生活大爆炸-S03E06_生活大爆炸

S01

第三季第六集

生活大爆炸

Kites ho

风筝嗬

Kites ho

风筝嗬

Excuse me.

不好意思

You're misusing the word "ho."

你们误用了"嗬"这个词

It's an interjection used to call attention

这是用于引起目标注意的感叹词

to a destination not an object as in uh "Land ho "

而不是物体例如"停下嗬"

Or uh "Westward ho "

或者"向西嗬"

Kites ho

风筝嗬

Hey guys. Whatcha doin'

各位好在忙什么

Going out to discover electricity

出去发现电的存在吗

If you're referring to the work of Benjamin Franklin

如果你说的是本杰明·富兰克林的成果

he did not "discover electricity "

他没有"发现电的存在"

he merely used a kite to determine

他只是利用风筝证明

that lightning "consists" of electricity.

闪电"带"电

He also invented the Franklin stove

他还发明了富兰克林壁炉式取暖炉

bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter.

双光眼镜和灵活导尿管

Kites ho.

风筝嗬

We're heading out for some kite fighting.

我们准备去斗风筝

"Kite fighting" Oh yeah.

-斗风筝 -对

It's an extremely competitive cutthroat sport.

一项极具竞争性和激烈性的运动

Well actually the risk of throat cutting is very low.

其实割到喉咙的风险很低

On the other hand severe string burn is a real

另外严重被线擦伤才是真实

and ever present danger.

且经常发生的危险

You want to come watch

你想来观战吗

Oh gee...

天啊

Sounds amazing.

听着很不错

But um I've got some friends coming over.

不过我有些朋友会过来

Not a big thing we're just

没什么大事

gonna watch the Nebraska game.

只是聚在一起看内布拉斯加比赛

Oh. Football sure.

橄榄球行

Good guess.

猜得好

I would've invited you but I know you're not a football fan.

我本想叫上你但我知道你不是球迷

No no I'm not so... great.

对当然很好

You've got plans

你能做自己喜欢的事

doing something you like I've got plans

我也能做自己喜欢的事

doing something I like so it's good.

这样很好

Well maybe we'll hang out later

我们能迟些再聚

you know after everybody's gone.

等大家都走了

Yeah great.

行可以

See ya.

再见

Well this sucks.

太逊了

I'm sorry I got bored and drifted off.

抱歉我觉得无聊开小差了

Where exactly in the interaction did the sucking lie

什么东西很逊

Leonard just realized that Penny's been hiding him

莱纳德刚发现佩妮不想带他见朋友

from her friends because he's a tiny little man

因为莱纳德是个身材矮小

who flies kites.

又喜欢放风筝的人

Oh that certainly would suck.

这当然会很逊

Wolowitz is trying to outflank us.

沃罗威茨想侧翼包围咱们

Let out some string add altitude

你放线飞高点

and I'll go under and cut his line.

我从下方偷袭割他的线

Why wouldn't Penny want her friends to meet me

为什么佩妮不想让她朋友认识我

Focus Leonard focus

集中精神比赛莱纳德

The heat of battle is upon us.

战斗的热浪迎面而来

The dogs of war are unleashed.

战争的恶犬已被释放

Maybe Koothrappali's right.

或许库萨帕里说得对

Maybe I embarrass her.

也许我让她囧了

You're embarrassing me right now.

你现在就让我囧了

A grown man worrying about such nonsense

一个大男人在放风筝的时候

when in the middle of flying kites.

居然担心这种无聊东西

Sorry.

对不起

Sorry won't bring their kites down.

道歉可打不下对方的风筝

String burn String burn

被线擦伤痛痛

Oh they think we're flanking.

他们以为我们想侧翼包围

They're playing right into our hands.

正中我们下怀

On the count of three we execute the flying scissor.

我数到三使出绝杀飞剪

One two...

一二

Whoa

哇

Did you see that See what

-看到没 -什么

That chick she smiled at me.

那个小妞她冲我笑

No she didn't. Yes she did.

-没有 -有

Come on scissors scissors

快飞剪飞剪

Hold my line. Wait.

-帮我拿着 -等等

What are you doing

你去干什么

I can't scissors by myself

我没法单独使出飞剪

Howard Come back

霍华德回来

Victory

胜利

Son of a bitch.

