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Previously
on
The
Big
Bang
Theory...
《生活大爆炸》前情提要
I
was
offered
a
summer
research
fellowship
at
Princeton.
我得到了普林斯顿大学的夏季研究奖学金
A
fine
institution.
很不错的大学
The
place
where
Albert
Einstein
taught
阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦教过书的地方
and
where
Leonard
got
his
PhD
莱纳德也是在那里拿到博士学位
so
it
may
have
gone
downhill.
所以那学校可能没落了
Gentlemen
you
may
remember
Dr.
Nowitzki.
各位 还记得诺维茨基博士吗
She's
back
at
Caltech
for
her
postdoc.
她又回来加州理工读博士后啦
Question.
are
you
seeking
a
romantic
relationship
with
me
问一下 你是想和我发展恋爱关系吗
What
if
I
were
如果我是呢
Well
that
would
raise
a
number
of
problems.
这会引起一系列的问题
We're
colleagues
I'm
currently
in
a
relation...
我们是同事 我现在有女友
Amy
Amy.
艾米 艾米
Amy
艾米
时至今日
Will
you
marry
me
你愿意嫁给我吗
One
moment
please.
稍等我一下
Really
you're
going
to
answer
that
right
now
不是吧 你真要现在接这电话吗
It's
Leonard.
是莱纳德打来
I
don't
want
to
be
rude.
我不想失礼嘛
Hello
你好
Oh
hey
where
you
been
你上哪去了
We've
been
calling
you
for
hours.
打你电话找你好久了
Oh
I'm
sorry
my
phone
was
on
"Airplane"
Mode.
抱歉 我的手机之前在飞行模式
Why
为什么
Because
I
was
on
an
airplane.
因为我在飞机上"飞行"啊
Hey
put
him
on
speaker.
开公放
Yeah.
Hey
where
are
you
你去哪里了
I
came
to
Princeton
to
see
Amy.
我来普林斯顿大学找艾米
It's
a
funny
story
actually.
其实还挺有意思
I
was
having
lunch
with
Dr.
Nowitzki
我当时在跟诺维茨基博士共进午餐
and
she
kissed
me.
然后她亲吻了我
Excuse
me
What
-什么 -啥
I'm
sorry
你说什么
And
in
that
moment
I
realized
在那一刻我意识到
that
Amy
was
the
only
woman
I
ever
wanted
to
kiss
艾米才是我余生
for
the
rest
of
my
life.
唯一想亲吻的女人
So
I
came
to
New
Jersey
to
ask
her
to
marry
me.
所以我来新泽西跟她求婚
Oh
that's
so
sweet.
你真是太甜了
Sheldon...
Yeah
although
-谢尔顿... -不过呢
there
was
one
man
whose
blessing
I
needed
first.
我的确是先去求得了某位男士的祝福
I've
thought
about
it
and
I
really
want
to
spend
我想过了 也的确想要
the
rest
of
my
life
with
Amy.
与艾米共度余生
Do
I
have
your
blessing
你会祝福我吗
Well
Sheldon...
谢尔顿
...I
think
you
should
make
her
finger
like
Saturn
我觉得你应该将她的手指变成土星
and
put
a
ring
on
it.
再往她手指上套个土星"环"
You
asked
Stephen
Hawking
and
not
her
father
你去问了霍金博士而不是艾米父亲吗
Stephen
Hawking's
a
genius.
霍金博士是个天才
If
he
said
no
I
wasn't
gonna
waste
my
time
on
her
father.
如果他不支持 我才不要浪费时间去问她爹
But
you
did
ask
my
father
那你有问过我父亲吧
I
did.
He
said
yes.
有 他同意
Although
not
in
a
robot
voice
so
it
wasn't
nearly
as
cool.
但不是用机械人式语音说的 所以没那么酷
Okay.
Oh
my
God
I
can't
believe
you
guys
are
engaged.
我的天啊 真不敢相信你们订婚了
We're
not
engaged
yet.
还没订上婚呢
She's
taking
forever
to
answer.
