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Howard
Wolowitz.
霍华德·沃罗威茨
Hey
Howard.
Dave
Roeger
here
at
NASA.
霍华德 我是太空总署的戴夫·罗杰
We
need
to
talk
about
your
upcoming
mission.
我们需要谈谈你接下来的任务
Yes
yes
I've
been
doing
my
push
ups.
没问题 我每天都还有在做俯卧撑呢
I'm
still
stuck
at
nine
but...
虽然我目前只能做九个 但...
...that's
going
all
the
way
down
with
no
one
holding
me.
这都是没人托着我的情况下顺利完成的
That's
great
uh
but
that's
not
why
I
called.
那很好 但这不是我找你的原因
We've
run
into
a
bit
of
a
snafu.
我们遇到点大麻烦
Your
Soyuz
capsule
failed
the
pressurization
test
你的联盟号太空舱没通过增压测试
so
bottom
line
mission's
been
scrubbed.
总而言之 你的任务被废止了
You're
kidding.
So
what
does
that
mean
不是吧 那"废止"的意思是...
Boy
I
got
to
tell
you
我不得不说
I'm
really
disappointed.
我真的很失望
This
was
my
dream
ever
since
I
was
a
little
kid.
这是我儿时以来的梦想
Okay
well
uh
thanks
for
the
call.
无论如何 还是要感谢您的来电
Yep
you
too.
好的 您也保重
Yes
Thank
you
太棒了 谢天谢地啊
I'm
not
gonna
die
in
space
老子不用死在太空里了
I'm
gonna
die
the
way
God
intended
我可以按照上帝的旨意
in
my
late
50s
with
a
heart
full
of
pastrami.
五六十岁时 死于吃太多熏肉引发的心脏病了
By
aBu
201705
生活大爆炸 第五季 第二十三集
I'm
going
to
need
a
larger
shirt.
我需要一件更大的衬衫
This
one's
a
little
tight
under
the
arms.
这件腋下部位有点紧
Okay.
好吧
Do
you
think
maybe
it's
tight
你不觉得之所以会紧
because
you're
wearing
long
underwear
是因为你里面穿了套长的内衣裤吗
Yes
of
course
that's
why
it's
tight.
废话 当然是因为这个
All
right
let
me
rephrase
the
question.
好吧 让我重新表述下问题
Why
are
you
wearing
long
underwear
你干嘛要穿长的内衣裤啊
You're
kidding.
你不是吧
Shouldn't
the
question
be
why
aren't
you
重点应该是 "为何你不穿长内衣裤"
No
it
should
be
why
are
you
不 应该是"为何你穿啊"
Leonard
these
rental
tuxedos
have
been
莱纳德 这些租赁的礼服早已被
worn
by
hundreds
of
sweaty
strangers.
上百个满身臭汗的陌生人穿过
I
don't
like
my
own
sweat
touching
my
skin
我连沾到自己的汗都讨厌
how
do
you
think
I
feel
about
theirs
陌生人的汗不是更要命吗
Why
don't
you
slip
this
on
试试这件吧
Said
the
hangman
offering
a
noose.
就跟绞刑吏来送绞索一样
Well
that
wasn't
as
entertaining
as
when
he
rents
bowling
shoes
虽然不如他租保龄球鞋时搞笑
but
it
was
right
up
there.
不过也相差无几了
Well
that's
it.
好吧 木已成舟
My
orders
have
been
rescinded.
我的任命被撤销了
I
am
officially
"no
go"
to
space.
我正式"去不成"太空了
I'm
sorry
Howard
but
I
got
to
tell
you
我很遗憾 霍华德 不过老实说
I'm
a
little
relieved
you're
not
going.
你去不成 我反倒松了一口气
Why
为什么
Come
on
you
were
gonna
go
up
in
a
rocket
拜托 送你上太空的火箭
designed
in
the
1960s
by
the
Russians.
