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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I thought you didn't like taking the Lord's name in vain

我还以为你不喜欢乱喊"神啊"

Oh shut up.

你闭嘴啦

It's been a while huh

好一阵子没"做"了吧

Don't blame me.

不能怪我

You're the one who had a heart attack.

犯心脏病的人是你又不是我

Mm the doctor did say I needed to get more exercise.

医生的确有说让我多运动

I think he meant walks around the block.

他的意思是让你多走走吧

No he winked at me

没他对我使了眼色

and did this little rotation with his hips like...

然后下半身这么扭动了几下...

Hey we got any plans this weekend

我们这周末有任何安排吗

I thought maybe we could get started on the vegetable garden

我想我们能开始弄个小菜园

and then of course church on Sunday.

然后周日要上教堂嘛

Yeah that does sound fun

听起来可有趣了

but what if instead I was to go up to Bethy Creek

但你觉得我带着小乔治

with Georgie and do some fishing

去克罗斯溪怎么样

How long you been waiting to spring that on me

这话你打算拖到什么时候才跟我说

Well not till I was done rotating my hips.

当然是要等到我"扭动"完屁股啊

You're awful.

你坏死了

So what do you say

所以怎么样

What about Sheldon

那谢尔顿呢

What about him

他怎么样

George.

乔治

You can't always leave him out.

你不能总不带他啊

I'm not leaving him out.

我没有不带他啊

You know how he is about fishing.

你也知道他对钓鱼的态度

Get it away get it away

弄走它弄走它

Calm down it's an itty bitty thing.

冷静它就是个小东西而已

No I'm an itty bitty thing

不我才是小东西好吗

Who says you have to take him fishing

谁说你一定得带他去钓鱼

Find something else to do with him.

找别的事跟他做嘛

Something he'd like.

他会喜欢的事

What are we gonna do Spend the weekend sitting around thinking

那我们能干嘛整个周末坐在那里沉思吗

George.

乔治

You have to make an effort.

你得做出努力啊

Young boys who don't spend time with their daddies

不跟自己父亲花时间共处的小男孩

grow up to be oddballs.

长大后会变成怪胎

Honey I hate to tell you but that ball is already pretty odd.

亲爱的我不想戳破现实但这胎已经很怪了

Please.

求求你嘛

Okay fine.

好啦好啦

I'll talk to him. We'll think of something.

我再去跟他谈谈想个事情做

Good.

那就好

Thank you.

谢谢你

What

笑什么呢

I was just remembering when I took him camping.

我只是想起来以前带他去露营

Moth Moth

有蛾子蛾子

Sheldon it's just a butterfly.

谢尔顿只是只蝴蝶而已

How is that any better

这就有比较好吗

Butterfly butterfly

蝴蝶蝴蝶

Hey pal.

小兄弟

Playing with your rockets

在玩你的火箭吗

I'm trying to calculate ballistic coefficients.

我是在计算弹道系数

Well that's fun too.

这也很有趣

Listen I don't have to work this weekend

是这样的我这周末不用工作

I was wondering if you wanted to do something together.

我在想你有没有兴趣一起做点什么

Like what

比如呢

Whatever you want.

你想做什么都行

Well the filter on my air purifier needs to be changed.

我的空气净化机需要换滤网了

How about a trip to Sears

一起去一趟百货公司怎么样

Yeah I was thinking along the lines of something a little more active.

我想的是那种活动性更强的事情

Like last year

比如去年

we went fishing...

我们去钓鱼

Mom Dad's trying to make me go fishing

妈爸爸又想叫我去钓鱼

No no it's okay.

没没有没那回事

We're not going fishing.

我们没有要去钓鱼

All right good.

好的那就好

But seriously

不过说真的

was fishing really that bad

钓鱼真的有那么糟吗

Mom Dad's trying to convince me

妈爸又在想说服我

that fishing wasn't that bad

钓鱼没那么糟糕

Shh. Come on

别这样

Forget I said anything about fishing.

忘了我说的跟钓鱼有关的话

Just think about it

你就想一想

and we'll do whatever you want.

我们就做你有兴趣的事情

Thank you.

谢谢

There is the launching of the space shuttle this weekend.

这周末有个航天飞机要发射

Space shuttle

航天飞机

Don't they do those out of Florida

它们不都是在佛罗里达发射的吗

Yes. Cape Canaveral.

是啊在卡纳维拉尔角

Sheldon that's that's like a 12 15 hour drive.

谢尔顿去得开车12到15小时呢

I understand. Never mind.

我懂了没关系

You know what Let's do it.

这样吧我们去吧

It'll be fun.

