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idle
chatter
was
punished
with
a
device
called
惩罚闲聊行为的装置叫做
Hey
I
read
that
someone
invented
a
way
我读到有人发明了一种
to
covert
your
footsteps
into
electromagnetic
energy
可以把脚步转换为电磁能量的方法
so
you
can
charge
your
cell
phone
while
walking.
这样就能边走路边给手机充电了
We
had
that
idea
years
ago.
这点子我们几年前就想到了
How
come
we
never
did
anything
with
it
当初我们怎么没想过去实践呢
Probably
because
we
left
the
diagram
of
it
in
the
restaurant
大概是因为当时我们把设计稿忘在餐厅
and
none
of
us
wanted
to
walk
back.
却没人愿意走回去拿吧
I
know
the
real
reason
you
never
made
progress
with
that
idea.
我知道你在这计划上毫无成果的真正原因
You
thought
of
it
September
22
2007.
你于2007年9月22号想到这个点子
Two
days
later
Penny
moved
in
两天后 佩妮搬进公寓了
and
so
much
blood
rushed
to
your
genitals
你全身的血液都灌进了你的小弟弟
your
brain
became
a
ghost
town.
于是你的脑子就废了
That's
not
what
happened.
才不是这样呢
I
remember
it
distinctly
我记得非常清楚
because
I
had
just
composed
my
annual
poem
因为当时我刚创作了一首年度诗歌
死于1991年9月24日
美国最著名的儿童教育绘本作家
commemorating
the
anniversary
of
Dr.
Seuss's
death.
以在苏斯博士的逝世纪念日追忆他
No
one
wants
to
hear
it.
我们不想听
Why
die.
为何 死去
Why
did
he
die
为何 他会 死去
Old
told.
人说 老了
I
was
told
he
was
old.
人说 他是 老了
Penny
is
not
the
reason
I
didn't
pursue
that
idea.
我不实践那个点子不是因为佩妮
Oh
really
Since
meeting
her
是吗 那自从认识她后
what
have
been
your
greatest
accomplishments
你最大的成就都有什么
Easy.
很好答
Sleeping
with
Penny.
跟佩妮上床
Getting
Penny
to
go
back
out
with
him
after
she
dumped
him.
佩妮甩了他之后 又成功把她拐回来
Tricking
Penny
into
getting
engaged.
还拐佩妮订了婚
And
a
few
weeks
ago
he
almost
did
a
pull
up.
还有几周前 他差点成功做了一个引体向上哦
I
think
someone
owes
me
an
apology.
某人貌似该给我磕头认错哦
Well
don't
feel
bad.
别难过了
I
think
we've
all
been
distracted
我觉得自从我们的生活
since
the
girls
entered
our
lives.
有了女人后 我们都分心了
You
admit
Amy's
a
distraction
所以你承认艾米让你分心了吗
Oh
very
much
so.
太扰乱了
Listen
to
this.
This
is
from
two
days
ago.
你们评评理 这短信是两天前发的
"Hi.
Hope
you're
having
a
good
day."
"你好 希望你今天过得愉快"
Well
maybe
we
have
lost
our
focus.
或许我们的注意力是被分散了
It
wouldn't
kill
us
to
get
together
and
brainstorm
ideas.
我们聚在一起来场头脑风暴也未尝不可
Ooh
we
could
have
one
of
those
retreats.
我们可以来一场那种集思会
Like
our
own
science
retreat.
就像我们四个人的科学集思会
My
cousin
has
a
cabin
out
in
the
woods.
我表哥有一间林间小屋
I'm
not
going
to
a
cabin
in
the
woods.
我不要去林间小屋
Did
you
see
the
movie
Cabin
in
the
Woods
你们没看过《林间小屋》吗
可怕的事情接二连三地发生
电影讲述5个好朋友来到了密林深处的一座小木屋
Then
we'll
go
to
a
hotel.
那我们去酒店好了
A
hotel
Did
you
see
The
Shining
酒店 你们没看过《闪灵》吗
当主角一家住进酒店后
诡异的事情接二连三地发生
电影讲述一个作家接受了一份酒店冬天看门的工作
We
could
go
up
to
Big
Bear
我们可以去大熊湖
and
get
a
house
on
the
lake.
