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I
guess
that's
that.
看来就这样了
Okay
help
me
out
here.
谁给我解释一下
How
does
an
archeology
professor
get
that
good
with
a
whip
一位考古学教授怎么会把鞭子玩得那么溜
Maybe
he
took
a
class
at
the
adult
bookstore.
估计是在成人书店学的吧[暗指SM]
That's
how
I
learned.
反正我是这么学的
I
can't
believe
you've
never
seen
Raiders
of
the
Lost
Ark.
真不敢相信你居然没看过《法柜奇兵》
(经典动作大片《夺宝奇兵》系列的第一部)
And
I
can't
believe
you've
never
read
Eat
Pray
Love.
我也不敢相信你居然没看过《饭·祷·爱》
(《美食·祈祷·恋爱》亦作《一辈子做女孩》)
When
she
comes
out
with
要是写一本
Eat
Pray
Run
Away
From
A
Giant
Boulder
I'll
read
it.
《吃饭·祈祷·躲避大滚石》 我就看
I
don't
care
if
Eat
Pray
Love
changed
your
life
我才不管《饭·祷·爱》对你的人生有多大影响呢
I'm
not
reading
it.
我才不看呢
You
know
I
could
totally
rock
a
hat
like
that.
知道吗 我也能那么转帽子
That's
the
work
of
noted
Hollywood
costume
designer
那可是著名的好莱坞服装设计师德博拉·纳杜曼的
Deborah
Nadoolman.
杰作
She
also
designed
她还设计了
the
iconic
red
and
black
jacket
迈克尔·杰克逊的《战栗》的MV中
in
Michael
Jackson's
Thriller
video
那件经典的红黑夹克
which
I've
never
viewed
in
its
entirety
不过我一直没看完MV
as
I
find
zombies
dancing
因为我觉得一群僵尸
in
choreographed
synchronicity
implausible.
跳舞这么整齐实在是太假了
And
also
it's
really
scary.
而且 真的好吓人啊
Would
someone
please
turn
off
the
Sheldon
commentary
track
麻烦哪位帮忙把谢尔顿评论音轨给关掉吧
There's
no
switch.
Just
listen
and
learn.
不好意思没有开关 你就好好听着
Penny
if
you
think
this
is
good
佩妮 如果你觉得这片子不错的话
you
should
come
with
us
Friday
你可以周五和我们一起
to
see
it
on
the
big
screen
at
the
Colonial.
在科洛尼奥电影院的大屏幕上再看一遍
(位于宾州凤凰镇 是电影《斑点》的拍摄地和纪念地)
Well
I'm
watching
it
now.
我现在就在看啊
Why
would
I
want
to
see
it
again
on
Friday
干嘛还要周五再看一遍
Because
the
print
they're
showing
on
Friday
因为周五那场的胶片
has
an
additional
21
seconds
of
previously
unseen
footage.
有首次公映的21秒加长镜头哦
What
21
seconds
That'll
be
like
seeing
a
whole
new
movie
什么 21秒 那不就像是看一部全新的电影了吗
Exactly.
没错
They
say
it
finally
solves
the
submarine
controversy.
据说加长片段能解释关于潜艇的争论
Did
Leonard
莱纳德
I'm
no
expert
but
I
believe
我不确定哈 但是我觉得
what
we
just
heard
from
Penny
was
sarcasm.
佩妮刚才那话是在讽刺咱们
Oh
Good.
哇 又猜对了
I'm
8
for
26
this
month.
本月26中8了
Yeah
I
think
I'll
pass.
嗯 我还是算了吧
But
you
guys
enjoy
your
extra
21
seconds.
你们几位好好享受这21秒吧
Bet
if
I
could
make
you
understand
要是我能让你能明白
why
this
is
such
a
cool
thing
we'd
still
be
together.
这玩意儿有多酷的话 咱俩肯定还在一起
Mm
yeah
no
we
wouldn't.
嗯 没错 不 不可能了
Uh
huh.
对
I'm
guessing
21
seconds
had
something
to
do
with
that
too.
