生活大爆炸-S08E23_生活大爆炸

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Leonard what time does your mom's plane get in

莱纳德你妈妈的飞机什么时候到

I don't know some time tomorrow morning.

不知道明天早上的某个时候吧

Don't you want to know for sure

你不去确定下确切时间吗

No need to.

不必

As soon as she flies into California airspace

只要她的飞机一进入加州领空

I'll feel a disturbance in the Force.

我就能感觉到原力一阵扰动

It's so nice both of your moms are coming in

真好你们两个人的母亲

to see you guys get an award.

都专程飞过来看你们领奖

Well my mother's been there for every honor I've won

每次得奖我妈妈都会陪在我身边

since I beat out my twin sister

这个传统从我打败双胞胎姐姐

for the "Did it on the potty" trophy.

赢得"学会用便盆"就开始了

How does this look

这看起来怎么样

Aw it's so nice. She's gonna love it.

很好看她一定会喜欢

Sure his mom gets roses.

是啊他妈妈就能有玫瑰

When I want them

我说我想要玫瑰

they're a "bouquet of severed plant genitals."

他说玫瑰是"一束被砍下来的植物性器官"

You act like I didn't get you

你说得好像情人节

that mushroom log on Valentine's Day.

我没送过你蘑菇养殖木一样

He's right.

他说得对

Roses die but a moist rotting log will pump out mushrooms

玫瑰会枯萎但一段潮湿腐烂的木头能让

for two or three magical years.

蘑菇长个美好的两三年呢

You know your mom's never been too thrilled with our relationship.

你妈妈一直对我们的感情不太感冒

Maybe I should get her something so she warms up to me.

或许我该给她点什么让她能慢慢接受我

If you could run out and get a PhD

如果你能出去弄个博士学位

that might make her like you.

她说不定就会喜欢你啦

Really It didn't work for you.

是吗你这个博士也没赢得她的欢心啊

Do you think the moms will get along

你们觉得两位妈妈处得来吗

Uh I don't know. They're pretty different.

不知道她们两人差别挺大

Maybe they'll be best friends.

说不定能成为挚友啊

One of them is brilliant one is sweet and simple.

她们一人聪明绝顶一人善良单纯

Sound familiar

有没有种熟悉的感觉

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Shelly I'm so proud of you and Leonard for getting this award.

谢利你跟莱纳德得到这个奖让我十分骄傲

Oh thank you Mother.

谢谢你母亲

I tried to read your paper but it was very hard

我有试着读你的论文但是太深了

for me to understand.

我读不懂

Oh it's quite straightforward actually.

其实还挺好理解的啦

It describes a new model of the universe

它描述了一种新的宇宙模型

that conceptualizes it as the surface

将宇宙构想成

of an n dimensional superfluid.

n维超流体的表面

Interesting.

有意思

You can believe that

你相信这个

but God filling an ark with animals two by two is nonsense.

却不信上帝在方舟上雌雄各一地装了各种动物

What did they feed the lions Mother

母亲那他们用什么喂狮子呢

The floating bodies of drowned sinners of course.

被大洪水淹死漂来漂去的罪人尸体啊

Listen Leonard's mom is a renowned psychiatrist

听我说莱纳德的母亲是一位知名心理学家

and woman of science.

与一名女科学家

Can you please keep the Bible babble to yourself

能不能请你把你那些圣经碎话收着

while she's here

别在她面前说

Are you ashamed of me

你觉得我让你丢人了吗

Of course not. I love you.

当然不是啦我最爱你了

I'm just embarrassed by the things you believe do and say.

我只对你的信仰行为和话语感到丢人

Well I love you too.

好吧我也爱你

My little bowl of lion chow.

我那喂狮子的小宝贝

So have you and Penny set a wedding date

你跟佩妮定下婚礼的日子了吗

No we're kind of taking it slow.

没呢我们打算慢慢来

I see.

呵呵

What does that mean

你这是什么意思

You've been on and off with this woman for seven years

你跟这个女人分分合合七年了

and engaged for one year.

然后也订婚一年了

One has to wonder if there's a problem.

让人不禁疑惑

Are you having satisfactory intercourse

你们俩性生活还行吗

Yes Mother.

是的母亲

Only satisfactory. I see.

所以只是还行呵呵

I change my answer.

我换下答案

It it's amazing. It's hot.

是很棒超热辣

We can barely keep our hands off each other.

一看到对方就天雷勾动地火

Seems odd to try and impress your mother

试图靠炫耀床上功夫

with your sexual prowess.

来取悦你的母亲有些怪吧

But then you always did have that unresolved Oedipal complex.

