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Hey
uh
who's
free
tonight
今晚谁有空
Oh
I
think
I'm...
Hang
on.
-我应该有... -别急
We've
made
this
mistake
before.
我们犯过这个错误
It's
how
we
wound
up
at
his
cousin
Deepak's
Tupperware
party.
害自己身陷他亲戚迪帕克的特百惠直销派对
Hey
you
use
that
collapsible
bowl
all
the
time
当时会上买的折叠碗你少用了吗
and
you
know
it.
你自己心里清楚
And
it's
not
like
that.
而且这次不是那样
I
just
thought
we
could
you
know
hang
out
and
go
to
a
bar.
我只是想我们可以聚一起 去酒吧什么的
Sure.
Sounds
fun.
-行吧 -感觉可以
And
watch
cricket.
然后看板球比赛
板球是印度最流行的运动之一
That
sound
you
hear
ironically
crickets.
现在听到的声音 很讽刺的也是蟋蟀[板球]
Hey
guys.
大伙们
Hey
Bert
how
you
doing
伯特 你好吗
Well
you
know
你懂的
we
geologists
always
get
a
little
sad
when
Rocktober's
over.
每当"石"月过了 我们地质学家都会有点伤心
Wordplay
Yes.
-文字哏吗 -对
Funny
wordplay
好笑的文字哏吗
What
do
you
think
你觉得呢
Trust
your
gut.
相信你的直觉
Sheldon
I've
got
these
four
billion
year
old
meteorites.
谢尔顿 我有一些40亿年前的陨石
I
thought
maybe
they'd
show
signs
of
neutrino
interactions.
我觉得或许能找到中微子交互作用的痕迹
I
could
really
use
someone
like
you
我真的很需要你这样的人才
to
help
me
with
the
math.
来帮忙计算部分
Oh
so
they
would
act
as
natural
dark
matter
detectors.
所以它们能当做是天然的暗物质探测器
That
sounds
interesting.
感觉很有意思
It
does
but
it's
still
geology.
是啊 但始终还是地质学
Sorry
Bert
I
don't
have
time
to
play
rocks
with
you.
抱歉了 伯特 我没空跟你玩石头
I'm
not
asking
you
to
play
rocks.
我不是找你来玩石头
I'm
asking
you
to
collaborate
on
a
research
project.
是来找你合作研究项目
Although
if
there's
time
不过如果有时间
I
guess
we
could
play
a
round
of
zinc
zinc
piece
of
quartz.
我们可以玩挖矿桌游"矿藏"
Does
sound
better
than
cricket.
感觉比看板球有意思多了
Thank
you
for
asking.
谢谢你的邀请
Unfortunately
I
have
real
science
to
do.
但很抱歉 我有真正的科学工作要做
But
you
feel
free
to
rock
on.
祝你石石快乐 石来运转
That's
how
you
do
it.
这才叫玩转文字哏
All
right.
好吧
Sheldon
what
are
you
doing
谢尔顿 你这是干嘛呢
Bert's
one
of
the
top
guys
in
his
field.
伯特好歹也是他领域的顶尖人物
And
somewhere
there's
a
mime
who's
top
in
his
field
世上某处也有个哑剧界一霸呢
but
you
don't
see
me
rushing
to
collaborate
with
him
你有看到我冲过去跟他合作演出
on
new
ways
to
be
stuck
in
a
box.
新版的被困在空气盒子里表演吗
Also
something
I
would
watch
instead
of
cricket.
又一个比板球更吸引我的东西
Hello.
你好啊
Hey
Sheldon.
谢尔顿
I've
been
thinking
about
it
我心里琢磨了一阵子
and
I
suppose
I
I
could
help
you
with
your
research.
我想我可以来帮忙你的研究
What
changed
your
mind
是什么让你改变了心意
Bert
I'm
a
gift
horse.
伯特 当人家送你马
Don't
look
me
in
the
mouth.
检查马牙口是很不礼貌的
Sorry.
I'm
happy
you
want
to
help
out.