找一间湖边小屋
Did
you
see
The
Lake
House
你们没看过《湖边小屋》吗
是韩国电影《触不到的恋人》的美国重制版本
2006年浪漫戏剧电影
Nothing
bad
happens
in
The
Lake
House.
《湖边小屋》里没发生恐怖事件啊
Yeah
well
no
not
to
them.
To
me.
没发生在主角身上 发生在我身上了
Time
traveling
mailbox.
能穿梭时光的邮箱
The
only
time
that
traveled
这部烂片里唯一穿梭的
was
an
hour
and
half
of
my
life
down
the
toilet.
就是我穿梭进粪坑里一个半小时的青春年华
Fine.
Then
we'll
just
stay
here
and
do
it.
好吧 那我们就待在这里开会
Well
you
didn't
suggest
a
beach
house.
你怎么不问去不去海滨小屋
You
would
go
to
a
beach
house
你愿意去吗
Well
good
Lord
no
have
you
seen
Jaws
当然不去 你没看过《大白鲨》吗
导致多名游客命丧其口
电影讲述一个海滨小镇出现一头巨大的食人大白鲨
生
活
大
爆
炸
第八季 第五集
So
the
guys
and
I
are
talking
about
我们四个在讨论
having
kind
of
a
science
retreat
this
weekend.
这周末开一个科学集思会
I
just
wanted
to
know
if
that's
okay.
我想询问下你意见
You
and
I
had
talked
about
going
to
brunch
on
Sunday...
因为我们之前说周日要一起吃早午餐
Want
to
go
to
Vegas
this
weekend
这周末想去拉斯维加斯吗
Of
course
I
do.
当然想
Bernadette
伯纳黛特
Girl's
weekend.
Vegas.
You
in
闺蜜去拉斯维加斯过周末 去吗
Hell
yeah
Yes
-当然去 -那就定了
I'll
check
flights.
I'll
check
hotels.
-我去查机票 -我来查酒店
I'll
check
my
underpants.
我去检查我的内裤
I'm
so
excited
I
think
I
peed.
我激动到貌似都尿了
They
seem
okay
with
it.
她们完全没意见
I
didn't
think
you'd
make
it.
我还以为你不来了呢
Why
not
何出此言
Well
'cause
you
have
a
steady
girlfriend
now
因为你现在有一个稳定的女朋友
and
we
assumed
you'd
have
to
stay
home
我们以为你得待在家
to
lower
the
food
down
to
her
in
the
pit.
放食物到你困住她的深坑里
For
your
information
Emily
is
working
tonight.
跟你报告一下 艾米丽今晚要工作
Yeah
one
would
assume
on
getting
out
of
the
pit.
有人会认为她的工作就是要爬出那个深坑
Okay
let's
focus.
好 我们来集中注意力
The
girls
are
gone
we
have
48
hours.
女生们都不在 我们有48小时
There
are
no
distractions.
无人打扰
Let's
change
the
world.
让我们一起改变世界吧
Thinking
caps
on.
Here
we
go.
我戴上我的思考小帽了 开始吧
Ooh
this
is
exciting.
We're
innovating.
真是太令人激动了 我们在创新耶
I
feel
like
we're
in
the
Facebook
movie.
感觉我们就像《社交网络》里演的那样
Oh.
I
never
saw
that.
我从未看过那部电影
Yeah.
Really
真的假的
It's
wonderful
and
I
swear
I'm
not
saying
that
那电影超棒的 我发誓我这么说不是因为
because
Justin
Timberlake
is
in
it.
里面有男神贾斯汀·汀布莱克
Yeah
I
have
it
on
Blu
ray.
我有蓝光碟
We
should
watch
it.
我们来看吧
Cool.
I'll
make
the
popcorn.
好啊 我来做爆米花
Guys...
各位
in
30
seconds
we
went
from
在短短的30秒里 我们从
"Let's
change
the
world"
to
"Let's
watch
TV."
"一起改变世界"变成了"一起看电视"
I'm
sorry.
