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Previously
on
The
Big
Bang
Theory...
《生活大爆炸》前情提要
Actually
I
I
need
to
talk
to
both
of
you
about
your
paper.
事实上 我要跟你俩说说你们论文的事
Oh
right
how
are
the
citations
coming
Um...
引文查得怎么样了
We
came
a
across
a
a
Russian
paper
我们发现了一篇苏联论文
that
seems
to
disprove
super
asymmetry.
似乎能驳倒超不对称性
时至今日
Okay
Sheldon
and
Amy
are
still
pretty
upset
听我说 谢尔顿与艾米还在为
about
their
theory
being
disproved.
他们的理论被推翻而难过
So
we
have
made
a
list
of
subjects
所以我们列出了一系列
for
everyone
to
avoid.
大家应该避免的话题
Symmetry.
Asymmetry.
-对称性 -不对称性
Uh
SimCity
游戏《模拟城市》
sounds
too
much
like
symmetry.
发音跟对称性这词太像
That
also
applies
to
The
Simpsons
Simba
from
The
Lion
King
也音似的《辛普森家庭》 《狮子王》里的辛巴
and
cymbals.
还有钹也都不行
Russia
or
Russian
in
any
context.
任何俄罗斯与俄罗斯人话题
The
country
the
dressing
the
roulette.
国家 服饰 甚至俄罗斯轮盘赌
Uh
also
no
talk
of
Rocky
IV.
也不许聊电影《洛奇4》
Why
Rocky
IV
为什么不能聊
Because
he
fights
a
Russian.
因为主角的对手是俄罗斯人
I'm
sorry
about
her.
贱内出丑了 抱歉
We
should
just
try
and
avoid
anything
that
makes
them
think
我们应该尽量避免任何会联想到
of
their
project
or
science
他们的研究或者科学
or
Nobel
Prizes
or
successes
or
failures.
以及诺贝尔奖 还有成功与失败
Hi
Hey
guys.
-大家好啊 -你们来啦
What
are
you
guys
doing
你们在做什么呢
Nothing.
没什么
Nothing
没什么
Like
what
my
career
has
come
to
Thanks
a
lot.
就像我的事业也没什么一样吗 谢谢啊
Nice
going.
干得漂亮
What
are
you
doing
你在做什么
Eating
reading
吃饭 阅读
watching
television
listening
to
the
radio.
看电视 听广播
What
does
it
look
like
I'm
doing
不然你觉得我是在干嘛
Is
that
asparagus
I
thought
you
hate
asparagus.
那是芦笋吗 我以为你讨厌芦笋啊
I
thought
so
too
but
I
also
thought
super
asymmetry
我也曾这么以为 但我也以为超非对称性
was
a
good
idea
so
what
else
am
I
wrong
about
是个很棒的点子啊 谁知道我还有哪里错了
Oh
so
now
you're
reevaluating
every
opinion
you've
ever
had
所以现在你要重审此生做过的所有决定吗
Yes.
I
am
following
the
example
没错 我要追随着
of
17th
century
philosopher
Rene
Descartes.
17世纪哲学家勒奈·笛卡尔的脚步
He
subjected
all
his
beliefs
to
radical
doubt
他认为所有知觉感官的知识都可以被怀疑
so
that
he
could
build
a
bedrock
belief
并将此作为形而上学中最基本的出发点
and
build
his
cognitive
life
back
up
on
firm
principles.
然后将他的感官认知建立在稳固原则上
Ugh
Still
yucky
still
yucky.
还是难吃 超难吃
Sheldon
I
know
you're
upset
about
the
paper
okay.
谢尔顿 我知道你很为论文难过
I'm
upset
too.
我也很难过
I
mean
I
was
so
sure
we
were
right.
我本来好确定我们命中红心了
Every
fiber
of
my
being
felt
like
this
was
it.
我全身上下每一处都确信
This
was
the
one.
