生活大爆炸-S05E14_生活大爆炸

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Hello

大家好

I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper

我是谢尔顿·库珀博士

and welcome to the premiere episode

欢迎收看由谢尔顿·库珀出品的

of Sheldon Cooper Presents Fun with Flags.

《有趣的旗帜》之首播集

Over the next 52 weeks you and I are going to explore

在接下来的五十二周我们将一起探索

the dynamic world of vexillology.

旗帜学的奇妙世界

Hang on Dr. C.

等一下库博士

What's vexillology

旗帜学是什么

Vexillology is the study of flags.

旗帜学就是研究旗帜的

Cool.

真棒

I think I just learned something.

我想我又长见识了

Did you have fun doing it I'll say.

-你觉得有趣吗 -当然

Fun and information are two sides to this video podcast

这个节目具有两面性趣味性和知识性

not unlike the only two sided state flag

就如同这面两面的州旗

Oregon.

一面是俄勒冈洲

故有海狸州的别称

俄勒冈州该州以喜栖息于水边挖穴而居的海狸作为象征

Oh look.

瞧

Hello Mr. Beaver.

你好海狸先生

In future episodes we'll answer some burning questions

在接下来的节目里我们会回答一些热门问题

What's the only non rectangular flag

唯一一面不是长方形的旗帜是什么

What animal appears most often on flags

在旗帜上出现最多的动物是什么

What animal appears second most often on flags

在旗帜上出现第二多的动物是什么

And more.

等等

Sweet

太棒了

Why are you waving a white flag

你为什么挥白旗

I'm surrendering...

因为太欢乐了

to fun.

我投降了

Now today's episode of Fun with Flags is not fun

今天《有趣的旗帜》的内容并不有趣

but it is important.

但十分重要

"Flags you gotta know how to hold 'em

旗帜第一课要学会如何拿

you gotta know how to fold 'em."

如何叠

Let's start by identifying the parts of our flag.

那我们先开始认识旗帜的结构

This edge is the hoist and it's used to...

这边是吊孔用来...

Excuse me sorry excuse me.

抱歉借过一下

Cut.

停

Did you not see we are rolling

你没看到我们在拍吗

Sorry. I'm having dinner with Penny.

抱歉我要和佩妮一起吃晚饭

I have to get out of here.

我得赶紧出门

And I have flag knowledge

而我满脑子的旗帜知识

that I have to get out of here

我也得让它们赶紧出来

You okay

你没事吧

No I'm a little rattled.

没事就是有点生气

美国南北战争在萨姆特要塞打响

But like the flag over Fort Sumter I'm still here.

但就像萨姆特要塞的旗帜我还坚守着呢

And... take two.

第二遍

Hello.

大家好

I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper

我是谢尔顿·库珀博士

and welcome to the premiere episode

欢迎收看由谢尔顿·库珀出品的

of Sheldon Cooper Presents Fun with Flags.

《有趣的旗帜》之首播集

Over the next 52 weeks you and I are going to explore

在接下来的五十二周我们将一起探索

the dynamic world of vexillology.

旗帜学的奇妙世界

Hang on Dr. Cooper.

等一下库珀博士

What's vexillology

旗帜学是什么

Vexillology is...

旗帜学就是...

Why is there a face on that flag

为什么旗帜上有张脸

It's Ferdinand T. Flag.

他叫斐迪南·T·旗帜

I thought he might help bring in some younger viewers.

我觉得他能吸引少儿观众群

Confound it You're right it's brilliant.

真讨厌不过没错这主意妙

Let's take it from the top.

我们从头开始录吧

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That was a really nice dinner.

晚饭真不错

I'm glad you asked me out again.

我很开心你又约我出去了

Me too I missed you.

我也是我很想你

You see me all the time.

你天天都能看到我

You sure you just don't miss the sex

你确定你想的不是滚床单的部分吗

Well yeah sex with you is pretty great.

好吧和你滚床单的感觉是很棒

Have you ever tried it

你试过吗

I have. You are not wrong.

试过你说的没错

I just think if we're gonna try dating again

我只是觉得如果我们要复合的话

we should take things slow.

应该慢慢来

Oh I can take it slow.

我可以慢慢来啊

Did I ever tell you about my first girlfriend in high school

我有和你说过我高中时的第一任女友

Karen Berberick

凯伦·波布瑞克吗

To this day she doesn't know we were going out.

至今她都不知道当时我们是在约会

Made it easier on her when I broke things off.

