S01
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E01
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E02
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E03
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E04
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E05
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E06
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E07
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E08
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E09
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E10
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E11
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E12
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E13
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E14
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E15
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E16
视频:
生活大爆炸-S01E17
S02
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E01
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E02
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E03
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E04
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E05
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E06
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E07
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E08
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E09
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E10
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E11
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E12
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E13
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E14
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E15
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E16
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E17
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E18
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E19
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E20
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E21
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E22
视频:
生活大爆炸-S02E23
S03
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E01
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E02
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E03
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E04
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E05
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E06
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E07
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E08
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E09
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E10
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E11
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E12
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E13
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E14
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E15
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E16
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E17
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E18
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E19
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E20
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E21
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E22
视频:
生活大爆炸-S03E23
S04
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E01
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E02
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E03
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E04
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E05
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E06
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E07
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E08
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E09
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E10
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E11
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E12
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E13
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E14
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E15
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E16
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E17
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E18
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E19
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E20
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E21
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E22
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E23
视频:
生活大爆炸-S04E24
S05
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E01
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E02
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E03
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E04
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E05
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E06
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E07
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E08
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E09
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E10
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E11
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E12
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E13
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E14
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E15
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E16
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E17
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E18
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E19
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E20
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E21
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E22
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E23
视频:
生活大爆炸-S05E24
S06
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E01
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E02
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E03
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E04
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E05
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E06
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E07
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E08
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E09
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E10
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E11
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E12
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E13
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E14
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E15
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E16
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E17
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E18
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E19
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E20
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E21
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E22
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E23
视频:
生活大爆炸-S06E24
S07
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E01
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E02
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E03
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E04
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E05
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E06
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E07
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E08
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E09
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E10
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E11
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E12
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E13
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E14
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E15
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E16
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E17
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E18
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E19
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E20
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E21
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E22
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E23
视频:
生活大爆炸-S07E24
S08
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E01
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E02
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E03
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E04
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E05
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E06
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E07
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E08
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E09
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E10
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E11
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E12
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E13
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E14
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E15
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E16
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E17
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E18
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E19
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E20
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E21
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E22
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E23
视频:
生活大爆炸-S08E24
S09
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E01
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E02
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E03
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E04
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E05
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E06
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E07
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E08
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E09
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E10
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E11
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E12
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E13
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E14
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E15
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E16
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E17
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E18
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E19
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E20
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E21
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E22
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E23
视频:
生活大爆炸-S09E24
S10
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E01
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E02
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E03
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E04
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E05
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E06
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E07
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E08
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E09
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E10
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E11
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E12
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E13
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E14
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E15
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E16
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E17
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E18
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E19
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E20
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E21
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E22
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E23
视频:
生活大爆炸-S10E24
S11
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E01
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E02
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E03
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E04
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E05
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E06
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E07
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E08
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E09
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E10
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E11
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E12
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E13
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E14
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E15
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E16
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E17
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E18
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E19
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E20
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E21
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E22
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E23
视频:
生活大爆炸-S11E24
S12
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E01
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E02
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E03
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E04
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E05
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E06
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E07
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E08
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E09
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E10
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E11
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E12
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E13
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E14
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E15
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E16
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E17
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E18
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E19
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E20
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E21
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E22
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E23
视频:
生活大爆炸-S12E24
Time
时间到
All
right
Klingons
pencils
down.
好的 克林贡迷们 放下铅笔
Okay
I
have
"pokh."
好的 我这有 "pokh"[星际迷航里的克林贡语]
Have
it.
Got
it.
有了 有了
"Potl"
"Potl."
Yup.
Have
it.
Have
it.
有了 有了
"Pukhpa"
"Pukhpa."
Have
it.
Got
it.
Yup.
有了 有了
I
have
"chorrr."
我有"chorrr"
Got
it.
Yup.
有了
"Nekhmakh."
Yeah.
Yeah.
-"Nekhmakh" -有了
And
"kreplach."
和"kreplach"
Hold
on
a
second.
"Kreplach
"
等等 "Kreplach"吗
Yeah.
对
That
isn't
Klingon
it's
Yiddish
for
meat
filled
dumpling.
那不是克林贡语 那是依地语 意思是肉馅饺子
Well
as
it
turns
out
it's
also
a
Klingon
word.
看来它也是克林贡语中的词语
Really
Define
it.
