生活大爆炸-S09E05_生活大爆炸

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Hey ready for lunch Oh one sec.

-可以去吃午饭了吗 -马上好

Is that the prototype drive system for the high G rover

那是太空探测车的驱动系统原型吗

No Bernadette got me a Fitbit

不是啦伯纳黛特给我买了运动手环

so she can track how much I'm exercising.

好追查我每天运动量有多少

That'll teach her to care about your health.

看她还敢不敢再关心你健康

I can't wait to see the look on her face when I die young.

我真想看看哪天我早死时她震惊的表情

When was the last actual exercise you got

你上一次真的去运动是什么时候

The other day when

前几天

she tried to put that Fitbit on me and I ran away from her.

她硬要给我戴上手环我落荒而逃时

According to a recent study

最近一份研究指出

simply thinking about exercise even while sitting still

哪怕你赖着不动只要心中想着运动

can have physical benefits.

就能给身体带来好处

For all you know I could be exercising right now.

指不定我现在就在运动呢

Are you Eh I'll do it tomorrow.

-那你是吗 -还是明天再想吧

It wouldn't be the worst thing if we were more active.

我们多运动一点也不是什么坏事啊

Oh. You make an excellent point.

兄台此言甚是有理

Ooh I think I'm getting a runner's high

跑步的愉悦感蹭蹭往上飙啊

会有如同吗啡一样的止痛和欣快感

当运动量超过某一阶段时体内便会分泌脑内啡

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Look at all these activities the university has.

看看大学里的各种运动社团

Rock climbing club archery flag football.

攀岩社射箭夺旗橄榄球

Had me at flag lost me at football.

旗字让我兴奋橄榄球让我无力

Yeah I think it's great you guys want to get more exercise

我觉得你们想要多动动真的很棒

but do you really think sports is the right choice for you

可是你们真觉得选择运动合适吗

What are you saying

你什么意思

We're not coordinated enough to play sports

我们身体协调性太差不适合玩体育吗

Okay Leonard sweetheart

莱纳德亲爱的

you twisted your ankle playing Scrabble.

你玩个拼字游戏都能扭伤脚踝

I got a triple word score with a double letter "Q."

那一次堪比打麻将连庄还自摸清一色

If that's not a time to bust out the Scrabble dance

此时不跳庆祝嘚瑟舞

what's the point of having one

那这舞还有啥存在价值

Hey Barry Kripke started a fencing club.

巴里·克瑞普吉开了一个击剑俱乐部呢

Interesting.

有意思

Sword fighting does hold a certain elegant appeal.

击剑的吸引力在于不失风度

And I would imagine it meets many

同时也满足了我们几个

of our personal criteria for a sport.

对运动项目的要求

It's indoors so no sunscreen.

它在室内进行不需要擦防晒霜

No throwing no catching

不需要扔不需要接

no running.

还不需要跑

No gym shorts that can be yanked down.

不用穿可能会被人脱的体育短裤

Or worse up.

或更惨被人用力往上提

Preach.

同意

And as an added bonus

而且有个加分项

the word "touche" comes from fencing.

"一针见血"这词原是击剑中得分之意

It would be our only opportunity to use it

是我们唯一能不带隐喻地

in a non metaphorical sense.

使用这词的地方

What about a game of tag on a French schoolyard

玩捉人游戏的法国校园中也能吧

Ah touche.

你这话"一针见血"

Thanks for coming by.

多谢你们能来

Sure. So how can we help

没事需要我们帮忙什么

Well I know more women are buying comics than ever

我知道现在越来越多女人买漫画书

but for some reason I I can't get 'em in here.

但不知道为何我没法把她们吸引进我的店

All right well what have you tried so far

目前你试过哪些揽女客的办法呢

Uh I've I've been stocking more female oriented titles.

我试着摆出更多女性导向的漫画

Uh in the bathroom

洗手间里

I folded the end of the toilet paper into a triangle.

我特意把厕纸尾端折成小三角造型

And uh

而且呢

you are now sitting in the official breastfeeding area.

你们现在坐的地方正是特选"哺乳区"

Really In a comic book store

在漫画店里这样好吗

Oh don't worry. I I've got a camera right up here

不用担心我在这里正上方装了监控

so I could watch from the counter

这样我就能从收银台监视

and make sure guys aren't being pervs.