我猜佩妮这"21秒"跟"那个"也有关系
May
I
point
out
to
you
all
请允许我指出
that
the
screening
is
"first
come
first
served"
电影院的座位都是先到先得的
Relax
it's
5
00.
The
movie
doesn't
start
till
midnight.
淡定 现在才5点 电影12点才开始
Another
way
of
saying
that
is
但要是换种说法
"the
movie
starts
at
midnight
and
it's
already
5
00."
"电影12点开演 现在已经5点了"
Let's
go.
咱们出发吧
You
know
if
we
miss
it
we'll
have
the
fun
of
如果我们没赶上的话 我们下半辈子
listening
to
Sheldon
whine
about
it
for
the
rest
of
our
lives.
就能享受谢尔顿无休止的抱怨悔恨了
See
Howard's
on
my
side.
看见没 霍华德也等不及了
Actually
I'm
not.
其实我不是那意思
I'm
using
sarcasm
to
mock
you.
我是用讽刺手法调戏你
Drat.
Now
I'm
8
for
27.
靠 跌到27中8了
Don't
worry
Sheldon.We'll
be
fine.
别担心了 谢尔顿 我们能赶上的
What
happened
to
the
Leonard
Hofstadter
上次和我一起排了14小时队的
who
waited
in
line
with
me
for
14
hours
莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德怎么了
to
see
the
midnight
premiere
of
Star
Trek
Nemesis
去看《星际迷航:复仇女神》的午夜首映那次
Oh.
Well
he
waited
in
line
for
14
hours
哦 他排了14个小时的队
while
you
napped
in
a
lawn
chair
而你却在躺椅上睡大觉
he
got
in
a
fight
with
a
Klingon
他在离队去尿尿的时候
when
he
stepped
out
of
line
to
pee
和一个克林贡人吵了起来
and
you
wouldn't
wake
up
to
vouch
for
him
而你却不愿起来证明他没有插队
and
worst
of
all
he
saw
Star
Trek
Nemesis.
最恶劣的是 他还看了《星际迷航:复仇女神》
But
how
were
our
seats
但我俩的座位如何
Excellent.
相当好
I
rest
my
case.
那不就结了
Amy
don't
you
agree
we
should
leave
now
and
get
in
line
艾米 你难道不觉得我们现在就该去排队吗
Actually
as
the
newest
member
of
your
social
group
其实作为你们这个社交团体的最新成员
I
believe
I'll
gain
more
acceptance
by
arbitrarily
我觉得偶尔偏向你们的朋友们一方
siding
with
your
friends
from
time
to
time.
更能让我融入你们
Shrewd.
真阴险
Leonard
you're
right.
莱纳德 你说得对
We
should
enjoy
our
meal
arrive
late
我们就应该好好享受完美食再过去
and
risk
winding
up
with
terrible
seats
冒着最后坐上超烂座位的风险
assuming
we
get
in
at
all.
当然 前提是我们都能进得去
Thank
you
Amy.
多谢了 艾米
See
It's
working.
看见了吧 很管用的
Knock
knock.
咚咚咚
Who's
there
谁呀
Olive.[I
love
u]
橄榄[我爱你]
Olive
you
too.
我也爱你
Guys
that's
really
starting
to
get
old.
二位 这有点儿太俗了吧
Knock
knock.
咚咚咚
Who's
there
谁啊
I
have
a
girlfriend
and
you
don't.
哥有马子你干瞪眼
Hysterical
哈哈哈
Wait
now
we
don't
know
that
yet.
He
isn't
finished.
等等 我还不知道呢 他还没说完
I
have
a
girlfriend
and
you
don't
who
哥有马子你干瞪眼姓什么
So.
Are
you
sure
you
don't
want
to
come
with
us
to
Raiders
你真的不想和我们一起去看《夺宝奇兵》吗
Oh
no.
That
movie
has
melting
faces.
不去了 那部片子里有熔化的人脸
It
reminds
me
too
much
of
the
time
总是会让我想起
I
dropped
that
vial
of
flesh
eating
bacteria
我上次把一小瓶食肉细菌
into
the
Rhesus
monkey
lab.