Is
that
a
"no"
抱歉 你是说"不看"吗
Okay.
No.
Leonard's
right.
不了 莱纳德说得对
We're
here
to
focus.
我们是来集思的
Didn't
we
used
to
have
a
list
of
all
our
ideas
以前不是有个本子专门记下我们的点子吗
I
I
think
I
still
have
it.
我好像还留着呢
I
did
not
get
a
clear
answer.
我没有听到确切的回答
I'm
gonna
set
this
down
now.
所以我先把光盘放下
Ah
here
it
is.
找到了
I
haven't
looked
at
these
in
years.
我好多年没翻过了
"Robot
girlfriend."
"机器人女友"
Mm
that
was
mine.
那是我的点子
"Robot
prostitute."
"机器人妓女"
Also
mine.
也是我的
Wait.
I'm
confused.
慢着 我不懂
Why
would
you
need
both
a
robot
girlfriend
既然你有机器人女友了
and
a
robot
prostitute
干嘛还要机器人妓女
There's
just
some
things
you
don't
do
with
your
robot
girlfriend.
有些"事"是不会拿来摧残自己的机器女友滴
Boy
when
you
met
Bernadette
天啊 你遇到伯纳黛特后
the
field
of
robotics
really
took
a
hit.
机器人这一领域真是痛失英才啊
Okay
let's
just
skip
all
the
inventions
you
can
have
sex
with.
我们先跳过你可以拿来"爽"的所有发明
All
right
no
here
we
go
找到一个
"Ergonomic
heated
seat
cushion."
"人体工学加热座垫"
No
it
vibrates.
Keep
going.
不 那玩意会"震动" 继续翻
You
know
let's
just
come
up
with
something
new.
算了 我们想一些新点子吧
You
know
a
number
of
significant
innovations
很多重要的创新
have
been
inspired
by
science
fiction.
灵感都来源自科幻小说
The
the
geosynchronous
satellite
from
Arthur
C.
Clarke.
地球同步卫星来自亚瑟·克拉克的一篇文章
地球同步卫星轨道被命名为"克拉克轨道"
英国著名科幻小说家
The
Motorola
flip
phone
that
came
from
Star
Trek.
摩托罗拉的翻盖手机来自《星际迷航》
詹姆斯·柯克船长的通话器为第一代翻盖手机的设计提供了灵感
Yeah
and
I've
long
suspected
that
the
idea
对啊 我一直怀疑
of
an
African
American
president
was
stolen
非裔美国人当选总统的点子
from
the
movie
Deep
Impact.
是剽窃电影《天地大冲撞》
片中摩根
弗里曼扮演一名黑人总统
美国1998年的一部科幻灾难电影
Hey
the
future
they
show
in
Back
to
the
Future
II
《回到未来2》所说的未来
帮助解决马蒂儿子的事
电影讲述80年代的马蒂和博士开时光机到了2015年
is
only
a
year
away.
离现在只有一年之遥
A
lot
of
the
things
in
that
movie
haven't
been
invented
yet.
那部电影里的很多东西现在仍未被发明呢
How
cool
would
that
be
如果我们可以
if
we
could
make
one
of
those
a
reality
让其中一样变成现实 那该多酷啊
If
we
could
figure
out
the
scientific
basis
如果我们能找出马蒂的悬浮滑板
for
Marty's
hover
board
所需的科学依据
that
would
have
universal
application.
那肯定会得到普遍应用
Well
it's
it's
possible
at
absolute
zero
这在绝对零度下是可行的
but
we
would
have
to
remove
the
temperature
restrictions.
但我们必须得想办法消除这温度上的限制
Oh
I
have
an
idea.
我有个好点子
I
think
I
have
the
same
one.
我猜我的点子跟你的一样
We
got
to
watch
Back
to
the
Future
II
我们得来看《回到过去2》啊
I'll
make
the
popcorn.
我来做爆米花
So
where
should
we
go
first
我们先去哪里玩
There's
a
cover
band
in
the
lounge.
大厅里有个翻唱乐队
Nah.
But
they
play
Barry
Manilow.
-不要 -可他们演奏巴瑞·曼尼洛呢
美国创作歌手
No.
