生活大爆炸-S06E02_生活大爆炸

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And the next wedding gift is

下一个结婚礼品是

a gravy boat.

调味肉汁壶

Ooh one gravy boat.

挺好肉汁壶一个

That's from Sheldon.

那是谢尔顿送的哦

He told me he had it engraved.

他说他还在上面刻字了

"In the event of a divorce

"如不幸离婚

please return to Sheldon Cooper."

请物归原主"

One "Inappropriate

"乱来

yet I wish I thought of that" gravy boat.

而我却当初没想到"的调味肉汁壶一个

When I get married I'm going to register

等我结婚我要去洛杉矶加州大学

at the UCLA Cadaver Lab.

尸体实验室登记礼物

Ew why

恶心为什么呀

'Cause I've always wanted a whole human skeleton

我一直想要一副人体骨架

and they are really spendy.

但那个真的好贵

So you actually see you and Sheldon getting married someday

所以你真的觉得你和谢尔顿会有天结婚吗

Not just someday.

不是有天

In exactly four years.

确切说来是四年后

But don't tell Sheldon.

但先别给谢尔顿漏口风

He's still a flight risk.

他还是只会飞的鸭子呢

What about you Penny

那你呢佩妮

What about me what

我怎么了

Do you think you and Leonard might ever get married

你觉得你会跟莱纳德结婚吗

Oh well you know

这个嘛

Leonard is great.

莱纳德是个好男人

But do you think you'll ever get married

你觉得你们会结婚吗

He's a sweetie.

他很贴心哦

You're not answering the question.

你在顾左右而言他

Do you love him

你爱他吗

Yeah sure of course I love him.

当然我当然爱他啊

It doesn't sound like it.

听起来不太像啊

Well I do.

但我的确爱他啊

Do you tell him that

你有对他说吗

No he'd just take it the wrong way.

没他一定会理解错的

What does that mean

你什么意思

It means he is special and smart and nice and...

我的意思是他很特别有才人好

Are you gonna break up with him No

-你要跟他分手啦 -没有啊

Maybe. I don't know.

可能吧我也不知道

I had no idea you were unhappy.

我不知道原来你爱得不开心

That's the thing I'm not.

重点就在这我没有不开心

I'm not unhappy at all. It's just... I don't know...

我完全没有不开心只是...

I I've been in love before but it felt different.

我以前也爱过但感觉跟现在不一样

But maybe this is a new better boring kind of love.

这可能是一段全新更好但无聊的爱情

Do you ever feel that way about Howard

你对霍华德有过这种感觉吗

Oh that's not really a fair comparison.

拿我男人跟你男人比不太公平啊

I'm basically married to a sexy Buzz Lightyear.

我嫁的可是性感版的巴斯光年

Amy you

艾米你呢

Can't help ya kid.

这我也回答不了

Whenever I'm around Sheldon

待在谢尔顿身边的每分每秒

I feel like my loins are on fire.

胯下都如同火焰在烧

In the good way.

是欲火

Not the urinary tract infection way.

不是尿路感染的灼烧感

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Hey buddy how's it going up there

兄弟你在上面好吗

You don't have to shout Raj.

拉杰你不用大声吼啦

It's not like I'm an astronaut floating around in outer space.

我又不是什么飘浮在外太空的宇航员

Oh wait I am.

不对我还真是啊

So is it everything you hoped it would be

那里是否就像你梦想中那样

It's better.

棒多了

I wake up every morning and I just can't believe

每早醒来我还是不敢相信

I'm on this incredible adventure.

我有幸来到这美妙的旅途上

Hey Froot Loops

果麦圈客

did you clean the space toilet

你去刷马桶了吗

Excuse me. I'm talking to my friends.

拜托我在跟我朋友说话呢

You know the rules new guy scrubs the toilet.

规矩你懂新人负责刷马桶

If you do good job next time we give you brush.

你好好干下次说不定赏你个马桶刷用用

Funny.