她想了半天还不回答我
Because
you're
on
the
phone
因为你在讲电话
We'll
call
you
back.
我们稍后回电
She
said
yes.
她同意了
Yay
Congratulations
恭喜你们
生
活
大
爆
炸
第十一季 第一集
Our
whole
universe
was
in
a
hot
dense
state
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then
nearly
14
billion
years
ago
expansion
started...
Wait
140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!
The
Earth
began
to
cool
地球开始降温
The
autotrophs
began
to
drool
Neanderthals
developed
tools
自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具
We
built
the
Wall
We
built
the
pyramids
我们建长城 我们建金字塔
Math
Science
History
unraveling
the
mystery
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That
all
started
with
a
big
bang
一切由大爆炸开始
Bang
By aBu 20171011
Mother
I
have
some
good
news
to
share.
母亲 我有好消息与你分享
We're
engaged.
我们订婚啦
I
am
so
happy
for
you
two
but
I'm
not
surprised.
我真为你们开心 但我一点都不惊讶
I've
been
praying
for
this.
我为此事祈祷多时了
Well
God
had
nothing
to
do
with
it.
这件事上帝没半点功劳
It
happened
because
I
was
kissing
another
woman
完全是因为我跟别的女人接了吻
and
it
made
me
realize
I
wanted
to
be
with
Amy.
令我意识到我想跟艾米共度余生
More
than
one
woman
was
interested
in
you
超过一名女性对你有兴趣吗
I
might
have
prayed
a
little
too
hard.
我可能祈祷太猛了
Wait
oh
and
I
just...
等等 我想先...
I
want
to
let
you
know
right
now
我想现在就跟你说清楚
that
we
are
not
getting
married
in
a
church.
我们不会在教堂里成婚
That's
all
right
Sheldon.
没关系 谢尔顿
Anywhere
Jesus
is
is
a
church.
耶稣在哪 哪便是教堂
Well
he
won't
be
at
our
wedding.
但他不会在我们婚礼上
He's
in
my
heart
so
if
I'm
there
他会在我心里 所以只要我人在
he'll
be
there.
他就在
Okay
well
then
he's
your
plus
one.
行 那他就是你带的伴
You
don't
get
to
bring
anyone
else.
你带人的名额就用完了
That's
fine.
Love
you.
没关系 爱你
Love
you
too.
Bye.
我也爱你 再见
Lord
thank
you.
主啊 谢谢您
Even
though
you
can
do
anything
虽然您无所不能
that
was
mighty
impressive.
但这事真显出了您的无上威能
We're
engaged.
我们订婚了
Oh
my
God
that's
amazing
天啊 太棒了
Wait
uh
tell
me
everything.
慢着 快告诉我整个经过
Well
Dr.
Nowitzki
was
kissing
me...
是这样的 诺维茨基博士亲了我
Okay
you
can
stop
leading
with
that
part
of
the
story.
你可以别再用这事当故事开头了
Well
congratulations.
恭喜你们啊
I'm
so
happy
for
you
two.
太为你们俩高兴了
Hold
on
I
have
to
tell
Bernadette.
稍等 我得告诉伯纳黛特
Hey
Bernie
guess
what
妮妮 你猜怎么着
Sheldon
and
Amy
got
engaged.
Can
you
believe
it
谢尔顿跟艾米订婚啦 你敢信吗
Oh
my
God.
I
cannot
believe
it.
天啊 我真不敢相信
She's
so
happy...
I
think
she's
crying.
她好像高兴到... 在喜极而泣啊
Do
you
think
Sheldon's
gonna
want
你觉得谢尔顿会想要办一场
some
weird
Star
Trek
wedding
怪胎的《星舰迷航》风婚礼吗
I
don't
know.
我不知道
Well
Leonard
could
barely
finish
the
words
莱纳德当时想说
"Doctor
Who
wedding
cake"
"《神秘博士》婚礼蛋糕"
before
I
shut
that
down
hard.
还没说完就被我狠狠拒绝
Are
you
listening
to
me
你有在听我说话吗
Yeah
you're
mean
to
Leonard.