可是俄国人在上世纪六十年代设计的
Yeah
so
是啊 那又如何
When
was
the
last
time
you
were
at
Best
Buy
你可有过去百思买购物时
and
you
heard
someone
say
"ooh
check
out
this
Blu
ray
player
听别人说 "快看这个蓝光播放器
it
must
be
good
it
was
built
in
Russia"
是俄国制造的呢 肯定不错"的经验吗
Well
their
technology
isn't
that
bad.
他们的技术也没那么糟啦
When
you
come
back
to
Earth
in
a
Soyuz
capsule
当你坐着联盟号太空舱返回地球时
you
free
fall
from
space
at
500
miles
per
hour
你会以每小时500英里的速度自由落体
and
the
only
thing
that
slows
you
down
唯一帮你减速的东西
is
a
little
parachute
that
pops
out
是你撞向地面的前一刻
right
before
you
crash
into
the
ground.
弹出的小小降落伞
And
the
whole
thing
was
designed
by
the
same
brilliant
minds
而设计这火箭的人 可是连飞鼠洛奇和
who
were
unable
to
capture
Rocky
and
Bullwinkle.
驯鹿布尔温克都抓不到的"聪明"俄国人呢
美国六十年代经典卡通片《飞鼠洛基冒险记》的主角
飞鼠洛奇和驯鹿布尔温克
All
right
well
whatever.
好吧 不管怎么说
I
wasn't
worried.
我一点也不担心
You
weren't
是吗
Let
me
explain
the
difference
between
you
and
me.
让我解释一下你和我的区别
You
watch
Star
Trek
你是《星际迷航》的看客
I
live
it.
而我是住客
Oh
please.
I
don't
remember
the
episode
of
Star
Trek
拜托 《星际迷航》可有过任何一集
where
the
guy
never
goes
to
space
是讲一个没去成太空的家伙
and
brags
about
it
in
a
tuxedo
store.
在礼服店自吹自擂的故事啊
Make
all
the
jokes
you
want
随你怎么嘲笑我
but
there's
only
one
of
us
here
brave
enough
但我们之中 也就只有一个人足够勇敢
to
almost
do
what
I
almost
did.
差点真做了上太空的大业
Ah
much
better.
这回好多了
You
must
be
burning
up.
你现在肯定热得要死吧
A
little.
But
not
more
than
your
urethras
will
be
是有点 不过也比你们从那些裤子染上点
after
whatever's
in
those
pants
swims
up
them.
不知名的病菌 然后尿道灼热瘙痒来得强
I
cut
quite
the
dashing
yet
hygienic
figure
don't
I
我将潇洒与卫生完美的结合起来了 不是吗
I
look
like
the
Flash
about
to
get
married.
我看上去就像是闪电侠要结婚了
Oh
A
tissue
A
tissue
天啊 废纸巾 废纸巾
Oh
good
Lord
上帝啊
Uh
where's
he
going
他要上哪去
He
keeps
emergency
Purell
in
the
car.
他在车里准备了紧急消毒液
Keys
Keys
Keys
钥匙给我 给我 给我
Hey
you.
Before
I
come
in
-是你啊 -我进来之前
you
should
know
I
have
gas.
得先告诉你 我可是有"气"而来哟
For
the
record
not
your
worst
opening
line.
说起来 你还说过更烂的开场白呢
Check
it
out.
It's
the
gas
I
use
来看吧 这瓶气是我用来让
in
my
free
electron
laser
to
support
high
voltages.
自由电子激光支持高电压的
But
it
also
has
an
interesting
secondary
use.
但它还有个有趣的第二用途
Here.
Breathe
this
in.
给你 吸一口
B
Before
I
do
it
在我吸之前
if
you're
a
cop
you
have
to
tell
me
right
如果你是条子 你会告诉我的吧
Just
try
it.
Okay.
-吸就好啦 -好吧
What's
it
supposed
to...
吸完后会...
Oh
my
God
that's
so
freaky
天啊 这太诡异了
You're
a
mean
one
"你这个小气鬼"
出自同名歌曲《You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch》
Mr.
Grinch.
"圣诞怪杰先生"
Okay.
Me
me
me.
Ready
好了好了 到我了 准备好没
Leonard
I
am
your
father.