But
they're
called
"Fairly
Manilow."
-不去 -可他们名叫"蛮像曼尼洛"呢
Oh.
Okay.
好吧
Great
No
-太棒了 -不去
Well
what
do
you
want
to
do
那你想干什么
Well
we're
in
Vegas.
我们可是在维加斯
I
want
to
go
downstairs
get
a
bucket
of
margaritas
我要下楼来"一桶"玛格丽塔酒
dance
until
I
vomit
all
over
a
roulette
wheel
肆意热舞 直到狂吐在轮盘赌上
and
watch
it
go
everywhere.
再看着呕吐物随轮盘飘洒四方
What
if
we
don't
want
to
vomit
要是我们不想吐怎么办
Oh
you
will.
That's
why
they
give
you
the
bucket.
绝对会吐 所以才会给你"一桶"啊
What
怎么了
It's
my
boss.
我老板发来的
They
moved
my
field
ride
up
to
Monday.
我的实习安排被提前到周一了
What
does
that
mean
什么意思
It
means
instead
of
having
a
week
to
study
我本来有一周时间做功课
I
only
have
two
days.
现在只剩两天了
That
sucks.
太糟糕了
Can
you
start
in
the
morning
你不能早上再开始看吗
Uh
it's
kind
of
a
lot.
要看的东西可多着呢
You
know
let
me
do
a
little
tonight
我现在先看一点吧
and
I'll
catch
up
with
you
guys
later.
晚点再来找你们玩
You
sure
Yeah
it's
okay.
Go
ahead.
-你确定吗 -没事 你们走吧
So
um
now
that
Penny's
not
coming...
那个 既然佩妮不去了
We're
not
seeing
Fairly
Manilow.
Okay.
-我们打死也不会去看"蛮像曼尼洛" -好吧
Hold
on.
Pause.
等等 暂停一下
Something
doesn't
make
sense.
Look...
有点儿不对劲啊 你看
In
2015
Biff
steals
the
sports
almanac
2015年 毕夫偷了《体育年鉴》
and
takes
the
time
machine
back
to
1955
用时光机把它带回1955年
to
give
it
to
his
younger
self.
交给过去年少的自己
But
as
soon
as
he
does
that
he
changes
the
future
可他这样做 不就改变了未来吗
so
the
2015
he
returns
to
would
be
所以他再返回的2015年
a
different
2015
not
the
2015
that
Marty
and
Doc
were
in.
是另一条没有马蒂和博士的2015年时间线
This
is
Hot
Tub
Time
Machine
all
over
again.
《热浴盆时光机》时我们就讨论过了
利用屋中的热浴盆时光机回到1987年
电影讲述三个好朋友回到孩提时的滑雪场旅店
If
future
Biff
goes
back
to
2015
如果未来的毕夫把年鉴
right
after
he
gives
young
Biff
the
almanac
交给过去的自己后 马上回到2015年
he
could
get
back
to
the
2015
with
Marty
and
Doc
in
it.
他就可以回到有马蒂和博士的那个时代
Because
it
wasn't
until
his
21st
birthday
因为1955年的毕夫要到过21岁生日时
that
1955
Biff
placed
his
first
bet.
才下了第一个赌注
Wait.
Whoa
whoa.
等等 等等
Is
"placed"
right
这里用"下了"合适吗
What
do
you
mean
什么意思
Is
"placed"
the
right
tense
当受未来的因素所影响
for
something
that
would
have
happened
in
the
future
导致一件事有可能在过去的未来发生时
of
a
past
that
was
affected
by
something
from
the
future
用"下了"这个时态合适吗
Had
will
have
placed
"已经将会下了"吗
That's
my
boy.
这才乖嘛
Okay
so
it
wasn't
until
his
21st
birthday
好了 毕夫直到21岁
that
Biff
had
will
have
placed
his
first
bet
才已经将会下了第一个赌注
and
made
his
millions.
赢得了百万美元
That's
when
he
altered
the
timeline.