I
heard
you.
有啊 你对莱纳德毫无人性 我听到了
Is
everything
okay
你还好吗
Look
I'm
gonna
tell
you
something
我要告诉你一件事
but
you
can't
freak
out
但你不许惊慌失措
because
I'm
already
freaking
out.
因为我已经很手足无措了
Oh
my
God
what
is
it
天啊 什么事
I'm
pregnant
again.
我又怀孕了
Wha...
什...
Interesting.
有点儿意思
Howard's
gonna
lose
his
mind.
霍华德要是知道会疯的
Wait
you
haven't
told
him
yet
慢着 你还没告诉他吗
No.
没有
You
told
me
first
Oh
Bernie
你先告诉了我 妮妮小亲亲
This
wasn't
supposed
to
happen
we
were
careful.
这事不应该啊 我们很小心的
Yeah
I
didn't
even
think
you
could
get
pregnant
对啊 我本来还以为哺乳期内
while
you
were
breastfeeding.
女人是不会怀孕的呢
Well
guess
what
You
can.
结果呢 老娘就怀了
Okay
look
look
this
is
a
good
thing.
好吧 听着 这是桩好事
Halley's
gonna
have
a
little
brother
这样哈雷就会有个弟弟
or
sister
to
play
with.
或者妹妹陪她玩了
I
guess
that
would
be
pretty
cute.
我想那应该是会挺有爱
And
you
know
I
was
a
surprise
to
my
parents
你知道吗 我也是我爸妈的意外之喜
and
my
dad
said
it
was
the
best
thing
我爸说我是发生在他们身上
that
ever
happened
to
them.
最美好的事
Okay.
Maybe
this
baby
actually
is
a
blessing.
好吧 也许这个宝宝是上天的恩赐
Oh
my
God
honey
of
course
it
is.
天啊 亲爱的 当然了
How
am
I
pregnant
again
我怎么会又怀上了呢
Yeah
what
were
you
thinking
对啊 你搞什么鬼啊
All
right
I'm
all
checked
in
to
my
flight.
机票确认好了
Well
I'm
sad
you're
leaving.
你要走了我好难过
Why'd
you
only
book
a
flight
for
one
day
为什么你订当天来回呢
I
came
here
to
propose.
我来是为了求婚
If
you'd
said
no
I
wouldn't
want
to
stick
around
要是你拒绝我 我可不想
looking
at
your
stupid
face.
留下来看着你的蠢样
Now
mind
you
your
face
is
only
stupid
是这样的 只有你拒绝我的情况下
in
the
"No"
version
of
the
story.
你才会是一脸蠢样
But
I
said
yes
so
I
get
a
lifetime
of
this.
但我答应了 能享用一辈子的你这货
Yes
you
do
smart
face.
是啊 机灵鬼
Why
don't
you
stay
a
few
extra
days
不如你多待几天吧
Well
I
don't
have
any
other
clothes.
我没带别的衣服
We'll
get
you
some.
我们可以去买
Oh
I
don't
know
I'm
pretty
particular.
不要了吧 我这个人很挑的
Well
there's
a
comic
book
store
less
than
a
mile
from
here.
离这儿不到1600米的地方有家漫画店
Perfect
let's
go
shopping.
棒 买买买
Oh
um
and
I'm
having
dinner
with
some
colleagues
tonight.
对了 我今晚要跟同事共进晚餐
I'm
sure
they'd
love
to
meet
you.
他们会很高兴见到你的
Come
on
what
do
you
say
来嘛 好不好
Aw
you're
nagging
me.
你开始跟我唠唠叨叨了
It's
like
we're
already
married.
感觉我们已经结婚了似的
Is
that
a
yes
or
a
no
那到底好不好嘛
Geez
save
some
for
the
honeymoon.
天啊 留点力等蜜月了再叨逼叨吧
Look
at
Nowitzki
over
there.
瞧 那是诺维茨基
I
can't
believe
she
tried
to
steal
不敢相信她想从艾米身边
Sheldon
from
Amy.
