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Nobody
else
is
stronger
than
I
am
世上没人比我强壮
Yesterday
I
moved
a
mountain
昨天我移了一座山
I
bet
I
could
be
your
hero
我相信我能当你的英雄
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
The
things
you
say
你说的话
Mm
you're
unbelievable
oh...
你真的是绝了
You're
unbelievable...
你真的是绝了
Previously
on
Young
Sheldon...
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要
Herschel
moved
out.
赫谢尔搬出去了
Oh
Brenda.
布兰达
I'm
so
sorry.
我很遗憾
I
think
I
have
a
boyfriend.
What's
his
name
-我好像交了男朋友 -他叫什么名字呢
Marcus
Adam
Larson.
He's
11
and
a
half
马库斯·亚当·拉森 他11岁半了
he
has
blond
hair
his
favorite
color's
green
他有一头金发 他最喜欢的颜色是绿色
and
he's
learning
how
to
skateboard.
他正在学怎么滑滑板
How
do
you
know
he's
your
boyfriend
那你怎么知道他是你男朋友
Because
this
happened.
因为有这个
Well
I
didn't
realize
you
had
documentation.
我没想到你有文件证明
I
know.
就是说啊
As
long
as
humans
have
been
on
Earth
从人类出现在地球上开始
they've
had
to
contend
with
viruses.
他们与病毒之间的战斗就从未停歇
And
as
long
as
I've
been
on
Earth
而我在地球上的这些时光里
I've
come
up
with
fun
ways
to
avoid
them.
我发明了许多有趣的方式来避开它们
I've
heard
so
much
about
you.
我听说过很多你的事迹
Apparently
not
how
I
feel
about
shaking
hands.
看来你没听说过我对握手有什么看法
I
wear
personal
protective
equipment...
我穿戴个人防护措施
You
come
here
right
this
instant.
你现在就给我过来
...and
I
was
social
distancing
before
it
was
cool.
并在社交距离流行起来之前就奉行多年
But
in
the
early
'90s
但在90年代初期
a
new
type
of
virus
became
prevalent.
有一种新型的病毒开始流行了起来
One
that
no
amount
of
hand
washing
could
stop.
而且无论你多勤洗手都无法预防
A
computer
virus.
电脑病毒
Oh
no.
惨了
But
let's
back
up
and
begin
this
story
in
a
simpler
time
不过我们先倒回到还未发生时的时光
before
an
insidious
infection
had
upended
my
life.
那是我还没被病毒暗算的美好从前
Hey
how
has
Billy
been
lately
最近比利在学校怎么样啊
I
don't
know.
不知道
Aren't
you
friends
你们不是朋友吗
We're
like
"head
nod
in
the
hallway"
friends.
只不过是"点头之交"
What's
that
那是什么意思
You
see
someone
in
the
hallway
you
give
'em
one
of
these.
就是在学校走廊碰见了 会这样来一下的交情
Ooh
there's
a
computer
game
called
Railroad
Kingdom.
新出了一个游戏叫《铁路王国》
Can
we
get
it
我们能买吗
How
much
is
it
要多少钱
$49.95.
49块95
Are
you
crazy
I'll
handle
this.
-你疯了吗 -我来跟他讲
I
am
not
paying
that
much
for
a
game.
我才不要花这么多钱买电脑游戏
It's
not
just
a
game.
It's
a
cutting
edge
simulation
这不止是个游戏 这是最尖端的经营模拟器
teaching
business
skills
能教导你商业技巧
in
the
golden
age
of
railroads.
It
doesn't
matter.
-让你在铁路的黄金时期大展拳脚 -我不管
But
what
if
I
end
up
running
a
railroad
one
day
万一有一天我需要营运一条铁路
and
don't
have
the
necessary
business
skills
但我缺乏了必要的商业技巧呢
I
think
I
nailed
him
with
crazy.
我刚说他疯了没说错吧
Anyway
反正...
I
just
wanted
to
check
in
我就是想来
and
see
how
you're
holding
up.