是我不好 我很高兴你愿意帮忙
If
it's
easier
for
you
we
could
just
work
at
your
office.
如果这里不方便 我们可以去你办公室
No
no
no
not
my
office
no.
不不不 不去我办公室
Uh
let's
let's
do
it
here
就在这里吧
in
in
the
evenings
after
everyone's
gone
home.
晚上再开工 等大家都回家后
I
just
have
to
see
if
my
evenings
are
free.
那我得看看我晚上有没有空
That's
a
joke.
They
are.
那是玩笑话 我有空
Okay.
Well
then
I
will
see
you
tonight.
好的 那我们今晚见
Well
you
know
what
其实呢
Close
the
blinds.
We
can
start
right
now.
关上百叶窗 我们现在就能开工
Our
whole
universe
was
in
a
hot
dense
state
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then
nearly
14
billion
years
ago
expansion
started...
Wait
140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!
The
Earth
began
to
cool
地球开始降温
The
autotrophs
began
to
drool
Neanderthals
developed
tools
自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具
We
built
the
Wall
We
built
the
pyramids
我们建长城 我们建金字塔
Math
Science
History
unraveling
the
mystery
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That
all
started
with
a
big
bang
一切由大爆炸开始
Bang
By aBu 20171111
大
爆
炸
第十一季 第七集
生
活
I
don't
get
how
you
can
enjoy
cricket.
我真不懂板球哪里有趣了
It
makes
no
sense.
毫无逻辑可言
Did
you
just
come
here
to
complain
你来就是为了唧唧歪歪吗
Yeah.
That's
the
sport
of
my
people.
对啊 那是我们犹太人热衷的运动
Ooh
that's
Ravichandran
Ashwin.
He's
amazing.
那个人是罗微查得兰·阿湿文 他超厉害
He
makes
Hardik
Pandya
look
like
Bhuvneshwar
Kumar.
能把哈迪克·庞德亚变得跟波文尼什瓦·库玛一样
Oh
whoa
whoa
whoa
save
some
syllables
for
the
rest
of
us.
喂喂喂 给我们其他人取名时留点字用吧
Hey
I
think
that's
Bernadette's
friend
over
there.
那边那个好像是伯纳黛特的朋友
Oh
yeah.
是啊
Hey
Ruchi
如琪
I
I
hope
this
isn't
awkward.
希望不会太尴尬
The
last
time
we
met
I
kind
of
embarrassed
myself.
上次我跟她见面 我有点丢人
Let's
see
if
you
can
go
two
for
two.
看看你这次会不会也丢人
Hey
guys.
Hey.
-你们好啊 -你来啦
Hi.
Are
you
here
by
yourself
你自己一个人来吗
Yeah
I
couldn't
convince
anyone
to
come
watch
cricket
with
me.
对啊 我说服不了任何人来陪我看
Tell
me
about
it.
I
had
to
drag
this
guy.
可不是嘛 我也是硬拉他来的
You're
more
than
welcome
to
join
us
if
you'd
like.
欢迎你加入我们一起看啊
Thanks.
谢谢啊
Arre
uske
taang
pay
ball
kar
阿力乌丝科当配波卡
What'd
she
say
她说什么
Uske
taang
pay
ball
kar.
乌丝科当配波卡
Oh
that
clears
that
up.
你一说我就"懂"了
Well
no
she's
telling
the
bowler
to
bowl
a
yorker.
不是啦 她是在叫投球手投脚前球
It's
the
most
brutal
ball
in
cricket.
是板球里最凶的一种球
I
was
at
the
match
when
Shoaib
bowled
back
to
back
yorkers.
我去了巴基斯坦球星肖波连投俩脚前球的比赛
Well
I
was
there
too
What
a
coincidence
我也去了呢 真是缘分啊
Well
there
were
120
000
people
at
that
match
so...
当时有12万人去看了比赛 所以...
Yeah
India
right
Everywhere
you
go
印度嘛 对吧 无论去哪里
there's
like
120
000
people.