会很有意思的

The three Cooper boys on a little adventure.

三个库珀家男儿的冒险

Sound good

不错吧

Sounds good.

不错

My plan was coming together.

我的计划终于要实现了

I just needed to get on the shuttle

我只需要登上航天飞机

so I could finally escape this ridiculous planet.

我就可以逃离这个可笑的星球了

Spoiler alert I'm still here.

剧透一下我还在这星球

So Sheldon me and Georgie

谢尔顿小乔治与我

are gonna take a little road trip this weekend

这周末要来一趟公路旅行

see the shuttle launch.

去看航天飞机升空

Looks like I don't get a vote in this.

看来我没有什么话语权

Oh good you're catching on.

很好你很上道

I wonder if we'll get to meet an astronaut.

不知道能不能见到宇航员

I remember when I was a teenager

我记得我还是少女那会儿

I had the biggest crush on John Glenn.

当年超迷恋宇航员小约翰·格伦

I would've given it up for him no problem.

我当时愿意把"那个"都给她

Mom. Given what up

-妈 -给他什么

Her allowance. Just eat.

她的零用钱吃你的饭

So how long are you gonna be gone

你们要去多久

Oh we'll leave first thing Saturday morning

我们星期六一大早就出发

stay the night in a motel

在汽车旅馆住一晚

and see the launch bright and early on Sunday.

然后周日一大早就看升空

I can't believe we're going to see

真不敢相信我们要去看

an actual working spacecraft.

一个货真价实的航天器

Look how happy he is.

看看他多开心

Good job.

你真棒

How come I don't get to go

为什么我不能去

'Cause you me and Meemaw are gonna have our own fun.

因为你我姥姥三个人要一起玩

Could we shoot guns at the gun range

我们能去靶场射击吗

Mm you're too young to go to the gun range.

你还太小不能去靶场

Meemaw took me.

姥姥就带我去过

We pinky swore. What are you doing

我们拉勾说好不泄密你在干嘛

Oh yeah.

忘了

Don't listen to me.

别听我说的

I don't know what I'm saying.

小孩子爱胡言乱语

I know you like to just keep driving

我知道你喜欢一直开

and get where you're going but you can't ignore

直接开到目的地但是你不能不管

his bathroom schedule. I know.

-谢尔顿的如厕时间表 -我知道

He goes number one first thing in the morning

他早上第一件事就是要上小号

then again in the afternoon once more in the late afternoon

下午再一次傍晚在一次

say 4 00 4 30 depending on his juice intake

大概4点4点半看他喝了多少果汁

and then a quick piddle before bedtime.

然后睡前再一小泡

"Piddle." Got it.

"一小泡" 懂了

Now number two's a little trickier.

但大号就比较复杂了

Mary Relax. I can take care of my son.

玛丽放轻松我能照顾好我儿子

I know.

我知道

Good.

那就好

I'm just saying

我只是想说

if he's upset or nervous

如果他不开心或紧张

he can get all clogged up.

他就会大不出来

I won't let that happen.

我不会让这事发生的

Thank you.

谢谢

Okay let's talk about food.

好的接下来来说食物

No need to.

不需要

He likes his meat cooked to at least 165 degrees

他喜欢肉至少要煮到74度以上

except for chicken which is 180.

除了鸡肉鸡肉得82度

The different foods can't touch each other on the plate.

盘子里的食物必须分开放

Ketchup and mustard must come out of a packet.

只吃袋装的番茄酱与芥末酱

No bottles.

瓶装的不吃

What about his issues with spaghetti

那他对意大利面的问题呢

That's a trick question.

这是陷阱题

He likes spaghetti.

他喜欢吃意大利面

All right I guess you got this.

好吧我想你能搞定

Georgie.

小乔治

Up and at 'em.

起床啦

Missy where's your brother

米希你的弟弟呢

Who cares

谁管他啊

Sheldon you in there

谢尔顿你在里面吗

Dad

爸爸

Sorry Georgie.

抱歉小乔治

What's going on

怎么了

I can't find Sheldon.

我找不到谢尔顿

What do you mean you can't find him

你说找不到他是什么意思

I mean I don't know where he is.

就是说不知道他上哪去了

Well he's got to be somewhere.

他肯定在家里哪里吧

Maybe he got that time machine to work.

或许他的时光机终于能用了

Where the hell...

到底上哪去了

George.

乔治

I think he's ready to go.

看来他已经准备好出发了

Wait Georgie. Where's your bag Don't need one.

-等等小乔治你的行李包呢 -不需要啊

Got my toothbrush right here.

我的牙刷在这里呢

What about clothes

换洗衣物呢

A change of underwear

换洗的内裤呢

Got it.