掉在恒河猴实验室的情景
Besides
Penny
and
I
are
having
a
girls'
night
tonight.
而且佩妮和我今晚有个女生之夜
Girls'
night
What
does
that
entail
女生之夜 什么意思
Oh
you
know
girls
get
together
哦 闺蜜们聚在一起啊
hang
out
share
girl
talk.
一起玩儿 分享闺房密语
I'm
a
girl.
我也是女生
Oh.
Well
maybe
you
can
join
us.
I'll
ask
Penny.
也许你也可以来 我问问佩妮吧
No
need.
Penny
and
I
are
very
close.
没必要 佩妮跟我可亲近了
You
are
是吗
Yes.
In
fact
our
menses
are
synchronized.
那是 事实上 我们的生理期都同步的
Penny.
佩妮
Bernadette
tells
me
you're
planning
a
girls'
night.
伯纳黛特说你们今晚要搞女生之夜
I'm
a
girl.
我是女生
Oh.
Um
it
was
it
was
just
going
to
be
me
and
Bernadette.
这只是 本来想着只有我和伯纳黛特的
Besides
I
thought
you
were
going
to
the
movies
再说 你不是跟谢尔顿
with
Sheldon
and
the
guys.
还有那几个男人去看电影吗
Yes
but
they're
not
girls.
是的 但是他们又不是女生
I'm
a
girl.
我是女生
Yeah
no
no
I
I
I
got
that.
不 对 对 我呃懂的
What's
the
dress
code
有什么着装要求
Uh
just
wear
something
comfortable.
穿你觉得舒服的衣服就行
All
right.
I'll
have
to
go
shopping.
好的 我得去买几件才行了
Knock
knock.
咚咚咚
Who
is
there
谁呀
Hugh.
Hugh
who
-休 -休什么
Hugh
people
need
to
listen
to
me.
休·大家都得听我的
It's
time
to
get
in
line
for
the
movie.
该去排队看电影了
And
that's
how
you
tell
a
knock
knock
joke.
你们这种敲门游戏就应该这么玩的
Under
normal
circumstances
I'd
say
"I
told
you
so".
一般情况下 我会说"告诉过你们啦"
But
as
I
have
told
you
so
但是既然我已经无数次
with
such
vehemence
and
frequency
already
愤怒地告诉过你们了
the
phrase
has
lost
all
meaning.
所以现在这句话已经没有意义了
Therefore
I
will
be
replacing
it
with
the
phrase
因此 我要换种说法
"I
informed
you
thusly".
我已经如是告知过你们了
Ooh.
Can't
wait
for
that
to
start.
啊 那我真是等不及了
I
informed
you
thusly.
我已经如是告知过你们了
8
for
28.
28中8了
This
is
where
we
could
have
been
我们要是没去吃晚饭的话
if
we
hadn't
stopped
for
dinner.
现在就应该站在这儿
This
is
where
we
could
have
been
要是库萨帕里没点甜品的话
if
Koothrappali
hadn't
ordered
dessert.
我们现在就应该站在这儿
Well
I
earned
it
dude
I
ate
all
my
broccoli.
那是我应得的老兄 我把西兰花都吃掉了
And
here's
where
we
are.
The
runts
in
a
large
litter.
现在我们只能站在这儿 作为人海一粟
Unlikely
to
ever
reach
永远也赶不上
the
nourishing
teats
of
Indiana
Jones.
印第安纳·琼斯的精彩视觉盛宴了
So
I
guess
it's
a
good
thing
we
stopped
for
dinner.
看来幸好我们吃了晚餐
You
know
guys
when
facing
disappointment
伙计们 当面对沮丧时
Eat
Pray
Loveteaches
us
《饭·祷·爱》教导我们
Oh
shut
up.
闭嘴吧
...So
anyway
to
make
a
long
story
short
总而言之 长话短说
turns
out
I
have
an
unusually
firm
cervix.