看看你状况如何
Working
extra
hours
being
a
single
mother.
加班挣钱 还得当单亲妈妈
Living
the
dream.
简直就是梦想实现啊
Want
me
to
give
you
a
hand
straightening
up
要我帮忙整理整理吗
Sure.
You
got
a
bulldozer
当然好啊 你有推土机吗
Maybe
we
just
need
to
get
your
mind
off
things.
或许我们带你转换一下心情就好了
Why
don't
we
go
out
this
weekend
have
a
girls'
night
我们这周末一起出去过个闺蜜之夜吧
Really
别闹了
Mary
Cooper's
gonna
show
me
a
fun
night
on
the
town
玛丽·库珀要带我去镇上狂欢一把吗
Yes.
没错
Where
we
going
bingo
at
the
church
我们要去哪里"野" 教堂里玩宾果连线吗
Not
anymore.
被你破哏了就只能换地方了
Why
do
these
games
have
to
be
so
expensive
为什么这些游戏都要卖这么贵
At
least
you
have
MTV.
至少你家能看流行音乐台
All
I
have
is
TV.
我家只有"台"电视
Will
you
please
stop
focusing
on
what
you
don't
have
能不能别再专注于你没有的东西
and
try
to
focus
on
what
I
don't
have
而是来专注于我没有的东西呢
Look
if
you
really
want
it
I
know
a
guy
如果你真的那么想要 我认识一个人
who
sells
bootleg
games
for
five
bucks.
他卖盗版游戏盘 只要5块钱
But
that's
like
stealing.
这样不等于盗窃智慧财产吗
Aren't
you
gonna
buy
the
game
eventually
你是不是有一天一定会去买正版
As
soon
as
I
save
up
enough
money.
等到我存够了钱就去买
So
you're
just
getting
it
early.
所以你只是先买了个抢先版而已嘛
I
suppose
an
actual
railroad
magnate
would
cut
some
corners.
我想铁路大亨们也必定有钻漏洞的时候
Problem
solved.
问题解决
Look
at
that
I
don't
even
have
the
game
瞧 我都还没买到游戏
and
I'm
already
learning
business
skills.
我就已经学习到商业技巧了
Cool.
厉害
Do
you
have
any
plans
Saturday
你这周六有什么安排吗
Why
There
a
Church
thing
干嘛 教会有活动吗
No.
I'm
free.
-没有 -那我有空
Good
because
Brenda's
having
a
rough
time
那太好了 布兰达最近挺难熬的
and
I
want
to
show
her
some
fun.
我想带她出去找点乐子
Fun
乐子吗
You
就你
Yes
me.
没错 就是我
Sorry
that
came
out
wrong.
抱歉 小的阴阳怪气了
I
know
how
to
have
a
good
time.
我知道怎么寻欢作乐好吗
Of
course
you
do.
That
came
out
wrong
too.
您当然懂啦 抱歉 语气又阴阳怪气了
George.
乔治
Where
you
gonna
take
her
你要带她去哪
Well
I
haven't
decided
yet
我还没决定好
but
I
did
find
a
coupon
to
Muriel's
Tea
Room.
不过我找到了一张马里奥茶室的折价券
Ooh
tea
room
that
sounds
like
a
blast.
茶室吗 感觉就超好玩呢
Boy
I
am
not
good
at
this.
天啊 我真的是"阴阳人"耶
Whatever
we
end
up
doing
Billy's
gonna
be
hanging
here
无论我们最后去哪里 比利都会来家里
with
Sheldon
so
you
need
to
watch
them.
跟谢尔顿玩 所以你得看着他们
I'm
happy
to
do
that.
乐意之至
That
one
sounded
pretty
good.
这次就听起来还可以
The
next
day
Tam
showed
up
隔天 丹带着
with
the
bootleg
copy
of
Railroad
Kingdom.
一片《铁路王国》的盗版软盘来了
I
wore
my
mittens
so
as
not
to
leave
fingerprints
我戴着手套接过 避免留下任何指纹
in
case
it
was
ever
used
as
evidence
against
me.