抢走谢尔顿
You
know
what
瞧好了
I'm
gonna
go
there
and
tell
her
that
they're
engaged
now
我要过去告诉她 他们订婚了
and
that
her
little
plan
didn't
work.
她的小把戏落空了
Because
you're
sticking
up
for
Sheldon
这是因为你想维护谢尔顿
or
because
you're
still
mad
she
rejected
you
还是因为你还在气她拒绝了你
Too
far
away
can't
hear
you.
距离太远 听不到你在讲什么
Hello
Ramona.
你好 拉蒙娜
Hello.
你好
Why
are
you
sitting
by
yourself
怎么独自一人坐在这呢
Oh
that's
right
我知道了
Sheldon's
in
New
Jersey
being
engaged
to
Amy.
谢尔顿在新泽西 他和艾米订婚了
I
heard.
我听说了
Now
that
Sheldon's
out
of
the
picture
现在谢尔顿闪边去了
I
could
give
you
one
more
chance
to
go
out
with
me.
我可以再给你个机会跟我约会
Nope
I'm
good.
谢邀 不用了
You
sure
你确定吗
I
will
not
ask
again.
小爷可不会再问第二次
I
sincerely
hope
not.
我真心希望你不会再问了
Very
well.
行吧
I'm
going
to
leave
before
this
gets
awkward.
那在气氛变尴尬之前我先撤了
Want
me
to
make
dinner
要我做晚饭吗
Uh
sure
but
first
why
don't
you
have
a
seat
好啊 不过你能先坐下来吗
There's
something
I
need
to
show
you.
我有东西给你看
Ooh
if
it's
how
to
make
dinner
that'd
be
great.
是晚饭教程的话就完美了
Is
this
a...
pregnancy
test
这是... 验孕棒吗
Yes.
是的
That
means...
positive
这表示... 阳性吗
Yes.
是的
No.
不是吧
Yes.
是的
N
No.
不 不是
Yes.
是的
No
别啊
How
could
this
even
happen
这怎么可能发生呢
Uh
w
we
were
careful.
我们这么小心
Well
it
did.
No
-就是发生了 -不可能
Yes
Yes
No
No
-我不能接受 -接受现实吧
Okay
Okay
Okay
好吧 好吧 行吧
Well
w
what
are
we
gonna
do
那我们该怎么办
What
do
you
mean
what
are
we
gonna
do
什么叫"我们该怎么办"
We're
gonna
have
another
baby.
我们又要生一个宝宝了
No
No
Stop
that
-不 不 -别叫了
Yes
No
I'm
trying
-就是怀了 -我也在试着不叫啊
Look
I
know
it's
scary
but...
我知道这感觉很可怕 但是
we're
both
responsible
adults
we
can
do
this.
我们都是可靠成年人 我们能行
You
really
think
so
你真这么想吗
No
不
Hey
Stuart.
Oh
hey
Raj.
-你好 斯图尔特 -你好 拉杰
What
can
I
help
you
with
有什么能帮到你的
I
need
to
buy
an
engagement
gift.
我要买一份订婚礼物
Well
you
came
to
the
wrong
place.
那你来错地方了
It's
for
Sheldon
and
Amy.
是送给谢尔顿和艾米的
No
way
They're
engaged
Yeah.
-不是吧 他们订婚了 -是的
Well
that's
exciting
news.
真是个令人激动的好消息
Who
would've
thought
Sheldon
and
Amy
would
be
the
next
two
谁能想到谢尔顿和艾米会是下一对
to
tie
the
knot
喜结连理的呢
Tell
me
about
it.
I'm
the
one
可不是嘛 我才是那个
who
caught
the
bouquet
at
Leonard
and
Penny's
wedding.
在莱纳德和佩妮婚礼上接到捧花的人
抢到捧花的人会延续幸福/最快下一个结婚
通常是女生抢捧花
Okay.
好吧
Uh...
you
know
我看看
they
might
like
this.
他们可能会喜欢这个
Superman
and
Wonder
Woman
it's
kind
of
romantic.