这时他才改变了时间线
Yeah
but
he
had
will
haven't
placed
it
没错 但是他已经将会还未下了呀
What
什么
Unlike
Hot
Tub
Time
Machine
和《热浴盆时光机》不同
this
couldn't
be
more
simple.
这个问题简单多了
When
Biff
gets
the
almanac
in
1955
毕夫把年鉴带去1955年时
the
alternate
future
he
creates
isn't
the
one
他所创造出的2015年并不是
in
which
Marty
and
Doc
Brown
ever
use
the
time
machine
马蒂和布朗博士驾驶时光机
to
travel
to
2015.
所去的2015年
Therefore
所以
in
the
new
timeline
在新的时间线中
Marty
and
Doc
never
brought
the
time
machine...
马蒂和博士从未驾驶着时光机
W
Wait.
等等
Is
"brought"
right
这里用"驾驶着"合适吗
Marty
and
Doc
never
had
have
had
brought
马蒂和博士从未已经会曾经驾驶着吗
I
don't
know.
You
did
it
to
me.
我不知道 你刚才故意刁难我的
Oh
I'm
going
with
it.
反正我就这么用了
Marty
and
Doc
never
had
have
had
brought
马蒂和博士从未已经会曾经驾驶着
the
time
machine
to
2015.
时光机回到2015年
That
means
2015
Biff
could
also
所以2015年的毕夫也有可能
not
had
have
had
brought
the
almanac
to
1955
Biff.
没有已经有曾经把年鉴带给1955年的毕夫
Therefore
the
timeline
in
which
1955
Biff
gets
the
almanac
因此 1955年毕夫拿到年鉴的时间线
is
also
the
timeline
恰恰就是
in
which
1955
Biff
never
gets
the
almanac.
1955年的毕夫从未拿到年鉴的时间线
And
not
just
"never
gets."
不光是"从未拿到"
Never
have
never
hasn't
还是"从未已经拿到 从未曾经拿到
never
had
have
hasn't.
从未曾经已经没拿到"
He's
right.
他说得对
Also
what
kind
of
name
is
Biff
再说了 谁会取毕夫这种名字啊
Sounds
like
when
you
pop
open
a
can
of
Pillsbury
dough.
听着就像当你打开一管品食乐面团的声音
Biff.
哔呋
Oh
that
stuff
is
so
good
wrapped
around
cocktail
weenies.
那面团裹在迷你维纳肠上可好吃了
Guys...
各位
Do
you
know
that
the
word
"Wiener"
你们知道"维纳肠"这个词
comes
from
the
German
name
of
the
Austrian
capital
Vienna
是从奥地利首都维也纳的德语写法中来的吗
or
"Wien"
也就是"维纳"
Do
you
know
if
you
look
at
Austria
on
a
map
你知道奥地利在地图上的形状
it
actually
looks
like
a
wiener
和小鸡鸡一模一样吗
wiener有维纳肠和生殖器两种含义
Guys
what
are
we
doing
各位 我们这是干嘛呢
W
We
sent
the
girls
away
我们把女生们都赶走
so
we
could
focus.
就是为了集中注意力
I
don't
think
it
worked.
我觉得这招不管用
Maybe
after
this
you'll
be
in
the
mood
for
some
Manilow.
喝完这杯后 也许你会想听曼尼洛
I
think
after
this
I'll
be
dead.
喝完这杯 老娘估计就挂了
Look
at
us
out
看看我们俩在外面玩
while
Penny's
in
the
room
studying.
佩妮留在房间学习
I'm
proud
of
her.
我为她骄傲
This
is
a
great
opportunity.
这是个难得的机会
It's
nice
to
see
her
take
it
seriously.
她愿意认真对待实在太好了
It
is.
说得对
But
enough
about
Penny.
不要讨论佩妮了
Let's
talk
about
us.
说说我俩吧
We're
looking
good.
我们俩美翻了
We
are...
的确
Better
than
good.
不止是美翻了
I
mean
look
at
you.
Your
body's
bangin'
看看你 凹凸有致都要爆出来了
Amy
艾米
Don't
"Amy"
me.
少来
We're
always
talking
about
how
hot
Penny
is.
