生活大爆炸-S11E24_生活大爆炸

S01

All right Saturday is the big day.

好啦周六就是大日子了

A lot of people thought this would never come.

很多人曾以为这一天永远不会到来

I may have been one of those people.

其实我也曾是其中一员

I may have been one of those people.

其实我也曾是其中一员

Wait wait are we talking about the wedding

等等是在说我们的婚礼吗

Yes. Oh yeah I was definitely one of those people.

-是的 -那对我也绝对曾是其中一员

And yet here we are.

但现在我们走到这一步了

Now we got a lot of family coming in tomorrow.

明天会有会有很多亲朋好友来

I'm gonna need everyone's help.

我会需要大家的协助

Think of this as one of your comic book movies.

就把这个当做是你们的那种漫画电影吧

There's a bunch of superheroes each with a different task.

有一群超级英雄每个人都有不同职责

Oh like the new Avengers.

就像是新的《复仇者联盟》吗

Which one was that

是哪一部来着

The one you slept through last weekend.

就是你上周末在电影院里看到睡着那部

Oh that was a good nap.

我睡得可香了

I I think it's more like uh like Lord of the Rings

我觉得这更像是《指环王》

and you're the Fellowship.

而你们就是护戒使者

Uh someone's got to go to Gondor

有人得去刚铎

someone's got to go to Mordor

有人得去魔多

someone's got to hold off the demon of shadow and flame.

有人得去阻挡影与炎之恶魔

You mean the Balrog

你是说炎魔吗

I mean my mother.

我是说我老母

That is a perfect metaphor Amy.

艾米这个比喻超棒

Thank you.

谢谢

Because it also involves a ring

因为这还包含了一个

that binds me in servitude forever.

将会永远奴役我的戒指

Aw he said forever.

他说永远呢

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

大

爆

炸

第十一季第二十四集[本季终]

生

活

Bang

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That was Wil Wheaton.

刚才是威尔·惠顿

He's really excited about tomorrow.

他很期待明天的婚礼呢

As am I.

我也是

If you'd have told me as a child that an actor from Star Trek

如果你在我小时候告诉我

would be officiating my wedding I would've said

会有《星际旅行》的演员帮我证婚我会说

"Ooh William Shatner "

"是柯克舰长威廉·夏特纳吗"

And if you'd have said "No Wil Wheaton "

而如果你说"不是是威尔·惠顿"

I'd have said "Well did you even try William Shatner "

那我会回"那你试过请威廉·夏特纳吗"

And if you'd have said

而如果你回

"Yes but he costs too much money "

"试过可是他出场费太贵"

I'd have said "Ah well Wil Wheaton's good too."

那我会说"行吧威尔·惠顿也可以啦"

Why do you keep tying and untying that bow tie

你为什么一直在鼓捣那个领结啊

I can't seem to get it even.

我怎么绑都不对称

Well I don't think it's supposed to be even.

那个应该不会是对称的

Sometimes a little asymmetry looks good.

有时候稍微不对称反而更好看

In the Renaissance they called it "Sprezzatura."

在文艺复兴时代他们称之为"潇洒不羁"

The Renaissance

文艺复兴吗

Amy you know I'm more of an Enlightenment person.

艾米你明知道我更喜欢启蒙运动

该运动相信理性发展知识可以解决人类实存的基本问题

17-18世纪的一场哲学与文化运动又称启蒙时代

At some point we have to decide

总有一天我们会需要决定

how we want to raise the children.

该怎么养育我们的孩子

So are you feeling okay

你感觉还好吗

No wedding jitters

会有婚前恐惧吗

No.

没有

There is nothing in the world

世上没有任何人事物

that would stop me from marrying you tomorrow

能够阻止我们明天结婚

even me from the future coming back to prevent the wedding

那怕是未来的我穿越回来阻止婚礼

and the subsequent birth of a child who will destroy humanity.

阻止未来会毁灭人类孩子的降生

Because if you came from the future

因为如果你从未来回来

that would mean you already went through with the wedding

那就表示你已经在过去结完婚了

because you believe that time travel is on a closed loop.

因为你是相信时间旅行的命定悖论

I love you so damn much.