莱纳德 我是你爹
I
have
never
been
more
attracted
to
a
woman
我这辈子从没这么被一个
who
sounds
like
a
man
in
my
life.
声音像男人的女人吸引过
Hey...
you
know
how
we've
been...
你知道我们一直...
taking
things
slow
进展得比较慢吧
Well
I've
been
thinking
and...
我最近一直在想...
maybe
I'm
ready
to...
或许我准备好...
take
things
a
little...
faster.
让进展加快...一点点啦
Oh
great.
太好了
And
I
promise
after
waiting
four
months
我向你保证 憋了四个月之后
fast
is
what
you're
gonna
get.
也就只能当"快枪手"了
You
know
just
just
one
thing.
不过有个问题
Look
we're
in
a
really
great
place
right
now
我们现在关系那么融洽
and
I
don't
want
to
do
anything
我不想做出任何
that
will
make
stuff
all
weird
again.
把关系弄尴尬的事情
So
we
won't
let
it
get
weird.
那我们就别让它变尴尬不得了
Okay.
Oh
and
just
a
heads
up...
行 我还得提个醒
mm
since
the
last
time
you
saw
me
naked
从我们上次"亲密"到现在这之间
儿童节目《芝麻街》中的人物角色
I
got
a
Cookie
Monster
tattoo.
我纹了个甜怪饼纹身
The
acceptable
response"s
when
you
see
it
你看到的时候 除了称赞"好炫"
are
"awesome"
or
nothing.
我不想听到其他废话
What
about...
那我就说
Cookies
我要甜饼
Amy
艾米
Amy
艾米
Amy
艾米
7
00
right
on
time.
七点 刚好准时
It's
not
an
accident.
这可不是什么"刚好"
I
waited
outside
your
door
for
20
minutes.
人家在足足在门外等了二十分钟呢
Well
dinner's
almost
ready.
晚餐马上就好
I
must
say
我不得不说
I
was
surprised
you
chose
to
spend
我真没想到你会选择在家里
our
date
night
in
your
apartment.
度过我们的约会之夜
As
I
mentioned
正如我提到的
the
Pasadena
City
Council
is
debating
longer
crosswalk
times
帕萨迪纳市议会正在辩论加长行人过马路的时间
and
later
the
LEGO
store
is
having
a
midnight
madness
sale.
而且 乐高专卖店午夜还会举行疯狂大甩卖
You
ask
anyone
that's
a
hot
date.
任谁都觉得那样的约会更血脉喷张
Tempting
choices
but
I
have
something
special
是挺诱人 不过今晚我准备了
planned
for
tonight.
一些特别的东西
What
can
be
more
special
than
有什么能比
having
an
adequate
amount
of
time
to
cross
the
street
在去买乐高夺宝奇兵模型的路上
on
your
way
to
buy
a
tiny
LEGO
Indiana
Jones
能有充足时间过马路更特别啊
With
our
friends
moving
forward
in
their
relationships
鉴于我们的朋友 关系都正在向前发展
I've
decided
that
we
should
make
progress
in
ours
as
well.
我决定我们的关系也该更进一步了
Oh
dear
Lord.
老天哪
Two
years
ago
we
didn't
even
know
each
other
两年前我们还不认识对方呢
and
now
I'm
in
your
apartment
after
dark.
现在我们就"夜晚时分你家见"了
How
much
faster
can
this
thing
go
这关系进展得还不够快吗
I
had
a
feeling
you'd
be
reluctant
我早有预感你会不同意
which
is
why
I'm
going
to
dip
所以我准备要使出我
into
my
neurobiological
bag
of
tricks.
神经生物学版的锦囊妙计了
Oh
you
brain
monkeys
kill
me.
Dip
away.
你那些猴子主意最好玩了 挖吧
I
have
devised
an
experiment
我设计了一个实验
that
I
believe
will
increase
your
feelings
for
me
我相信这能让你
in
an
accelerated
time
frame.
加快对我产生感情
And
how
do
you
propose
to
do
that
你准备怎么做呢
Uh
hope
you're
not
thinking
希望你不是想着
about
some
sort
of
LSD
thought
control.