真会说笑

We're always giving each other a hard time up here.

我们大家都很喜欢闹闹对方

It's kind of like being in a frat.

就像在兄弟会一样

You know joking kidding around hurting feelings.

打打闹闹伤害一下对方心灵

Okay my turn. Let me talk to him.

好了轮到我跟他说话了

Go ahead.

说吧说吧

2311 North Los Robles Avenue

2311 北罗伯斯大街

Pasadena California to International Space Station.

帕萨迪纳市加州与国际太空站对话

Can you read me Over.

听到请回答完毕

Yes I read you Sheldon.

听到你了谢尔顿

Copy that. Over.

收到完毕

What are you doing

你这是在干嘛

I am talking to a man in space.

我在跟一个身在太空的人说话

If you don't have the

不弄那个声音[昆德音調]

昆德音調: 早期太空任务中对讲器开通与关闭时的声响]

then he might as well be at the Coffee Bean over on Lake Street.

他在太空或是附近的咖啡店又有何区别

You're out of your mind Sheldon.

你疯了吧谢尔顿

That's a negative. My mother had me tested. Over.

你说得不对我妈早带我验过了完毕

Come on scrub it up Loops.

快啊去刷干净小圈儿

All right all right.

好啦好啦

I gotta go.

我得走了

There's a meteor shower.

要去看流星雨了

You want to see a meteor shower

你想看流星雨吗

Take a look at what Dimitri just left you in the toilet.

迪米特里在厕所里就给你留了"流星雨"

Bye.

再见啦

Over and out.

通话完毕

Bye buddy

再见啦兄弟

Hello.

大家好啊

Hey Stuart come on in.

斯图尔特进来吧

What are you doing here

你来这里干嘛

Um Raj invited me to go to the movies with you guys.

拉杰邀请我跟你们一起去看电影

Excuse me.

请问一下

I didn't authorize this.

我没批准过哦

Sheldon you are not in charge.

谢尔顿你又不是老大

That's mighty sassy for a man

某人马上要接受

with a roommate performance review around the corner.

室友评测检验了说这话真是不知死活

What's the big deal

带他又怎么样

You guys are bringing your girlfriends.

你们都带女朋友去

The big deal is I was expecting us

问题是我以为今天会是

to be an intimate group of five.

亲密无间的五人组

Now we're going to be a...

现在我们就成了

faceless mass of six.

名都叫不出来的六人堆

It'll be fine. Just uh pretend he's Wolowitz.

没事的就把他当成沃罗威茨吧

Do you like Raisinets

你喜欢巧克力葡萄干吗

I can take them or leave them.

不喜欢也不讨厌

At the movies Wolowitz always eats Raisinets.

看电影时沃罗威茨总是吃巧克力葡萄干

Would you feel more comfortable if I ate Raisinets

如果我吃你会比较高兴吗

Well it's hardly my business what you eat

你吃什么管我屁事

as long as it doesn't crunch during the film

只要不发出噪音打扰电影

and it's Raisinets.

并且是葡萄干就好

Okay.

好吧

Should we go

我们能走了吗

Yeah but one more question.

等等还有一个问题

If you're going to replace Wolowitz

如果你想取代沃罗威茨

I need to know a little more about you.

我还得再深入了解你一点

All right.

随你

Wolowitz went to MIT.

沃罗威茨念过麻省理工

What's your educational background

你的教育背景是什么

I went to art school.

我上过美术学校

Equally ridiculous. Let's go.

都一样可笑走吧

This insistence on hand holding is preposterous.

这种对牵手的坚持实在太荒谬了

Well I like it.

我就喜欢

Yeah of course you do.

你当然喜欢了

You're a girl. You like all kinds of hippy dippy things.

你是女生弱智的事你都喜欢

Just watch the movie.

看你的电影就好

It's not fair.

真不公平

Penny isn't making Leonard hold hands.

佩妮就不逼莱纳德牵她手

There might be a reason for that.

