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One
Game
of
Thrones
collector's
edition
Longclaw
sword.
一把《权力的游戏》收藏版长爪剑
I
don't
know
why
I
avoided
真不知道我这些年来
the
Harry
Potter
books
for
so
long.
为什么不看哈利波特系列小说
These
are
great.
写得很不错啊
I
just
started
number
six.
我刚开始看第六册
That's
a
good
one.
那本挺好看的
Dumbledore
dies
in
that
one.
邓布利多在这一本里死了
Yeah
I
know
I
didn't
see
it
coming
either.
我懂你的感觉 我当初也没料到
Why
would
you
say
that
你干嘛说出来啊
You
brought
up
the
subject.
你开始了一个话题
I
contributed
an
interesting
fact
on
that
subject.
然后我回以与话题有关的有趣讯息
It's
called
the
art
of
conversation.
这就叫聊天的艺术啊
Okay
your
turn.
换你说了
That
was
a
huge
spoiler.
你这是超级大剧透啊
Good.
灰常好
What
is
wrong
with
you
你这人有病啊
If
I
did
that
you'd
bitch
about
it
for
weeks.
换做是我剧透 你肯定会叽歪一整周
Oh
really
Leonard
不是吧 莱纳德
Are
you
going
to
have
another
one
of
your
hissy
fits
你的小暴脾气又要发作了吗
Hissy
fits
I
have
hissy
fits
小暴脾气 我有小暴脾气吗
Yes
and
I
have
a
theory
why.
没错 而且我还得出个推论
Because
of
your
lactose
intolerance
因为你的乳糖不耐症
you
switched
over
to
soy
milk.
所以你用豆奶替代牛奶
Soy
contains
estrogen
mimicking
compounds.
而大豆含有类雌激素的化合物
I
think
your
morning
Cocoa
Puffs
你的可可球加豆奶早餐
are
turning
you
into
a
hysterical
woman.
把你变成了一个歇斯底里的八婆
You
are
unbelievable.
你还真够极品啊
I
don't
know
why
I
put
up
with
you.
我干嘛要这么忍你
You're
controlling
you're
irritating...
又是控制狂 又超级欠扁
There
you
go
again
nag
nag
nag.
又开始叽叽歪歪了 叽叽 歪歪 叽歪
You're
only
proving
my
point
little
lady.
越叽歪越显得我说得对哦 小三八
You
know
what
Screw
you
Sheldon.
谢尔顿 滚你丫的
You
are
the
most
annoying
person
I
have
ever
met.
你是我这辈子见过最烦人的人了
What
I'm
annoying
什么 我哪里烦人了
You
criticize
my
behavior
all
the
time.
明明是你整天对我的言行意见超多
"Sheldon
don't
talk
about
your
bowel
movements
over
breakfast."
"谢尔顿 吃早饭时别提你排便的事"
"Sheldon
when
the
president
of
the
university
"谢尔顿 我们大学校长
is
giving
a
eulogy
at
a
funeral
在丧礼上念悼词时
don't
yawn
and
point
at
your
watch."
别打哈欠外加指手表催他"
"Sheldon
don't
throw
away
my
shirts
"谢尔顿 不要觉得我衣服难看
'cause
you
think
they're
ugly."
就把它们拿去丢了"
You're
impossible.
你才难搞好吗
That's
it.
I
don't...
够了 我没必要...
I
don't
have
to
put
up
with
this.
我没必要忍这些极品事
Actually
I
have
your
signature
on
a
roommate
agreement
事实上 从你在室友协议上签名的那天起
that
says
you
do.
你就注定得忍受
Here's
what
I
think
of
your
roommate
agreement.
这就是我对室友协议的意见
You
pick
that
up
right
now.
No.
-你马上给我捡起来 -不要
Roommate
agreement
section
27
paragraph
5
室友协议第27章 第五段写明
The
roommate
agreement
like
the
American
flag
室友协议书 与美国国旗一样
cannot
touch
the
ground.
都不许落地
I
don't
care.
懒得鸟你
I
don't
have
to
do
anything
you
say
because...
我才懒得管你说了哪些屁话呢
I
don't
think
I
want
to
live
here
anymore.
