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But
why
do
they
still
call
Batman
using
the
Bat
Signal
为什么这年代了召唤蝙蝠侠还用蝙蝠信号灯
Wouldn't
it
just
be
like
easier
to
text
him
直接发条短信请他来不是更方便吗
The
Bat
Signal
isn't
just
to
alert
Batman
蝙蝠信号灯不只是用来召唤蝙蝠侠
it's
also
to
strike
fear
in
the
hearts
of
his
enemies
还有震慑他敌人内心的功用
and
let
them
know
he's
coming.
让他们知道蝙蝠侠要来了
Sort
of
like
Sheldon's
knock.
就像谢尔顿的三段敲门法
Comparing
me
to
Batman
I'll
take
it.
嘲讽我跟蝙蝠侠类似吗 我接受
If
we
don't
do
anything
如果我们不出手
how
long
do
you
think
they'll
talk
about
Batman
你们觉得他们能聊多久的蝙蝠侠
Well
I've
know
them
for
11
years
so...
我认识他们已经有11年了 所以...
11
years.
11年吧
I
believe
they
do
text
him.
我觉得他们也有给他发短信
The
the
Bat
Signal
is
linked
to
his
phone
via
Bluetooth.
蝙蝠信号灯是通过蓝牙连到他手机的
Has
that
been
in
the
comics
漫画里有画过吗
No
it's
just
what
I
believe.
没 我个人这么认为而已
All
right
I'm
putting
a
stop
to
this.
够了 我要让他们停下
If
you
knew
how
why'd
you
wait
11
years
你如果知道办法 你为什么还等了11年啊
Hey
guys
guess
what
各位 告诉你们
Today
at
work
I
found
out
I
am
going
to
meet
Bill
Gates.
我今天上班发现我要跟比尔·盖茨见面了
Sorry
Leonard
you
and
Penny
had
a
good
run.
抱歉 莱纳德 你跟佩妮的缘分到此为止了
I'm
not
leaving
him
for
Bill
Gates.
我不会为了比尔·盖茨而甩了他
You
sure
I
I
bet
his
Internet's
really
fast.
你确定吗 我猜他家的网应该超快呢
How
did
this
happen
你怎么会有此荣幸
Well
his
foundation
is
looking
to
partner
他的慈善基金会在寻找
with
a
pharmaceutical
company
to
help
develop
affordable
vaccines
制药公司来合作研发价格低廉的疫苗
so
they
asked
me
to
show
him
around.
所以公司让我带他转转
That's
great.
When's
he
coming
太好了 他什么时候来
Uh
he
gets
in
on
Sunday
and
Monday
morning
他大概周日 周一早晨到
I'm
gonna
give
him
a
tour
of
the
labs
and
offices.
我会带他去看看实验室和办公区域
Oh.
He
gets
in
on
Sunday
April
first
他周日 也就是4月1号到吗
Nice
try
Penny.
想得美 佩妮
What're
you
talking
about
你在说什么
April
Fools'
Day.
4月1日愚人节
This
is
another
one
of
your
classic
pranks
想必这又是另一个你年年
you
try
to
pull
on
me
every
year.
想愚弄我的恶作剧之一吧
Literally
never
pulled
a
prank
on
you.
我从来没有对你恶作剧过啊
Oh
really
What
about
last
year
是吗 那去年
when
you
sent
me
that
e
mail
with
the
photo
attached
你给我发一封电邮写了照片请见附件
but
you
didn't
attach
a
photo.
结果跟本没附件
That
was
a
mistake.
那是我犯错了
Messing
with
me
Yes
it
was.
想耍我 你当然是犯了错
And
this
year
所以今年
I
am
not
falling
for
it.
我不会再上你的当
Sheldon
I
swear...
No...
what
are
you
doing
-谢尔顿 我发誓... -别 你这是在干嘛
Oh
you're
right.
He's
not
coming.
April
fools.
