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Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Billy Mr Cooper is here

比利库珀·叔叔来了

How you doing

你还好吗

Do not look under that rock

千万别提这茬

But I appreciate you asking

但我谢谢你的关心

Hey you got rejected

你被拒绝了

But was it the end of the world

但世界因此毁灭了吗

没有

And that is extremely valuable information

那是非常有用的信息

And honestly

说实话

you dodged a bullet with Missy

米希这事是你逃过了一劫

The girl is mean

那姑娘可凶了

Thanks

谢了

Come on Missy

米希加油

Came to see your man be a leader of little people huh

来看你的男人统领一帮小娃娃吗

I came to see my granddaughter pitch

我是来看我外孙女投球的

Yeah under my leadership

在我麾下投球

All right Cooper let's see what you got

来吧库珀让我看看你的本事

Come on girl

加油孩子

Come on shake it off

加油提起精神

You got this

你能行

What the hell was that

你投的是什么鬼

Well there's some leadership

好有领导风范啊

Time

暂停

Cooper

库珀

Time

暂停

Cooper what is the problem

库珀是什么问题

The ball isn't going where it's supposed to

球都不朝我想要的方向飞啊

I saw that

我看到了

What am I doing wrong

我是哪里做错了

Just a little case of the yips

可能只是失去手感

It happens What's that

-时有发生 -这是什么意思啊

The yips you know it's when you're thinking

失去手感就是有时候

about stuff in your head

你脑子里胡思乱想

and something you've done a million times

结果那些你都做过几百万次的事情

you can't do it anymore Even the pros get it

突然就做不好了职业选手也有这种情况

How do I get rid of it

那怎么样可以恢复呢

Uh just don't think about it

你就脑子里别乱想了

Okay

好吧

Don't think just throw

别多想投就对了

I hate the little people

我讨厌死小娃娃了

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

年

少

谢尔顿

Damn it

靠

Brenda

布兰达

What

干嘛

Everything okay over there

你那边还好吗

Oh yeah

没问题啊

Okay

行

Damn it

我靠

Okay give her a go

好啦再发动看看

You're a lifesaver

你真是我的救星

It's a gift

我有救人的天命

Can I offer you a beer and some thank you cobbler

我能请你啤酒与水果馅饼作为感谢吗

Weren't you on your way somewhere

你本来不是要去哪里吗

Weight Watchers

减肥会

What do you say

怎么样

Eh sure

行吧

Do guys ever go to those Weight Watchers meetings

有男人去减肥会吗

Yeah but they're all fat

有啊不过他们都是胖子

Of all the tests one takes in school

在学校里的所有考试中

my favorite was the midterm

我最喜欢的是期中考

Finals weren't bad

期末考是也不错啦

but they also meant summer was approaching

但它们也意味着夏天马上到来

I don't believe in religion but sunshine

我并不信教但日光

picnics and pool parties are proof hell exists

野餐与泳池派对都证明地狱真的存在

Why are you trying to hit me

你为什么想用球丢我

I'm trying to hit the target

我是在尝试投到靶心

It's over there

靶心在那个方向呢

I know dingus

我知道好吗傻子

I thought you were good at this

你不是很会投球吗

I was

我本来是啊

Coach Dale says I have the yips

戴尔教练说我是失了手感

It's not contagious is it

这东西不会传染吧

No it happens in sports

这是运动圈的事情

Suddenly you can't do a thing that used to be easy

你突然就做不到以前信手拈来的事情

It doesn't sound real

听起来感觉就很假

Then why can't I pitch anymore

那我为什么投不好了呢

Ooh perhaps it's the onset of puberty

很有可能是青春期作祟

and the hysterical mood swings that go with it

以及它导致歇斯底里与情绪起伏

Dingus house

傻子进屋去

You're only proving my point

你这样更证明我说对了

What Billy won an award

比利是赢了个奖吗

Participation

参加奖

Big whoop

好了不起哦

I guess it's something