我以后不想住这里了
Where
are
you
going
To
live
with
Penny
-你要上哪去 -去跟佩妮住
and
not
you
you
crazy
bastard.
不跟你这傻逼混球住了
Crazy
bastard
Yes.
-你骂我傻逼混球 -没错
Leonard
wait.
What
-莱纳德 等等 -干嘛
Dobby
the
elf
dies
in
book
seven.
小精灵多比在第七册也死了
第六季
第十四集
生活大爆炸
Here
you
go.
还你
Great.
Come
on
in.
太好啦 进来吧
What
you
don't
say
thank
you
连句谢谢都不说吗
It's
my
suitcase.
这本来就是我的
I
lent
it
to
you
two
years
ago.
我两年前借给你的
Well
then
I
should
tell
you
行 那我告诉你吧
I
broke
the
wheel
and
the
handle.
我把轮子跟手把都弄坏了
So
is
everyone
from
Bernadette's
company
伯纳黛特全公司的人
going
to
Vegas
都要去赌城玩吗
No
just
me
her
and
a
couple
of
the
big
wigs.
没 就我跟她 以及一些高层
It's
part
of
a
bonus
she
got.
Cool.
-这是她公司的额外奖励啦 -不错
Did
she
discover
a
cure
for
something
她是研发出某种疾病的解药之类的吗
Not
exactly.
不算是啦
They
spent
a
ton
of
money
developing
this
dandruff
medication
他们公司砸大钱研发出一种治疗头皮屑的药
that
had
the
side
effect
of
horrible
anal
leakage.
而那个药的副作用是导致严重拉稀
Is
there
a
good
anal
leakage
难道拉稀还能是好事吗
Anyway
it
was
Bernie's
idea
反正是妮妮的主意
to
rebrand
the
stuff
as
a
cure
for
constipation.
让公司把这药物当成治便秘的药物销售
Way
to
make
lemonade.
好一条赚钱路子[做柠檬水]啊
You
know
from
around
the
corner
where
fudge
is
made.
靠人家做巧克力软糕[拉屎]赚钱
Hey
I
got
a
favor
to
ask.
Sure.
-我有件事想请你帮忙 -说吧
My
mom's
been
kind
of
an
emotional
wreck
我妈被之前好上的那牙医抛弃之后
since
that
dentist
she
was
dating
dumped
her.
心情就落到了谷底 郁郁寡欢
Dumped
her
What
did
he
use
a
forklift
抛弃她 得用叉车才能吧
Sorry.
对不起
There's
nothing
funny
about
morbid
obesity.
不应该取笑病态肥胖的人
She's
huge.
It
was
funny.
她肥爆了 是很好笑啦
Anyway
I
was
just
hoping
我是希望呢
that
maybe
you
could
check
in
on
her
tomorrow
night
你明晚能去她那里 看看她
and
make
sure
she's
doing
okay.
确保以下她没事
Dude
I'm
a
single
man.
兄弟 我可是黄金单身汉
Saturday
night
is
my
party
night.
周六夜是我的狂欢夜呢
Really
What
do
you
got
going
on
是吗 你有什么安排
I
don't
know
maybe
drive
down
to
Hollywood
不知道 可能开车去好莱坞那里
hit
a
few
hot
spots
see
if
I
can
get
lucky.
去几个泡妞圣地转转 看有无妹子上钩
Okay
tell
me
if
this
sounds
familiar.
告诉我这个场景你是否似曾相识
You
pay
$15
to
park
你花了15块停车费
you
stand
on
the
sidewalk
for
an
hour
然后站在人行道一个小时犹豫
until
you
break
down
and
give
the
bouncer
直到你忍不住 然后给了门卫
20
bucks
to
let
you
in.
20块门票费 让你进去
You
push
your
way
to
the
bar
你努力挤到吧台
where
you
drink
an
$18
cosmopolitan
喝杯18块的大都会鸡尾酒
then
you
stare
at
a
pretty
girl
然后盯着一个美女
and
imagine
your
perfect
life
together.
在脑海中幻想你们一起的美好人生
Your
children
grandchildren.
幻想你们的孩子 孙子
Meanwhile
she
leaves
with
a
guy
who
claims
然后看着她被自称是电影
he
wrote
Beverly
Hills
Chihuahua.
