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In the early days of the Internet

在网际网络的早期

you couldn't stream movies

你不能看在线视频

or summon Thai food to your doorstep.

或者召唤泰国菜到你家门口

But... if you were interested in text based news

但如果你对纯文字的

about upcoming physics lectures

最新物理课程讲座有兴趣

it was a great time to be alive.

那你可活在了好时代

Holy moly.

我的老天

Dad.

爸爸

Dad

爸

I'm in the shower

我在洗澡呢

It's an emergency.

我有紧急的事

Fine Come in.

行吧进来

Dad

老爸

I thought you had to use the bathroom.

我还以为你是着急进来上厕所

At 7 23 in the morning

早上7点23分上吗

Why do I print out schedules if you're not going to read them

你都不读我给你的如厕时间表那我印来干嘛

Tell me what you want.

有话快说有屁快放

What are we doing next weekend

你下周末要做什么吗

This ain't sounding like an emergency.

这听起来不是很紧急啊

It is. Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture

很紧急斯蒂芬·霍金要办讲座

and I really need to go.

我一定得去

Can we talk about this when I'm out of the shower

不能等到我洗完澡再聊这事吗

Pick up the pace. According to the schedule

你麻利点根据你并不读的时间表

that you don't read I'm due in there in six minutes.

再过六分钟我就得进来洗澡了

So can we go

我们可以去吗

I don't know.

我不知道

Go take a shower.

你进去忙吧

I still have two minutes and 15 seconds.

还差2分15秒呢

Let's nail this down.

我们此刻解决

Where's the lecture

讲座地点在哪

And if the answer's Dallas we're not going.

如果答案是达拉斯我们绝不去

Good news. It's not Dallas. ‭Where

-好消息不是达拉斯 -那是哪里

Pasadena California.

加州的帕萨迪纳市

California

加州吗

That's a lot further than Dallas.

那可是比达拉斯远很多啊

1 232 miles further as the crow flies.

直线距离远了1983公里

But kudos to you for being up on your geography.

不过为你的地理知识比个赞

There's no way we're going to California.

我们绝对不可能去加州

If Stephen Hawking can make it there in a wheelchair

如果斯蒂芬·霍金坐轮椅都可以到那里

I'm sure we can manage.

我相信我们一定可以

Sheldon airplane tickets are expensive.

谢尔顿机票非常贵

Hotels are expensive. We can't afford it.

酒店也很贵我们付不起

But his health is fragile.

但是他的健康如风中残烛

This might be my only chance to ever see him in person.

这很可能是我这辈子唯一见到他的机会

I'm sorry buddy.

我很抱歉儿子

I would like to discuss this further

我很想继续跟你谈下去

but I only have...

但我只剩...

22 seconds to be in the shower and buttons slow me down.

22秒的时间就得开始洗澡而解扣子很费时间

This is the moment we lost that game.

我们就是在这一刻输了这场球

But one bad play doesn't mean you give up.

战术执行失败一次并不代表就要放弃

We had plenty of time to turn it around

我们有大把的时间可以扭转局面

but y'all decided it was over.

但你们就决定比赛没救了

I don't want to ever see that happen again.

我再也不想看到有这样的情况发生

Next time something seems out of your reach

下一次你们再看到感觉没戏了的局面

you do not quit.

也不准放弃

You just dig deeper.

而是要加倍努力

Does that mean if I find an affordable flight

这代表如果我能找到可负担的机票

to California we can go

我们就可以去加州吗

梅德福旅行社

Hi. Can I help you

您好有何能为您效劳

I'm trying to find the cheapest flight to California

我想找到去加州最便宜的两张机票

for me and my father. ‭Okay.

-给我跟我爸爸 -好的

Well have a seat.

你请坐

You lookin' to go to Disneyland

你们是想去迪士尼乐园吗

The only ride I'm interested in is

我唯一有兴趣去坐的设施

the intellectual roller coaster of Stephen Hawking's mind.

是斯蒂芬·霍金思想上的智慧过山车

And where is that located

那个项目的位置在哪里呢

Well... Stephen Hawking's head.

斯蒂芬·霍金的大脑里

But that will be at Caltech in Pasadena.

不过到时候他人会在帕萨迪纳的加州理工

Got it.

