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Previously on Young Sheldon...

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Dr. Sturgis will be joining us for dinner.

斯特吉斯博士今晚会来共进晚餐

I thought he was in the nuthouse.

他不是在疯人院里吗

We do not call it that.

我们不可以这么称呼那里

That's what Dad calls it.

老爸就是这么叫的啊

For starters do not bring up his time in the hospital.

首先不要提起他住院的事情

In The Shining Jack Nicholson goes nuts

在电影《闪灵》里杰克•尼科尔森发疯

and chases people around with an ax.

拿着一把斧子追着人...

When them elevator doors opened oh man.

当电梯门打开的时候哎哟喂呀

Strike Yeah

三振出局

All right Missy

赞啦米希

Humiliate that boy

羞辱那男孩

Shelly why don't you put your book down

谢利为什么还在看书呢

and watch your sister play

赶紧放下看你姐姐投球

It's getting exciting.

场面越来越精彩了

It looks like everyone's just standing there.

乍看还以为大家都只是干站着呢

There's two outs bases are loaded

已经两出局而垒包上都站满了人

a and the winning run's on second.

二垒的人回来分数就超前了

But if Missy throws one more strike they'll win.

但只要米希再三振一个队伍就赢了

And then we can go home

然后我们就能回家了吗

That is exciting.

那还真的是令人兴奋

Ball three Full count

三坏球满球数

Hold on. Time

稍等暂停

What are you doing down there Pray for her.

你在那边干嘛呢快帮她祈祷

Right. On it.

好我马上

What the heck's going on

你这是搞什么鬼呢

I'm gonna lose the game. Everyone's gonna hate me.

我投输了大家就会讨厌我

Listen to me.

听我说

Just throw the ball over the plate.

你就投就对了

This guy's not gonna swing.

他不会挥棒的

Yes he will. He's their best hitter.

他会的他是他们最强的打者

Oh. Now you trust me all right

你就相信我就对了行吗

He is looking to walk.

他在等你投坏球保送上垒

He doesn't want to strike out against a girl.

他不想被个女生三振出局

You sure

你确定吗

Absolutely. Just throw it across the plate.

确定你就投好球就对了

He will not swing.

他不会挥棒

Okay. Come on. Here. Wipe your nose.

-好吧 -给擦擦鼻子

That a girl.

乖孩子

Now you got this.

放心你可以的

Come on Missy He can't hit You can do it

上啊米希他打不到你一定行

Play ball

比赛继续

《沙丘》

Strike three

三好球

That's my girl

我的乖宝贝

Oh my gosh.

我的老天

You said he wasn't gonna swing

你说他不会挥棒的

I lied. Hey we won

我说谎了我们赢啦

Let's get pizza

吃披萨庆祝吧

Come on

走吧

Oh hey.

来啦

Thank you. Everybody dig in.

谢谢大家开动吧

Fun fact. Did you know that pizza

有趣小知识你知道披萨

is only one of many Mediterranean flatbreads

只是无数种地中海烤饼中的其中一种吗

You talking to me

你是在跟我说话吗

Shelly this is Mr. Ballard's first time eating with us.

谢利这是巴拉德先生第一次跟我们吃饭

Let's make sure it's not his last.

别让这次变最后一次了

Interesting.

有意思

Does a family meal mark an escalation

跟家人共进晚餐对你来说

in your romantic relationship

算是感情升级下一个阶段吗

That's a good question. Does it

这问题问得好算吗

You know what

你听好

Why don't you go sit at the kid table with your sister

你给我坐过去你姐姐那桌小孩桌

Where do I begin They're loud they're sweaty from sports...

不去的理由从何说起呢他们吵还满身大汗...

Get.

去

Hey Sheldon

谢尔顿

if your pizza's too hot put ice on it.

如果你的披萨太烫那你就放冰块上去

That's what I did.

我就是这么做的

So George

乔治

how do I convince this one to come fishing

我该怎么说服这位

with me next weekend

下周跟我一起去钓鱼呢

I told you nobody's gonna see this face

我告诉你谁也别想在我睡过一晚帐篷后

after a night in a tent.

看到老娘的脸

Smart.

聪明

You don't want that mug scaring the fish.