《比佛利拜金狗》编剧的男人给泡走
Then
you
give
up
on
anyone
ever
loving
you
然后你就自暴自弃
go
to
Marie
Callender's
buy
a
pie
跑去连锁派店买了个派
and
eat
it
in
your
car
in
the
parking
lot.
然后回到停车场 在车上默默吃掉它
What
time
should
I
be
at
your
mother's
我明天该几点到你妈家来着
I
told
her
around
7
00.
我跟她说你晚上7点到
I
swear
that
man
is
the
most
egotistical
我发誓 那家伙是我这辈子见过
insufferable
human
being
I
have
ever
met.
最傲慢自大 最难以忍受的人类
Yeah
but
you
two
make
such
a
cute
couple.
话是没错 但你们这对很有爱呢
同住在一起
虽然经常吵架但又很快和好
《芝麻街》的两个木偶角色
Like
Burt
and
Ernie.
就像伯特和厄尼
You
guys
even
teach
me
stuff
about
words
and
numbers.
你们俩甚至还教我词语和数字
教授基础阅读算术
颜色的名称
字母和数字等基本知识
《芝麻街》是美国家喻户晓的儿童教育节目
Well
I've
had
it.
I
am
done.
我受够了 真的够了
I
can't...
I
can't
live
with
him
for
one
more
minute.
我连跟他同住多一分钟都忍不了
Where
are
you
going
to
go
那你打算去哪里住
I
was
thinking
here
with
you.
来这里跟你住啊
That
a
problem
有问题吗
No
not
at
all.
没有 完全没有
No
it's
it's
great.
真没 这样很好啊
It's
terrific.
I...
简直太棒了
You
know
I
just
can't
help
feel
bad
about
Sheldon.
我只是忍不住替谢尔顿难过而已
I
mean...
我是觉得...
how's
he
going
to
get
by
without
you
他没有你怎么活啊
Ernie.
厄尼
He's
got
Amy
now.
他现在有艾米了
Yeah
he
does
but
it's
not
the
same.
的确 但不一样的啦
Why
为什么
Well
um
all
right.
好吧 这么说吧
You
you
know
how
in
Harry
Potter
and
the
Half
Blood
Prince
在《哈利·波特与混血王子》[第六册]中
Ron
didn't
abandon
Harry
just
because
Harry
started
罗恩没有因为哈利 跟自己妹妹恋爱
dating
Ron's
sister
而抛弃哈利啊
Harry
and
Ginny
get
together
哈利和金妮在一起了啊
Sorry.
Spoiler
alert.
抱歉 剧透警告
My
point
is
as
much
as
I
want
to
live
with
you
我的重点是 尽管我很想跟你住在一起
I
can't
do
it
knowing
how
much
Sheldon
needs
you.
但谢尔顿需要你 我不能这么自私
Please
the
only
thing
he
needs
me
for
拜托 他唯一需要我的地方是
is
to
be
his
whipping
boy
当他的替罪羔羊
his
his
stooge
his
doormat.
他的傀儡和出气筒
Well
you
know
what
they
say
if
it
ain't
broke...
人家不是都说 "不要没事找事嘛"
意思是不要随便改变现状
小心弄巧成拙
源自谚语"If it ain't broke, don't fix it"
It
sounds
to
me
like
you
don't
want
us
to
live
together.
听起来似乎你不想咱俩住在一起
No.
No
no
I
do.
不 不是 我想
I
do.
It's
just...
我当然想 只是...
I
mean
it's
a
really
big
step.
这可是很重要的一步
Is
it
是吗
We're
together
all
the
time.
我们总是在一起
Financially
it
makes
great
sense.
钱方面来看 同住好处多多啊
Can
you
think
of
one
reason
why
we
shouldn't
do
this
你能想出一个我们不该住在一起的理由吗
Well...
um...
这个嘛...
I'm
just
a
little
thirsty.
Yeah.
-我突然有点口渴 -喝吧
I
got
nothing.
想不到
Great.
I'll
go
get
my
stuff.
很好 我去收拾东西
Good.
好
Okay
all
right
don't
freak
out.