用迷幻药来对我进行思想控制
Because
there's
only
one
mind
expanding
drug
that
this
man
enjoys
因为我只喜欢一种迷药 此药名"知识"
and
that's
called
school.
"唯知识能令我着迷"
Human
beings
form
emotional
attachments
as
they
grow
up.
情感的依赖是随着人类生长而诞生的
In
your
case
to
your
mother
superheroes
et
cetera.
以你来说 你依恋母亲 超能英雄等等
I'm
going
to
attempt
an
experiment
that
我准备尝试一个实验
will
get
you
to
transfer
those
feelings
to
me.
让你将这些情感转移到我身上
Well
seems
what's
on
the
menu
tonight
看来今晚的菜
is
malarkey
with
a
big
side
of
poppycock.
只有"胡言乱语"和"胡说八道"呢
We'll
see.
试了才知道
Let's
start
with
a
little
romantic
dinner
music
shall
we
我们先听一首浪漫的晚餐音乐 好吗
Super
Mario
Bros.theme
超级玛丽的主题曲
Yes.
没错
I
see
what
you're
doing.
我明白你在干什么了
证实了记忆是基于联想
德国心理学家 首先设计了测量机械学习和记忆的实验方法
You're
attempting
to
build
on
the
work
of
Ebbinghaus
你想如法炮制艾宾豪斯的方法
by
triggering
an
involuntary
memory
of
me
playing
that
game
从潜意识勾起我玩这个游戏时的记忆
admittedly
the
happiest
600
hours
of
my
childhood...
也就是我儿时那最快乐的六百个小时
...but
it
won't
work.
不过这是没用的
Fine.
There's
no
reason
we
still
can't
have
a
lovely
dinner.
好吧 但也不影响我们享用晚餐
Why
don't
you
have
a
seat.
你先就坐吧
May
I
offer
you
something
to
drink
我给你倒点饮料喝吧
You
know
I
don't
drink.
你知道我不喝饮料
Not
even...
这个也不喝吗
strawberry
Quik
草莓速溶奶
I
love
strawberry
Quik.
我超爱草莓速溶奶
It's
my
favorite
pink
fluid
我最喜欢的粉色液体
narrowly
beating
out
Pepto
Bismol.
比佩托比斯摩[粉色液体胃药]略胜一筹
Oh
I
know.
我知道
I
think
it
will
go
nicely
我觉得这个正好搭配
with
what
I
have
prepared...
我特意准备的
for
dinner.
晚餐
Spaghetti
with
little
pieces
of
hot
dog
cut
up
in
it
意粉 里面还加了热狗切片
Just
like
your
mommy
used
to
make.
跟以前你妈妈做的一样
Oh...
yummy
yummy
大餐啊大餐
We
should
do
this
more
often.
我们以后要经常这样约会
Uh
oh.
糟糕
I'm
sorry.
I
did
对不起 我错了
I
crossed
a
line.
I
didn't
mean
to
我太过分了 我不是故意的
Who
says
something
like
that
right
in
the
middle
of
sex
有谁会在做爱的时候说这样的话啊
I
don't
know
it
just
came
out.
我不知道 不自觉就说出口了
People
say
weird
things
during
sex
all
the
time.
很多人在做爱期间都会说奇怪的话嘛
Okay
well
they
sure
as
hell
don't
say
that.
可没人会说这个啊
It
was
the
heat
of
the
moment.
No
-高潮时刻 情不自禁嘛 -放屁
the
heat
of
the
moment
is
"Ooh
yeah
just
like
that
"
高潮时刻应该是说"对 太爽了"
not
"will
you
marry
me
"
而不是说"你愿意嫁给我吗"
I'm
sorry.
对不起
Just
just
give
me
another
chance.
再给我一次机会吧
Why
so
you
can
crawl
under
the
covers
and
go
好让你下次能有机会在滚床单时说
"Hey
baby
want
to
go
look
for
houses
"宝贝 想去看看
in
neighborhoods
with
good
schools
"
在好学校学区里的房子吗"
Again
I'm
sorry.