你那张脸把鱼吓走可就不好了

Where you going

你想去哪钓

Lake Conroe.

康罗湖

Great spot for catfish.

钓鲶鱼的大好地点

Well then why don't you come along

那你何不一起来呢

You can even bring Georgie if you want to.

你愿意的话带小乔治一起来也行啊

That'd be fun.

应该会很有趣

That sounds fun. Uh Mary you mind if I go

听起来是不错玛丽我可以去吗

A bed all to myself

我可以不用跟人分床吗

Bye.

快走不送

It's a plan.

那就这么定了

You got to remember

你可别忘了

to hoist your food up into the trees so this one can't get it.

到时候把你的食物绑上树确保他偷吃不到

Very funny. You make fun of my face

-呵呵呵真好笑 -你敢说老娘的脸

I'm gonna have to make fun of your enormous bear like body.

我就只能笑你这熊一般的身材了肥仔

So how are you enjoying your first meal with our family

首次与我们家庭一起吃饭的感觉如何呢

Well everybody's mean. I love it.

大家都很毒舌我爱死了

Hello.

你好

George John here.

乔治我是约翰

I'm calling to confirm a time

我打来是想跟你确认

for beer and socializing this weekend.

这周末的喝酒聊天时间

Oh damn.

靠

I forgot we had plans. Um...

我忘了我跟你有约了

I'm actually going camping.

我其实约了人要去露营

Okay.

好吧

I'm real sorry.

真的很抱歉

Uh the invitation kind of came up last minute.

我也是很临时才受邀的

You may not know this but um I love camping.

你可能不知道但其实我超爱露营

Really Oh yes.

-真的吗 -真的

I spent a year backpacking through Asia.

我曾在亚洲背包旅行过一年

I mean I'd invite you along but it's not really my trip.

我是很乐意邀请你啦但主办人不是我

I'm going with Connie's friend Dale.

我是要跟康妮的朋友戴尔一起去

Not a problem.

没问题

I'll just hang out with another friend this weekend.

我这周末就跟另一个朋友一起过吧

Great.

那太好啦

I just need to make one first.

但我得先去交一个

Ballard's.

巴拉德运动用品店

Hey Dale. It's George.

戴尔是我乔治

About this weekend uh we're gonna have to bow out.

这周末嘛... 我们可能去不了了

Why Everything okay

为什么出什么事了吗

Yeah. Yeah I just forgot I made plans with a friend

没什么事啦我就是忘了之前跟一个朋友有约

and I feel bad canceling last minute.

快到日子了我才取消有些过意不去

Oh hey can we Does he like camping

我们也... 他喜欢露营吗

Bring bring him along.

带上他一起呗

Uh y That might be a little weird.

可能会有一点尴尬呢

It it's Connie's ex.

是康妮的前男友

Boy he didn't impress me as a camping type.

妈呀我感觉他不太像是会露营的人呢

Uh well actually he was hinting around about going.

其实他还暗示了我他想去呢

Claims to be an outdoorsman.

说他自己是户外型的人

Really Oh hey I'd like to see that.

是吗那我十分乐意看看

Bring him along. You sure

-带上他 -你确定吗

Yeah. Hell if we get caught in a freak snowstorm

靠要是我们遇到突如其来的暴风雪

he'll be the first one we eat.

他绝对是我们首先吃掉的储备粮

Be like an appetizer.

像开胃菜那样

Why can't I go fishing

为什么我不能去钓鱼

It's a boys' weekend.

这是男孩们的周末

Then why isn't Sheldon going

那为什么谢尔顿没去

Do you hear yourself Do you

-你听听你自己说了什么 -你听听

Well since they get to do something fun why can't we

他们要做好玩的事情为什么我们不也找点乐子

Ooh Chuck E. Cheese.

去查克芝士吃饭有吃又有玩

That place is a nightmare.

那地方就是个恶梦

Something that could be fun is the Museum of...

说一个有意思的地方比如博物...

No. Let him finish.

-不要 -让他说完

We already heard "Museum." It's not gonna get better.

都已经听到"博物馆"了后面接什么都不会变好

The Museum of the American Railroad.

美国铁路博物馆

Oh yeah that's worse.

说完比没说完还糟

Suddenly camping with Dr. Sturgis doesn't seem so bad.