被你猜中了 他没有要来 愚人节
You
know
what
they
say
常言道
fool
me
"N"
Times
耍我"N"次
where
"N"
equals
the
amount
of
times
you've
already
fooled
me
"N"等于你已经耍到我的次数
shame
on
you.
你傻逼
Fool
me
"N"
plus
one
times
shame
on
me.
耍我"N+1"次 我傻逼
Our
whole
universe
was
in
a
hot
dense
state
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then
nearly
14
billion
years
ago
expansion
started...
Wait
140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!
The
Earth
began
to
cool
地球开始降温
The
autotrophs
began
to
drool
Neanderthals
developed
tools
自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具
We
built
the
Wall
We
built
the
pyramids
我们建长城 我们建金字塔
Math
Science
History
unraveling
the
mystery
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That
all
started
with
a
big
bang
一切由大爆炸开始
大
爆
炸
第十一季 第十八集
生
活
Bang
By aBu 20180404
So
you're
gonna
spend
a
day
with
Bill
Gates.
所以你要跟比尔·盖茨共处一天
I'm
a
little
jealous.
我有点小嫉妒啊
Well
I'm
a
little
nervous.
我还有点小紧张呢
You
know
if
I
do
a
good
job
I'm
hoping
they'll
consider
me
如果我这次做得好 我希望公司能考虑一下
for
a
PR
position
that's
opening
up.
最近刚空出来的公关职位
Well
if
you're
nervous
I
I
know
a
lot
about
him.
如果你很紧张 我知道很多关于他的事
I
can
fill
you
in
or
maybe
come
along
whatever.
我可以帮你补习 或者陪你一起 我都行
I
think
I'll
be
okay.
我觉得我没事的
Well
I'm
I'm
just
saying
what
are
you
gonna
do
我举个例子 万一他想要
when
he
wants
to
talk
about
high
level
language
interpreters
跟你聊微型计算机的
for
microcomputers
高级语言翻译程序怎么办
What
are
high
level
language
interpreters
for
microcomputers
什么是微型计算机的高级语言翻译程序啊
A
way
of
programming
computers
一种为电脑编程的方式
using
words
and
commands
instead
of
binary
code.
是用语言与指令而不是用二进制代码
Oh.
That's
actually
kind
of
interesting.
Tell
me
more.
这还挺有意思的呢 再跟我说说
Oh
well...
其实嘛...
That
I'll
do
that.
Mm
hmm.
这样 我会用这招回他
I
didn't
even
see
it
coming.
Yeah
well...
-我真是完全没料到啊 -是啊
You
never
do.
你从来都没料到过
Well
I
it's
just
he's
an
idol
of
mine
只是... 只是他是我的一个偶像
and
I
would
love
the
chance
to
hang
out
with
him.
我真的很想有机会跟他见见面
Look
I
know
you
want
to
meet
him
我知道你想见他
but
I
can't
turn
this
into
a
social
thing
okay
但我不能把这事变成社交活动 好吗
This
is
my
job.
I
really
need
it
to
go
well.
这是我的工作 我得确保这事办得妥当
I
get
it
I
get
it.
You're
right.
懂 我懂 你说得对
Actually
I've
I've
already
met
him
once
before.
其实 其实我以前已经见过他一次了啦
He
gave
a
talk
at
Princeton
and
my
mom
took
me.
他在普林斯顿大学演讲 我妈带我去了
Oh
really
Was
he
nice
真的吗 他人好相处吗
He's
super
nice.
人超好
I
I
got
pretty
emotional
and
started
crying
and...
后来我太激动就开始哭了什么的...
He
didn't
make
fun
of
me
or
anything.
他也没有取笑我什么的
Well
you
were
a
kid.
你当时只是个孩子嘛
Uh
huh.
嗯哼
Bye
my
babies
I
love
you.
再见了 孩子们 我爱你们
We
love
you
too
Mommy.
妈咪 我们也爱你
Yeah
don't
do
that.