我们老是说佩妮有多火辣
Come
on
scientist
to
scientist
但我们科学家之间要坦诚相待
how
big
are
those
Hadron
Colliders
你这对"强子碰撞机"有多大
You're
embarrassing
me.
你说得人家好尴尬
Oh
don't
be
embarrassed.
有啥好尴尬的
I'll
show
you
the
divot
in
my
spine.
我也可以给你看我脊椎上的凹陷
What
No
no
it's
okay.
I
was
born
with
it.
-什么 -没什么大不了的 我生下来就有
If
you
put
a
double
A
battery
in
there
要是往里面放一节五号电池
it
makes
my
leg
kick.
我就会开始踢腿哦
All
right.
好了
Oh
this
is
already
better.
一看就感觉比刚才好多了
There
are
far
fewer
distractions
in
here.
没有那么多干扰
Plus
this
is
where
our
minds
再说 这里本来就是
are
conditioned
to
focus
on
work.
让我们专注于工作的地方
So
I've
been
thinking
about
the
hover
boards
我一直在思考悬浮滑板的问题
and
maybe
there's
a
way
we
could
use
maglev
technology.
也许能把磁力悬浮技术用在上面
Or
if
we
could
figure
out
a
way
to
supercool
the
materials
又或者如果能找出过度冷却材料的办法
we
could
utilize
quantum
coupling.
我们就能使用量子耦合了
Well
I
wonder
if
anyone's
tried
that.
不知道有人试过这办法没
Go
online
and
look
it
up.
上网查查呗
Oh
I
can't
argue
with
him.
的确是铁证如山啊
It's
right
there
on
the
screen.
瞧这屏幕上的形状
Austria
does
look
like
a
wiener.
奥地利和鸡鸡长得一模一样
That's
nothing
dude.
这算什么 老兄
Go
check
out
how
hung
Florida
is.
看看弗罗里达州 那才叫"神雕"
I'm
sure
Mrs.
Florida's
walking
funny.
我相信弗州小姐肯定腿都合不拢了
Can
we
get
back
to
work
能不能回到正题上来
Yeah...
he's
right.
他说得对
Oh
here's
a
thought.
我还有个想法
What
if
we
use
some
form
of
operant
conditioning
techniques
能不能用一点操作条件反射方法
to
keep
us
from
getting
off
topic
来防止我们偏题
Like
behavior
modification
你是说类似行为修正吗
Yeah
exactly.
就是那个
Did
you
know
those
techniques
你们知道这些技术
were
used
to
actually
teach
pigeons
to
play
ping
pong
以前是用来教鸽子打乒乓球的吗
That
cannot
be
true.
我才不信呢
Hey
it
was
match
point.
喂 都打到赛末点了
Some
psychologists
有些心理学家
perform
operant
conditioning
with
punishment.
会加上惩罚来配合操作性条件反射
Maybe
we
can
come
up
with
a
punishment
也许我们可以想出一个处罚方式
for
straying
off
topic.
来惩罚偏题行为
Not
getting
to
see
who
wins
at
pigeon
ping
pong
comes
to
mind.
比如不让看鸽子乒乓球赛的结果吗
We
could
snap
a
rubber
band
on
our
wrists
我们可以每次一有跑题行为
every
time
we
get
sidetracked.
就拿橡皮筋往手腕上弹一下
Mmm
not
bad.
You
know
in
medieval
times
想法不错 要知道在中世纪
the
scold's
bridle.
长舌妇的面具[样子像马笼头]
It's
an
iron
cage
是一个铁笼子
that's
locked
around
the
head
and
pierces
the
tongue.
套住头锁起来 把舌头刺穿钉住
If
only
we
had
one.
咱要是有一个该有多好
Oh
I'll
check
Amazon.
有了 我可以上亚马逊网找
Housekeeping
客房服务
We
had
a
complaint
我们接到投诉
about
somebody
pooping
on
a
party
in
there
这里有人把派对气氛全搞没了
It
was
us
the
whole
time
其实客房小妹就是我们啦
Why'd
you
tell
her
It
was
working.
你为什么要告诉她 她本来信了
Was
it
working
你信了吗
Yeah.
是的
Oh
I'm
so
sorry.