结果我的子宫颈异常地紧
You
know
Amy
when
we
say
"girl
talk"
我说艾米啊 我们说要谈女生话题的时候
it
doesn't
just
have
to
be
about
our
lady
parts.
不一定是要谈论我们的女性部位的
Shame.
'Cause
I
have
a
real
zinger
真可惜 因为我有个很精彩的故事
about
my
tilted
uterus.
是关于我倾斜的子宫的
Penny
your
nails
look
great.
佩妮 你的指甲好漂亮
Oh
thanks.
I
found
this
place
in
Alhambra.
谢谢 我是在阿罕布拉宫找到这地方的
It's
in
a
woman's
basement.
是在一个女士地下廉价商场里
I
think
it's
a
front
for
human
trafficking
虽然我觉得那只是拉皮条的幌子
but
they
do
a
really
good
job.
不过他们的手艺倒真是不错
A
colleague
of
mine
did
her
graduate
thesis
on
the
fungus
我的一个同事的毕业论文就写的是
that
grows
on
improperly
sterilized
manicure
implements.
消毒不当的美甲工具上滋生的霉菌
Well
don't
tell
me
that's
not
"girl
talk".
别说这不是女生话题
So
where
should
we
go
tonight
我们今晚去哪好呢
A
bar
A
club
A
movie
酒吧 俱乐部 还是去看电影呢
Or
we
could
just
stay
here.
或者我们也可以待在这
Yes
a
continue
to
bond.
没错 继续交流感情
I
have
a
feeling
that
after
tonight
我预感今晚过后
one
of
you
will
become
my
best
friend
forever.
你们其中一个将成为我一辈子的好友
Or
"BFF
"
if
you
prefer.
或是"死党" 要是你们喜欢的话
Which
I
don't.
我不喜欢
All
right
time
to
open
Bachelor
Number
Two.
好吧 开了单身二号吧[纯应景]
Gee
I
don't
know
if
I
should
drink
more.
我觉得我不应该再喝了
I
have
to
drive
home
and
I've
got
enough
trouble
我还得开车回家呢 我现在的视力
seeing
over
the
dashboard
as
it
is.
就已经看不清仪表盘了
That's
okay.
You
can
just
sleep
here.
没关系 你可以在我这睡
Oh
good
a
slumber
party
太棒了 睡衣派对
We'll
do
makeovers
initiate
phony
phone
calls
我们可以变装 打耍人电话
and
have
spirited
pillow
fights
in
our
frilly
nighties
然后穿着蕾丝睡衣玩枕头大战
Oh
gosh
Amy.
天啊 艾米
I
don't
know
if
I
would
call
this
an
actual
slumber
party.
我不确定这是你所想的那种睡衣派对
Well
that's
disappointing.
太让人失望了
I've
always
wanted
to
be
invited
to
a
slumber
party.
我一直都想被人邀请去睡衣派对的
Oh
you
never
were
你从没参加过吗
Not
even
when
you
were
a
kid
小的时候也没有吗
Well
there
was
the
time
I
had
my
tonsils
out
有一次我做完切除扁桃体的手术以后
and
I
shared
a
room
with
a
little
Vietnamese
girl.
跟一个越南女孩一起住在病房里
She
didn't
make
it
through
the
night
结果她半夜就死了
but
up
till
then
it
was
kind
of
fun.
但是在那之前 都还挺好玩的
Okay.
Well
I
guess
we're
having
a
slumber
party.
好吧 那我们就搞个睡衣派对吧
Pillow
fight
枕头大战
Oh
I
hope
they
let
us
in
soon.
希望他们能早点放我们进去
I'm
tired
of
running
to
the
gas
station
to
use
the
bathroom.
我不想总是跑到加油站去上厕所了
The
guy
makes
me
buy
a
Gatorade
every
time.
加油站那家伙每次都逼我买佳得乐
It's
a
vicious
circle.
简直是恶性循环
Too
bad
you
don't
have
a
stadium
pal
like
me.