不过这么一来分手的时候就容易多了

Okay well maybe not that slow.

好吧也不要那么慢

How about this

那这样吧

are you familiar with the typical development for computer software

你知道电脑软件通常是怎么开发的吗

You know just for fun let's say I'm not.

为了好玩就当我不知道好了

Before an application is released

在一款应用程序发布之前

they give it a trial run.

都会先进行测试

W We could do that.

我们可以这么做

And if we hit a rough spot instead of getting mad

如果我们遇到分歧不要生气

just say "Hey we found a bug "

就当是发现了个问题

and we report it so it can be fixed.

把问题报告出来然后修复

You mean like a beta test

是像公开测试那种吗

Well technically this would be an alpha test.

严格上来说这是内部测试

A beta test requires people that weren't involved

公开测试是给没参与

in the development of the appli...

程序开发的无关人士...

Seriously do I not get credit for knowing beta test

我好歹知道"公开测试" 不该表扬一下吗

No you should.

当然

Absolutely. That was me being pedantic.

当然了是我在卖弄学问

That's our first bug.

这是我们的第一个问题

You reported it.

你报告了

I can fix that.

我修复了

See This is good.

看见吗这样不错

All right. Let's give it a shot.

好吧那我们就试试

Great. You keep a list I'll keep a list.

很好咱俩都列个单子记录

At some point we'll exchange.

到时候再交换

Okay.

好

Good night Leonard. Night.

-晚安莱纳德 -晚安

Attaboy Hofstadter.

干得好霍夫斯塔德

Nothing gets the ladies hotter

没什么比喻能比软件开发

than software development analogies.

更能让女人兴奋

Hey I'm back.

我回来了

Cut.

停

Take 47.

第四十七遍

Here's an interesting fact about flags.

告诉你一件旗帜的趣事

I will take that action.

我就当你自动开录了

The flags of Liechtenstein and Haiti

列支敦斯登和海地的国旗

were identical by coincidence

以前碰巧是一样的

a fact that wasn't discovered until they competed

直到两国在1936年奥运会对战时

against each other at the 1936 Olympics.

才发现这个巧合

其内战被称为"小二战"

1936年西班牙人民开始反法西斯斗争

And thankfully their embarrassment was overshadowed

不过幸好当时西班牙内战拯救了

by the rise of Fascism.

让两国的尴尬

Let's see the new phone.

看看你的新手机

I stopped on the way to work.

我在上班路上买的

Hey do you want to peel the plastic off with me

你要不要跟我一起揭开贴膜

Really Me

我何德何能呀

That's like the best part.

这可是最棒那部分呀

Grab a corner.

从边上揭吧

Whoa what's your hurry cowboy

喂别这么猴急粗鲁牛仔

Savor the moment.

享受这一刻

Oh yeah.

太他妈爽了

Speaking of cowboys

说到牛仔

do you know what country has not one but two cows on its flag

知道哪个国家的国旗印着两只牛吗

The tiny landlocked nation of Andorra.

内陆小国家安道尔共和国

Oh the next classic episode

由谢尔顿·库珀出品的

of Sheldon Cooper Presents Fun with Flags

《旗帜的乐趣》精彩下一集

is writing itself.

题材如泉涌呀

Oh let me try the voice recognition.

让我试试语音识别功能

Hey I let you peel the plastic don't get greedy.

去人家都让你揭膜了别得寸进尺

Hello

你好

Hello.

你好

What's your name

你叫什么名字

My name It's Siri.

我的名字叫Siri

Look at that.

瞧瞧

There's finally a woman in your life you can talk to.

终于出现一个你敢跟她讲话的女人了

Are you single

你现在是单身吗

I don't have a marital status

如果你是问婚姻状况的话

if that's what you're asking.

我没有这个属性

Yeah you're right that's too personal.

也是这个问题太私人了

We hardly know each other.

我们才刚认识

How about a cup of coffee

去喝杯咖啡怎么样

I've found six coffee shops.

我找到六个咖啡馆

Three of them are fairly close to you.

其中三个离你很近

I will see you gentlemen later.

先生们回见啦

She is gonna break his heart.

她铁定让他心碎

For someone who has a machine

对于利用时光机

that can travel anywhere in time and space

穿越时空的人

《神秘博士》英国科幻电视剧

Doctor Who sure does have a thing for modern day London.

神秘博士对现代的伦敦还真是情有独钟

Careful it's that kind of sass

注意点说这种无礼的话

that can get a person uninvited to this year's Who Con.

