生活大爆炸-S09E17_生活大爆炸

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So Sheldon there's something I've been wanting to talk about

谢尔顿有件事情我一直想跟你谈谈

but I know it's kind of a touchy subject.

但我知道这话题有些敏感

Way to narrow it down to everything.

成功把范围缩小到了任何事

What is it

什么事

Well your birthday's coming up.

你的生日就快到了

And you've never let us celebrate it.

而你从来不让我们帮你庆祝

And I was hoping maybe this year we could.

我在想或许今年可以帮你庆祝一下

Oh I suppose that's a discussion we could have.

我想这话题我们可以讨论

Okay great I mean

那太好了我觉得呢

it doesn't have to be a big party or anything.

也不见得一定得是盛大的派对之类的

I was just...

我只是...

Where'd he go

他上哪去了

W Wait a minute.

等等

You mention his birthday and he vanishes

你一提到他的生日他就落跑了吗

Well where's that information been this whole time

这资讯这些年来都"躲哪去"了啊

生

活

大

爆

炸

第九季第十七集 (第200集)

Well where is he

他上哪了

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I'll check his room.

我去看看他房间

Surprise

惊喜

Oh my God

妈呀

Just one example

这只是其中一个

of how birthdays can be terrible.

生日能怎么恶心你的例子

Now can we please drop this subject

我们现在可以放下这事

and pick a new one

重新选个话题了吗

Yeah I suggest how thick can a soup get

我提议聊聊汤变成炖汤前

before it becomes a stew

所能达到的最高浓稠度是多少

You know the answer it may surprise you.

相信我答案可能会让你很惊讶哟

I'm sorry I brought it up.

抱歉我提起这事

Yeah what is the problem

问题到底在哪

Is it about getting older

是因为越来越老吗

Please look at this porcelain skin.

拜托你看我陶瓷般光滑的肌肤

I'm like a human sink.

我简直就是人形洗手台

But it's the one day a year that's just all about you.

但这是一年中全世界绕着你转的一天呢

One day.

就一天吗

Ha ha.

呵呵

Right.

对对对

Can you please just tell me why

求你就告诉我原因吧

Fine.

好吧

As you know I have a twin sister

你也知道我有一个双胞胎妹妹

with whom I obviously share a birthday.

不用想也知道我们分享着同一个生日

Every year we'd have a party.

每年我们都会办一个派对

No one I invited would ever come

但我邀请的所有人都不会来

because they didn't like me.

因为他们不喜欢我

I'm sorry.

对不起

Oh that part wasn't so bad.

这部分没多糟

I didn't like them either.

因为我也不喜欢他们

But then I'd inevitably spend the whole day

但在那天我永远也躲不过

being tortured by my sister's friends.

我妹妹的朋友折磨的命运

Oh you poor thing.

你个可怜的小家伙

When I was six they told me Batman was coming to my party.

我六岁那年他们说蝙蝠侠要来我的派对

I waited by the door for hours.

我在门口等了无数小时

Closest thing to Batman I saw

我看到最接近蝙蝠侠的事物

was when a robin flew into the window.

是一只知更鸟[罗宾]撞到窗户

You realize none of those things would happen now

你知道那些事情现在不会再发生了吧

I do but why do you care

我知道啊但你干嘛在意

if I celebrate my birthday at all

我要不要庆祝我生日啊

Well you made my last birthday so memorable

你给了我上次生日留下那么难忘的回忆

I wanted to return the favor.

我想报答你

Yeah if you had a party now

如果你现在举办派对

you have plenty of friends that would love to come.

你有许多会乐意来参加的朋友呢

And we live here so we have no choice.

而我们就住在这想不来都不行呢

Yeah.

对啊

Very well.

那好吧

You may celebrate my life by throwing a party

朕就恩准你们通过举办有蛋糕礼物

with cake presents and a shower of admiration and love.

无尽对我赞美爱慕的派对来庆祝我的诞辰

But then you owe me big time.

但这事你可欠我一个大人情

You have any idea what you're getting

谢尔顿的首次生日派对

Sheldon for his birthday

你想到送什么礼物了吗

He's been fascinated with dinosaurs lately.