好吧 别慌别慌
You
can
make
this
work.
你能搞定这件事的
Oh
could
you
clear
off
a
shelf
for
me
in
the
bathroom
你能帮我在浴室整理出一个架子放东西吗
I
take
a
lot
of
medicine.
我每天要吃超多药
Oh
please
let
some
of
it
be
Xanax.
拜托一定要有抗焦虑的药
Are
you
ready
for
dessert
准备好要吃甜点了吗
No
thank
you
Mrs.
Wolowitz.
不了 谢谢 沃罗威茨太太
As
it
is
I'm
going
to
have
to
carry
my
stomach
out
of
here
老实说 我撑得都要抱着肚子走出去了
like
I'm
a
fireman
rescuing
an
infant.
就像消防员小心翼翼地救出婴儿那样
Oh
please.
拜托
You're
a
tall
glass
of
brown
water.
你是个又高又瘦的帅阿三
Have
dessert.
吃了甜点再走吧
Well
I
I
really
couldn't.
我真的吃不下了
But
uh
I've
had
a
lovely
time
eating
your
brisket
但我今晚过得很开心 边吃你炖的牛胸肉
and
hearing
about
the
things
you've
had
removed
边听你说你这些年从自己身上
from
your
body
over
the
years.
切除下来的各种东西
Didn't
know
you
could
have
a
cyst
inside
another
cyst.
真不知道原来肿瘤里能长出瘤中瘤
The
doctor
said
they
were
like
Russian
nesting
dolls.
医生说它们就像俄罗斯的套娃一样
Well
if
you
have
to
go
如果你坚持要走
how
about
I
put
a
little
doggie
bag
together
for
you
那我把东西打包到一起让你带走吧
That
would
be
lovely.
Thank
you.
那真是太好了 谢谢你
Mrs.
Wolowitz
uh...
沃罗威茨太太
are
you
okay
你没事吧
Don't
mind
me.
别理我
I
just
cry
when
I'm
lonely
我一觉得孤单
and
have
nothing
to
live
for.
没什么活头 就会想哭
I
uh...
要不...
I
suppose
I
could
stay
for
some
dessert.
Great.
-要不我吃完甜点再走吧 -太好了
You
like
chocolate
chip
cheesecake
Sure.
-你喜欢吃巧克力碎乳酪蛋糕吗 -喜欢
I'll
make
one.
那我做一个
One
vintage
Mr.
Mxyzptlk
action
figure.
一个捣蛋先生古董模型玩偶
来自其他宇宙
以戏弄超人为乐
《超人漫画》里面的角色
That's
Leonard's.
莱纳德的
Children's
toy.
儿童玩具
One
Star
Trek
The
Next
Genxtion
phaser.
一把《星际迷航:下一代》里的相位枪
That's
Leonard's.
莱纳德的
Children's
toy.
儿童玩具
Oh...
Leonard
and
I
bought
that
together.
莱纳德和我一起买的
That's
a
bit
of
an
ethical
conundrum.
这是个伦理难题
Eh
I'll
keep
it.
算了 我留着吧
So
uh
what's
your
plan
moving
forward
你接下来有什么计划
Uh
suppose
I'll
have
to
find
and
cultivate
a
new
roommate.
估计我得找一个新室友 然后教化他
What
a
task
that
will
be.
这是一项多么艰巨的任务啊
Do
you
know
how
uncivilized
Leonard
was
when
I
took
him
in
你知道莱纳德一开始进来住的时候多没教养吗
No.
不知道
Oh
it
took
me
forever
to
get
him
on
a
bathroom
schedule.
废了好大功夫 才让他有固定的如厕时间
He
would
just
go
whenever
the
mood
struck
him.
他以前只要感觉一来 想去就去
Like
a
dog
boy.
Exactly.
-就像小狗整天拉撒 -完全正确
What
if
you
could
find
a
roommate
假设你能找到一个室友
who
was
a
scientist
既是科学家
and
already
familiar
and
comfortable
with
your
ways
同时熟悉并喜欢你的生活方式
That
would
be
ideal.
那当然最理想啦
If
a
person
like
that
existed
如果真有那么一个人存在
I
would
sign
on
no
further
questions
asked.