超人和神奇女侠 挺浪漫的
You
know
what
其实呢
Why
am
I
buying
them
a
gift
我干嘛给他们买礼物
They
have
love.
他们已经拥有爱了
Screw
them
and
their
happiness.
幸福脱单的都去死吧
What
do
you
have
for
someone
who's
bitter
and
alone
你有没有适合苦逼单身狗的东西
Literally
everything.
全部都是
Sheldon
these
are
the
heads
of
my
research
team.
谢尔顿 这两位是我研究小组的领导
Oh
hello.
Dr.
Zane
Dr.
Harris
-你好 -赞恩博士 哈里斯博士
this
is
my
fiancé
Dr.
Sheldon
Cooper.
这是我未婚夫 谢尔顿·库珀博士
That's
the
first
time
I've
said
that
我第一次这样叫他
and
it
kind
of
gave
me
the
goose
bumps.
我都荡漾得起鸡皮疙瘩了
Dr.
Cooper
库珀博士
we
are
so
excited
to
meet
you.
很高兴能见到你
Well
that's
very
kind
of
you.
太客气了
If
you'd
like
I
could
autograph
your
menus
after
dinner
yeah
想要的话 饭后我可以在你们的菜单上签名
But
I
better
not
see
those
on
eBay.
但最好别让我发现你们拿去网上拍卖
No
no
no
we're
just
excited
to
meet
the
man
不不 我们只是很开心能见到
who
landed
this
brilliant
woman
here.
赢得这位才华横溢女士的男人
That
wasn't
hard
那一点都不难
she
threw
herself
at
me.
是她倒贴我的
Now
getting
the
universe
to
show
me
its
naughty
bits
但要让宇宙向我展露"私密"
that
that
took
some
doing.
那才需要费一番功夫
Sheldon's
a
physicist.
谢尔顿是物理学家
Oh
that's
nice.
挺不错啊
Amy
I
recently
read
your
paper
on
lesions
艾米 我最近读了你
in
the
olfactory
receptors
in
the
brain.
关于嗅觉受体损伤的论文
It
was
inspired.
非常富有创见
Oh
well
I
guess
it
didn't
stink.
看来水平不算太臭
But
if
it
did
that
rat
wouldn't
have
known
it.
但即使臭了 那只老鼠也闻不到
I'm
sorry
抱歉
I'm
sure
you
don't
want
to
sit
here
你肯定不想坐在这儿
and
listen
to
a
bunch
of
work
talk.
听我们聊工作
Oh
no
I
love
it.
不 我很喜欢
No
but
let's
talk
about
work.
我们来聊工作吧
Amy's
work
my
work.
艾米的工作 我的工作
Yeah
why
don't
we
start
with
my
work
不如就先聊我的工作吧
Actually
I
do
have
a
question
for
Dr.
Cooper.
我还真有个问题想问库珀博士
When
Amy
first
told
you
about
her
approach
to
synaptic
tracing
艾米首次告诉你她对突触追踪的切入点时
did
you
think
it
was
gonna
revolutionize
the
field
你有意料到会给这个领域带来巨大变革吗
Really
不是吧
That's
your
question
你要问的就是这个吗
What
are
you
Entertainment
Tonight
怎么 你是综艺节目《今夜娱乐》的人吗
You
know
what
这样吧
Let
me
give
you
a
better
question.
Here
我来给你提供一个更好的问题 听着
um
"Dr.
Cooper
"库珀博士
I
heard
you
were
working
on
a
top
secret
project
听说你正在为美国军方
for
the
U.S.
Military.
研究一个机密项目
Why
don't
you
tell
us
about
that
"
不如跟我们说说这个吧"
See
that's
a
great
question.
这才是个好问题
Okay
what
was
that
like
好吧 那项目怎么样
Oh
I
can't
tell
you
that
it's
top
secret.
我不能告诉你 那可是最高机密
Boy
that
was
exhausting.
刚才好心累
You
know
no
offense
but
your
colleagues
were
pretty
rude.
无意冒犯 但你的同事很无礼
Really
they
were
rude
是吗 是他们无礼吗
Yes.
