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Power has always been a deadly narcotic

权力自古以来都是最致命的毒品

and in 1989

而在1989年

RadioShack's Tandy 1000 SL

坦迪1000SL系列电脑

was my drug of choice.

是我所选之毒

With an Intel 8086

英特尔8086处理器

running at eight megahertz

运行速度8兆赫兹

and a five and a quarter inch floppy drive

加上一个5.25吋软盘驱动器

there was nothing I couldn't do.

我简直无所不能

From adding snazzy graphics to my homework...

从给我的作业增加碉堡的图形

So snazzy.

碉堡了

...to easily alphabetizing

到轻松地按字母顺序排列

my list of enemies and their crimes.

我敌人的名字及其罪行

So easy.

太轻松了

Sheldon time to go.

谢尔顿该走了

We really need to get one of these.

我们真应该买一台电脑

What on earth do we need a computer for

我们要一台电脑干什么

Yeah we got you and your big head.

对啊我们有你和你的大脑袋

But we can get so much accomplished.

但有了电脑我们可以完成很多事情

I could use a spreadsheet program

我可以用电子制表程序

to keep track of your expenses.

记录你的日常开支

I do that in the back of my checkbook.

我用我的支票本背面记了

Yes but does your checkbook go "Beep" when you open it

但你打开你的支票本时它会哔地一声响吗

I don't think so.

不会吧

Plus the computer can organize your recipes.

再说了电脑可以整理你的菜谱

But my recipes are organized.

可我的菜谱都整理好了

On index cards.

用的是索引卡片

Like a cave person.

就像远古山顶洞人

Cave Mom. I'm gonna call you that.

山洞妈妈我以后要这么叫你

It doesn't matter Sheldon.

这些都不重要谢尔顿

We can't afford a computer.

我们买不起电脑

Sure we can. It's only $998

买得起现在只要998美刀

and Dave says we can buy it on easy monthly payments.

戴夫说我们可以每个月分期付款购买

That's true.

没错

Stay out of this Dave.

别多事戴夫

Come on.

走吧

We got to get home.

我们得回家了

But...

可是...

Sheldon I said no.

谢尔顿不行就是不行

I can make you a good deal on the floor model mrs. Cooper.

展品电脑我可以给你个优惠价库珀夫人

Seriously Dave you're getting on my nerves.

说真的戴夫你要惹毛我了

It's not fair.

这不公平

You bought Missy a Ring Pop.

你给米西买了戒指糖

那才十美分

And I'm worth every penny. Let's go.

-每一分钱都没白花 -走吧

Sorry Dave.

抱歉戴夫

We're living paycheck to paycheck.

我们家生活拮据没闲钱

年

少

谢尔顿

Move

快走

Ah RadioShack. Ah RadioShack.

-睿侠电器行 -睿侠电器行

Here it is the Tandy 1000 SL computer system.

就是它坦迪1000SL电脑系统

Sheldon was going on and on about that thing today.

今天谢尔顿不停地在念叨这玩意

I've never seen one so easy to use.

我从来没见过这么易于使用的电脑

Greetings. Need directions back to your planet

你们好需要指引你们回母星的路吗

This technology is more advanced than we thought.

这科技比我们想象中更先进

You know that movie E.T.

你们知道《E.T. 外星人》这部电影吗

The kid who finds him his name is Elliott

发现外星人的小孩叫艾略特

which starts with an "E" And ends with a "T."

名字首字母是E 尾字母是T

Coincidence

巧合吗

I don't think so.

我可不这么认为

You're gonna live with us forever aren't you

你这辈子都要跟我们住在一起了是吗

So Sheldon wants a computer

谢尔顿想要台电脑啊

Ever since he could talk.

自打他会说话就吵着要

But now more than ever.

看到这个更变本加厉了

Well he should get a job after school.

他可以放了学后干点零工

Save up and buy one.

自己攒钱买一台

Get a job He's nine.

干零工他才九岁

I mowed lawns when I was his age.