我会什么都不问 立马签协议
Great.
Here
I
am
太好了 那个人近在眼前
Wait.
等等
Here
who
is
where
那个人是谁 眼前是哪里
Me.
我啊
Aren't
I
your
perfect
roommate
我难道不是最佳室友人选吗
Think
about
it
Sheldon.
好好想想 谢尔顿
I'm
not
a
stranger
我既不是陌生人
we're
intellectually
compatible
我们的智商又是同一等级
I'm
willing
to
chauffeur
you
around
town
我愿意开车载你满城转
and
your
personality
quirks
还有你个性怪癖
which
others
find
abhorrent
or
rage
inducing
别人会觉得厌恶或烦人
I
find
cute
as
a
button.
而我却觉得超级可爱
What
do
you
think
你觉得怎么样
Tell
me
one
reason
why
this
isn't
a
fantastic
idea.
告诉我一个你觉得这主意不棒的理由
See
You
can't.
看 你想不到吧
I'm
gonna
go
see
if
Leonard's
room
我去看看莱纳德的房间
is
big
enough
for
my
water
bed.
够不够放我的水床
Good
buddy
Leonard.
Good
buddy
Leonard.
好兄弟莱纳德 好兄弟莱纳德
Good
buddy
Leonard.
好兄弟莱纳德
What
do
you
want
干嘛
Hey
good
buddy.
好兄弟 你好啊
So
uh
I
was
just
talking
to
Amy
我刚和艾米聊了聊
and
she
made
me
realize
她让我意识到
that
this
little
dust
up
between
you
and
me
我和你这次的小纠纷
is
much
ado
about
nothing.
根本就不足挂齿
Is
that
so
Yes.
-是吗 -是的
All
is
forgiven
so
come
back
home.
我原谅你了 回家来吧
I'll
make
you
some
soy
hot
chocolate
我给你做一杯热巧克力豆奶
and
then
I'll
you
tell
you
about
our
exciting
new
然后再给你说说我们激动人心的
devil
may
care
bathroom
policy.
想拉就拉的如厕新政策
Cut
to
the
chase
Sheldon.
Okay.
-别拐弯抹角了 谢尔顿 -好吧
Amy's
decided
she
wants
to
move
in
with
me
艾米说要搬进来住
so
I
need
you
to
come
back
home
you
lovable
scamp.
所以我需要你回家 你个可爱的小调皮
That's
a
lot
of
product.
头上抹好多东西啊
What's
going
on
Oh
get
this
-怎么了 -是这样的
suddenly
Sheldon
wants
me
back
谢尔顿突然又想让我回去了
because
Amy
wants
to
move
in
with
him.
因为艾米想搬进去和他一起住
Really
Interesting.
是吗 真有意思
Well
too
late
pal.
I'm
not
going
anywhere.
太晚了 伙计 我哪也不去
Penny
and
I
are
very
happy
living
together.
佩妮和我在一起非常幸福快乐
Isn't
that
right
对吗
It's
like
the
happiness
won't
ever
leave
the
apartment.
就像是幸福要赖在这公寓里不走了呢
Leonard
please.
莱纳德 拜托了
You
know
Amy
moving
in
marks
a
level
of
intimacy
你知道艾米搬进来就意味着我们要面对
our
relationship
isn't
ready
for.
我们压根没准备好的亲密关系
Yes
That
is
a
real
thing.
没错 这事真有其事
And
it
doesn't
mean
you
don't
care
about
each
other
这不代表你们不在乎彼此
it
just
means
things
are
moving
at
a
pace
只是这种节奏
you're
not
comfortable
with
and
that's
fine.
让你感到不安 这很正常
Well
if
he
doesn't
want
to
live
with
her
如果他不想和她一起住
then
he
should
tell
her
how
he
feels.
那他就应该当面讲清楚
Well
maybe
he
doesn't
know
how
to
say
it
也许他是不知道要怎样说
without
hurting
her
feelings.
才能不伤害她的感情
Feelings
感情
What
am
I
a
hippie
at
a
love
in
No.
你以为我是嬉皮士在谈情说爱啊 不是的
The
problem
is
问题是
she
laid
out
a
series
of
logical
arguments
她说出了一系列我根本无法反驳的
that
I
couldn't
refute.