这么一对比跟斯特吉斯博士露营都不错了

Uh excuse me camping with who

不好意思跟谁露营来着

Whoa. Dale didn't mention it

戴尔没跟你提吗

No.

没有

I'm guessing John didn't mention it.

我猜约翰也没提这件事

No.

没有

And when were you gonna mention it

那你本来打算什么时候提

Oh I was never gonna mention it.

我根本没想提

So John I hear you're going camping this weekend.

对了约翰我听说你这周要去露营

I am.

是的

With the guy I'm dating.

和跟我约会的那个人

I know.

我知道

It was so nice of him to let me tag along.

他让我跟着去真是太好了

And don't you think that's gonna be a little awkward

你不觉得会有点尴尬吗

No more awkward than any other social situation I find myself in.

不会比我参加的其他社交活动更尴尬就是了

I'm making my uh homemade gorp

我亲手做了什锦干果

good old raisins and peanuts.

全称是什锦水果干和坚果

I'll have to give you the recipe.

我会给你配方的

I think I can figure it out.

我觉得我能猜到怎么做

Listen I want to warn you about Dale.

听着关于戴尔我要提醒你一下

He's kind of a... guy's guy.

他是那种... 大男人

Sometimes his sense of humor can be a little mean spirited.

有时候他开的玩笑会有点难听

Just don't let it hurt your feelings.

你别被他的话伤到

Well you don't have to worry about me.

你不用担心我

We physicists are no strangers to smack talk.

对我们物理学家来说呛声是家常便饭

I once told Dr. Linkletter

我有一次跟林克莱特博士说

he wouldn't know a randomized trial

就算随机化实验爬到他的括约肌上

if it crawled up his sphincter.

他都不知道那是什么

Do not be a jerk to John.

跟约翰相处时别像个混蛋

Oh why would I be a jerk

为什么我会像个混蛋

You're gonna be camping.

你要去露营

You're gonna be in the woods. You're gonna be drinking.

你要去森林里你还会喝酒

You're a jerk without any of that.

没有这些你都是个混蛋

Don't worry.

别担心

I know how to get along with people.

我知道怎么和人相处

Knowing how and doing it are two different things.

知道和行动是两回事

Okay okay. I I'll be nice.

好啦好啦我会友好的

Thank you.

谢谢

To your goofy little friend.

会友好对待你那傻气小个子朋友的

That's Dale. We're gonna head out.

戴尔来了我们要出发了

Here's some coffee for the road.

这是路上喝的咖啡

Thanks.

谢谢

Make sure your dad doesn't drink too many beers.

你别让你爸喝太多啤酒

You're funny.

你可真逗

And make sure your son doesn't drink any beers.

你别让你儿子沾啤酒

Got it. I'll finish 'em all. Let's go.

没问题我会全喝完的走吧

Be safe. Have fun.

注意安全好好玩

Oh I'm free.

我自由了

This sure is a sweet setup.

这车可真是不错

Well now thank you very much.

谢谢夸奖

This thing is nicer than our house.

这辆车比我们的房子都好

It's not nicer than our house.

没有我们的房子好

Well don't be too sure now.

现在先别这么肯定

I got microwave and air conditioning.

我这有微波炉和空调

I got a stack of old Playboys back there in the bathroom.

卫生间还有一大堆旧的《花花公子》杂志

Okay maybe.

好吧也许你这更好

Hey there's John up here on the right.

约翰就在右边那里

Are you sure that's not a garden gnome

你确定那不是个花园地精吗

Missy how would you feel if there were somewhere

米希如果有一个地方

just like Chuck E. Cheese

跟查克芝士一样

but instead of pizza and ball pits

不过没有披萨和海洋球池

there was locomotives and placards explaining their history

而是有火车头和解说牌讲述历史你觉得如何

That's just the museum.

那不就是博物馆吗

I didn't think she'd see through that.

我没想到她会不上当

So Johnny that's quite the outfit you got on there.

约翰你穿的这一身挺不错嘛

Thanks.

谢谢

I just got one question. Where do the merit badges go

我只有一个问题你的荣誉奖章哪去了

Because I look like a Boy Scout

因为我像个童子军吗

Yeah that's kind of the joke there.

是啊那就是笑点

Well I accept your jocular insult as a token of bonding.

