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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

It's typical for young people to admire rock stars.

年轻人喜欢摇滚明星是很正常的

For my sister it was Cyndi Lauper.

比如我姐姐喜欢辛蒂·罗波

活跃于80年代的美国女歌手有才敢秀又敢搞怪

For my brother it was Bon Jovi.

至于我哥哥是邦·乔飞

知名摇滚乐团由主唱邦·乔飞建立

Well Jon we look good.

乔飞我们可真帅

For me the rock star I admired most was...

而我呢我最崇拜的摇滚明星是...

Albert Einstein.

阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦

Did you know Einstein loved playing the violin

你知道爱因斯坦深爱演奏小提琴吗

所以呢

He believed music helped him formulate his theories.

他相信音乐帮助他构想出了他的理论

所以呢

Einstein was arguably the greatest scientific mind

爱因斯坦可以算是20世纪

of the 20th century.

最伟大的科学家了

If music helped him maybe it could help me.

如果音乐帮助了他或许也能帮到我

所以呢

I got to go talk to my mom.

我要去跟我妈谈些事

Everything okay ‭ Yeah

-没出什么事吧 -没事啦

she's just got some problems she's dealing with.

她碰到了一些问题需要处理

Kind of personal. Will you make the kids lunch

是比较私人的事你能给孩子们做午饭吗

Ah do I have to ‭ George

-不能不要吗 -乔治

Happy to.

乐意之至

Be right back.

很快就回来

What do y'all want for lunch

你们午餐要吃什么

Peanut butter and jelly please.

花生酱加果酱吐司麻烦了

Great. Missy

很好米希呢

Tuna salad on rye toast

黑麦面包夹金枪鱼色拉

with sliced pickles and...

配上切片咸菜与...

Two PBJs got it.

两份花生果酱吐司没问题

What is going on

出什么事了

Well... ‭Well what

-这个嘛... -怎么了

I'm trying to say it. You woke me up.

-我在努力开这个口 -你把我吵醒了

Spill it or I'm going back to bed.

你要么说要么我要回去睡觉了

I'm pregnant.

我怀孕了

I'm awake now.

现在彻底醒了

Are you sure

你确定吗

Yes. I'm late.

确定我月经迟了

How late ‭Two days.

-迟了多久 -两天

Oh two days. That's nothing.

才迟两天算什么啊

Last time I was two days late I had the twins.

上一次迟两天的时候我怀了双胞胎

Last time I was two days late I had menopause.

上一次迟两天的时候我来了更年期

Just trying to lighten the mood.

只是想缓和下气氛

So do you have...

所以你...

reason to think that you might be

有理由怀疑自己怀孕吗

Well we try to be safe but... you know

我们通常都很小心但你懂的...

heat of the moment.

一时情不自禁

Still After three kids and that beer belly

还能吗都生三个了还有他那个

hanging over his pants Mom

-挂在裤腰带上的啤酒肚 -妈

I think you might be getting way ahead of yourself.

我觉得你有一点太杞人忧天了

I'm telling you I just know.

你相信我我就是有感觉

You were also convinced that Georgie was gonna be a girl.

你当时也很确信小乔治那胎会是女儿啊

That's true.

这倒是

Although he does have very pretty hair.

不过他倒是真的有一头秀发

Hello.

你好

Hi Sheldon.

你好啊谢尔顿

I'd like to learn to play the violin.

我想要学习演奏小提琴

Really Well that's terrific.

真的吗那太好了

Do you have any experience with stringed instruments

你有任何演奏弦乐器的经验吗

Stringed instruments no.

弦乐器吗没有

String theory yes.

弦理论的话有

That was a joke. I'm a joker.

这是个玩笑啦我是笑话王

I think I have an old violin you can take home

我这里好像有一把旧琴可以给你

and get the feel of.

让你带回家感觉一下

That's great.

太好了

Thank you.

谢谢

But I have to warn you

但我得先提醒你

it can be a frustrating instrument to learn.

学这个可能会碰到很多挫折

Can you play it ‭Yes.

-你会拉吗 -会啊

I'll be fine.