How
can
I
trust
my
instincts
anymore
就是这个理论了 以后我还怎么相信自己直觉
Well
just
because
our
theory
was
wrong
我们的理论出了错
that
doesn't
mean
you're
wrong
about
everything.
不代表你身边的所有事物都是错的
Doesn't
it
I've
always
thought
I
hated
jazz
maybe
I
was
wrong.
没错吗 我一直觉得我很讨厌爵士 或许我错了呢
Maybe
it's
great
to
hear
all
the
notes
at
once.
或许听所有音符大杂烩一般感觉超棒
I'm
trying
I'm
really
trying
我在努力 真的很努力尝试了
What
you
eating
Chicken
fried
steak.
-你在吃什么 -炸牛排
What
You
can't
have
chicken
fried
steak
什么 你不可以一大早起来
first
thing
in
the
morning.
就吃炸牛排当早餐啊
Hey
you
knew
I
was
a
bad
boy
when
you
married
me.
你嫁给我的时候早知道我是个坏男孩了
Come
on
you
want
a
piece
of
this
怎么样 想要来品尝这鲜肉吗
You
or
the
steak
你这块肉还是牛排
Me.
I'm
not
sharing
the
steak.
当然是我 我才不分享这牛排
Hey
you
guys
busy
你们在忙吗
No
what's
going
on
没 怎么了
I'm
really
worried
about
Sheldon.
我很担心谢尔顿
I've
never
seen
him
this
down.
我从没看过他这么低落
Have
you
tried
making
him
a
cup
of
tea
你试过给他泡杯茶吗
He's
reevaluated
tea.
他重新审视了茶这玩意
Now
he
thinks
it's
nothing
but
leaf
soup.
现在他觉得只不过是热叶子汤罢了
That's
a
good
point.
挺有道理啊
No
it's
not.
No
it's
not.
-有个屁啦 -毫无道理
He's
rethinking
everything.
他在重新审视每件事
How
long
is
it
gonna
be
before
he
gets
to
me
谁知道什么时候就开始审视我了
Oh.
It's
that
bad
huh
这么严重啊
I'm
afraid
so.
I
just...
I
don't
know
what
to
do.
好像是的... 我真不知道该怎么办了
I
have
something
that
might
help.
我有个法宝或许有用
It's
it's
a
recording
of
the
only
person
这份录像是由世上唯一一位
whose
opinion
Sheldon
actually
respects.
谢尔顿会尊重他看法的人所录
Hawking
霍金教授吗
Feynman
他的偶像费曼
No
himself.
不 是他自己
It's
a
pep
talk
he
made
when
he
was
a
kid.
是他小时候给自己录的打气谈话
He
gave
it
to
me
years
ago
and
told
me
to
save
it
他在多年前交给了我 让我保存好
for
a
real
emergency.
在生死存亡之际用
What
You
didn't
break
it
out
什么 你怎么不在谢尔顿之前宣布
when
he
declared
his
room
a
sovereign
nation
他的房间是主权国家
and
waged
a
trade
war
against
us
并且对我们发动贸易战时拿出来
His
major
export
is
talking.
I
didn't
want
that
anyway.
他国家的主要出口货品是废话 我本来也不想要
Is
that
a
VCR
那是录像机吗
Yeah
Amy
asked
if
we
had
one
she
could
borrow
艾米问我有没有的借
and
I
just
want
to
make
sure
it
still
works.
我想先确定一下还好不好用
What's
on
the
tape
录像带里是什么
Not
sure.
I
used
to
record
a
lot
of
Jeopardy
For
my
mom
不确定 我以前替我妈录了很多《危险边缘》
然后参赛者得猜出"原问题"是什么
知名游戏节目 游戏形式是先给出"答案"与方向
but
if
I
push
play
and
you
see
some
naked
people...
但如果我按播放后出现了赤身裸体的人...
Got
it.
What
is
porn
知道题目了 "什么是黄片"
Ooh
we
were
looking
for
"Vintage
'80s
erotica
"
正确题目应该是"经典80年代情色片"
but
I'll
accept
it.
但你的答案我也接受
Hello
everybody.