下次不许再恶心我
Bernadette
伯纳黛特
Hi.
Where
you
off
to
El
parque.
-你们要去哪里 -公园[西语]
El
parque
公园[西语]吗
I'm
learning
Spanish
so
I
can
talk
to
the
other
nannies.
我在学西语 这样才能跟其他保姆聊天
How's
that
going
学得如何
Bueno.
好[西语]
Good
好啊
No
bueno.
不 好[西语]
Thanks
for
coming
over.
No
problem.
-谢谢你来陪我 -小事
Can
I
get
you
anything
想喝什么吗
Juice
box
'Naners
果汁 "蕉蕉"
'Naners
什么是"蕉蕉"
Sorry.
Mom
brain.
抱歉 当妈的脑子
I
think
I've
forgot
how
to
talk
to
grown
ups.
我都快忘了怎么跟成人说话了
I
meant
ba
naners.
我是说香蕉蕉
You
know
what
I'm
good.
没事啦 不用了
Okay.
好吧
So
what
are
we
watching
我们看的这是什么
Bob
the
Builder.
I'll
catch
you
up.
《建筑师巴布》 我帮你补一下剧情
That
one's
Bob.
这位就是巴布
He's
a
builder.
他是个建筑师
Isn't
this
a
kids
show
这不是儿童节目吗
It's
what
we
watch
in
this
house.
我们家里就看这个
Bob
the
Builder
Dinosaur
Train
《建筑师巴布》《恐龙列车》
and
Peppa
Pig
which
is
both
funny
and
meaningful.
《小猪佩奇》 有趣又富含教育意义
You
want
to
take
a
break
and
maybe
get
something
to
eat
你要不要休息一下 一起去吃点东西
Sure.
好啊
Why
does
it
not
feel
like
we're
going
怎么感觉不到有要出发的意思
Hang
on
I
I
just
want
to
see
if
Bob
can
fix
it.
稍等 我看看巴布能不能修好
Yes
he
can
是的 你可以
巴布的招牌台词Yes, I / we can.
Oh
hey.
你来啦
I
folded
your
laundry
for
you.
You're
welcome.
我替你折好了衣服 不用谢
Uh
that's
not
mine.
那不是我的啊
You're
saying
that
these
aren't
yours
你的意思是 这些不是你的
No.
不是
So
you're
saying
that
I'm
touching
所以你的意思是 我正摸着
a
stranger's
underpants
陌生人的内裤
Yes.
是的
And
just
like
that
it's
the
worst
day
of
my
life.
就这样 今天成了我人生最惨的一天
Wait
why
are
you
being
so
weird
等等 你为什么要怪里怪气的
It
occurred
to
me
that
perhaps
you
were
telling
the
truth
about
Bill
Gates
因为我想到比尔·盖茨的事有可能是真的
and
it
wasn't
just
part
of
an
elaborate
prank.
而不是只是你精心铺垫的恶作剧一环
What
would
the
prank
part
even
be
恶作剧的部分会是什么啊
I
show
up
to
meet
Bill
Gates
over
your
"objections
"
我跑去见比尔·盖茨 尽管你说"不许来"
but
it's
not
Bill
Gates
at
all
no.
结果到场了才发现不是比尔·盖茨
It's
one
of
those
look
alikes
that
you
hire
for
a
party.
是那种你聘请来派对的名人装扮者
And
then
when
I
go
around
而当我手里拿着
showing
everybody
the
balloon
animal
"比尔·盖茨"给我折的气球玩具
that
"Bill
Gates"
made
for
me
I'll
look
like
an
idiot.
到处让别人看时 我就会像个智障
Have
you
been
eating
laundry
detergent
你是不是偷偷喝洗衣液了
I
just
need
you
to
tell
me
the
truth.
我只是想要你告诉我实话
This
is
driving
me
crazy.
我快被逼疯了
Sheldon
he
is
really
coming.