我真是太他妈爱你了

Uh Mr. Fowler are you okay back there

福勒先生在后面坐得还舒服吗

Do you need more air

需要开窗透气吗

He's fine.

他很好

I'm surprised Amy didn't pick us up.

真没想到艾米不来接我们

Oh well you know

哎呀你也懂的

she's pretty busy the day before her wedding.

大婚之日前一天很多事情要忙

Too busy for her mother

忙到老妈都可以放一旁吗

She used to be such a devoted daughter.

想当年她是多么以母为天的女儿啊

Now she's just waiting for me to die so she can get my china.

她现在就等着我死好继承我的上好瓷器

Thank you again for picking us up.

再次谢谢你来接我们

My pleasure Mrs. Cooper.

这是我的荣幸库珀太太

You know our driver to the airport

我们去机场时的司机先生

was also a Indian fella.

也是个印度小伙呢

Mom...

妈

Oh so now it's racist to notice when somebody's Indian.

这年头注意到人家是印度人就是种族歧视吗

I don't think it's racist. I noticed you were both white.

我不觉得有歧视我也注意到你们俩都是白人啊

See You'll have to excuse her.

你看吧你多多谅解她

She's just pregnant and hormonal.

她现在怀孕荷尔蒙过多在说胡话

Oh yeah congratulations on baby number two.

是呢恭喜你怀第二胎啊

Yeah. Whoopie.

对对对真好啊

Her husband would be here

她丈夫本来也能来

but he stayed home to watch their older son

可是他得在家照顾他们大儿子

so e everything's fine

所以一切都没问题

Stop it.

得了吧

We're separated.

我们分居了

You don't say.

真"没"想到啊

So you're Sheldon's big brother.

你是谢尔顿的大哥啊

Uh yeah. He got the brains.

是啊他有聪明脑袋

I got the bod.

我有完美身材

And the face and the hair.

帅气脸庞还有一头秀发

I like your accent.

我喜欢你的口音

Sheldon did you used to sound like that

谢尔顿你以前也有那种口音吗

Can you still

现在还有吗

I can. I will not.

我可以说但我才不要

Amy you said something about my bow tie

艾米你早先说对我领结发表的见解

that I can't stop thinking about.

让我忍不住一直回味

Don't you mean...

你想说的不该是...

"Y'all said something 'bout my bow tie"

"你们说我领结啥了"[德州腔]

Go on say it.

来嘛说啊

Say it.

让你说

Hey guys look who I have.

大家看看我带谁来了

Hey Shelly.

谢利

I'm so glad you made it Missy.

米希你能到真是太好了

This is my fiancee Amy.

这是我未婚妻艾米

Amy this is my sister.

艾米这是我姐姐

If I ever need a kidney this is where you get it.

如果我哪天需要换肾你可以去找她

It's so nice to meet you.

很高兴见到你

I've always wanted a sister.

我一直想要一个姐妹

Really Why

是吗为什么

I love you too Sheldon.

我也爱你谢尔顿

Really Why

是吗为什么

Where's Mom

妈妈在哪儿

Uh she wanted to stop by the hotel and freshen up

她想先去酒店梳洗一下

and then call her pastor to pray for Missy's soul.

然后打给她的牧师为米希的灵魂祷告

Oh my God.

天啊

There's mama's girl.

妈妈的乖女儿

Hi Mom.

妈你来啦

Oh Larry look at her

拉里你瞧瞧她

Can you believe our little lamb is finally getting married

你能相信我们的小羊羔终于要嫁人了吗

He can't believe it.

他肯定不信

And neither can I.

我也不敢相信

Hi Dad. How you doing

爸你还好吗

What the hell is that

这是什么玩意

Come on you know this one.

拜托你明明就懂

It's a...

这是一只...

dog.

狗子啊

I found him in the backyard.

我在后院发现它

And don't worry I already called the owner.

别担心我已经打给它的主人了

Good 'cause we don't need a dog.

很好咱们家不需要狗

We already have two babies you and Stuart.

因为已经有两个娃你和斯图尔特了

That's probably him.

估计是狗主人来了

Hi.

你好

I'm gonna need a minute.