了解

And uh when were you looking to fly

你们想什么时候飞呢

Next weekend.

下周末

Oh wow that's pretty soon.

那时间很赶啊

Traveling last minute can be pricey.

最后一刻订的机票通常都不便宜

Are there any discounts available

有任何打折活动吗

Are you a member of any frequent flier programs

你有加入任何航空的飞行常客计划吗

No. I've never flown before.

没我还没有坐过飞机

Well ways to keep the cost down are

如果想要便宜方法有...

flying on weekdays multiple layovers or

周间飞过去多次转机或者...

this probably doesn't apply but

这个估计你们用不了但...

airlines offer special fares

航空公司会提供特殊费率

if there's been a death in the family.

给近期有家人亲戚过世的旅客

Interesting. May I use your phone

有意思我能借用你的电话吗

Hello

你好

What else you got

你还有什么招数

Hello

谁啊

See ya.

再见

Where you going ‭Out with Jana.

-你去哪里呢 -跟贾娜出去

You've been spending a lot of time with her lately.

你最近很常跟她泡在一起啊

Is she your girlfriend

她是你女朋友吗

Dad can you make her stop

老爸你能让她别八卦了吗

Yeah I could but I won't. Also I can't.

我可以但我偏不另外我其实没办法

I just want to know what's going on in your life.

我只是想关心你的生活近况嘛

And if this girl is someone special to you

如果你觉得这女孩是你很特别的人

then she's special to me.

那我也会视她如特别之人

Come on.

别闹了

Mary enough. ‭What I want to know.

-玛丽够了 -干嘛我想知道嘛

Bye.

再见

If it helps I don't care.

不知道能不能安慰到你但我不在乎

It does. Thank you.

安慰到了谢谢

Why doesn't he tell me anything

他为何什么都不愿意跟我说啊

When you were a teenager did you tell your parents stuff

当你是青少年的时候你跟你父母报告一切吗

Well no.

没有啊

Then why do you expect him to

那你为什么认为他应该做到

'Cause I'm a cool fun mom.

因为我是酷又有趣的那种妈妈啊

Dad good news. Airline tickets to California

爸爸好消息去加州的机票价格

are more affordable than you think.

比你想象中的要能负担许多

Sheldon we're not going.

谢尔顿我们不去

What's all this about

你们这是在说什么

Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture at Caltech.

斯蒂芬·霍金要在加州理工办讲座

If we leave on Wednesday and are willing to make four layovers

如果我们愿意周三飞过去并转机4次

in Boise Denver Albuquerque and Fargo

在博伊西丹佛阿尔伯克基与法戈转机

we can get there for only $95 each.

我们只需要95块一个人就可以了

I have a job I can't just leave in the middle of the week.

我有工作好吗不能周间想走就走

W Well then what about Mom

那妈妈呢

Sorry Shelly we're not in a position to do this.

谢利对不起但我们真的没办法

But Stephen Hawking's my hero.

可是斯蒂芬·霍金是我的英雄

Imagine if you got a chance to see Jesus or...

想象一下如果是你有机会见到耶稣或...

Dad got to meet the man who invented beer.

老爸有机会见到发明啤酒的人

Someone's Underoos are in a knot.

某人今天内裤打结心情不爽吗

My Underoos are fitting just fine thank you.

我的内裤平整舒服得很谢谢关心

Then why is there a stick up your butt

那你为什么脸臭得像屁股卡了东西

Stop making inquiries about my bottom.

不要再说跟我屁股有关的事了好吗

But I enjoy it.

但我喜欢啊

Mom and Dad won't take me to California to see Stephen Hawking.

爸妈不愿意带我去加州看斯蒂芬·霍金

You thought they would take you to California Yes.

-你本来以为他们会愿意带你去加州吗 -对啊

They wouldn't even buy me this book at the book fair.

书展时我想让他们给我买这本书都不行

I had to get it at the library.

害我只能去图书馆借

There's a booger on one of the pages.

其中一页里面还粘了鼻屎

Well I may never get another chance to see him in person.

我这辈子可能再也没有机会见到他了

Suck it up. You always get everything you want.

自己憋着吧你总是要什么都能被满足

That's not true.