聊胜于无吧

Well he ain't the sharpest pencil in the box

他虽然并不出类拔萃

but he's the sweetest kid I know

但起码是心地最善良的孩子

Well Sheldon is the sharpest pencil

谢尔顿就是那个出类拔萃的孩子

Sometimes I'd just like to shove his head in that box

但我有时真想把他的脑袋"拔"下来

Where's your trash

垃圾放哪

Everywhere

四处

But the basket's under the sinkMm

不过垃圾桶是在水槽下

You know your faucet's leaking

你知道你家的水龙头漏水吗

Yep this whole place is falling apart

知道啊到处都要不行了

I'll come over another time and take care of it

我找时间再过来帮忙你修吧

You know you don't have to do that

不用这么麻烦啦

One more

再一瓶吗

I should get going

我该走了

Well thanks again

还是谢谢你啦

Want to buy a house

最近有兴趣买房吗

Hey where you been

你去哪里啦

Ah Brenda was having car trouble

布兰达的车坏了

Just giving her hand That's nice

-我去帮忙她修一下 -那你人挺好

I'm sure it's hard being by herself

她自己一个人想必是很不容易吧

Yeah

是啊

That whole house is in need of repair

她那房子感觉到处都出问题了

I hope you offered to help her out

那你有问人家要不要帮忙吧

I did she said no

有啊她回绝了

Well that's just her being proud

人家只是不想开口求人吧

Of course she wants your help

她当然希望你能帮忙啦

I guess some time I'll pop over

那我有空再过去帮忙吧

Good

很好

And when you go hitch up your pants

你去的时候可得绑好裤腰带

There's a lot going on when you squat

你蹲下的时候背后可是春光乍泄

All right You have 45 minutes to complete the test

好啦你们有45分钟作答

eyes on your own paper and

眼神不要东张西望

Yes Sheldon if you finish early you can take it again

谢尔顿你要是提早完成你可以再考一次

And

现在

begin

考试开始

And I was off

我如入无人之境

I flew through wave functions

拳打波动函数

I dominated harmonic oscillators

脚踢谐振子

The only challenging part of this exam

这场考试唯一有挑战的地方

was trying to balance the desire to finish quickly

就是要平衡我想提早交卷

with the urge to stop and smell my freshly sharpened pencil

以及忍住不要闻我削好的铅笔香味的心情

I was in the zone

我的状态正佳

Only one question left

只剩下最后一题

All I needed to do was solve Schrodinger's equation

我要做的就只是套用贝塞尔函数中的零点

in a cylindrical well by employing the zeroes of the Bessel function

来解圆柱阱中的薛定谔方程

which of course were

而那些是

Wait what are they

等等是什么来着

Come on you know this

拜托你知道这些啊

You've done it a million times

你都解过几百万次了

Oh dear

惨了

All right Sheldon time to turn in your test

好了谢尔顿交卷

I'm not done yet

我还没做完

I know you like to add your own "better questions" at the end

我知道你喜欢在考卷后加"更好的题目"

but for the last time I don't count them

但我再说一次那些我不算分

I just need a few more minutes on this problem

我还需要几分钟来解这题

That's an easy one

那题很简单啊

Just apply the zeroes of the Bessel function

套用贝塞尔函数中的零点就行了

I know what I have to do

我知道我该做什么

Is this is a tantrum

这是在闹脾气吗

I've heard children your age like to throw them

我听说你这年纪的小孩就喜欢闹

I can't remember what the zeroes of the Bessel function are

我想不起贝塞尔函数中的零点了

You didn't memorize them

你没有背吗

Of course I did October 7 1988

我当然有啊在1988年10月7号那天

I had just had a bowl of Teddy Grahams

我刚吃完一碗小熊饼干后背的

Then what's the problem

那问题在哪

I'm blanking but I'll get it

我脑海一片空白但我会想起来的

Sorry son class is over

抱歉孩子下课了

No I can do this

别我能解开这题

It's just one question You'll still pass

就只是一题而已你还是会及格啊

Sheldon Cooper doesn't "Just pass"

谢尔顿·库珀才不要"有及格"