大家好
I
am
The
Great
Howdini.
我是伟大的霍迪尼
Put
it
back
on.
You
look
adorable.
继续播啊 你看起来好可爱
It's
just
a
practice
tape
只是录的练习带而已
from
when
I
was
trying
to
become
a
member
of
the
Magic
Castle.
那时候我想加入魔术城堡
洛杉矶知名夜店 成员只收魔术师与魔术爱好者
I
didn't
know
you
auditioned
there.
我都不知道你去试镜过
Oh
I
never
went
through
with
it.
我当时没有坚持下去
I
watched
the
tape
and
realized
I
wasn't
good
enough.
我看了影带觉得自己不够格
You
know
that
trick
where
you
saw
a
mannequin
in
half
你知道那个把人偶给锯成两半的魔术吧
Don't
you
mean
a
lady
Thank
God
it
was
not
a
lady.
-不都是锯女郎吗 -幸好当时不是女郎
I'd
just
be
getting
out
of
jail.
不然我估计最近才刚出狱
Come
on
you're
a
good
magician.
别这样 你是很棒的魔术师
Really
You
always
called
magic
dumb.
真的吗 你总说魔术很傻逼
You
can
be
good
at
something
dumb.
你可以是一件傻逼事的高手啊
You
know
what
you
should
audition
now.
It's
fine.
-我觉得呢 你可以现在去试镜啊 -不用了
I
don't
need
to
be
a
member
of
the
most
elite
magical
society
我并没有一定要成为地球表面最强的
on
the
face
of
the
earth.
精英魔术师社团的成员
Sounds
like
you
still
want
it.
感觉你还是很有兴趣的啊
And
I
don't
want
our
kids
to
watch
this
tape
one
day
我也不想有一天我们的孩子看到这录像带
and
think
their
dad
is
a
quitter.
然后觉得自己爸爸半途而废
Oh
we
don't
have
to
show
it
to
them.
我们不用给孩子们看啊
Oh
I'm
definitely
showing
it
to
them.
但我绝对要给孩子们看
Hey.
我回来啦
Hello.
回来啦
"Fine
with
flags"
"还行的旗帜"
Yes
flags
是的 旗帜嘛
up
there
flapping
around
on
poles.
在旗杆上左摇右摆
If
you
think
about
it
they're
just
the
strippers
of
the
emblem
world.
仔细想想 它们算是徽章符号界的钢管舞女了
Well
I
got
something
that
I
think
might
cheer
you
up.
我觉得我有能让你高兴起来的东西
It
is
the
emergency
pep
talk
you
made
when
you
were
a
kid.
是你小时候给自己录的危机时刻打气录像带
Oh
that.
这个啊
I
was
saving
it
for
the
day
they
stop
making
Star
Wars
movies.
我本来想留到《星球大战》电影不再出续集那天
I
don't
think
that's
ever
gonna
happen.
但看现在这势头 估计是没那天了
How
long
has
it
been
since
you've
seen
it
你有多久没看过这影带了
Not
since
the
day
I
recorded
it.
从我录下来后我就没看过
No
I
had
just
watched
Back
to
the
Future
II
当时我刚看完电影《回到未来2》
where
Marty
McFly
gets
a
glimpse
of
his
future
self
当马蒂·麦克弗莱瞥见未来的他时
and
that
got
me
thinking
我就开始想
the
day
may
come
where
I
needed
my
help
有一天我也许会需要自己的帮助
like
they
did
with
that
movie.
That
was
not
great.
就像那部电影一样 烂得不帮不行
Okay
all
hooked
up.
好了 接好了
Here
we
go.
开始吧
Oh
look
how
cute
you
were.
看看你小时候多可爱啊
Amy
please
of
course
I
was
cute.
Look
how
I
turned
out.
艾米 可爱是自然的 看我现在就知道了
Hello
Sheldon.
你好 谢尔顿
Hello
Sheldon.
你好 谢尔顿
If
you're
watching
this
如果你正在播放这录像
I
assume
something
bad
has
happened.