确保没有变态男客偷看

Anyway so what do I got to do to to

总之我该怎么样做

get you in the door

才能揽进女客呢

Well for starters

首先呢

you might want to rethink some of this artwork.

你得重新考量一下店里的摆设

I mean this woman's actually on a leash like a dog.

比如这个女人像条狗一样被链子拴住

Well you don't know the backstory.

你又不知道图画的背景故事

Maybe she kept jumping up on the couch.

或许她整天乱蹦到沙发上才被拴住

I feel cool.

我感觉自己好酷啊

Like Puss in Boots.

就像穿靴子的猫

电影讲一只侠盗剑客猫行侠仗义的故事

I always wanted to be a swashbuckler when I was a kid.

我小时候一直都梦想当个咻噹侠盗

Technically "swashbuckler" is a combination of two terms.

其实"咻噹"这词是两个字的组合

"Swash" referring to the sound of the sword.

"咻"指的是挥剑的声音

Swash.

咻

And then "buckler"

而"噹"

meaning a small shield which you don't have.

原意是指一个小手盾可是你没有

We can still be swashers.

那我们还是能当咻咻侠盗啊

Well said Puss.

说得好靴猫剑客[孬种]

Gentlemen welcome to the fencing club.

先生们欢迎来到击剑俱乐部

Before we start I just want to warn you

在开始之前我想警告你们

fencing isn't a joke.

击剑可不是闹着玩

I hope you're not here because you think it's going to be

我希望你们来上课不是因为觉得

like Star Wars.

这会像《星球大战》一样

That's not why we're here.

我们不是为那个而来的

Yeah I'm here because I think it's gonna be like Game of Thrones.

我来是以为会像《权力的游戏》中那样

And maybe a little Princess Bride.

或许跟《公主新娘》也沾点边

该电影中有一位武艺高超的剑客

Ooh ooh I forgot about Princess Bride

我忘了还有《公主新娘》

That's my answer

这才是我来的主因

Well sorry to disappoint you

那很抱歉你们要失望了

but fencing is a serious sport.

击剑是很严肃的运动

If you're not willing to put in the effort

如果你们不愿意全身心投入训练

you might as well just leave now.

那还是趁早离开吧

We're not afraid of physical activity.

我们不怕做体力活动

I already ran 18 miles today.

我今天已经"跑"了29公里了

All right. Let's begin with some fundamentals.

好吧那先从一些基本动作开始

This is the en garde position.

这是起势预备姿势

Feet are in an "L." Heels in a straight line.

双脚成"L"形脚跟在同一线上

Elbow is about a fist from the rib cage.

持剑手臂与躯干有一拳距离

Notice my dominant leg faces forward.

注意我的主导腿向前

主导腿根据惯用手而定左撇子则是左腿在前

Oh dear.

天啊

What's wrong Cooper

怎么了库珀

Well I'm not sure I have a dominant leg.

我不太确定我的主导腿是哪条

They're both pretty submissive.

这两条腿都很听话不争宠

When you're in a public restroom

你在公共厕所时

which foot do you flush the toilet with

习惯用哪只脚冲厕所

Right. Always right.

右腿一直用右腿

He's a righty.

他是右撇子

Okay show me en garde.

好的预备姿势

Good. Knees bent

很好膝盖弯曲

slightly over the toe.

略微超过脚尖

Non sword hand up for balance.

非持剑的手臂抬起保持平衡

I am going to feel this tomorrow.

我明天一定浑身酸疼

The first move is called an advance.

第一式叫向前移步

You move your front foot forward heel to toe.

前脚往前迈一步脚跟先着地

Back foot follows.

后脚跟上前

So front foot forward heel to toe.

前脚往前迈脚跟先着地

Back foot follows.

后脚跟上前

Now you try. Advance.

现在你们试试向前

And advance. And advance.

向前向前

This is easy. I didn't need to wear a cup.

这太简单了根本不用穿护裆罩

Good.

很好

The next move is called a retreat.

下一式叫向后移步

Step back.

后退

Back foot first toe to heel.

后脚后移一步前脚掌先着地

Front foot follows.

前脚跟着后移

On three.

数到三

Excuse me Barry Yes.

-我有个问题 -说

When can I stab one of my friends

我何时能用剑刺我的朋友

In fencing we don't call it a stab.

在击剑里那个动作不叫"刺"

We call it a touch. Uh yes I'm aware.