他最近很迷恐龙

Maybe we could get him a fossil.

或许我们能给他搞个化石

Well just don't get anything Jurassic.

别给他侏罗纪时期的化石

He feels like that whole chunk of time has gone Hollywood.

他觉得那整段时期已经被好莱坞化了

Hey uh you know

对了我想到

he told a sad story about how his sister

他说了一件悲惨往事

tricked him into thinking Batman was coming to his party.

当年他妹骗他蝙蝠侠会来参加他的派对

That's funny.

这招有意思

Let's do that.

咱们也来用一次

Maybe we could get Batman to actually show up.

或许我们可以让蝙蝠侠真的来参加

You mean some guy in a lame suit

你是说穿着白痴变装服的人吗

Or a real Batman. Hey Stuart

或者是真的蝙蝠侠斯图尔特

Didn't you try to get Adam West to do a signing here once

你不是有一次想找亚当·韦斯特来办签名会吗

1966年《蝙蝠侠》大电影

Yeah but there was kind of a scheduling conflict.

是啊当时在日程安排上有些冲突

He uh wanted to know when he'd get paid.

他想知道哪一天能收到钱

And I wouldn't tell him.

而我不愿意告诉他

Can I get his contact info

能给我他的联系方式吗

Sure uh but just so you know

行啊但我先警告你

he's kind of a diva.

这人就是一事儿精

He is Oh yeah.

-是吗 -要了亲命

Won't take the bus.

不愿意搭乘巴士

He won't pack his own lunch.

不愿意自己准备午餐

Won't let you spend the night on his couch.

不愿意让你在他家沙发上过夜

Okay so how do you feel about party balloons

你们对派对气球有何想法

Uh Mylar balloons yes.

铝箔气球可以

Latex balloons no.

乳胶气球拒绝

Water balloons I will jump off the roof

水球我会上天台跳楼

and aim for your car.

而且对准你的车跳

All right what about music

那音乐呢

I enjoy marching bands

我喜欢游行乐队

and Tibetan throat singing.

以及西藏喉音唱法

No music it is.

那就是不放音乐

What kind of cake do you like

你喜欢哪种蛋糕

Well my favorite is chocolate with strawberry frosting

我的最爱是巧克力蛋糕搭配草莓糖霜

three layers and if there's writing on it

内含三层如果要在上面题字

make sure it's not all caps.

请确保别全都用大写

I don't need my dessert yelling at me.

我不想感觉我的蛋糕在吼我

全大写有表示大叫惊讶的意思

Hey so what was Adam West like on the phone

亚当·韦斯特在电话里听上去怎么样

Uh nice guy.

挺友好的

But it was a little weird to hear Batman say

但听到蝙蝠侠说出一些话还是有点怪

"Don't ring the doorbell or my poodles will go crazy."

他说"不要按门铃我的贵宾犬会暴怒"

You know Adam West is my favorite Batman

你们知道亚当·韦斯特是我最喜欢的蝙蝠侠吗

Well after Michael Keaton

排在迈克尔·基顿

1989年《蝙蝠侠》 1992年《蝙蝠侠归来》

Christian Bale

克里斯汀·贝尔

2008年《蝙蝠侠黑暗骑士》 2012年《黑暗骑士崛起》

2005年《蝙蝠侠﹕侠影之谜》

and Batman from The Lego Movie.

以及《乐高大电影》里的蝙蝠侠之后

Don't say that to him.

这种话你可别对他说

What He beat out George Clooney.

干嘛他可是排在乔治·克鲁尼前呢

1997年《蝙蝠侠与罗宾》

And that's something.

很了不起了好吗

Like I love me some Clooney.

也不想想我多爱克鲁尼啊

Don't say that to anyone.

这种话你可别对任何人说

Thank you so much for helping us Stuart.

谢谢你来帮我们斯图尔特

Oh I I was just glad to be invited.

我很庆幸你们能邀请我

To be honest I don't always feel like I'm part of the group.

老实说我一直觉得自己不属于你们的小团队

Okay sweetie we're on the clock here.