是啊
They
just
kept
talking
about
you
and
how
great
you
are
他们只会一直说你的事 说你有多了不起
no
matter
how
many
times
I
brought
me
up.
完全无视我多次提起我自己
You
know
these
are
my
colleagues
他们是我的同事
and
they
want
to
talk
about
my
work.
想谈论我的工作成果
Why
does
that
bother
you
so
much
这有什么好让你不爽的
Because
I
was
there.
因为我也在场啊
It's
like
having
Optimus
Prime
over
to
dinner
就像请《变形金刚》的擎天柱来吃饭
and
not
asking
him
to
turn
into
a
truck.
却不叫他变身卡车一样
You
know
what
Sheldon
你知道吗 谢尔顿
You're
not
always
the
smartest
person
in
every
room.
你并非永远都是房间里最聪明的人
You
may
not
even
be
the
smartest
person
in
this
room.
你很可能都不是这房间里最聪明的人
Oh
I
am
sorry.
不好意思
What
is
Neil
deGrasse
Tyson
hiding
behind
the
couch
难道尼尔·德格拉塞·泰森躲在沙发后面吗
著名天体物理学家
'Cause
if
he
is
he's
not
that
smart
如果真是 也只证明了他也没多聪明
it's
pretty
dusty
back
there.
因为后面挺多灰的
Hey
where
are
you
going
你要去哪里
I'm
storming
off
to
my
room.
我要气冲冲地回我的房间
Well
then
where
am
I
supposed
to
storm
off
to
那我能气冲冲地走去哪儿
Well
you're
so
smart
why
don't
you
figure
it
out
你那么聪明 怎么不自己想
Is
there
another
bedroom
还有其他卧室吗
Perhaps
a
a
den
或者小房间之类的
So
how
are
you
guys
doing
with
all
the
new
你们对你子宫里那个新事件
events
in
your
womb
适应得怎么样
Good
you
know
挺好的
Obviously
it
was
a
surprise.
显然这是个意外惊喜
There
was
some
crying
and
some
yelling.
发生了一些哭泣和争吵
Some
suggestion
of
make
up
sex
that
did
not
go
over
well
有些打和好炮的提议被拒绝了
even
though
it's
not
like
we
can
get
more
pregnant.
即使我们并不会怀上加怀
But
then
we
realized
that
it's
a
gift
in
the
sense
但我们意识到这是一份礼物
that
we
didn't
ask
for
it
虽然我们没有主动要求
and
we
may
not
have
chosen
it...
也没有主动选择
And
we
already
have
one.
而且我们已经有一个了
You
know
whenever
I
find
a
top
I
like
每当我买到喜欢的衣服
I
always
go
back
and
get
a
second
one
in
a
different
color.
就会回去再买一件同款不同色的
Which
I
hope
is
not
the
case
with
your
baby.
希望你们的宝宝不会是不同色
I
know
you
guys
are
freaked
out
but
you're
great
parents
我知道你们吓坏了 但你们是很好的父母
and
if
you
ever
need
help
we
are
here
for
you.
你们如果需要帮忙 我们随时都在
Yeah
anything
at
all
just
ask.
是啊 不管什么忙 开口就是了
Ooh
you
know
what
you
could
do
你知道你们能做什么吗
You
could
have
a
baby
too.
你们可以也生个宝宝
I'm
sorry
what
不好意思 你说什么
No
that's
a
great
idea
we
could
go
through
it
together.
真是个好主意 我们可以一起经历这个过程
Wouldn't
that
be
fun
那一定会很好玩 对吧
You
guys
were
just
saying
你们刚刚才在说
how
freaked
out
and
miserable
you
are.
你们有多害怕多凄惨
I
say
a
lot
of
crazy
things.
我经常说疯话
I'm
pregnant
and
hormonal.