像他这么大的时候我都去帮人修剪草坪了

Made pretty good money.

还挣了不少钱呢

You want Sheldon to mow lawns

你想让谢尔顿去修剪草坪吗

He's so pale five minutes in the sun

他这么弱不禁风在太阳底下五分钟

he'd burst into flames.

就会被烧成灰

I would pay to see that.

我愿意付钱看这一幕

Shut up Georgie.

闭嘴小乔治

I hope you told him we can't afford it.

希望你跟他说过我们买不起

Of course.

当然说了

I could buy it for him

我可以先给他买一台

and then y'all could pay me back when you can.

然后你们可以等有钱了再还给我

Okay Connie now you're just insulting me.

好吧康妮你这话就等于在羞辱我

Well that was not my intention

那并不是我的本意

but I'm glad to hear it.

但我很乐意你这么想

I can pay my own bills

我有能力支付自家的开支

and take care of my family.

也有能力照顾好我的家人

There are expenses we could cut back on

我们的确可以削减某些开支

so we could afford a computer.

这样我们就能买得起电脑了

You mean like the money you give to church

你是说你给教堂的那些钱吗

No I mean like the money you give

不我是说那些你给

to the Lone Star Beer company.

孤星啤酒公司的钱

Good one Mom.

说得好妈妈

Shut up. Shut up pumpkin.

-闭嘴 -闭嘴小南瓜

We're not getting a computer.

我们不买电脑

We don't need your money.

我们也不需要你的钱

Where are you going

你去哪里

To get a... glass of milk.

去倒... 一杯牛奶

He's lying. He's getting a beer.

他撒谎他要去倒啤酒

Shut up Georgie.

闭嘴小乔治

Mom

妈妈

Why are you still up

你怎么还不睡

Madame Curie is on the roof

居里夫人在房顶

and she's not wearing her hat.

而且她没有戴帽子

You're just dreaming baby.

你在做梦呢宝贝

But she'll be cold without her hat.

可她没帽子会着凉的

I'll give her mine. Now you go to sleep.

我把我的给她你快睡吧

Mm thanks Mom.

谢谢妈妈

You're the best.

你最好了

Oh Lord.

老天啊

I'm guessing we're not having our once a week.

我猜我们的每周一"日"要取消了

Sorry I only have relations with gentlemen I like.

抱歉我只跟我喜欢的绅士发生关系

Oh come on. You know how I feel

拜托你明知道我不喜欢

about your mother meddlin' in our finances.

你妈干涉我们家的财务

She wasn't meddlin' she was offering to help.

她不是来干预她只是想帮忙

And that computer is not some silly toy.

而且电脑不是什么白痴玩具

Sheldon could use it for his schoolwork

谢尔顿可以用来做作业

and I could use it to... organize my recipes.

而我可以用来...整理我的菜谱

You already got 'em organized on those little cards.

你早就用那些小卡片整理好了

Yeah like a cave person.

是啊像个山顶洞人

Well it doesn't matter.

这都不重要

We can't afford it end of story.

重点是我们买不起话题结束

Not exactly end of story.

或许还没完全结束

What's that mean

这话什么意思

I've been setting money aside the last couple of years

过去几年我一直在存钱

and this might be a good use for it.

或许养兵千日就是用在此时了

Money from what

你哪里来的钱啊

You know here and there.

就是这里存点那里存点来的啊

Bookkeeping for the church

帮教堂记账

birthday money from my Aunt Zelda.

塞尔达阿姨给的生日红包

And just how much of this "Here and there" money

你"这里那里"攒下来的钱

you got saved up

有多少啊

Well seeing as it's my money

鉴于这是我的钱

I don't think that's any of your business.

有多少你管不着

None of my business

我管不着吗

You see every nickel I make and you got secret money

我挣的每一分你都要管你却有私房钱

It's not secret. I just told you.

这不是私密我刚告诉你了

Where you hiding it

你把钱藏哪儿了

Well now you're headed into secret territory.