亲爱的我们赶时间

Can you hate yourself and frost at the same time

你能不能一边自怨自艾一边抹糖霜呢

Hello I hope I'm not too early.

希望我没来太早

No no no. Come on in.

没有没有快进来

And how is the radiant mommy to be

容光焕发的准妈妈近来如何

Doing great.

非常棒

Y You're pregnant

你怀孕了吗

Yeah.

是的

Sounds like something a member of the group might know.

听起来像是小团队成员之间该知道的事情

Yeah birthday party first.

是啊生日派对优先办

Pity party later.

自怜派对往后站

Are you crazy

你疯了吗

How can you put Michael Keaton

你怎么能把迈克尔·基顿

in front of Christian Bale

排在克里斯汀·贝尔之前呢

Oh please.

得了吧

Even my poodles know Bale's overrated.

就连我的贵宾犬都知道贝尔被高估了

Thank you

谢谢

That's why I say Keaton's number one.

所以我觉得迈克尔·基顿排第一

He brought a sense of humor to the role.

他为这角色注入了一丝幽默感

Oh if you're gonna factor in a sense of humor

如果你要连幽默感都考虑进去

then I should be at the top of the list.

那我才应该排第一

It should be me

排名应该是我

Keaton Kilmer

基顿基默

方·基默 1995年《永远的蝙蝠侠》

Lego Bale

乐高蝙蝠侠贝尔

and that pretty boy Clooney.

最后才是那个美男克鲁尼

Really You're ahead of Bale

不是吧你排在贝尔前面吗

The man who personified the words

这个男人可是这句话的化身啊

I'm Batman.

我是蝙蝠侠

I never had to say I'm Batman.

我从来不用说我是蝙蝠侠

I showed up.

我一出现

People knew I was Batman.

人们就知道我是蝙蝠侠

Everywhere I went on the TV show

所到之处无论是上电视节目

mall openings...

参加商场开幕

Julie Newmar's bungalow.

甚至茱莉·纽玛家

1966年在《蝙蝠侠》电视剧中担任第一任猫女

I'm sold you're ahead of Bale.

我被说服了你该排在贝尔前面

There's another reason I should be higher on the list.

还有一个我排名应该更靠前的原因

All those other guys

其他那些家伙

had muscles built into their costumes.

他们的戏服上还有假肌肉线条

All I had in my Batsuit

而我的蝙蝠衣

was 100% grade A West.

全靠爷的一级身材把肌肉线条撑出来

Can we just all agree we're worried about Affleck

那我们都同意对阿弗莱克的演出有些发虚吗

本·阿弗莱克出演《蝙蝠侠》引发部分影迷不满

Sure. Yeah of course.

-没错 -当然

What's an Affleck

阿弗莱克是什么

Is there a reason I had to leave my own apartment

为什么我非得离开我自己的公寓

Well I think they just want you to see it

我觉得是他们想你看看

for the first time all decorated.

公寓第一次被精心布置的样子

But who's gonna tell them they're doing it wrong

但我不在谁来告诉他们做得不对呢

Well I'm... I'm sure they'll ask you to give a speech

我确信他们会让你发表感言

and that's when you just tear 'em a new one.

到时候你再毒舌送他们上西天

Have to say you...

不得不说

you do look good in that suit.

你穿这身西服看起来很帅

Oh. Thank you.

谢谢

Maybe later I'll uh...

或许晚点我会...

get to see you in your birthday suit.

有机会看你穿上生日装[裸体]

But this is my birthday suit.

但这就是我的生日服

Are you having a stroke

你是不是中风了

Because that's the kind of thing that just ruins a birthday party.

因为这种病会毁了生日派对的

So Mother I'm surprised you came all this way

妈妈很惊讶你特意赶来

for Sheldon's birthday.

参加谢尔顿的生日

Oh I was happy to.

我很乐意这么做

He did come to my 60th.

他也来参加我的60大寿了

Oh. You had a party for your 60th

你还搞了派对庆祝你60岁吗

Oh I wouldn't call it a party.

我不会称其为"派对"

Just a few close friends.