我还是那句话 对不起
You
know
with
Howard
and
Bernadette
getting
married
你也知道 霍华德和伯纳黛特要结婚了
I
got
caught
up
in
a
little
wedding
fever.
我被这股结婚热感染了
I
take
it
back.
我收回那句话
You
can't
take
something
like
that
back.
这种话覆水难收啊
I
mean
what
are
we
even
supposed
to
do
now
我们现在该如何是好
Okay
at
some
point
we'll
look
back
说不定将来 某天回想起
and
this
is
going
to
be
a
funny
story.
会觉得这其实挺搞笑的啊
Why
don't
we
just
start
doing
that
now
我们现在就可以当笑话看嘛
You're
kidding.
No.
-你不是吧 -我是说真的
Hey
do
you
remember...
你还记不记得
...that
time
when
I
proposed
to
you
in
bed
我在床上向你求婚的那件事啊
And
you
were
all
like
"What
are
you
doing
"
你当时一脸惊讶 说"你说毛呢"
That
was
so
funny.
真是笑死人了
So
funny.
太好笑了
It's
not
funny.
一点都不好笑
Give
it
a
minute.
让笑点再酝酿一会
Is
that
a
little
smile
I
see
there
嘴角是不是要扬起微笑啦
I
should
go.
我还是闪吧
Hey
I
was
thinking.
我刚刚在想
For
our
first
dance
at
the
wedding
我们结婚时的第一支舞蹈
what
if
we
learn
the
final
number
from
Dirty
Dancing
我们学电影《辣身舞》里的最后那支舞怎么样
You're
kidding.
No
-你说笑的吧 -说真的
come
on.
来嘛
How
cool
would
that
be
那该有多酷啊
Me
running
into
your
arms...
我奔向你的臂弯
you
lifting
me
up
into
the
air.
你把我举在空中
Oh
you're
in
a
good
mood.
某人心情不错呀
Yeah
well
why
wouldn't
I
be
当然啦 有什么好不开心的
You
know
I'm
marrying
the
girl
of
my
dreams
我就要迎娶我的梦中情人了
and
I
finally
got
my
mother
to
agree
而且我也终于说服我妈
not
to
come
on
our
honeymoon.
不跟着咱们去度蜜月了
Oh
it's
NASA.
是航空航天局打来的
Oh
hang
on.
Wolowitz.
我是沃罗威茨
Oh
Hi
Dave.
What's
up
戴夫 怎么了
No
kidding.
Really
你没开玩笑吧 真的吗
Well
that's...great
news.
这 这真是太好了
Great
great
news.
天大的好消息
All
right
I'll
watch
my
e
mail
for
the
details.
好的 我会查邮件的
Okay
talk
soon.
好的 回头聊
What's
so
great
什么天大的好消息呀
It
looks
like
I'm
going
into
space
after
all.
看来我还是要上太空了
Oh
Howie
that's
wonderful
华仔 这太棒了
Uh
huh
wonderful.
是挺棒
What
happened
I
thought
they
canceled
your
mission.
怎么回事 他们不是把你的任务取消了吗
Th
They
did.
是取消了
But
NASA
really
wants
my
telescope
up
on
the
space
station
可是航空航天局很想把我的望远镜装上太空站
so
they're
putting
me
on
an
earlier
launch.
所以他们要让我提前升空
When
A...week
from
Friday.
-什么时候 -下周五
What
We're
getting
married
that
Sunday.
什么 可咱们的婚礼就在那个周日呀
You're
right
说的没错
I
I
can't
go
to
space.
我 我不能去太空
I
have
to
get
married
我要结婚
and
no
one
can
say
that's
not
a
good
reason.
这个理由没人能反驳
I'll
call
him
back.
我这就打回给他
Wait.
I
don't
want
to
be
the
one
who
stands
in
your
way.
等一下 我不想成为阻碍你的那个人
Well
too
bad
you
already
did.
It's
a
done
deal.
可惜 你已经是了 米已成炊了
Oh
well.
But
I
forgive
you.
但是没关系 我原谅你
No.