-叫"击中"[触摸] -我知道

But if I say I want to touch one of my friends

可如果我说我想"触摸"我的朋友

I'll get called into Human Resources.

我会被人事部叫去训话

Okay on three

好的数到三

Cooper and Koothrappali advance the other two retreat.

库珀和库萨帕里向前其余两人向后

One two three.

一二三

Very good. Switch it up.

非常好动作互换

One two three.

一二三

Switch again. One two three.

再换一二三

Excuse me.

失陪一下

Can I call you back

我晚点打回去好吗

No I'm teaching a class.

不我在教课呢

Sure. Sure.

当然当然

An hour tops.

最多一小时吧

Yeah. Okay.

对好的

Okay. Yeah.

好的

Okay. Thanks.

好多谢

And one two three.

一二三

Have you thought about advertising directly to females

你有想过直接面向女性做宣传吗

Hmm okay.

好吧

Well... All right.

也行

What if I put up a sign in the window that said

这主意怎么样在橱窗竖一块牌子写着

"Women come in.

"女人们进来吧

Don't be afraid."

别害怕"

Uh have you read the online reviews for this place

你看过网上对这地方的评价吗

Eh the Internet's so negative.

互联网阴暗负面

I try to avoid it.

我尽量不看呢

All right well Heather H. Says

好吧希瑟一号说

"The owner stared at me the whole time

"店主全程都盯着我看

and didn't blink once."

眼睛都不眨一下"

Kelly M. Says

凯丽二号说

"The creepy guy who runs it asked me out

"开这家店的怪胎想约我

then called himself stupid before I could say no."

我还没来得及拒绝他就说自己蠢"

Jessica K. Says

杰西卡三号说

"I told the weird owner that I liked his shirt.

"我跟变态店主说我喜欢他的衣服

He took it off and gave it to me."

结果他立马脱下给我"

See Negative.

瞧太负面了

With your foil extended

伸出花剑

kick your front leg up

前腿前踢

and push off with your back leg.

后腿反推身体向前

Now you try.

你们试试

And again.

再来

And again.

再来

Look at us We're like the Rockettes

瞧瞧咱们就像火箭女郎

百老汇踢踏舞团以华丽整齐的大腿舞而闻名于世

En garde Leonard.

预备莱纳德

Prepare yourself for a rigorous touching.

准备好接受我狂风暴雨般的攻击[触摸]

《公主新娘》中剑客的标志性台词

My name is Inigo Montoya.

我叫埃尼戈·蒙托亚

You killed my father.

你杀了我的父亲

Prepare to die.

准备受死吧

My name is Inigo Montoya.

我叫埃尼戈·蒙托亚

You killed my father.

你杀了我的父亲

Prepare to die.

准备受死吧

I thought you were Puss in Boots.

我以为你要演穿靴子的猫呢

Oh yeah right. Sorry.

对哦抱歉

My name is Puss in Boots.

我是穿靴子的猫

You killed my father.

你杀了我的父亲

Prepare to die.

准备受死吧

I'm looking forward to him teaching us glove slapping.

我还等着他教咱们用手套扇脸呢

What

什么

You know when my honor is insulted

就是当我的尊严被侵犯时

and I need to challenge someone to a duel

我需要跟某人决斗

by slapping them across the face with my glove.

挑衅的方式就是甩手套扇那人的脸

When was your honor insulted

你的尊严什么时候被侵犯了

My last physical.

上次做体检的时候

Again that doctor didn't insult your honor.

再说一次医生并没有侵犯你的尊严

Just checked your prostate.

他只是检查你的前列腺

My name is Little Orphan Annie.

我名叫小孤女安妮

1924年漫画《小孤女安妮》的同名女主角

You killed my father.

你杀了我的父亲

Prepare to die.

准备受死吧

My name is Darth Vader.

我是黑武士达斯·维达

I am your father.

我就是你的父亲

Prepare to die.

准备受死吧

This is fun. Good.

-真好玩 -很好

It's nice to see your mind off Amy.

能让你暂时忘记了艾米也不错啊

What's going on with Amy

艾米怎么了

Not that it's any of your business

虽然不管你的事

but she broke up with me.

她跟我分手了

Really

真的吗

Good to know.

很高兴知道

"Good to know"

"很高兴知道"

What's that supposed to mean

他这话是什么意思

I hate to say it but it sounds like he's interested in her.

他言下之意好像对艾米有意思

Well that's unacceptable.