真的吗 给它下个定义
"Kreplach"
A
hearty
Klingon...
dumpling.
"Kreplach": 美味的克林贡饺子
Judge's
ruling
裁判怎么裁决
Bilurrrbe.
不予采纳
Hey
guys
I
need
to
use
your
TV.
大伙 我要看一下你们的电视
What's
wrong
with
your
TV
你的怎么了
I
don't
know.
It
just
died.
我也不知道 刚刚没影了
I'm
getting
a
bunch
of
static.
里面全是雪花
Did
you
pay
your
cable
bill
你付你的有线电视费了吗
Ugh
you
sound
just
like
the
cable
company.
你这口气跟有线电视公司一样
All
right
so
shh
好吧 大家安静
Tyra
Banks
is
about
to
kick
someone
off
America's
Next
Top
Model.
泰拉·班克斯(超模之母)马上要从 全美超模大赛 里踢人了
Excuse
me
Penny
but
we're...
抱歉 佩妮 但我们要
No
no
don't
tell
her.
别 别 别告诉她
playing
Klingon
Boggle.
正在玩克林贡语拼字游戏
Aw...
哦
What
do
you
mean
"Aw"
你"哦"什么
Like
she
didn't
know
we
were
nerds
难道她不知道我们是书呆子吗
All
right
if
you
must
watch
好吧 如果你一定要看的话
then
mute
it
with
closed
captions
please.
那就请你静音 只看字幕
Fine.
随你
All
right
Boggle
warriors...
kapla'
好了 拼字斗士们 开始吧
Look
at
those
women.
看看这些姑娘
They're
gorgeous.
真是光彩照人啊
Oh
"Worf
"
nice
Too
bad
that's
a
proper
noun.
"Worf" 不错 名词 当专有名词就太可惜了
Oh
look
the's
the
future
Mrs.
Wolowitz.
看那位 她就是未来的沃罗威茨夫人
No
wait
that's
the
future
Mrs.
Wolowitz.
不对 等等 那位才是
With
her
head
in
the
lap
of...
头上戴着
Oh
what
a
coincidence.
It's
the
future
Mrs.
Wolowitz.
真是太巧了 她才是未来的沃罗威茨夫人
Yeah
and
they
can
all
move
in
with
you
and
your
mother.
对 她们都可以搬去同你和你妈妈一起住
The
current
Mrs.
Wolowitz.
现任的沃罗威茨夫人
Is
"qochbe'"
spelled
with
a
gargling
or
a
guttural
grunt
"qochbe'"是用嘴发音 还是用喉咙发音
Why
is
that
Mrs.
Wolowitz
crying
为什么沃罗威茨夫人在哭呢
That's
Anais.
那是阿娜伊斯
None
of
the
other
girls
in
the
house
like
her.
房子里其她女孩都不喜欢她
House
What
house
房子 什么房子
They
all
live
in
a
house
together.
她们都居住在同一所房子里
A
house
where
房子在哪
I
don't
know.
Somewhere
in
L.A.
我不知道 洛杉矶的某个地方吧
Wait
a
minute.
等一下
You're
telling
me
that
I'm
within
driving
distance
你是说我只需开车就能到
of
a
house
filled
with
aspiring
supermodels
这些胸怀大志的超模们的住所吗
Yeah
I
guess.
对 我想是的
And
they
live
together
and
shower
together
and...
她们住在一起 一同沐浴 还
have
naked
pillow
fights
裸体枕头大战
Hey
wh
where
are
you
going
你要去哪
To
pay
my
cable
bill.
去付我的有线电视费
All
right
pencils
down
好的 放下铅笔
I
have
"lokh
"
"makh
"
and
"cherrrkh."
我这有"lokh" "makh"和"cherrrkh"
Anybody
got
those
你们有吗
Did
I
miss
anything
Did
they
kick
Giselle
off
我错过什么了吗 她们把吉塞尔踢出去了吗
Not
yet
but
her
underwater
photo
shoot
was
an
embarrassment.
还没 不过她在水下拍的照片 真是丢死人了
Sadly
Mrs.
Giselle
Wolowitz
is
sensitive
to
chlorine.
很不幸 吉塞尔·沃罗威茨夫人对氯过敏
Lucky
for
her
I
like
my
fashion
models
pruny
and
bug
eyed.