I have an idea

我有个办法

Let me see the test

你让我看看考卷

Thank you

谢谢

Sheldon Cooper isn't always that gullible He was today

-谢尔顿·库珀不会总那么好骗 -至少他今天好骗

All right almost there

好啦马上就好了

Hand me a screwdriver

把螺丝起子给我

Don't stick this in an outlet

不要把这个捅进插座

It really tingles

会超级酥麻

We had an incident

我们出过点状况

You know what

这样吧

Why don't you fix it

要不你来修

Really Yeah you see that little screw there

-真的吗 -对啊你看到那个小螺丝了吗

Just go ahead and tighten her up

你去把它转紧就可以了

Like this Yep

-像这样吗 -没错

What now

然后呢

Uh run outside and turn the water back on

然后去外面把水阀重新打开

Here I'm not allowed to run with this

先给你我不准拿着这个跑

We've had a lot of incidents

我们出过很多状况

Who knew you were so handy Yeah

-真看不出来你是能工巧匠 -是啊

There's just things guys need to be good at

有些事情男人就是得会嘛

What else you good at

你还有什么事情厉害啊

I should go

我该走了

Hey pretty lady

您好啊美丽的女士

Are you drinking already No

-你这么早就喝酒了吗 -才没有

Can't a guy give his wife a compliment

难道一个男人不能夸自己的老婆吗

Do I have to smell your breath

我该检查你嘴里的酒味吗

How about a kiss instead

不如给我的嘴上来个吻吧

What is with you

你是犯了什么病

Well I don't know

你说呢

Kids aren't home

孩子们又不在家

Now I'm doing laundry

现在来吗我在洗衣服

Laundry can wait

衣服可以晚点洗

So can your thing

你的"事"也可以晚点

I like to think of it as our thing

我觉得应该是"我们"的事吧

but if you only have time for my thing that's fine too

但如果你只有空解决我的"事" 我也不介意

You're being weird

你真是怪里怪气的

Weird sexy

怪性感的吗

并没有

Headed to the bedroom No

-你是要进卧室了吗 -并没有

Just checking

我就确认一下

Missy

米希

You gave me your yips

你把手感发冷传染给我了

What

什么

I froze on a test That's never happened before

我考试时僵住了这从来没发生过

It's all your fault

这全都是你的错

I told you it's not contagious

我说过这事没有传染性了

You put the thought in my head

但你把这件事传进了我脑子里

The power of suggestion is very real

心理暗示的力量是真实存在的

Case in point tulip mania

例证郁金香狂热

Here we go Tulip mania

-又要发病了 -郁金香狂热

was an insane desire to buy and trade tulip bulbs in the 1600s

是17世纪的疯狂购买与交易郁金香球根事件

It nearly ruined the Dutch economy

差点就让荷兰经济崩溃

You would not believe the gilders they were spending

你都想象不到人们愿意花多少荷兰盾买

How can you remember this stupid information

你怎么能够记得这么蠢的知识

but not the stuff on your test

却记不住考试要考的东西

You tell me they're your yips

你告诉我啊是你传染我的

Sheldon if I knew how to make it stop

谢尔顿我如果知道怎么康复

I would tell you

我会告诉你

You better

你最好是这样

Maybe it's puberty making you all emotional

或许是青春期发育令你情绪不稳定

I checked my armpits smooth as balloons

我检查过我的腋下光滑如气球

What's your problem

你是什么毛病

I don't want to talk about it

我不想说

Great I had a mental block on a test

-那就好 -我考试碰到了心理障碍

and it was something that I absolutely know how to do

本来绝对知道怎么解的问题突然就解不出了

Oh you know that sort of thing happens in sports too

玩运动的也会遇到这种事呢

I know It's called the yips

我知道叫失去手感

and it's a very silly name for a very serious problem

这么严重的问题怎么起了个像狗叫的儿戏名字

Well you know the best thing to do

最好的解决办法就是

is get out of your head

别去想它

How do I do that

我要如何做到

Just turn your brain off

关闭你的大脑就行了

It's like I'm not even your son

你对我陌生到仿佛我不是你亲生的

Look

听着

I know you don't respect what I do as a coach

我知道你不尊重我的教练工作

Maybe you do know me

也许你还是了解我的

But this is a thing I actually know about

但这问题我还真有发言权

I've seen it happen to my players

我见过我的球员发作

I've seen it happen to pros in golf

我见过职业高尔夫球手发作

In baseball

棒球手

The answer is always the same

答案都是一样的

Stop thinking and get out of your own way

别再乱想跳出桎梏

I don't know how to do that

我不知道该怎么做

Have you ever heard the Nike slogan "Just do it"