我接受你玩笑式的羞辱并当作友谊的象征

Well if you like that one how about this

如果你喜欢那个笑话再听听这个

Uh I haven't seen legs that white since...

我上次见到这么白的大腿还是在...

Hey. Why don't we talk about something else

我们来说点别的吧

George it's all right. You don't need to protect me.

乔治没事的你不用保护我

I can take it and I can dish it right back.

我开得起玩笑我还能呛回去

Oh yeah

是吗

Well bring it on babe.

那来吧小美人

It would help if I knew a little more about you.

如果能更了解你一点会比较简单

Were you by chance a bed wetter

或许你小时候尿床吗

I know it's been a while but I really have to talk to you.

我知道我很久没来了但我必须跟你聊两句

I understand you might not want to hear about my dating life

我理解你也许不想听我的感情生活

but if you hadn't died I wouldn't be in this situation.

但如果你没死我也不会陷入这种境地

So this is on you.

所以这事赖你

How about a movie How about the planetarium

-去看个电影怎么样 -去天文馆怎么样

That's like a movie

跟看电影一样

where you can see real stars instead of

但在那你可以看到真的星星

I don't know Gene Kelly

而不是"明星"

We're never gonna agree.

我们永远不会意见达成一致

Let's just do rock paper scissors.

我们就来剪刀石头布吧

No. Anecdotal evidence suggests that players familiar

不要研究表明对彼此熟悉的玩家

with each other will tie 75% of the time

将会有75%几率平局

due to the limited number of outcomes.

因为游戏的结果十分有限

Well what if we added a few more choices

那要是我们增加选择呢

Like rock paper scissors candy pony.

比如石头布剪刀糖果小马

Now you're just being silly.

你现在就是在说蠢话了

But your idea of a winner takes all competition is a good one.

但你的这个赢家说了算的主意很不错

We just need to come up with something that is fair to both of us.

我们只需要想出一个对我俩都公平的游戏即可

What if we list all the spices

要不我们来按照字母顺序列出

in Mom's spice rack alphabetically

妈妈香料架上所有的香料

I'll go first. Adobo.

我先来阿斗波

Black pepper. Cinnamon.

黑胡椒肉桂

Coriander. Cumin.

香菜小茴香

We're not playing the spice game.

我们才不玩这香料游戏

Dill.

莳萝

So now I have these two guys in my life.

现在有两个男人对我有意思

And I know that might sound like bragging but at my age

我知道这听起来像在显摆但到我这年纪

if you are single and not hooked to an oxygen tank

如果你单身而且不需要用氧气瓶

you got to swat 'em away.

身边绝对狂蜂浪蝶无数

好丈夫父亲

查理·塔克

I'm still pissed at you for dying.

我还在气你死掉了呢

I'm not gonna just sit at home and miss you.

我才不会独自坐在家里想你

I mean you wouldn't want that.

你也不会希望我这样的

You'd want me to go out and have fun right

你会希望我出去走动好好玩对吧

Take your time think about it.

不急你慢慢想

Damn John.

哇约翰

Three already What are you using for bait

已经三只了吗你用的是什么饵啊

I made it myself. It's uh

我自己做的是...

cheese garlic and a little bit of pig brains.

起司大蒜再加一点猪脑

Pig brains Where the hell you get pig brains

猪脑吗你从哪搞到的猪脑啊

From the butcher.

从屠夫那里

But you get some odd looks when you ask for it.

不过你去跟他要的时候他会给你奇怪的眼神

You get odd looks Oh I find that hard to believe.

你被人用奇怪的眼神看吗 "难以置信"

Like this.

就像这样

I think he's pulling your leg John.

他闹你呢约翰

Oh I see.

我懂了

Meaning I get odd looks all the time.

意思是我常常被人用奇怪眼神看

That's funny.

有意思

Well if anyone wants to try my bait uh you're welcome to.

如果有人想试试我的饵欢迎啊

Sure. Yeah I'll give her a go.

-当然好 -我试试看

Dale

戴尔

No I think I know how to fish John.

不用我知道怎么钓鱼约翰

Really 'Cause it doesn't look like it.

真的吗因为看起来不像啊

Well maybe that's because all your talking

有可能是你一直讲话

is scaring the fish away.

