小谢尔顿-S03E20_小谢尔顿

S04

S07

视频：

小谢尔顿-S07E01

视频：

视频：

视频：

视频：

视频：

视频：

视频：

视频：

视频：

视频：

视频：

视频：

视频：

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

So you can see that Sheldon has a baby tooth

你能看到谢尔顿有颗乳牙

that never fell out. Is that a problem

-到现在都还没掉落 -这样不行吗

Well it's gonna keep the adult tooth from coming down and...

它会影响固齿的生长而且...

it's gonna need to be extracted.

反正必须得拔掉

Oh he is not gonna be happy about that.

他肯定不会乐意

No he is not.

肯定不会高兴

Are you sure we can't just wait this thing out

你确定不能就等它自然脱落吗

It's gonna cause all the other teeth around it to come in crooked

它可能会害旁边的牙齿被挤得歪七扭八

and well you know braces can be expensive.

然后你懂的戴牙套会很贵

He is gonna freak out about the pain

他肯定会很怕痛

and the needle and the blood.

还有各种针头跟血

Yeah I wouldn't mention that stuff when you tell him.

我也建议你跟他说的时候别提这些

Uh can't you tell him

不能你去跟他说得拔牙吗

I'm not gonna tell him.

我才不要当这个坏人

But you're his doctor. And you're his mommy.

-但你是他的医生啊 -你还是他的妈咪呢

Which means that I have to deal with him all the time.

所以我平常照顾他已经够头疼的了

Help me out here. No.

-你就不能帮帮我吗 -不要

Okay. Can we tell him together

好吧那我们一起跟他说呢

No.

我不

All right.

那这样

What if I put your business card free of charge

如果我免费把你的诊所联系方式

in the next church newsletter

放进下期的教堂新闻报呢

So Sheldon little bit of dental news.

谢尔顿有个牙齿相关的事情跟你说

You have a baby tooth that never fell out.

你有一颗乳牙一直还没掉

Neat. Even my teeth are stubborn.

厉害连我的牙都很顽固

Anyway in order for your teeth to come in straight

所以为了让你的新牙长得整齐

Dr. Bowers is gonna need to pull it out.

得让鲍尔斯医生帮你拔掉

Why didn't I hear this from him

为什么不是他来通知我这件事

I had the same question.

我也想知道啊

But a tooth extraction is a major procedure.

但是拔牙是个大手术

Not necessarily.

算不上啦

Will there be blood

会流血吗

A little.

一点点

Will there be a needle

会有针头吗

Maybe but you won't feel it

或许吧但你不会感觉到痛

'cause he's gonna put you under first.

因为他会先麻醉你

Put me under With drugs

麻醉我用药吗

That's even more dangerous.

危险程度又增加了

Sheldon lots of people get their teeth pulled.

谢尔顿很多人都拔过牙啊

It's not a big deal.

不是什么大事

Stop enjoying this.

别幸灾乐祸了好吗

Sorry. ‭No you're not.

-我错了 -你才不觉得呢

No I'm not. ‭

的确是不觉得

This is not exactly the date night I'd envisioned

今天晚上这约会夜的情景

when I was shaving my legs.

完全不是我刮腿毛时预想的那样

I'm almost done.

我就快好了

We're elderly you know

我们是老人好吗

If anything dinner should be early.

正常来说我们晚饭应该很早吃

Well I'll tell you what when I'm finished

我跟你说等我弄完了

I am gonna whisk you off to the finest

我就立刻带你去最高级

and the only Chinese food place in town.

也是本地唯一的一家中国餐厅吃饭

Ying's Their nachos are weird.

英家餐馆吗它家的玉米饼好怪

I don't know it's not a bad idea

不过呢其实我们偶尔

to maybe venture out of Medford once in a while.

出一趟梅德福晃晃也不错啊

Even better why don't we go away for the weekend

我们出去一整个周末岂不是更美哉

Uh come on You know how hard it is for me to get out of the store.