不过你也的确一直有恋母情结

See this right here what you're doing

你看就是你现在这样

can you please not do that around Sheldon's mom

能不能求你别在谢尔顿他妈妈面前这样

Why Are you attracted to her too

为什么你也恋上她了吗

Of course not.

当然没有啦

She's she's just a very sweet and God fearing lady

她就只是个很善良很虔诚的女士

and you have to be respectful of her beliefs.

所以请你对她的信仰表达尊重

Leonard I'm an adult.

莱纳德我是个成人

I know how to conduct myself around people

我知道如何在各式各样的人面前

from different walks of life.

保持风度

Thank you.

谢谢

Where is she from again

她是哪里人来着

East Texas.

德州东部

Hey look who's here.

看看谁来啦

Oh Dr. Hofstadter it's so good to see you again.

霍夫斯塔德博士真高兴再见到你

Likewise.

我也是

I read your paper it was very impressive.

我读了你的论文非常棒

Oh thank you.

谢谢

We just spent two hours in traffic.

我们刚开了两小时的车回来

Did you think to mention to me that you liked our paper

在路上你怎么没想过要说你喜欢我们的论文呢

Of course I did but it's a mother's job

我当然想过但一位母亲的职责

to make sure her child's self esteem

就是得确保自己孩子的自尊

is not dependent on anyone's approval.

不是建立靠得到他人肯定上

That's so sweet you think I have self esteem.

真好你觉得我还有自尊心

Dr. Hofstadter I want you to meet my mother Mary.

霍夫斯塔德博士这位是我的母亲玛丽

So nice to meet you.

很高兴见到你

Nice to meet you too. How was your flight

幸会幸会飞得还顺利吗

Very pleasant. And yours

很好你的呢

Lovely. Almost as if someone

非常好仿佛某位...

not saying who was watching over the plane.

不说是谁了从飞机上方庇佑着我们

You're kidding right

你是在开玩笑的吧

Subtle Mom real subtle.

妈你真是一点都不明显啊

Stuart.

斯图尔特

Morning.

早安

We talked about this.

我们谈过这事了

I don't mind you still living here

我不介意你继续住在这里

but we got to have some rules.

但我们必须要有些规矩

And rule number one is pants.

而第一条规矩就是穿裤子

You must be very proud of your son.

你一定很引你儿子为豪吧

Oh yes.

是啊

He recently argued a case before the Supreme Court.

他最近在最高法院为一件案子辩护

He did

他去了吗

Oh you mean this son.

你是说这个儿子啊

Uh sure he's terrific.

是啦他很不错

Uh Beverly would you like to see the math I worked out

贝弗莉你想不想看下我为验证我们的假设

to support our hypothesis

所做的计算

Uh you mean my hypothesis.

你是说我的假设吗

I hypothesized it all by myself.

这全部假设都是我做出来的

Calm down dear.

冷静亲爱的

Mary I'm curious.

玛丽我很好奇

When did you first realize

你第一次发现

that your son had such a remarkable mind

你儿子有着如此非凡的脑子是什么时候呢

Ooh good question.

好问题

Everyone loves stories about Sheldon Cooper boy genius.

大家都喜欢天才小子谢尔顿·库珀的故事

Well I would have to say when he was 13

大概是他十三岁的时候吧

and tried to build a nuclear reactor in the tool shed.

他试着在工具房里造一个核反应堆

Ooh this is a good one.

这是个好故事

Now the first thing you have to know about Shelly is

首先你需要知道的是

ever since he was a little boy

谢利从小开始

he was always concerned with the well being of others.

就打从心底为别人着想

And he didn't think that it was fair

而他觉得要人们付电费

for people to pay for electricity

这事情太不公平了

so he was gonna power the entire town for free.

所以他想要为全镇提供免费电力

Tell her about the uranium

告诉她铀的事

Tell her about the uranium.

快告诉她铀的事

Oh well

好

Oh this is adorable.

这事还挺好玩的

When he arranged to get some yellowcake from Chad

当他说要从乍得那里弄来黄饼[核反应燃料]时

I thought he was talking about Twinkies

我还以为他是要从朋友那里

from one of his friends.

弄个夹馅面包之类的

But I wasn't.

但其实不是

'Cause I didn't have any friends.

因为那时我没有任何朋友

No.

没有

It turns out that this little scallywag was trying

后来才发现这个小混蛋

to use my Visa card to buy uranium

是要用我的信用卡

from an African warlord in the country of Chad

去跟非洲国家"乍得"的军阀买铀

Sounds like Sheldon was a handful.

听起来谢尔顿小时候是麻烦精啊

Oh he was a handful.