That's
not
how
I
want
to
start
our
marriage
不行 我不想这么开始咱们的婚姻
killing
your
dream
我怎么能一上来就毁掉你的梦想呢
We'll
have
the
wedding
when
you
get
back.
等你回来咱们再举办婚礼
But
wh
what
about
all
the
plans
and
the
guests
可是我们已经做好计划而且喜帖都发了呀
We'll
call
them.
打电话给大家取消就是了
Although
my
dad's
gonna
go
a
little
nutso
虽然我老爸会因为损失了酒席押金
over
losing
his
deposits.
而不是太爽
You're
right
he
is
没错 他一定会的
Your
dad's
gonna
be
furious.
你爸会气疯的
There's
no
way
he's
gonna
let
us
postpone
this
wedding.
他不可能会同意我们延迟婚礼
Well
we
tried.
至少咱们努力过了
I'll
talk
to
him.
我去跟他谈
He
won't
say
no
to
his
little
girl.
他不会拒绝他的宝贝女儿的
No
I
I
should
talk
to
him
不 应该我去跟他谈
man
to
man.
来场男人跟男人间的对话
But
Howie
my
dad
can
be
a
bully.
但是 华仔 我老爸很凶的
He's
gonna
make
you
cancel
your
space
flight.
他会逼你 不让你上太空的
We
can
only
hope...
这样最好...
that
he
doesn't.
是别发生啦
Bishop
to
queen
four
象挪到二层的
level
two.
四号皇后
Check.
将军
Sheldon...
谢尔顿
knight
takes
bishop.
马吃掉象
You
all
right
你没事吧
I'm
fine.
我没事
Are
you
真的吗
You
left
your
queen
exposed
from
above
你把你的皇后暴露在敌军之中
you
trapped
your
knight
in
the
corner
把你的马困在了角落里
and
you
keep
sighing
and
saying
"Why
me
"
还不停地一边叹气一边说"为什么是我"
Very
well.
好吧
Can
I
ask
you
a
question
about
women
我能问你一个关于女人的问题吗
We
got
you
that
book
last
year.
我们去年不是买了那本书给你嘛
Wasn't
everything
in
there
那里面的东西还不够全面吗
No
I'm
having
a
relationship
problem
with
Amy.
不是 我跟艾米有点感情问题
And
by
the
way
that
book
gave
me
nightmares.
顺便说一句 我看完那本书就做噩梦
Well
if
it
makes
you
feel
any
better
我跟佩妮最近也闹得很僵
I
screwed
things
up
pretty
good
with
Penny.
也许这样能让你觉得好受点
Look
at
us
Leonard...
你看咱俩现在 莱纳德
engaging
in
the
social
convention
of
都会像普通的男人一样
men
bellyaching
about
their
ol'
ladies.
聚在一起抱怨自己家的女人了
I
guess
we
are.
是啊
So
what's
going
on
那说说吧 你们怎么了
Believe
it
or
not
信不信由你
Amy
has
embarked
on
a
campaign
艾米开始想尽办法哄我开心
to
increase
my
feelings
for
her
就为了增进
by
making
me
happy.
我对她的感情
I'm
sorry
that
must
be
very
difficult
for
you.
我深表同情 你肯定觉得"很不好受"
It's
awful.
简直糟透了
This
morning
she
arranged
for
me
今早 她替我打点好一切
to
be
an
Amtrak
junior
conductor
for
the
day.
让我当一天全美铁路客运公司的小售票员
It
It's
usually
only
open
to
children.
通常 这种机会只提供给小孩子
She
got
them
to
make
an
exception.
她逼人家为我破例了
Shame
on
her.
她真无耻
They
let
me
blow
the
whistle
Leonard.
他们让我吹哨子了 莱纳德
She's
good.
她还真有两下子
I
know.
And
it
gets
worse.
就是啊 而且事态愈发严重了
Her
efforts
are
causing
me
她的努力已经开始让我
to
have
affectionate
feelings
for
her
在不恰当的时候
at
inappropriate
times.