可惜你没有排队伴侣
What's
a
stadium
pal
什么是排队伴侣
Let
me
put
it
this
way
这么说吧
takes
care
of
the
bathroom
problem
它能解决厕所问题
and
it
keeps
your
calf
warm.
还能给你的小腿保暖
Hey
guys
bad
news.
I
just
did
a
quick
calculation.
伙计们 坏消息 我刚刚算了一下
Given
the
size
of
the
theater
and
the
length
of
this
line
根据电影院的大小和队伍的长度
we
might
not
get
seats.
我们可能没座位了
What
did
he
say
他说什么
Nice
going
Raj.
干得好 拉杰
Just
got
him
down
for
his
nap.
好不容易让他睡觉的
We
might
not
get
seats
我们有可能买不到票
It's
fine
it's
fine.Go
back
to
sleep.
肯定有的 放心 继续睡觉吧
Oh
I
informed
you
thusly
I
so
informed
you
thusly.
我早知会过你们了 我早知会过你们了
Howard
you
talk
to
him.
霍华德 你来安抚他吧
Howard
霍华德
You're
peeing
aren't
you
你在尿尿 对吧
Hey
look
who's
here
瞧瞧谁来了
Hey
buddies
你们好啊 伙计们
Well
if
it
isn't
Wil
Wheaton
这不是《星际迷航》里的
the
Jar
Jar
Binks
of
the
Star
Trek
universe.
加·加·宾克斯——威尔·惠顿吗
la
Ja
Ja
Binks
Mee
sa
think
that
very
funny
偶们觉得你形容得真有意思[模仿加·加·宾克斯说话]
Well
you
sa
can
go
think
that
at
the
back
of
the
line.
你偶等可以排到最后面 慢慢回味
No
cuts
no
buts
no
coconuts.
不能插队 没有但是 没有椰汁
Wil
Wheaton.
威尔·惠顿
Yeah.
我就是
I'm
a
big
fan.
我可是你的忠实粉丝
Of
what
Poorly
executed
beards
粉什么 那把修整不齐的络腮胡吗
Do
you
think
you
could
get
me
and
my
friends
into
the
movie
你有办法能让我和我的朋友进去看电影吗
We
got
here
a
little
late.
因为我们来得有点晚了
No
problem.
Come
on
I'll
hook
you
up.
没问题 跟我来 我带你们进去
Awesome.
太棒了
We
sa
gonna
go
into
the
movie
now
Bye
bye
偶们要进去看电影了 拜拜
This
is
Indiana
Jones
现在放的是《夺宝奇兵》
not
Star
Trek.
不是《星际迷航》
There
should
be
no
value
to
his
pseudo
celebrity
here
像这种伪名人根本不值得为他开后门
And
even
at
Star
Trek
conventions
即使是在《星际迷航》里
they
only
let
him
in
if
he
helps
set
up
如果他是来帮忙的 才放他进去呢
Calm
down
Sheldon.
淡定 谢尔顿
I
will
not
calm
down.
才不淡定呢
This
affront
to
justice
and
decency
cannot
go
unanswered.
我们不能默许这种对公平和规矩公然侮辱的行为
As
Captain
Jean
Luc
Picard
once
said
让·吕克·皮卡特船长曾经说过
"The
line
must
be
drawn
here
"忍无可忍 无须再忍"
"This
far
no
farther
"
"这就是底线 绝不后退半步"
Had
to
wake
him
up
from
his
nap
didn't
you
你非得把他弄醒 这下爽了吧
You
know
what
I
really
love
about
Howard
你们知道我最爱霍华德什么吗
His
chest
hair.
他的胸毛
Howard
has
a
hairy
chest
霍华德胸前还毛茸茸的啊
No
just
the
one.
不 就一根
But
it's
really
long.
但是真的很长
Okay
there
you
go
Sultry
Sunrise
Red.
好了 你看 热辣的日出红
What
do
you
think
你觉得怎么样
My
nails
have
never
looked
so
pretty
before.
我的指甲从来没有这么漂亮过
Get
it
off.