是啊他小时候可麻烦了

I was a handful.

我小时候是麻烦精

You still are.

现在还是

Uh Mom hey tell Mary the story

妈告诉玛丽那个

about how I made a Van de Graaff generator

我用家里的吸尘器来做出

out of our vacuum cleaner.

范德格拉夫起电机的事

All right.

好啊

He broke the vacuum cleaner.

他把吸尘器弄坏了

I mean for a while everything was vampires.

曾有一阵子全都是吸血鬼

Now it's all zombies.

现在全换成了僵尸了

I wonder what the next monster fad will be.

真不知道下一个潮流怪物会是什么

We haven't had a good invisible man in a while.

貌似有段时间没看过隐形人了

Clearly you've never seen me try to talk to a woman.

显然你是从未看过我跟女人说话

Guys.

先生们

In the time you've been sitting here playing video games

在你们坐在这里打电动的时间里

I got the car washed picked up cleaning supplies

我把车开去洗了买了清洁用品

and went to the bank.

还去了趟银行

I put on pants.

我把裤子穿上啦

Kiss ass.

马屁精

Okay I don't know when I became

我不知道我从什么时候开始

the mother to three lazy teenagers

变成了三个懒鬼少年的妈妈

but it stops today.

但一切到此为止

You guys are cleaning the kitchen top to bottom.

你们去把厨房打扫了从上到下里里外外

Hey I don't even live here.

人家根本不住这里啊

Yes or no do you have clothes in my laundry right now

那你回答我我家洗衣房里有没有你的衣服

I do.

有

And some of it's wool

其中有些是羊毛的

so dry flat if possible.

尽量平摊晾干

Oh and here's a picture of me receiving my bachelor of science degree.

这张是我拿到学士学位时拍的照片

You don't look very happy.

你看起来不是很开心啊

Well I had just begun puberty.

当时才刚开始进入青春期

It was figuratively and literally

所以无论从实际或比喻上来说

one of the hairiest moments of my life.

那都是我最"毛"孩子的一段日子

Shelly does not like change.

谢利不喜欢改变

Oh true.

是的

But all the clenching in the world will not keep

无论你再怎么缩腹

testicles in your abdomen.

蛋蛋还是会垂下去[长大]

Hey sorry got caught up at work.

抱歉工作有点耽搁了

Hi Beverly Hello.

-贝弗利你来啦 -你好啊

Oh okay.

好吧

Sorry I forgot.

抱歉我忘了

You remember my mother.

还记得我母亲吗

Oh yes. Hi Mary

记得你好吗玛丽

Good to see you again dear.

亲爱的很高兴又见到你

Ah yeah now that's what I'm talking about.

这才是我想要的

So Mom you haven't seen Penny since we got engaged.

妈我跟佩妮订婚后你还没见过她呢

Oh yeah let me show you the ring.

对了给你看看我的戒指

Oh lovely.

很漂亮

Must have been very expensive.

肯定很贵吧

Oh no not at all.

不一点都不贵

No we uh found a place online

我们在网上找到一家店

that uh repurposes diamond drill bits.

能将金刚石钻头改成钻石

We did not. That's not true.

才不是呢他乱说

Can I speak to you alone for a second

我能跟你单独谈一下吗

Oh sure.

当然

It came from Tiffany's.

这是从蒂芬妮买的

You mean the box right

你说的是盒子对吧

Keep walking

继续走你的

Really doesn't matter to me how much he spent on the ring.

我一点都不在乎他在戒指上花了多少钱

I think.

大概吧

Did I misspeak about the ring

关于戒指的事我说错话了吗

Yes and we'll get back to that.

是的那个我们等会再说

But uh even with your mother here

你自己的妈妈就在这儿

you are deliberately hogging all the attention from my mom.

你却在故意霸占我妈全部的注意力

You're like one of those elephant seal pups

你就像象海豹的幼崽

that steals the milk from two mothers

从两个妈妈那里抢奶喝

Do you mean what marine biologists

你指的是海洋生物学家

refer to as "super weaning"

所说的"超断人奶机"吧

Yes you are a super weaner

对你就是超"机吧"

Well now I have to correct you.

这我就要纠正你了

A As a bit of an elephant seal buff

作为象海豹的小小爱好者

the more accurate comparison

更准确的比喻

would be when two mother seals

应该是当两只海豹妈妈

actively seek to nourish the same pup.

都抢着给一只海豹幼崽喂奶

So I believe the term you're looking for

所以我觉得你想说的是

is a double mother suckler.

双吸母奶婴

Yeah you're right.

你说得没错

That is the term I'm looking for.