都有大概12万人左右
So
what
do
you
think
of
our
chances
at
the
World
Cup
你觉得我们板球世界杯赢的几率如何
Ah
World
Cup.
世界杯吗
You
know
it'll
all
depend
if
Kohli's
batting
in
form.
全看科利的打击手感好不好了
I
know.
It
doesn't
even
matter
how
many
all
rounders
you
have.
对啊 无论你队伍里多少全能手都没用
Isn't
that
the
truth
可不是嘛
You
know
I
was
the
best
leg
spinner
in
my
high
school
你知道我是我高中最厉害的旋球投手吗
Yeah
like
I
bowled
the
meanest
googly.
我投的曲线球最刁钻了
Speaking
of
googlies
I'm
gonna
go.
说到曲线球... 我要曲线走人了
I've
been
modeling
different
types
of
dark
matter
我给不同种的暗物质
and
the
traces
they
would
leave
以及它们会在你的陨石里的
on
the
zircon
inside
your
meteorite.
锆石留下的痕迹都建了模
What's
this
one
here
这个是什么
That's
actually
a
dark
matter
model
of
my
own
creation.
是我个人独创的暗物质模型
I
call
it
the
Cooper
boson.
我取名为库珀玻色子
Cool.
I
got
to
name
a
rock
once.
厉害 我也曾有机会给石头命名
I
named
it
Moderately
Sedimented
Shale.
我取名为中等沉积页岩
Guess
I
kind
of
pooped
the
bed
on
that
one.
那个名字我可能取得挺屎
You
know
Bert
I've
got
to
say
伯特 我不得不说
this
work
has
been
surprisingly
engaging.
这研究出乎意料地让我乐在其中
Yeah
it's
pretty
cool.
对啊 挺酷的
Hello
Amy.
艾米
What
do
you
mean
where
am
I
什么叫我在哪里
I'm
in
my
office.
我在我办公室啊
No
I'm
at
your
office
and
you're
not
here.
才没有 我在你办公室外 你不在
I
thought
I'd
surprise
you
with
dinner.
我本来想给你惊喜 带了晚饭来
For
future
reference
the
best
surprises
以后请记得 最好的惊喜
are
the
ones
I
know
about
three
days
in
advance.
是我提前三天就先知情的那种
Where
are
you
你到底在哪
It's
a
surprise.
Doesn't
feel
so
good
does
it
也是个惊喜 感觉不好受 是吧
Well
I
have
food.
我有吃的
I
thought
we
could
eat
together
我本来是想找你一起吃
but
I
guess
if
you
have
other
plans...
但如果你有其他的安排...
What
I'm
here
什么 我在这里啊
Exactly
where
I
said
I
was.
就在我跟你说的地点
Let's
eat.
开吃吧
Hello.
你们好啊
Hey
buddy
what's
up
你来啦 怎么了
Um
I
need
to
talk
to
Penny
alone.
我需要跟佩妮单独聊聊
What
can
I
do
for
you
有何能为您效劳
Just
a
minute
I
want
to
make
sure
Leonard
can't
hear
us.
稍等一下 我得确定莱纳德听不到
I've
got
a
box
of
cupcakes.
我带了一盒小蛋糕
Okay
we're
good.
没问题了
I'm
working
with
Bert
but
I
don't
want
anyone
to
find
out.
我跟伯特合作了 但我不想别人知道
Well
you
just
told
me
so
strong
start.
你已经泄露给我了 好的开始啊
Penny
this
is
serious.
佩妮 事关重大
My
reputation
is
on
the
line.
我的名誉悬于一线
What
are
people
gonna
think
when
they
see
us
collaborating
其他人看到我们合作会怎么想啊
I
don't
know.
Poor
Bert
不知道呢 觉得伯特很可怜吧
I
am
a
respected
theoretical
physicist.
我是一名德高望重的理论物理学家
I
aspire
to
win
a
Nobel
Prize
someday.
我立志有一天得到诺贝尔奖
But
nobody's
gonna
take
me
seriously
但要是其他人发现我涉足地质学
if
they
find
out
I've
been
dabbling
in
geology.