那是事出有因的

Sweaty

手汗多

Unhygienic

不卫生

Looks dumb

看着傻

Take your pick.

你选一个吧

Penny said she's not sure

佩妮说她不确定

she wants to be Leonard's girlfriend anymore.

自己是否还想和莱纳德继续交往

Wrong. She just took a sip from his Diet Dr. Pepper.

错了她刚喝了他的低卡胡椒博士汽水

那又如何

So if she wants to end her pair bond with Leonard

如果她想结束和莱纳德的情侣关系

why on earth would she guzzle a witches' brew

又怎么会去如饮佳酿一般地

of his soda and spit

喝下他的汽水与口水呢

It's complicated.

个中缘由很复杂

String theory is complicated.

弦理论才叫复杂

That's just yucky.

这只是令人作呕

Don't get any ideas.

想都不要想

All right for the sake of argument let's say that's true.

好吧就当你说的是真的

Why doesn't Penny just end the relationship

佩妮为什么想结束这段关系呢

She's not sure how she feels.

她不太确定自己的感受

How can she not be sure how she feels

她怎么能不确定自己的感受呢

You know when I have a feeling I know it.

当我有感受的时候我就很明确

Trains Love them.

火车好喜欢

Swordfish I love them too.

剑鱼同样喜欢

They're fish with a sword for a nose.

它们可是鼻子配有利剑的鱼

Regardless don't say anything to Leonard.

无论如何千万别告诉莱纳德

Now you're asking me to keep a secret

你这是要我对

from my best friend colleague and roommate

我的密友同事以及室友保守秘密吗

Yes please Penny will kill me.

没错拜托了佩妮知道会杀了我的

Fine.

好吧

FYI secret keeping Hate it.

随便一提保守秘密最讨厌了

Hand holding Not a fan.

牵手不喜欢

Hammerhead shark I love that thing.

锤头鲨好喜欢

Yeah it's another fish with a tool on its head.

又是一种头上带工具的鱼哦

Raisinet

吃巧克力葡萄干不

Shh we're trying to watch the movie.

嘘我们正忙着看电影呢

This is not working out with him.

他和我们的气场不合

What are you doing

你在干什么

I think I might have tartar buildup.

我好像有牙垢堆积

My tongue won't go as far forward as it used to.

我舌头伸不到以前那么长了

Maybe your tongue is shrinking.

也许是你的舌头缩水了

Nope.

没有

Oh you have no idea how annoying this is.

你绝对想不到这有多烦人

I'm starting to get a sense of it.

我已经开始有所体会了

Don't worry. I'll take you to the dentist tomorrow.

别担心我明天带你去看牙医

Thank you.

谢了

I appreciate that.

我很感激你

You're good people Leonard.

你是个好人莱纳德

There's something I need to tell you.

有件事我必须告诉你

Okay.

说吧

I can't tell you.

可我不能告诉你

Why

为啥

I can't tell you why I can't tell you.

我不能说出不能告诉你的原因

So I guess there's two things I can't tell you.

所以我有两件事不能告诉你

I wish there were more.

我真希望还有更多

Good night.

晚安

I'm sorry.

抱歉

This is really important. What is it

-这事实在太重要 -到底什么事

I like The Transformers.

我喜欢变形金刚

Do you like The Transformers

你喜欢变形金刚吗

Where exactly did your mother have you tested

你妈到底是带你上哪去检查的

Leonard

莱纳德

The Transformers teach us

变形金刚告诉我们

that things are not always what they appear to be.

事情的真相往往与其外在表现不同

You know like uh

你知道就像

a semi truck might be an alien robot

半拖挂卡车可能是外星机器人

or uh someone in a romantic relationship uh might feel

或者两个热恋中的人可能

differently than they appear to.

会有不同的感受

Or a conversation

又或者一段关于

about The Transformers might actually be

变形金刚的对话其实指的是

about someone in this room.