就邀请了几个亲近的朋友

And your sister and brother.

还有你的兄弟姐妹

You know to be fair we did get married in Vegas

公平来说我们在赌城结婚

and didn't invite her.

也没邀请她啊

And I never did thank you for that dear.

我还没有机会为此好好谢你呢亲爱的

Penny says everyone's there. Are you ready

佩妮说大家都到了你准备好了吗

I am.

好了

Wait. Are you all right

等等你还好吗

No I just... I got a little light headed.

不好我有一点头晕

Oh d do you need a minute

你需要休息下吗

No.

不用了

No if I can walk past that pet shop with the parrot in the window

如果我能从橱窗有鹦鹉的那个宠物店走过

I suppose I can do this.

那我也能撑过这个

Happy birthday

生日快乐

Speech Speech

感言感言

Come on Sheldon say something.

来嘛谢尔顿说两句

Uh thank you all so much for coming.

非常感谢大家的到来

Uh Beverly.

贝弗莉

Wil Wheaton.

威尔·惠顿

Adam West for some reason.

不知道为啥亚当·韦斯特也来了

Batman finally came to your party.

蝙蝠侠总算来参加你的生日派对了

Happy birthday Sherman.

生日快乐谢尔曼

Thank you.

谢谢你

This is all so thoughtful.

这一切真是太有心了

Excuse me.

抱歉

I still get paid don't I

你们还是会付我钱吧

Okay I'd better go in there and talk to him.

我看我还是进去和他好好谈一谈吧

Well don't you think I'm the one who should go in

你不觉得应该由我进去和他谈吗

No offense but I've known the guy a really long time.

无意冒犯但我和他可是老交情了

Well I've you know

你知道我曾经

seen him without pants on.

见过他光屁股的样子

Again no offense but so have I.

再一次无意冒犯但我也见过

Well he's seen me without pants on.

他还曾经见过我光屁股的样子

Again no...

再一次无意冒犯...

Okay this is ridiculous.

你们俩够了

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Can I come in

我可以进来吗

How do you know I'm not using the facilities

你怎么知道我不是在上厕所

Because you e mail me your bathroom schedule once a week

因为你每周都会把你的如厕时间表发给我

even though I've clicked unsubscribe

尽管我点击退订这个周报

like a thousand times.

快1000次了

So...

所以...

what's going on

你是怎么了

I don't know.

我不知道

I I looked around the room

我环顾四周

and I saw all the faces and the presents

看到一张张笑脸和满屋的礼物

and it... it was just too much.

压力如排山倒海般袭来

I get that.

我懂你的意思

Hey you want to just bring a few people in here

你想不想只叫几个人进来

You know Wil Wheaton in the bathtub

威尔·惠顿坐在浴缸里

Batman on the toilet.

蝙蝠侠坐在马桶上

It'll be like the weirdest Comic Con ever.

把这里打造成最诡异的漫画展

I know that you worked hard to put this together.

我知道你们费心安排了这一切

I'm sorry I'm ruining it.

抱歉我破坏了一切

Oh pl... You're not ruining it.

你才没有破坏呢

Look at some point Raj will try to get everyone

拉杰本还准备在某个时刻让大家

to do the Electric Slide.

一起跳滑步舞

Now that will ruin it.

那才会毁掉一切呢

I don't think I can go back out there.

我可能没法再回去客厅了

That's fine.

没关系

You know I hate that your sister and her friends

我很恨你妹妹和她的朋友

used to torture you.

曾经折磨过你

But what I hate even more is if I was there

但我更厌恶的是如果那时候我在

I would have tortured you too.

我可能也会一起折磨你

Based on this pep talk I'd say you're still doing it.

从你的这加油打气来看你还在折磨我呢

My point is

我的意思是

there was a time I never would've been friends

要是以前我肯定不会

with someone like you and now...

和你这样的人做朋友但现在...

you are one of my favorite people.

你成了我最喜欢的人之一

So if what you need is

所以如果你希望

to spend your birthday in a bathroom

在厕所里过你的生日

I'm happy to do it with you.