你有没有听过耐克的广告语"尽管去做"

I'm familiar with the phrase "Let's do it "

我比较熟悉"动手吧"这一句

uttered by Gary Gilmore the last person

是杀人魔加里·吉尔摩说的

to be executed by firing squad in America

他是美国最后一个被行刑队枪决的人

Okay well it's a shoe slogan

好吧总之这是鞋子的广告语

And it's good advice

是个好建议

The answer is already in your head

答案早已在你大脑中

Don't think so hard

别钻牛角尖想太多

Just do it

尽管去做

I'll try

我会试试

Good man

好小伙

Another fun footwear slogan is "I'm Buster Brown

还有一个好玩的鞋类广告语是"我是布斯特·布朗

I live in a shoe That's my dog Tige

我住在鞋子里那是我的狗泰格

Look for him there too"

它也住在鞋子里"

Mm I think mine is more helpful

我的名句比较有用吧

Well mine rhymes so

但我的押韵啊

I decided to heed my father's advice

我决定听从我爸的建议

I wasn't sure how to turn off my brain

我不确定怎么才能关闭大脑

Thankfully I lived with an expert

幸好我和无脑专家住在一起

What's up

干嘛

I've never really thought about not thinking before

我以前没怎么想过不思考这件事

Well I'm asking you to think about it

我现在就请你想一下

But I thought you were interested in notthinking

但你感兴趣的不是不思考吗

I am I want you to think about not thinking

没错我要你想想不思考的感觉

and then teach me how to do it

然后教我该怎么做

Do what

做什么

Not think

不思考

All right

好吧

This is tough

难度挺大

I'm good at not thinking but I don't think

我很擅长不思考但我不动脑筋

I can teach you how to not think without thinking

又好像没法教你怎么不思考

Hmm well thank you for trying

还是感谢你有努力过

Hold on What if you're thinking

等一下假如你脑子里

about something else instead

在想别的事呢

Would that count as thinking or not thinking

那算思考还是不思考

I suppose it's similar to the mantras

那应该类似于东方圣哲

extolled by the sages of the east

所推崇的真言吧

It's a practice that Swami Vivekananda

就是被印度教圣人辨喜

called Japa Yoga and it's intended to bring out

称为颂歌瑜伽的仪式旨在达到

a single pointedness of concentration

专注一境的境界

Sorry I zoned out

抱歉我神游了

Ooh tell me how Let's see

-快教我怎么做 -我想想啊

You were blabbering

你刚才在叨逼

It all started to blur together

听着听着就全混在一起了

And I was gone

于是我就放空了

At what point did it start to happen

具体是从什么时候开始的

I don't know Say it again

我不知道你再说一遍

I said I suppose

我刚说

it's similar to the mantras

那应该类似于东方圣哲

extolled by the sages of the east

所推崇的真言

It's a practice that Swami Vivekananda called Japa Yoga

就是被印度教圣人辨喜称为颂歌瑜伽的仪式

That is wild

太神奇了

The next day armed with the sage advice

第二天我用我爸我哥

of my father my brother

和一位被处决杀人犯的

and an executed murderer I was allowed to retake the test

至理名言武装自己获准重考

You have 45 minutes starting now

答题时间45分钟开始计时

Okay just do it

好尽管去做

Just do it

尽管去做

Just turn your brain off and do it

关闭大脑靠本能行事

Is it off Am I doing it

关了没我做到了吗

Wait if I'm thinking it's off then it must still be on

等等如果我在想着大脑关闭了那肯定还没关

I'm trying too hard Don't overthink just do it

我太刻意了别想太多尽管去做

Just do it just

尽管去做尽管

Time's up

时间到

But I didn't do it

但我并没做到啊

Waste my morning

你指浪费我整个早上吗

You did it

你做到了

That toilet won't stop running

马桶的水一直在流

Have you tried jiggling the handle

你试过摇冲水把手了吗

I jiggled it wiggled it

我摇过了也撸过了

Damn near had a baby with it

都差点跟它生出个小孩了

Yeah let me take a look

好那我去看看

I was fixing to put some dinner on if you care to join me

我正要做晚餐欢迎你加入

I don't want to put you out

我不想给你添麻烦

It's just frozen lasagna

只是冷冻千层面而已

But I'm going oven instead of microwave

但我打算讲究点用烤箱而不是微波炉

'cause you're company

因为有你这位贵客

What are you doing

你这是干什么

What do you mean

什么意思

You know what I mean

你知道我什么意思

I was just trying to thank you

我本来只是想感谢你

And you're the one who offered

是你主动提出

to come over here and fix things

要来我家修东西

I was being nice

我只是表示友善

So was I

我也是啊

Yeah maybe a little too nice

你会不会友善过头了

There is no pleasing you

你这人就是怎样都不满意

Well I don't need this here

我不想在这里和你吵

I can get fighting at my house

我自己家里就不缺吵架

Then maybe you should go back to your house

那或许你该回你家

Mom can you help with my homework

妈妈能教我做功课吗

There in a sec

马上就来

You leaving

你走吗

You gonna fix the toilet

你能自己修好马桶吗

No Then I guess I'm not leaving

-不能 -那我就不走

Thank you Lasagna

谢谢吃千层面吗

Small piece Mary's making tacos

一小块就好玛丽做了玉米卷

Okay

好的

Trying to outsmart my own thought patterns

事实证明试图智胜我自己的思维模式

proved to be challenging

颇具挑战性

It's understandable as smart as I was

也可以理解虽然我本身机智过人

I was also that smart

但作为对手我也同样聪明伶俐

I wondered if I could invent a mind control device

不知道我能不能发明一部精神控制装置

but that sounded a little too "Mwah ha ha"