我猜你一定遇到很糟糕的事
Something
unfortunate
and
unforeseen.
倒霉至极又出人意料的事
Something
that's
making
you
question
everything.
甚至让你开始怀疑人生
I'm
so
smart.
瞧我聪明吧
Now
just
to
make
sure
it's
really
you
watching
this
现在我要确认一下观看这个录像的是你本人
and
not
an
imposter
what
am
I
thinking
of
而不是冒名的骗子 我现在脑子里在想什么
On
the
count
of
three.
数到三说出来
1
2
3
One, two, three.
Robot
monkey
butler.
Robot
monkey
butler.
-机器猴子管家 -机器猴子管家
Okay
good.
很好
Should
I
leave
you
two
alone
我让你俩单独待一会吧
No
this
is
gonna
be
inspiring.
You
should
watch.
不 很有教育意义的 你应该看看
Sheldon
never
forget
谢尔顿 不要忘记
no
matter
how
bad
things
seem
不管事情看起来有多糟糕
you
can
al...
你永远都...
What
What...
No.
N...
怎么回事 怎么了 不要啊
My
dad
taped
over
it
我爸爸用这盒带子
with
one
of
his
stupid
high
school
football
games.
去录他那些白痴高中橄榄球赛了
Sorry.
我很遗憾
You
know
it
doesn't
matter
nothing
matters.
算了 无所谓了 什么都无所谓了
Is
there
anything
I
can
do
我能帮你做些什么吗
Yes.
You
can
build
me
a
time
machine
可以呀 你造一台时光机
so
I
can
go
back
and
tell
my
younger
self
to
give
up
让我穿越回去 劝年幼的我趁早放弃吧
because
nothing's
gonna
work
out
the
way
he
wants.
因为世上一切都不会遂了他的意
I
was
thinking
a
nice
cup
of
leaf
soup.
我本来是想帮你弄碗上好叶子汤
What's
all
this
这是什么呀
Your
magic
tricks
from
the
garage.
你的魔术器材呀 从车库翻出来的
Your
wands
your
top
hat
with
the
stuffed
mouse
inside.
你的魔杖 你的大礼帽和里面的填充老鼠玩具
I
never
had
a
stuffed
mouse.
我没有填充老鼠玩具呀
Okay
do
not
wear
this
hat.
好 还是别戴这帽子了
Why
is
it
all
in
the
living
room
怎么都搬到客厅来了
Because
I
think
The
Great
Howdini
因为我觉得伟大的霍迪尼
deserves
to
be
a
member
of
the
Magic
Castle.
应该成为魔术城堡的一员
That's
sweet
but
I'm
not
that
guy
anymore.
你真好 不过我已不是从前的我了
I've
outgrown
it.
我已经长大了
Have
you
有吗
Look
I
know
you
still
want
this
and
I
can
help
you.
我知道你心里还渴望这些 我可以帮助你
All
those
pageants
I
did
as
a
kid
我小时候参加的那些选美活动
I
could
teach
you
how
to
present
yourself
我可以教你如何展示自己
connect
with
the
judges
sabotage
the
competition.
和评委建立互动 给对手下眼药
Whoa
whoa
no
one's
sabotaging
anybody.
等等 不可以暗算别人
Of
course
not.
当然不是暗算
Little
girls
in
ball
gowns
trip
it
happens.
穿礼服裙的小女孩摔倒可是常事
Trust
me
I'm
gonna
be
the
pageant
mom
to
you
相信我 我会像我妈一样
that
my
mom
was
to
me.
扮演你的选美妈妈
I
thought
you
hated
your
mom
for
making
you
do
that.
我以为你不喜欢你妈逼你比赛的事呢
More
talk
like
that
and
you're
not
getting
any
dinner.
再说这样的浑话 晚饭你就别吃了
Amazing
how
it
all
comes
back.
多神奇呀 回忆蜂拥而来
Yes
在
Hello
Mother.
Hey
Beverly.
