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第三季第七集
生活大爆炸
Wow
Sheldon
I
cannot
believe
you
made
up
your
own
game.
哇 谢尔顿 真不敢相信你居然自创了游戏
Oh
"Research
Lab"
is
more
than
a
game.
"研究实验室"可不仅仅是游戏
It's
like
the
slogan
says
"The
physics
is
theoretical
就像这标语写的 "物理虽然只存在于理论中
but
the
fun
is
real."
但其中的快乐却是实实在在的"
We
must
not
be
playing
it
right.
那我们现在肯定玩的不对
All
right
five.
好 五
One
two
three
four
five.
一 二 三 四 五
Oh
wow
look
at
that.
喔 看呐
My
Department
of
Defense
research
grant
is
renewed.
我的国防部科研资金再度下拨
Oh
Great
roll
掷得好
Now
you
can
demolish
your
Soviet
style
cyclotron
现在你可以拆了你的苏式回旋加速器
and
build
the
large
Hadron
Collider.
然后建造一个大型强子对撞机
Yay.
吔
You're
a
natural
at
this
Penny.
你玩这个很有天赋 佩妮
And
as
the
first
beta
testers
you
two'll
have
quite
the
edge
作为首批第二版测试者 你们会在周日
when
we
play
with
Wolowitz
and
Koothrappali
on
Sunday.
与沃罗威茨和库萨帕里的对决上获得不小优势
Oh
gee
Sheldon
天呐 谢尔顿
I
don't
think
we
can
play
on
Sunday.
我不认为我们周日能来玩
Why
not
为什么
Because
of
the
reasons
that
Penny
will
now
tell
you.
原因佩妮现在告诉你
Penny
佩妮
Actually
I
have
to
pick
up
my
friend
Justin
from
the
airport.
事实上 我要去机场接我的朋友贾斯汀
There
you
go
she
has
to
pick
up
her
friend
Justin
at
the
airport.
听到了吧 她必须去机场接她的朋友贾斯汀
And
I
can't
play
'cause
I'm
going
with
her
right
而且我玩不了因为我要和她一起去 对吗
Um
yeah
if
you
want.
对 如果你想的话
I
mean
there
may
not
be
room.
我是说 车子也许没有空间了
He's
got
a
lot
of
stuff
like
guitars
and
amplifiers...
他带了好多东西 比如吉他和放大器什么的
Wait.
等等
What
are
you
talking
about
你在说什么呢
My
friend
Justin.
我朋友贾斯汀
Pay
attention
Leonard.
注意力集中点 莱纳德
That's
why
she
can't
play
on
Sunday.
这是她周日不能来的原因
Who
is
this
Justin
这个贾斯汀是谁
Your
turn
Leonard.
I
told
you
about
him.
-到你了 莱纳德 -我跟你提过他
No
you
didn't.
Roll
the
dice
Leonard.
-你没有 -掷骰子 莱纳德
Yeah
my
friend
from
Omaha
plays
the
guitar.
有的 我一个来自奥马哈并玩吉他的朋友
Anyway
he's
coming
to
L.A.
looking
for
some
session
work
不论如何 他要来洛杉矶找些演奏的工作
so
I
told
him
he
could
just
crash
on
my
couch
for
a
few
weeks.
所以我跟他说可以在我家的沙发上睡几个星期
Come
on
Leonard
if
you
roll
a
six
快点 莱纳德 如果你掷了六
Penny
dies
horribly
in
a
nuclear
meltdown.
佩妮就会在核外泄中惨死
See
what
I
mean
when
I
say
the
fun
is
real
明白我为什么说乐趣是实实在在的了吗
Hang
on.
等等
Some
guy
is
going
to
be
sleeping
on
your
couch
某男要去睡你的沙发
He's
not
"some
guy."
他不是"某男"
He's
my
friend.
他是我朋友
So
by
"friend
"
do
you
mean
"friend
friend
"
你说的"朋友" 是指"朋友般的朋友"
"gay
friend
"
or
"ex
boyfriend
"同性恋朋友"还是
"who
you're
now
platonic
with
"前男友兼现在你正柏拉图式暗恋
but
still
might
have
a
thing
for
you
friend"
且有可能发生关系的朋友"
Well
he's
definitely
not
gay.
他肯定不是同性恋
Oh
ho
ho
a
definitely
not
gay
musician
肯定不是同性恋的音乐人
sleeping
on
my
girlfriend's
couch.
睡在我女朋友的沙发上
Yippee.
真开心
Okay
we
went
out
a
little
bit
a
long
time
ago.
好吧 我们很久之前是曾经拍拖过
But
we
were
never
like
"going
out."