给我一分钟

That's Mark Hamill

那是马克·哈米尔啊

曾在电影《星球大战》系列中扮演主角卢克·天行者

Hello.

你好

Thank you so much for finding this guy.

非常感谢你找到了这个小家伙

Oh my goodness.

我的老天

Hey Bark. How are you buddy

巴克[汪汪] 你还好吗小家伙

Y Your dog's name is Bark

你家狗的名字是巴克吗

Yeah.

是的

Bark Hamill

巴克·哈米尔吗

Yeah. Well I let the fans name him online.

没错我在网上让粉丝给他取名

I got lucky though.

不过我还算走运

He was almost Honey Baked Hamill.

他差点就要叫蜂蜜烤火腿·哈喇米尔

Anyway thanks so much.

总而言之非常感谢

I I want to give you a reward for finding him.

你帮我找到他我一定要好好酬谢你

Oh no I couldn't take your money.

不用了我不能拿你的钱

It's just an honor to meet you.

见到你已经是我的荣幸了

No. No please.

拜托别客气

You don't know what this dog means to me

你不知道这只狗对我来说多重要

and I thought he was gone for good.

我还以为再也看不见他了呢

Please There must be something I can do for you.

请说吧肯定有什么我可以帮上忙的地方

Anything.

什么都行

Oh you're gonna regret that.

你肯定会后悔说出这句话

Hey dude.

哥们

Dude

哥们吗

Yeah you know just want you to know

是啊就想让你知道

that I don't think of you as a woman.

我没有把你当女人看

Oh perfect. I don't think of you as a man.

太好了我也没有把你当男人看

Great.

太棒了

So as two genderless blobs of human flesh

所以作为两具无性别的肉身

how would you like to go

你跟我一起去参加

to Sheldon and Amy's wedding with me

谢尔顿和艾米的婚礼怎么样

Oh Stuart.

斯图尔特

Look I appreciate that but it just might be

感谢你的邀请但这可能

a little weird considering you're my boss.

有点怪毕竟你是我老板

Guess who's gonna officiate Sheldon and Amy's wedding

猜猜谁要为谢尔顿和艾米证婚

Mark Hamill

马克·哈米尔

Luke Skywalker is gonna be at the wedding

卢克·天行者将会在婚礼上出现

You'll need to buy me a dress.

我出席穿的裙子你来买

And did you know that my Amy

你们知道我家艾米

played Amelia Earhart in the eighth grade

曾在八年级的时候扮演阿梅莉亚·埃尔哈特吗

著名的美国女性飞行员

Amy you never said you were in a school play.

艾米你从未说过你演过校园话剧

Oh no no at home.

不不是在家演

I'd never let her do a school play.

我绝不会让她参演校园话剧

Those kids just take drugs and have intercourse.

那些孩子只会吸毒和交配

You know Amy still does some performing.

艾米现在还有在表演

She and Sheldon do an Internet show about flags.

她和谢尔顿有个关于旗帜的网络节目

Amy

艾米

V Videos on the Internet

网络视频吗

You know what men use those for.

你明知男人用那些视频干什么

If you're talking about Fun with Flags

如果你是在说《有趣的旗帜》

I use it to go to sleep.

我一般用来助眠

Sheldon you're awfully quiet.

谢尔顿你真是出奇地安静啊

Are you okay

你没事吧

Oh. Oh I'm sorry.

抱歉抱歉

I was thinking about string theory.

我刚才在思考弦理论

But catch me up. What'd I miss

跟我说说我都错过什么了

Are you seeing this Larry

你看见了吗拉里

These are the people I'm gonna have to live with after you're dead.

等你死后我得跟这种人生活在一起

Welcome Bert. Don't you look nice.

欢迎伯特一身西装好帅啊

Yeah. Like a geode I clean up good.

是啊就像紫晶洞处理过后换发迷人光彩

Don't you crack a geode open

紫晶洞通常不都是破开来观赏的吗

It's not a perfect metaphor.

这个比喻不够恰当

Oh my God.

老天

Is that Mark Hamill Yeah.

-那不是马克·哈米尔吗 -是的

Oh my God.