对她来说是好事 我喜欢出水芙蓉的大眼模特
Sheldon
the
food's
here.
谢尔顿 食物买来了
Ooh
there's
the
house.
到屋子了
Freeze
frame
freeze
frame.
定格 快定格
What
are
you
doing
你们在干什么
Marking
the
star
positions
and
physical
landmarks
标记星辰位置和地理特征
so
we
can
find
the
house
of
the
supermodels.
那样我们就能找到超模的屋子啦
Why
为什么
Isn't
it
obvious
这不是明摆着吗
Every
week
they
kick
out
a
beautiful
girl
她们每周都会踢出一个漂亮的女孩
making
her
feel
unwanted
and
without
self
esteem.
让她自尊受损 感觉在这里不受欢迎
A.k.a.
the
future
Mrs.
Howard
Wolowitz.
也可以叫未来的霍华德·沃罗威茨夫人
Is
my
hamburger
medium
well
Yes.
-我的中号汉堡好了吗 -好了
Dill
slices
not
sweet
Yes.
-片状莳萝 不甜的吗 -对
Individual
relish
packets
Yes.
-调味品是单独包装吗 -对
Onion
rings
Yes.
-有洋葱圈吗 -有
Extra
breading
I
asked.
-还有额外的面包吗 -我问了
What
did
they
say
No.
Did
you
protest
-他们怎么说 -没有 -你抗议了吗
Yes.
Vociferously
No.
-是的 -吵架了吗 -没
Well
then
what
took
you
so
long
那你怎么现在才来
Just
eat.
你就吃吧
Hey
guys
what'd
I
miss
What'd
I
miss
大伙 我错过什么了吗
Giselle's
hanging
by
a
thread.
吉塞尔现在命悬一线
Oh
good
I
hate
her.
太好了 我讨厌她
Then
you're
not
invited
to
our
wedding.
那我们大喜之日就不邀请你了
Here
you
go.
给你
Thank
you.
谢谢
Oh
do
we
have
to
suffer
through
this
咱们还要看
transparently
manipulative
pseudo
reality
again
这个暗箱操作严重的伪真人秀节目吗
Yes.
对
You
and
I
have
a
standing
TV
schedule
咱俩有固定的电视节目表
which
is
the
result
of
extensive
debate
and
compromise.
那是我们多次争论和妥协的结果
Any
alterations
except
for
breaking
news
除非是插播新闻 否则任何变更
have
to
be
pre
approved
at
the
weekly
roommate
meeting.
都要在一周室友大会上提前获得批准
Put
it
on
the
agenda.
写在议程里吧
But
you
have
to
make
a
motion
to
put
it
on
agenda.
但你必须先提案 才能写到议程里
Oh
I'll
make
a
motion
but
you're
not
going
to
like
it.
我可以提案呀 但你不会喜欢的
Fine.
Mock
Parliamentary
procedure.
好吧 你就嘲笑议会程序吧
At
least
put
it
on
mute.
至少能把声音关掉吧
Oh
Giselle's
not
getting
kicked
off.
吉赛尔根本不会被踢掉
It's
totally
going
to
be
Summer.
穿得是越来越清凉了啊
What
咋啦
Sheldon's
onion
ring.
Just
put
it
back
谢尔顿的洋葱圈 快放回去
It's
one
onion
ring.
不过是个洋葱圈嘛
Just
put
it
back
before
he
comes
在他发现前赶快放回去
No
no
no
错错错
No
I
don't
think
that's
where
it
was.
我觉得原来不是放在那的
Okay
here
he
comes.
Deny
deny
people.
他来了 大家不要承认啊
Wall
of
silence.
都别吭气
Who
touched
my...
谁动了我的
Penny
Penny
did
it.
佩妮 佩妮干的
Why
would
you
do
that
你为什么要这么对我
I
don't
know.
I
was
hungry
不知道 我饿了
What's
the
big
deal
有什么大不了的
The
big
deal
is
that
nobody
touches
food
on
my
plate.
没有人可以动我盘子里的食物
All
right.
Look
I
didn't
know
I'm
sorry.
好吧 我不知道 对不起了
Well
I'm
sorry
but
that
is
your
second
strike.
我也对不起了 但你二振了
What
什么
You
have
two
strikes.
你有两振了
Three
strikes
and
you're
out.
三振出局
It's
a
sports
metaphor.