但绝对不是正在拍拖
Okay
not
to
be
pedantic
but
last
I
checked
不是为了表示我很有学问 但是上一次我查证
"went
out"
was
in
fact
the
past
tense
of
"going
out"
"曾经拍拖"实际上是"正在拍拖的"过去式
which
I
think
we
all
know
is
a
popular
euphemism
并且地球人都知道这是"坦诚相见"的
for
"saw
each
other
naked."
委婉说法
I'll
just
roll
for
you.
干脆我来替你掷好了
Do
you
have
a
problem
with
Justin
staying
with
me
你对贾斯汀跟我住有意见吗
What
was
your
first
clue
你当初是怎么想的
Uh
oh
Industrial
accident.
糟糕 工业事故
You
know
what
Don't
talk
to
me
like
I'm
an
idiot.
告诉你 跟我说话的时候别把我当白痴
I'm
not
talking
to
you
like
you're
an
idiot
我跟你说话时没把你当做白痴
I'm
saying
the
whole
idea
is
idiotic
我是说这整件事很愚蠢
"You
accidentally
stare
at
a
helium
argon
laser.
"你一不小心直视氦氩激光
Lose
one
turn
and
a
retina."
暂停一轮并失去一只眼睛的视网膜"
How
is
that
not
talking
to
me
like
I'm
an
idiot
难道你不是把我当白痴
It's
my
friend
it's
my
couch
那是我的朋友 我的沙发
and
it's
my
freakin'
life
是我TM自己的生活
It's
also
your
roll.
也到你掷骰子了
You
know
what
It
is
your
life.
没错 那是你的生活
If
you
want
to
have
some
stupid
guitarist
stay
on
your
couch
then
fine
你要是想让什么狗屁吉他手睡你的沙发上 随你
Why
don't
you
just
rent
那你干嘛不租几张
some
bunk
beds
and
invite
The
Black
Eyed
Peas
双层床然后把黑眼豆豆请来
Hey
if
I
want
to
invite
the
entire
lineup
of
Lollapalooza
听着 如果我想邀请整个洛拉帕罗扎音乐节的
to
sleep
in
my
apartment
I
will
阵容来我公寓睡觉 我绝对会的
and
it's
none
of
your
business
而且这与你无关
Are
you
listening
to
yourself
你在听自己都说了些什么吗
Do
you
know
how
childish
you
sound
right
now
你知道你现在听起来是多么的小孩子气吗
Oh
now
I'm
a
child
哦 现在我变小孩子了
Well
at
least
I'm
not
an
idiot
anymore
至少我再也不是白痴了
The
two
aren't
mutually
exclusive
这两个词可不是互斥的
Oh
you
are
such
a
你真是个...
What
the
hell
is
he
doing
他这是TMD在干嘛呢
He's
drowning
us
out.
他要把我们逼出去
He
doesn't
like
fighting.
他不喜欢吵架
Sheldon
just
stop
Look
the
fight
is
over
谢尔顿 快停下来 吵架结束了
Oh
and
FYI
还有 仅供参考
you
never
even
heard
of
The
Black
Eyed
Peas
你在遇到我之前根本就没听说过
until
you
met
me
黑眼豆豆
I
heard
of
'em
我听说过他们
Didn't
know
they
were
a
band.
只不过不知道他们是个组合罢了
Sheldon
she's
gone.
谢尔顿 她已经走了
You
can
turn
off
the
blender.
你可以关掉搅拌机了
Has
your
relationship
reached
its
inevitable
ugly
end
你的恋爱关系已经到了一定要丑陋结束的地步吗
No
we
just
had
a
little
spat.
不 我们只是有了点小争执
Look
on
the
bright
side.
往好的一面想想
As
a
result
of
Penny's
forfeit
作为对佩妮的惩罚
you
have
become
the
world's
first
winner
of
"Research
Lab."
你成为了世界首位"研究实验室"的胜者
Would
you
like
a
commemorative
snow
cone
你要来份纪念沙冰吗
I
don't
get
how
she
can
just
announce
我真不明白她怎么就这么直接宣布
that
an
old
boyfriend
is
going
to
be
sleeping
on
her
couch.
她的前男友要来睡她沙发上
Hey
I
thought
of
a
game
we
can
play
in
the
car.
我想到了一个在车里能玩的游戏
I
don't
want
to
play
a
game
Sheldon.
我不想玩游戏 谢尔顿
It's
called
"Scientists."
游戏名字叫"科学家"
Now
I
will
name
three
scientists
现在 我会说出三个科学家的名字
then
you
will
put
them
in
order
然后你对他们排序
of
the
size
of
their
contribution
to
their
respective
fields.