会让你被今年神秘会谈的拒之门外

Uh we're not counting this as a date are we

我们这次不算约会吧

Um I'm not sure

我不确定

but I think the right answer here is "no."

不过我觉得正确答案应该是"不算"

Bug report When a guy asks me to spend time with him

问题报告当异性约我出来

maybe he plans something a little more interesting

他是不是应该安排一些更有趣的事

than hanging out at home watching TV.

而不是坐在家里看电视

Even Doctor Who

《神秘博士》也没趣?

Even Doctor Who.

《神秘博士》很没趣

All right that's it. Who Con you're out.

够了神秘会谈没你份

Okay bug report taken.

好的问题报告已收到

Next time I will have a better plan for our evening's activity.

下次我会安排更好的夜晚活动

Well thank you. I'll see you tomorrow.

谢谢明天见

Oh wait here almost forgot.

等等我差点忘了

Here. What's this

-给 -这是什么

My bug report to you.

我记录你的问题报告

Well that's quite a list you got there.

这表列得还挺长的嘛

It's color coded.

有分颜色标记

Uh red means "fix right away."

红色的代表"马上修复"

Yellow is "eh whenever you get a chance."

黄色的代表"有时间再说"

And green is "I could probably learn to live with it."

绿色的代表"我应该可以适应"

There's a key down here at the bottom.

最下面还有标注呢

It's neat huh

一目了然吧

Yep.

是

So have a good night.

那晚安啦

Yep.

好

Look at that.

瞧瞧

Some day we will tell future generations

将来我们可以告诉后人

that dating used to be hard.

约会变得不再困难

What's baffling me is what you could've possibly put on the list.

我不解的是你能列出什么问题

"Hair too golden"

"秀发太金黄"?

"Laugh too musical"

"笑声太动听"?

"World too much a better place

"她的出现"

for her mere presence in it"

"让世界更美好"?

How about "constantly talks with food in her mouth"

"经常说话的时候满嘴食物" 这条怎么样

Her heart's full of love no one cares what's in her mouth.

她内心充满爱没人会在意她嘴里有什么

Siri

So, Siri,

what's happening How are you

怎么样你最近好吗

I am well.

我很好

What are you doing right now

你现在在干什么

What am I doing

你还能在干什么

I'm talking with you.

我在跟你说话啊

You have a beautiful voice.

你的声音真好听

Thank you it's nice to be appreciated.

谢谢有人欣赏很真好

I bet it is.

这是自然

Why don't women like me

为什么没有女人喜欢我

Let me check on that.

我查查看

How about a Web search for "Why don't women like me "

网页搜索下"为什么没有女人喜欢我"怎么样

No need. I've already done that.

不用了我早就搜过了

Siri do you have a last name

Siri 你有姓吗

My name is Siri.

我名叫Siri

Ah one name.

只有名啊

Like uh Cher Madonna Adele.

像雪儿麦当娜阿黛尔

All the women who rock me.

她们的声音都让我荡漾

My name is Rajesh but you can call me Raj.

我名叫拉杰什但你可以叫我拉杰

Would you like me to call you Raj

你想要我叫你拉杰吗

I'd like you to call me sexy.

我想要你叫我帅哥

From now on I'll call you sexy. Okay

从现在起我叫你帅哥好吗

Okay

好啊

Siri I'm in the mood for gelato.

Siri 我想吃意大利冰激凌

I found ten restaurants whose reviews mention gelato.

我找到了十家评论里有意大利冰激凌的餐厅

Seven of them are fairly close to you.

其中七家离你相当近

Thank you darling.

谢谢亲爱的

You are most certainly welcome sexy.

你太客气了帅哥

Well done Dr. Koothrappali.

不错嘛库萨帕里教授

I'm sorry

怎么了

You've taken a great evolutionary leap

你迈出了革命性的一步

by abandoning human interaction and allowing yourself

你放弃了和人类的互动

to romantically bond with a soulless machine.

却爱上了和冷冰冰的机器打情骂俏

Kudos 一款虚拟人生游戏的名字

Kudos.

赞一个

I haven't bonded with it.

我没爱上它

Oh no of course.

是的那当然

I understand.

我懂得

You're afraid the world isn't ready for your taboo love.

你害怕这世界还不能接受你的禁忌之爱

Your secret's safe with me.

我会守口如瓶的

It's just a phone.

这只是个手机

Cooper.

库珀

Kripke.

克莱皮克

Heads up.