狗娘养的

You're a sucky friend you know that

你真是垃圾朋友知道吗

A sucky sucky friend.

比垃圾还垃圾的朋友

What was supposed to do

我能怎样

She gave me that "come hither" look.

她冲我那么诱惑一笑

If she gave you any look at all. it was a "you suck" look.

就算她冲你笑那也是笑你很逊

I would've caught up to her if I hadn't pulled a hammy.

如果没有拉伤大腿我就能追上她

Oh please you weigh 80 pounds.

拜托你才80磅重

You don't have a hammy.

哪有什么大腿肌肉

So Penny doesn't want me around her friends.

佩妮不想带我见朋友

I embarrass her. What else could it be

我让她囧了有其他可能吗

Well her actions

她的行为

could be out of concern for your feelings

能理解为顾及你的感受

Perhaps she's excluded you from these gatherings

也许她不让你参加聚会

because she's scouting for a new mate

是因为她想物色新配偶

and don't want to do it in front of you.

但不想让你看到

Oh... how kind of her.

她真贴心

Agreed.

同意

Most primates don't show that sort of discretion.

大多数灵长类动物没有这种判断力

A female bonobo will copulate with a new male

雌性倭黑猩猩会在前配偶面前

in front of the old one

与新配偶交配

without so much as a "how do you do "

根本不会想"你怎么样"

You always do this you know

你老是这样知道吗

You ditch me for a woman you don't have a shot with.

抛下我去追没有机会追到的女人

I totally had a shot. With a woman

我完全有机会

you were chasing through a park

在公园追逐一名女子

that's not a shot that's a felony.

这不叫机会这叫重罪

What's worse it cost me my prized Patang fighting kite.

搭上我赢回来的帕唐风筝更罪加一等

Sheldon I don't suppose there's any chance

谢尔顿能不能行行好

you could give me my kite back

把风筝还给我

I'm sorry Raj but the rules of aerial warfare

对不起拉杰空战的规则

dictate at the fallen kite go to the victor.

规定战败的风筝归胜者

And without rules the competition has no meaning.

没有规则比赛就没有意义

And without meaning

没有比赛意义

the following would be an empty gesture.

下面的动作就只会是个空洞的姿态

I have your kite.

你的风筝归我了

How was your football party

你的橄榄球派对如何

It was pretty good. We won. Oh wow.

-很不错我们赢了 -哇

That's excellent.

太棒了

It's a weird figure of speech isn't it

你不觉得这个比喻很怪吗

"We won" when you weren't actually playing.

不是我们在玩却说"我们赢了"

When we watch Star Wars

当我们看《星球大战》的时候

we don't say "We defeated the Empire."

我们不会说"我们打败了帝国"

I'm glad to hear it.

很高兴听你这么说

Oh hey on a related subject

对了还有个相关问题

Are you embarrassed to have me around your friends

我跟你朋友在一起会让你觉得有失颜面吗

Oh my god no.

天呐当然不会

Why would you ask that

为什么要这么问

Well you know I just noticed

我才发现

I haven't really met any of them.

我还没见过他们呢

Sure you have.

你肯定见过

Yeah no I met the huge ex boyfriend

对我见过你那高大的前男友

and the smaller yet still larger than me ex boyfriend

还有小一点但还是比我高大的前男友

By the way were they here today

顺便问一下他们今天来了吗

Of course not. Of course not.

-当然没有 -当然没有

Why would they be Why would I ask

为什么要来为什么我会问

Why am I rambling Why don't you stop me

为什么我这么无厘头为什么你不制止我

Leonard look

莱纳德

if you want to meet my friends that would be great.

如果你想见我的朋友当然很好啦

I just you know I didn't want you to be bored.

我只是不想让你觉得太无聊

I wouldn't be bored.

我才不会觉得无聊呢

Why would I be bored

为什么我会无聊

Well 'cause they're not genius scientists.

因为他们不是天才科学家啊

Penny I like all sorts of people.

佩妮我喜欢各种各样的人

In fact some of my best friends aren't geniuses.

事实上我最好的一些朋友并不是天才

Like who

比如说

Okay some of my Facebook friends aren't geniuses.

好吧我的某些Facebook朋友不是天才

My point is if we're going to be a couple

重点在于如果我们要成为一对

I should be friends with your friends.