-你好 妈妈 -你好 贝弗利
Hello
Leonard.
Hello
Penny.
你好 莱纳德 你好 佩妮
To
what
do
I
owe
this
call
你们有什么事要来烦我呢
I
need
your
professional
advice.
我需要你专业的建议
Well
I'd
love
to
help
you
out
dear
我很愿意帮助你 亲爱的
but
I'm
very
busy
at
the
moment.
但我现在非常忙
Perhaps
we
can
schedule
a
time
next
week.
也许我们可以约个下周的时间
It's
about
Sheldon.
是有关谢尔顿的
Oh
well
I
I
suppose
那我想
I
can
spare
a
minute
or
two.
我可以空出几分钟
Wh
Why
did
you
just
say
you're
too
busy
but...
你刚才不是说你很忙吗 可是...
Leonard
please
not
everything
is
about
you.
莱纳德 拜托 不是任何事都围着你转
Penny
go
on.
佩妮 说吧
Well
ever
since
his
paper
got
disproven
自从他的论文被推翻后
he's
been
a
wreck.
他一直郁郁寡欢
He's
been
sad
and...
and
angry.
他既悲伤又气愤
He
just
seems
kind
of
broken.
整个人像是废掉了
Well
it
sounds
like
he
may
be
grieving.
听起来他正处于沉痛哀悼中
Really
Over
a
theory
真的吗 为了一个理论
Of
course.
You
can
grieve
over
any
emotional
loss.
当然 你可以哀悼任何一种情感上的失去
The
more
you
care
about
something
你越在意一件事
the
greater
the
trauma
of
losing
it.
失去它的伤痛就越明显
Oh
boy.
He
cared
about
this
a
lot.
老天 他特别在乎这件事
Yeah.
What
can
we
do
to
help
him
我们能为他做些什么吗
Well
grieving
is
a
process.
哀悼是一种过程
Every
culture
has
its
own
rituals
and
traditions
每个文化都有自己的仪式和传统
to
facilitate
mourning.
来表达哀悼
The
ancient
Egyptians
had
their
mummification
远古的埃及人有他们的木乃伊
the
Tibetans
had
their
sky
funerals...
藏族同胞有天葬的传统
And
when
I
was
little
and
my
dog
died
my
mom
sat
me
down
我小时候养的狗死了 我妈让我坐下来
and
very
gently
told
me
that
she
wished
the
truck
非常温柔地告诉我她希望
had
hit
my
dad
instead.
那辆卡车压死的是我爸
I
was
trying
to
lighten
the
mood.
我那是为了逗你开心
Your
dog
had
just
died.
你的狗不是刚死了吗
Howard
and
I
have
been
working
really
hard
on
his
audition
霍华德和我一直在排练他的试演
so
it'll
be
helpful
to
get
another
set
of
eyes
on
it.
所以能让其他人来点评一定很有帮助
Well
as
someone
who
has
watched
every
episode
作为一个看过无数集
of
America's
Got
Talent
《美国达人》的观众
I'm
getting
pretty
good
at
telling
我对于真正的美国达人
when
some
American's
got
talent.
是非常有鉴赏力的
Seriously
真的
海蒂·克鲁姆 德国超模 《美国达人》评委
Heidi
and
I
agree
like
90%
of
the
time.
海蒂和我90%情况下都意见一致
All
right.
好了
Don't
be
afraid
to
be
brutally
honest.
不要害怕 尽管直言不讳
Like
my
mom
used
to
say
when
I
was
doing
pageants
就像我参加选美时 我妈说过
"Tears
only
make
your
eyes
sparkle
brighter."
"泪花只会让你的眼睛更加闪亮"
That
is
both
sad
and
true.
这句话又残酷又在理
Half
my
Instagram
is
after
a
good
cry.
我网上一半的照片都是大哭之后拍的
Howie
you
ready
华仔 你好了吗
Yeah.
好了
I
now
present
The
Great
Howdini.