根据他们对各自领域的贡献大小
To
make
this
game
even
more
compelling
为了让这个游戏更有趣
you
must
consider
only
the
contribution
你必须只考虑这个人
of
the
man
to
the
field
对这个领域做出的贡献
not
the
validity
of
the
field
itself.
不论这个领域的理论到底是对是错
For
example
Abu
Musa
Jabir
ibn
Hayyan
比如说阿布·穆萨·贾比尔·伊本·哈扬
made
a
greater
contribution
to
the
discredited
field
of
alchemy
对臭名昭著的炼金术做出的贡献
than
Halbert
Vanderplatt
made
to
neurobiology.
比霍伯特·范德普莱特在神经生物学中的贡献要大得多
Okay
ready
to
have
some
fun
好了 准备好来点乐子了吗
An
old
boyfriend
who's
definitely
not
gay.
一个绝对不是同性恋的前男友
That's
what
a
guy
likes
to
hear
"definitely."
还是人们最喜欢听的-- "绝对的"
All
right
I'll
start
with
an
easy
one
好的 我先来个简单的
Um
Isaac
Newton
Madame
Curie
and
Niels
Bohr.
艾萨克·牛顿 居里夫人和尼尔斯·玻尔
And
then
I
say
one
little
thing
and
I
end
up
being
the
bad
guy
然后我只说了一点点最后却成了坏人
Hint
Madame
Curie
had
her
husband
to
help
her.
提示 居里夫人有她的丈夫帮她
What
am
I
supposed
to
say
我能说什么
"Sure
Penny
I'm
cool
with
your
old
boyfriend
当然 佩妮 你让旧相好在家过夜
sleeping
in
your
apartment."
我完全没意见
"Well
Leonard
it
doesn't
matter
if
you're
cool
or
not
莱纳德 你有没有意见不重要
"because
I'm
Penny
and
I'm
pretty
因为本美女佩妮
and
I
can
do
whatever
the
hell
I
want
"
喜欢干啥就干啥
"Oh
I
get
it
我懂了
"You
think
you're
doing
me
a
favor
just
by
你觉得和我在一起
being
in
a
relationship
with
me
"
只是在同情我
"No
no
Leonard
I'doing
you
a
favor
不 莱纳德 我能跟你同处一室
just
by
being
in
the
same
room
as
you
"
就已经是同情你了
Leonard
Stop
the
car
莱纳德 停车
What
怎么了
I
can't
listen
to
the
two
of
you
fight
anymore.
我不想再听你们吵架了
Come
on
come
on
we're
late.
快 速度 要迟到了
Calm
down.
We'll
make
the
movie.
淡定 我们能赶上电影
I
believe
my
alarm
is
appropriate
given
the
situation.
根据现在的情况 我的警告是对的
The
movie
starts
in
17
minutes
电影17分钟后开始
which
means
we'll
need
to
make
all
the
lights
也就是说我们得赶上科罗拉多大道的全部绿灯
on
Colorado
Boulevard
plus
skip
the
concession
stand
而且不能去买东西吃了
and
preshow
urination.
开场前也不能去尿尿了
Oh
dude
I
wish
you
had
said
something
兄台 我刚灌下一瓶红牛时
before
I
pounded
that
last
Red
Bull.
你咋不说话
Go
go
Power
Rangers
go
走 恐龙战队 快
Hey.
嘿
Hey.
嘿
We're
uh
going
to
the
movies.
我们赶着去看电影
No
we're
not.
才怪
We're
standing
in
the
hallway
我们站在走廊里
suffering
through
an
awkward
encounter.
忍受你们尴尬的相遇
Hang
on.
等一下
They're
showing
a
new
digital
print
of
Time
Bandits.
新的《时光大盗》今天开映
You
wouldn't
want
to
come
would
you
你不会想看的 对吧
Not
really
no.
一点都不想
All
right
invitation
pointlessly
offered
好了 毫无意义的邀请说了
invitation
declined
as
expected
不出意料地被谢绝了
everyone's
civil
nobody's
fighting.
大家都很文明 没有人吵架
Have
a
nice
evening.
晚上愉快
Just
give
us
a
minute.
就给我们一分钟
Oh
take
all
the
time
you
need.
你们慢慢谈
So
are
we
going
to
talk
about
last
night
我们要不要谈谈昨晚的事
Are
you
ready
to
apologize
你准备道歉了吗
No.
不
Wrong
answer.
答案错误
But
thank
you
for
playing.
谢谢参与
Oh
come
on.
拜托
This
is
stupid.