这客厅里的某位仁兄

I'm going to pause to let that sink in.

我暂停一下以便你想一下

Okay I think I understand. You do

-我想我听懂了 -真的吗

The guy who seems like an emotionless robot is you...

你就是那个仿佛无血无泪的机器人的仁兄

but your relationship with Amy is causing you to transform

但你和艾米的感情正让你变成

into a red blooded man with sexual desires.

一个有血有肉有性欲的人

That is literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

这真是我听过最愚蠢的言论了

Leonard

莱纳德

Leonard.

莱纳德

Leonard

莱纳德

What

干嘛

Are you sleeping

你睡觉了吗

I was. Now I'm having a nightmare.

本来是现在我要做恶梦了

What do you want

你要干嘛

Never mind. I still can't tell you.

算了我还是不能告诉你

Penny

佩妮

Penny.

佩妮

Penny.

佩妮

Oh my God.

上帝啊

Sheldon

谢尔顿

You frightened me.

你吓死我了

What are you doing in my bedroom

你在我卧室干嘛

Yeah well I knocked on the front door

我刚有敲过大门啊

but you didn't hear it.

可你没听见

How did you even get in you weirdo

你是怎么进来的你个怪胎

Yeah really

是吗

I've seen strange men traipsing in and out of here for years

多年来不断有陌生男人进出你家

but when I do it it's weird

可当是我时就奇怪了

What do you want Sheldon

你要干嘛谢尔顿

Oh I was having a little trouble sleeping

我有一点点睡不着

and I just thought

然后我就想

uh seeing as you're up we could talk.

反正你醒了我们来聊聊吧

Talk about what

聊什么

Oh I don't know.

不知道耶

Uh weather uh fish you could do carpentry with.

天气可以拿来做木工活的鱼类

Why Leonard is such an attractive

为什么莱纳德是一个这么迷人

and desirable boyfriend.

又称心的男友

Yeah pick one your choice.

你选一个由你做主

Sheldon.

谢尔顿

Did you know that Leonard has a perfect driving record

你知道莱纳德的驾驶记录超完美

and enjoys the insurance discounts that go along with that

因此能享受到车险打折这件事吗

Hubba hubba.

很棒吧

Okay go home crazy man. Yeah.

-好吧快回家你个疯子 -对了

Did you know that

你知不知道

while Leonard is not considered a tall fellow in our country

虽然莱纳德在我们国家不算高大

in today's North Korea he's downright average.

但在今日的朝鲜他绝对是标准身高

Talk about a keeper.

正所谓乘龙佳婿啊

Okay what did Amy tell you

好吧艾米跟你说什么了

Oh very well.

太棒了

I can't keep up this clever charade any longer.

你再不猜出来我也编不出提示了

She told me

她告诉我

that you were thinking of ending it with Leonard.

你想跟莱纳德分手

Okay you listen to me.

好吧你听我说

I think it's really sweet you're trying to protect your friend

你想保护你朋友的做法真的很有爱

but this is none of your business. Got it

但这不关你的事明白了吗

Excuse me. This is not about protecting my friend.

纠正一下这不是为了保护我的朋友

I'm a big fan of homeostasis.

我是喜欢内稳态

Do you know what that is

你知道这是什么意思吗

Of course not. Yeah.

-当然不知道 -好吧

Homeostasis refers to a system's ability

内稳态是指一个系统

to regulate its internal environment

调节自身内部系统的能力

and maintain a constant condition of properties

并维持其属性在一个常规的状态下

like temperature or pH.

就好像温度或酸碱度

Worst bedtime story ever.

史上最烂的床边故事

My point is

我想说的是

I don't like when things change.

我不喜欢事物发生变化

So regardless of your feelings

所以无论你心里想什么

I would like you to continue dating Leonard.

我希望你能跟莱纳德保持现状

And also

还有

while we're on the subject you recently changed your shampoo.

说到改变你最近换了不同味的洗发精

I'm not comfortable with the new scent.