别这样你也懂我离开店里有多麻烦

What's the point of being the boss

如果不能让别人代劳

if you can't get somebody else to do your work for you

那你这个老板还有什么好当头啊

Uh I might be able to leave Georgie in charge.

我或许可以让小乔治来代管吧

My grandson

我孙子吗

That'd be the one.

是他没错

I want to go so I'm just gonna say "good idea."

我很想出去玩所以我就说"好主意"吧

Hi Sheldon what can I do for you

你好啊谢尔顿有什么需要帮忙啊

Do you have any books or videos on the Lamaze technique

你有任何拉梅兹呼吸法的书或影片吗

Uh oh. Georgie get that girl pregnant

糟糕是小乔治把女生肚子搞大了吗

It's for me. I need to have a tooth pulled

是我要用我得去拔一颗牙

and I'd like to do it without putting my brain on drugs.

而我不想使用麻醉药物以免影响我的大脑

Okay.

好吧

I've seen that commercial with the egg in the frying pan.

我看过打蛋进锅的拒绝毒品广告了

里面演示吸毒是把蛋[脑子]打入滚热的油锅[毒品]

美国80年代知名的拒绝毒品广告

Very effective.

非常有效果

‭Well since this is a high school

毕竟我们这里是高中

we don't have material about giving birth on the shelves.

所以图书馆书架上没有任何有关生育的书

But...

但是呢

since this is a high school

也毕竟这里是高中

I keep a few things here under the counter.

我在柜台底下放了几本

《掌握自己的生育过程》

Excellent.

太好了

And I'll let my brother know

我也会跟我哥说一声你这有

in case he gets himself in a pickle.

免得哪天他出了什么"意外状况"

You're having a tooth pulled not having a baby.

你只是去拔个牙又不是要生小孩

If it can work for getting an eight pound human

如果这招可以让从产道

through a birth canal it can work for a tiny tooth.

生出7斤的小孩不痛那对拔颗小牙齿肯定有用

Eight pounds I'm never having kids.

7斤吗我这辈子永远也不要生小孩

Fun fact she ended up having four.

有趣小故事她最后生了4胎

And if I do I'm taking any drugs they'll give me.

如果哪天真的要生我一定各种止痛麻醉全都要

That part was true.

这点倒是真的

Hey Georgie.

小乔治

I'm thinking about taking your meemaw away for this weekend.

我打算这周末带你姥姥出去玩

Okay. You have my blessing.

可以啊我同意了

Thank you. And I was wondering maybe

谢谢啊我在想的是或许...

if you'd look after the store while I'm gone.

能不能麻烦你帮忙我照看店里

You saying I'm the manager

你是说要升我当主管吗

No I I'm saying I want you to look after the store

不是啦我是要你在我不在的这两天

while I'm gone.

帮忙我看个店

But in a managerial capacity.

让我以管理人身份代管对吧

You think you can handle it

你觉得你能搞定吗

Yes sir. I will make you proud.

当然啦我一定不会辜负你的期望

Great.

太好啦

Can I fire people

我能炒人鱿鱼吗

No.

不能

Can I get paid more

我工资会多一点吗

不会

Can I at least change the music we play here

那我好歹能换掉这里播的音乐吧

What's wrong with the music we play here

我们这里放的音乐有什么问题

Nothing it's just kind of grandpa music.

没问题啊只是有点老爷爷音乐

Well how is this "grandpa music"

这音乐怎么就"老爷爷风"了

Do you listen to it

你听这些歌吗

Yeah.

听啊

Do you have grandchildren

你有孙子吗

Yeah.

有啊

Do you see where I'm going with this

那你应该能猜到我接下来要说的了吧

Okay Sheldon you ready

好了谢尔顿你准备好了吗

Not really.

不太

Yeah that makes two of us.

我也跟你同感

Why don't you guys come on back

要不你们先进来吧

You know what I'm just gonna stay here.

我看我就不进去了

Um you don't need me getting in your way.

我也不想进去碍手碍脚干扰你做事

Oh it's no trouble at all. Come on.

完全不麻烦进来吧

I've got my crochet.