谢尔顿 他真的会来
Is
he
He
is.
-真的吗 -真的
Really
Yeah.
-不骗我 -没骗你
Well
now
I
don't
know
what
to
believe
这下我也不知道该相信谁了
Thanks
for
getting
me
out
of
the
house.
谢谢你带我出来
I
feel
like
my
brain
is
turning
to
mush.
我觉得我脑子都快变浆糊了
Happy
to
help.
我很乐意帮你
Did
I
show
you
the
video
of
the
kids
sitting
我有没有给你看孩子们坐着的视频呀
Yes
you
texted
it
to
me
at
3
00
a.m.
有 你半夜3点发给我了
Thought
someone
was
either
in
jail
or
dead.
还以为是谁被抓或者挂了呢
I'm
sorry.
抱歉
No
no
I
it
gave
me
something
to
watch
没事 至少让我在重新入睡时
while
I
tried
to
go
back
to
sleep.
有东西可看
You
know
what
I
don't
want
to
be
one
of
those
moms
不行 我不要做那种
who
can
only
talk
about
her
kids.
只会聊孩子的妈妈
Okay
well
I'm
reading
a
pretty
good
book.
好吧 我正在读一本有趣的书
It's
the
untold
story
of
female
artists
during
the
Renaissance.
关于文艺复兴时期鲜为人知的女艺术家
Oh
I'm
in
the
middle
of
a
book
too.
我也在读书
It's
three
pages
long
and
floats
in
the
bath.
它有三页长 可以飘在浴缸里
All
right
we
can
talk
about
something
else.
我们也可以聊些其他的
It
also
quacks
when
you
squeeze
it.
你一挤那书 它就呱呱叫
You
should've
seen
Michael
laugh.
I
think
I
have
a
video.
迈克笑得可开心了 我这儿有视频
Or
maybe
we
can't.
还是别聊其他的吧
Why
is
your
screen
name
"John
Williams"
你的网名怎么叫"约翰·威廉姆斯"
好莱坞著名配乐家
Uh
because
I
always
score.
因为哥永远在得分[配乐]
Hey
I
think
I'm
gonna
head
to
the
office
for
a
little
bit.
我要去一趟办公室
On
a
Sunday
Yeah.
-周日也去吗 -对呀
Want
to
make
sure
I'm
prepared
for
tomorrow.
我想为明天做好准备
Do
you
think
you
could
get
Bill
Gates
你能让比尔·盖茨帮我
to
sign
something
for
me
签个东西吗
Yeah
maybe
like
what
好呀,签什么
Oh
my
arm
my
chest
his
call.
签我的手臂 我的胸膛 看他的意思吧
His
call
will
be
to
the
police.
他只会有叫警察的意思
Penny
remember
when
I
introduced
you
佩妮 还记得我向你推荐
to
100
calorie
Dove
bars
只有100大卡的德芙巧克力条时
and
you
said
you
owed
me
like
big
time
你说你欠我一个大人情吗
Guys
even
if
I
wanted
to
introduce
you
各位 就算我想要介绍你们
there
is
no
room
in
his
schedule.
他的时间表也已经排满了
I
mean
look.
Look
at
this
itinerary.
真的 看看这个行程
I
meet
him
at
his
hotel
first
thing
tomorrow
morning
明天一早我和他在酒店碰面
then
we're
on
the
go
all
day
long.
然后我们一整天都要到处跑
You're
right.
Guys
this
is
her
job.
你说得对 各位 这是她的工作
We
need
to
respect
that.
我们不要给她添麻烦
Thank
you
honey.
Proud
of
you.
-谢了 宝贝 -为你骄傲哦
Love
you.
爱你
I
totally
just
saw
what
hotel
he's
staying
at.
我刚才看到他下榻的酒店名字了
What
are
we
waiting
here
for
那我们还等什么呢
For
Penny
to
walk
down
the
stairs
等佩妮下完楼梯
get
in
her
car
and
drive
away.