我不喜欢这个新香味

Please stop this madness and go back to green apple.

麻烦别瞎换用回青苹果味的

Okay honey I have a lot to figure out

好吧宝贝我有很多事情琢磨

and until I do you are not to say a word to Leonard.

但在我想清之前你不许告诉莱纳德一个字

Do you understand I do.

-明白了吗 -明白

You clear on the shampoo issue Get out.

-那洗发精的事情你明白了吗 -快滚

Penny What

-佩妮 -干嘛

Please don't hurt my friend.

拜托不要伤害我的朋友

That is the last thing I want to do. Thank you.

-这是我最不想做的事情 -谢谢

Coconut What were you thinking

椰子味你想什么呢

Are you a hula girl Get out

-你又不是跳草裙舞的 -快滚回家

Hello

你好

What the hell is wrong with you You told Sheldon

你是怎么想的居然告诉谢尔顿

Do you know what a terrible position this puts me in

你知道你把我置于一个多糟糕的处境吗

Hang on please.

等下

Hello

你好

Yeah just a heads up

提醒你一下

Penny knows that you blabbed about Leonard.

佩妮知道你泄露了关于莱纳德的事

She's pretty mad.

她气疯了

I know.

我知道

She's yelling at me right now.

她现在打电话嚷我呢

All right then so we're all on the same page.

好吧你都知情了就好

Yeah.

好啦

Hey Bernie.

小妮妮

There's my hubby.

我的老公仔

How's everything going up there

在上面一切还好吗

Oh it's okay.

还好啊

Space is beautiful.

太空很美丽

Earth is beautiful. Same old same old.

地球很漂亮一切还是老样子

What's wrong Nothing.

-怎么了 -没事啊

Everything's fine.

一切都好

Howard.

霍华德

The other astronauts are being mean to me.

其他宇航员都欺负我

No what are they doing

不是吧他们怎么欺负你了

Well like for instance the other day when I was asleep

像那天我还在睡觉

one of the guys went on a space walk

其中一个出去太空漫步

and glued a big eyed rubber alien mask to the outside of my window.

然后在我窗外粘了大眼橡胶外星人的面具

When I woke up I screamed for like nine minutes.

我醒来后大概尖叫了九分钟

Oh Howie.

可怜的华仔

You can see it if you want. It's on YouTube.

你想看的话看得到视频网站有

Google "Astronaut screams for nine minutes."

只需搜索"宇航员尖叫九分钟"

Why don't you stand up to them

你为什么不跟他们讲道理呢

What am I supposed to say

我该说什么呢

I don't know.

不知道

Say "Being mean is lame.

就说 "欺负人不好

What's cool is being nice."

对人友善才酷"

Great I'll do that when I want to be the first guy

哪天我想被人欺负到死

in space to get a wedgie.

我就会说的

Do you want me to call somebody at NASA

要我打电话找太空总署的人吗

No.

不用

My mom already tried that.

我妈已经打过了

It only made things worse.

完全是火上浇油

Gelatinous Sphere.

粘性之球

Focused Locust.

专心蝗虫

Temple of Yip.

叶氏圣殿

I'm sorry. Wolowitz would never play that card.

抱歉沃罗威茨绝不会出这张牌

All right Lesser Demon Turtle.

好吧幼年恶魔龟

Fairy God Monster I win.

妖精神怪我赢了

Your desperate need for friendship makes you weak.

你对友谊的渴求令你破绽百出

So what are you guys doing later

你们等下做什么

Stuart and I were thinking of going out for a drink.

斯图尔特和我打算出去喝一杯

We're gonna try to meet some girls.

我们打算去泡妞

'Cause that's what we do.

因为我们是采花高手

Watch out ladies

小心了女士们

a little coffee and cream coming your way.

咖啡奶油黑白配来啦

In case you didn't follow that I'm the coffee.

怕你们不懂咖啡是我

Leonard

莱纳德

Maybe you'd like to go with them to meet girls.