这也太傻逼了
Oh
there
it
is
again
又来了
You
think
I'm
stupid
你觉得我很傻逼
No
there's
a
difference
不 人傻和行为愚蠢
between
being
stupid
and
acting
stupid.
是不一样的
Oh
yeah
well
there's
a
difference
是吗 那混球和混蛋
between
being
a
jerk
and
being
an
ass
也很不一样呢
No
there
isn't
才怪
They're
synonyms
两个是同义词
Well
that
was
rather
unpleasant.
场面相当不愉快啊
Yeah
I
don't
think
I
need
my
preshow
urination
anymore.
开场前我都不用尿尿了
Leonard
when
that
woman
moved
in
three
years
ago
莱纳德 那女的三年前搬进来时
I
told
you
not
to
talk
to
her
and
now
look
我就告诉你不要搭理她 现在好了
we're
going
to
be
late
for
the
movies.
电影我们是迟到定了
Hey
Look
Amazing
Spider
Man
183.
哟 《神奇蜘蛛侠》183
Got
it.
买了
Remember
this
one
记得这本吗
Spider
Man
loses
a
big
fight
蜘蛛侠之一败涂地
and
then
his
girl
friend
breaks
up
with
him.
接着女朋友还跟他分手了
Want
me
to
get
it
for
you
要我买给你吗
It'll
help
take
your
mind
off
things.
能帮你转移一下注意力
Hey
guys.
What's
going
on
伙计们 怎么回事
Oh
we
need
to
kill
a
couple
hours
等下一场《时光大盗》放映前
till
the
next
showing
of
Time
Bandits.
我们得在这消磨几小时
Oh
well
no
problem.
没问题
I
was
thinking
of
closing
early
and
going
home
我还想早点打烊回家
but
let's
face
it
但面对现实吧
that's
just
a
slightly
smaller
lonely
room
我家也只不过是间小一点的
filled
with
comic
book
堆满漫画书的孤舍
Thanks
Stuart.
谢谢 斯图尔特
Let
me
ask
you
something.
我问你
Do
you
think
it's
okay
for
Penny
你觉得佩妮让老相好
to
have
an
ex
boyfrid
sleep
on
her
couch
在自己家过夜合适吗
No
I
mean
she's
obviousl
way
out
of
line.
当然不好 她明显太过分了
Thank
you
谢谢
But
if
she
dumps
you
但如果她把你甩了
she'll
have
a
new
boyfrien
by
tomorrow
morning
她第二天就能找个新欢
and
you'll
have
a
new
girl
friend
而你得想办法自己做一个娃娃
when
you
figure
out
how
to
build
one.
才能算有新欢
So
the
only
question
is
how
long
until
you
fold
唯一的疑问是 你什么时候才举白旗
I
am
not
going
to
fold.
我才不会举白旗
Well
excuse
me
I
don't
think
等等 我不觉得
Penny's
out
of
line
at
all.
佩妮有丝毫过分之处
You
don't
own
her.
她又不是你的人
It's
like
my
girl
Beyonce
says
正如我的女神碧昂斯说的
"If
you
like
it
you
should
put
a
ring
on
it."
你要是喜欢塔 就该向他求婚
Come
on.
得了吧
At
the
very
least
最起码
when
she
found
out
Leonard
was
upset
about
it
佩妮发现莱纳德为此不高兴
she
should've
backed
off.
她就应该退让
You
mean
like
when
a
guy's
upset
你是说正如某人不高兴
because
his
friend
agreed
to
take
a
cooking
class
with
him
因为他朋友答应和他去上烹饪课
and
then
doesn't
show
up
结果却放鸽子
because
he's
doing
a
juice
fast
with
his
mother
因为他正和他妈进行果蔬汁断食
I
didn't
know
you
were
upset
about
that.
我不知道你为此不高兴
Really
Did
you
miss
all
the
subtitle
indicators
是嘛 难道所有的暗示你都没看到
like
me
saying
"Howard
I
am
upset."
比如"霍华德 我不高兴"
Okay
sorry.
对不起 行了吧
Maybe
it
means
something
different
in
this
country.
或许在这个国家的意义不同
Back
in
India
it
means
you're
upset
with
a
guy
named
Howard
在印度 这表示我在生一个叫霍华德的小子的气
I
said
I'm
sorry.
我道过歉了
Sorry
doesn't
make
up
for
the
fact
道歉也弥补不了
that
I
had
to
make
chicken
and
rice
with
this
vegan
guy.
我得和一个素食者做鸡肉饭
Do
you
know
what
vegan
chicken
and
rice
is
你知道素鸡肉饭是什么吗
Rice
就是米饭
Yeah
well
you
think
I
was
having
fun
你以为我就很开心吗
sitting
around
all
night
listening
to
my
mother
say
整晚坐着听我妈唠叨
"Have
you
ever
peed
so
much
in
your
life
"
你这辈子尿过这么多吗
Oh
my
God
you
are
such
a
mama's
boy.