对她想入非非了
You
mean
like
in
bed
or
in
the
shower
你是指在床上或是在你冲凉的时候吗
No
才不是呢
Would
you
please
stop
referencing
that
infernal
book
你能别再引用那本万恶淫书中的句子了吗
For
example
this
morning
比如说 今天早上
I
was
calculating
the
random
motion
我正在计算真空条件下虚粒子的
of
virtual
particles
in
a
vacuum
无规则运动
when
suddenly
the
particles
morphed
突然间那些虚粒子
into
an
image
of
Amy's
dandruff...
变形成了艾米的头皮屑
...gently
cascading
down
onto
her
pale
慢慢地从她的头上倾泻而下
slightly
hunched
shoulders.
落在她苍白又微微隆起的肩膀上
What
has
that
vixen
done
to
me
Leonard
这个女巫到底对我下了什么药啊 莱纳德
And
how
do
I
make
it
stop
我怎么才能停止这一切呀
Well
if
you
had
a
physical
relationship
如果你俩有肉体关系的话
I'd
say
propose
during
sex.
我会建议你在跟她亲热的过程中求婚
Turns
out
that's
a
real
mood
killer.
绝对一招毙命 性趣全无
I
assume
we're
talking
about
you
now
Yeah.
-我猜咱俩现在聊得是你咯 -没错
So
that's
how
this
works
所以这种社交场合就是这样的吗
I
complain
and
then
you
complain
我抱怨几句 然后你再接着抱怨几句
and
no
one
offers
any
solutions
可大家都没什么解决办法
Pretty
much.
基本上就是这样
Well
no
wonder
the
women
are
winning.
怪不得女人们开始占上风了呢
Mr.
Rostenkowski
are
you
busy
罗森考斯基先生 你在忙吗
Oh
just
looking
at
some
old
pictures.
Come
on
in.
我只是在看些老照片 进来吧
Family
pictures
or...
是家庭照片 还是...
H
Holy
crap
that's
a
dead
person.
天哪 那是个死人
Last
murder
case
before
I
retired.
我退休前最后一桩谋杀案
How
many
bodies
do
you
see
there
这里有多少具死尸
Careful
好好数
it's
a
trick
question.
这个问题很有难度
I'm
not
sure.
我不确定
Nah
you'll
never
get
it.
算了 你也猜不到
It's
a
fraction.
是来自同一尸体的碎块
How
about
that.
意想不到啊
Anyway
sir
是这样的 先生
I
need
to
talk
to
you
about
something.
我有点事想找你谈谈
Walnut
要吃核桃吗
No
thank
you.
不用了 谢谢
I'm
allergic.
我对核桃过敏
Oh
sure.
好的
My
partner
used
to
have
that.
我搭档也过敏
He's
dead
now.
他已经死了
From
nuts
死于坚果吗[疯子]
Nah
his
wife
shot
him.
不是 被他老婆枪杀的
But
she
was
nuts
so
in
a
way...
不过她是疯子 所以某种意义上来说...
Nice
story.
真是好故事
Anyway
总之
the
reason
I
wanted
to
talk
to
you
is
我想跟你谈谈的原因是
NASA
has
moved
up
my
launch
to
the
International
Space
Station.
宇航局把我上太空站的发射提前了
Yeah
so
So...
-那又如何 -那就是说
the
date
is
going
to
conflict
with
me
marrying
your
daughter.
发射日期跟我娶你女儿的日期有冲突
Now
I
know
what
you're
going
to
say
我知道你想说什么
I
made
a
commitment
to
Bernadette
and
to
your
family
我已对伯纳黛特和您家作出承诺
and
I've
got
a
hell
of
a
lot
of
nerve
coming
in
here
我鼓起万般勇气来到这里
and
demanding
that
we
postpone
this
thing.
提出延期的要求实在是太过分了
Well
message
heard
and
understood.
所以 我明白了也理解了
Mission
canceled.
Thank
you.
取消去太空站的任务 打扰了
Where
are
you
going
你要去哪
I'm
sorry.
抱歉
May
I
be
excused
我可以离开了吗
No
you
may
not.