逻辑论证
That
is
the
worst
isn't
it
Yes.
-这样最糟糕了 对吗 -没错
I'm
sorry
Sheldon.
I
can't
help
you.
抱歉 谢尔顿 我无能为力
Oh
spoiler
alert
剧透警告
this
door's
about
to
slam
in
your
face.
这门要摔你脸上了
Oh
there
you
are.
你在这啊
When
do
I
get
a
key
to
our
apartment
我什么时候能拿到"我们家"的钥匙呀
Hello
你好
Hey.
How'd
it
go
last
night
with
my
mom
是我 昨晚和我妈处得怎么样
Okay
I
guess.
挺好的
What
time
did
you
leave
你什么时候走的
Actually
I'm
still
here.
事实上我还在这
What
You
spent
the
night
什么 你在我家过夜了啊
Yeah.
是啊
After
dinner
we
watched
a
rerun
of
Rockford
Files
晚饭后 我们看了《罗克福德档案》的重播
上世纪70年代的知名电视剧
and
then
she
opened
a
bottle
然后她开了一瓶
of
uh
cream
sherry
and
the
next
thing
I
know
奶油雪利酒 然后不知不觉
she
was
tucking
me
into
your
bed.
她就把我哄上你的床睡觉了
You
wore
my
pajamas
你穿的是我的睡衣吗
How
do
you
sleep
in
these
things
你平时到底怎么睡的啊
Silk
pajamas
on
satin
sheets
真丝睡衣配绸缎床单
I
slid
out
of
the
bed
like
three
times.
我滑下床三次了都
Rajesh
拉杰什
You
up
你起来了吗
You
ready
for
breakfast
准备好吃早饭了吗
Oh
boy.
Breakfast.
这么好 有早饭
Okay
Raj
listen
to
me.
拉杰 听我说
You
need
to
get
out
of
there.
你得马上走
But
I
have
a
cream
sherry
hangover
但我的奶油酒宿醉还没退
and
I
smell
blintzes.
而且我还闻到薄饼卷的味道了
If
you
don't
leave
now
如果你现在不走
she'll
use
food
and
guilt
她就会利用食物和你的愧疚感
to
keep
you
there
for
the
rest
of
your
life.
让你后半辈子一直困在那
Oh
Howard
stop.
霍华德 别说了
Trust
me
you're
not
Jewish.
相信我 你不是犹太人
That's
how
they
get
you.
犹太人就是这么收服人的
You're
being
silly.
你别说傻话了
I
can
leave
whenever
I
want.
我想什么时候走就能什么时候走
Oh
really
Where
are
your
clothes
and
your
shoes
是吗 那你的衣服和鞋在哪呢
They're
on
the
chair
right
over...
在椅子上呢 就在...
Oy
vey.
糟糕[犹太人用语]
Hello
home
wrecker.
你好 家庭破坏者
What
did
I
do
我怎么了
You
gave
Leonard
somewhere
to
go.
你给了莱纳德退路
Thanks
to
you
就因为你
Amy's
out
buying
his
and
hers
bath
towels.
艾米现在去买情侣浴巾了
Like
I'd
ever
dry
myself
with
something
就好像我真会用上面写有
that
has
a
possessive
pronoun
on
it.
所有格代名词的东西擦身子似的
Okay
listen.
听我说
The
truth
is
I
don't
want
him
living
with
me.
其实我根本不想跟他住
Great.
Kick
him
out.
太好了 那把他赶出来
Break
his
heart.
Everybody
wins.
伤他的心 皆大欢喜
No
I
don't
want
to
break
his
heart.
不 我不想伤他的心
I
love
him.
我爱他
This
is
just
happening
too
fast.
但他搬过来让我很措手不及
You
think
this
is
fast
这就叫措手不及啊
It's
just
a
matter
of
time
要不了多久我的洗澡间
before
I
see
Amy's
leg
stubble
in
my
shower.
就能看见艾米掉的腿毛了
Yeah
and
I've
seen
those
legs.
我可见过她的腿
You
might
want
to
get
some
Drano.
你最好准备点管道疏通剂
Hold
on.