天啊 你真是个恋娘狂
Hey
don't
bring
my
mother
into
this
喂 别把我妈扯进来
You
brought
your
mother
into
this
你自己把她扯进来的
Stop
it
both
of
you.
别吵了 你们两个
All
this
fighting
I
might
as
well
听你们吵个不停
be
back
with
my
parents
"Damn
it
George
简直就跟我爸妈一样 "该死的乔治"
"I
told
you
if
you
didn't
quit
drinkin'
I'd
leave
you
"
"我说过你要是再不戒酒我就离开你"
"Well
I
guess
that
makes
you
a
liar.
"这只能说明你是个骗子"
"'Cause
I'm
drunk
as
hell
and
you're
still
here
"
"我已经醉成这样 你还没走"
"Stop
yelling
"
"别嚷了"
"You're
making
Sheldon
cry
"
"谢尔顿快被你弄哭了"
"I'll
tell
you
what's
making
Sheldon
cry
"告诉你谢尔顿为什么哭吧"
That
I
let
you
name
him
Sheldon"
"因为我让你给他起了这个破名儿"
Boy
what
got
him
so
upset
老天 他干嘛这么生气
Oh
sure
you
can
tell
when
Sheldon's
upset.
当然了 谢尔顿生气你倒能看出来了
Oh
thank
you
very
much.
多谢惠顾
Come
back
soon.
欢迎下次光临
With
the
other
half
of
my
tip.
还有下次多给一半小费
Hey
Sheldon.
嗨 谢尔顿
What
are
you
doing
here
你怎么在这儿
This
is
a
restaurant.
这是家餐馆
It's
lunchtime.
而现在午餐时间
I
would
think
as
a
waitress
我认为 作为一名女招待
you'd
be
familiar
withhe
paradigm.
应该很熟悉这套程序了
Is
Leonard
coming
莱纳德来吗
No
I
believe
Leonard
is
waiting
不来 我相信他正在等着你
for
yo
to
come
crawling
back
to
him
and
apologize.
回心转意 并向他道歉呢
Well
that's
not
gonna
happen.
这绝不可能
I
assumed
that
would
be
your
attitude.
我猜也是
Hence
my
true
purpose
coming
here.
所以我才因此到这儿来
Which
is
I
want
you
to
crawl
back
to
him
and
apologize.
-啥 -我要你回心转意去向他道歉
I'm
busy.
我忙呢
Excuse
me
Miss.
不好意思 小姐
I'like
to
order
lunch.
我想要点餐
Fine.
What
do
you
want
说 你要啥
I
have
a
few
questions.
我有些疑问
First
I
notice
that
you
offer
soup
and
a
half
sandwich
我先是注意到你们这有汤和半份三明治
Yes.
没错
Where
exactly
does
the
half
sandwich
come
from
半份三明治到底是怎么做的
Are
you
giving
me
half
of
someone
else's
sandwich
你是给我另一个人吃剩下的呢
or
do
I
have
to
wait
还是我非要等到
for
someone
else
in
the
restaurant
另一个想点的人出现
to
order
the
other
half
再和他一起合点呢
No
no
Sheldon
they
just
make
a
half
sandwich.
不 谢尔顿 他们只是做出来而已
You
can't
make
a
half
sandwich.
你没法做出半份三明治
If
it's
t
half
of
a
whole
sandwich
如果是整个三明治的一半
it's
just
a
small
sandwich.
那应该是个小号三明治
Okay
fine
it's
soup
and
a
small
sandwich.
得了 汤和小号三明治
that
what
you
want
你要点这些吗
Of
course
not.
I'll
have
my
usual.
当然不 我还是老样子
Great.
好
Aren't
you
going
to
ask
me
if
I
want
a
beverage
你不问我是否要饮料了吗
Don't
you
usually
get
lemonade
你不是一直都喝柠檬汁吗
Yes.
Do
you
want
lemonade
-是 -你要柠檬汁吗
Yes.
Anything
else
-是 -还需要什么吗
Yes
I
want
you
to
apologize
to
Leonard.
当然 我要你去向莱纳德道歉
I
am
not
going
to
apologize.
我绝不会去道歉
I've
done
nothing
wrong.
我又没错
He
is
completely
overreacting.
完全是他反应过度
Irrelevant.
这无关紧要
The
disruption
in
your
relaonship
关键在于你们出了感情问题
is
making
my
life
intolerable.