现在你可问到了私密问题

Oh okay.

好吧

Just so I'm clear my money's our money

我确定一下我的钱是我们的钱

but your money's your money.

但你的钱是你自己的钱

That's right.

没错

Oh good to know.

很高兴知道这一点

I'm glad we're not having our once a week

还好我们每周一"日"活动取消

'cause I am not in the mood.

因为老子现在完全没心情

Really

真的吗

That's too bad.

那真是太可惜了

Why Are you

为什么你有吗

有你个大头鬼

That was uncalled for.

需要这么耍我吗

I forgot to tell you a girl called for you.

忘记告诉你了有个女孩打来找你

What girl

什么女孩

I don't know. A girl.

我不知道就一个女孩

Well what'd she say

她说什么了

It's hard to remember. This was months ago.

想不太起来都好几个月前了

Two cases

两箱啤酒

You've got to be kidding me.

你在和我开玩笑吧

Don't worry I didn't use your money.

别担心我没有用你的钱

I used mine.

我用了我的钱

Finish your dinner

快吃完你们的晚饭

and then pack a bag.

吃完收拾行李

We are going to Meemaw's.

我们要去姥姥家

Why

为什么

Because your mom and dad need a break from each other.

因为你们爸妈需要分开一段时间

For how long

分开多久

I don't know. Just pack.

我不知道赶紧收拾

Will I need earmuffs

我需要带耳罩吗

Sure if you want.

想带就带上吧

Although my almanac does predict mild temperatures.

不过我的年鉴预测温度适宜

Then don't bring it.

那就别带了

I'll just bring my almanac.

我就带上我的年鉴吧

You know what I'll bring both.

算了我两样都带上吧

Should I pack my toothbrush

我该带上我的牙刷吗

or use the one I keep at Meemaw's

还是直接用放在姥姥家那支

I got this one.

这题我来回答

Nobody cares.

谁管你啊

I don't want to go to Meemaw's house.

我不想去姥姥家

What if that girl calls back

万一那女孩又打来怎么办

Fine then stay here with your father.

行那你就跟你爸待在这里

Sheldon and Missy we are out of here in half an hour.

谢尔顿米希我们半小时后就走

Not a lot of time to pick a toothbrush.

没多少时间让我考虑带不带牙刷啊

Come on in.

进来吧

Mom and Dad need a break.

妈妈跟爸爸需要分开一段时间

We don't know how long.

我们不知道要多久

What's he got in there

他都带了什么

Everything.

什么都带了

I ain't never getting married.

我永远都不要结婚

That so Yeah.

-是吗 -对啊

Women are nothing but trouble.

女人都是麻烦精

I'll get it

我去接

Hello Georgie speaking.

你好我是小乔治

Did you run to the phone Do you feel stupid

你跑来接电话了吗感觉自己像白痴吗

Who was it

谁啊

Nobody.

没谁

This little tiff between your mom and me will blow over.

我跟你妈之间的小矛盾很快就会过去

Don't make a big deal of it.

别小题大做

I'm not. I'm just saying

我没有啊我只是说

I'm better suited to the single life.

我更适合当一匹单身独狼

And how do you picture that

何以见得

Okay well you know the buffet at Golden Corral

你知道外面那些自助餐餐厅吧

where there's all kinds of choices

有各式各样的食物随你挑选

and you can have as much as you want

而且你想吃多少份多少种都随你

Yeah.

知道啊

It'll be like that only with hot girls.

单身就跟那个一样不过是随便选辣妹

Georgie I'll bet you a thousand dollars

小乔治我跟你打赌1000块

you're married before you're 25.

你会在25岁之前就结婚

You got a bet.

跟你赌了

I feel like i'm stealing your money.

感觉就像直接偷你的钱啊

Georgie married his first wife at 19.

小乔治在19岁时娶了他第一任老婆

He never paid my father.