等一下
If
you
don't
want
to
live
with
Leonard
如果你不想和莱纳德一起住
why
don't
you
just
tell
him
那你为什么不跟他直说
Well
you
know
how
he
is.
你知道他这个人
He's
sensitive
and
emotional.
又敏感 又感性
That's
because
he
drinks
too
much
soy
milk.
那是因为他喝太多豆奶了
Well
I
don't
know
what
else
we
can
do
不过除了告诉他们事实
but
tell
them
the
truth.
我也想不出其他办法了
I
suppose
there's
no
choice
看来我们必须得
but
to
face
the
crying
angry
accusations
面对他们泪如雨下 怒发苛责
and
the
high
pitched
wails
of
despair.
以及尖声绝望的哀嚎
Yeah.
对啊
And
who
knows
how
Amy
will
react.
而艾米的反应就不知道了
Here's
some
more
ice.
冰来了
Oh
thanks.
谢谢
What
were
we
thinking
我们脑子进水了吗
We
should
have
just
done
it
the
regular
way.
按正常方式来做不就行了嘛
Those
Chinese
acrobats
in
Cirque
du
Soleil
太阳马戏团里的中国杂技演员
made
it
look
so
easy.
做起来感觉超轻松啊
Honestly
if
I
could
bend
that
far
不过说实话 如果我的腰能弯成那样
what
would
I
need
with
you
我还用得着你吗
If
you
could
bend
that
far
you'd
be
doing
us
both
a
favor.
如果你的腰能弯成那样 那咱俩省事多了
Hey
Raj.
What's
up
拉杰 还好吗
You
were
right
你太对了
I
can't
get
out
of
here
我逃不掉了
You're
still
at
my
mother's
你还在我妈家吗
I'm
trapped.
我被困在这里了
My
clothes
have
been
in
the
laundry
all
day
我的衣服已经洗了一整天了
and
she
hid
my
keys.
而且钥匙也被她藏起来了
I
think
they
might
be
in
her
bra
我觉得有可能在她的文胸里
because
she
jingles
when
she
walks.
因为她走起路来叮当响
What
do
I
do
我该怎么办
Hey
you
wanted
a
woman
in
your
life.
你不是希望生命中有个女人吗
Now
you
got
one.
现在如愿啦
Come
on
Howard
help
me.
拜托 霍华德 救命啊
Rajesh
tatellah
I
ran
you
a
bath.
拉杰什 宝贝 洗澡水放好了
Oh
my
God.
我的天啊
She's
not
gonna
bathe
me
is
she
她不会想帮我洗澡吧
Gee
I
wish
I
could
tell
you
no.
老天 我真希望能告诉你她不会
All
right
well
thanks
again
for
helping
me
out.
好吧 再次多谢你帮忙
But
Howard...
但是 霍华德
Should
we
go
back
and
rescue
him
我们应该回去救他吗
It's
too
late.
太迟了
We'll
see
him
at
his
Bar
Mitzvah.
他成人礼[13年后]的时候我们再见吧
Here
you
go.
给你
I
picked
up
the
Chinese
food
just
the
way
Leonard
used
to.
我买了中式餐回来 跟莱纳德以前买的一样
Is
it
kung
pao
chicken
Yes.
-这是宫保鸡丁吗 -是的
Brown
rice
not
white
rice
Yes.
-糙米 不是精米吧 -不是
Spicy
mustard
from
the
Korean
deli
Yes.
-韩国熟食店买的辣酱吗 -是的
I
did
good
right
Yes.
-我很厉害吧 -没错
Amy
艾米
are
you
worried
that
us
living
together
你有没有担心我们住在一起
will
take
the
mystery
out
of
our
relationship
会令我们之间的神秘感消失呢
No.
没有
Yeah
why
would
you
也是 你哪可能啊
Oh
and
uh
check
this
out.
还有 看这个
I
took
the
liberty
of
scripting
我擅自作主
a
new
outgoing
voice
mail
message
for
both
of
us.
为我们写了电话答录机留言
"Hello.
This
is
Sheldon."
"你好 我是谢尔顿"
"And
this
is
Amy."
"我是艾米"
"We're
not
home
right
now."
"我们现在不在家"
"'Cause
we
out
dropping
science
son."