这是个体育方面的暗喻
A
sports
metaphor
体育方面的暗喻
Yes
baseball.
是的 棒球
All
right
yeah.
I
I'll
play
along.
好吧 我加入
What
was
my
first
strike
我什么时候一振的
March
18th.
三月十八号
You
violated
my
rule
about
forwarding
email
humor.
你违反了我设立的禁止转发搞笑邮件的规定
I
did
我有吗
The
photo
of
the
cat
who
wants
to
"has
cheezeburger"
那只想吃"芝士汉包"的猫的图片
Oh
come
on.
Everybody
loves
"LOL
cats."
拜托 每个人都喜欢搞笑猫
They're
cute
and
they
can't
spell
'cause
they're
cats.
多可爱啊 它们是猫嘛所以不会拼写
I
trusted
you
with
my
email
address
我信任你才给你我的邮箱
and
you
betrayed
that
trust
by
sending
me
Internet
banality
你发网络老古董给我 这就背叛了我对你的信任
strike
one.
一振
Touching
my
food
strike
two.
动了我的食物 二振
Don't
worry.
They
only
stay
on
your
record
for
a
year.
别担心 只在你的档案里保存一年
You
can
get
them
removed
early
but
you
have
to
take
his
class.
你也能早点把它们从你的档案里去掉 可就得去上他的课
Come
on
I
touched
one
onion
ring.
拜托 我就碰了一个洋葱圈
Yeah
and
then
you
put
it
back
没错 但你又把它放回来了
compromising
the
integrity
of
all
the
other
onion
rings.
从而污染了其它洋葱圈
Oh
honey
the
buses
don't
go
where
you
live
do
they
亲爱的 你以后还想不想搭我的车了
Look
Penny
I
wish
I
could
be
more
lenient
with
you
听着佩妮 我也想对你宽容一些
but
since
you've
become
a
permanent
member
of
our
social
group
但你现在已经是我们这个小团体的永久成员了
I
have
to
hold
you
to
the
same
standards
as
everybody
else.
我就得告诉你一些大家都遵循的规矩
Congratulations.
You're
officially
one
of
us.
恭喜了 你正式成为我们中的一员
One
of
us
one
of
us.
新成员 新成员
Well
what
a
thrill.
太激动了
You're
sitting
in
my
spot.
你坐在我的位子上了
Oh
jeez
you've
got
to
be
kidding
me.
天呐 别跟我开玩笑了
Leonard
she's
in
my
spot.
莱纳德 她坐在我的位置上呢
Yeah
yeah.
Uh
see
here's
the
thing.
事情是这样的
After
you
leave
I
still
have
to
live
with
him.
你走了以后 我还要和他住在一起
I
don't
care.
I'm
taking
a
stand.
我不管 我就坐这了
Metaphorically.
这是个暗喻[taking a stand 明确立场]
All
right
that's
it.
Strike
three.
那好吧 三振出局
Ooh
strike
three.
噢 三振
I'm
banished
我被驱逐了
What
the
hell
kind
of
crap
is
that
什么东西啊
Listen
don't
worry.
I'll
talk
to
him.
别担心 我会和他谈谈的
Yeah
you
do
that.
没错 你谈吧
Just
so
I
know
would
you
be
open
to
taking
his
class
弱弱地问一句 你愿意来听他的课么
You
can
do
it
online
你可以在网上听
So
based
on
our
triangulation
根据我们的三角测量法
we've
narrowed
down
the
location
of
the
Top
Model
house
我们锁定了超模的所在地
to
three
square
miles
in
the
Hollywood
Hills.
在好莱坞山周围三平方英里内
Or
possibly
Durham
Noh
Carolina.
或者在北卡罗来纳的杜伦
When
we
find
it
you
want
to
go
with
us
我们找到的时候你想和我们一起去么
To
do
what
去做什么
Party
with
the
pretty
girls
dude
和漂亮姑娘开派对啊
Are
you
insane
你疯了么
You're
not
going
to
party
with
them.
你可去不成
You're
not
even
going
to
get
anywhere
near
that
place.
你连接近那个地方都做不到
That's
what
they
said
to
Neil
Armstrong
about
the
moon.
关于月球 当年他们也是对阿姆斯特朗[登月第一人]也是这么说的
No
one
said
anything
of
the
kind
to
Neil
Armstrong.