我的老天

Is that... Bert go find your seat

-那不是... -伯特找你座位坐下

W What is he doing here

他怎么会来这里

I found his dog

我捡到了他的狗

and guilted him into officiating the wedding.

然后用人情压力拐他来主持这场婚礼

Don't tell Sheldon. It's a surprise.

别告诉谢尔顿这是给他的惊喜

Wait I I thought Wil was officiating the wedding.

我还以为会是威尔来主持仪式

Yeah so did he.

是啊本来是的

How did he take the news

他知道自己被换后什么反应

I'll let you know.

答案马上揭晓

Hey Wil

威尔

Are you having an allergic reaction to my boutonniere

你是对我别在翻领上的花过敏吗

No. I'm just so happy for you.

不我是由衷为你感到开心

And for me.

还有为我自己

After today you are officially

今天过后你正式

and more important legally Amy's problem.

更重要的是合法地成为艾米的麻烦了

Don't be silly Leonard.

别傻了莱纳德

I will always be your problem.

我永远都会是你的麻烦

Hey baby.

宝贝

Hello Mother.

你好妈妈

Leonard could you give us a moment

莱纳德你能回避一下吗

Oh of course.

当然可以

Oh Shelly.

谢利

I wish your dad could see you now.

真希望你爸爸能看到你这副模样

Me too. I miss him.

我也是我好想他

He would be so proud of you.

他肯定会为你感到很骄傲

I knowt I am

我就是

Thank you.

谢谢

I mean for everything.

你为我做的一切

My whole life.

照耀了我一生

Let me straighten your tie.

我帮你调整下领结吧

No no no it's all right.

不必了不用调整

It's supposed to be a little asymmetrical.

就应该有点不对称

Apparently a small flaw somehow improves it.

好像有点小瑕疵会显得更好看

I can see that.

我懂你的意思

Sometimes it's the...

有时候...

imperfect stuff that makes things perfect.

不完美反而能让事情显得完美

Excuse me.

失陪一下

Case in point.

完美的例子

So we finally meet.

我们终于见面了

I'm sorry who are you

抱歉你是哪位

I'm Wil Wheaton.

威尔·惠顿

I was supposed to officiate this wedding.

本来应该是我来证婚

I was up all night preparing these notes.

我整晚没睡就为了准备这些笔记

Well thanks so much. It's gonna be a great help.

太感谢了肯定对我大有帮助

Amy.

艾米

Amy.

艾米

Amy.

艾米

Come in.

进来吧

There's something I need to tell you.

我有话要对你说

Wow you look amazing

你真是美呆了

That's not what I need to tell you.

这不是我要对你说的话

But you do What's wrong

-但你真美 -怎么了

Something incredible just happened.

刚才发生了不可思议的事情

Remember when you were telling me about my bow tie

还记得你怎么说我的领结

and how a little asymmetry is good

以及为什么不对称是好事吗

Yeah My equations have been trying

-记得 -我的方程式一直试图

to describe an imperfect world

描述一个不完美的世界

and the only way to do that is to introduce imperfection

唯一的办法就是将不完美

into the underlying theory.

引入到基本理论

So instead of supersymmetry

所以不是超对称性

it would be super asymmetry

而是超不对称性

Super asymmetry.

超不对称性

That's it

就是这个

Give me your lipstick. What

-把你的唇膏给我 -什么

Just give it to me you beautiful thing

快给我你个大美人

We have work to do

我们有活要干

Hey uh the bride and groom

新郎和新娘

seem to be running a little behind.

貌似有点事耽搁了

Do you think you could stall

你觉得你可以拖延一下吗

Stall How

拖延怎么拖

Hey everybody

各位

Uh it's gonna be a few more minutes but while we wait

还得再等几分钟不过不会让大家白等

does anyone have any questions about Star Wars

关于《星球大战》大家有什么问题吗

You got this.

你能行的

So if I make slightly asymmetric knots

所以如果在四维空间用世界面

with sheets in four dimensions

做出稍微不对称的结点

I can bootstrap the whole idea

我能将这整个想法

to a large asymmetry in 11 dimensions.