就不会把我当回事了
Well
why
not
They're
both
sciences.
为什么 这两种都是科学啊
And
I
know
because
they're
classes
而我会知道是因为
my
high
school
counselor
said
"weren't
for
me."
我高中的辅导员说这两门课"不适合我"
They're
very
different.
这两者差别极大
Physics
answers
the
question
物理学解答了
what
is
the
nature
of
the
universe
宇宙的本质是什么
Geology
answers
the
question
what'd
I
just
trip
over
地质学解答了 我刚才是被什么绊倒了
All
right
well
then
don't
work
with
Bert.
好吧 那就别跟伯特合作呗
Oh
but
I
like
the
work.
Then
work
with
him.
-但我喜欢那研究 -那就跟他合作
Yeah
but
I'm
ashamed
of
the
field.
可我觉得那个领域很丢人
Then
don't
work
with
him.
Yeah
but
we
could
prove
dark
matter.
-那别合作了 -但我们也许能证明暗物质
Then
work
with
him.
But
I
just
think
that
people...
-那就合作吧 -但我觉得其他人...
How
many
times
are
you
gonna
do
this
你还要这样纠结多少遍
My
record
is
14.
我的记录是14遍
Okay
this
is
about
science.
这是跟科学有关的事
Why'd
you
come
to
me
你为什么来问我
Well
because
it's
also
about
my
reputation.
因为这也跟我的名誉有关
And
somehow
you
manage
to
hold
your
head
high
而你虽然有着错综复杂的过去
despite
your
checkered
past.
但现在仍保有谜之自信
Checkered
past
错综复杂的过去
It's
a
figure
of
speech
这是个比喻
referring
to
how
sexually
promiscuous
you
were.
形容你以前作风不检点
Really
真的吗
Well
I've
got
a
figure
of
speech
about
我也有句话比喻
how
sexually
promiscuous
you
can
go
be
with
yourself.
你可以"去你的"房间跟自己不检点
And
what
is
it
什么话
Look
while
Bernadette's
on
bed
rest
在伯纳黛特卧床休息期间
we're
gonna
have
to
divide
and
conquer.
我们必须分而治之
I've
got
one
monitor
for
her
one
for
the
baby.
这两个监视器一个监视她 一个监视宝宝
Which
do
you
want
你想要哪个
I'll
take
the
baby.
She's
less
emasculating.
我选宝宝的吧 她没那么欺负人
Good
morning
早上好
Scones
Ah
thanks.
-吃司康饼吗 -好啊 谢谢
They're
all
for
you
I
already
had
breakfast
at
Ruchi's.
这是买给你们的 我已经在如琪家吃过早餐了
You're
kidding.
You
slept
with
her
不会吧 你跟她睡了吗
Well
there
wasn't
a
lot
of
sleeping
involved.
倒是没有多少时间在睡觉啦
I
mean
she
slept
I
stayed
awake.
我意思是她睡了 我醒着
I
was
afraid
of
snoring
'cause
I
didn't
have
my
special
pillow.
我怕打呼 因为我没带我的特殊防打鼾枕
Howard
霍华德
Can
you
help
me
to
the
bathroom
过来扶我去洗手间
Well
at
least
the
romance
is
still
alive.
至少我们之间浪漫还没死绝
So
you
and
Ruchi
你和如琪啊
Yeah
I'm
sorry.
I
know
you
liked
her
too
对 抱歉 我知道你也喜欢她
but
we
just
bumped
into
each
other
last
night
and
hit
it
off.
但我们昨晚碰到了 聊得擦出火花
No
that's
fine.
不 没关系
You're
my
friend
and
I'm
happy
for
you.
你是我的朋友 我为你高兴
Oh
thank
you
Stuart.
谢谢你 斯图尔特
Plus
I
don't
know
how
you're
gonna
screw
it
up
再说了 虽然我不知道你会怎么搞砸
but
I
know
you
will.