上车离开啊
Right
smart.
对 真聪明
Is
that
long
enough
She's
pretty
quick
let's
go.
-够了没 -她动作很快的 我们走
What
would
you
do
if
you
had
a
billion
dollars
如果你有十亿美元 你要做什么
Same
as
Bill
Gates
和比尔·盖茨一样
try
to
make
the
world
a
better
place
让世界变得更好一些
but
I'd
do
it
in
a
working
Iron
Man
suit.
不过我要穿着功能完整的钢铁侠盔甲去做
I
didn't
know
that
came
in
a
boys'
medium.
我不知道那身盔甲还有男童中码
Th
This
is
a
bad
idea.
这主意太糟了
Maybe
we
should
go.
我们还是走吧
What
are
you
talking
about
I
don't
know.
-你在说什么呢 -我不知道
I'm
just
feeling
guilty
我觉得很有罪恶感
like
I'm
kind
of
sneaking
around
behind
Penny's
back.
就像我背着佩妮在搞鬼一样
We're
not
doing
anything
wrong.
我们又没做错事
We're
just
hanging
out
in
a
hotel
lobby.
我们只是在一家酒店大厅闲逛
Plenty
of
people
do
that
好多人都这么做
businessmen
high
end
prostitutes.
商人啦 高级妓女呀
That's
a
fun
new
game
这个新游戏很不错
CEO
or
Ho.
猜猜是执行长还是妓女
No
this
is
wrong
let's
go.
这是不对的 我们还是走吧
Guys
guys
that's
him.
各位 各位 他来了
Be
cool.
Oh
my
God.
Oh
my
God.
-冷静 -额滴神 额滴神
Oh
my
God.
Oh
my
God.
额滴神 额滴神
Cooler.
Oh
my
God.
Oh
my
God.
Oh
my
God.
-再冷静点 -额滴神 额滴神
Uh
M
Mr.
Gates
I'm
I'm
Dr.
Leonard
Hofstadter.
盖茨先生 我是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士
We've
actually
met
before.
我们之前见过
Sorry
I
don't
remember.
抱歉 我不记得了
You
were
so
nice
a
and
it
was
really
special
to
me
你人特别好 对我来说意义重大
because
you've
been
such
a
big
influence
on
my
life.
因为你一直是我的人生偶像
I
mean
ever
since
I
was
a
little
kid
在我还小的时候
I've
looked
up
to
you
like
like
a
hero.
我就把你视为英雄
Oh
now
I
remember.
现在我想起来了
Would
you
like
a
tissue
你需要纸巾吗
How
about
a
hug
给我一个拥抱如何
How
how
about
a
tissue
还是来张纸巾吧
Sorry
I
talked
about
my
kids
the
whole
time.
抱歉我一直把孩子挂在嘴边
Oh
don't
worry
about
it.
别担心
I
mean
besides
you
cutting
up
my
meat
for
me
除了你帮我把肉都切成小块以外
it
was
a
lovely
lunch.
午饭还是吃得挺开心
God.
What's
happening
天啊 这一切都是怎么了
I'm
a
smart
educated
successful...
我是个聪明 受过高等教育 成功的...
"Woman"
"女性"吗
I
was
gonna
get
it.
我只是卡壳了一下
Don't
be
so
hard
on
yourself.
别对自己太苛刻了
Pregnancy
and
childbirth
actually
cause
physical
changes
怀孕和生娃是真的会
to
the
structure
of
your
brain.
改变你的大脑结构
I
liked
the
old
structure
of
my
brain.
我喜欢我原来的大脑结构
But
then
I
liked
a
lot
of
my
old
structures.
不过话说回来 我喜欢我原来所有的结构
Well
these
are
positive
changes.
这些都是正面的改变
Studies
with
rats
show
that
new
mothers
对老鼠的研究表明 新妈妈对危险更敏感
are
more
sensitive
to
danger
better
at
multitasking
更善于同时处理多项任务
and
bolder
in
the
pursuit
of
food.