洗掉
Oh
oh
uh
looks
like
they're
getting
ready
哇 哇 好像开始
to
let
people
in.
让人进场了
Listen
to
what
Mr.
Wil
Wheaton
is
tweeting.
听听威尔·惠顿先生是怎么在推特上炫耀的
"Best
seats
in
house
for
Raiders
screening.
"坐在电影院最棒的位置上看《夺宝奇兵》
Suck
on
that
Sheldon
Cooper."
羡慕嫉妒恨吧 谢尔顿·库珀"
Why
do
you
read
his
Twitter
feed
你为什么要他看的推特
You
know
it's
only
going
to
upset
you.
明知道那只会让自己不高兴
I
believe
in
knowing
my
enemy
Leonard.
知己知彼 方能百战不殆 莱纳德
Had
Twitter
existed
at
the
time
would
not
General
Custer
如果早几百年有推特 卡斯特上将
have
followed
the
tweets
of
Sitting
Bull
会不去关注史汀·布尔的吗
([小巨角战役 是印第安战争的史诗])
Would
not
Lee
have
followed
Grant
李将军不会关注格兰特将军的吗
([尤利塞斯·S·格兰特和罗伯特·E·李签订了北部弗吉尼亚李军队投降的条约])
Would
not
Spy
have
followed
Spy
难道间谍之间不会互相关注吗
I
have
more
examples
but
excuse
me.
我还能举更多例子 但我要先接个电话
Hello.
喂
Well
this
seems
like
an
odd
time
居然选择这种奇怪的时间来测试
to
test
my
cell
phone
quality
but
go
on.
我的电话通话质量 不过继续吧
Test
phrases
All
right.
测试词组 好吧
Im
a
tote.
我是个十
Ulba.
足的傻
Twad.
子
All
together
连起来说吗
I'm
a
total
buttwad.
我是个十足的傻子
Why
are
you
laughing
你笑什么
Hello
还在吗
And
that
girls
is
how
you
make
a
phony
phone
call.
姐妹们 耍人的电话就该这么打
I'm
not
sure
I
grasp
我不确定我有没有
the
full
entertainment
value
but
all
right.
完全领会到笑点在哪 不过还凑合吧
Next
on
Wikipedia's
list
of
slumber
party
activities
维基百科里列举睡衣派对活动的下一项是
"Truth
or
Dare."
真心话大冒险
Okay
it's
your
game.
You
go
first.
好吧 你倡议的游戏 你先来
Hang
on.
I'm
familiarizing
myself
with
the
rules.
等下 我正在熟悉游戏规则
Seems
fairly
straightforward.
看起来很通俗易懂
Bernadette
truth
or
dare
伯纳黛特 真心话还是大冒险
Truth.
All
right.
-真心话 -听好了
To
what
temperature
must
you
heat
beef
你要把牛肉加热到什么温度
in
order
to
kill
the
prion
才能把引起牛海绵状脑病[即疯牛病]的
that
cses
bovinespongiform
encephalopathy
朊病毒彻底杀死
Um...
这个嘛
Remember
you
have
to
answer
honestly.
记住 你要如实回答
Wait.
No
Amy
you're
supposed
to
ask
her
等下 不是这样的 艾米
something
personal
or
embarrassing.
你要问一些私人的或者尴尬的问题
Oh.
All
right.
好 我懂了
What
is
the
circumference
of
your
areolas
你的乳晕的圆周长为多少
"Munching
on
complimentary
popcorn.
"用力咀嚼附赠的爆米花"
Woot
woot."
嚯 嚯"
Oh
the
gall.
真是厚颜无耻
I
hope
his
next
tweet
is
"Popcorn
lodged
in
trachea.
我真希望他下一条推特是 "爆米花卡到气管里
Choking
to
death.
窒息致死
Woot
woot."
嚯 嚯"
Guys
I
am
sorry.We
are
full
up.
伙计们 真抱歉 满员了
No
不要
We're
full
up.
我们全满了
We
really
want
to
see
this.
我们真的很想看这场电影
Isn't
there
anythingyou
can
do
你能不能通融一下
Sorry.