以防哪天这个光盘成为呈堂证供
Also
Tam
had
pulled
it
out
of
his
gym
bag.
Ugh.
也因为这软盘是从他的运动服袋里拿出来的
I
knew
it
was
wrong
but
listen
我知道这么做是不对的 但你听
to
that
seductive
theme
song.
它充满诱惑的主题曲
Hey
can
I
talk
to
you
我能跟你谈件事吗
What's
up
怎么了
Think
you
could
drop
me
off
at
the
movies
Saturday
night
你这周六晚可以送我去电影院吗
I'm
seeing
Jana.
Can't
Mom
do
it
我跟詹娜有约会 你叫妈送你啊
Mom's
going
out.
妈妈那天晚上要出门
And
I
kind
of
want
to
go
with
Marcus.
而且我是想要跟马库斯去啦
Ah.
So
you're
trying
to
go
on
a
secret
date.
所以你是想要偷偷约会是吗
Kind
of.
I
don't
know
how
I
feel
about
this.
-算吧 -我不知道我该对此作何感想
Come
on
it's
just
a
movie.
别这样嘛 就是看场电影而已
Have
you
been
out
with
him
before
Never
alone.
-你跟他一起出去约会过吗 -没单独约过
How
old
is
this
boy
Thirteen.
-这男孩几岁啦 -13岁
Do
his
parents
know
about
it
他的父母知道他要跟你约会吗
What
are
you
Mom
now
你现在是变成妈妈了吗
You're
my
sister.
You
and
boys
is
weird.
你是我的妹妹 让你跟别的男孩约会感觉很怪
Will
you
take
me
or
not
你到底要不要载我去啦
Fine.
行吧
Thank
you
thank
you
thank
you
谢谢 谢谢 谢谢你
You
best
not
be
hugging
him
like
this
你最好是别这么抱他
or
that
date's
gonna
be
over
real
quick.
不然我很快就让你的约会结束
It's
nice
you're
taking
Brenda
out.
你带布兰达出去玩还挺好心的
I'm
glad
someone
thinks
I
can
be
fun.
好高兴终于有人觉得我也很会玩
Who
said
fun
I
said
"Nice."
谁说你会玩了 我说你很"好心"
Okay
well
if
you're
so
fun
where
would
you
go
行 那既然你那么会玩 你会带她去哪玩
It's
not
rocket
science.
这有什么难的
She
just
wants
to
go
out
to
a
bar
and
have
some
laughs.
她只是想去酒吧轻松一下罢了
I
can
do
that.
我可以带她去
You
don't
sound
too
sure.
你语气不太坚定啊
It's
been
a
while
毕竟已经有些时日...
but
there's
no
reason...
You
want
me
to
come
-不过我也不是不... -你想我陪你们去吗
I'll
pay
for
all
your
drinks.
你的酒钱我包了
You
gonna
regret
that.
绝对喝到你破产
I
was
so
wrapped
up
in
my
game
我当时一心沉迷在我的游戏里
I
didn't
even
know
where
Tam
went.
连丹去哪了都不知道
But
I
didn't
care
但我根本不在乎
because
I
was
building
my
locomotive
empire.
因为我正忙着建筑我的火车王国
Little
did
I
know
但我当时不知道的是
as
I
was
spreading
tracks
across
North
America
当我一边在北美拓展商业版图时
a
computer
virus
was
spreading
itself
across
my
hard
drive.
电脑病毒也在我的硬盘里大杀四方
Next
stop
Infection
City.
下一站 感染城
I'm
leaving
soon.
How
do
I
look
我要出门了 我看起来怎么样
Good
actually.
其实还真不赖呢
Well
you
don't
have
to
sound
surprised.
你语气不用惊讶吧
Well
it's
nice
you
want
to
look
good
for
Brenda
Sparks.