我应该是你朋友的朋友

Okay great. Well then why don't you

好啊太棒了那你下周六

come over next Saturday and watch the game with us.

跟我们一起看橄榄球比赛吧

Another football game

又有橄榄球赛吗

They have them every week.

橄榄球赛每周都有的

Did not know that.

不知道这回事

You wanted to meet my friends. Sure.

-你想见我的朋友 -当然

Sure just I don't know much about football.

当然但是我对橄榄球不大了解

Oh that's okay a lot of the guys'

那没关系很多男生的

girlfriends don't know football.

女朋友完全不懂橄榄球

They just kind of drink and talk in the kitchen.

她们就只在厨房边喝酒边聊天

Great.

"真不错"

Okay a complete pass.

好的成功的传球

First down New England.

一档新英格兰

I think I'm starting to get this.

我觉得我开始有点明白了

Really

真的吗

The only thing I've learned in the last two hours

过去两小时中我唯一学到的

is that American men love drinking beer

就是美国男人喜欢喝啤酒

pee too often and have trouble getting erections.

尿太多导致勃起障碍

Focus on the game not the commercials Raj.

把精力放比赛上而不是广告拉杰

I'm just saying maybe if you people cut back on the beer

我只是说如果人们能减少啤酒摄入

you could get out of the bathroom

就可以从厕所中解脱出来

and satisfy your women without pharmaceutical help.

在不使用医药帮助的情况下满足他的女人

Raj what are you doing here

拉杰你在这儿干嘛呢

You were supposed to help me pimp out my Vespa.

你本该帮我改装我的小摩托

I'm sorry

对不起

are you under the impression that we're still friends

你还沉浸在我们仍是朋友的印象中吗

Oh come on.

别这样

You're not still grinding on the kite thing are you

你不会还在纠结风筝的事情吧

It's not just the kite thing.

这不仅仅是风筝的事情

Every time we go some place you think you can just

每次我们出去玩你都认为你可以随时

dump me whenever someone prettier comes along

把我丢下去追路过的漂亮美眉

even though you don't have a shot with them.

尽管你跟她们完全没可能

I had a shot with that jogger.

我跟那个跑步的有可能成的

Fine. Paint green flames on your little scooter with her.

行啊那找她与你一起往你的小绵羊上画绿焰去

It's not a little scooter.

那不是小绵羊

It's the second biggest Vespa they make

那是他们造的第二大小摩托

Are you watching football

你在看橄榄球

There's no fooling you.

没跟你开玩笑

Now what is this sacks statistic they put up there

屏幕上的"sacks"数据又是什么

All I know about Sacks is my mother shops there.

我只知道我妈经常去"Sacks"商店买东西

Sacks sacks

Sacks, sacks...

It's football nom for when a quarterback is tackled

这是个橄榄球术语用于四分卫

behind the line of scrimmage.

在启球线之后被擒倒

Scrimmage.

启球

The line of scrimmage is the imaginary transverse line

启球线是一条假想的横截线

separating the offense from the defense.

用于区分进攻方与防守方

Sheldon knows football

谢尔顿懂橄榄球

Apparently.

很显然他懂

I mean Quidditch sure. But football

魁地奇他肯定懂橄榄球他也懂?

Sheldon how do you know this stuff

谢尔顿你怎么知道这个

I grew up in Texas.

我可是在德克萨斯长大的

Football is ubiquitous in Texas

橄榄球在德克萨斯无处不在

Pro football college football

职业橄榄球大学橄榄球

high school football peewee football...

高中橄榄球初中橄榄球

In fact every form of football except the original

事实上所有种类的橄榄球都有除了最原始的

European football.

欧式橄榄球

Which most Texans believe to be a Commie plot.

而大部分德克萨斯人认为这是共产党阴谋

Unbelivable.

真难以置信

If you're interested I also know all about frying meat

如果你感兴趣我还知道所有

that isn't chicken as if it were chicken.

似鸡非鸡的炸肉排的相关知识

So you could teach me

那你能教我吗

Football or chicken fried meats

橄榄球还是炸肉排

Football.

橄榄球

I'm going to Penny's on Saturday

我周日要去佩妮家

to watch a game with her friends

跟她的朋友们看比赛

and I don't want to look like an idiot. I want to blend in.