但我知道你终究会搞砸
What's
there
to
screw
up
有什么好搞砸的
She
just
wants
to
keep
things
casual.
她只是想随意一点
Oh
great
that's
how
you're
gonna
screw
it
up.
太好了 这就是你会搞砸的原因
Hey
I
can
be
casual.
我也可以很随意啊
I
should
get
a
haircut
this
thing's
going
south
fast.
我得赶紧去理个发 这段关系很快就会玩完
So
Ruchi
and
I
decided
to
keep
things
casual.
我和如琪决定让感情随意发展
What
What
怎么了
I
can
handle
casual.
我也可以只动鸡不动心
Why
do
you
keep
doing
that
with
your
face
你为什么一直做出那个嘴
Because
you
keep
saying
stupid
things
with
yours.
因为你嘴里一直吐出蠢话
Okay
fine.
好吧
I'm
not
great
at
casual
relationships
我的确不擅长随意的恋爱关系
and
I
don't
want
to
scare
her
off.
但我不想把她吓跑
All
right
just
give
her
some
space
all
right
给她一点空间就行了
Don't
call
don't
text
don't
e
mail.
别打电话 别发短信 别发邮件
That's
crazy.
那怎么行
What
if
I
see
a
sunset
that
reminds
me
of
her
要是我看到夕阳想起她时怎么办
All
right
when
do
you
see
her
next
你们下一次见面是什么时候
Uh
we're
having
dinner
tonight.
我们今晚一起吃晚餐
Okay
put
a
rubber
band
around
your
wrist
好 在手腕上绑一根皮筋
and
any
time
you
start
planning
your
wedding
每次你开始策划你们的婚礼
or
naming
your
children
或是给你们的孩子取名时
I
want
you
to
stab
yourself
in
the
hand
with
a
fork.
你就用叉子扎自己的手
What's
the
rubber
band
for
那皮筋是用来干嘛的
To
slow
the
bleeding.
用来减缓失血
Hey
how's
Bernadette
handling
bed
rest
伯纳黛特卧床休息得怎么样了
She
lies
around
all
day
她整天都躺在床上
eating
Mallomars
and
hollering
at
me
吃吃巧克力 对我大声嚷嚷
so
her
transformation
from
my
wife
to
my
mother
is
complete.
她从我老婆转变为我妈的过程已经完成了
Congratulations.
I
know
that's
what
you
were
hoping
for.
恭喜 我知道你就盼着这一天
Sheldon
you
left
your
jacket
in
my
office
last
night.
谢尔顿 你昨晚把外套落在我办公室了
Uh
oh.
No
no
I
didn't.
我没有 我才没有
That's
that's
not
my
jacket.
那外套都不是我的
Then
why
does
it
say
那上面怎么写着
"Property
of
S.
Cooper.
Stop
touching
it"
"谢·库珀所有物 别碰"
It
sounds
like
someone
named
Scooper
听起来某个叫谢库珀的人
doesn't
want
you
touching
his
jacket.
不希望你碰他的外套
Are
you
guys
working
together
on
that
meteorite
project
你们是在合作研究那个陨石项目吗
Yes
fine
you
found
me
out.
是的 好吧 被你们发现了
I'm
doing
geology.
我现在玩地质学了
Just
please
don't
tell
anyone.
拜托千万别说出去
Are
you
embarrassed
of
me
你觉得我很丢人吗
Oh
no
no
no
not
you.
不不不 不是你
No
just
the
work
that
you've
devoted
your
entire
life
to.
只是你毕生所投身于的研究事业
If
you're
ashamed
to
be
working
with
me
如果你觉得和我合作很丢人
then
I
don't
want
to
work
with
you.
那我也不想和你合作
Sheldon
that
was
pretty
rude.
谢尔顿 刚才真的很过分
Well
what
do
you
expect
He's
a
geologist.
他过分不很正常吗 毕竟是个地质学家
This
place
seems
nice.
这地方挺高级的
Uh
but
not
too
nice.
也不算很高级
Yelp
called
it
"Good
for
groups."