你愿意为布兰达·斯巴克斯梳妆打扮可真好呢
What
are
you
looking
for
你在找什么呢
Deck
of
cards.
扑克牌
Why
You
gonna
play
with
the
kids
为什么 你要跟孩子们玩吗
Of
course
not.
I
I
invited
the
guys
over
for
poker.
当然不是 我邀请了朋友来家里打牌
You're
supposed
to
be
babysitting.
你不是应该看孩子吗
They
don't
want
me
around.
They're
gonna
be
watching
TV.
他们才不想我盯着 他们要看电视
But
do
you
really
need
to
be
gambling
那你也不至于要赌博吧
I
thought
you
were
trying
to
be
fun
tonight.
你今晚不是要欢乐模式吗
I
am.
我是啊
Well
this
seems
like
a
good
place
to
start.
那你就从现在开始启动吧
You
have
a
nice
time
with
your
friends.
Thank
you.
祝你跟朋友们玩得愉快
But
so
help
me
if
the
house
smells
like
cigars
但我先声明 如果我回家的时候
when
I
get
home
you
will
not
hear
the
end
of
it.
家里全是雪茄味 老娘一定跟你没完
It's
your
first
day
being
fun.
Y
You
keep
trying.
这是你人生第一次开始欢乐 你多多努力
Right
now
I'm
about
to
take
out
a
loan
so
I
can
build
现在我马上要去贷款好建造
the
first
railroad
line
between
the
Atlantic
and
the
Pacific.
第一条横穿太平洋海岸到大西洋海岸的铁路
Cool.
What
do
I
do
厉害 那我负责什么呢
You
watch
me
take
out
a
loan
so
I
can
build
你负责看我贷款好建造
the
first
railroad
line
between
the
Atlantic
and
the
Pacific.
第一条横穿太平洋海岸到大西洋海岸的铁路
Don't
you
have
a
game
that
two
people
can
play
你没有能两个人一起玩的游戏吗
I
do
but
not
one
that
lets
you
take
out
a
loan
有啊 但那些游戏没有任何一款
so
you
can
build
the
first
railroad
line
能让你看我贷款好建造
between
the
Atlantic
and
the
Pacific.
第一条横穿太平洋海岸到大西洋海岸的铁路
I'll
pick
Jana
up
first
then
we'll
go
get
Marcus.
我先去接詹娜 然后再去接马库斯
Okay.
好
So
what
movie
we
seeing
What
do
you
mean
"We"
-所以我们要看什么电影 -"我们"是什么意思
You
think
I'm
letting
you
go
to
the
movies
alone
with
him
你以为我会让你跟他单独看电影吗
What
do
you
think's
gonna
happen
你是觉得能发生什么事情啊
Nothing's
gonna
happen
'cause
I'm
gonna
be
there.
什么事情都不会发生 因为有我盯场
Relax
I'm
not
gonna
sit
with
you.
放轻松啦 我不会坐在你们旁边
I'll
be
in
the
back.
我会坐在后排
But
you'll
be
watching
me
但你会盯着我
Depends.
What
movie
we
seeing
不一定 得看我们是看哪部电影
Beauty
and
the
Beast.
《美女与野兽》
I'll
be
watching
you.
我绝对会盯着你
So
how
come
it's
taken
us
so
long
to
hang
out
为什么我们认识那么久 现在才一起出来玩
Well...
my
husband
never
left
me
before.
大概是因为我老公没抛下我过吧
We
can
joke
about
it
现在已经能开这事玩笑了吗
Good.
那太好了
'Cause
that's
gonna
make
this
night
way
easier.
能开玩笑今晚可就轻松多了
Here
we
go.
大家来
Is
that
three
beers
I
see
我看到了三杯啤酒吗
It's
girls'
night
out
and
I
said
今晚是闺蜜之夜嘛
I
was
gonna
show
you
a
good
time.
而且我答应你要带你好好玩
All
right
then
party
girl
give
us
a
toast.
行啊 派对女王 来个祝酒词
Oh
um
well
uh...
这个嘛...
