房子

That could work out.

那是好事啊

His wife's a police officer so built in security.

他妻子是警察等于自带安保

And whenever I have a theological zinger

而且我什么时候想到神学有关的吐槽

I can call it right over the fence.

隔着围栏就能喊给他们听

You want your boss living next door

你希望你上司住在隔壁吗

Not exactly.

并不想

You don't have to worry about your boss.

你就不用担心你的上司了

There's a district rule that says

地区法律规定

that Principal Petersen cannot live next door to me.

皮特森校长不能住在我隔壁

That sounds made up.

听起来是瞎编的

A principal who tells lies.

当校长的人怎么可能说谎

What are we gonna do with this one

这孩子单纯得没救了

Here's the payroll checks.

这是工资支票

Thank you. ‭ If you need anything else

-谢谢 -如果还有别的事

I'll be in my office which is next door.

到我办公室找我就在你隔壁

Sorry it's so close. ‭

离你这么近真是抱歉哦

Lord I am trying my best.

主啊我已经尽力了

Please help me with this situation.

求求您帮我解决吧

Amen.

阿门

爱汝邻

I meant fix him not me.

我是指搞定他不是我啊

Excuse me

打扰一下

Mr. Lundy. I'm afraid I have some bad news.

伦迪老师恐怕我有坏消息要告诉你

Oh. What's going on

怎么了

My mother has forbidden me from helping you sell the house.

我妈不让我帮你卖房子

That...

这...

is beyond bad news.

真是晴天霹雳啊

I don't think I can do this alone.

我一个人真的做不到

I'm sorry. It's not me.

对不起我也不想的

No I know it's not.

嗯我知道

Just enjoyed being in the trenches with you.

我只是很喜欢和你并肩作战的感觉

As did I.

我也是

All right Sheldon I...

好吧谢尔顿我...

I guess I'll see you in the halls.

以后我们只能在走廊相见了

Again I'm sorry.

再次感到抱歉

Me too.

我也很遗憾

And scene.

演出结束

Hey uh Cooper

库珀

you know I think I'm gonna have you sit this one out

这一场你就别上阵了

and let Powell pitch.

我让鲍威尔当投手吧

Really ‭Yeah.

-真的吗 -嗯

Kind of like to save your arm for the playoffs okay

我想保护好你的手臂季后赛还要打很久

Okay.

好的

Do you want to save my arm too

你也想保护我的手臂吗

No.

并不想

How about my legs

那我的腿呢

You know Billy you never fail to brighten my day.

比利你每天都是我的开心果

Cool.

酷哦

Pastor Jeff you got a second

杰夫牧师你有空吗

Of course.

当然

I might've called before dropping in

不过我一般会先打个电话再上门啦

but that's just how I was raised.

但那是我有家教不强求你

I owe you an apology.

我想向你道歉

I was worried about us working together

我之前担心我们上班共事完

and then living next door to each other

回家还要当邻居

but I like you and Robin very much

但我非常喜欢你和罗宾

and if you want to look into that house

如果你们想去看那栋房子

we would be lucky to have you as neighbors.

和你们做邻居是我们的幸运

Thank you. That's nice to hear.

谢谢你那就好了

I mean it.

我是真心的

Good 'cause Robin already looked at it loved it

很好因为罗宾已经去看过了很喜欢

put up police tape so no one else could get in.

她还拉起了警戒线不让别人进去

Okay.

好吧

Ball four.

四球

Oh damn it.

该死

客队6 主队5

第6局

We're gonna lose.

我们会输的

Oh we're gonna be fine.

我们不会有问题的

Powell's got this.

鲍威尔能搞定

I'll strike Marcus out.

我去三振马库斯出局

Put me in.

让我上场

Time

暂停

I thought Marcus was your boyfriend.

马库斯不是你的男朋友吗

Meemaw told you

姥姥告诉你了

She's my girlfriend. You know we talk about stuff.

她是我女朋友啊我们无话不谈的

So all that about saving my arm for playoffs wasn't true

那你说想保护我的手臂都是骗我的鬼话吗

I was just being nice.

那只是善意的谎言

Since when are you nice

你这凶老头几时待人和善了

Well don't get used to it.

你可别习惯我这一面

Just go strike out your boyfriend.

赶紧去三振你男友出局吧

Player change

换人

Come on Cooper.

加油库珀

Good job.

投得漂亮

Kind of.

客套话而已

Strike one

一好球

Yes Two more Coop

真棒还有两球库珀

Two more Come on.

再两球加油

I thought we were saving her arm.

不是要保护她的手臂吗

Not now Billy. ‭Okay.

-现在没空比利 -好吧

Foul ball

界外球

Yeah okay You got this ‭

很好你能行

Strike two. Hang in there

-二好球 -坚持住

No coddle. Come on Coop.

别放水加油啊库珀

Bear down.

全力以赴

Strike three Yeah

-三振出局 -太棒了

You're out That's my girl

-你出局了 -不愧是我的好姑娘

Good job ‭Way to go

-干得好 -太厉害了

We won

我们赢了

Good game. Good game.

打得漂亮打得漂亮

Good game. Good game. Good game.

打得漂亮打得漂亮打得漂亮

Good game.

打得漂亮

Good game.

打得漂亮

Where the hell is she going

她要跑去哪

Missy Where you going

米希你去哪啊

He held my hand

他牵我的手了

High five ‭ Don't touch it

-击爪 -别碰

We've got some exciting news.

我们有好消息要宣布

They accepted our offer on the house

他们答应把房子卖给我们了

We're gonna be neighbors.

我们要当邻居啦

That's wonderful.

太棒了

Come in come in.

快请进进来

What's going on

怎么了

It looks like Pastor Jeff and Robin

杰夫牧师和罗宾应该

are gonna move in next door.

会搬到我们隔壁

And that's not the only news.

不只这个好消息

We're expecting.

我们要有宝宝了

What a beautiful blessing

那真是好福气啊

Hey Sheldon maybe someday you can babysit for us.

谢尔顿也许以后你可以帮我们照看宝宝

Rock a bye baby.

乖乖睡吧宝宝

Where you going To apply for college.

-你去哪啊 -申请上大学

When he sees the baby he'll come around.

他看见宝宝后就会回心转意的

No I won't.

不可能

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