那我肯定没问题

I don't see them.

找不到啊

Excuse me.

请问一下

Where do you keep your pregnancy tests

你们这里验孕棒都放在哪了

Mom. Behind the counter at the pharmacy.

-妈 -去医药柜台跟柜员拿

Thank you.

谢谢

Would you please be a little more discreet

你就不能隐晦一点吗

She doesn't know it's for you.

她又不知道是你要用

Well it sure isn't for you.

不是我用还能是你用吗

Come on.

过来

Ow. No.

不行

Well go ahead.

去啊

I can't. ‭Why not

-我不能去 -为什么

His daughter goes to Missy's school.

他女儿跟米希在上同一所小学

You are being ridiculous.

你简直不可理喻

I don't need the world knowing my business.

我不想要全世界都知道我的私事

Okay fine.

行行行

Hello ‭Oh

你好

Excuse me.

麻烦一下

Hi can I help you ‭ Yes.

-有什么需要吗 -有的

Uh I need a... pregnancy test.

我需要... 验孕棒

Sure.

没问题

We have a few options.

我们这里有几种不同的

Hey Connie.

你好啊康妮

Oh hey Brenda.

你好啊布兰达

Oh you you pick.

你...你选吧

Is that a pregnancy test

那是验孕棒吗

Uh yeah.

是啊

It's for me.

我要用

Really ‭Yes.

-是吗 -是的

I come from a long line of really fertile women.

我家族有着生育能力十分强的血统

My mother had me when she was 57.

我妈是在57岁的时候生的我

Can you believe it

你敢信吗

I don't think I can.

我还真不敢信

Dr. Sturgis and I have been dating

斯特吉斯博士与我

for some time and we really try to be careful

也交往了好一段时间了我们也一直小心避孕

but you know how it is.

但这种事你也懂的

Heat of the moment.

一时情不自禁就...

Hi Mrs. Cooper

库珀太太你好啊

Hi Billy.

你好啊比利

Are you playing hide and seek

你在玩躲猫猫吗

Um yeah.

是啊

Don't tell anybody. Shh.

别跟别人说啊

Bye Mrs. Cooper

再见库珀太太

Thank you so much. Bye.

谢谢你再见

Wish me luck.

祝我好运吧

It's a bit worn. But it's fine for a beginner.

有点旧了但对于初学者来说足够了

That was unpleasant.

很不悦耳啊

It just takes some practice.

需要一点练习啦

Very well. When is my first lesson

有道理什么时候能开始上第一课

I'm... pretty busy right now.

我... 现在挺忙的

But I can give you this in the meantime.

但我可以先给你这个

Anyone Can Play Violin.

《大家都能学会小提琴》

They don't set the bar very high.

他们这门槛设得可不高啊

You know what you need to do

知道怎么用吧

Yes.

知道

How's it going

情况怎么样了

It'd be a lot easier to pee if you'd stop talking.

你要是安静一会我能尿得顺利点

Sorry.

抱歉

Now it's too quiet. Say something.

现在又太安静了说点什么吧

I know you didn't expect this

我知道这不在你的计划之中

and you still might not be but...

现在可能也还没这打算但...

but if it turns out you are...

如果你真的怀上了

I'm here for you.

我会在你身边陪着你

Thanks Mom.

谢谢你妈妈

You're not the one I'm worried about.

我担心的不是你

If I'm pregnant George is gonna flip out.

如果我怀孕了乔治一定会抓狂的

I'm sure he would at first.

我相信他一开始一定会

Then he would calm down.

但接下来他会冷静

Take a few beers.

喝几瓶啤酒

Maybe some malt liquor.

或许喝点麦芽烈啤酒

I suppose.

大概吧

The truth is he and I were both

其实当时怀上双胞胎

freaked out about having twins.

我跟他都要发疯了

But now I can't imagine life without them.

但现在我都没办法想象没有他们

Well see there you are.

你看这不就对了嘛

So no matter what that test says

无论验孕结果是什么

you're gonna be okay.

你都会没事的

You're right.