寻找食物时也更大胆
I
did
stick
a
couple
lamp
chops
in
my
purse.
我的确在皮包里塞了几块羊排
So
that's
what
I
was
smelling.
我说怎么有味道呢
Look
even
though
your
brain
is
different
听着 就算你的大脑发生了变化
in
many
ways
it's
better.
从很多方面来说 都是好的
But
were
you
bored
可你不会无聊吗
Of
course
not.
当然不会
You're
lying.
你在撒谎
Which
you
can
tell
because
your
maternal
brain
is
better
而你可以辨别 因为你的母性大脑
at
sensing
nonverbal
cues.
对非语言的暗示更敏感了
Now
you're
just
being
condescending.
你现在就是在口蜜腹剑了
Look
at
you
two
for
two.
看看你 两次都猜对了
Uh
hold
the
door.
留个门
Hold
the
door
留个门
Oh.
Hi
Leonard.
莱纳德
Didn't
you
hear
me
yell
"Hold
the
door"
你没听到我喊留个门吗
I
did.
But
you
know
what
they
say
我听到了 但你知道大家怎么说的
"Hold
the
door
get
robbed
some
more."
"多留个门 被闯空门"
No
one
says
that.
没有这种说法
Oh.
Well
they
should
那他们应该这么说
because
it's
true
and
it
rhymes.
因为这是真的 而且还押韵
So
where
have
you
been
你去哪里了
Actually
I
met
Bill
Gates.
实际上 我见到了比尔·盖茨
I
see.
我明白了
You're
all
in
on
it.
你们还真是煞费苦心呀
Uh
nice
try.
得了吧
It's
not
an
April
Fools'
joke
Sheldon.
这不是愚人节玩笑 谢尔顿
I
actually
went
to
a
hotel
and
met
him.
我真的去酒店见到了他
Right
right.
Okay
so
uh
行行行
"Bill
Gates"
was
at
the
"Hotel"
that
you
"went
to."
"比尔·盖茨"就在"你去"的那家"酒店"里
Why
is
"went
to"
in
quotes
为什么"去"也要加引号
Fine.
好吧
So
"Bill
Gates"
was
at
the
"Hotel"
"比尔·盖茨"就在你去的
that
you
went
to.
那家"酒店"里
That's
you
and
Bill
Gates.
这是你和比尔·盖茨
It
is.
没错
Were
you
crying
No.
-你这是哭了吗 -没有
So
所以
it
wasn't
a
joke
and
I
actually
could've
met
him
这不是玩笑 我本来真有机会见他
Well
he's
probably
still
there.
他应该还在那儿呢
What
hotel
哪间酒店
The
La
Quinta
Inn
in
Thousand
Oaks
千橡市的拉昆塔酒店
under
the
name
Hernandez.
入住名是赫尔南德斯
Thank
you
thank
you
so
much
谢谢 太谢谢你了
April
fools.
愚人节快乐
Hey
where
you
been
你到哪儿去了
Uh
just
hanging
out
with
the
guys.
跟兄弟们一起
They
still
mad
at
me
他们还在生我的气吗
Uh
they
were
but
then
I
was
like
"Hey
"
本来还在生气 但我说"嘿"
and
they
were
like
"What
"
And
I
was
like
"You
know
"
他们说"啥" 我又说"你们知道的"
and
they
were
like
"Okay."
他们就说"好吧"
You're
a
good
husband.
你真是个好丈夫
Well
it's
not
for
me
to
say
but
you
just
said
it
这不是我说了算的 但你这么说了
so
you're
probably
right.
所以你应该是对的吧
Well
as
it
turns
out
原来
there
is
a
little
reception
for
Mr.
Gates
tomorrow
night.
明晚有一个为盖茨先生办的接待会
I
asked
if
I
could
bring
you
and
they
said
yes.