带了

Georgie you're gonna be gone for two days.

小乔治你要出门两天呢

I'll turn them inside out.

我可以反过来穿啊

Shotgun No no.

-我要前座 -不不

Let your brother sit up front for a change.

偶尔换你弟弟坐一次前座

I actually prefer sitting in the back.

我其实比较想坐后座

It's safer.

比较安全

Oh come on sit up front with your daddy.

来嘛去前座陪你爸爸

He doesn't get to spend enough time with you.

他都不够时间跟你相处

I called shotgun.

我先喊了要前座

George.

乔治

We'll flip a coin.

我们掷硬币决定

All right Georgie call it.

好了吧小乔治选边

Heads.

人头

Tails.

是字

Dang it. Sheldon you won.

-可恶 -谢尔顿你赢了

You get to ride up front.

你坐前座

Can't we do two out of three

不能三战两胜吗

You won. Get in the car.

你赢了上车

What's the point in calling shotgun

这年头先喊坐前座没意义了吗

You're a good dad.

你是个好爸爸

If I don't kill one of them before Sunday I'm a good dad.

等他俩都活过周日再叫我好爸爸吧

Have fun.

玩得愉快

Love you guys.

爱你们

Bye Drive safe

再见啦小心开车

Oh this was a good idea this was a good idea

这是个好主意这真是个好主意

this was a good idea.

是个好主意

This was a good idea.

这是个好主意

Isn't this exciting

是不是很兴奋啊

It's just us girls no boys in the house.

只有我们三个姑娘家里没有臭男生

The place already smells better.

感觉家里已经香了一点呢

So what are we gonna do

我们要一起做什么呢

How would you like

你有没有兴趣

to go to the beauty salon and get all done up

去美容院来个全套美容

Can I have orange hair like Cyndi Lauper

我能像女星辛蒂·罗波一样染橙发吗

I don't think so.

门都没有

Meemaw has friends with blue hair.

姥姥就有蓝头发的朋友

She's right.

的确是啊

I haven't gone there yet

我还没到那一步

but after a certain age it's mandatory.

但过了某个年龄不染不行啊

Your hair's not changing color.

你别想给头发染色

Sorry kiddo.

抱歉啦孩子

Your mom is no fun.

你妈最无聊了

Excuse me I'm fun.

不好意思我很有趣好吗

So I can color my hair

那我可以染头发吗

Not a chance.

想都别想

But I'm very much fun.

但我可有趣了

Whatever you need to believe.

你想自欺就随你吧

Mein Fuhrer.

希特勒元首

Dad

爸爸

Yeah

什么事

Would you like to have a conversation

你有兴趣进行一场对话吗

Yeah. Sure. Absolutely.

好啊当然啦

All right what would you like to talk about

好的你想聊什么

Um well let's see.

我想想

Uh... have you given much thought to what you want to be

你有没有想过长大以后

when you grow up

要干哪一行

I have.

想过

Great.

很好

And what would that be

所以是什么呢

Oh. Most likely a scientist.

很可能是科学家

Unless I stay in Texas then I'm thinking cattle baron.

除非我留在德州那可能是当养牛大亨

Cattle baron

养牛大亨吗

Assuming I don't have to touch the cows.

前提是我不需要碰到牛

Goes without saying.

这还用说

Did you always want to be a football coach

你从小就想成为橄榄球教练吗

Well I always wanted to play.

我一直想打橄榄球

At least till I got hurt.

至少在我受伤前都是

Were you a good player

你打得好吗

Eh not really.

不怎么样

I was just bigger than the other kids.

我只是比其他孩子块头大

So you compensated for mediocrity by being large.

所以你的大块头弥补了你的平庸

I guess.

我想是吧

That works for cattle as well.

这在牛身上也同样适用

Oh well thanks for pointing that out.

谢谢你指出这点

You're welcome.

不客气

You might want to open a window.

你们最好打开窗户

Oh boy.

要死了

My head is so hot.

我的头好热

She is such a hoot.

她真有意思

You okay Fine.

-你还好吧 -没事

Okay don't tell me.

那好吧别告诉我了

So hot...

超热

I don't like you making me out to be the bad guy

我不喜欢你把我塑造成坏人

just 'cause I won't let my daughter do whatever she wants.

就因为我不让我女儿随心所欲

I gave you a lot of freedom

我以前也给了你很多自由

you turned out okay.

你现在不也挺好

You didn't give me freedom.

你才没有给我自由

You were never around.

你总是不在家

Is that so

是吗

I guarantee I made supper for Charlene and Edward

我保证我给莎琳和爱德华做的晚饭

more times than you ever did.