我也很愿意陪着你

Well everyone will think I'm weird.

大家肯定会觉得我是怪胎

Sweetie you are weird.

亲爱的你的确很怪异

Everyone knows you're weird

每个人都知道你是个异类

but they're all still here

但他们今天齐聚一堂

because they care about you so much.

是因为他们发自内心地在乎你

Hello.

对不起

Some of us need to check our hair

有人需要进来打理一下发型

because we might have a shot with Leonard's mother.

因为可能有机会和莱纳德的妈妈"来一发"哦

Leonard.

莱纳德

It's been a while.

好久不见

Leslie.

莱斯利

I can't remember the last time we talked.

我都不记得上次聊天是什么时候的事了

So much has changed.

物是人非啊

Has it

是吗

Yeah uh um Penny and I got married.

是啊佩妮和我结婚了

Wow congratulations.

恭喜你们

You know actually

你知道吗

I thought you'd be living with Sheldon forever.

我以为你这辈子都会和谢尔顿住在一起呢

Yeah well...

这个嘛...

Don't be a stranger.

有空常联络

Okay everybody

好了各位

Sheldon is gonna come back out

谢尔顿马上就要出来了

but I think he's a little embarrassed

但他有点不好意思

so let's all be extra nice okay

所以大家一定要分外友善好吗

What are you looking at me for

你看着我干嘛

I'm a saint.

我就是个圣人好吗

But a sinner in the sack.

但我也是床上小恶魔哟

Hello everyone.

各位

I I...

我...

I'd like to apologize for my behavior.

我要为自己的行为道歉

I hope it hasn't put a damper on the party.

希望我没有给大家派对的兴头泼冷水

So just please enjoy yourselves.

所以请大家尽情地玩吧

Oh this is quickly getting out of hand.

场面一下子就乱套了啊

If I may

请允许我

I I'd like to propose a toast.

发表一下祝词

Um thank you all for coming tonight.

感谢各位今天的光临

I know it's customary for the birthday boy

我知道通常都是由生日寿星

to receive presents

收取礼物

but I feel like I got the greatest gift

但我觉得在寿星诞生的那一天

the day he was born.

我得到了世界上最好的礼物

Hear hear. Cheers.

-说得好 -谢谢

Amy that was lovely.

艾米你说得太好了

You know this is fun.

这还挺好玩的

Let's do more.

我们应该继续

Someone else say something wonderful about me.

谁快点再来称赞我两句

Sheldon I don't think everyone...

谢尔顿我不觉得每个人...

Wolowitz perfect. Everyone listen to Wolowitz.

沃罗威茨很好大家听听他要说什么

Okay then uh

好吧那个

Sheldon we've known each other a long time.

谢尔顿我们已经认识很久了

And it is a pleasure to work with you

跟你一起工作成为朋友

and call you my friend.

真是很愉快的一件事

Little generic. Keep thinking. We'll circle back.

有点普通继续想一会再轮到你

Wil Wheaton go.

威尔·惠顿你来

Sheldon I know that we've had our ups and downs

谢尔顿我们的关系起起伏伏

but I can honestly say that my life is so much more interesting

但我能诚心地说我的生活因为有你

because you are in it.

变得更加精彩纷呈

We may have met because you are a fan of Star Trek.

我们的相遇也许缘于你是《星际迷航》粉丝

But I have become a fan of Sheldon Cooper.

但我已经成为了你谢尔顿·库珀的粉丝

Live long and prosper buddy.

繁荣昌盛朋友

And happy birthday.

生日快乐

Cheers.

干杯

That's how you do it Wolowitz.

跟人家学着点沃罗威茨

Now you see why he's famous and you're not.

现在明白为什么人家能出名你不行了吧

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I know the future holds great things for you

我知道你的未来一片光明

and we all can't wait to see what they are.

我们对此迫不及待

Happy birthday dear.

生日快乐亲爱的

Cheers.

干杯

Someone call Animal Control.

快给动物管理局打电话

There's a cougar on the loose.

一条美丽的母豹[熟女]跑出来了

Barry stop.

巴瑞别这样

Seriously Barry stop.