毕竟我怀孕了 体内激素发生变化
Do
it
Have
a
baby
do
it
快点 生个宝宝 干起来
Come
on
it'd
be
so
cute
our
kids
playing
together
那画面超级萌 我们的孩子在一起玩耍
What
do
you
say
why
don't
you
two
hit
the
old
mattress
怎么样 你们俩快去把床单滚起
and
whip
up
a
family
赶紧搞出个娃娃来
Okay
we're
not
gonna
have
a
baby
我们才不会为了让你们开心
just
to
make
you
guys
feel
better.
就赶紧生孩子呢
Yeah
if
we're
gonna
have
a
baby
it's
gonna
be
when
we
are
ready
想让我俩生孩子 除非是我们准备好了
or
when
I'm
certain
Penny
is
gonna
leave
me.
或者我确定佩妮要抛弃我了
Exactly.
没错
They're
my
friends
and
I
should
be
happy
for
them.
他们都是我的朋友 我应该为他们高兴
A
And
I'm
trying
我也努力过了
but
all
I
feel
is
this
gnawing
empty
sensation
in
my
gut.
但我只感到满腹纠结和莫名的空虚
I
had
that
once.
我也曾有过这种感觉
Turned
out
it
was
a
tapeworm.
后来发现是我肚子长了绦虫
Cool.
Uh...
好吧...
It's
just...it's
hard
talking
to
my
other
friends
about
this
只是... 这种事很难跟其他朋友聊
but
I
knew
you
would
understand.
但我想你可以理解我
Why
is
that
为什么
Because
you
and
I
are
both
alone
因为你和我都是单身狗
which
is
actually
kind
of
comforting
想想还真是抚慰人心
because
at
least
we
can
be
alone
together.
至少我们单着的路上有个伴
Mm.
This
is
this
is
awkward.
这真是太尴尬了
I
um
I
was
actually
gonna
close
up
a
little
early
tonight
我今晚本来打算提早关店
'cause
I
have
a
date.
因为我要去约会
Really
真的吗
Yeah.
真的
Forgive
me
if
I'm
having
trouble
being
happy
for
you.
请原谅我无法为你感到开心
Don't
be
silly
I'm
loving
your
pain.
傻瓜 痛在你身 乐在我心
Is
this
how
our
marriage
is
going
to
be
这会是我俩结婚以后的状态吗
Sometimes
people
will
be
more
interested
有时候人们会更愿意和她说话
in
talking
to
her
than
to
me
而不是和我说话吗
Are
you
sitting
in
a
bathroom
你现在人在厕所吗
Yes.
是的
I
needed
a
place
to
storm
off
to
我需要一个能让我摔门冲入的地方
and
it
was
all
that
was
available.
这里是唯一可以的地方
Fine.
好吧
But
if
I
hear
a
flush
this
conversation
is
over.
但如果有冲马桶的声音 谈话就结束了
Those
people
were
in
the
presence
of
a
world
class
mind
这些人都有着世界级水准的智慧
and
all
they
wanted
to
talk
about
was
their
own
nonsense.
而他们却只想聊那些无聊废话
Can
you
see
the
irony
in
that
statement
你能听出其中的讽刺意味吗
How
about
now
听出来没
How
about
now
现在呢
I'll
wait.
我会等待的
Surprise.
惊喜
Oh
crap
is
it
our
anniversary
糟了 今天是我们的纪念日吗
No.
Wait.
不 等一下
No.
No.
不 不是
All
right
so
what
are
we
celebrating
好吧 那我们到底是庆祝什么事
Well
you
know
Bernadette
and
Howard
are
pregnant
again
你知道 博纳黛特和霍华德又怀孕了
and
Amy
and
Sheldon
are
getting
married.
艾米和谢尔顿也要结婚了
I
didn't
want
you
to
feel
left
out.
我不想让你感到受冷落
Ah.
Left
out
什么 受冷落吗
Well
Bernadette
has
to
grow
a
baby
inside
of
her
博纳黛特肚子里要长一个小宝宝
and
Amy
has
to
marry
one.
艾米马上要嫁给另一个小宝宝
My
life
is
great.
我的人生非常圆满
So
do
you
not
want
the
cake
所以你不想吃这蛋糕了吗
Try
and
take
it
away
see
what
happens.