我问能不能带上你 他们说可以
What
什么
Yeah
you
get
to
meet
Bill
Gates
again.
你又可以和比尔·盖茨见面了
Wait
what
do
you
mean
"again"
等等 你说"又见面"是什么意思
'Cause
you
met
him
that
one
time
with
your
mom.
因为你跟你妈之前见过他一次
Yes.
没错
And
then
again
tomorrow
然后明天又见一次
for
a
total
of
two
and
only
two
times.
总共两次 只有这两次
Yeah.
I
wonder
if
he'll
remember
you.
对 不知道他记不记得你
Yeah
I
wonder
that
too.
我也想知道
The
sun
is
losing
about
太阳每秒
six
times
ten
to
the
12th
grams
per
second
约减少6x10^12克
so
the
fraction
of
the
mass
it
loses
every
year
所以太阳每年减少的质量百分比
is
about
ten
to
the
negative
13th.
约为10^(-13)
But
don't
worry.
不过别担心哦
It'll
be
millions
of
years
before
we
all
freeze
to
death.
还要几百万年后 我们才会通通冻死
Sweet
dreams.
做个好梦
Hop
on
Pop
took
a
dark
turn
there
at
the
end.
《在爸爸身上蹦来跳去》结尾突然阴暗啊
Amy
made
me
realize
that
new
mothers
are
cognitively
primed
艾米让我意识到刚生产完的妈妈
to
take
in
new
information
and
I've
been
wasting
it
吸收新知识的能力是最强的 而我却浪费在
making
up
songs
about
our
babies'
toes.
瞎编关于我们宝宝脚趾的歌曲上
To
be
fair
I
cowrote
"Pinky
Toe
Pinky
Toe."
说句公道话 《粉粉脚趾》是我俩一起创作的
Evolution
gave
me
this
mom
brain
to
focus
on
the
baby
进化论给了我妈妈大脑来专注于宝宝身上
but
I
figure
I
can
hack
it
to
learn
all
kinds
of
new
things.
但我觉得可以用来学习各种新知识
Well
that's
great.
那好棒啊
Yeah.
There
was
a
problem
and
I
fixed
it.
没错 出了问题 我成功解决了
Like
Bob
the
Builder
in
that
giraffe
cage.
就像《建筑师巴布》在长颈鹿笼子里那次一样
Spoiler
alert.
不许剧透
I
didn't
see
that
one
yet.
我还没看那集呢
So
that's
fun.
很开心啊
You
get
to
meet
Bill
Gates
again.
你又能见到比尔·盖茨了
It's
not
fun
I'm
screwed.
不开心 我死定了
It's
fun
for
us.
我们看好戏看得很开心啊
Maybe
he
won't
remember
you.
也许他不记得你呢
I
snotted
on
his
tie.
我的鼻涕喷到他领带上了
Yeah
you
did
like
a
lot.
没错 喷了超多
Hello
Leonard.
你好 莱纳德
Thought
I'd
find
you
here.
我想着你应该在这
You
snake.
你这毒蛇
What's
going
on
怎么回事
He
sent
me
all
the
way
to
Thousand
Oaks
to
meet
Bill
Gates
他让我大老远跑去千橡市见比尔·盖茨
距离约70多公里
when
he
knew
full
well
he
wasn't
staying
there.
然而他很清楚人家根本不住在那
Wha
Leonard
that's
terrible.
莱纳德 那太过分了
Yeah
why
would
you
do
that
是啊 你干嘛这样
You
know
he's
staying
at
the
DoubleTree
in
Long
Beach.
你明知道他住在长滩市的希尔顿逸林酒店
距离约50多公里
Wait.
等一下
How
do
I
know
you're
not
tricking
me
我怎么知道你们不是在骗我
We
probably
are.
我们很可能在说谎
But
what
if
we're
not
但万一我们没说谎呢
You
think
you're
so
smart.