引入到十一维度的大型不对称

Maybe even at the initial moment of creation

或许甚至在创造的最初时期

the fundamental forces lacked symmetry.

几种基本力都缺乏对称性

Everyone's waiting. What are you guys doing

大家都在等着呢你们俩在干什么

Super asymmetry.

超不对称性

Super asymmetry Is that a thing

超不对称性有这个东西吗

We're inventing it right now.

我们现在就在创造它

Don't you think this can wait until...

你们俩就不能等到...

Hold on.

慢着

This is interesting.

这理论有意思

So yeah Mr. Mark

马克先生

When you were on the uh Wookiee home planet

当您在伍基族人的星球时

how did you even understand what they were saying

你是怎么能听懂他们说的话呢

I don't remember ever being on a Wookiee home planet.

我不记得我曾去过伍基族人的星球

Uh actually Luke was on the Wookiee home planet

其实卢克确实去过伍基族人的星球

Kashyyyk in the Holiday Special

卡希克星球在《星战假日特别版》里

when he helped Chewie get home to his wife.

他帮楚伊回家跟老婆团聚

Chewie had a wife

楚伊还有老婆吗

Her name's Malla.

她名叫马拉

Wow that's impressive.

哇记忆力惊人啊

Yeah.

是啊

Hey uh I got a question.

我有个问题

Why aren't there tires on any of those Star Wars vehicles

为什么星球大战的交通工具都没有轮胎呢

I'm sure some of them had tires.

我肯定某些有轮胎

Actually they don't.

其实还真没有

I mean the HAVw A5 turbo tank has metal gripping wheels

我是说 HAVwA5型涡轮坦克是金属夹轮

but I wouldn't call them tires.

但我不会称其为轮胎

You are so hot.

你太帅气了

This is taking too long.

这也太久了

I bet that Sheldon stood my baby up.

我敢说肯定是谢尔顿逃跑了

Uh excuse me.

不好意思

Where where are you going

你要去哪里

This whole thing was a big mistake.

整件事就是一个天大的错误

I'm gonna find Amy

我要去找艾米

and get her out of here. Sit down

带她离开这 -给我坐下

Excuse me

你说什么

Sheldon loves Amy

谢尔顿爱艾米

and he would never hurt her on her wedding day

他绝对不会在婚礼当天伤害她

or any other day so park it.

其他日子也绝不会给老娘坐下

Oh you sit down too.

你也坐下

Are you gonna let her talk to me like that

你就让她这么跟我说话吗

Say something.

说点什么啊

Thank you.

谢谢你了

Uh according to Google

根据我刚才搜谷歌

there are zero papers that mention super asymmetry.

网上没有任何有关超不对称性的论文

This is brand new. No one's thought of it.

这是全新理念还没有人想出来过

What are you lunatics doing

你们这帮疯子在干嘛

Sheldon had a breakthrough.

谢尔顿有了科学突破

Actually Amy and I had a breakthrough.

应该说是我跟艾米有了科学突破

Oh science Shocking

科学吗真"没想到"啊

You don't understand. This could be really big.

你可能不理解这可能十分重大呢

No Penny's right.

不佩妮说得对

We have our whole lives to do science together.

我们还有一生可以一起研究科学

Let's get married.

我们去结婚吧

All right.

这就对了

It's go time

要开始啦

I am pumped

我超兴奋的

Okay everyone. Here we go.

好啦大伙们好戏上场啦

Leonard.

莱纳德

That's Mark Ha Ha Ha...

那是马克·哈哈哈...

It's it's Mark Hami Ha Ha...

是马克·哈米哈哈...

Yep. Thank Wolowitz. He set it up.

谢沃罗威茨吧是他安排的

Thank you.

谢谢你

Congratulations on your wedding.

恭喜你们结婚了

Thank you.

谢谢你

When this is over I have 4 000 things for you to sign.

婚礼结束后我有4000样东西想让你签名

Thank you Daddy.

谢谢你老爸

I I thought Wil was marrying us.

我还以为是威尔来证婚呢

Wolowitz got us an upgrade.

沃罗威茨帮我们升级了

Another sci fi guy with a beard.

另一个蓄胡子的科幻片男

Seems lateral but okay.