我可以打毛线不无聊

You're coming. ‭Fine.

-你得进来 -行

So you don't need to worry about needles

你不用害怕需要打针什么的

'cause we're gonna put you under for the procedure.

因为过程中我们会麻醉你

No thank you. There are risks associated with anesthesia.

谢谢不用了麻醉有很多的风险

Feel free to jump in.

有意见随时可以说

Are there any other options

还有什么其他的选择吗

Well he could stay awake for it

他是也可以醒着拔啦

but we'd have to give him novocaine.

不过我们得先让他注射麻药

No needles. Just pull the tooth.

不要打针直接拔就行了

Okay. Just so you know...

行啊我就先跟你说

I'm gonna be using this.

我们会用到这个来拔

Drugs please.

麻醉吧麻烦了

You go to this casino often

你常去这个赌场吗

Kind of.

算吧

So don't be surprised if everybody knows my name

所以你别惊讶别人能够叫出我名字

how I take my whiskey and the color of my lucky bra.

知道我喝酒习惯或我幸运胸罩什么颜色

Purple.

紫色

No that's my "get lucky" bra.

不是那是我的"性"运胸罩

So what are you into Craps roulette

所以你爱赌哪种骰子轮盘

Well not much of a gambler.

我这个人不是很爱赌啦

You just left Georgie in charge of your store so... disagree.

你刚把店交给小乔治管这还不算赌徒吗

Mm he's a lot smarter than you think.

他比你以为的还要聪明很多啦

Maybe you're not as smart as I think.

或许你比我以为的要笨许多

Well if you like me just for my body I'm okay with that.

如果你喜欢我纯粹是为了我的身子我不介意

绝不老爷爷风金曲合集

There you go. I hope you enjoyed your shopping experience.

给希望您对今天的购物体验感到满意

I did. ‭I'd let the manager know

-很满意啊 -我愿意为你转达主管

but he already does 'cause it's me.

但主管已经知道了因为我就是主管

I'll take it.

我买了

It's been a pleasure to serve you.

很高兴今天能为您服务[发球]

You might want to slow down.

您稍微悠着点

We don't have a license to sell guns in here.

我们店里可没有贩枪[肌肉]证

Just kidding it's Texas. We got them in the back.

开玩笑的这里是德州[爱枪] 我们有证

Okay Sheldon we're gonna put the mask on.

好的谢尔顿我们会帮你戴上面罩

Now you just breathe normally and count back from 100.

你就正常呼吸然后从100数到0就行

But counting back from 100 isn't complex enough to occupy my mind.

但是倒着数100太简单了无法分散我注意力

You're up again.

又轮到你上场了

Why don't you think of something more sciencey

那你何不想一些更科学点的东西呢

Like counting pi.

比如数π之类的

That's a thing right Pi

有这个东西的对吧 π

I can't count pi it's an irrational number.

我不能倒着数π 他是个无理数

But I can embrace the spirit of your proposal

但我秉着你提议的这个精神

and calculate the matrix coefficients

我可以计算统一场论

necessary for a unified field theory.

所需要的矩阵系数

Do that. Hit it.

算吧上家伙

Of the four fundamental forces

在四种基本力中

the most difficult to unify is gravity because...

最难统一的力是重力因为...

Oh thank God.

谢天谢地

Step right up.

请上前来

透特

Step right up for your chance to meet Thoth

上前来获得面见透特的机会

The Egyptian god of knowledge.

埃及神话中的智慧之神

He has all the answers.

祂有一切问题的答案

No question too big

无论是多高深

or small.

或是多浅显的问题

Hello young man.

你好啊年轻人

Do you have a question you'd like to pose

你有想问的问题吗

I do but nobody in the history of science

有但是在科学史上

has ever been able to answer it.

从来没有任何人能答出来答案

Well they haven't asked the great god Thoth

那是因为他们没来问过透特神

Right this way

请往这边走

Ask your question.

提出你的问题

Do you really possess all knowledge

你真的拥有一切问题的答案吗

You only get one question kid.