Fire
regulations.
抱歉 影院防火规定不能超员
Should've
gotten
here
earlier.
你们应该早点来排队
This
is
nothing
but
ablatant
abuse
of
power
这明显就是卑鄙的职员
by
a
petty
functionary.
在滥用权利
Explain
to
me
why
Wil
Wheaton
and
his
lackeys
解释下为什么威尔·惠顿和他的跟班能进去
get
in
and
we
don't.
而我们却不能
'Cause
I'm
the
petty
functionary
with
a
clipboard
bitch.
因为我是个手里有权的小气职员 小子
Let's
go
home.
回家吧
You
know
what
I'm
going
back
to
"I
told
you
so."
我想用回那句"我早说过的"
I
told
you
so.
我早说过的
We
can
still
see
something.
我们可以看其他的嘛
Oh
the
new
Sandra
Bullock
movie
is
playing
two
blocks
away.
桑德拉·布洛克的新片附近影院就有放映
You
know
Sandy
B.
always
brings
it.
桑德拉的片子一向有看头的
Look
a
side
door.
看 侧门
Come
on
Short
Round.
快来 肖特·朗德
I
guess
we'd
bettergo
after
him.
我看最好还是跟上他
Short
Round
肖特·朗德
Indy's
young
sidekick
from
Temple
of
Doom.
《魔域奇兵》里跟琼斯一起的小孩
(《夺宝奇兵》的第二部)
Yeah
I
know
who
itis
but
why
is
it
me
我知道那是谁 但干嘛叫我
You're
right.
It
shouldbe
a
cuddly
Asian
boy.
对 应该叫个可爱的亚裔男孩
Like
me.
比如我
"And
Absalom
has
kissed
her
nether
eye
让阿伯沙朗吻她下面那只眼
"And
Nicholas
is
branded
on
the
butt.
还让尼古拉的屁股烫了一下
This
tale
is
done
and
God
save
all
the
rout."
故事说完了 愿上帝保佑大家
What
the
hell
was
that
这什么玩意儿
Bernadette
dared
me
to
tell
a
dirty
story.
伯纳黛特让我大冒险讲个荤段子
"The
Miller's
Tale"
by
Chaucer
is
the
dirtiest
story
I
know.
乔叟的《磨坊主的故事》是我知道的最荤的
It
would
have
been
hidden
in
sock
drawers
要是14世纪的人穿袜子的话
if
people
in
the
14th
century
had
worn
socks.
就该把它塞在脏袜子抽屉里
I
thought
it
was
pretty
spicy.
我觉得这段子挺给力的
Especially
the
part
where
he
kisses
her
nether
eye.
尤其是亲吻她下面那只眼那段
You
might
not
like
it
as
much
你要是知道那指什么
if
you
knew
what
"nether
eye"
meant.
可能就不会很喜欢了
Hint
if
one
cares
about
hygiene
提示 要是很注意卫生的人
one
ought
not
be
kissing
it.
就不该去亲吻那个地方
Okay
my
turn.
好了 到我了
Penny
truth
or
dare
佩妮 真心话还是大冒险
Truth.
真心话
Why
are
you
still
hanging
out
with
Leonard
so
much
你为什么还一直跟莱纳德在一起
even
though
you
broke
up
with
him
即便你们已经分手了
Oh
that's
an
excellent
question.
真是个好问题
For
two
people
who
claim
to
be
no
longer
pair
bonded
对于已经分手不是一对的两人
you
spend
an
inordinate
amount
of
time
in
each
other's
company.
你们俩在一起的时间出乎寻常地多
Yeah.
是啊
Dare.
我选大冒险
I
don't
believe
the
rules
allow
规则肯定不会允许
for
an
ex
post
facto
option
change.
你临时更改选择的
Yeah.
是啊
Okay
look
just
because
we're
not
seeing
each
other
anymore
我们只是不再是男女朋友
doesn't
meanwe
can't
be
friends.
并不意味着不再是朋友
I
mean
Leonard's
a
great
guy.