有请伟大的霍迪尼出场
I've
got
magic
to
do
just
for
you
我的魔法 为你绽开
Magic
to
do
Ben
Vereen
I've
got
miracle
plays
to
play
见证奇迹 不要眨眼
I've
got
parts
to
perform
hearts
to
warm
好戏开幕 我心永远
Kings
and
things
to
take
by
storm
风风雨雨 迎头而上
As
we
go
along
our
让我们一路洒下
Way.
欢乐
Hello.
I'm
The
Great
Howdini
from
Altadena
California.
你好 我是来自加州阿尔塔迪纳的伟大的霍迪尼
I
have
no
brothers
or
sisters
我是家中的独子
and
my
favorite
thing
to
eat
is
grilled
cheese.
我最喜欢的食物是烤奶酪
When
does
the
magic
start
魔术什么时候开始
It
already
started.
魔法已经开始了
Hi.
How
are
you
guys
doing
你们还好吧
A
little
better
if
you
can
believe
it.
进步了一点 不管你信不信
Sheldon
谢尔顿
Go
away.
走开啦
Buddy
come
on
let
us
help
you.
老兄 别这样 让我们帮助你吧
The
only
person
who
could
help
me
was
erased
唯一能帮我的人已经被
by
the
Medford
High
Wolves.
梅福德高中的群狼队洗掉了
Oh
that's
funny.
My
high
school
was
also
the
wolves.
说来好笑 我的高中校队也叫群狼队
No
Not
now
Okay.
怎么 不能提这事 好吧
Look
t
this
might
seem
strange
but
uh
这事听起来很奇怪 但是
we
thought
it
might
help
you
get
some
closure
if
you
had
a
chance
我们想如果你能正式地和你的论文道别
to
properly
say
good
bye
to
your
paper.
也许会对你现在的情况有帮助
Yeah
you
know
we
could
say
a
few
words
没错 我们可以发表几句感想
you
could
talk
about
what
it
meant
to
you
你可以抒发一下它对你的意义
and
and
we
could
bury
it
somewhere.
然后我们可以找个地方把它埋了
You
mean
have
a
funeral
for
our
theory
你是说为我们的理论办个葬礼
Yeah.
没错
That's
ridiculous.
太荒唐了
I
thought
so
too
but
my
mom
thought
it
might
work.
我本来也这么认为 但我妈说也许会有用
Beverly
thought
it
would
help
We
should
try
it.
贝弗利觉得会有帮助吗 那应该试试
Wha
How
come
when
you
thought
it
was
my
idea...
你以为办法是我想的时怎么就...
Leonard
please
this
is
not
about
you.
莱纳德 拜托 不是任何事都围着你转
I
guess
we
could
bury
it
in
the
park.
我们可以把它埋到公园里
Yeah
where
dogs
do
their
business
你是指狗狗上大小号
and
other
dogs
sniff
that
business
I
don't
think
so.
然后其他狗狗去闻的地方吗 得了吧
What
would
you
like
to
do
Sheldon
你想怎么做呢 谢尔顿
The
only
fitting
send
off
只有一种送别仪式适合
a
Viking
funeral.
维京葬礼
You
mean
like
push
it
out
into
a
lake
你是指把它推进湖中心
and
shoot
it
with
a
flaming
arrow
然后用点着火的箭射它吗
This
guy
gets
it.
这哥们懂行
How
about
a
bathtub
and
a
match
用浴缸和火柴代替行不
How
about
a
bathtub
and
a
flaming
arrow
用浴缸和点着火的箭行不
How
about
a
bathtub
a
match
and
an
ice
cold
Yoo
hoo
after
用浴缸 火柴和一杯冰巧克力饮品行吗
Sold.
成交
Would
you
like
to
say
something
你想说些什么吗
Y
Yes
thank
you.
好的 谢谢
I
know
this
is
just
a
scientific
theory
我知道这只是个科学理论
but
to
me
it
was
more
than
that.
但对我来说 远不止此
It
described
the
universe
in
a
new
and
beautiful
way.