Bless
these
beers
请保佑这三杯啤酒
and
the
bartender
who
poured
them.
以及为我们倒酒的酒保
Seriously
你不是吧
I
thought
it
was
good.
我感觉说的内容还不错啊
I
I'll
handle
this.
我来祝吧
To
friends.
敬朋友们
And
to
Brenda's
crap
husband
who
made
this
night
possible.
也感谢布兰达的垃圾老公让我们能齐聚一堂
Mom.
It's
okay
she
said
we
could
joke
about
it.
-妈 -没事的 她说我们可以开这事玩笑
You
have
a
serving
bowl
I
can
put
these
in
你有能让我放零食的碗吗
A
serving
bowl
零食碗
I
didn't
realize
we
were
原来我们是在跟
playing
poker
with
Martha
Stewart.
烹饪女王玛莎·斯图尔特打牌啊
I
will
make
civilized
men
of
y'all
if
it
kills
me.
我拼死也要把你们变成文明人
I
was
just
laughing
'cause
he's
my
boss.
我刚才捧场笑只是因为他是我老板
I'll
get
you
a
bowl.
我去给你拿个碗
Uh
hey
Billy.
比利 你好啊
I
thought
you
were
playing
computer
games
with
Sheldon.
你不是在跟谢尔顿玩电脑游戏吗
I
got
bored
so
I
came
out
here.
我觉得无聊 所以出来坐
Well
you
want
me
to
go
get
him
想让我叫他出来吗
No
I'm
fine
by
myself.
不用 我一个人待着就好
Where's
my
serving
bowl
我的零食碗呢
Uh
hey
Wayne
this
is
Billy.
韦恩 这是比利
Hello.
你好
His
mama's
the
one
Mary
took
out
tonight.
玛丽今晚就是带他妈妈出去散心
Oh
right.
原来如此
Billy
you
just
make
yourself
comfortable
比利 你随意 当自己家就好
watch
whatever
you
want
and
help
yourself
to
the
fridge.
想看什么电视都行 冰箱里的东西随便吃
Thank
you.
谢谢
You
can't
just
leave
this
kid
by
himself.
你不能丢下这孩子一个人
Why
not
为什么
His
father's
gone.
He's
lonely.
他爸爸走了 他很孤单
Well
what
do
you
want
me
to
do
那你想让我怎么做
invite
him
to
play
poker
邀请他一起打扑克吗
Hey
Billy
why
don't
you
come
hang
with
us
比利 不如来跟我们一起玩吧
What
is
happening
什么情况
Oh
no.
惨了
Hello
you've
reached
the
Tandy
Tech
Support
Hotline.
你好 这里是坦迪技术支持热线
I
need
help.
I
think
I
have
a
virus.
我需要帮助 我好像中毒了
I
was
playing
this
game
and
then
suddenly...
我玩游戏玩到一半 突然...
Current
wait
time
is
28
minutes.
目前等待时间为28分钟
It
wasn't
bad
enough
I
had
to
wait
要我等还不是最痛苦的
I
also
had
to
listen
to
rock
and
roll.
我还得听可怕的摇滚乐
So...
那么
how
serious
is
it
with
you
two
你们的关系有多认真
Well
we've
held
hands
hugged
once
我们牵过手 拥抱过一次
and
we
haven't
kissed
but
we
did
share
a
straw.
还没接过吻 但分享过同一根吸管
Wow
pretty
serious.
那算很来真的
They
haven't
even
been
on
a
date
yet.
他们都没约会过
We
got
pretty
serious
before
you
ever
took
me
on
a
date.
你还没带我约会之前我们就已经很亲密啦
Cool
it
with
that.
别大肆宣扬
Can
I
ask
a
relationship
question
Of
course.
-我能问个恋爱问题吗 -问啊
Who
said
"I
love
you"
first
谁先说"我爱你"的
Funny
you
should
ask.
你问得巧了
Now
I
think
he
cared
more
about
我觉得他在乎
those
stupid
chickens
than
he
did
me.