把鱼都给吓跑了

Evidence suggests your theory is incorrect.

证据显示你的理论是错误的

Well evidence suggests I need another beer.

证据显示我需要再来一瓶啤酒

Not that bad.

还不错

Oh that's nice.

真好

你们决定要待在家里玩游戏了吗

Nope. We're inventing a new game

不是我们要发明一个新游戏

and the winner gets to pick what we do today.

赢家可以决定我们今天做什么

We had to find a way to make sure

我们得找到方法

that it's completely fair to both of us.

来保证这对我们双方都完全公平

So we made a list of 20 challenges

所以我们列出了20种挑战

that combine stuff we're both good at.

结合了我俩都擅长的事

Whoever wins each challenge gets to take a block

每赢得一个挑战就能拿一块木头

and put it on top of their tower.

搭在自己的楼顶

Whoever's tower reaches the height

其大楼先达到这火箭高度的人

of this rocket first wins.

就是赢家

Okay I will leave you to it.

好那我就不打扰你们了

"And finally both parties agree the loser will do the activity

"最后双方同意输家将愿玩服输

selected by the winner graciously without complaint.

对赢家挑选的活动不得有怨言

For the purpose of this agreement

就本协议而言

A complaint is defined as any disparaging comment

怨言的定义为诋毁性评论

Eye rolls or name calling including but not limited to

翻白眼及辱骂字眼包括但不限于

'dingus ' 'fartbreath' and 'buttwipe.'"

'沙雕' '臭屁嘴'和'辣鸡'"

Can we just sign it and play

我们能赶紧签名开始玩了吗

I've signed my name. Feel free to draw an "X."

我已经签了名你可以画个叉

I know how to write my name Sheldon.

我会写我的名字好不好谢尔顿

Damn it I wrote "Sheldon."

该死我写成"谢尔顿"了

So Dale is fun.

戴尔很有意思

Kind of a good old boy.

算是个好老头

Reminds me a bit of you.

他有点让我想起你

He gets on my nerves.

他常惹我生气

So he kind of reminds me of you.

所以他有点让我想起你

And John's not anything like you.

约翰跟你截然不同

He's not anything like anyone.

他跟所有人都不一样

Maybe that's why I keep thinking about him.

也许那就是我一直想着他的原因

Fun fact in Finland they make a fire that's two long logs

有趣小知识在芬兰他们把两条原木叠起来生火

sitting on top of each other with a wedge of wood in between

在中间垫一块木楔

to let the air flow through.

让空气流过去

Aw. That's your idea of fun is it

对你来说这算是有趣是吧

Mind if I grab a beer

我能拿瓶啤酒吗

I'm not your father. Hold on.

-我又不是你爸 -等等

This young man's underage.

这年轻人未成年

So So the laws of Texas

-那又怎样 -德州法律

are pretty clear on the subject.

对这问题有明确规定

Oh what a surprise.

好意外哦

There's one more thing you know more about than everybody else.

又有一件事是你比其他人更清楚的呢

I don't know why you're surprised.

我不知道你为什么感到意外

I don't know why you're here.

我不知道你为什么要来

I'm just gonna stick with Dr Pepper.

我还是乖乖喝汽水吧

Why don't you get some more firewood Georgie

你再去拾点柴吧小乔治

Thank you.

谢谢你解救我

I'm here because my friend George invited me.

我来是因为我朋友乔治邀请我来

Uh huh.

是哦

Well your friend George invited you

你朋友乔治邀请你来

because he felt sorry for you.

是因为他可怜你

You know Connie warned me you might behave like this

其实康妮提醒过我你可能会这个态度

and she she was right.

她说对了

I don't know why the hell she ever went out with you.

我真搞不懂她以前为什么跟你约会

Well she did and we got along famously.

我们就是在一起过并且相处得非常愉快

Until you broke up with her after you got out of...

直到你和她分手就在你离开...

Out of what

离开什么

Say it

说出来啊

Never mind.

算了当我没说

Damn. Piddled on my shoe.

靠我尿到鞋子上了

What'd I miss

我错过了什么好戏

So enough about me. How about you

不说我的事了说说你吧

You got your wings yet or is that just in the movies

你长出天使翅膀了吗还是那都是电影骗人的

It's a Wonderful Life.