真是对不起
You
guys
look
like
you're
having
fun.
你们看起来玩得很开心啊
We're
having
the
best
time.
开心死了
Guess
who
won
$100
playing
craps.
猜猜谁玩掷骰子赢了一百块
That's
a
dollar.
这是一块钱
Then
guess
who
wildly
overtipped
a
cocktail
waitress.
那猜猜谁成了给鸡尾酒女侍者高额小费的凯子
Hey
Penny...
hey
let's
go.
佩妮 我们走吧
We
found
a
place
that
has
Australian
male
strippers.
我们发现一个地方有澳大利亚脱衣舞男哦
We
want
to
see
if
they
twirl
their
junk
in
the
other
direction.
我们想看看他们是不是反方向转小弟弟
受地转偏向力影响分别向左和向右偏
有种说法 南北半球水平运动的物体
That
sounds
so
great.
听起来真不错
But
I
have
a
little
more
studying
to
do.
但我还有一些功课要做
Can
you
believe
this
nerd
瞧这书呆的德行
Come
on
do
you
want
to
sit
here
being
a
loser
来嘛 你想坐在这里做书虫
or
do
you
want
to
watch
me
climb
into
还是想看我像袋鼠宝宝一样
an
Australian
man's
G
string
like
a
baby
kangaroo
勇攀澳大利亚猛男的丁字裤"高峰"
All
right
guys
look
I
would
love
to
go
out
姐妹们 我也很想出去玩乐
but
I've
got
to
get
this
done
okay
但我必须把这些功课做完
So
have
fun
at
the
club.
你们在夜店玩得开心点
And
if
you
get
in
trouble
find
a
policeman.
如果有麻烦 就去找警察叔叔
And
if
he's
taking
off
his
pants
如果他脱掉了裤子
he
is
not
a
real
policeman.
那他就不是真正的警察叔叔[舞男]
Okay
okay
this
is
obviously
very
important
to
her.
好吧 看来这对她来说很重要
Let's
just
we'll
help
her
study
so
she
can
get
done
quicker.
我们来帮她 让她快点把功课做完
Here...
here
I'm
gonna
quiz
you.
来吧 我来提问
I'm
gonna
quiz
you.
我来提问
I
got
your
notes
笔记在我这里
I
got
your
notes
笔记在我这里
I
got
your
notes
笔记在我这里
If
you
want
these
如果你想要
they're
gonna
be
at
the
strip
club
就来脱衣舞男俱乐部找吧
Aren't
you
gonna
chase
her
你不去追她吗
To
the
walk
in
closet
Sure.
追到衣帽间吗 可以考虑
Okay
so
we
agree
我们都同意了
whenever
someone
takes
us
off
topic
无论何时只要有人偏题
they
get
their
arm
hair
yanked
off.
粘臂毛的胶带就得被扯掉一块
And
I
really
can't
let
that
happen
我不能让这样的事发生
or
the
girl
who
does
my
eyebrows
will
think
否则帮我修眉的女生会以为
I've
been
cheating
on
her.
我还有别人帮我修毛
All
right
now
one
benefit
of
quantum
coupling...
好了 量子耦合的一个好处就是
Wait
no
question
慢着 问一下
who
decides
if
someone's
gone
off
topic
偏不偏题 谁来决定
I
think
it'll
be
pretty
clear.
If
not
we'll
take
a
vote.
我想很容易判断吧 如果模棱两可就投票决定
Oh
and
also...
还有
W
We
didn't
vote
我们还没有投票呢
We
didn't
have
to
that
was
clearly
a
tangent.
不必投票 你明显是带偏话题了
Now
come
on.
Back
to
work.
快点 继续工作
If
we're
leaning
towards
quantum
coupling...
如果我们侧重于量子耦合
Why
凭什么
You
said
"quantum
coupling."
你刚说"量子耦合"
That
made
me
think
of
the
show
Quantum
Leap.
让我想起电视剧《量子跳跃》
又名《时空怪客》 上个世纪90年代初的一部科幻电视剧
That's
a
tangent
and
it's
your
fault.
这是偏题 是你的错
That's
ridiculous.