才没有呢

You got a computer.

你有一台电脑

I'm reading a booger book. Fine.

-而我只能读鼻屎书 -行吧

How do you recommend I "suck it up"

那你建议我该怎么"憋着点"

I don't know when you don't get your way

不知道啊当事情不随你愿的时候

shut up and move on.

闭嘴继续过生活呗

Is that what you do Yeah.

-你都是这么做的吗 -是啊

And that's why you don't have a computer.

这就是为什么你没有一台电脑

Georgie is my son I have the right

小乔治是我儿子我有这个权利

to know who he's spending time with.

知道他都跟谁玩在一起

You talking about Jana

你是在说贾娜吗

You know her

你知道她啊

Well I don't really know her.

我并不认识她啦

I've seen them hanging out together at Dale's store

我只是有几次在戴尔的店里

a couple of times.

看到他们玩在一起

She's cute.

她挺可爱的

Great. So you know even more than I do.

漂亮你知道的都比我还多

Always have.

向来如此

I don't feel I'm being out of line wanting to...

我觉得我想知道这些不过分吧

know how old this girl is

比如她几岁了

or what church she goes to or her last name.

都去哪间教堂还有她姓什么

Owens.

欧文斯

What Now you know.

干嘛啦你现在不就知道了吗

Unbelievable

真是绝了

Oh geez you worry about Sheldon not being normal

天啊你整天担心谢尔顿不够正常

now you're worried about Georgie being normal

现在小乔治像个正常孩子你也要担心吗

how did I raise such a turd

我怎么养了你这么个小混蛋

I am not...

人家才不是...

that word.

那个词呢

If you can't say the word you might be the word.

如果你说不出那个词你有可能就是那个词

Over the next few days

在接下来的几天

I tried to take my sister's advice and "suck it up."

我尝试听我姐姐的建议自己憋着

But how could I

但我怎么憋得下这口气

when everything reminded me of Stephen Hawking

一切事物都在提醒我斯蒂芬·霍金的存在

L e a r n.

西于耶学[机械音]

That is correct. Now spell...

正确现在拼...

Oh dear

天啊

It's actually a shampoo for ladies

这其实是给女士用的洗发水

but my hair just responds to it.

但我的头发用后反应也很好

So what are you doing Friday night

你周五晚有什么事吗

No plans.

没什么事

My parents are gonna be out of town.

我爸妈要去外地

Really

真的吗

Wanna come over

你想来我家吗

My parents won't let me if your folks ain't there.

如果你爸妈不在家我爸妈不会同意让我去

Okay.

好吧

Uh but I guess I don't have to tell 'em.

不过我不用跟他们提这点吧

Cool.

那很好

Okay that's it.

好了就这样

Nothing was able to shake me from my doldrums

任何事物都无法让我一扫阴霾

not even Dr. Sturgis's jaunty new sweater vest.

连斯特吉斯博士很有活力的新毛衣背心都不行

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Yes

怎么了

You seem distracted.

感觉你有心事啊

I really wanted to see Stephen Hawking speak at Caltech

我真的很想去加州理工听斯蒂芬·霍金的讲座

but my parents can't afford the trip.

但我父母负担不起去的费用

That's too bad.

那太糟糕了

Dr. H puts on a heck of a show.

霍博士可会说了

I believe it.

我相信

Would it make you feel better to know this vest is reversible

如果告诉你这背心可以两面穿你会开心吗

A little. Thanks.

开心了一点点谢谢你

Wait.

等等

I may be able to help you with Hawking.

或许我有办法帮忙霍金这事

Really

真的吗

This vest is not the only thing that's full of surprises.

充满惊喜的可不只是这件背心而已啊

Where ya goin'

你要去哪里

Out.

出去

Out where

去哪里

Jana's.

贾娜家

Her parents gonna be there

她父母会在家吗

Yep. ‭Okay.

-会 -好吧

Let me just call and make sure.

那我打过去确认一下

Owens.

欧文斯

Owens.

欧文斯

That's her last name right Owens

她姓这个对吧欧文斯

Why are you being so weird

你为什么要怪里怪气的

I'm not being weird. Are you

我没有怪里怪气啊你呢

No.

我也没有啊

Good. No one's being weird.