那些破鸡仔多过在乎我
Oh
that's
not
true.
才不是这样的
He
took
them
when
he
left.
他走的时候把鸡也带走了
Okay
that's
a
tough
one.
Give
me
a
sec.
好吧 这点很难圆 容我想一想
Why
are
we
talking
about
this
We
should
be
having
fun.
我们为什么聊这个 我们应该玩个痛快
Actually
it
feels
good
to
get
it
off
my
chest.
事实上 发泄出来感觉很好
Well
let's
get
into
it.
那就展开说说
What
happened
发生了什么
If
it's
another
woman
she's
a
tramp
如果有第三者 她就是个荡妇
and
you're
way
prettier.
你漂亮多了
No.
Although
sometimes
没有 但有时候
I
wish
there
was.
我倒希望真有第三者
Then
I'd
have
someone
to
be
mad
at
那我就能生那个人的气
other
than
myself.
而不是气自己
And
here
I
thought
this
one
was
gonna
be
the
sad
sack.
我还以为会是这家伙软弱落泪呢
Mom
that
is
enough.
妈 够了
Oh
there's
my
little
killjoy.
我的宝贝扫兴鬼果然来了
Do
you
know
anything
about
poker
No.
-你对扑克有什么了解吗 -完全没有
That's
all
right
neither
does
this
guy.
没关系 这家伙也不懂
Good
one
boss.
好好笑 老板
This
is
fun.
真好玩
Good.
Glad
you're
here.
那很好啊 我很高兴你加入
My
dad
never
let
me
play
cards
with
him.
我爸从来不让我跟他一起打牌
And
then
he
left.
然后他就走了
Sorry
are
we
still
playing
不好意思 我们还玩吗
'Cause
I've
got
a
really
good
hand.
因为我这手牌真的很好
Tandy
Tech
Support.
This
is
David.
坦迪技术支持 我是大卫
How
can
I
help
you
我有什么能帮你
Hello
I'm
having
a
problem
你好 我的坦迪1000SL
with
my
Tandy
1000SL.
型号电脑出了问题
What's
going
on
怎么了
I
think
I
have
a
computer
virus.
我的电脑好像中毒了
Well
let's
not
jump
there
yet.
先别急着下这定论
Could
be
lots
of
things.
What
did
you
see
有很多可能 你看到什么画面
Pixels
started
disappearing
and
then
像素开始消失 然后
a
message
read
"Disk
Destroyer
your
hard
drive
有一条信息写着 "磁盘破坏者 你的硬盘
is
now
corrupted."
Yeah
that's
a
virus.
-已被破坏" -确实是病毒
Oh
dear.
妈呀
Have
you
used
any
unlicensed
software
lately
你最近有用过未授权软件吗
Um...
I'm
not
sure
I
should
answer
that
我不确定在咨询律师前
without
consulting
an
attorney
first.
是否该回答这问题
Hey
hey
I
get
it.
I
play
a
lot
of
games
我懂的 我也玩很多游戏
not
always
officially
purchased.
有时也不是从官方途径购买的
I'm
just
here
to
help
get
your
computer
up
and
running.
我只是提供帮助 让你电脑恢复正常
Thank
you
for
understanding
David.
感谢你的理解 大卫
I'm
not
usually
a
rule
breaker
but
it
was
Railroad
Kingdom
通常我不会违纪违规 但这可是《铁路王国》
and
I
really
wanted
it
because
I
love
trains.
我真的很想玩 因为我最爱火车了
And
it
was
$49.95.
但这游戏要49.95美元
My
mom
said
it
was
too
expensive.
我妈妈说太贵了
And
I
was
going
to
buy
it
eventually
我本来想慢慢攒钱买下来的
and
Tam
said
that
was
good
enough
但丹说之后会补买正版就行了
so
I
got
a
bootleg
copy
and
now
I
have
a
virus
所以我弄了个盗版的 结果中毒了
which
I
very
much
deserve.