你说得对

What's it say

结果是什么

I'm gonna go buy that malt liquor.

我先去把麦芽烈啤酒买上吧

To get started place your violin in rest position.

首先先把小提琴拿好

Your feet should be together.

双脚并拢

Your right arm should be over your instrument

你的右臂放在乐器之上

not touching the strings or the bridge.

但不要压到琴弦或琴桥

Put your left hand... What are you doing

-把左手放在... -你在干嘛

What does it look like

你看呢

Like you're looking for another excuse for kids to pick on you.

看起来像是你又在给别的孩子制造新的槽点

Now you are ready to position your feet.

现在你已经准备好摆好你的脚了

Zip your feet open and step forward

张开脚尖往前踩一步

with your left foot.

是左脚往前

Your feet should... What are you doing

-你的脚应该... -那你在干嘛

I was gonna watch DuckTales but this looks funnier.

本来要来看《唐老鸭俱乐部》但这个更有趣

...procedure for positioning the violin on your shoulder.

把小提琴放到肩膀上的步骤

Hold your violin above the left foot

把小提琴移到你的左脚上方握好

with the neck of the instrument pointing up.

琴脖要朝向上方

Left foot neck up.

左脚琴脖朝上

Now rotate the neck of the instrument counterclockwise

以逆时针方向旋转琴脖半圈

so that the neck points at your left foot.

现在琴脖就是朝向你的左脚了

Oh boy. ‭I was right.

-要命了 -我果然没说错

Bend your left elbow so that the violin

左臂弯曲让小提琴

rests on your shoulder

靠在你的肩膀上

and place your head on the chin rest.

在把你的头放在腮托上

Now try dropping your left hand.

现在放下你的左手

See if you can hold your instrument without your hands.

看看你能否不用手就固定住琴

Time yourself at this... What's going on

-可以一边计时... -发生什么了

I'm learning to play the violin.

我在学怎么拉小提琴

It's my new favorite show.

这是我最新的最爱节目

Once you feel you have control of your instrument

等你感到能轻松固定住你的乐器

try moving your hands around.

就试试移动自己的手臂

Repeat this procedure until you can position

反复这些步骤直到你能够

your instrument comfortably and quickly.

快速并轻松地把琴放到正确位置上

He'll just be another minute.

他很快就好

Thank you.

谢谢

What's that about

这是在做什么

Just trying not to breathe the smoke in.

我只是不想要吸到二手烟

Come on.

放心啦

It already went through the filter and my lungs.

这些烟经过滤嘴与我的肺了

This stuff is squeaky clean.

这烟干净到不行啊

Well still.

还是小心一点啦

He's all yours your highness.

他准备好了殿下请进

All right.

好的

Hey Mare what's up Other than the big guy.

玛丽除了上头的"大老板" 你怎么也上我这了

God joke.

上帝哏啦

Actually um I could use some guidance.

其实呢我需要一点指引

I got some news today

我今天得知了一件事情

and I'm not quite sure how I feel about it.

我有点手足无措不知道该如何面对

Of course. Sit.

没问题请坐

Well... I am...

这个嘛... 我...

with child.

怀孕了

That's wonderful

太好啦

Congratulations

恭喜你

How far along are you

怀多久了

Uh could you keep it down just a little

你能不能够小声一点

I haven't exactly told George yet.

我还没告诉乔治呢

Got it. And why not

懂了但为什么没说呢

It is his right

是他的种吧

Of course.

当然啦

Apologies.

抱歉

Hey I'm a pastor in a small town.

我是个小镇子的牧师

You wouldn't believe the juicy things I hear.

你绝对不敢相信我听过多少有料的八卦

This just wasn't part of our plan.

只是这不在我们计划中

Well luckily... it's part of God's plan.

幸好这在上帝的计划中

And let me tell you about another Mary

我告诉你另一个玛丽[圣母玛利亚]的故事

who didn't know how to tell her husband she was expecting.

她也不知道该如何告诉丈夫自己怀孕了

And her story is way weirder than yours.