很好没人怪里怪气

Don't call 'em.

别打给他们

Why not

为什么不打

Why can't you just trust me

你为什么不能直接相信我呢

Because I know that you're lying.

因为我知道你说谎了

What No I'm not.

什么我才没撒谎

I heard you on the phone with Jana.

我听到你跟贾娜打电话的内容了

You spied on me

你偷听我

I didn't mean to but I'm glad that I did

我不是有意的但我庆幸我这么做了

because you just lied to my face.

因为你刚刚当着我面说谎

You are not going anywhere.

你哪都不准去

Try and stop me.

有本事就拦着我啊

You walk out that door and your father gets involved.

你敢走出那扇门我就告诉你爸

I don't need this.

真是信了你的邪

Dang.

哇哦

Dad.

老爸

You missed everything. What happened

-你错过好戏了 -发生什么了

Georgie lied to Mom to be alone at Jana's house

小乔治骗了妈妈其实他要去贾娜家和她独处

but Mom knew 'cause she listened in on his phone call.

但妈妈知道了因为她偷听他讲电话

Oh boy.

我的天

Now he's grounded and everyone's mad.

现在他被禁足所有人都很生气

Not me. I'm super happy.

不包括我我看戏看得很开心

Well... bye.

好吧再见

Dad the university offered to pay for us to go to California

爸爸大学说可以负责我们去加州的费用

They're even putting us up in a hotel.

他们甚至给我们安排住酒店

You're kidding.

不会吧

We're going to California

我们要去加州吗

No just me and Dad.

不只有我和爸爸去

That's fair.

好公平哦

I'm so happy for you.

我真替你高兴呢

Sometimes sarcasm was laid on so thick

有时嘲讽的语气是如此浓烈

even I could detect it.

连我这种迟钝人也能听出来

Thanks

谢谢啦

This was not one of those times.

那次并不是其中一个例子

I see. Well no that makes sense.

我知道了不那可以理解

Okay John thanks.

好约翰谢了

Bye.

再见

Sheldon was right.

谢尔顿说对了

They're offerin' to pay for the whole trip.

他们主动要付整个旅程的费用

Why

为什么

Sturgis talked to his boss

斯特吉斯和他上司谈过

and they really want to keep Sheldon goin' to school there.

他们真的很想让谢尔顿继续在那上学

I guess I could take him.

我可以带他去的

Why you He asked me first.

为什么是你去他先找的我

I'm mad at Georgie right now.

我现在在生小乔治的气

It'd be good for us to have some space.

我们分开冷静一下比较好

So you pick a fight with Georgie

怎么你和小乔治吵架

and I don't get to go to California

结果惩罚我没得去加州吗

Fine you can go.

行吧那你去

Thank you.

谢谢

Have fun managing Sheldon's bathroom schedule

你要配合谢尔顿在不同时区的如厕时间表

in different time zones.

玩得开心哦

Let me get a picture of my boys before their big trip.

在我家帅哥们出发前拍张照留念

It's smart to document this.

记录下这一刻很明智

Next time you see me

因为你下次见到我时

I'll have been in the presence of Stephen Hawking.

我已经是见过斯蒂芬·霍金的人了

Smile.

笑一个

I'd prefer to look serious.

我比较想摆出严肃脸

This may appear in a textbook someday.

这张照片日后说不定会出现在教科书里

Say "Stephen Hawking."

说"斯蒂芬·霍金"

Stephen Hawking. ‭ Stephen Hawking.

-斯蒂芬·霍金 -斯蒂芬·霍金

Aw you made me smile.

你害我笑出来了啦

Wash up for dinner.

洗手吃饭了

I ain't eatin'.

我不吃

Well you're not watchin' TV.

那你也不准看电视

I can't leave the house and now I can't watch TV.

我不能出去现在连电视也不准看吗

Yeah it's called being grounded.

是啊禁足就是这样

I can't wait to move out.

我等不及搬出去住了

What was that

你说什么

Next time I'll say it on the phone

下次我会在电话上说

so you can hear me.

这样你就能听见了

You keep frownin' like that

你再继续皱眉头

you're gonna get wrinkles like your meemaw.

就会长出和姥姥一样的老人褶子

You look great.