都是我活该
I'm
sorry
who's
Tam
不好意思 丹是哪位
So
no
one's
gonna
say
anything
for
the
rest
of
the
night
今晚不会再有人开口说话了吗
when
the
subject
of
love
came
up.
没人说话了
I
said
something.
That
doesn't
count.
-我有说话啊 -那不算数
Missy
if
you
said
"I
love
you"
to
Marcus
米希 如果你对马库斯说"我爱你"
and
he
said
"samesies
"
would
you
be
okay
with
that
Well...
-他回答"一样" 你能接受吗 -这个
And
before
you
answer
remember
who
agreed
在你回答之前 先想想是谁答应
to
take
you
on
a
secret
date.
偷带你出来约会的
Don't
ask
her
she's
a
kid.
别问她 她只是小孩子
She
held
hands
and
shared
a
straw
她可是牵过手和分享过吸管的
You
ready
to
start
dating
again
你准备好重返情场了吗
I
think
I
need
some
time.
我还需要些时间
Well
if
you
change
your
mind
there's
a
gentleman
如果你改变主意了 吧台那边有位先生
over
here
at
the
bar
who
would
like
us
很想让我们
to
see
his
butt
crack.
欣赏他的屁股缝
So
then
was
there
no
big
blowup
when
he
left
这么说他离开时你们并没大吵一架
Not
really.
没有
Well
what
happened
那到底发生了什么
Let's
see...
We
used
to
be
happy.
我想想 我们以前很快乐
Little
by
little
we
weren't.
但感情渐渐就淡了
Then
there
was
bickering
然后我们开始吵架
then
there
was
silence
and
then...
接着冷战 最终
...it
was
over.
婚姻就走到了尽头
I
mean...
可是
all
couples
bicker
right
每对夫妻都会吵架 对吧
You
worried
about
you
and
George
你担心你和乔治的婚姻吗
Of
course.
当然
I'm
sure
you
guys
will
be
fine.
你们一定会好好的
And
if
it
doesn't
work
out
I'd
be
happy
to
introduce
you
如果没能白头偕老 我很乐意介绍你
to
Butt
Crack
Bob
over
here.
认识那位屁缝哥
Well
I
know
it's
rough
but
my
old
man
left
我知道这很让人难受 我爸离家时
when
I
was
around
your
age.
我也跟你现在差不多大
What
are
you
about
16
17
你大概16 17岁对吧
I'm
12.
我12岁
Damn.
长得真成熟
You
know
maybe
he
doesn't
want
to
talk
about
this.
也许他不想聊这件事
Sometimes
it's
good
to
get
stuff
off
your
chest.
有时把心里的烦恼发泄出来是好事
My
man's
been
through
a
lot.
我哥们受了很多苦
And
we're
here
for
you.
Thank
you.
-我们都会陪着你 -谢谢
I'm
gonna
raise.
我要加注
On
the
bright
side
往好的一面看
you
could
look
after
your
mom
now.
现在你可以照顾你妈妈了
That's
what
I
did.
我当年就是这么做的
Made
a
man
out
of
me.
那经历让我成长为男子汉
You
know
Billy
sometimes
these
things
are
for
the
best.
比利 有时发生这种事才是最好的
Why
would
you
say
that
你干嘛这么说
My
parents
had
a
bad
marriage.
我父母婚姻不幸 感情不好
Honestly
it...
老实说
it
was
hard
to
be
around.
待在他们身边很痛苦
Full
boat
read
'em
and
weep.
Come
to
papa.
葫芦 你们哭吧 来爸爸怀里
Sorry.
抱歉
Should
we
just
forget
it
and
go
home
我们能不能算了 直接回家
Fine
by
me.
我没意见
Does
the
backseat
get
a
vote
后座的人有投票权吗
You
put
me
on
the
spot.
是你让我为难的
I
never
said
that
to
anyone
before.
我从没对任何人说过那句话
Me
neither
and
it
didn't
go
well.
我也没有 结果并不好
Samesies.