他一直没把赌输的钱给我爸

Well I got to tell you how happy I am

我想告诉你们我很开心

that y'all are spending the night with me.

有你们来我家过夜

Your house smells like cigarettes.

你家闻起来一股烟味

So happy.

太开心了

Sheldon we've talked about this.

谢尔顿我们谈过这个事情了

You don't need to announce to people how things smell.

你别去跟人家说哪里有什么味道

All right you two settle in.

好啦你们两个都躺好

Are you and Dad gonna get a divorce

你跟爸爸会离婚吗

Of course not.

当然不会啦

Are you sure Packing up your kids

你确定吗打包行李带着你的孩子

in the middle of the night and moving in with your mom

大半夜搬去你妈妈家

has all the earmarks of a divorce.

这都是离婚的信号

We're not getting a divorce.

我们不会离婚

Okay go to sleep.

乖乖睡觉吧

Sweet dreams.

祝好梦

I can't believe Mom and Dad had a fight over beer.

真不敢相信爸妈为了啤酒吵架

I don't think the fight was about beer.

我觉得不是因为啤酒

I think there was more subtext.

应该还有潜在理由

You're probably right.

我估计你说的是对的

Then again I don't know what subtext is.

虽然我不懂"潜在理由"是什么

I don't want to get in your business

我不想多事掺和你们的家事

but since you're getting in my bed

但既然你都"掺和"到我床上了

I'm getting in your business. Go ahead.

-我只好掺和了 -问吧

When you leaving

你什么时候走

Very funny.

真好笑

That wasn't a joke.

这不是玩笑话

I love you and I love the kids

我爱你也爱孩子们

but I love you better living across the street.

但我更爱你们住在街对面

Sorry the end of my marriage is inconveniencing you.

抱歉我婚姻的终结给你带来不便

Oh don't be so dramatic.

别小题大做好吗

It's a little spat.

只是吵个小架而已

No this was a long time coming.

不这是积累已久的矛盾

This goes to the very core of our relationship.

这问题关系到我们婚姻的内核

I see we're sticking with dramatic.

看来你是要继续小题大做了

The minute he found out I had money set aside

他一发现我自己有存私房钱

he felt threatened. And you know why

就觉得受到威胁你知道为什么吗

'Cause it meant that I can live independent of him.

因为这代表我不依靠他也能独立生活

Sleeping in your mommy's bed

比如睡在你妈咪的床上吗

You know what I mean.

你懂我意思

You gonna buy Sheldon that computer

你准备给谢尔顿买那台电脑吗

Well now I have to.

现在不买也不行了

Got it.

知道了

You do know I still have an active love life.

你知道我还有活跃的性生活吧

Just go to sleep.

赶快睡吧

On this very bed.

就在这张床上"活跃"

Oh Mom.

我的妈啊

What's for breakfast

早餐吃什么

I don't know. Grab a bowl of cereal.

我也不知道倒一碗麦片吧

Mom usually makes us eggs and toast

妈妈通常给我们做鸡蛋和吐司

and the occasional meat.

偶尔还会有肉

Well Mom isn't here is she

妈妈又不在家

Whoa. Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

某人今天下床错边起床气很大啊

And you had a choice 'cause you had the whole bed.

明明整张床任你选边

Georgie.

小乔治

Walking on thin ice.

你在拿生命开玩笑

Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.

也许你该到街对面道歉

I can't do that.

我不能那样做

Why not

为什么

'Cause if I do it sets a bad precedent.

因为如果我去了就立下了不好的先例[总统]

What's Nixon got to do with it

尼克松总统跟这事有什么关系

What

什么

You said "Bad president " like Nixon.

你说"不好的总统" 尼克松就是总统啊

You know this guy.

就是这个家伙啊

You going to apologize

你要去道歉吗

Dad

爸爸

Dad

爸爸

If you are bring back meat

如果是的话带肉回来

Hey. I hope you're happy.

希望你这下开心了

Thank you Georgie. That's very kind.