它用一种美妙的全新方式描述了宇宙
I
want
that
to
be
the
universe
we
live
in
我希望我们生活在那个宇宙中
but
I
guess
it's
not.
但看样子不可能了
Would
you
like
to
shoot
the
arrow
艾米 你想射箭吗
It's
kind
of
beautiful
isn't
it
挺美的 不是吗
Yeah
it
is.
是很美
It's
getting
kind
of
close
to
the
curtain.
火离浴帘越来越近了
It's
in
water
it's
fine.
在水里呢 没事的
Looks
like
we
both
had
theories
that
were
wrong.
Okay...
-看来我们都提出了错误的理论 -好了
Are
you
getting
sick
你病了吗
No
I
have
glitter
in
my
nose.
不是 我鼻子进了亮片
Just
your
nose
只有鼻子吗
Consider
yourself
lucky.
那你算幸运的了
Hey
I'm
gonna
take
tomorrow
off
我打算明天休假不上班
so
we
can
spend
the
whole
day
running
the
act.
我们就有一整天时间排练了
You
know
what
it
has
been
so
much
fun
working
on
this
with
you
but...
其实 跟你一起排练魔术很快乐
But
what
It
hasn't.
-然而什么 -不是真正的快乐
I'm
not
gonna
audition.
我不去参加试镜了
Hey
I
didn't
raise
a
quitter.
我拉扯大的孩子可不会轻言放弃
You
didn't
raise
me
at
all.
我又不是你养大的
Look
I
get
that
you're
scared
but
we
just
have
to
push
past
that.
我明白你很害怕 我们战胜恐惧就行了
I'm
not
scared.
I
don't
like
the
act.
我不是害怕 我不喜欢那套魔术
It's
over
the
top
它太浮夸了
and
weird
and
has
more
jazz
hands
than
magic.
又奇葩 耍爵士乐手势多过变魔术
Why
didn't
you
say
something
earlier
你之前怎么不说呢
You
seemed
like
you
were
so
happy
因为你看起来很开心
and
then
when
I
tried
to
say
something
然后等我想跟你坦白时
you
seemed
like
you
were
so
mad.
你又好像准备河东狮吼
Hey
this
isn't
about
me.
这事我又不是主角
I
just
wanted
you
to
have
your
dream
我只是希望你能完成梦想
and
I
wanted
to
control
everything
而且我想一手掌控
about
how
you
looked
and
acted
so
that
your
victory
was
mine.
你的造型和表演 这样你的胜利就属于我的了
Well
that's
honest.
你还真诚实
But
if
I'm
gonna
go
through
with
this
但如果我要做这件事
I
have
to
do
it
my
own
way.
就必须用我自己的方式
I
respect
that
我尊重你
and
I'm
glad
that
I
helped
lead
you
to
this
moment.
我也很欣慰 是我带领你走到这一步
Stop
trying
to
make
this
your
victory
别再说成是你的功劳了
Why
are
you
watching
that
你为什么在看这个
I'm
just
looking
to
see
我就想看看
if
there's
anything
left
of
your
speech.
还有没有剩下你的打气录像
It's
not
important.
I
remember
everything
I
said.
不重要 我记得自己说过什么
And
然后呢
It
was
good
it
just
would've
meant
more
coming
from
me.
很鼓舞 只是听到我自己说出来会更有意义
All
right
bring
it
in.
好了 都过来
Is
that
your
dad
那是你爸吗
It
is.
是的
I've
only
seen
pictures
of
him.
我只看过他的照片
I
know
we're
down
by
a
lot.
我知道我们落后很多
And
if
I'm
being
honest
with
you
说实话
we're
probably
not
gonna
win
this
one.
我们估计是不会赢这场了
In
fact
we're
definitely
not
gonna
win
this
one.
事实上 我们肯定会输
Do
you
want
me
to
turn
it
off
你想我关掉吗
But
we're
not
gonna
quit
either.
但我们不会放弃
And
if
we
do
lose
如果我们真的输了
you
need
to
know
that
doesn't
make
you
losers.