点评网说这儿"适合聚会"
Would
you
care
to
buy
the
lady
a...
你想为这位女士买...
No
Get
out
of
here
不要 走开
Sorry
about
that.
抱歉
I
just
I
hate
when
someone
assumes
two
people
are
dating
我很讨厌有人擅自认为别人在交往
just
because
they
look
like
就因为他们看起来
they
would
make
beautiful
babies
together.
能制造出可爱美丽的宝宝
Are
you
sure
you're
okay
with
this
你确定你能接受这样的关系吗
Honestly
Ruchi
I
don't
have
a
lot
of
experience
老实说 如琪 我在随意的男女关系这方面
with
casual
relationships.
经验不多
I
have
some
experience
with
serious
relationships
我在认真的男女关系方面略有经验
and
a
ton
of
experience
with
no
relationships.
在没有男女关系方面经验超多
You're
funny.
你真幽默
Glad
it
came
off
that
way.
你这么认为我就放心了
Uh
so
tell
me
about
your
day.
说说你今天过得怎么样
How's
work
going
工作进行得如何
Well
I
spent
the
morning
reviewing
side
effects
for
our
fungal
cream
我一早上都在研究那款真菌乳膏的副作用
so
it
was
a
lot
of
ooze
and
pus.
看了很多流脓和分泌物
Almost
paradise
宛如天堂
Almost
paradise
Mike
Reno/Ann
Wilson
We
are
knocking
on
heaven's
door
天堂之门我们触手可及
Almost
paradise
宛如天堂
And
then
I
had
to
catalog
it
然后我得把它们归类
by
color
viscosity
按照颜色 黏度
and
percentage
of
blood.
以及血液百分比
Sounds
wonderful.
听起来很美妙
What
you
got
there
那是什么
A
rock.
一块石头
Did
some
mean
boys
throw
it
at
you
是某个恶毒的小男孩砸你的吗
It
turns
out
I'm
the
mean
boy.
事实证明我就是那个恶毒的小男孩
Although
I
did
drop
it
on
my
own
foot
so
kind
of.
不过我的确有砸到自己的脚 所以你没说错
What's
going
on
出什么事了
What
if
there
was
something
I
wanted
to
do
如果我想做一件事
but
I
was
worried
other
people
would
think
less
of
me
但又怕别人会看不起我 怎么办
Is
that
other
person
me
and
does
it
happen
in
the
bedroom
如果别人是指我 而你想做的是卧室中的事
in
which
case
I
think
I'm
cool
with
it
那我觉得放马过来
No.
不是
It's
about
working
with
Bert
on...
我是指和伯特一起...
You
know
what
I'm
not
even
gonna
say
it.
算了 我都说不出口
I
am
just
gonna
say
the
letter
it
starts
with
我就小小地透露一下这个词的第一个字
and
"Ology."
和最后一个字"学"
"G"
Oh
no
that's
not
gonna
work.
"地" 哎呀 我都剧透完了
Geology
地质学吗
Yes.
But
we
parted
ways
没错 但我们散伙了
because
I
was
worried
about
my
reputation.
因为我担心自己的名誉受损
Sheldon
you've
never
cared
what
people
thought
谢尔顿 你从来都没在意过别人的看法
even
when
you
really
really
should.
即使在你真的应该在意的时候
That
dinner
with
my
parents
comes
to
mind.
比如上次和我父母吃饭的时候
If
I'm
not
gonna
use
"Your
momma"
jokes
如果和你妈见面时
when
I
meet
your
mother
why'd
I
bother
to
learn
them
不能开"你老母"的玩笑 那我去学了干嘛
I'm
just
saying
if
you
think
the
work
is
interesting
我只是想说 如果你觉得项目有趣
nothing
else
should
matter.
那就不需要考虑其他的事情
You're
right
Amy.
你说得对 艾米
That
is
sage
advice.
这真是金玉良言
Which
is
surprising
considering
your
momma
is
so
dumb
she...
真是神奇 毕竟你老母那么笨...
Nope.