"因为我们忙着教育大家呢 小子[说唱常用语]"
"Leave
a
message."
"请留言"
Beep.
哔
You
can't
live
here.
你不能住在这里
What
Why
什么 为什么呀
Is
it
the
message
你不喜欢这个留言吗
I
only
used
urban
slang
to
sound
tough
我使用都市俚语是为了显得咱们不好惹
so
people
wouldn't
break
in.
No.
-这样人家不会来偷东西 -不是
It's
not
the
message.
不关留言的事
Well
what
is
it
then
那是因为什么
I
did
everything
just
the
way
you
like
it.
我都是按照你喜欢的方式来做事的
You
did.
Then
what
the
hell
Sheldon
-是的 -那他妈的是怎么原因 谢尔顿
We
have
been
going
out
for
over
two
years
我们恋爱超过两年了
and
I
have
been
nothing
but
patient
with
you
我对你还不够有耐心吗
I
watch
your
dopey
space
movies.
我看你喜欢的傻缺太空电影
I
signed
your
ridiculous
contract.
我签署你那荒谬的恋爱合约
I
even
stopped
wearing
lip
gloss
'cause
you
said
我甚至不再擦润唇膏 因为你说
it
made
my
mouth
look
too
slippery.
那样我的嘴唇看起来太滑了
I
am
the
best
girlfriend
你再也找不到
you're
ever
gonna
have.
比我更好的女朋友了
You
give
me
one
good
reason
why
I
can't
live
here.
给我一个为什么我不能住这里的好理由
It's
Penny's
fault.
全是佩妮的错
What
什么
She
doesn't
want
to
live
with
Leonard
她不想和莱纳德一起住
so
he
has
to
come
live
here
again.
所以他必须回来和我住
She's
the
snake
in
our
garden.
她是我们伊甸园里的毒蛇
She's
the
reason
we
can't
be
happy.
她是我们不能做亚当夏娃快乐生活的元凶
Hey
Ames.
Yeah.
艾艾
"Hey
Ames
"
Nothing.
别跟我套近乎
I
was
all
set
to
move
in
with
Sheldon
我都已经准备好搬去谢尔顿家了
and
now
I
hear
I
can't
现在我知道不行
'cause
you
don't
want
to
live
with
Leonard.
What
-因为你不想和莱纳德一起住 -什么
Sheldon
what
did
you
say
谢尔顿 你说了什么
I
said
the
truth.
我说了实话
You
don't
want
to
live
with
Leonard
and
you
know
it.
你不想和莱纳德一起住 你心知肚明
Since
when
don't
you
want
to
live
with
me
你什么时候开始不想和我一起住
Oh
don't
get
all
huffy.
别冲我发火
You're
the
one
who
decided
to
move
in
是你自作主张决定搬进来
without
even
asking
me
if
I
was
ready.
问都没问过我是否准备好了
Yeah
I
think
we
should
talk
about
that.
我认为应该好好说说这点
And
since
you
love
the
truth
so
much
既然你这么喜欢说出真相
why
don't
you
tell
Amy
you
don't
want
to
live
with
her
你为什么不告诉艾米你不想和她一起住
instead
of
blaming
it
on
me
别用我做替罪羊
I
thought
we
were
talking
about
the
other
thing.
我以为我们在说另一件事
You're
a
coward.
你是个胆小鬼
Well
the
evidence
does
support
that.
好吧 证据的确支持这一论点
Come
on
Amy
let's
go
drink
wine
来吧 艾米 我们去喝点红酒
and
talk
about
what
jerks
our
boyfriends
are.
然后吐槽下我们的男朋友有多混蛋
You
know
what
would
show
them
知道怎样才能让他们明白吗
I
should
move
in
here
with
you.
我应该搬来和你一起住
Do
you
want
to...
你想不想
catch
up
on
some
Walking
Dead
追几集新的《行尸走肉》
Okay.
好吧
Have
you
seen
the
one
where
Lori
dies
你有看过洛丽死的那集吗
No.
没有
Or
maybe
she
doesn't.
也许她没死呢
Let's
find
out.
咱们来看看吧
Where
you
going
No
-你想去哪里 -不要
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