我不想自己看上去像个白痴我想融入进去

If you want to blend in with Penny's friends

如果你想融入佩妮的朋友圈

I'd think looking like an idiot

我觉得扮作个白痴

would be the perfect camouflage.

会是完美的伪装

Come on Sheldon please teach me about football.

别这样谢尔顿教我橄榄球吧

It'll be fun.

会很有趣的

That's exactly what my father said.

这跟我爸说的完全一样

"Come to the games. Watch the games."

"来看球赛吧去看球赛吧"

Week in and week out from the time

周复一周的

I was five until I went off to college.

从五岁直到我上大学

Longest seven years of my life.

人生当中最漫长的七年

Please I'm asking you as a friend.

求你了这是朋友的请求

Are you making this a tier one friendship request

你要将这作为一级友情请求吗

Yes.

是的

Fine.

那好吧

I really appreciate this. Yeah yeah.

-我非常感谢 -算了算了

All right Poindexter sit down shut up and listen.

那好呆子闭嘴坐下听好

I'm sorry

你说啥

That's how my father always began

我老爸每次讲到橄榄球的话题

our football conversations.

都是这个开场白

And if you'd like

如果你想的话

after the game

比赛后

I'll take you outside and teach you how to shoot

我还可以带你出去

Close enough to racoon that craps itself.

教你射会自己便便的浣熊

When are you going to stop making Cylon toast

你能别再摆弄赛昂吐司了吗(太空堡垒卡拉狄加里的人类天敌)

When I have enough to destroy all the human toast

待我囤积的吐司大军足以毁灭传说中

on the battlestar known as Galactica.

太空堡垒卡拉狄加上的人类吐司之后

Is that what you're wearing to watch football at Penny's

你就穿这去佩妮那儿看橄榄球吗

What's wrong with a football jersey

这件球衣咋不对劲了

Nothing.

没啥

That however appears to be a football cocktail dress.

只是看上去更像特制橄榄球鸡尾酒

I's the smallest size they had

这是最小号的

except the one for dogs.

除了狗狗衫以外

I can't believe they had one for dogs.

难以置信居然还有专门的狗狗衫

Oh yes.

当然有了

Canine football fans are a common sight in Texas.

犬类球迷在德州司空见惯

Cats however refuse to wear sporting apparel.

但是猫咪却不肯穿运动服

My sister found that out the hard way.

我姐有过惨痛教训

Anyway wish me luck.

管他的祝我好运吧

Leonard wait.

等等莱纳德

Am I correct in assuming that your attempt to be accepted

你是想通过结交佩妮的朋友

by Penny's peers is based on your desire to ensure

来维持你俩间的性爱关系

your continuing mating privileges with her

我这么假设没错吧

Well I wouldn't put it exactly that way

对我来说不尽然如此

How would you put it

那到底是怎样

Yeah okay like you said.

好吧其实就是你说的那样

Huh. Seems like an awful lot of trouble

看来要经历一段性关系

to go through for intercourse.

还真是麻烦得要命

Don't you have access to women who will do it for money

你就不能花钱找个妓女吗

By the way.

顺便

Another accepted usage for the term "ho."

在这种语境下也可以"嗬"一声

Good bye Sheldon.

再见谢尔顿

Hold on

等下

I believe that social convention

我认为按照社会传统规定

dictate you not arriving empty handed.

你可不能两手空空地上门

Would you like to bring some Cylon toast

带些赛昂吐司吧

Yeah no I'm trying to fit in not get laughed at.

不带我想融入其中才不想被嘲笑

What's funny about Cylon toast

赛昂吐司有啥好笑

It's open.

门没锁

Hey pal.

好啊哥们儿

What do you want

你来干嘛

I brought you a little gift.

我给你带了件小礼物

New kite.

一只新风筝

The kite you made me lose was an authentic Patang

你害我输掉的那只可是正宗的帕唐风筝

Indian fighting kite

是我兄弟从新德里给我寄来的

that my brother sent to me from New Delhi.

印度战斗风筝

It took me a day to put together and two days to paint.

我组装了一整天两天用来上色

This is Hello Kitty.

而这是Hello Kitty

Yeah but it comes with a little coin purse.