但她的故事可比你的奇异多了[处女怀孕]

In order to practice this move your bow

作为练习你可以沿逆时针方向

in a counterclockwise direction.

转动琴弓

Keep your hand moving right with the tip of the bow.

手与琴弓顶端一起转动

For our next song

现在练习下一首曲目

"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star "

《小星星》

remember posture is our most important thing.

记住姿势是最为重要的

Set play.

预备开始

Did you hear that I did it

你们听到了吗我学会了

I don't think you did.

我没觉得你学会了

And now we see how it helps my science.

现在看看音乐如何能帮我研究科学

Come on think.

加油动脑子

Probably needs more "Twinkle Twinkle."

可能还要再多一点"亮晶晶"

...for learning new songs.

...学习新曲目

You can play them along with me.

你可以跟我一起拉奏

What the hell is that

那是什么鬼声音

Sheldon's learning to play the violin.

谢尔顿在学拉小提琴

Oh. Well that's unfortunate.

真不幸

I'm gonna go change.

我去换衣服

Hey Dad.

爸爸

Can you believe I only started playing today

你敢相信我今天才开始拉的吗

I really can.

完全看得出来

Hey so there's something

有一件事

I've been meaning to talk to you about.

我想跟你谈谈

Sure what's up

好啊什么事

Now before I say it um

在我说出来之前

I want to tell you a story of another Mary.

我想告诉你关于另一个玛丽的故事

Okay anytime...

随时有灵感了

Are you kidding me

你开什么玩笑

Keep your voice down.

你小声点

Are you kidding me

你开什么玩笑

Look I was a little thrown too but Pastor Jeff said...

我本来也有点震惊但杰夫牧师说...

Pastor Jeff

杰夫牧师

Pastor Jeff knows before me

杰夫牧师都比我早知道

Well yeah I needed someone to talk to

是啊我需要找人倾诉嘛

and you know my mom... ‭ Your mom

-你也知道我妈... -你妈

Does the whole damn town know

全镇的人都知道了吗

No. Just my mom and Pastor Jeff.

不就我妈和杰夫牧师

And maybe Brenda Sparks.

也许还有布兰达·斯帕克斯

Probably Peg...

还有佩吉...

and whoever she told but that is it.

以及她告诉的人但就怎么多了

Oh is that it

就这么多了吗

Great news

好消息

Not a good time Sheldon.

现在不是时候谢尔顿

But it's really important.

但这事很重要

I figured out why the violin worked for Einstein

我弄明白为什么小提琴对爱因斯坦有用

and not for me.

对我却没用了

I need to become a Jewish person.

我得变成犹太人

Sheldon dinner Coming.

-谢尔顿吃晚饭了 -来了

Sorry I'm late. Shalom.

抱歉我来晚了平安[犹太用语]

What's on your head

你头上戴着什么

A yarmulke. ‭A yama what

-犹太圆顶小帽 -什么帽

It's a special Jewish hat.

是犹太人的帽子

It reminds the wearer that God is always over you.

它提醒佩戴者上帝永远在看着你们

Mom.

妈妈

Oh come on it's funny.

真的很好笑嘛

It's not funny and it's not a yarmulke.

并不好笑而且这也不是圆顶小帽

It is a coaster I crocheted at Bible camp.

是我在读经营织的杯垫

Are you gonna say something to him

你要对他说些什么吗

Normally I would but I got bigger problems right now.

一般情况下我会但我现在有更烦心的事

Let's just say grace. Hold on.

-我们来做饭前祷告 -等一下

Are these hot dogs kosher

这些热狗是犹太洁食吗

Over the next few days

接下来几天

I continued to play the violin

我继续练习小提琴

in an effort to replicate the mental prowess of Einstein.

试图复制爱因斯坦超凡的智能

I was asked to confine my practice to the garage

我父亲母亲姐姐和哥哥

by my father mother sister and brother.

都叫我到车库里练习

Meemaw was fine with me practicing in the house

姥姥不介意我在屋子里练琴

but why would she care She doesn't live with us.

但她为什么会在意她又不跟我们住一起

Hey George.

乔治

Hey Herschel.