太荒谬了
Sheldon
I
vote
that
is
not
a
tangent.
谢尔顿 我投票这不是带偏题
Thank
you.
And
now
I
owe
you
one.
谢谢 现在我把没帮你撕的补上
That
was
your
fault.
这全是你的错
Ooh
that
is
a
lot
of
hair.
妈呀 好多毛
And
now
I'm
gonna
hear
it
from
Jenny.
这下得听珍妮唠叨了
Everyone
stop.
大家住手
This
was
a
stupid
idea.
这是一个愚蠢的主意
Negative
reinforcement
isn't
working.
负强化不管用
I
think
you
mean
positive
punishment.
你是说正惩罚[施加负面刺激]吧
Negative
reinforcement
is
the
removal
of
a
positive
stimulus.
负强化是指取消正面刺激[奖励]
It's
a
common
mistake.
这是个常见的错误
Negative
reinforcement
is
really
wrong
所以这么做真的不是负强化吗
Oh
it's
used
incorrectly
all
the
time.
当然 它总是被用错
Even
Bill
Murray
makes
that
mistake
就连比尔·默里
in
the
first
scene
of
Ghostbusters.
在《捉鬼敢死队》的第一场戏中也错了
No
way.
Not
Bill
Murray.
不可能 比尔[主演]高大的形像不能毁
I'm
studying
the
effect
of
negative
reinforcement
我正在研究超自然能力中
on
ESP
ability.
负强化的效果
Bill
Murray
did
get
it
wrong.
比尔·默里高大形象果然毁了
Jump
ahead
to
the
Stay
Puft
Marshmallow
Man.
跳到棉花糖宝宝那一幕
No
不要
Leonard's
right.
莱纳德是对的
We
can't
just
jump
ahead.
我们不能直接"跳到"
We
have
to
watch
the
whole
movie.
Look.
-我们得看完整部电影 -听着
We
keep
procrastinating.
我们一直在拖延
We
saw
Back
to
the
Future
II
我们看了《回到未来2》
pigeons
playing
ping
pong
鸽子打乒乓球
a
bunch
of
countries
that
look
like
genitals
一堆形状像男性生殖器的国家
and
one
guy
whose
genitals
look
like
Denmark
还有一个生殖器形状像丹麦的家伙
Yeah
sorry
for
clicking
on
that.
抱歉我点了那个链接
It's
late.
We've
wasted
hours.
现在很晚了 我们浪费了几小时的时间
Can
we
please
find
it
in
ourselves
拜托大家集中精神
to
do
any
amount
of
work
tonight
今晚出点成果好吗
But
we
didn't
see
them
bust
one
ghost.
但我们还没有看到他们捉住一只鬼呢
So
y
you're
saying
we
should
stand
here
你是说我们应该在周六的晚上
in
my
lab
on
a
Saturday
night
站在我的实验室里
and
watch
the
rest
of
Ghostbusters
on
a
crappy
laptop
用一台破笔记本看完《捉鬼敢死队》吗
No.
不
Go
busters.
上啊 敢死队
It
really
does
hold
up.
结果还真行啊
See
Isn't
this
better
than
a
hotel
room
瞧 这比在酒店房间好吧
Yep.
Shake
that
thing
是啊 把鸡鸡都甩起来
Have
you
ever
seen
a
body
so
fine
你见过这么赞的身躯吗
We
had
some
pretty
hot
corpses
in
my
anatomy
class
我的解剖课上也有些相当热辣的尸体
but
none
of
them
moved
like
that
但没有一个能像这样蹦跶
Good
morning.
早上好
You
want
to
go
to
the
pool
要去游泳池吗
Come
on...
you
said
it
yourself.
来嘛 你们自己也说过了
Only
nerds
and
losers
stay
in
the
room.
只有书呆和书虫才会待在房间里
Wow
it's
bright
out.
哇 好亮啊
Isn't
it
bright
是不是好亮
I
should
probably
close
these
curtains.
也许我应该拉上窗帘
Nah.
Bye
才怪 拜拜
Would
you
please
close
the
drapes
你去拉上窗帘好吗
Okay.
好的
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