让我也难以忍受
Well
I'm
sorry
Sheldon
but
this
really
isn't
about
you.
抱歉 谢尔顿 但这真的与你无关
I
don't
follow.
我不懂
ah
yeah
I'll
be
right
there.
我马上来
Look
Sheldon
I
have
to
go.
听着 谢尔顿 我得走了
All
right
let's
assume
ad
argumentum
好吧 那我假设 当然是谬误论证
that
in
this
case
Leonard
is
wrong.
在这情况下 是莱纳德错了
Leonard
is
wrong.
就是他的错
Considering
the
number
of
transgressions
考虑到以前他对你的出轨行为
you've
committed
that
he's
overlooked
视而不见的次数
Don't
you
think
that
just
this
once
你就不能考虑下 就这次
you
could
return
the
favor
算是回报他吗
I'm
coming.
我就来
Good
bye
Sheldon.
再见 谢尔顿
What
do
you
mean
transgressions
I've
committed
什么叫我的出轨行为 啥意思
Were
you
under
the
impression
你还以为莱纳德
that
Leonard
has
no
complaints
about
you
对你都毫无怨念吗
Like
what
Yeah
yeah
I
see
you.
啥 喂那边的 我看到你了
You're
making
a
little
check
sign
in
the
air.
你对着空气划了一个勾
I
got
it.
Just
hold
you
horses.
知道了 耐心点别吵
What
does
Leonard
complain
about
莱纳德抱怨我什么
Your
driving.
你驾驶技术差劲
The
plethora
of
stuffed
animals
on
your
bed
你床上的布绒玩偶太多了
that
stare
at
him
during
your
amorous
activities.
两人亲热的时候一直盯着他
Your
constant
tardiness
your
singing.
你老是迟到 还有你的唱歌水平
My
singing
我唱歌的水平
That's
actually
from
my
list.
这其实是我的看法之一
But
Leonard
would
be
a
fool
if
he
didn't
agree
with
it.
但莱纳德会不同意我才怪呢
Okay
if
Leonard
has
so
many
problems
with
me
如果莱纳德对我有这么多意见
Why
hasn't
he
just
said
so
他干嘛不直接了当地说出来
Because
according
to
him
因为在他看来
you're
oversensitive
and
have
a
temper.
你脾气大又容易动怒
Oh
really
是吗
Well
then
do
me
a
favor
那拜托你帮个忙
and
tell
Leonard
that
he
can
drop
dead
告诉莱纳德 他好去死了
And
she
wonders
why
she's
constantly
undertipped.
难怪她总是小费拿得少
Oh
good
you're
home.
好啊 你回来了
I
need
you
to
do
me
a
favor.
我要你帮我个忙
Sure.
说吧
Go
apologize
to
Penny.
去向佩妮道歉
What
Right
now
would
be
good.
-啥 -最好现在就去
Leonard
莱纳德
Although
a
few
minutes
ago
would
have
been
better.
好吧 其实应该更早一点去
I
hear
you
don't
like
听说你不喜欢我床上的布绒玩偶
My
stuffed
animals
my
driving
or
my
punctuality.
我的驾驶技术和我的准时程度
What
Who
would
tell
you
something
like
that
啥 谁告诉你的
Why
would
you
tell
her
something
like
that
你干嘛告诉她
It
doesn't
matter
why
he
told
me.
他为什么告诉我不重要
It's
true
isn't
it
但这些都是真的 是吗
Okay
yeah
it's
true
没错 是真的
but
I
can
live
with
that
stuff.
但这些我都可以忍受
What
I
can't
live
with
is
you
casually
informing
me
但我不能忍受你事先不和我商量
that
some
guy's
going
to
be
staying
your
apartment
只是随意地知会我一声说
wiout
even
asking
me
first
有个男人要住在你公寓里
That
isn't
your
problem
问题不在于此
Your
problem
is
you
don't
trust
me
而在于你不信任我
Oh
come
on.
得了吧
Sheldon
have
you
ever
once
heard
me
say
谢尔顿 你啥时有听我说过
that
I
don't
trust
Penny
我不信任佩妮了
Sheldon
Where
did
he
go
谢尔顿 他去哪儿了
Oh
your
yelling
你大吼大叫
Must
have
freaked
him
out
again.
一定又把他吓跑了
Where
are
you
going
你去哪儿
You
just
walk
away
我们吵到一半
In
the
middle
of
aargument
No.