孩子你只有问一题的机会

You want that to be it

你确定你要问这个吗

Oh. No.

不要

How can I unify the four fundamental forces of the universe

我怎么样才能统一宇宙中的四种基本力呢

Now we're talking.

总算问了像样的问题

In order to unify gravity you must first understand

要想统一引力你首先必须先了解

that it is a distortion of space time.

它是时空的一种弯曲变形

Gravity. Of course.

引力当然啦

He even talks in his sleep. Why am I not surprised

睡着都会说话我真是完全不意外啊

Didn't feel it at all. That's how good this helmet is.

完全没感觉这头盔就是这么赞

Want to take a whack

你想来敲一下看看吗

Try it on.

戴上试试

I'll be up front when you're ready to buy it.

你想结账就来前台找我吧

Oh no.

糟了

Damn it.

靠

皇家赌场

26 for the twins' birthday

双胞胎的生日26号

three for Georgie and Mary wouldn't like it

小乔治的生日3号玛丽不会高兴

if I used her birthday for gambling so 13 for her.

我用她生日来赌博的所以就她生日13号吧

All right. For my grandson's birthday I'm gonna go black

好吧用我孙子的生日我选黑色

'cause I don't remember.

因为我不记得他生日了

No more bets.

停止下注

26 black.

26黑色

Hooray for the grandkids

孙子们万岁

Whenever the hell they were born ‭

不管他们是哪一天出生的

You want to go to the bar

你想去酒吧喝一杯吗

No we've hit.

不我们好运当头

We gotta ride this out.

得乘胜追击

Double zero.

两个0

Ride's over. ‭To the bar

-好运到头了 -去酒吧

Where am I

我在哪

Oh you died. You're a ghost now.

你死了你现在是孤魂野鬼了

What

什么

Look who's awake.

看谁醒啦

How are you feelin'

你感觉怎么样

I had a dream.

我做了个梦

I solved a unified field theory.

我解开了统一场论

Well good for you.

那很棒啊

But I can't remember it.

但我不记得了

Well you were mumblin' something

你当时一直在咕哝

about gravity and forces.

引力和基本力什么的

You need to be more specific.

你得说具体一点

Shelly you weren't makin' much sense.

谢利你当时只是胡言乱语

Mother a unified field theory is the holy grail of physics.

妈妈统一场论就是物理界的圣杯

Solving it would be the greatest breakthrough

如能解开那将是科学史上

in the history of science.

最伟大的突破

And you forgot it.

然而你却忘了

That's funny.

好搞笑

Hello Dr. Bowers it's Sheldon Cooper.

你好鲍尔斯医生我是谢尔顿·库珀

I need you to administer more anesthesia to me.

我需要你再给我开一些麻醉药

No I don't have a dental problem.

不我牙齿没问题

I need to reenter a trancelike state so I can communicate

我只是需要再进入恍惚状态这样我才能

with Thoth the god of knowledge.

和知识之神透特交流

I would argue that the greatest discovery in physics

但我认为物理界最伟大的发现

is worth losing your dental license.

值得你丢掉牙医执照来换取

Well it's not my fault you let them

你让黄页公布你家庭电话号码

publish your home phone number.

又不是我的错

Well this is my favorite table here.

这是我在这里最喜欢的桌子

Well sure every time you put down money you win.

当然了你每次放下钱都能赢

Oh this is nice.

这感觉挺好

You know I really don't get away from the store enough.

我真应该多离开店铺

How come you're still workin' at your age

你这把年纪了怎么还在工作

What do you mean "my age"

我这把年纪是什么意思

I mean you're old.

就是你已经很老了

I'm not old.

我才不老

Well I'm old and you're older than me.

我够老了你比我更老

Yeah that's true.

这倒是真的

But we make it look good though.

但我们老了也风韵犹存

You don't want to be that guy

人可不要成为那种

that just works till he drops dead.

临死前都还在工作的人

I mean maybe you should retire.

也许你该退休了

Have a little fun.

享受一下人生

Well I'm here with you.