你们也得知道自己不是人生输家
You
learn
as
much
about
who
you
are
and
what
you're
made
of
从失败中学到的自我认识和自我价值
from
failing
as
you
do
from
success.
一点不比从胜利中学到的少
Maybe
more.
甚至更多
So
you
can
spend
the
next
half
feeling
sorry
for
yourselves
所以下半场你们可以自怨自艾
or
you
can
get
out
there
and
give
them
hell.
也可以让他们尝尝地狱的滋味
Yeah
Let's
give
them
hell
没错 地狱的滋味
Oh
watch
your
mouth
your
mom
might...
别说这词 你妈可能会...
I
remember
that
game.
我记得那场比赛
Did
they
win
他们最后赢了吗
Oh
no.
没有
No
they
lost
so
bad
the
other
team
他们落后非常多
let
one
of
their
cheerleaders
try
to
kick
a
field
goal.
对手甚至让他们的拉拉队员来射门
Well
that
was
a
nice
speech.
Too
bad
it
didn't
work.
那番话很激励人心 可惜没起作用
Maybe
it
did.
也许起作用了
What
do
you
mean
什么意思
I've
been
acting
like
the
game
is
over
我一直表现得像是比赛结束了
but
it's
only
halftime.
但其实只打了半场而已
And
there's
a
lot
more
physics
left
to
play.
还有很多物理比赛可以打
Wow
was
that
your
first
ever
sports
metaphor
这是你人生第一次用运动作比喻吗
It
was.
还真是
And
I
think
it
was
a
home
run.
而且还是一记全垒打呢
That's
two.
两个比喻了
It's
interesting.
真有意思
I've
always
thought
that
my
father's
journey
and
my
own
were
so
different
我一直以为我爸和我的人生路途大不相同
but
he
also
faced
failure
and
setbacks.
但他同样面对过失败和挫折
Maybe
our
lives
mirrored
each
other
more
than
I
thought.
也许我们人生互相映射的地方比我想的要多
So
from
one
viewpoint
所以从一种角度来说
you
and
your
father's
lives
are
asymmetrical
你和你父亲的人生不对称
but
from
another
vantage
point
they're
symmetrical.
但从另一个角度来说 是对称的
Sheldon
谢尔顿
what
if
symmetry
and
asymmetry
are
observer
relative
对称和不对称会不会是随观察者不同而变化
That
would
mean
that
the
Russian
paper
was
right...
那意味着那篇苏联论文是对的
But
only
from
one
perspective.
但只是从一种角度来说
If
we
look
at
it
from
a
deeper
view
in
more
dimensions
如果从更多维度的另一角度来看
our
theory
still
stands.
我们的理论仍然成立
Not
only
stands
I
it
might
be
an
even
bigger
idea
不只是成立 甚至有可能
than
the
one
we
were
originally
proposing.
比我们原来提出的假设更宏大
Go
get
your
laptop.
We
have
a
paper
to
fix.
去把电脑拿来 我们要修改论文
Okay.
好的
Thanks
Dad.
谢谢你 爸爸
We're
gonna
give
them
hell.
我们会让他们尝尝地狱的滋味
Hi
I'm
The
Great
Howdini
大家好 我是伟大的霍迪尼
and
it's
an
honor
to
be
auditioning
at
the
Magic
Castle.
很荣幸能来到魔术城堡进行试镜
Could
I
borrow
your
watch
sir
我能借一下你的手表吗 先生
Sure.
Thank
you.
-好啊 -谢谢
Ooh
Rolex
fancy.
I'll
get
it
right
back
to
you.
劳力士呢 真高档 等会就还你
Observe
one
very
expensive
watch
请看 这是一支昂贵的手表
one
wooden
mallet.
这是一个木锤
Do
I
dare
I
do.
我敢砸吗 当然
Would
you
be
amazed
if
your
watch
survived
that
pounding
如果你的手表没被砸坏 你会感到惊奇吗
I
think
you
would
behold.
你一定会的 见证奇迹
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