毕竟莱纳德是个好人
Then
why
did
you
terminate
your
relationship
with
him
那你为什么要跟他分手
I
don't
know.
我不知道
He
got
really
serious
and
I
wasn't
ready
for
it.
他太认真了 而我还没准备好
Interesting.
有意思
How
will
you
react
if
in
the
future
那如果以后
you
become
ready
for
it
and
Leonard
is
unavailable
你准备好了 而莱纳德已另结新欢
because
another
woman
has
realized
that
he
is
因为另外有个女人意识到
to
use
your
words
"a
great
guy"
用你的话说"他是个好人" 那你怎么办
You
can
only
ask
one
question.
你只能问一个问题
That
one.
那问后面一个
You
know
what
I
don't
want
to
play
anymore.
我不想玩这个游戏了
Well
I'm
not
sure
how
this
is
scored
不知道这游戏怎么算得分
but
I
believe
we
may
have
won.
但相信我们俩赢了这局
Sheldon
谢尔顿
Sheldon
谢尔顿
Where
did
he
go
你去哪了
We're
looking
for
Sheldon
not
Marmaduke.
我们在找谢尔顿 不是马默杜克[大丹麦狗]
You
whistled
你刚吹口哨了?
What
is
that
这是什么
Raiders
of
the
Lost
Ark
《法柜奇兵》的胶片
with
21
additional
seconds.
带那加长的21秒的
If
I
can't
see
it
no
one
else
can
see
it.
我看不到 别人也休想看到
Sheldon
this
is
crazy.
谢尔顿 你疯了
No.
Crazy
was
leaving
the
projection
booth
unattended.
不 放映室没人看管那才叫疯了
Listen
to
me.
听我说
You
are
over
tired.
You're
not
thinking
right.
你累过头了 没法正确思考
Put
the
movie
back
before
we
get
into
trouble.
趁麻烦还没惹大 赶紧放回去
Trouble
is
my
middle
name
Leonard.
麻烦就是我的中间名 莱纳德
Actually
it's
Lee
but
I
prefer
Trouble.
其实是李 但我喜欢用"麻烦"
Oh
look
who
they
let
in.
看看他们放谁进来了
Don't
worry
Wil
Wheaton.
I
was
just
leaving.
别担心 威尔·惠顿 我正准备走
([哼着《夺宝奇兵》里的插曲退场])
Come
on
Short
Round.
跟上 肖特·郎德
Yeah.
好
Come
on
guys
Hurry
up
Hurry
up
快 加油 快点
Let's
see
you
run
with
a
bag
of
urines
trapped
to
your
leg.
你腿上绑个尿袋跑跑试试
科洛尼奥电影院是每年纪念《斑点》拍摄的地方
(模仿电影《斑点》里的场景
He's
got
the
movie
Get
him
他拿走了影片 追上他
Why
is
there
never
a
pontoon
plane
when
you
need
one
为什么需要的时候飞行艇永不出现
She's
been
in
there
a
long
time.
她进去很久了
Clearly
losing
Truth
or
Dare
upset
her.
明显 真心话大冒险玩输了她很伤心
Perhaps
we
should
try
to
take
her
mind
off
it
也许我们该转移下她的注意力
with
anothor
popular
slumber
party
activity.
找个其他流行的睡衣派对游戏玩
Ooh
like
what
Well
the
Internet
suggests
-比如呢 -网上建议
that
slumber
party
guests
often
engage
睡衣派对时 还经常可以做一些
in
harmless
experimentation
with
lesbianism.
无害的女同试验
Where
exactly
on
the
Internet
have
you
been
looking
你到底看的是什么网站
Penny
Oh
hey
Amy.
-佩妮 -艾米 什么事
Look
I'm
sorry
I
got
so
upset.
I
just...
抱歉我这么心烦意乱 我只是...
What
are
you
doing
你在干什么
Don't
worry.
I'll
avoid
the
nether
eye.
别担心 我会避开下面那只眼的
I
might
have
gone
with
eating
raw
cookie
dough.
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