你明明很美

I know I just wanted to hear you say it.

我知道我只是想听你说出来

What's on your mind

你在不爽什么

Sheldon always gets everything he wants.

谢尔顿总是想要什么就有什么

I guess he does.

好像的确如此

That's not fair huh

这不公平对吧

超不公平

On the other hand

但是

he's just going to some science lecture.

他也只是去听个科学讲座而已

I know but he gets to go on a plane to California.

我知道但他有机会坐飞机去加州耶

Planes aren't all that great.

飞机也没那么好啦

You can't even smoke on 'em anymore.

现在都不能在上面抽烟了

I tell you what

这样吧

after practice today

你今天练球结束后

you and me will do somethin' fun.

我和你去做点好玩的事

Can I have my first cigarette

我能抽人生第一支烟吗

不行

Can I get my ears pierced

我能穿耳洞吗

Your mom won't like that.

你妈绝对不会喜欢

So maybe.

所以也许可以

All right 34A and B this is us.

我看看 34A和B 就是这里

All right you want the aisle or the window

你想坐靠走道的还是靠窗的

Which one is assigned to me

哪个位子是分配给我的

It doesn't matter just pick one.

无所谓你选一个就是了

Well if I sit by the window I can watch the takeoff and landing

如果我坐靠窗位就能看到起飞和降落

but if I sit on the aisle

但如果我坐靠走道位

I'm closer to the bathroom.

就离洗手间近一点

Here we go.

又开始了

Although if I'm by the window

但如果我坐靠窗位

you'll have to get up when I use the bathroom.

我去洗手间时你就得起来

But if I'm not

然而如果我靠走道坐

I'll have to get up when you use the bathroom.

你去洗手间时我就得起来

Just pick one.

随便选一个吧

It's a tricky decision.

我难以抉择

My bladder's smaller than yours...

我的膀胱比你的小...

Everything okay here

二位有什么问题吗

About to be.

马上就解决了

Here ‭

来

Aisle it is

那你就靠走道啦

We're good.

没事了

Oh okay.

好

You want to help me with this

你要不要帮我弄这个

No.

不要

Hey

别走

You're the one who lied to me.

是你先欺骗我的

Well I'm done talkin' to you so it'll never happen again.

我以后不跟你说话了这样你不会再被骗啦

What

干嘛

I know you don't want to talk and that's fine.

我知道你不想说话没关系

You can just listen.

你听我说就行了

Life is hard enough if you make good decisions

即使做出正确决定生活也够艰难了

but if you make bad ones it gets even harder.

但如果做了错误决定生活就会雪上加霜

Nothin' was gonna happen with Jana.

我并不会和贾娜做什么

Georgie... ‭ No

-小乔治... -不

You always assume the worst with me.

你总是把我想得很坏

I'm sorry you were a perfect kid and I'm just a screwup.

很抱歉你小时候是乖乖牌而我却是个坏小孩

You are not a screwup.

你才不是坏小孩

And I was not a perfect kid.

我小时候也不是乖乖牌

Oh what'd you do sleep through church one mornin'

你做了什么天理不容的错事睡过头没去教堂吗

For your information...

告诉你

I used to skip class...

我以前常逃课

so that I could

就为了

drink beer in my boyfriend's truck.

去我男朋友卡车里喝啤酒

Dad had a truck back then

老爸那时就有卡车了吗

Not talkin' about your dad.

我说的不是你爸

I also...

我还...

stole your meemaw's car

偷开走你姥姥的车

and crashed it into a ditch.

结果开进沟里去了

Really

真的吗

With that boyfriend who wasn't Dad

跟不是我爸的那个男朋友一起吗

Missin' the point

这不是重点

‭If the point is you made some bad decisions and turned out fine

如果重点是你做过错误选择现在也好好的啊

then why you being so hard on me

那为什么还对我那么严厉

Because some decisions you cannot walk away from

因为有一些决定你永远无法摆脱

and they will affect the rest of your life.

它们会影响你一辈子

If you're talkin' about Jana getting pregnant

如果你是指贾娜怀孕

she ain't gonna.

她不会怀孕的

That is what I thought and the next thing I know

我当年也这么想的结果稀里糊涂

I'm at the courthouse gettin' married.