但这念头听起来有点异想天开贻笑大方

even for me It turned out

就算天才如我结果我发现

the device I was looking for

我寻觅的装置

had been in my presence the entire time

一直就在我面前

Television It had been tranquilizing

电视机它已麻痹了

the minds of America's youth for generations

数代美国青少年的思想

and it was just what I needed

这正是我所需要的

Lift off

发射

Too interesting

太精彩了

Too violent

太暴力了

I don't think so

还是算了吧

Now then let's build us a little cloud

接下来我们画一朵小云

Clouds are very free

画云朵很随意的

Very very free

非常随意

Tell you what If you

这样好了如果你

That was so much fun let's get crazy

刚才太好玩了再放飞一点好了

Who's this bohemian

这位放荡不羁的艺术家是何方神圣

If you could have

如果高中里的岗位

any job in the high school what would it be

随你挑选你会选哪一个

I don't know why

我不知道问这个干嘛

Sometimes I look at the janitor

有时我看清洁工

pushing around that buffing machine

推着抛光机走来走去

That thing looks like a blast

那玩意看起来可好玩了

He doesn't wear a tie

他不用打领带

No fights with the school board

不会跟校董会吵架

Vomit and feces aside he's he's living the dream

抛开呕吐物和排泄物不说他简直活在美梦中

Hello Am I boring you

还在吗我说话太无聊了吗

Sorry

抱歉

I'm a little distracted

我有点心烦

Trouble at home

家里出问题了吗

Something like that Mm

算是吧

You want to talk about it

想谈谈吗

不想

Tell me about your fun bachelor life

跟我说说你的精彩单身生活吧

Well as of last week I officially

截至上周

tasted every Campbell's soup

我正式尝遍了所有金宝罐头汤

Come on Tom

别闹了汤姆

I'm trying to live vicariously here

我是想望梅止渴一下

There's got to be something good

肯定有好玩的事吧

Let's see I go hunting and fishing whenever I feel like it

我想想我想去打猎和钓鱼就随时能去

Now we're getting somewhere

这才像样

Spend my money on whatever I want

想把钱花在哪就花在哪

What was the last thing you got

你最新买的一样东西是啥

Foreman fight on pay per view

收费点播的工头打架节目

I ate a bucket of chicken and watched it in my underwear

我看的时候吃了一整桶炸鸡还只着底裤

You lucky bastard

你小子也太幸运了

What about women

那艳遇呢

Honestly

说实话

it's tough to meet people at this age

这把年纪很难遇到新对象了

No come on charming fella like you

怎么可能你这种魅力熟男

Sadly this is the best night out I've had in a long time

惨兮兮啊这是我好久以来玩得最开心的一晚了

Yeah Me too

我也是

But if you know anybody send them my way

不过如果你认识寂寞佳人尽管推荐给我

Yeah I'll think about

好我再帮你看看

You ever eat chicken in your underwear