没错但这可附带一只零钱袋呢

Does a Patang

帕唐风筝有吗

Wow you just don't get it do you

你还是不懂是吗

Buying me something pretty isn't going

就算你给我买什么可爱的小玩意

to make our problem just go away.

也不能解决问题

Look I admit I haven't always been

听我说我有时候的确

the best friend I could be.

不是一个绝佳好友

You've been a sucky friend a sucky sucky friend.

你根本就是超级烂友烂到极点

Stipulated.

没说错

And you do it all the time.

你一直都这样

Last week in the mall at Radio Shack we were looking

上周在Radio Shack商场(美国电子产品零售商)

for a phone with giant numbers for your mother

我们在帮你妈找一部超大号码键的电话

and I suddenly realize you're not even there.

而我一转眼你居然就不见了

I know I know... And Where were you

-我知道 -你去哪儿了

Getting shot down by the girl at Hot Dog on a Stick.

被HDOS快餐店的一个女孩儿勾走了

But in my defense she was gorgeous

听我解释她实在很火辣嘛

And working that squeezer to make the lemonade

一边用榨汁机做柠檬汁

going and down and up and down.

一边上下扭腰摆臀的

It was like a free pole dance

简直就是在美食天地中

right in the middle of the food court.

免费欣赏钢管舞嘛

You're impossible.

你真是不可理喻

Hey at least I can talk to women

至少我不用喝醉酒

without being drunk.

就能和女人交谈自如

Excuse me I have selective mutism

不好意思我这是选择性缄默症

a recognized medical disorder.

被鉴定为是生理疾病

You're just a douche.

你呢你不过是个脑残

No. You know what

不知道吗

Maybe that's what this whole thing's about.

也许这才是原因

You're not mad at me

你不是在生我的气

you're mad at yourself.

而是气你自己

No I'm mad at you.

不我就是生你的气

I hate myself but I'm mad at you.

我是讨厌自己但我还是生你的气

Fine. You're mad at me. I get it.

好吧你生我气我明白

How about we go spend the day together

何不今天咱一起过

Just the two of us.

就我们俩

We'll go anywhere you want.

你想去哪儿都成

I don't know.

我不知道

Come on.

别这样嘛

Let me take you someplace nice.

我带你去好玩的地方

I I do enjoy the La Brea Tar Pits.

我很喜欢沥青坑博物馆(展出动物化石的公园)

Really now With the traffic and the parking

现在去那交通和停车问题

Okay fine.

管他的走

The Tar Pits. Let's go.

沥青坑我们来啦

Oh why can't I stay mad at you

我怎么就对你没辙呢

Go Go Go

上啊上啊

Go go go go Yes

快上太好了

Are you people watching this

你们没看到吗

Is this amazing or what

这真是太棒了

Sweetie that's a highlight

亲爱的现在放的是

from the '98 championship game.

98年冠军赛的比赛集锦

Oh. Did not know that.

我不知道

How much beer have you had None why

-你喝了多少 -没喝怎么

Oh. I was just kind of hoping you were drunk.

没啥我只是希望你喝醉了

Now we're back live. Okay yeah.

-现在回到现场直播了 -好

I can see the difference.

我能看出跟之前的差别

Oh where's the flag That's intentional grounding.

怎么不掷黄旗那绝对是故意出界

Totally. That completely was a forward pass

-绝对的 -那完全就是个向前传球

Which they threw intentionally incomplete

也就是说他们故意传球不成功

To avoid loss of yardage or to conserve time

以免被罚码数或为了节省时间

I can't believe they're not

我真不敢相信裁判甚至不

Being penalized with the loss of a down

罚掉他们失去一次进攻机会

And by having to move the line of scrimmage

并将启球线

Back to the spot of the foul.

移回到犯规的地方重新开始进攻

Here have some pizza sweetie.

来吃块披萨亲爱的

Penny you know I'm lactose intolerant.

佩妮你知道我有乳糖不耐症的

I know. I just need you stop talking.

我知道我只想让你别说话

Penny. Penny. Penny.

佩妮佩妮佩妮

Sheldon come in. Thank you.

-谢尔顿进来吧 -谢谢

I'd like to make a sandwich but I'm out of bread.

我想做三明治但没面包了

There's some in the fridge.

冰箱里有

You shouldn't keep your bread in the refrigerator.