通报

克莱皮克把所有l和r的音发成了w

Professor Rothman urinated in the particle physics wab again

莱曼教授又在粒子物理实验"司"撒尿了

so we're going to move up his wetirement party.

我们要把他的"腿休"派对提前

Fwiday 5 00 pot wuck.

星"基"五五点自带"饲"品

Thanks Barry.

谢谢巴里

Siri remind me Friday morning

Siri 星期五早上提醒我

to make my famous popovers.

制做我拿手的印度飞饼

All right I'll remind you.

好的我会提醒你

You got Siwi huh

你用Siwi 对吧

Voice wecognition on that thing is tewwible.

语音"私"别系统真是"罩"透了

Wook.

"侃"

Siwi can you wecommend a westauwant

Siwi 你能"腿"荐个"番"馆吗

I'm sorry Bawwy.

对不起巴尼[里]

I don't understand "wecommend a westauwant."

我不懂什么是"腿荐个番馆"

Wisten to me.

"钉"我说

Not westauwant westauwant.

不是"番"馆是"番"馆

I don't know what you mean

我不明白什么是

by "not westauwant westauwant."

"不是番馆是番馆"

See Total cwap.

瞧 "肥"物一个

You suck Siwi.

Siwi 你烂死了

Hey don't talk to her like that.

嘿不要跟她这么说

She's a lady.

她是位女士

Well that wady took high wes pictures

"作"晚这位"奴"士给我的老二

of my junk wast night for Cwaigswist.

拍高"擎"的照片并发到广告"性"息网

Waiter.

"挥"头见

It's open.

门没关

You ready to go

你准备走了吗

Yeah hang on. Let me just finish this chapter.

等等让我把这章看完

Can you finish it later

你不能晚点看吗

No I can't.

不行

Reading books is a big part of my life now because you know

看书现在是我生活中重要的一部分因为...

we'd have more fun things to talk about if I read more.

我看得越多我们的共同话题就越多

Great. Good. Great.

太好了太好了

What are you reading

你在看什么

Two Weeks to Rock Hard Abs.

两星期腹肌速成

They kind of spoil the ending right in the name of that don't they

光书名就剧透了不是吗

All right.

好的

Look just remember how this works.

听着要记住我们的约定

We don't get mad about these things.

不能因为这些事情生气

Uh speaking of which I've addressed

说到这我根据你的问题报告

your bug report on my date planning.

修正了我今晚的约会安排

Got a really fun evening for you.

今晚的节目很有意思

It's kind of a surprise.

算是个惊喜吧

All right. Terrific.

好的很好

Well let me just go find a pair of shoes that aren't so tall.

那让我找双不那么高的鞋子

We wouldn't want you to feel like you were

这样你就不会觉得

out for a walk with your mommy.

是在跟自己的妈妈散步

Thank you.

谢谢

Here's my list for you right there.

这是我给你的报告放这儿了

All right fair enough.

好的有来有往

I certainly can be quieter when we kiss.

接吻的时候我当然能安静点

I thought it was an expression of passion

我原以为这是热情的表示

but if it's coming across as "juicy and weird "

但是如果被形容为"很湿很奇怪"

who wants that

我宁愿作罢

Uh uh... I'm sorry.

不好意思

Can you be more specific on how my eyebrows are "stupid"

你能解释下我的眉毛"很笨"是什么是意思

No never mind. It's right here.

不用了看见了

Good timing.

来得正好

Dinner's almost ready.

饭菜都快准备好了

Great.

太好了

Oh smells amazing in here.

闻起来很不错

Oh what are we eating

我们吃什么

Oh an exotic little treat.

来点异域风情

I was just talking to Siri about Peking duck

我正在跟Siri谈北京烤鸭

and she said she knew about four Chinese grocers

她说她知道四家中国食品店

two of which were fairly close to me.

其中两家离这很近

Her spontaneity is contagious.

我被她自发性的语音功能传染了

Who's Siri

Siri是谁啊

Is he dating somebody new

他有新女友了吗

Yes. His phone.

是啊他手机嘛

Is that cute or creepy

这该算是可爱还是可怕啊

Can I pour you some wine

我给你们倒点酒吧

I think you'll enjoy it.

你们会喜欢的

The traditional choice with Peking duck

一般来说北京烤鸭是佐以

is a sauvignon blanc

长相思葡萄酒而食

另译白苏维翁一种果香丰富的白葡萄酒

but Siri suggested an off dry Riesling.