没人对阿姆斯特朗说过这样的话
The
entire
nation
dedicated
a
decade
of
effort
and
treasure
为了送一个人上月球
to
put
a
man
on
the
moon.
整个国家做出了十年的努力
Well
my
fellow
Americans
before
this
year
is
out
我亲爱的美国兄弟们 不出今年
we
will
put
a
Wolowitz
on
one
of
America's
top
models.
我们就可以把沃罗威茨送到一个超级模特身边去
And
a
large
number
of
people
will
believe
it
never
happened.
之后会有很多人认为这事从来没发生过
Okay
let
me
guess.
让我想想
A
quesadilla
with
soy
cheese
for
the
lactose
intolerant
Leonard.
莱纳德要为乳糖不耐受人准备的配豆腐乳的油炸玉米粉饼
Thank
you.
谢谢
Shrimp
Caesar
salad
with
no
almonds
不要杏仁的大虾凯撒沙拉
for
the
highly
allergic
kosher
only
on
the
high
holidays
Howard.
是给极易过敏只在重大节日进行犹太洁食的霍华德的
And
for
our
suddenly
"back
on
the
Hindu
wagon"
Raj
给我们突然回到印度饮食习惯的拉杰的是
the
meatlover's
pizza
no
meat.
专给爱吃肉的人准备的披萨不放肉
Coming
right
up.
马上就来
Wait.
Excuse
me.
等下
You
forgot
my
barbecue
bacon
cheeseburger
你忘了我的烧烤培根芝士汉堡
barbecue
sauce
bacon
and
cheese
on
the
side.
烤肉酱 培根 芝士单放
Oh
I
didn't
tell
you
我没告诉你么
You're
banished
from
the
Cheesecake
Factory.
你被芝士蛋糕工厂驱逐了
Why
为什么
Well
you
have
three
strikes.
因为你三振了呀
One
coming
in.
Two
sitting
down.
进门一振 坐下二振
And
three
I
don't
like
your
attitude.
三振是因为我不喜欢你的态度
You
can't
do
that.
你不能这么做
Not
only
is
it
a
violation
of
California
state
law
这不仅违反了加州法律
it
flies
directly
in
the
face
of
Cheesecake
Factory
policy.
而且明目张胆地违背了芝士蛋糕工厂的规定
Yeah
no
there's
a
new
policy
不会 现在有新的规定了
No
shoes
no
shirt
no
Sheldon.
日本人与谢尔顿不准进入
I
bet
we
could
sell
that
sign
all
over
Pasadena.
我打赌这种牌子一定能在帕萨迪纳大卖
Penny
can
I
talk
to
you
for
a
minute
佩妮 我能和你说句话么
Well
here's
the
thing.
事情是这样的
Um
I
talked
to
Sheldon
and
he
feels
terrible
我和谢尔顿谈过了 他也觉得自己过分
and
he
agrees
that
he
was
unreasonable
and
out
of
line.
他也认为他有点不可理喻 有点过火了
Really
Well
that's
great.
真的吗 那太好了
Yeah
so
just
apologize
to
him
okay
是的 跟他道个歉 好吗
What
I'm
not
going
to
apologize
to
that
nutcase.
什么 我干嘛要向那个疯子道歉
Oh
come
on.
It's
easy.
别这样 其实很简单
He'll
even
tell
you
what
to
say.
他还会亲自指导你怎么道歉
Leard
don't
you
get
it
莱纳德 你还没开窍吗
If
you
guys
keep
going
along
with
his
insanity
如果你们一味让他这样神经兮兮
you're
just
encouraging
him.
会助长他的气焰
We're
not
encouraging.
It's
more
like...
knuckling
under.
才没有 我们是 卑躬屈膝
Look
I
like
hanging
out
with
you
guys
我喜欢和你们一起
but
I'm
not
going
to
apologize
for
something
I
didn't
do.
但我绝不会为莫须有的罪名道歉
Well
actually
technically
you
did
do
it.
事实上 严格来说 你真的有做
That's
strike
one
Leonard.
那是一振 莱纳德
There
you
go
quesadilla.
这是你的油炸玉米粉饼
Salad.
沙拉
There's
your
pizza.
还有你的披萨
And
thanks
to
Sheldon's
heated
discussion
在谢尔顿和本餐厅经理经过
with
my
manager
热烈讨论后
one
barbecue
bacon
cheeseburger
一份烧烤汁加上熏肉奶酪分开放的
barbecue
sauce
bacon
and
cheese
on
the
side.