我不是跟你来玩了吗

That's a good start 'cause I'm fun.

这是个好开始因为我可会享受人生了

Oh man you sure as hell are.

你当然是玩乐达人

Hey you know what'd be fun

你知道什么会很享受吗

New Orleans is just an hour away from here.

新奥尔良离这里只有一小时车程

Oh I like where this is headed.

我感觉你会说出中听的话

And they got themselves a 24 hour wedding chapel.

那里有24小时不打烊的婚礼教堂

What

什么

不要

What do you mean "no"

不要是什么意思

We're good together and we're both old.

我们处得很开心而且我们都老了

That's what you said.

是你自己说的

We we haven't even said "I love you" yet

我们都还没对对方说过我爱你

All right fine.

好吧

I love you.

那我爱你

You... you're not gonna say anything back

你... 你不打算回应吗

Not under these circumstances

在这种情况下我当然不回应

Ah goddang it.

该死

Dale

戴尔

I'd like to report a robbery.

我想报警有人盗窃

Well before I tell you my name is there any way we can do this

我自报姓名前你先告诉我

where the owner of the store don't find out

这事能不能不让店主知道

Because he left me in charge and I really screwed up.

因为他让我管事我却闯大祸了

At least $400.

至少四百美元

I know it's a lot. That's why I said I screwed up.

我知道很多钱所以才说我闯大祸了啊

I got to think about this.

我得好好考虑一下

I I'll call you back.

我回头打给你

If I was going to recapture my insight

如果我要重获

into a unified field theory I needed to find a way

对统一场论的灵感我需要设法

to put myself back into an altered state of consciousness.

让自己回到意识改变状态

Native Americans would

印第安人的办法是

sit in sweat lodges for hours to achieve this.

在蒸汗帐篷里坐上数小时

I lasted a minute and a half.

我只坚持了一分半钟

Self hypnosis is another means

自我催眠也是

of bringing stillness to the mind.

让大脑停摆的方法

When it isn't giving you a heart attack

但有让你吓到心脏病发的风险

The whirling dervishes of Central Asia

中亚的回旋苦行僧

employ a repetitive spinning technique

会通过疯狂自转

to achieve a trancelike state.

来进入恍惚状态

You didn't have to storm off.

你没必要气呼呼走掉吧

You're being childish.

你这样好幼稚

So I don't want to get married.

我不想结婚又怎么样

It's nothing personal.

又不是针对你

Well it feels personal.

感觉就是针对我

I'm not rejecting you.

我不是拒绝你

I'm rejecting marriage.

我只是拒绝婚姻

If it helps it's not the first proposal

安慰你一下我不是第一次

I've turned down.

拒绝别人求婚了

How the hell does that help

这能安慰个屁啊

After everything that I've done

我为你和你家人

for you and your family

付出了那么多

You give my grandson a job so I'm supposed to marry you

你赏我外孙一份工作我就得以身相许吗

Well you can forget I even asked.

就当我没求过婚吧

After my other attempts

在其他

to return to the trancelike state of anesthesia failed

重返恍惚状态的尝试都失败后

I turned to something Nancy Reagan herself

我转而求助于第一夫人南希·里根

told me to "just say no" to.

叫我"坚决拒绝"的东西[毒品]

My mind altering substance of choice was...

我选择的致幻物是...

chamomile tea.

洋甘菊茶

But not your grandma's chamomile tea.

这可不是你姥姥喝的那种老人助眠茶

A highly concentrated super chamomile of my own making.

而是我自制的高度浓缩超级洋甘菊茶

All the relaxing power of 30 cups of chamomile tea

整整30杯洋甘菊茶的舒缓效力

packed into a teaspoon of calming sludge.

蕴含在一茶匙的镇定神浆里

Sorry Mrs. Reagan.

里根夫人抱歉我堕落了

美国前总统夫人南希·里根曾大力推行反毒运动

Okay grand unified field theory

好了大统一场论

here I come.

我来了

This isn't working.

没起作用啊

I disagree.