谢谢你小乔治你真好

Mom and Dad are fighting because you want to get a stupid computer.

爸妈吵架就因为你想要一台破电脑

What are you talking about

你在说什么

Mom wanted to buy it for you

妈妈想买给你

Dad said they couldn't afford it

爸爸说买不起

Meemaw offered to pay for it

姥姥说她给买

and now I'm eating pineapple spears for lunch.

结果现在我只能吃菠萝条当午餐了

I hate making my own lunch.

我讨厌自己做午餐

I'm sorry Georgie I didn't know.

对不起小乔治我不知道

Yeah well now you do.

现在你知道了

What did you get

你午餐是什么

A turkey sandwich Mom cut in the shape of a heart

妈妈切成心形的火鸡三明治

a fruit cup a brownie

水果杯布朗尼蛋糕

and a note from Meemaw saying how much she loves me.

还有一张姥姥写的字条说她有多爱我

I haven't read it yet but I bet it's a lot.

我还没看但我猜一定是超爱

I don't even have a can opener.

我连开罐器都没有

Oh Sugar Apple I love you so much.

小马我好爱你呀

Your affection for inanimate objects frightens me.

你对无生命物品的情感吓到我了

I'm glad you're happy Missy.

你开心就好米希

I'm even happier that I got a toy and Sheldon got nothin'.

我更高兴的是我得到了玩具而谢尔顿屁都没有

Well now we're not exactly done shopping.

我们还没购完物呢

Sheldon you still want that computer

谢尔顿你还想要那台电脑吗

I thought we couldn't afford it.

我们不是买不起吗

Don't you worry about that.

这你就不用担心了

Do you want it or not

你到底想不想要

More than anything.

想得不得了

All right then let's go get it.

好吧那我们就去买

Wait. He gets a computer and I get a lousy toy

等等他能得到电脑而我只有破玩具吗

I thought you liked it.

你不是喜欢吗

Not anymore.

现在不喜欢了

Where's the water come out of

水从哪里流出来啊

Well seeing as that's the dryer nowhere.

那是烘衣机不会有水流出来

So this one's the washer

所以这个才是洗衣机

No foolin' you.

不骗你

What are you doing

你在干什么

Separating the whites from the colors.

把白色和其他颜色的分开

Whoa that's racist.

这是种族歧视啊

How did I get a rocket scientist for one son

我怎么会有一个儿子是火箭科学家

and a rodeo clown for the other

另一个却是园游会白痴小丑

Oh man. I'd give anything to be a rodeo clown.

我超希望能成为园游会小丑

They make people happy

他们给人带来欢乐

and they see the rodeo for free.

还能免费看牛仔竞技

The home computer I had long coveted

我终于得到了

was finally in my possession

梦寐以求的家用电脑

but it was also destroying my home.

但它同时也在摧毁我的家庭

Thankfully it came pre loaded

幸好电脑自带了一个程序

with a program to help solve personal problems.

能帮助解决私人问题

Hello I am Eliza.

你好我是伊莱莎

My... parents...

我父母

are... fighting...

正在吵架

a lot.

经常吵

I see. Can you elaborate on that

我知道了你能详细说说吗

My mother...

我妈妈

bought... me...

给我买了

this...

这台

computer...

电脑

but...

但

my dad... says... we can't...

我爸说我们

afford it.

买不起

Do you have issues with your mother

你对你妈妈有意见吗

Mmm... No.

没有

She... makes me...

她给我做

spaghetti...

意粉

with hot dogs...

里面还有

cut up in it.

热狗丁

Can you elaborate on that

你能详细说说吗

Are you...

你到底

going to help me or not

会不会帮我

Hello I am Eliza.

你好我是伊莱莎

The future might be overrated.

未来或许被高估了

Okay water's definitely on.

好了水肯定接通了

Try it now.

现在试试

We want delicate or regular

我们要轻柔洗还是常规洗

It doesn't matter just turn it on.