我想说的就是这个词

You are a dirty double mother suckler

你这个肮脏的双吸母奶婴

Okay well now that we have the terminology straightened out.

好吧现在我们找到正确的名词了

How dare you

你好大的胆子

We're not in a rush.

我们不着急

We'll set a date when the time is right.

等时机到了再定日子吧

It doesn't matter sweetie.

没关系亲爱的

The moment a man lays with a woman

只要一个男人跟女人上床

they are married in the eyes of the Lord.

在上帝眼里他们就已经结婚了

The bible is "uch" to you

你对圣经就是这个态度吗

No I'm sorry. That was inappropriate.

不抱歉我态度不对

As a psychiatrist

作为一名精神病学家

I know how important people's superstitions can be to them.

我明白迷信对人们的重要性

You want to talk about superstitions

你想聊迷信吗

Sheldon sent me the books you wrote

谢尔顿给我看了你写的书

all that nonsense about superegos and ids.

全都是关于超我和本我的鬼话

What bull dropped that on the barn floor

这都是谁提出的歪理邪说

His name is Sigmund Freud.

他叫西格蒙德·弗洛伊德

Hey look at that

你们看

You both believe in Jewish bearded guys.

你们都相信有胡子的犹太人

Stay out of this.

别瞎掺和

At least the bearded man that I believe in

至少我相信的胡子男

preaches love and compassion.

传播爱与怜悯

All yours talks about is

而你相信的那个说的都是

why you hold in your poop

为何人们憋着心里的便便

and want to crawl back inside your mama.

以及想爬回自己妈妈的肚子里

It's fascinating.

真是太精彩了

How can someone as enlightened as Sheldon

像谢尔顿这么开明的孩子

come from someone like you

怎么会有你这样的母亲

I know the answer.

我知道答案

You're not gonna like it.

你不会喜欢的

Try me.

你说啊

When I was pregnant with Shelly I was driving to church

我怀着谢利的时候开车去教堂

and I was praying to the Lord

向上帝祈祷

to give me a son smarter than his dumb ass daddy.

给我一个比他那个傻逼老爸聪明的儿子

And I looked over and I saw a Jesus bobblehead

然后我看到旁边那辆斯巴鲁里的耶稣娃娃

in the Subaru next to me nodding yes.

冲我点头说好

What is that supposed to mean

那是什么意思

It means...

意思是

I can't believe we're having this conversation.

不敢相信我们居然在聊这个

Well do it some more.

多拍几遍吧

Maybe you can knock some sense into yourself.

说不定能把你自己拍灵光点

I hope we all stops hitting ourselves

我们还是不要伤害自己了

and talk about something safe you know

聊点安全的话题吧

like shoes or how cute little Chinese babies are.

比如鞋子啊中国婴儿有多萌之类的

Maybe it is not my fault that your mother likes me

或许你妈妈喜欢我比喜欢你多

better than she likes you

不是我的错

Oh don't flatter yourself

少往自己脸上贴金了

She likes everybody better than she likes me

她喜欢任何人都比喜欢我多

How old is this Jell O

这团果冻放了多久了

Well it's carrots so gonna say very.

那是胡萝卜所以应该很久了

Sorry we have to do this.

抱歉我们得清理厨房

Bernadette's not wrong.

伯纳黛特没有错

She does work hard around here.

她一直都很辛苦

Yeah maybe it's a good thing

她不再把你当娃娃一样照顾

if she stops babying you so much.

也许是一件好事

She doesn't baby me.

她没有把我当娃娃

I saw her pull you home in a wagon.

我看见她用小推车拉你回家

For your information

解释一下

I twisted my ankle chasing the ice cream truck.

我去追冰淇淋车的时候把脚扭了

Face it dude

面对现实吧

Bernadette treats you the same way your mother used to

伯纳黛特对你就跟你妈对你一样

and that was not a healthy relationship.

这种关系很不健康

You're right.

你说得对

It's time for me

我是时候

to act like an adult in this marriage.

在婚姻里表现得成熟点了

Starting with my husbandly duty of taking out the trash.

履行我做丈夫的职责从倒垃圾开始

Bernie I made a mess

妮妮我闯祸了

I'm terribly sorry that I upset your mother.

非常抱歉惹你母亲不高兴了

Oh it's all right. She'll forgive you.

没事她会原谅你的

She has to or she goes to hell.

她必须原谅否则就得下地狱了

I can't help but notice

我注意到

how her unconditional love for you

她对你无条件的爱

is diametrically opposed to my own parenting strategies.

与我为人母的教子之方恰恰相反

Well you doled out affection

你将少量关爱

as a reward for achievement

作为奖励发放在他们取得成就时

a proven way to raise a child.