你把它端走试试 看你怎么死
Oh
crap
it
is
our
anniversary.
糟了 今天真是我们结婚纪念日
Happy
anniversary
结婚纪念日快乐
Amy.
艾米
There's
something
I
need
to
say
to
you.
有些事我要告诉你
I'm
listening.
我听着呢
I've
been
thinking
about
the
Avengers.
我一直在想复仇者联盟
I
believe
that.
我相信
But
I
don't
think
that's
something
you
needed
to
say
to
me.
但我觉得这没什么好跟我说的
I
realized
that
Iron
Man
is
great.
我意识到钢铁侠超屌
And
also
that
Captain
America
is
great.
但同时 美国队长也很不错
And
sometimes
Iron
Man
is
in
a
Captain
America
movie
有时钢铁侠还会出现在美国队长的电影里
and
he's
not
mad
it's
not
an
Iron
Man
movie.
他也不会因为这不是钢铁侠电影而生气
You
know
he
can
fly
in
give
the
audience
a
thrill
他只是帅气飞来 让观众热血沸腾
and
then
fly
away.
然后再霸气飞走
And
that
should've
been
me
tonight.
我今夜就应该那么做
I
should've
been
the
delightful
cameo
in
your
movie.
我应该当你电影中的讨喜配角
Thank
you
Sheldon.
谢谢你 谢尔顿
Instead
I
was
like
the
Hulk
and
I...
相反的 我表现得像暴怒的绿巨人一样...
Okay
please
stop
talking
about
the
Avengers.
够了 请不要再提复仇者联盟了
Anyway.
总而言之
I'm
proud
of
you.
我为你骄傲
And
I'm
going
to
try
to
do
a
better
job
我以后会尽量学习分享目光焦点
of
sharing
the
spotlight
because
we're
a
team.
因为我们是同一个队的
You
know
Much
like
t
the
Dodgers.
你懂吗 我们就像是棒球道奇队的球员
If
they
had
superpowers
and
fought
crime.
如果他们有超能力 会打击犯罪
And
Thor
was
in
them.
而且雷神索尔也在里面
Sheldon
I
know
this
isn't
easy
谢尔顿 我知道这很不容易
but
you'll
have
a
whole
lifetime
to
practice.
但你会有一辈子来慢慢练习
I
It
could
take
that
long
I'm
really
bad
at
it.
也许真的需要这么久 我对此非常不在行
You
know
maybe
um
也许...
I
should
start
right
now
and
go
back
to
Pasadena
我该从现在开始 赶紧回帕萨迪纳
and
let
you
have
this
experience
to
yourself.
让你好好享受这一切
You
just
want
to
go
back
你就是想回到那个
'cause
that's
where
everybody
makes
a
fuss
over
you.
大家都稀罕你的地方吧
You
know
your
colleagues
are
right
you
are
brilliant.
你的同事说得对 你真是冰雪聪明
3个月后
Hello.
你们好呀
Hey.
Amy
welcome
back.
艾米 欢迎回来
Oh
l
let
me
see
the
ring.
让我看看订婚戒指
Ooh
nice.
美死了
H
Hey
her
eyes
are
up
there.
喂喂 别乱看呀
I
Is
that
the
woman
who
kissed
Sheldon
那就是亲了谢尔顿的女人吗
Uh...
Could
be.
Hard
to
say.
Tell
us
about
Princeton.
-有可能 -很难说 跟我们说说普林斯顿的事
Excuse
me
for
a
minute.
等我一下
Not
well
we'll
catch
up
later.
不 我们待会再聊 吧
This
is
going
to
be
the
biggest
smackdown
这将是自从我的阿姨在家族聚会上
since
my
Aunt
Noopur
showed
up
at
the
family
reunion
和我表姐穿了同样的沙丽之后
wearing
the
same
sari
as
my
cousin
Sruti.
最大的一次撕逼大战了
Dr.
Nowitzki
诺维茨基博士
Dr.
Fowler.
Um
hello.
福勒博士 你好
Thank
you.
Thank
you
so
much.
谢谢 我衷心谢谢你全家
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