我不同意

Seems to be working fine and dandy.

看起来效果奇佳呢

Mr. Einstein

爱因斯坦先生

I'm very excited to talk to you

能跟您对话我很激动

but I was hoping to hear

但我原本是希望

from Thoth the Egyptian god of knowledge

和埃及知识之神透特交流

so he could teach me the grand unified field theory again.

那样他就能再教我大统一场论

Ooh the grand unified field theory

大统一场论啊

Well la di da.

哎哟喂

He told it to me in a dream but I can't remember.

他在梦里告诉过我但我不记得了

All right hang on.

等一下这位朋友

Where is the fun in finding things out

这么做还有什么发现乐趣可言

if some joker with a bird head

让一个长着鸟头的怪咖

just tells you the answer

直接告诉你答案

But a grand unified field theory would explain the universe.

但大统一场论能解释宇宙奥秘啊

Answers are all well and good

知道答案当然很好

but a real scientist loves the thrill of the chase.

但真正科学家喜欢的是追逐真相的快感

Am I right Hawking

我说得对吗霍金

I would agree.

我同意

I do also enjoy the thrill

不过我也喜欢

of rolling over bubble wrap with my chair.

用轮椅碾过气泡纸的快感

It it is fun to pop that stuff isn't it

戳破气泡纸的确很爽对吧

So fun. ‭But what if I never figure it out

-爽爆了 -但如果我永远解不开这难题呢

I never did

我也没解开啊

and my scientific career is nothing to sneeze at.

但我的科学贡献依然不可小视

Same here. Agreed.

-我也是 -同意

Uh don't don't look at me.

别看着我

I I drive a Yugo.

我只开得起南斯拉夫车

So none of you can help me

所以你们都帮不了我吗

I believe I can.

我想我能帮你

Sheldon if I was offered a choice

谢尔顿如果让我在

between all the knowledge of the universe or the endless pursuit of it

拥有所有知识和无尽追求科学真理中二选一

I would choose the pursuit.

我会选择追求

That's very insightful.

非常深刻

Hold it hold it he didn't come up with that

等等那不是他自己想的

He stole it from Gotthold Lessing.

他是盗用了戈特霍尔德·莱辛的话

Who's who's Gotthold Lessing

戈特霍尔德·莱辛是谁呀

He's an 18th century German philosopher.

他是18世纪的德国哲学家

Now do you mind

你们能消停了吗

We girls are trying to have some fun over here.

你们吵到我们女孩子玩乐了

Apologies. ‭ Sorry Cyndi Lauper.

-抱歉 -对不起辛蒂·劳帕

Our bad.

我们错了

I I like fun.

我... 我喜欢玩乐

While I made my peace

虽然我已经接受了

with not having the solution to a unified field theory

我目前无法解开统一场论的奥秘

my intestines did not make peace

但我的肠胃却接受不了

with concentrated chamomile syrup.

浓缩洋甘菊糖浆

Oh dear.

惨了

Bathroom emergency Bathroom emergency

爆厕警告爆厕警告

What the hell

怎么回事

I locked this.

我明明锁门了

Who's here

谁在里面

I'll call the cops

我要报警了

It's just me.

是我而已

Why you back so soon

你怎么这么快就回来了

None of your business.

不关你事

How'd it go yesterday

昨天店里怎么样

It was good.

本来挺好的

Until it wasn't.

后来就不好了

What do you mean

什么意思

I was helping a customer

我当时在帮客人

and I guess I forgot to close the register

我可能忘记关上收银机了

'cause when I got back to it all the money was gone.

因为我回柜台后发现钱都不见了

Are you kidding me

你逗我呢吧

I screwed up.

我闯祸了

Did you call the police

你报警了吗

I didn't want to get them involved.

我不想让警察来处理

But I was gonna make it right.

但我会摆平的

Here take it.

给你拿去

So we good

我们没事了吧

You're fired.

你被炒了

Really

真的吗

Get out of my store.

给我滚出去

Now.

现在就滚

内容	操作
视频
教程课件
单词卡片