赫谢尔

Let me guess you're here to complain

我猜猜看你是来投诉

about Sheldon's violin playing.

谢尔顿的小提琴拉得太难听

Under normal circumstances I'd say yeah

一般情况下我是会想投诉

but since he started

但自从他开始练琴

my chickens been dropping eggs like crazy.

我家的鸡疯狂下蛋

That's weird. ‭ Hey uh

-好奇怪 -对了

I hear congratulations are in order.

我听说你有好消息啦

What's that you hear

你听说了什么

Maybe I didn't hear it. Never mind.

或许我没听到当我没说

It's all right.

没关系

Seems like everybody knows.

看样子所有人都知道了

You don't seem terribly enthusiastic.

你看起来不是很雀跃啊

It's the money Herschel.

因为钱赫谢尔

It's all about the money.

一切都是因为钱

Well there's only one solution to that.

那只有一个解决办法了

Which is You got to make more money.

-什么办法 -你得多挣点钱

Thank you. ‭Welcome.

-多谢建议 -不客气

Hey I got to ask

我得问一下

did that fiddle playing increase the fertility in all the females

他的琴音是增强了附近所有雌性的生育能力

around here or just my chickens

还是只有我家的鸡

I was just throwing it out there never mind.

我就随便开个玩笑别放心上

Wait here I'm a go get you some eggs.

在这等着我去给你拿些鸡蛋来

That's okay. You're getting eggs.

-不用客气了 -你会得到蛋的

Guess I'm getting eggs.

看来我是会有"宝贝蛋"了

All right George

好了乔治

what's so damn important

什么事这么重要

I don't want to get into the why's and wherefore's

我不想细述原因和理由

but I'm gonna need a raise.

但我需要加薪

Is this 'cause Mary's pregnant

是因为玛丽怀孕了吗

You got to be kidding me.

你在逗我呢吧

Does everybody in this damn town know my business

是不是全镇的人都知道我的八卦了

I just it was taking a guess.

我只是乱猜的

Tom. My wife told me.

-汤姆 -我老婆告诉我的

Doesn't matter. What do you say

无所谓了你同不同意

Are you threatening to quit if you don't get it

如果不给你你会威胁要辞职吗

No Tom I'm threatening to rob a bank. ‭Okay.

-不汤姆我会威胁去打劫银行 -好吧

All right well let's not do that.

咱们还是别那么做了

$100 a week do the trick

每周加100美金够吗

Yes. Thanks. Bye.

够了谢谢你再见

Temple Judea

朱迪亚寺庙

how can I help you

有什么能帮到你

Hello I'd like to become Jewish.

你好我想变成犹太人

Who would be in charge of that

这事归谁管

How old are you

你几岁

I'm ten. Please hold.

-10岁 -请稍等

Hello this is Rabbi Schneiderman.

你好我是拉比·施耐德曼

To whom am I speaking

请问你是哪位

Hello this is Sheldon Cooper.

你好我是谢尔顿·库珀

Hello Sheldon. Um how can I help you

你好谢尔顿有什么能帮你的吗

I'm currently a Baptist and I'd like to convert to Judaism.

我现在是浸信会教徒我想改信犹太教

A Baptist named Sheldon.

叫谢尔顿的浸信会教徒

Okay.

好吧

And why do you want to convert

你为什么想改变信仰

Very simple. It's my intention to become a great scientist

很简单我想成为伟大的科学家

and I couldn't help but notice most of the great scientists

我注意到大部分伟大的科学家都是犹太人

are Jewish so logic dictates it's time to switch teams.

所以照这逻辑我该换队站了

Well I'm sure there are

我相信一定有很多

many Baptist scientists you could emulate.

你可以仿效的浸信会教徒科学家

That's kind of you to say

你人真好

but other than Cornelis Drebbel in the 1500s

但除了1500年代的荷兰发明家德尔贝莱

it's pretty slim pickings.

就挑不出几个优秀的了

Well Sheldon you sound like a very smart young man.

谢尔顿听起来你是个聪明的年轻人

Oh you have no idea.