-你就这么一走了之吗 -才不是
I'm
going
to
go
find
your
damn
roommate
我要去找你那天杀的室友
before
he
hurts
himself
免得他做出伤害自己的傻事
trying
to
cross
the
street
something
例如乱穿马路之类的
Why
didn't
you
say
so
你干嘛不早说
Oh
now
I
need
your
permission
for
that
too
连这也要得到你允许吗
Well
I
can't
read
your
mind
Penny
我怎么知道你在想啥 佩妮
Really
Why
not
真的吗 怎么会呢
You're
so
smart
and
I'm
so
dumb
反正你这么聪明 而我又这么蠢
Raj
拉杰
Raj
拉杰
Raj
拉杰
Stop
knocking
It's
open
别敲了 门开着
Please
tell
my
parents
that
our
Dark
Matter
research
请告诉我父母 我的暗物质研究
Is
at
a
critical
juncture
and
I
can't
come
home
正在节骨眼上 我不能回家
For
my
cousin
Sanjay's
wedding.
去参加我表弟桑杰的婚礼
Sheldon
谢尔顿
Ask
our
son
what
we're
supposed
to
say
to
Mr.
and
Mrs.
Cheldry
问问我们儿子 我们要怎么跟切尔迪夫妇交待
Whose
daughter
Lakshmi
is
flying
in
from
London
他们的女儿拉克希米可是特地从伦敦飞回
For
the
sole
purpose
of
meeting
him.
唯一的目的 就是跟他见面相亲
I
didn't
ask
you
to
set
me
up
with
Lakshmi.
我又没让你们撮合我和拉克希米
You
should
be
thanking
us
你该感谢我们
Yes.Lakshmi
just
got
her
stomach
stapled.
是的 拉克希米才刚切去了部分胃
You
have
an
opportunity
to
get
in
good
with
her
你有机会趁她减完肥 找回自尊之前
Before
she
loses
weight
and
her
self
esteem
goes
up.
赶紧跟她搞好关系
I
don't
care
我不在乎
And
why
don't
you
think
I
can
find
a
woman
for
myself
为嘛你们就不信我能自己找到另一半
Because
you're
27
因为你都27了
And
the
closest
thing
we
have
to
a
daughter
in
law
你身边看着最像我们儿媳妇的
Is
that
Jewish
boy
Howard.
就是那个犹太男孩霍华德
Oh..that
is
completely
below
the
belt.
你们这是恶意中伤
Sheldon
tell
my
parents
that
Howard
and
I
are
just
friends.
谢尔顿 来告诉我父母 我和霍华德只是朋友
Sheldon
谢尔顿
Howard
and
I
are
just
friends
我和霍华德只是朋友
Fine.
I'll
come
home
for
Sanjay's
wedding.
好吧 我会回家出席桑杰的婚礼
Sheldon
谢尔顿
What
are
you
doing
你这是干嘛
He's
not
a
lost
dog.
他又不是走失的小狗
Hey
why
don't
you
just
let
me
find
him
干嘛不干脆让我来找他
While
you
sit
there
hitting
your
imaginary
brake
你就坐这儿踩着你那想象中的刹车
The
brake
might
be
imaginary
那刹车或许是我想象出来的
But
that
stop
sign
you
just
ran
wasn't.
但你刚刚闯的那个红灯不是
What
stop
sign
哪个红灯
Eyes
on
the
road.
Eyes
on
the
road
看前面 看前面
Howard
answer
the
door
I'm
busy
霍华德 去应门 我在忙
I'm
busy
too
You
answer
it.
我也在忙 你去应门
I
can't
I'm
on
the
toilet
我不能 我在上厕所
For
God's
sake
I
don't
need
to
hear
that
天哪 这种事就别告诉我了
Can't
you
just
say
"I'm
busy"
你就不能就说一句"我在忙"吗
I
said
I'm
busy
but
that
was't
good
enough
for
you
我说了 但你不是还不满意吗
You
know
what
I
hope
it's
one
of
those
home
invasion
deals
我真希望是有人来入室抢劫
And
they
shoot
me
in
the
head
然后照我头上 给我一枪痛快
Well
if
it's
a
home
invader
如果真是入室抢劫的
Don't
tell
them
I'm
on
the
toilet
别告诉他们我在上厕所
There's
no
one
there.
根本就没人
You're
hearing
things
you
crazy
old
lady
你幻听了吗 你个疯老婆子
Hey
Stuart
have
you
seen
Sheldon
斯图尔特 见到谢尔顿了吗
Yeah
he's
uh
over
in
the
graphic
novel
section.
对 他就在那边漫画角
Built
himself
a
little
nest.
给自己造了个小窝
Thank
you.
谢谢
Uh
Penny
Yeah
-佩妮 -有事吗
Is
everything
okay
你们没事吧
What
do
you
mean
你指什么
Sheldon
told
me
you
and
Leonard
were
having
a
fight
谢尔顿告诉我 你跟莱纳德吵架了
Oh
yeah
kind
of.