滚
She
studied
for
a
urine
test.
笨到尿液"检验"都得读书
I
was
supposed
to
go
back
to
India
and
get
married
我本来应该回印度结婚的
but
I
realized
it
wasn't
what
I
wanted.
但我意识到这不是我想要的
So
I
called
off
the
engagement
and
moved
out
here.
所以我取消了订婚 搬到了这里
Well
if
he
wasn't
your
soul
mate
he
wasn't
your
soul
mate.
如果他不是你的灵魂伴侣 那他就不是对的人
Oh
God
please
tell
me
you're
not
one
of
those.
天啊 拜托你千万不要是那种人
One
of
whats
哪种人
I
want
to
say
teenage
girls
but
that
sounds
mean.
我想说少女心的小女孩 但好像太毒了
Come
on
you
don't
believe
that
everyone
has
one
perfect
match
你不相信每个人都有命中注定的另一半吗
Of
course
not.
That's
ridiculous.
当然不信了 太荒唐了
I
mean
what
if
your
soul
mate
lived
halfway
across
the
world
万一你的灵魂伴侣住在地球的另一半呢
You'd
never
meet.
那你就永远见不到了
Yes
you
would.
你当然能见到
I
can
give
you
like
20
examples
我可以给你随便举20个例子
where
that
happened
to
Kate
Hudson
alone.
那还只是发生在凯特·哈德森一个人身上的
美国女演员 浪漫爱情喜剧专业户
You
know
what
算了吧
People
get
upset
when
I
talk
about
this.
每次我说起这个 都会惹别人不高兴
Let's
just
change
the
subject.
我们还是换个话题吧
No
no
no.
No
it's
it's
fine.
不不不 没关系
Are
you
saying
that
you
don't
believe
two
people
fall
in
love
所以你不相信两个人会真心相爱吗
Of
course
they
do.
他们当然会啊
It's
just
that
what
people
call
"Love"
只不过人们所谓的"爱"
is
actually
a
series
of
biochemical
reactions
其实是大脑中的一系列化学反应作祟
in
the
brain
that
fade
over
time.
会随着时间流逝而消逝
Yes.
Like
the
old
song
没错 就像那首老歌唱的
迈克尔·波顿名曲《当男人爱上女人》
"When
a
man
has
a
biochemical
reaction
for
a
woman."
"当男人化学反应上女人"
Raj
we're
scientists.
拉杰 我们都是科学家
We
don't
need
to
feel
threatened
just
because
we
understand
就算我们了解恋爱产生的机制
the
mechanisms
that
give
rise
to
romantic
feelings.
我们也不需要觉得害怕
It
doesn't
take
anything
away
from
the
experience.
这对恋爱的体验没有任何的影响
Yes
it
does.
当然有影响了
Actually
it
takes
everything
away
from
it.
老实说 这完全毁掉了恋爱的感觉
Love
isn't
just
science.
爱情不仅仅是科学
Okay
It's
it's
spiritual.
它更是精神上的
It's
an
acknowledgment
of
a
mystery
那是一种令人捉摸不定的
that's
greater
than
ourselves.
神秘体验
It's
what
makes
people
write
songs
and
poems
是爱让人们吟诗颂曲
and
what
has
kept
The
Bachelor
on
TV
for
21
magical
seasons.
让《黄金单身汉》真人秀精彩了21季
Don't
you
think
the
fact
that
love
is
given
away
as
a
prize
你不认为在游戏节目中把爱作为奖品送出去
on
a
game
show
slightly
undermines
your
argument
正好削弱了你的观点吗
Uh
yes.
没错
But
I've
never
missed
an
episode
但我一集都没落下
and
I
dare
science
to
explain
that.
你能用科学解释这件事吗
Bert.
伯特
Bert
Bert.
伯特 伯特
Bert
Bert
Bert.
伯特 伯特 伯特
What
do
you
want
Sheldon
你想干嘛 谢尔顿
I
would
like
us
to
work
together
again.