《美妙人生》电影

That's one of my favorites.

是我的最爱之一

Ah sorry. I didn't see you.

抱歉我没看到你

I'll keep it down.

我会小声一点

No it's all right. I uh...

不没关系我...

talk to my wife all the time.

经常和我妻子聊天

I'm Kenneth.

我是肯尼斯

This is Vanessa.

这是凡妮莎

Connie. This is Charlie.

我是康妮这是查理

I'd introduce them but they're neighbors.

我本来想介绍他们认识但他们是邻居

They probably know each other.

估计早就互相认识了

Well if he complains about someone snoring

如果他抱怨有人打鼾

I'm sure it's her.

一定就是她

I didn't bury him with his hearing aid so he's fine.

他下葬时我没给他戴上助听器他听不见的

Well you know what I'll um...

这样吧

I'll come back in a few minutes and let you finish your chat.

我过几分钟再回来让你跟他聊完

Really nice meeting you Connie.

很高兴认识你康妮

You too.

我也是

You see

看见没

Got to swat 'em away.

得把狂蜂浪蝶都赶走

Okay. Each player alternates

好每个玩家边玩呼啦圈

naming a state while Hula Hooping.

边轮流说出一个州

The first player who can't name a state

谁说不出州名

or drops the Hula Hoop loses.

或呼啦圈掉了就输了

Ready

准备好了吗

set

预备

go.

开始

Texas.

德克萨斯州

Darn it.

可恶

So I won

所以我赢啦

Yes.

是的

Good. 'Cause I was just gonna say "Texas" again.

太好了我本来打算再说一次"德克萨斯州"的

游戏挑战大师清单

Four.

四

One two three four.

一二三四

I declare a thumb war.

我宣布展开拇指大战

Hey that was some good catfish.

鲶鱼很好吃呢

Yeah. Real good.

是啊非常好吃

Gentlemen.

先生们

I'm no longer enjoying this outing

我不再享受这次郊游了

so I'm going home.

我要回家

See ya. H Hang on Dale.

-慢走不送 -等等戴尔

John y wait you can't just leave.

约翰你不能就这么走啊

We're in the middle of nowhere.

我们在深山野岭呢

Not a problem.

这不是问题

I have my compass a flashlight and half a bag of gorp.

我有指南针手电筒和半包干果

No wait wait.

不等等

Please. Let him go George.

-拜托 -让他走吧乔治

You want to tell Connie you lost her old boyfriend in the woods

你想告诉康妮你把她前男友弄丢在树林了吗

Well he's a grown man for crying out loud.

他可是成年男人

Let him do what he wants.

他想做什么随他去

Well that's an argument for me having a beer.

这下我有充分理由喝啤酒了

Shut up. Come on Dale.

你闭嘴别这样戴尔

Do the right thing. Tell him to stay.

做正确的事叫他留下来

Fine.

行吧

John

约翰

Oh damn.

糟了

John

约翰

Boy for a little guy he's fast ain't he

他那么小只脚步倒挺快啊

I win.

我赢了

You can't set it that way.

你不能那么摆

Does it say that in the rules

规则里有说不行吗

Well no.

倒是没有

And is this your signature

这是你本人的签名吗

Yes but...

是的但是

Mom we're going to Chuck E. Cheese

妈妈我们要去查克芝士餐厅

We're not going anywhere. It's almost your bedtime.

我们哪都不去了你们差不多该睡觉了

Sorry hon.

抱歉了宝贝

Well all that matters is that I'm the winner.

最重要的是我赢了

Yes you are.

没错你赢了

Actually I was the winner.

其实我才是真正的赢家

We spent the whole day doing everything I love

我们这一天都在做我喜欢的各种事

drafting contracts arguing about rules

起草合同争辩规则

and most importantly never leaving the house.

最重要的是不踏出家门一步

Come on. I don't want to.

-拜托啦 -我不想玩

Just one more time.

就再一次嘛

Fine.

好吧

Rock paper scissors candy pony

石头剪刀布糖果小马

Rock trips pony. I win.

石头绊倒小马我赢了

How do you keep winning

你为什么每次都赢

You keep picking pony.

因为你每次都出小马

Gorp

吃干果吗

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