但Siri建议我采用非干型威士莲佐餐

威士莲最精致的白葡萄酒品种

非干型:形容葡萄酒有一些甜味但不是很甜

I wasn't sure

我也不确定

but I didn't want to have an argument

但我实在不想

with her in the middle of Trader Joe's.

在乔氏超市连锁店跟她吵起来

Now what should we put Siri in for dinner

该让Siri穿什么衣服赴宴呢

Leopard sparkles

性感的豹纹壳闪耀的钻石壳

可可·香奈儿 20世纪法国设计师

or to paraphrase Coco Chanel

或者用可可·香奈儿的话来说

you can never go wrong with a little black case

黑色是永不出错的颜色

Siri play some smooth jazz.

Siri 为我们奏一曲抒情爵士乐吧

Playing smooth jazz.

播放抒情爵士乐

凯丽·金全球最著名的高音萨克斯风名家

Oh my God Kenny G

天啊是凯丽·金的曲子

This woman can read me like a book.

这个女人简直把我看透了

I can't believe I bought my soul mate at Glendale Galleria.

我不敢相信居然在格兰岱尔凯丹广场买到了我的灵魂伴侣

I don't know if I want to stay.

我觉得我待不下去了

This is amazing.

这简直酷毙了

How did you even get this idea

你是怎么想到这主意的

I called your dad.

我打电话给你爸

I asked him what things you liked to do when you were a kid.

问他你小时候都爱玩些什么

This seemed easier than getting a cow out here

来这里比找头牛让你玩推到

so you could tip it.

容易多了

Okay you're kind of really great.

你真是棒极了

You mean for a person whose neck massages feel like

你是在夸一个按摩你脖子时

an eagle is trying to carry you to its nest

就像老鹰要把你叼回巢里的人吗

Okay bug report.

问题报告

I just complimented you.

我刚夸奖了你

You should take it and shut up.

你应该欣然接受然后闭嘴

Right. Sorry sorry.

好我错了对不起

And stop apologizing all the time.

不要没完没了地向我道歉

Right. Sorry.

好对不起

All right let's shoot stuff.

好啦咱们开练吧

You want me to show you what to do

需要我教你怎样射击吗

I play a lot of Grand Theft Auto.

我可是个玩《侠盗猎车手》的老手

I think I know how to handle a gat.

玩起手枪可是驾轻就熟

Wow. You are cute when you get all gangsta.

你痞里痞气的时候还真可爱

So I've got a gunshot wound.

现在我多了处枪伤

That's pretty bad ass.

痞子感更十足了吧

No you've got a Reebok with a gunshot wound

才不是呢是你的锐步鞋上多了处枪伤

and an ouchie on your pinky toe.

你那粉嫩的脚趾头不过是擦伤

Hello They gave me a Band aid.

拜托医生给我贴了个创可贴

Hospitals do not issue Band aids

医院不能随便给病人开创可贴的

unless it is medically necessary.

除非是伤情严重万不得已

That is the law.

这可是法律规定

Well thank you for a really cool evening.

今晚酷毙了谢谢你

Thank you for hiding my Star Wars socks

也谢谢你在急诊室帮我

at the emergency room.

把《星球大战》的袜子藏起来

Is it a good time to evaluate the beta test

现在我们是不是评估下公测

and see where we stand

看看我们的进展了

Things are looking good.

前途一片光明

So are we still taking things slow

那么我们还要慢慢来吗

Because a gunshot wound today

鉴于今天我受了枪伤

and last week

而上周

I slammed my thumb in the kitchen drawer.

我的大拇指被厨房的抽屉给夹伤

We don't know how much time I have.

我估计我命不久矣

Good night you.

晚安

以下为德语

Guten Tag das YouTube.

YouTube上的各位看官您好

Ich bin ein Bavarian.

我是巴伐利亚人

椒盐脆饼巴伐利亚传统小吃

Und ich bin eine pretzel

而我是椒盐脆饼

Und dis is Sheldon Cooper Presents

谢尔顿·库珀倾情奉献

Fun...Mit...Flags.

《有趣的旗帜》

First door on the left.

左手边第一个门

Thank you.

谢谢

Siri的办公室

Dave I found six vacuum cleaner repair shops in your area.

戴夫我在你家附近找到六家吸尘器维修店

Four are fairly close to you.

其中有4个离你家非常近

Hello sexy.

你好帅哥

What can I help you with

有什么需要我效劳

If you'd like to make love to me just tell me.

如果你想跟我滚床单只管告诉我就好

I'm sorry. I don't understand...

对不起我不知道什么是...

不要啊

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