感觉大同小异不过行吧

Welcome.

欢迎各位

We are gathered here today in the sight of family

今日我们齐聚一堂在家人友人

friends and Almighty God.

与全能的神的见证下

That's too religious.

这宗教性太强了

That lady over there made me say it.

那边的女士逼我说的

He heard you and he can't un hear you.

祂已经听到了想撤回是不可能的

We're here to celebrate the marriage

我们欢聚于此一同庆祝

of Sheldon Lee Cooper...

谢尔顿·李·库珀

...and Amy Farrah Fowler.

与艾米·菲拉·福勒喜结良缘

I had more prepared

我本来准备了更多证婚词

but I'm just gonna skip to the rings and vows

但我决定直接跳到交换戒指与婚誓部分

since I've been answering your questions for 45 minutes.

因为我在这里回答了45分钟你们的问题

Yeah he answered 'em.

呵还他回答呢

Amy you're up.

艾米你先来

Sheldon when I was a little girl

谢尔顿当我还是个小女孩

I used to dream about my wedding.

我就对自己的梦想中婚礼充满期待

But eventually I stopped

但终于某天我不再怀揣梦想

because I thought that day would never come.

因为我觉得此生等不到出嫁那天了

And then I met you.

直到我遇到了你

From the first moment in that coffee shop

从我们在那间咖啡厅初遇的那一刻

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I knew that there was something special between us

我就知道我们之间有不一样的火花

even though I did work on a study

尽管我曾经做过研究

that disproved love at first sight.

证明一见钟情并不存在

I loved that study the moment I read it.

那个研究我当时看了就特别喜欢

Ironic huh

格外讽刺吧

Clearly it was wrong.

很显然那个研究是错的

Because I felt something that day

因为在那天我有了异样的感觉

and those feelings have only gotten stronger with time.

而那感觉随着时间越来越浓烈

I can't imagine loving you more than I do right now.

我无法想象自己还能比此时此刻更爱你

But I felt that way yesterday and the day before yesterday

但我每一天都感到对你的爱远胜过前一天

and the day before that.

一天比一天更强烈

Is that growth linear or accelerating

是线性增长还是加速增长呢

Accelerating.

是加速增长

Oh maybe we could graph it out.

那或许我们还能画出表来

Save something for the honeymoon.

留点激情的到度蜜月时再说吧

Smart.

好主意

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I don't know what the future holds

我不知道未来会是如何

but I know that I've never been happier than I am

但我知道我此生最开心的时刻

in this moment marrying you.

就是在此刻我嫁给了你

Well that was unexpectedly beautiful.

真是出乎意料的感人啊

I might need a minute.

让我缓一下

Amy...

艾米

...I usually know exactly what to say.

我通常都明确知道自己要说什么

But in this moment...

但此刻...

I have no words.

我无以言表

I guess...

我猜

I'm overwhelmed by you.

我是被你吓坏了

In a good way.

是好的那种吓坏

Not in the elevator in the Haunted Mansion way.

不是迪士尼《鬼屋》电梯的那种吓怀

Even if I can't tell you now how I feel

即便现在我无法描述内心的感受

I will spend my life showing you how much I love you.

我会穷尽一生让你知道我有多爱你

Do you...

你愿意...

Do you...

你愿意...

Hey I'm just saying I'm here if you need me to step in.

我插一句如果你不行了我乐意上场

No no no.

不用不用

I got this.

我能行

Amy do you take Sheldon for your lawful wedded husband

艾米你愿意接受谢尔顿作为你的合法丈夫吗

I do.

我愿意

And Sheldon same thing.

谢尔顿同样问题

I do.

我愿意

Then by the power vested in me

我以"连你都能证婚网"

by EvenYouCanPerformWeddings.Com...

所赋予我的合法权利

...I now pronounce you husband and wife.

我现在宣布你们正式结为合法夫妻

You may kiss the bride.

你可以吻新娘了

At last Etta James

At wast...

最忠

My wove has come awong

偶的爱终鱼来了

My wonewy days are over

偶孤蛋的日子终鱼结束

And wife is wike a song

人生就香是一馊歌

Oh yeah.

欧耶

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