一样
I'm
sorry.
对不起
I'm
not
even
sure
what
it's
supposed
to
feel
like.
我都不确定爱应该是什么感觉
Well
if
you
felt
it
you'd
know.
如果你感觉到爱 你会知道的
I
know
that
I
like
you.
我知道我喜欢你
A
lot.
很喜欢
More
than
anybody
else.
比喜欢其他人都多
Really
真的吗
Yeah.
是啊
By
the
way
when
Marcus
is
in
the
car
提醒下 马库斯上车后
you
can't
be
this
lame.
你们可不能这么逊
Okay
so
what
we're
gonna
need
to
do
is
我们需要做的是
wipe
your
hard
drive
clean
and
reinstall
the
operating
system.
彻底抹掉硬盘数据 重装操作系统
What
about
all
my
files
那我的文件怎么办
Do
you
have
everything
backed
up
你有备份吗
I
back
up
my
files
every
Thursday
night.
我每周四晚上都会备份
I
call
it
Backup
Thursdays.
我称之为备份星期四
It's
not
the
catchiest
but
it
sums
up
the
situation.
不算很朗朗上口 但总归是总结了情况
Perfect.
After
we
wipe
your
drive
you
can
restore
it
很好 抹除硬盘数据后 你可以恢复文件
and
you'll
be
good
as
new.
Thank
you
so
much.
-到时就会完好如新 -非常感谢
No
problem.
So
start
by
turning
the
computer
off
不客气 你先关闭电脑
and
inserting
the
DOS
disk.
插入DOS盘
Wait
what
if
I
used
the
backup
disk
等等 如果我是在
after
the
virus
was
already
on
the
computer
电脑中毒后才使用的备份盘呢
Oh.
Uh
then
I'm
afraid
it's
corrupted
too.
那恐怕备份盘也损坏了
But
how
do
I
get
my
files
那我怎么取出文件呢
You
don't.
取不了
But
I
have
all
my
old
papers
on
there
但我的旧论文全在里面
my
parents'
taxes.
还有我爸妈的税务文件
I'm
sorry.
很抱歉
You
ever
play
football
No
sir.
-你打过橄榄球吗 -没有 先生
Think
about
it.
I
will
forge
a
birth
certificate
tomorrow.
考虑看看 我明天就可以帮你搞假年龄证明
Dad
something
terrible
happened.
What's
the
matter
-爸爸 发生了可怕的事 -怎么了
I
lost
all
the
files
on
my
computer.
我电脑上的文件全部不见了
Oh
well
I'm
sure
you
can
get
'em
back.
你一定可以找回来的
I
can't
and
It's
all
my
fault.
找不回了 这都是我的错
All
right
calm
down.
好了 冷静点
I
can't
calm
down.
This
is
a
disaster.
我无法冷静 这是天大的灾难
It'll
be
okay
Sheldon.
会没事的 谢尔顿
You
don't
understand.
They're
gone.
你不明白 文件全丢了
And
they're
gone
forever.
一去不复返
And
no
matter
what
I
do
they're
never
coming
back
不管我做什么 它们再也不会回来了
so
it
won't
be
okay.
所以怎么可能会没事
I
wish
I
could
tell
you
我真希望能告诉你
I
realized
the
cruel
irony
我意识到我刚对比利说的话
of
what
I
had
just
said
to
Billy
有多残酷多讽刺
and
apologized.
并且向他道歉了
But
I
didn't.
但我没有
Like
a
virus
就像病毒
heartbreak
can
also
spread.
心碎也会传播
Once
it
does
it's
hard
to
contain.
一旦传开了 就很难控制
In
some
cases
you
can
try
to
reboot
and
start
over.
有时候你可以试着重启 从头来过
But
it
makes
you
appreciate
those
early
days
无论如何 这经历会让你感激从前的美好时光
when
your
hard
drive
was
clean...
那时你的硬盘还安全无毒
...and
the
world
was
full
of
possibility.
世界仍充满可能
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