说真的巴瑞别这样

And it was Gandhi who said

甘地曾经说过

live as if you were to

珍惜生活

die tomorrow.

就象死神即将来临

Learn as if you were to live forever.

热爱学习就象生命能够永恒

And it was Sheldon Cooper who said let's speed this up.

谢尔顿·库珀说快点说

A lot of people want to talk

还有很多人等着致辞呢

Uh in the past I would've said something obnoxious

过去的我也许会说点惹人嫌的话

like happy birthday dumbass

比如生日快乐啊傻逼

But I'm not gonna do it.

但我现在不会了

You and I have both grown a lot

你跟我都长大了

and it's just so nice to see you all again.

再见到你们只有开心

所以

happy birthday Sheldon.

生日快乐谢尔顿

Oh now you know I hate change. Say it.

你知道我讨厌改变说吧

Happy birthday dumbass

生日快乐啊傻逼

Happy birthday young man.

生日快乐年轻人

And if any of you have enjoyed seeing me here today

如果你们有人很享受今日见到我

I'm also available for Comic Cons

我还承接动漫大会

bachelor parties bar mitzvahs...

单身派对和成人礼...

I can't think of anything to say that hasn't already been said.

大家把我想说的都说了

So here's to you Sheldon.

所以敬你谢尔顿

Hear hear. Hear hear.

说得好

Thank you Bernadette.

谢谢你伯纳黛特

That was perfect.

说得真好

What You gotta be kidding me

什么你逗我呢吧

Sheldon we've been together so long

谢尔顿我们在一起生活得太久了

it's hard to remember a time you weren't in my life.

久到我想不起来那些没有你的时光

And believe me I try.

相信我我很努力想过了

You make me laugh.

你让我开怀

You make me a better scientist.

让我在科学家的路上继续前行

You make me crazy.

还让我发疯

You're more than just my roommate

对我来说你不仅仅是室友

you're my brother.

而是我的兄弟

Thank you.

谢谢你

Happy birthday buddy.

生日快乐兄弟

Cheers.

干杯

Thank you. That that was wonderful.

谢谢你说得太好了

Oh wait wait wait.

等等等等

Stuart didn't get to speak.

斯图尔特还没说呢

Oh oh okay. Um...

好的那个...

Uh Sheldon

谢尔顿

I've spent most of my life feeling invisible

我大部分的人生都活得像个隐形人

but having you and everyone...

而有了你和大家...

Hey everybody listen up.

大家注意一下

You nailed it.

表现不错

We've got someone who couldn't be here

这里有一位无法到场

but really wanted to wish you a happy birthday.

但很想对你说一声生日快乐的人

Hello Sheldon.

你好谢尔顿

Professor Hawking.

霍金教授

Happy birthday to you.

祝你生日快乐

Thank you so much.

非常感谢

I can't believe you're...

不敢相信你居然...

Happy birthday to you.

祝你生日快乐

Oh you're singing. Well I'm sorry.

你是在唱歌啊抱歉

Happy birthday dear Sheldon.

亲爱的谢尔顿生日快乐

Uh Professor Hawking

霍金教授

if you just give us one second we'll light the candles

请等我们一下马上去点蜡烛

and we can all sing together.

就可以一起唱了

I was crushing it but all right.

我唱得正爽呢也行吧

Okay while they get the cake

好的趁他们去拿蛋糕的时候

Sheldon I just want to say

谢尔顿我只想说

I hope you didn't think you were gonna get through tonight

别以为今晚你可以平安度过

without a hug.

不用跟人拥抱哟

You know I used to hate these hugs.

以前我是痛恨拥抱

Now they're just extremely irritating.

现在只是超烦拥抱

Ready when you are Professor Hawking.

你可以起头了霍金教授

And a one and a two...

一二

Happy birthday to you

祝你生日快乐

Happy birthday to you

祝你生日快乐

Happy birthday dear Sheldon

亲爱的谢尔顿生日快乐

Happy birthday to you. ...to you.

-祝你生日快乐 -快乐

So who's taking me home

行了谁送我回家

九个年头

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