比你做的还多

I basically raised 'em.

基本上是我养大了他们

You think I was out dancing

你以为我在外面跳舞享乐吗

I was out working two jobs so your daddy could

我是在外面打两份工

lose all our money on that damn chain of Fotomats

结果你爸经营快照小铺把所有钱都赔了个精光

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It wasn't Daddy's fault that those little things blew over

那个小摊子每次来台风就被吹倒

every time there was a storm.

又不是爸的错

Seriously I'm melting.

说真的我快融化了

Dead armadillo.

死犰狳

That's three for me.

我得三分

This is a terrible driving game.

这个开车游戏烂透了

Is it roadkill if it's still twitchin'

如果它还在抽搐能算路毙动物吗

Huh both alive and dead just like Schrodinger's cat.

既死又活就像薛定谔的猫

I didn't know he had a cat.

我都不知道他有养猫

You've heard of Schrodinger

你听说过薛定谔吗

Sure. It's the kid from Charlie Brown

当然了就是《查理·布朗》里

who plays the piano.

弹钢琴的那个小孩

和查理布朗与露茜同为《花生漫画》里的角色

其实是叫史洛德

Lucy's got a crush on him.

露茜暗恋他

Schrodinger's cat is a thought experiment.

薛定谔的猫是项思想实验

A cat in a box is exposed to poison

一只猫被关在盒子里接触放射性物质

and is both alive and dead until it is observed.

在盒子打开前猫的状态是既生又死

So the cat's name is Schrodinger

那只猫名叫薛定谔吗

No.

不是

Well what's its name

那它叫什么

Its name doesn't matter.

它的名字不重要

It does if the cat was dead.

如果猫死了就重要了

Otherwise what are you gonna put on his tombstone

不然它的墓碑上要刻什么名字

Not likely the cat's getting a tombstone.

这猫估计也不会有墓碑

It would in a pet cemetery.

要是葬在宠物墓地里就会有的

Fine the cat's name is Mittens.

好吧猫的名字叫白手套

Because he has little white feet

因为它有奶白色的小爪子吗

Sure.

是啊

So in this thought experiment

那在这项思想实验里

do you think Mittens is dead or alive

你认为小奶猫是生是死呢

There's no way of saying until you open the box.

在打开盒子前无法确定

Oh come on.

别卖关子嘛

Optimistically I would choose to believe he's alive.

乐观来说我选择相信它还活着

Yes

好棒

Oh thank goodness.

谢天谢地

Oh dead crow.

死乌鸦

There ain't no doubt about that one.

这只毫无疑问是死透了

郊区汽车旅馆

The toilet was sanitized for my protection.

这里的马桶为了我的安全已经消毒过了

I love this place.

我超爱这地方

Dad can we go to Reptile World

爸爸我们能去爬虫世界玩吗

No.

不行

They a got snake so big it can eat a whole chicken.

那里有超大条的蛇能一口吞掉整只鸡

Oh well in that case no.

这样的话不行

Aw. Let's get some sleep.

-讨厌 -我们睡觉吧

We got to get up early if we're gonna get to Cape Canaveral

我们明天得早起才能赶到卡纳维拉尔角

in time for liftoff.

看航天飞机起飞

I'm so excited I don't know if I can.

我太兴奋了不知道能不能睡着

Well buddy you're gonna have to try all right

小家伙你得努力试试好吗

You two share that bed I'll take this one.

你俩一起睡那张床我睡这张

No. Nuh uh.

-不行 -没门

Come on fellas I'm the biggest.

别这样小伙子们我块头最大

It makes sense that I get a bed to myself.

我自己睡一张床才合理

No. Nuh uh.

-不行 -没门

We'll flip for it. Georgie call it.

那我们掷硬币决定小乔治选边

Heads.

人头

Not your day.

你今天不走运啊

Dang it.

可恶

That looked like heads. Go brush your teeth.

-那看起来是人头啊 -去刷你的牙

This really works

这样真的有用吗

Your hair will look just as pretty tomorrow.

你的头发到明天还会是一样美美的

Now come on let's tuck you in.

睡吧我给你盖被子

I'm glad I don't have orange hair.

我很庆幸我没染橘色头发

Me too baby.

我也是宝贝

I want to be more like Madonna.

我想像麦当娜一样

Are you trying to kill me

你想气死我吗

'Cause if you are good job.

如果是那你快成功了

Why is she only like a virgin

她为什么只像处女啊

麦当娜知名歌曲《宛如处女/Like a Virgin》

Good night

晚安

You ready to finish our conversation

你准备好继续跟我谈了吗

There's nothing to finish.