对 差不多吧
It's
It's
no
big
thing.
没什么大事
Oh
good
good.
很好 很好
I
love
you.
我爱你
I'm
not
leaving
until
you
talk
to
me.
你不跟我讲话 我是不会走的
All
right
what's
going
on
怎么回事
It's
a
little
hard
to
explain.
He
does
this
thing
这有点难解释 他这么做
Where
he
pretends
he's
in
an
alternate
dimension
是假装他处于一个异次元中
That
occupies
the
same
physical
space
we're
in
虽然跟我们在同一物理空间
But
he
can't
perceive
us.
但无法感知我们
Don't
flatter
yourself.
I'm
just
ignoring
you.
你少臭美了 我懒得理你而已
Come
on
Sheldon
let's
go
home.
拜托 谢尔顿 回家吧
Look
we're
done
fighting.
看 我们俩已经不吵了
I've
heard
that
before.
这话我听多了
But
then
the
next
thing
you
know
但然后呢 接下来
I'm
hiding
in
my
bedroom
blaring
a
Richard
Feynman
lecture
我躲在自己卧室 大声读着费曼(著名物理学家)的讲义
While
my
mom
is
shouting
that
Jesus
would
forgive
her
而我妈 则在吼叫着说她即使在我爸的烘肉卷里
If
she
put
ground
glass
in
my
dad's
meatloaf.
放上玻璃渣 上帝也会原谅她的
And
my
dad's
on
the
roof
skeet
shooting
还有我爸 站在屋顶上
Her
Franklin
Mint
collectible
plates.
用我妈的富兰克林珍藏版碗碟 玩双向飞碟射击
There's
going
to
no
more
shouting
我们不会再吵嘴
And
no
skeet
shooting.
也不会有人玩双向飞碟了
Really
真的
Where's
your
friend
Justin
going
to
sleep
那你朋友贾斯汀要睡哪儿
Yeah...
where's
he
gonna
sleep
对啊 他要睡哪儿
Oh
my
God
would
you
let
this
go
我的天 你们就不能忘了这茬吗
I'd
let
it
go.
要是我就会
Why
should
I
let
it
go
干嘛要我忘了这茬
Why
don't
you
just
tell
the
guy
to
find
another
place
to
sleep
干嘛不去跟那人说 让他另外找地儿借宿
Oh
for
God's
sakes.
上帝啊
So
you
have
childhood
issues.
我知道 你有童年阴影
We
all
have
childhood
issues.
我们都有童年阴影
At
some
point
you
just
need
to
grow
up
and
get
past
them.
有时候 你能做的就是长大成熟 克服他们
Fire
Fire
开火 开火
Leonard
will
you
just
let
me
handle
this
please
莱纳德 让我来处理 好吗
Again
Fire
Fire
Let...
just...Look...
-再次开火 开火 -先把这...
Sheldon
please
try
and
understand.
谢尔顿 请你理解我们
Look
Leonard
and
I
are
in
a
relationship
我和莱纳德是在谈恋爱
And
occasionally
we're
going
to
fight.
偶尔 我们俩是会吵架
But
no
matter
what
happens
between
us
但不管我们俩之间怎么样
We
will
always
love
you.
我们会一直爱你到底
Right
Leonard
对吗 莱纳德
Always
is
a
long
time.
一直 是段漫长的时光
Sure.
Always.
当然 一直
You
know
how
about
we
buy
you
this
robot
我们给你买这个机器人好吗
And
then
we
all
go
home
然后我们就一起回家
I
want
that
one.
我想要那个
Okay
you
can
have
that
one.
好 就给你买那个
Oh
come
on
he's
just
going
to
play
with
it
twice
拜托 他就只会玩个两次
And
then
it'll
end
up
in
his
closet
with
all
the
other
junk.
然后就跟其他那些垃圾一起束之高阁了
Buy
him
the
robot
Leonard.
莱纳德 给他买这个机器人
Can
I
get
this
comic
book
too
还能给我买这本漫画吗
Yes
you
can.
宝贝 都给你买
Meet
me
again.
又见面了
So
what
did
Justin
say
when
you
told
him
你告诉贾斯汀不能借宿在你沙发上时
He
couldn't
sleep
on
your
couch
他怎么说
He'a
musician.
他是个音乐人
He's
sleep
in
his
own
vomit
if
he
has
to.
不得已的话 叫他睡自个儿的呕吐物里都成
I
should
have
asked
for
much
more
我真该叫他们买更多的
Than
a
comic
book
and
a
robot.
不该被一本漫画一个机器人就打发了
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