不如你也和他们出去泡下妞吧

Why would I be interested I have Penny.

我怎么会有兴趣我有佩妮

Yeah for now.

暂时有而已

But that woman has a death wish Leonard.

那女人可不是省油的灯莱纳德

She talks to strangers she pets unfamiliar dogs

她跟陌生人讲话她会逗陌生的狗

and it is ridiculously easy

而且闯进她的卧室

to break into her apartment.

实在是莫名其妙的容易

If I were you

如果我是你

I'd get a back up.

我会准备个后备

You can't just replace someone you care about

你不能用随便碰到的人取代

with some other random person.

你喜欢的人

No please don't ruin this for me.

拜托别破坏我的美梦

Do you remember how upset I was

你还记得启用爱德华·诺顿

when they replaced Edward Norton as the Hulk

出演绿巨人的时候我有多愤怒吗

Yes you walked around for a week saying

记得你嘟哝了一个星期说

"Sheldon unhappy with casting choice."

"谢尔顿对选角不满意"[绿巨人语气]

But then Mark Ruffalo was the Hulk in The Avengers

但马克·鲁法罗出演《复仇者联盟》里的

and he was even better.

绿巨人时效果却更好

What's your point

你想说什么

Call me a romantic.

就当我是浪漫主义者吧

I like to think

我觉得

that your Mark Ruffalo is still out there somewhere.

你还没碰到你的"马克·鲁法罗"呢

This is ridiculous. Are we gonna play cards or not

真是莫名其妙到底还要不要打牌

I like Mark Ruffalo too.

我也喜欢马克·鲁法罗

Yeah settle down there Fake Wolowitz.

有节操点伪沃罗威茨

No one likes a kiss up.

没人喜欢马屁精

So I had to take Sheldon to the dentist this morning.

我今早带了谢尔顿去看牙医

Really Yup.

-是吗 -对

I told him if he didn't bite the hygienist

我跟他说如果他不咬牙医

I'd take him for ice cream.

我就带他去吃冰淇淋

I didn't have to take him for ice cream.

他咬了我就省了一顿冰激凌

You okay

你还好吗

You seem a little distracted.

感觉有点心不在焉

Look there's something I need to tell you.

听我说我要跟你说件事

Yeah okay.

好的

I don't really know how to say this.

我真不知道该如何开口

Just say it.

直说吧

Okay. Here goes.

好吧那我就说了

You slept with him

你跟他上床了

I didn't know what else to do.

我不知道还能怎么办嘛

He had those big sad eyes.

他用可怜的星星大眼看着我

Oh sure you had no choice.

是啊你也是"别无选择"

He looked at me like this.

他这样看着我

Well if that's all it takes

这样就能拐你上床

it's a good thing you don't have a dog.

那真是幸好你没养狗

Don't worry.

别担心

You'll have plenty of chances to break up with him

你多的是能跟他分手的机会

Your wedding day your honeymoon

你们的大喜之日蜜月旅行

your 50th anniversary.

金婚纪念日

Look it's fine.

没事的

We're not getting married okay

我们不会结婚的明白吗

We're keeping things you know homeostasis.

我们会保持内稳态

It's so cute when she tries.

她硬学那些词的样子好可爱

It's from Leonard.

莱纳德发来的

"Last night was amazing.

昨晚妙不可言

You're amazing.

你也妙不可言

I'm so lucky to have you in my life."

我真幸运人生中有你相伴"

Okay stop it.

好啦别闹了

Hey Bernie guess what

小妮妮你猜怎么样

I stood up to the other astronauts like you said

我照你说的跟其他宇航员摊牌

and I got to tell you last night was the first time

我得跟你说昨晚是我这一周来

in a week I got a good night's sleep.

第一次睡个安稳觉

Oh Howie.

华仔

What's wrong You look upset.

怎么啦你一脸不开心的样子

Nope this is my proud face.

没有啊这是我为你骄傲的表情

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