这绝对无法接受

Oh buddy I get that you don't like it

老兄我知道你不高兴

but it's not really up to you.

但这事真由不得你

Yeah but he's dumb and his face is dumb.

我知道但他多蠢啊瞧他那张蠢脸

Look even if it's not him

就算不是跟他

Amy's probably going to date someone at some point.

艾米以后也可能跟其他人约会

You really think so

你真的这么想吗

Of course. She deserves to be happy.

当然她值得拥有幸福

How dare you

你好大的狗胆

Listen I should warn you

听着我得警告你

that maybe asking Amy out isn't a good idea.

约艾米可不是个好主意

Barry a word

巴里借一步说话

And now the crazy version of what I just said.

你将听到我刚说的话的疯狂升级版

If you intend to pursue Amy

如果你想追求艾米

you leave me with no choice but to put a stop to it.

我别无选择只能予以阻止

And how are you gonna do that

你要如何阻止我呢

By challenging you to a duel.

我要和你决斗

You've had one lesson. I'll destroy you.

你才上了一节课我轻松就能废掉你

That is why the duel will take place

所以这场决斗将定于

at high noon three years from today.

三年后的今天正午时分

If you're worth your salt as an instructor

如果你是一个货真价实的教练

I should be ready by then.

三年之后我应该准备好了

Yeah and be warned.

还有你给我小心了

I'm going to touch you all over.

我将击中[触摸]你全身各处

That that was crazier than I thought.

这席发言比我想的还要疯狂

All right I'm not saying it's true

好了虽然不一定是真的

but let's let's consider for a moment

但我们可以假设

that possibly I'm the problem. Yeah.

-问题是出在我身上 -就是

You are. You can say it.

-是的 -你可以这么说

Okay fine. What...

好吧那么...

I mean what can I do

我该怎么办呢

I get so nervous around women.

我一遇到女人就紧张

Well you're talking to us now.

你现在跟我们说话

I mean you don't seem nervous.

怎么看起来不紧张啊

Well that's 'cause I'm doing that trick

那是因为我用了个小诀窍

where you imagine the audience is naked.

就是想象你的听众都赤身裸体

By the way thumbs up ladies.

顺便一提身材不错哦妹子们

Do you not hear how creepy that sounds

你没听见自己刚才的话有多恶心人吗

It was a joke.

我开玩笑而已

Was it

是吗

No I'm still doing it.

不我还在继续想象呢

Okay.

好吧

Don't be offended but...

我无意冒犯你不过

what went wrong with you

你这人到底有什么毛病啊

I I guess I assumed at this point in my life

可能我原以为我到这个年纪

I would be married or in a relationship

早就结婚或者恋爱了

or even have a pet

哪怕有只宠物

that didn't run away or kill itself.

不会跑掉或自杀的那种也好

That really happened

这事真的发生了吗

I mean I can't say for sure

我不是特别肯定

but I swear that rabbit looked me right in the eye

不过我发誓那兔子跳到车头之前

before it hopped in front of that car.

转身看了我一眼

Anyway the longer I'm alone

总之我单身越久

the more desperate I get.

就越饥不择食

Stuart believe it or not I understand.

斯图尔特我能理解你

You know before I met Sheldon

在我遇见谢尔顿之前

I was alone for a really long time.

我曾经孤单了很长很长时间

I was so desperate for people to like me

我竭尽一切让周围的人喜欢我

when I met these guys

当我遇见她们时

it took everything in my power to hide my insecurity.

我用尽全力来隐藏我的不安全感

Okay we're all feeling it.

好了我想大家都感受到了

Yes I'll go out with you.

好啦我愿意和你约会

Suddenly the rabbit thing makes sense.

我瞬间理解了那兔子的感受

I'm surprised you wanted to go to a sports bar Sheldon.

谢尔顿想不到你居然想来运动酒吧

Look at this blister.

看看这些水泡

Like it or not we're athletes now.

不管你怎么想我们现在是运动健儿了

Besides a bar is where I belong.

再说了酒吧才是适合我的所在

I'm having female problems.

我遇到了妞的问题

If you're cranky and retaining water I have a theory.

如果你暴脾气又容易水肿我知道原因[月经]

Sheldon instead of focusing on Amy dating other guys

谢尔顿与其想着艾米和其他人约会

maybe you should start thinking about dating another girl.