烤肉芝士汉堡送上
Go
ahead.
Eat
it.
别客气 尽情吃
I
dare
you
有种就吃
That's
it.
There's
the
house.
I
foundAmerica's
top
models
就是这里 找到了 我找到了全美超模
Are
you
sure
真的吗
Look
on
the
roof.
看啊 房顶上
Anais
and
Giselle
are
sunbathing.
阿娜伊斯和吉赛尔在晒日光浴
European
style.
还是欧式的
You
can
recognize
people
on
Google
Earth
单从google的卫星地图 你就能把她们认出吗
Of
course
not.
当然不是
I
got
a
buddy
of
mine
at
NORAD
to
have
a
spy
drone
fly
over.
一个在北美防空联合司令部的哥们派了架间谍机去监视
NORAD
You're
using
military
aircraft
北美防空联合司令部 你还动用了军用飞机
It
was
already
targeted
to
poke
around
a
nuclear
reactor
in
Siberia.
它被设定任务 去西伯利亚核反应堆周边巡逻
I
took
it
an
hour
out
of
its
way
tops.
我也最多借来用一个小时
Okay
where
is
he
好了 他在哪
Sheldon
I
just
dropped
him
off
at
the
comic
book
store.
Why
谢尔顿吗 我载他去了漫画店 怎么了
Here.
Try
and
go
online.
这 试试上网
Problem
with
the
WiFi
Just
try.
-无线上网有问题吗 -你试试啊
Greetings
hamburger
toucher.
你好 乱抓汉堡的人
You
are
probably
wondering
或许你在讶异
why
you
cannot
IM
with
your
little
friends
为什么你不能上网和朋友去聊一下
about
how
much
you
"heart"
various
things.
你的生活是多么如此这般美妙
This
recorded
message
is
alerting
you
这段录像是在警告你
that
I
am
putting
an
end
你偷用我们的无线上网账号的日子
to
your
parasitic
piggybacking
upon
our
WiFi.
已经一去不复返
If
you
want
to
remedy
the
situation
如果你想补救现状
you
can
contact
the
phone
company
你就自个儿打电话给电讯公司
set
up
your
own
WiFi
and
pay
for
it
or
you
may
apologize
to
me.
自己开个无线账号 自己付钱 或者你可以跟我道歉
Well
看
I
reiterate
knuckle
under.
早说了 卑躬屈膝
No
no
no
no
no.
It
is
on.
不不不 我要宣战了
I
am
gonna
introduce
your
friend
to
a
world
of
hurt.
我要给你那位朋友点颜色瞧瞧
Oh
Penny
you
don't
want
to
get
into
it
with
Sheldon.
佩妮 没人想要跟谢尔顿 对着干
The
guy
is
one
lab
accident
away
from
being
a
supervillain.
这人是从超级恶人实验室 事故里逃出来的
I
don't
care.
I
was
in
junior
rodeo.
我不管 我以前还是牛仔呢
I
can
hogtie
and
castrate
him
in
60
seconds.
不用一分钟 我就可以把他五花大绑还阉了
No
need
to
neuter
the
nerd.
别这样对一个书呆子嘛
I
can
get
you
back
online.
我能帮你上网
There
see
Problem
solved.
看 问题解决了
Voil
好啦[依地语 犹太人使用的国际语]
SHELDON
Hello
puny
insects.
你好啊 小虫子
As
a
consequence
of
your
efforts
to
circumvent
my
will
作为和我对着干的惩罚
everyone
is
awarded
one
additional
strike.
你们每人都额外增加一振
Thanks
a
lot
Howard.
多亏你啊 霍华德
What
are
you
complaining
about
你在哪里啰嗦什么
I'm
the
one
who
has
to
take
the
class
again.
我还要去接受他的教育
Hello.
你好
Time
to
do
your
laundry
huh
要去洗衣服吗
It's
Saturday
night.
周六晚嘛
Saturday
is
laundry
night.
周六是洗衣之夜
I
know.
我知道
Every
Saturday
at
8
15.
每个周六的8点15分
Easy
to
anticipate.
老少咸宜
What
are
you
implying
你这是什么意思
I'm
implying
that
you're
a
creature
of
habit.