我希望咱们能重新一起工作
I
promise
to
keep
my
geology
comments
to
myself
我保证不再乱发表地质学的言论
because
while
some
of
them
are
funny
all
of
them
are
mean.
因为这些言论都太过分了 虽然有些很好笑
Well
this
is
awkward.
这下就尴尬了
Leonard
what
are
you
doing
here
莱纳德 你在这里干什么
Bert
asked
for
my
help.
伯特请我帮个忙
Yeah
he's
an
excellent
scientist
他是一个优秀的科学家
and
he
doesn't
tell
me
what
time
I
can
go
to
the
bathroom.
也不规定我上厕所的时间
It's
called
bladder
training.
我那是膀胱训练
When
you're
in
your
80s
you'll
thank
me
for
it.
等你到了80岁 你会感谢我的
Look
Sheldon
you
were
a
jerk
to
Bert
听着 谢尔顿 你对伯特不好
and
he
walked
away
from
you.
所以他不和你玩了
So
I
feel
like
there's
a
lot
he
could
teach
me.
我觉得我可以向他好好讨教一番
Bert
please.
伯特 拜托
I
know
I
behaved
poorly
in
the
past
我知道自己之前表现不太好
but
things
will
be
different
this
time.
但这次我保证会有所改变
You'll
see.
你会看到的
Come
on
let
me
in.
拜托 让我进来吧
We'll
have
some
laughs
我们会一起欢笑
we'll
calculate
some
isotope
ratios.
一起计算同位素比值
I'm
sorry
Sheldon.
抱歉 谢尔顿
So
you
just
shut
the
door
in
his
face
你就这样让他吃闭门羹吗
I
got
to
start
writing
this
stuff
down.
我得开始记录下你的招数了
I
mean
Ruchi's
nice.
虽然如琪是个好人
We're
just
so
different.
但我俩太不同了
I
know.
Sometimes
when
you're
dating
我懂你 有时候约会
you
meet
weird
people.
都会碰到奇奇怪怪的人
I
once
met
a
girl
who
didn't
like
juggling.
我之前还约过一个不喜欢杂耍的女孩呢
And
she
still
doesn't.
她现在依旧不喜欢
So
you're
not
gonna
see
her
again
所以你们不会再见面了吗
What's
the
point
还有什么意义呢
We're
never
gonna
be
in
a
real
relationship.
我俩永远不会谈恋爱
Right
so
you'll
only
be
in
a
physical
one
所以你俩只能是肉体关系吗
Exactly.
没错
Why
would
I
want
to
spend
time
with
someone
like
that
我干嘛和那种人耗费时间
Someone
who
is
just
interested
in
sex
那种只对滚床单有兴趣的人吗
Yeah.
没错
Raj
do
you
real...
Whoa
hold
on.
-拉杰 你好好... -等一下
Give
him
a
chance.
He's
gonna
get
this.
给他一点时间 他会想通的
I
don't
think
he
is.
我觉得他不会
What
is
there
to
get
有什么可想的
She
doesn't
want
to
fall
in
love.
她不想和人坠入爱河
At
that
point
这样的话
all
we
are
is
two
single
people
我们只是两个单身人士
who
find
each
other
attractive
and
enjoy
having
互相看得上眼 也喜欢做...
Oh
got
to
go
我得走了
So
how
was
your
night
with
Ruchi
你和如琪昨晚如何
Oh
great.
很好
We
ordered
in
some
food
we
had
sex
I
left.
我们点了外卖 滚了床单 然后拍屁股走人
I
didn't
even
ask
if
she
enjoyed
it.
我甚至不用问她爽不爽
I
can
field
that
one
for
her.
这道题我可以替她回答了
I
mean
I
did
get
a
little
misty
when
we
said
good
bye
我道别时的确有点小哽咽
but
I
played
it
off
as
allergies.
不过我假装自己过敏了
I
don't
know
if
she
bought
it.
不知道她相信没
Again
I
know.
再一次 我知道答案
Sheldon
谢尔顿
You
okay
你还好吧
Sheldon.
谢尔顿
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