你不该把面包放冰箱里的

Staleness is caused by crystallization of the starch molecules

淀粉分子间的结晶作用会让面包变硬

Which occurs faster at cool temperatures.

在低温条件下这一过程会加速

On Earth we say "thank you."

在地球上我们都说"谢谢"

So Leonard how goes the mimesis

莱纳德鹦鹉学舌得怎么样

"Mimesis"

鹦鹉学舌

You know. Mimesis.

你知道的鹦鹉学舌

An action in which the mimic takes on the properties

就是鹦鹉学着某个特定的目标或人物

of a specific object or organism.

模仿他们的行为

Mimesis.

鹦鹉学舌

What the hell are you talking about

你到底在说什么啊

I'm attempting to communicate with you

我是在跟你交流

Without my meaning becoming apparent to those around you.

又不想让你周围的人明白

Let me try again.

我再试一次好了

Have the indigenous fauna

这几个"本地物种"

Accepted you as one of their own

接受你为他们中一员了吗

Nudge nudge wink wink.

咯吱咯吱使使眼色

Oh I guess so.

我想是吧

Good. Oh FYI.

很好顺便提醒你

After I eat my sandwich I'm taking Koothrappali's

我吃完三明治之后我就带库萨帕里的

Patang kite out for a test run.

帕唐风筝出去试飞一下

Would you like to get your delta wing raptor and join me

你想带着你的三角翼猛禽跟我一起去吗

I don't want to fly kites Sheldon.

谢尔顿我不想去放风筝

We're watching football here.

我们正看球赛呢

I can see that.

我看得出来

I was providing you with an alternative.

只是给你另外一个选择而已

A courtesy I was never offered in similar circumstances.

而且是之前从未在类似情况下提供过的恩惠

Oh look at that.

快看

The Oklahoma coach throw down a red flag

俄克拉荷马的主教练掷红旗

Indicating he's challenging the ruling on the field.

表明他对场上裁决表示异议

I hope he's right 'cause if he'not

希望他是对的不然的话

It'll cost him one of his three time outs.

他就要付出三次暂停中的一次作为代价了

You know Leonard honey

莱纳德亲爱的

I wouldn't mind if you wanted to go fly kites with Sheldon.

你想跟谢尔顿出去斗风筝的话我不介意的

No I'll watch the end of the game.

不我想看完这比赛

Besides there's only three minutes left.

再说反正也就剩三分钟了

Until halftime.

上半场剩三分钟

This is justalf

才到上半场结束

We've been here for hours.

都几个小时了

And you're gonna be here for a couple more.

还得再有几个小时

Oh you're kidding me. No.

-你开什么玩笑 -没开玩笑

Nice meeting all of you.

很高兴见到各位

So yeah anyway that's my boyfriend.

是啊那啥那就是我男朋友

He is really smart.

他真的很聪明

I really like my saber toothed cat.

这剑齿猫[即剑齿虎]我真的很喜欢

Thank you.

谢谢你

My pleasure.

别客气

Maybe after lunch we can go to Marie Callender's

也许午饭后我们还可以去圣安东尼奥餐厅

And have some pie.

吃几个派

I'd like it.

我很想去

This is turning out to be a perfect Saturday.

这真是一个完美的周六

Good.I'm glad.

很好我很荣幸

Oh man. Did you see the way she smiled at me

兄弟看到她怎么对我笑了吗

Fine. Go ahead.

好吧你去好了

No. This is our day.

不行今儿就我们俩过

If you want to chase after her chase after her.

想去追的话就去吧

Ah who am I kidding I wouldn't have a shot with a girl like that.

开什么玩笑那样的女孩我一点机会都没有的

Don't put yourself down.

别这么妄自菲薄

You're a very attractive man.

你还是很有吸引力的

You think so Yeah.

-你真这么想 -对

Absolutely. It wouldn't kill you

当然虽然我不会强迫你跟我去上

To take a Pilates class with me now and then

普拉提锻炼肌肉

But you have a certain wiry appeal

但你的竹竿身材还是有点吸引力的

Yeah well it doesn't matter

是啊都无所谓了

'cause she wasn't really smiling at me.

因为她又没真的对我笑

Actually in this case I think she was.

事实上这次我觉得她确实有

Really

真的

Yeah. Bye.

-真的 -回见

What a douche.

真是个傻瓜

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