你们都觉得自己很机智对吧
You
think
I'm
going
to
fall
for
it
again
don't
you
你们觉得我会再上当一次 对吧
Well
I
won't.
我才不会
Where
you
going
你要去哪
Shut
up.
闭嘴
Aw
are
you
sure
you
can't
come
你真的不能去吗
I
want
to
but
I'm
just
too
sick.
我很想去 但我病得太严重了
And
you
really
wanted
to
meet
him.
可你真的很想见他
I
know.
就是啊
And
I've
been
trying
to
hide
it
so
I
could
go
我试着隐瞒病情好去见他
but
I
don't
want
to
make
him
sick.
但我不想传染给他
Yeah.
对
Yeah
you
do
look
pretty
pale
and
clammy.
你看起来确实挺苍白虚弱的
Yeah.
是啊
Have
fun.
玩得开心
Well
feel
better
okay
你快点好起来 好吗
No
that's
just
my
regular
pale
and
clammy.
就只是我平常版的苍白病君子样啊
I
mean
really
the
bigger
danger
isn't
the
loss
of
mass.
真的 最大的危机不是质量减少
Instead
it
will
run
out
of
hydrogen
to
use
for
nuclear
fuel
而是太阳会耗尽用作核燃料的氢
swell
up
into
a
red
giant
and
fry
the
Earth.
膨胀变成一个红巨星 把地球吞没
So
you
don't
want
to
split
a
salad
所以你不想分吃一份沙拉吗
No
thank
you.
不了 谢谢
But
speaking
of
splitting
things
说到分开
did
you
hear
about
the
light
splitting
greenhouse
film
你听说过能提高光合作用效率的
that
could
improve
photosynthetic
efficiency
分光温室棚膜吗
No.
没有
Just
a
little
something
I
read
是我在给我制造的人类
while
nursing
a
human
being
that
I
made.
喂奶时读到的小知识
I'm
just
gonna
get
the
chicken.
我还是点鸡肉吧
Ah.
N
E
K
C
I
H
C
chicken
backwards.
"鸟又" 鸡反过来的写法
Boom
mom
brain.
屌炸 妈妈大脑
And
a
whole
bottle
of
wine.
再加一整瓶红酒
In
your
face
吃屎吧
Hello
喂
Aw
hey
sweetie
how
you
feeling
亲爱的 你感觉怎么样
Okay.
I'm
just
resting.
还行 我在休息
Well
I
have
a
surprise
that
might
make
you
feel
better.
我有个惊喜也许能让你感觉好些
Oh
really
真的吗
Yeah
look
who's
here.
嗯 看这是谁呀
Wait
I
know
you.
等等 我认识你
No
you
don't.
你不认识我
Yes
I
do.
我真的认识
You
were
waiting
for
me
at
my
hotel.
你之前在我酒店楼下等我
You
ruined
my
tie.
你毁了我的领带
Wait
what
等等 什么
What's
he
talking
about
他在说什么
Uh
he
uh
obviously
he's
kidding.
他很明显是在开玩笑啦
That's
a
that's
a
good
one
Bill.
这笑话真逗 比尔
I
got
to
go.
我先挂了
Stupid
Leonard
蠢人莱纳德
meeting
stupid
Bill
Gates
见蠢人比尔·盖茨
without
stupid
me.
不带上蠢蠢的我
对不起
I
am
so
sorry
Sheldon
对不起... 谢尔顿
Oh
Leonard
I
can't
stay
mad
at
you.
莱纳德 我怎么忍心一直生你气
Come
here.
过来
Apology
accepted.
我接受你的道歉
What's
for
dinner
I'm
starving.
晚饭吃什么 我快饿死了
Hola.
"雷猴"
又是这家伙
他哪根筋抽了
How
are
you
ladies
doing
女士们好吗
Raise
your
hands
if
you're
bueno.
"猴"就举一下手啊
谁会把孩子交给他照看啊
孩子可能是他偷来的
Me
llamo
Stuart
Bloom.
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