我在说你是一个有生活习惯的人
And
if
something
were
to
prevent
you
from
doing
your
laundry
如果因为某些事 周六晚上8点15分
on
Saturday
at
8
15
不能洗衣服
you
might
find
it...
你会觉得
unpleasant.
不爽
Knuckle
under
My
ass.
甘拜下风吧
Oh
no
are
all
the
machines
taken
不是吧 所有的机器都有人用
What
are
you
gonna
do
你该怎么办呢
No
problem.
没问题
I'll
just
do
my
laundry
another
night.
换一个晚上再洗好了
Another
night
换一个晚上
Well
I
guess
you
can
try
好吧 尽管试试
but
deep
inside
your
heart
但你内心深处
you'll
know
that
laundry
night
is
always
Saturday
night.
你知道洗衣之夜永远是周六晚上
Woman
you
are
playing
with
forces
beyond
your
ken.
女人 你在和一个智慧比你高的多的人较劲
Yeah
well
your
ken
can
kiss
my
Barbie.
让你那高人一等的智慧见鬼去吧
Sheldon.
Sheldon
谢尔顿 谢尔顿
Sheldon.
谢尔顿
Yes
怎么啦
Where
are
my
clothes
我的衣服都去哪儿了
Your
clothes
Yes
I
left
them
in
the
washers
-你的衣服 -对 我把它们放在滚筒里洗
and
when
I
went
down
to
get
them
they
were
gone.
后来我再下去拿的时候它们就不见了
Really
真的吗
Despite
the
sign
that
says
"Do
not
leave
laundry
unattended"
你没见那块牌子上写"不要远离在洗的衣物"么
Sheldon
where
are
my
clothes
谢尔顿 我的衣服在哪儿
You
know
I
do
recall
seeing
some
female
undergarments.
好像我是记得看到过一些女式内衣什么的
Where
was
that
在哪儿呢
Oh
yes...
哦对
Earlier
this
evening
就是没多久之前
I
happened
to
gaze
out
the
window
我碰巧在眺望窗外的景色
and
a
brassiere
caught
my
eye.
居然看到了一副罩罩
Do
those
look
familiar
你看看那个是不是呢
How
the
hell
did
you
get
them
up
on
that
telephone
wire
你他娘的怎么把我衣服弄到电话线上去了
When
you
understand
the
laws
of
physics
Penny
当你领悟到物理学的真谛之后 佩妮
anything
is
possible.
一切皆有可能
And
may
I
add
mwuh
ha
ha.
我能不能再加一句 木哈哈
Get
them
down.
拿回来
Apologize.
Never.
-道歉 -绝不
Well
then
may
I
suggest
you
get
a
very
long
stick
那你就去准备一根长棍子
and
play
panty
pinata.
然后开始玩"挑裤衩"吧
Look
wait
Sheldon
this
has
gotten
out
of
hand
okay
等等 谢尔顿 我们做得过头了
I've
done
some
stupid
things.
我干了一些蠢事
You've
done
some
stupid
things.
你也干了一些蠢事
How
about
we
just
call
it
even
and
move
on
with
our
lives
我们就算扯平 大家平安度日 怎么样啊
I've
done
no
stupid
things.
我才没做蠢事
Look
you've
got
to
meet
me
halfway
here.
我已经作出让步了 你也应该有所表示
I
am
meeting
you
halfway.
我有表示的
I'm
willing
to
concede
that
you've
done
stupid
things.
我非常愿意承认 你做了一些蠢事
Hey
you
guys
are
talking
again.
Good.
你们又开始说话了啊 太好了
What
happened
又咋了
Leonard
remember
when
I
said
it
was
on
莱纳德 记得我说我跟他较上了吗
Well
now
it's
junior
rodeo
on.
现在看来我要跟他没完了
Oh
not
junior
rodeo.
不是吧
What
did
you
do
你干啥了
I
had
no
choice
Leonard.
是她逼我的 莱纳德
She
ruined
laundry
night.
她毁了我的洗衣之夜
Mwuh
ha
ha.
木哈哈
Telephone
wires
can't
electrocute
you
can
they
电话线不会把我电死的 对吧
No.
Look
this
has
to
stop.
不会 你是不是该收手了
Oh
no
no
no.
It
is
just
beginning.
不不不 这才刚开始呢
All
right
I
really
didn't
want
to
do
this
but...