我就在法院办结婚手续了

You got married

你结婚

because you were pregnant

是因为你怀孕了吗

Yes.

没错

So I was a mistake

所以我只是个错误吗

No No

不绝对不是

You are a blessin'.

你是天赐的礼物

The mistake was lyin' to my parents

错的是我欺骗了我父母

so that I could spend the night at your dad's house.

就为了去你爸家过夜

And you know tequila.

还有喝龙舌兰

Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking.

女士们先生们我是本次航班机长

We're expecting a smooth flight to Los Angeles.

去洛杉矶的航程预计很平稳

Before we take off please direct your attention

起飞前请各位看向空乘

to the flight attendants as they review

他们会再强调一遍

some important safety procedures.

重要安全规程

"Safety procedures" Oh baby.

"安全规程" 爽啊

Take a minute to locate the exit closest to you.

请花点时间找到离您最近的出口

The nearest exit could be behind you.

最靠近您的出口也许在座位后方

Should the cabin experience sudden pressure loss

如果机舱突然失压

oxygen masks will drop down from above your seat...

您座椅上方的氧气面罩会自动脱落

Why would the cabin lose pressure

机舱为什么会失压

It won't. ‭Place the mask over your mouth and nose

-不会的 -将面罩罩在口鼻处

like this pull the strap to tighten it.

像这样拉紧带子

If you are traveling with children

如携带儿童乘机

make sure that your own mask is on first before helping your child...

请自己先戴好氧气面罩再帮助您的孩子

I don't like this at all.

我不喜欢这样

It's just a precaution.

这只是预防措施啦

You know... perfectly safe.

其实安全得很

In the unlikely event

万一遇到

of a water landing and evacuation...

水上迫降紧急疏散

Water landing water landing water landing...

水上迫降水上迫降水上迫降

I can't do this.

我办不到

Keep going we'll be right back.

你继续说我们很快回来

Uh sir

先生

Sheldon come out of there No

-谢尔顿快出来 -不要

At least open the door.

至少把门打开

Tell them I need to get off.

你告诉他们我得下飞机

Sir

先生

You both need to return to your seats.

你们二位都必须回到座位上

Just one second.

稍等一下

Sir. Sir...

先生先生

If you want to see Stephen Hawking

如果你想见斯蒂芬·霍金

we have to sit down right now.

我们必须立刻坐下

It's too dangerous. I can't

太危险了我做不到

It's okay to be scared.

你可以害怕没关系

Sir ‭Th That's when you got to dig deep and be brave.

-先生 -但此刻正是你挖掘内心勇气的时候

So what do you say

你怎么说

No I'm your terrified little boy

不我是你吓破胆的年幼儿子

Okay.

好吧

Sir please they're gonna call security

先生请出来他们要叫保安了

Just one more second.

再稍等一下

Mr. Spock

史波克先生

He flies around all the time in that spaceship.

他长期坐那艘飞船到处飞啊

He's not afraid is he

他也没害怕对吧

I'm not Mr. Spock.

我不是史波克先生

No but but I've seen you pretend to be him.

对但我见过你扮成他

Could you do that right now

你现在能扮成他吗

You be Spock I'll be Kirk.

你是史波克我是柯克舰长

Maybe.

也许可以

Okay Mr. Spock.

好史波克先生

Your first order is to return to your seat.

给你的第一个命令就是回到座位上

Aye Captain.

是舰长

Flight attendants prepare for takeoff.

空乘归位准备起飞

You okay Mr. Spock

你还好吗史波克先生

Doing my best sir.

我尽力了长官

The captain and Mr. Spock don't hold hands.

舰长和史波克先生是不会牵手的

Sorry.

抱歉

Okay maybe just this once.

或许就牵这一次吧

加州理工大学

I think we've been lied to about California.

我们以前听说的加州传闻好像都是假的

No one on this campus is tan at all.

学校里根本没人晒成古铜色肌肤

No they are not.

的确没有

Imagine all the stimulating conversations

想想这些桌子见证了

that must go on at these tables.

多少激动人心的讨论

I bet.

肯定的

I can see myself going here one day.

我能预见自己有一天来这里

I think you'd fit right in.

我想你会很适应的

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