也许你应该试着约一下其他女孩

That's ridiculous.

你疯了吗

Why

为什么

You never thought you'd end up in a relationship

你以前还觉得自己永远不会和人交往

and then you met Amy.

结果你遇到了艾米

Maybe there's someone else out there for you.

也许世界上还有其他适合你的人呢

True but Penny's married and so is Bernadette.

是的可是佩妮结婚了博纳黛特也结婚了

And your girlfriend has red hair and white skin

而你女友的红发白皮肤

which really rubs up against my clown phobia.

会激起我的小丑恐惧症

Maybe you should consider women

也许你应该考虑一下

who aren't in serious relationships

除了死党的伴侣之外的

with your closest friends

其他女性

There's that prostate doctor but I'm still mad at her.

有一个前列腺医师可我还生着她的气呢

Oh there's a woman.

那有个女的

Oh I'll make her my girlfriend.

我要让她当我女友

Walking up to a strange woman in a bar usually doesn't work.

在酒吧里追求陌生女人通常会失败

You're forgetting something.

你忘了一件事

Ladies love jocks.

姑娘们都爱运动员

How many sips of that beer did he have

他是喝了几口壮了怂人胆的啤酒

Three. Oh boy.

-三口 -天啊

Excuse me. I'm recovering from a recent breakup

打扰一下我现在处于分手恢复期

and I'm told asking out another woman

有人跟我说跟另一个女人约会

might make me feel better.

也许会好受一些

And as Ash Ketchum said to Pikachu

如小智对皮卡丘所说的

"I choose you."

"就决定是你了"

What

什么

It's a Pokemon reference.

《口袋妖怪》的哏

I don't know what that means.

我不知道那是什么意思

Well we gave it a shot.

对的时间遇见错的人

How about you

那你呢

I'm married and I'm her grandmother.

我结婚了都当外婆了

Ah what might have been.

错的时间遇见对的人

And you give my regards to Barnum and Bailey.

而你代我向你马戏团的朋友们问好[红发白肤]

Stuart took that rejection like a pro.

斯图尔特简直像被拒绝专业户

Well he knew he was on the breast cam.

毕竟摄乳镜头拍得到他不能暴怒

I don't have much experience turning men down.

我没有过太多拒绝男人的经历

It wasn't so much fun.

不是很有意思

Oh you get used to it.

你习惯就好了

Some guys you have to turn down over and over.

有的男人你得一而再再而三地拒绝他

And sometimes we marry them anyway.

或有时我们就嫁给他了事

Well this is weird.

奇了怪了

What Barry Kripke just asked me out.

-怎么了 -巴里·克瑞普吉约我出去

Look at you two guys in one day

瞧你真行啊一日两鸟

I told you things would change if you plucked your eyebrows

我就说修眉能改运吧

What did he say

他怎么说

"Hi how are you I was wondering

"你好吗

if you'd like to get a drink after work sometime."

哪天下班以后一起去喝杯东西好吗"

Well what are you gonna do

你要怎么做

I don't know.

不知道

I guess I assumed that I would eventually date other people

我之前有想过以后肯定会跟别人约会

but this is happening so fast.

只是我没想到会这么快

What can it hurt

能有什么损失吗

Well I was hoping the next person I dated

我希望下个约会对象

would be a little less like Sheldon.

能少像谢尔顿一点

You mean not a scientist

你是说不要科学家吗

I think she means not a weirdo.

她说的应该是不要怪胎

Are you attracted to him

你对他有好感吗

I don't know.

不知道

All right well what happens if you imagine him naked

那你想象一下他裸体的样子什么感觉

Oh I don't have to imagine it.

用不着想象

I smell funny.

我身上的味道好奇怪

I taste salty.

尝起来咸咸的

You're just sweaty from exercise.

你就是运动出了点汗

And kind of delicious.

还蛮美味的

I wonder how many licks it would take to get to the center of me.

好奇要舔多少下才能舔到我的中心[棒棒糖]

I know it only takes one doctor's finger.

医生的一根金手指就能破"门"而入

Hello.

你好

Hello.

你好

We should let you guys talk.

我们走你们慢谈

Yeah.

对

You don't have to leave.

你们不用离开

Look at me go

瞧我飞速飘走

Uh Bernadette you're my ride.

伯纳黛特你还要开车送我呢

Walk

自己走路

How have you been

你最近好吗

I'm doing all right.

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