没什么好谈的

I raised myself like a jungle child.

我把自己抚养成人就像森林泰山一样

End of story.

说完了

Oh stop being so dramatic.

别那么夸张好吗

You think I didn't feel bad

你以为我不难受吗

not being around more than I wanted to be

我也想多陪在你们身边啊

Did you

你真难受吗

A little bit.

有一点吧

I'm teasing come on. Of course I did.

我在逗你呢我当然难受了

Why else would I have begged you and George

不然我干嘛求你和乔治

to move back to Medford

搬回梅德福

So you could be with your grandchildren.

你是为了和外孙们待在一起

And you.

还有你

Really Yeah.

-真的吗 -是啊

You're the only one of my children still talking to me.

我的孩子里就只有你还肯跟我说话了

No surprise there.

真是毫不意外

Besides you raised yourself better than I ever could.

再说了你把自己养得比我养得还好

You actually believe that

你真这么想吗

No but it would help my cause if you did.

不但要是你相信了就能原谅我了

Your hair looks pretty.

你头发看起来很美

Enough.

够了

Dad

爸爸

Dad

爸爸

Dad

爸爸

Dad.

爸爸

What

干什么

Georgie keeps kicking me.

乔治一直踢我

Kick him back.

踢回去

I'd rather not touch him.

我不想碰到他

You want to sleep with me

你想和我一起睡吗

Yes thank you.

想谢谢

Yeah.

好了

Got enough room

位置够吗

Yes.

够了

You throw off a lot of heat.

你散发出好多热气啊

Sorry.

抱歉

That's all right. It's kind of nice.

没事挺舒服的

Do they launch those shuttles in the rain

下雨了他们还发射航天飞机吗

I think a light rain's okay.

小雨应该没问题

Oh no.

糟了

It'll pass.

会雨过天晴的

Just get some sleep.

先睡觉吧

It didn't pass.

雨没过天未晴

Sheldon I'm real sorry.

谢尔顿我也很遗憾

Can I tell you a secret

我跟你说个秘密好吗

I never understood how lightning works.

我一直不知道闪电是如何产生的

Didn't they teach you that in high school

你的高中没教过吗

They probably did

应该有吧

but I got hit in the head a lot playing football.

但我那时打橄榄球头整天撞来撞去

Would you explain it to me

你能解释给我听吗

Well when positive and negative charges grow large enough

当正负电荷积累得够多

a giant spark occurs in the cloud.

云内就会产生巨大的闪光

Ah that that's pretty cool. What causes the thunder

听起来挺酷啊那打雷是怎么回事

It's a shock wave from particles heated to 10 000 degrees.

是粒子被加热到5500摄氏度时产生的冲击波

Interesting.

真有趣

You want to know what's really interesting

你想知道什么才真的有趣吗

Aristotle thought that the sound of thunder

亚里士多德认为打雷的响声

was due to a collision between two clouds.

是由两朵云碰撞产生的

He believed the clouds were expelling air

他认为云朵在排出空气

in the way a log on a fire crackles...

类似火堆上的木头发出噼啪声

I didn't realize until years later

直到很多年后我才意识到

that my father was only asking questions

我爸爸问我关于闪电和打雷的问题

about lightning and thunder to cheer me up.

只是为了让我振作起来

In fact he would often pretend to be dumb

其实呢他经常装傻扮蠢

just to make me feel better.

就为了让我好过些

Looks like rain.

看起来下雨了

My brother on the other hand

而我哥哥

didn't have to pretend.

他不用装是真的蠢

Okay on the count of three we run to the car.

好了数到三我们就跑到车那里去

Ready One two... Wait.

-准备好了吗一二 -等等

I want shotgun going back.

回家路上我想坐副驾

Fine you get shotgun. Okay here we go.

好吧你坐副驾准备冲了

One two... I still think

-一二 -我觉得

we should wait till the rain slows down.

还是应该等雨小点再走

No we got to get home.

不行我们得回家

I got work tomorrow you guys got school.

我明天要上班你们要上学

You do realize I'll get wet

你知道我会被淋湿的吧

It's just water Sheldon.

只是水而已谢尔顿

All right. Just making sure you realize.

好吧就是确认一下你知道

All right here we go. Ready

好了要冲了预备

One two three.

一二三

Buddy I thought we had a plan.

小兄弟我们不是计划好了吗

You had a plan.

是你计划好了

I never did get to see a launch in person

我从没能亲眼看到航天器升空

but that was the best trip I ever had.

但那是我最快乐的一趟旅程

I wish I had told my father while he was alive.

真希望我能在他活着的时候把这话告诉他

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