聪明到你无法想象

Can I ask how your parents feel about this

我能问问你家人对此有什么看法吗

Well when I presented them with my plan

我跟他们提出我这个计划时

the words "over my dead body" were used.

是有人说过"除非我死"这种话啦

I'm not surprised.

我不意外

But they were similarly resistant

但我以前想要蚂蚁养殖屋时

when I wanted to get an ant farm

他们也是这么抗拒

and eventually they came around.

但最终他们还是想通了

All right here's what I'm gonna tell you to do.

好吧我认为你应该这么做

Read your Bible.

读你们的《圣经》

Already did cover to cover.

读过了从头到尾一字不落

Really Quiz me.

-真的吗 -不信就考我

No that's okay I believe you.

不用了我相信你

All right my advice to you

那我给你一个建议

is to stay with the faith of your parents.

跟你父母信仰同样的宗教

What else you got Okay.

-还有什么别的建议 -好吧

Then I'm gonna tell you

那我建议你

to be your own man.

自己做主

But I want to be a great scientist like Albert Einstein.

但我想成为像爱因斯坦那样伟大的科学家

Sheldon

谢尔顿

when your days are over

等你生命终结后

God will never ask you

上帝绝不会问你

"Why weren't you Einstein "

"你为什么不是爱因斯坦"

But he might ask you

但祂也许会问你

"Why weren't you Sheldon "

"你为什么不是谢尔顿"

What's going on You all right

怎么了你没事吧

I'm not feeling great.

我不太舒服

Is it a pregnant thing

是怀孕造成的吗

'Cause I got some good news on that.

我可有好消息哦

I got a decent raise.

我拿到了不错的加薪

It doesn't matter.

这不重要

What do you mean it doesn't matter

什么叫不重要

We can pull this off now.

我们现在养得起宝宝了

I lost the baby.

我流产了

You're probably relieved huh

你大概松了一口气吧

Actually...

事实上

...no.

没有

I love the first three.

我爱前面那三个孩子

Fourth one's a charm right

但"四四"顺利嘛不是吗

Dad

爸爸

Mom

妈妈

Yeah Shelly

什么事谢利

I just thought you should know I'm not going to be Jewish.

我就想告诉你们我不打算变成犹太人了

I'm going to remain the atheist Baptist you've come to love.

我会继续当无神论的浸信会教徒因为你们信仰它

Good to hear.

那就好

Are you crying

你在哭吗

Yeah but don't worry everything's okay.

是啦不过别担心一切都好

Good.

那就好

Once again I brought my mother so much joy

我又一次给我妈带来无上的快乐

she was moved to tears. I don't know how I do it.

让她感动落泪不知道这天分哪来的

Tom George Cooper's here for you.

汤姆乔治·库珀来找你

Send him in.

让他进来

Hey Tom you got a minute

汤姆你有空吗

Pretty busy.

忙着呢

Make it quick.

有话快说

It turns out I don't need that raise.

看来我不需要加薪了

What happened you win the lottery

怎么了你中彩票了

No no.

不是

Aw George I am so sorry.

乔治我很遗憾

Well what can you do

能怎么办呢

Listen I cleared your raise already

我已经批准了你加薪

why don't you just keep the money.

不如那些钱你就留着吧

Oh no I couldn't do that. ‭ No.

-不我不能那么做 -不

No I mean it. It's yours.

我是认真的钱归你了

Okay.

好的

Thanks. Bye.

谢谢再见

Thank you but I will no longer be needing these.

谢谢你但我以后不需要了

You're giving up so soon

你这么快就放弃了

What happened Did it hurt your fingers ‭No.

-怎么了你练到手指痛吗 -不

I'm following the advice of a very wise Rabbi Schneiderman

我要听从休斯顿朱迪亚寺庙那位睿智的

from Temple Judea in Houston.

拉比·施耐德曼的建议

Is this another one of your jokes

你又是在讲笑话吗

No. If it were a joke your mouth would be open

不是如果这是笑话你就会张大嘴

and the sound "Ha ha" would be coming out.

发出"哈哈"的声音

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