这种教子之方已被证实有效

Or train a rat.

训练老鼠也有效

But look how well you turned out.

看你出落得多么优秀

I'd feign modesty at this point but who would believe me

此刻我本应表现出谦逊可谁信啊

Still you need to consider

可你也要考虑到

how successful Leonard's brother and sister are.

莱纳德的兄弟姐妹多成功啊

I suppose.

也是

While my brother and sister are mouth breathing idiots.

而我的兄弟姐妹都是只会用嘴呼吸的笨蛋

Do you suppose you would've flourished more

你认为如果你成长在一个

in a reward based environment

奖励机制的环境下会更成功吗

Perhaps.

大概吧

But my mom made me spaghetti

可只要我想吃

with chopped up hot dogs whenever I wanted

我妈随时都会给我做热狗肠碎意面

so who cares

所以随便啦

Not once did my mother ever give me any love

我妈从来没有在我做自己的情况下

or affection for just being myself

给我爱或者关怀

I always had to earn it.

我总是得赢得她的爱

Oh Leonard I'm sure she loves you very much.

莱纳德我肯定她非常爱你

In her own cold godless way.

用她冷酷又无神论的方式

Yeah and you certainly don't have to earn my love.

我对你的爱你是不用赢得的[挣得]

Thank you.

谢谢

Of course you already knew that

当然了这点早在你给我买

when you bought me this princess cut drill bit.

这枚公主型钻头戒时就悟透了

That's not what it is.

不是那样的

I know I know.

我懂我懂

When your mom gets back I'm gonna need

等你母亲回来

to apologize for the way I spoke to her.

我得为我说话的方式跟她道歉

Well come on now she did kind of start it.

不用啊反正也是她先挑的事

Doesn't matter a good Christian would've turned the other cheek.

不重要好信徒被打脸会把另一边脸送上

On the other hand

另一方面

a good Texan would've shot her so...

好德州人会开枪打死她

I just kind of split the difference.

我选了个折衷的方式

Hey who's in the mood for spaghetti and hot dogs

有人想吃热狗肠碎意面吗

Oh me

我想

Yeah me too

我也想吃

Coming up.

马上开饭

I don't really feel I deserve it.

我感觉自己不配吃

That was a big sticky mess

看来这坨黏糊糊的垃圾

but... I think I got it.

已经被我搞定了

Looks good.

看着挺干净

Look at that.

瞧瞧

You cleaned it up all by yourself.

你自己把垃圾打扫干净了

Yes I cleaned it up all by myself.

是的你自己把垃圾打扫干净了

Honestly I don't know why you complain so...

真是不懂你没事抱怨个什么...

Okay maybe I missed one spot.

可能就那地方没擦干净

Just leave.

退下吧

I'm so glad that you and I were able to bury the hatchet.

很高兴我俩能冰释前嫌

Me too.

我也是

And I respect your right to your beliefs.

我也尊重你信仰的权利

And I will pray for you.

我会为你祈祷的

Okay Mom let's get you back to your hotel

妈趁着大家都还没再说错话时

before anyone says anything else.

我赶紧送你回酒店吧

One moment.

等一下

There's something I need to say to you.

有些话我得跟你说

Oh really That's too bad.

真的吗这样不好吧

Leonard I always made you earn my affection

莱纳德我总是逼你去争取我的关爱

but today I realize that

但今天我意识到

there's more than one way to raise a child.

教育孩子不只有一种方法

I taught her that

这可是我教她的呢

Therefore I would like

于是我

to initiate a new protocol wherein I...

要实施新方案就是...

shower you with unconditional love.

要让你沐浴在我无条件的爱中

When does that start

什么时候开始啊

So needy.

真缺爱

Come to Mommy.

妈咪抱抱

It's okay go ahead.

没事去吧

Oh my son.

我的儿啊

Oh my mother.

我的娘啊

Oh my God.

我的天啊

It's a hard knock life

这艰难的生活

讲述一名孤儿故事的音乐剧《安妮》中的歌曲

It's the hard knock life for us

这是我们艰难的生活

It's the hard knock life for us

这是我们艰难的生活

'Stead of treated we get tricked

善待不见只剩哄骗

'Stead of kisses we get kicked

亲吻不得屁股挨踹

It's the hard knock life

这艰难的生活

Got no folks to speak of so

无人可诉

It's the hard knock row we hoe

我们在这艰难的生活中煎熬

Cotton blankets... 'stead of wool

毛毯没有棉毯凑

Empty bellies... 'stead of full

没饭可吃肚子空

It's a hard knock life.

这艰难的生活

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