无所谓赶紧按开始吧

Let's go with delicate to be safe.

选轻柔洗吧比较保险

Nothin'.

没反应

Damn it.

该死

Wait I know what to do.

等等我知道该怎么做

What

怎么做

Go across the street and apologize to Mom.

到街对面向妈妈道歉

I got nothin' to apologize for.

我没什么好道歉的

You don't have to mean it. I never do.

你不用真心道歉我从来就不是

Georgie just mind your business.

小乔治别多管闲事

Okay sorry.

好吧抱歉

In case you were wondering

为防你想知道

I didn't mean that.

我刚才不是真心的

See how easy it is

看到这有多简单了吗

These home computers are amazing.

这些家用电脑太了不起了

I could start a real bookkeeping business with that thing.

有了它我都能开展真正的记账生意了

And that would go a long way to giving you

那对你得到你想要的经济独立

the financial independence you're looking for.

可大有帮助啊

Darn tootin'.

可不是嘛

Just for your information

告诉你一声

Sheldon is using the computer right now

谢尔顿现在正在用电脑

to try and fix your marriage.

试图修复你的婚姻

Really

真的吗

What did it say

电脑怎么说

It said...

它说

"Get out of your mother's house."

"滚出你妈的房子"

Mom. I'm serious.

-妈妈 -我是认真的

I want a cigarette and I'm tired of hiding behind the garage.

我想抽烟我受够了躲在车库后面偷偷抽

You think I should apologize to George

你觉得我该向乔治道歉吗

Well of course not. That would set a terrible precedent.

当然不是那会立下一个不好的先例

I think you should go back over there

我觉得你应该回家

to pick up some clothes for the kids

收拾点衣物给孩子们

and be all cold and distant

一边装出冷漠疏远的样子

so he has to apologize to you.

那他就得向你道歉了

Oh that's not bad.

这主意不坏

Do it.

照做吧

I will.

我会的

Why you drinking tea

你怎么还在喝茶

Get out.

滚蛋

Oh hello.

你好

Were you coming back or...

你这是要回来吗还是...

Just to get some clothes for the kids.

只是给孩子们拿点换洗衣物

Were you coming to talk to me

你是来找我谈谈的吗

Well... yeah.

这个嘛是的

I um...

我

...wanted to apologize.

想道歉

Really

真的吗

Want to go for a walk

想散散步吗

Talk a little

聊一聊

Sure.

好啊

Hey kids come here.

孩子们过来

Look at that.

你们看

It looks like your mom and dad are gonna be all right.

看样子你们爸妈要和好了

Does this mean we're going home

这代表我们要回家了吗

It appears so.

看起来是的

I didn't even get to wear my earmuffs yet.

我都还没机会戴耳罩呢

And this program will allow us to track our family finances

这个程序能帮我们记录家里的收支情况

create a budget and prepare tax documents.

做出预算以及准备报税文件

That's impressive.

真厉害

Would you like to know how much money

你想知道你每年

you spend on beer annually

花多少钱买啤酒吗

No. I would.

-不想 -我想

$936.

936美元

George.

乔治

If you switched to Hawaiian Punch

如果你换成喝夏威夷宾治

we could live in a bigger house.

我们就能换一间更大的房子了

Hello I am Eliza.

你好我是伊莱莎

Eliza...

伊莱莎

Are... you...

你是不是

hot

很性感

In your fantasies am I hot

在你的幻想里我性感吗

Oh... yes.

是的

You realize you're not talking to a real person.

你知道自己不是在跟真人说话吧

Hey get out of here. I'm about to score.

给我出去我快得手了

Missy Turn off the computer.

米希把电脑关了

Time to go to bed.

该上床睡觉了

I got to finish my homework

我得做完我的功课

Big money big money.

中大钱中大钱

Yes

棒

Hello

你好

Hello

你好

What What Nothing.

-怎么了 -什么没事

Button you pull. That's stupid.

按钮得用拉的这设计真白痴

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