你试过只穿底裤吃炸鸡吗

What do you think

你说呢

Yes Yes

-有 -当然有

Making a gorgeous little mountain

画一座漂亮的小山

Little stand of evergreens that lives right in here

常青树林就长在山脚

I didn't know Richard Simmons can paint

我都不知道理查德·西蒙斯会画画啊[也是爆炸头]

His name's Bob Ross

他叫鲍伯·鲁斯

And he's oddly hypnotic

他讲话莫名很催眠

You're gonna paint

你要画画吗

No I just like watching him

不我只是喜欢看着他

I can't explain it but his voice

我无法解释但他的声音

and demeanor are comforting like a hot beverage

和举止抚慰人心就像一杯热饮

Let's get crazy and once again

我们放开画再一次

just pull it out just like we did the other one

就这样拉出去像画另一边一样

Yawn

我无聊到打哈欠

Barely touch whisper

将将碰到就行耳语一般

Just whisper light

像耳语一样轻

Let it go

然后随它去

Let it go no pressure

随它去轻松

The yips are a cruel mistress

失去手感很残酷

But thanks to a magical man with a halo of curls

但多亏了一位光环是卷毛的魔法师

I was finally able to relax and get out of my own head

我终于能放松不再胡思乱想

Instead of freezing up I thought about happy integers

我不怯场了而是想着快乐的整数

Fluffy little formulas

毛茸茸的公式

and a sweet Bessel function that just wants me to do my very best

还有可爱的贝塞尔函数它希望我尽力而为

Done

答完了

Great I can still make my doubles match

很好我还来得及去打双打

Get out

你出去吧

Damn it

可恶

Hold it Time time time Time

-等一下暂停暂停 -暂停

I don't know what I'm doing wrong

我不知道我哪里做错了

Ah don't worry about it It's not your fault

别担心不是你的错

It isn't No I'm the one

-不是吗 -嗯是我

that let a girl pitch It's my mistake

让一个小女孩当投手都怪我

What I've won so many games

什么我可是赢了很多场比赛

Oh that was then

那都是以前的事了

Why are you being so mean

你为什么这么刻薄

Well why are you getting so emotional like women do

那你为什么情绪失控像女人一样

Maybe you ought to be a cheerleader

也许你该当拉拉队员

You trying to make me mad

你是想用激将法激怒我吗

Is it working Yeah

-奏效了吗 -奏效了

Well I tell you what

那这样吧

picture my face in the catcher's mitt

把捕手的手套想象成我的脸

What

什么

Do I have to dumb it down for you

我还要特地说简单点你才能听懂吗

Just do what I tell you

照我的话做就是了

Strike Yes

-好球 -棒

Aw don't get all hysterical little girl

别那么兴奋小姑娘

You suck

你烂透了

You suck

你才烂透了

No You suck

不你史上最烂

Strike

好球

I am the leader of the little people

我真是统领小娃娃的大将军

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