不可以
Let
me
tell
you
something.
我来告诉你
When
I
first
met
you...
我第一次见到你时
You
just
gonna
stand
there
你就站在那里听吗
I'm
sorry
I
didn't
know
is
this
going
to...
抱歉 我不知道 是要...
Well
I
should
sit...
好的 我坐下
May
I
be
seat...
Well
I'll
just
sit.
我能坐吗...我坐下就是
When
I
first
met
you
我第一次见到你时
I
didn't
like
you.
很不喜欢你
I'm
aware
of
that
sir.
我知道 先生
But
then
you
and
I
had
some
time
together.
跟你相处过一段时间后
It
did
not
get
better.
还是不喜欢你
Right
right.
好吧
That
silly
Beatle
haircut
你那愚蠢的披头士发型
and...you
riding
around
on
a
red
Vespa
骑一辆红色小摩托
and
you're
still
living
at
home
with
your
mother.
还跟你妈妈一起住
To
be
honest
I
thought
Bernadette
chose
you
老实说 我觉得伯纳黛特选择你
to
punish
me.
是为了惩罚我
But
then
I
heard
about
your
astronaut
thing
然后我听到你要当宇航员的事
and
I
realized
我才意识到
I
judged
you
too
fast.
我过于草率的判断你了
Maybe
you
are
the
right
guy
for
my
little
girl.
也许你就是最适合我女儿的白马王子
Oh
I
am.
And
just
so
you
know
我就是 而且你也知道的
I'd
still
be
an
astronaut
even
if
I
didn't
go
to
space.
即使我不去太空了 我也依旧是宇航员
I've
got
an
I.D.
card
and
a
NASA
golf
shirt.
我有身份认证卡和宇航局的高尔夫衫
No
no
you
got
to
go.
不不 你一定得去
You
can't
turn
down
an
opportunity
like
this.
不应该放弃这样的一个机会
B
But
what
about
the
wedding
那婚礼怎么办
and
all
the
money
you
put
down
for
the
reception
还有你为婚宴投下去的钱怎么办
You
let
me
worry
about
that.
这事我烦恼就好
You
go
up
to
that
space
station
你安心去那个空间站
and
you
make
me
proud.
让我为你骄傲
Um
okay.
好吧
You
got
a
problem
with
that
你觉得这有什么问题吗
All
right
look
I'm
gonna
level
with
you.
好吧 我跟你说老实话
I'm
terrified
about
going
into
space.
我很害怕进入太空
What
if
I
don't
make
it
back
要是我回不来怎么办
It's
gonna
be
okay
son.
会没事的 女婿
You
really
think
so
你真的这么想吗
Of
course.
当然
A
pretty
girl
like
Bernadette...
伯纳黛特那么漂亮
she'll
find
a
new
guy.
肯定会找到新归宿
Off
to
work
Yeah.
-去上班吗 -对
Have
a
nice
night.
祝你晚上过得愉快
Okay
you
too.
你也是
Penny
just
wait.
佩妮 等等
I've
been
thinking
about
what
I
said
我一直在想那天
when
we
were
in
bed
the
other
night.
我们上床时我说过的话
Yeah
I've
been
thinking
about
it
too.
我也一直在想
I
noticed
you
never
answered
me.
你一直都还没回答我呢
You're
right.
没错
No.
答案是不
Uh
follow
up.
Are
we
still
dating
Yep.
-继续 那我们还是恋人吗 -是啊
Is
it
still
weird
'cause
I
proposed
Yep.
-还在因为我求婚而尴尬吗 -是啊
I
have
a
couple
more
quick
questions.
我还有几个问题要问
Do
you
want
to
call
me
from
the
car
No
-你上车打电话给我谈吧 -别想
Think
I
played
that
pretty
well.
还处理的挺不错嘛
Hello
Leonard.
你好 莱纳德
What
are
you
doing
你们在做什么
We're
playing
doctor.
我们在玩医生游戏
Star
Trek
style.
《星际迷航》式的
I'm
in
hell
Leonard.
我堕落了 莱纳德
Don't
stop.
别停啊
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