好吧 我实在是不想这么干 不过
here.
给
What's
this
这是什么
Sheldon's
Kryptonite.
谢尔顿的致命弱点[超人剧集里的物质]
Oh
my
God.
我的天
He
can
never
know
that
I
gave
that
to
you.
绝对不能告诉他是我给你的
Look
I
said
I
wanted
to
hurt
him
but...
我是说过要给他点颜色瞧瞧
but
this
但这也太
It'll
shorten
the
war
by
five
years
用这个办法能大大缩短你们的战争耗时
and
save
millions
of
lives.
从而拯救千百万人民
Oh
pause
it.
That's
it.
Confirmed.
停下 对了 就是这里
We
now
have
the
address
of
the
Top
Model
house.
我们找到超模们的地址了
God
bless
you
Google
Street
View
registered
trademark.
上帝保佑你 谷歌街景注册商标
Okay
for
the
record
你们两个
what
you're
doing
is
really
creepy.
这么做也太恶心了吧
You
know
what
If
it's
"creepy"
告诉你 如果使用互联网
to
use
the
Internet
military
satellites
and
robot
aircraft
还有军用卫星和机器飞艇
to
find
a
house
full
of
gorgeous
young
models
来定位一幢装满了火辣模特的房子
so
that
I
can
drop
in
on
them
unexpectedly
好让我不时去访问一下她们能叫"恶心"的话
then
fine
I'm
"creepy."
就好吧 就算我"恶心"好了
Hello.
喂
Oh
hi.
Yeah
hold
on
a
second.
I'll
get
him.
你好 好的 稍等一下 我去叫他
Sheldon
it's
for
you.
谢尔顿 你的电话
Who
is
it
Your
mother.
-谁打来的 -你妈妈
Oh
good.
好的
Hi
Mom.
How
are
you
妈妈 你好吗
But
Mom...
但 妈妈
she
keeps
sitting
in
my
spot.
她老是坐我的专座
And
and
she
touched
my
food.
还碰我的食物
Okay
yes
I
took
her
clothes
but
she
started
it...
是的 我是拿了她衣服 不过是她先挑拨我的
No
that's
not
fair.
这太不公平了
Why
should
I
have
to
apologize
为什么我要去道歉
Yeah
I
really
don't
think
this
is
the
kind
of
thing
我认为这点小事
Jesus
concerns
himself
with.
耶稣是不会来关心的
No
you're
right.
好吧我错了
I
don't
really
know
what
Jesus
thinks
about.
我不可能知道耶稣在想什么
All
right
good
bye.
好吧 再见
Did
you
tell
on
me
是你告发我的吗
Are
you
kidding
me
开什么玩笑
I
already
have
two
strikes.
我已经被两振了
Penny.
Penny.
佩妮 佩妮
Penny.
佩妮
I
am
very
very
sorry
for
what
I
have
done.
我非常非常抱歉 我错了
Here's
your
laundry.
这是你的衣服
I
rescind
your
strikes
我把你被振的次数清零了
and
you
are
no
longer
banished.
同样还取消对你的驱逐令
Can
I
sit
wherever
I
want
我能随便坐哪儿吗
Never
mind
never
mind.
算了 算了
That's
that's
not
important.
那个不重要
Sheldon
this
was
big
of
you.
谢尔顿 你的气量很大
Thank
you.
I
really
appreciate
it.
谢谢 我非常感谢你
Thank
you.
谢谢
Good
night
Sheldon.
晚安 谢尔顿
Penny...
佩妮
Yes
怎么
Well
played.
你够狠
Thank
you.
谢谢
Just
remember
with
great
power
comes
great
responsibility.
记住 能力越大 责任越大[蜘蛛侠经典台词]
Understood.
了解了
Can
I
help
you
请问有事吗
Yes
we
here
to
fix
the
cable.
有 我们是来修有线电视的
I
think
we
have
satellite.
我们这里不是卫星电视吗
That's
what
I
meant.
我就是说卫星电视
Oh.
Okay
come
on
in.
好吧 请进
She's
taller
than
all
the
women
in
my
family
combined.
她比我全家女人加起来都高
What
do
we
do
now
现在我们干嘛
Follow
Mrs.
Wolowitz.
跟着沃罗威茨夫人走
内容
操作
视频
下载
教程课件
下载
单词卡片
下载